Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: I Love You Gate
Episode Date: April 13, 2019One of our listeners went on a date and accidentally let something SLIP OUT... and then she spent the whole night TRYING to make up for it. Listen to the podcast below to find out what she did!See omn...ystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update.
The girl on the phone for a second date update today met the guy that she wants to call because
they live in the same building.
Oh, that's cute.
It's always easy when you live in the same building to meet somebody.
The trick is you wait until they're not home, you live in the same building to meet somebody. The trick is, you wait
until they're not home, you break in,
you steal some of their mail, and then you see
them in the hallway and you're like, hey, I think somebody
delivered some mail to me by accident.
And then you strike up a conversation. It even works
with TVs sometimes. Like, somehow
your TV was sitting out in the hallway. It's in my
apartment right now if you want to come get it.
Is that how you did it, Rachel?
Well, kind of
similarly but no not at all so you didn't break didn't break into the guy's place i didn't break
any laws but i did you know i did put myself out there which is boring i was hoping for an exciting
story how'd you meet this dude well he just moved into the building pretty recently and you know i
found like going up and down the stairs once but we hadn't really talked more than like a hello.
But I definitely noticed him.
I definitely thought he was really cute.
And what's his name?
His name is Adam.
And we actually got a chance to talk because we were both, we have these machines in our basement.
We have like laundry on site in the building.
But they're kind of weird.
Like they don't take quarters.
You have to like use these refillable cards. Oh, I totally know. Yeah, they don't take quarters. You have to, like, use these refillable cards.
Oh, I totally know.
Yeah, I know what those are.
Yeah, it's really, yeah, yeah.
It's annoying and confusing the first time you do them.
And so he'd never used them before.
And I just happened to be doing laundry at the same time.
You just happened to drop some of your underwear on the floor in front of him?
Oopsies.
She's only watching sexist lingerie.
But anyway, let me help you out with your problem.
This is not about me and my lingerie. Oh, my God. But anyway, let me help you out with your problem.
This is not about me and my lingerie.
Yeah, and like I accidentally put some of my underwear in his load so that when he got home he'd be like, well, who are these?
That's why I thought maybe it was similar to your mail idea.
So what did you guys end up doing for your date?
It was actually his idea.
It was really cute because we lived in the same building.
He was like, why don't we just order an Uber since we live in the same place and have it pick us up and we'll just go get some dinner and some drinks.
Wait, so he's the one that asked you out after all that?
Yeah.
I mean, I was clearly flirting with him.
And he was like, you know, I know we live in the same building. I could just knock on your door but I'd love to have your number in case
I have any questions.
But I knew he was like, and I was like,
oh, okay. It was an obvious play to get your phone number.
Yeah. Nice. So he asked you out
and then you guys took an Uber to a bar.
Yeah, took an Uber to a bar
and it started out really great.
We were in the cab and the banter was
really good.
He's really easy to talk to.
He's really funny.
He seemed very relaxed.
And I don't remember what he said, but after he said it,
I was just cracking up, and I couldn't stop laughing.
And I don't know why, but the words just came out,
Oh, my God, I love you.
But you're saying it more in the way of like, hey, you're so funny, I love you. Exactly,
but regardless, you guys, I said
I love you on the way to the date.
That's not a good time
to drop that. Was it like one of those record
scratch moments where everything then
drops? Totally.
And I'm like, I didn't really understand
why, because I was like, oh, God, I'm sorry.
I mean, you know what I meant, right? But it it was like I could tell it was like really different all of a
sudden like and so then I like because it was so awkward proceeded to like really lean into it and
so like I said I love you to the uber driver when we got out of the car and like I was trying to
make it a thing but like clearly like it hit a nerve and like it wasn't part of like the thing.
Were you just overcompensating?
No, yeah.
Like I don't know what happened to me, but I like I just really wanted him to know that it was a joke and that I didn't mean it.
But like looking back on it, I do feel like I maybe overdid it.
But did, I mean, did he get the point that you didn't mean it?
Yeah, I mean, I think he got it.
But at the same time, like, I said it, like, for the third time during the meal, like, bringing it up jokingly again.
And he didn't laugh.
So that's when I kind of knew, like, oh.
And, like, for me, when that happens, it just makes me, like, want to convince someone even more that I'm sorry or kidding.
You might have been okay if you would have dropped it after it happened and made a quick joke about it and moved on.
I know.
Do you think that's why he's not calling you back?
Well, no, actually, he did call me.
The date went fine other than I love you, Gate.
And then he called me the next morning,
but I was in the shower,
and so I missed the call.
Yeah.
And he didn't leave a message, so I was like, oh, okay, I'll text him.
So I texted him.
I was like, sorry I missed your call.
I was in the shower, winky face.
Had a great time last night.
We should do that again.
What are you up to this weekend?
Something like that.
Right.
And that was like four or five days ago,
and I haven't heard from him.
Really?
Have you seen him in the building at all?
No.
Because that's always a risky thing.
At some point, no matter how this turns out, you're going to have to share an elevator or the laundry room again.
I just think it's really weird that he would call me and then not respond to me.
Yeah.
I mean, you could understand it if after a first date, somebody said, I love you, and then you just never talked to him again.
But the fact that he called you in the morning.
I didn't say, like, I love you, I love you. I'm not
like, I get it. We're like, you know.
But like it really seemed
to like affect him and I think
that's why I kept going back
to it because even though I'd apologized
once it felt like it was like hanging
in the air still and I'm like why?
This shouldn't be this intense.
Alright, well we'll play a song, come
back, call him and get your second date update, okay?
Thanks, guys.
Okay, hold on.
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Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
Second date update.
Right in the middle of a second date update,
if you're just tuning in, Rachel is on the phone
and Rachel is in love.
For the first time in her life,
Rachel has found love and it's slipped through fingers, and it's not calling her back.
And love's name is Adam.
Poor Rachel.
All right, all right.
If you missed Rachel recap her date, she met a guy that lives in her apartment building.
They agreed to go out for drinks and dinner.
And while they were riding to the restaurant, he was joking around.
She laughed, and it just kind of slipped out.
She said, I love you.
And she thinks that's the reason he's not calling her back.
Because one, she said I love you.
And then she spent the rest of the date trying to pour it on that it was a joke.
And saying I love you to everything and everybody.
And just any way she could drop the I love you line, she would do it.
And now he's not calling her back and she's wondering why.
I mean, what do you like so much about Adam?
He was just really easy to talk to and he was
really funny. You know, like a guy being funny
is the most important thing to me. I love
funny guys, don't you? I love them too.
Okay, okay. I get it.
Laying it on real thick.
I'm going to dial his phone number right now and see if we can
find out why he's not calling you back, okay?
Okay. Here we go.
Hello?
Hi, is Adam there?
Yeah, this is him.
Hey, what's up, Adam?
How are you?
This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
Um, hey.
Hey.
What's going on today?
Um, not much. Why are you calling me? Hey, what's going on today? Um Not much
Why are you calling me?
Oh, just checking in, man
No, I don't
Oh, okay
The real reason I'm calling is that somebody
emailed us about you
and asked if I could get you on the phone
Her name is Rachel
She actually lives in the same building as you do
Oh, what? Do you remember Rachel? Do you know Rachel? on the phone. Her name is Rachel. She actually lives in the same building as you do.
What? Do you remember Rachel? Do you know Rachel?
Yeah, but why are you calling about her?
Well, because we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up blowing them off after, they email us to see if we can
get you on the phone and ask why. So Rachel's wondering why you won't call her back after your date.
I did call her.
Right. She said that
after your date, she got a missed phone
call from you, and then she texted
you back and was like, hey, sorry, I missed your call.
And then she hasn't heard from you since.
Wow, she told you everything. She did.
She even told us about the I love you comment.
Yeah,
that was pretty embarrassing for her.
Oh, my gosh.
Is that the reason that you're not calling her back?
Because she dropped I love you on a first date?
No, I actually thought that was kind of endearing.
Really?
Yeah, because she got so worked up about it, she kept saying it.
I mean, I got that she just said it as,
you know, a saying and I wanted her to move on, but she didn't.
You didn't help her at all. She said after she said, I love you, that you got super awkward.
I didn't get awkward after the first time she said it. I got awkward after the fifth or sixth
time. Yeah. She told us that she feels like she went a little too hard on trying to let you know
that it was a joke.
I wouldn't say it was a little too hard.
I mean, I was trying to get to know her, and she
just kept saying it, and I just kept getting
in the way of me trying to get
to know her.
I thought she was great, and
I wanted her to just stop saying it.
Poor girl. She was so awkward about it.
So is that the only issue then? The I love you? I wanted her to just stop saying it. Poor girl. She was so awkward about it. Yeah.
So is that the only issue then?
The I love you?
No.
No, I knew it was a joke.
And I wanted to see her again.
And that's why I called her.
And the call went to her voicemail.
And on her voicemail is this other dude who...
Whoa.
Yeah.
He sounded like a real dude.
She was like, hey, what's up?
This is Rachel's phone.
Leave a message because she's busy right now.
And she's laughing in the background and he's laughing about it.
And it's like, what?
Weird.
Wait, what do you mean?
So you're not calling her because there is a guy's voice on her voicemail?
Yeah, sketchy.
It wasn't just a guy's voice.
It was the way he was talking and the way she was reacting to it in the background.
Don't you think it's just like a voicemail joke that just isn't very funny to you?
It didn't seem like it.
Who's this dude?
And why is she laughing like she loves it?
You don't know who the guy is?
Why don't you just call her up and ask her?
I mean, I might sound paranoid if I call her up and I'm like, hey, who's that dude on your voicemail?
Yeah, I can see that being like, was it another dude you see in somebody else?
It's been one date.
But you are being that way since you're not calling her back and you don't know who this guy is.
It could be her brother for all you know.
You're right.
It could be, but it might not be.
And it's only been four days.
I still haven't decided if I'm going to call her back.
You know what? Why don't we just clear this thing up once and for all and ask who the guy is?
Because she's been on the phone listening this whole time.
What?
Yeah.
Rachel?
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Rachel.
So I guess I have some explaining to do. I'm kind of, I guess, Rachel. So I guess I have some explaining to do.
I'm kind of, I guess, relieved.
But the person on my voicemail is an ex-boyfriend.
Whoa!
Okay.
What?
Why?
Good question.
I mean, it's really not that big of a deal.
I mean, it's just my voicemail.
I think it's really funny.
I like the way he's putting on this, like, douchey, silly voice,
and I sound really happy in it.
It's just, you know, it's just me.
It doesn't seem like a big deal.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Time out, time out.
You like the way your ex sounds and the way you sound happy with him?
Okay.
Look, it's really not that big of a deal.
I mean, things didn't end badly between us, and I just thought it was funny, you know?
Yeah, but it's over.
Are you not over him?
How long ago did you break up?
We broke up like three months ago, but no, I don't have feelings for him at all.
It's just...
Okay, so yeah, you are clearly not over over him have you gone on any dates other than me
since you broke up yeah i went on one but i i wasn't super into him you know but
rachel nobody listening believes that you're over your ex
one person oh my god you guys just because i have a voicemail with someone on it doesn't mean that I'm emotionally attached to them.
I don't know.
Stop it. It's over.
I feel like...
Facebook friends with their exes, people get coffee with them.
It's not... I'm not in love with him at all.
I don't know, but it just seems like you wouldn't even want to hear their voice that often, let alone have that be on your voicemail all the time.
Well, when I listen to my voicemails, it's not
like an answering machine. I don't listen to it.
I don't even think about it. The only people that hear
it are the people that call me.
Do you call your voicemail and
just listen to it?
No, that is not something that I do.
And honestly, Adam, I really like
you, but we've only been on one
date. And like,
as we get to know each other, I'm happy to change my voicemail if it bothers you.
That's a big snap.
See what I mean?
It's not a big deal to me.
It's just, like, I just feel a little on the spot and awkward right now.
You know, I just feel like I don't need to be bringing in my past.
You know, it's my past.
It's just a voicemail.
But it's not your past. You're living in it. Adam, I mean, it's my past. It's just a voicemail. But it's not your past.
You're still living in it.
Adam, I mean, she said that she'll take the voicemail down.
That's a first step.
I'm sure she'll get rid of her photo collages that are in her apartment as well.
She said she'd do it after we get to know each other.
That's not.
It's got to be like, it's got to be done.
Well, hey, Adam, would you like to go out on a second date with Rachel?
We'll pay for it.
No.
That was quick, Adam.
You don't even give her a shot, man.
I mean, you've gotten out of relationships.
We all have.
And after three months, it's sometimes hard to let go a little bit.
She's ready, man.
Yeah, she's clearly not.
So it's a no.
You're not going to give her another shot?
Listen, Rachel, I like you um i like
you too i think we got along really well um but i think there's some things that you need to
examine and once you've done that hit me up okay so you mean like three months adam come on six
months down the line adam after she's had time to heal? Yeah. I mean, like, if they've worked together for a year.
Adam, you're making a huge mistake right now.
I just want to eat food and make out with you, and I'll delete my voicemail.
It's not a big deal.
Like, I don't know what happened to you, but, like, if you have bad experiences with people messing around with their exes or something, like, there is no unfinished business.
And if you feel this strongly about it, there's nothing I can say.
Come on, Adam.
Did you hear that?
Adam, eat some food and make out.
Yeah, that proposal doesn't fall into your lap every day, Adam.
That sounds awesome.
If I weren't over him, would I be on the radio trying to get a second date with you?
Come on.
That's a good point.
Would you still have his voice on your voicemail?
You could be my new voicemail if it makes you feel better.
Wow, I'm honored, but I'm going to have to pass.
I can't believe that.
She was even honest the whole time.
Come on.
Sorry, Rachel.
No second date.
Man, I really thought it was because of the I love you thing,
and now I'm learning it's because of something bigger.
It's because of the I love you thing with your ex.
That's what it is.
Broken Jubal in the morning.
Text in at 78592 that says,
what's wrong with that guy who doesn't want to eat food and make out?
What an idiot.
It's Broken Jubal in the morning talking about the second date update.
Rachel wanted to call this dude named Adam. They
live in the same building. They went out, had
a good time. She thought he wasn't calling back
because she accidentally was laughing at something he said
and it slipped out. She said, I love you.
And then the whole evening she kept making excuses
and trying to point out that it was a joke
when she said I love you. She didn't actually mean
I love you. But the problem was
he called her for a second date and she still
has her ex-boyfriend on
her voicemail.
Yeah.
And he didn't want to go out with her again because of that.
You can't blame him too much, but she did sound pretty cool about it.
Yeah.
Like, I'll change it.
It's not a big deal.
Yeah.
It's one of those situations.
It's a deal, but you don't know why.
It just doesn't feel right.
You know what I mean?
She didn't sound like she was still into her ex at all, but he was convinced that she was
not over her ex because she left him on the voicemail.
Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.
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