Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: If The Shoe Breaks BUY IT

Episode Date: August 6, 2018

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It isn't plentyoffists.com. Even though that's a really good one. But it's actually Instagram. A lot of people meet on Instagram, and apparently that's how Connor, who's on the phone for a second date update today, met the girl that he wants to call. What's up, Connor? Hey, what's going on, guys? What's up?

You decided to go with Instagram instead of Plenty of Fists, huh? Yeah, yeah. I mean, Instagram is like the new Tinder, basically. I don't think you heard what he said. Yeah, I don't think you really... I think a lot of people did. Which is fine. What's the girl's name you want to call today?

Her name is Kate. Kate, all right. And how did you meet Kate on Instagram? Well, you know, as it usually goes, you know, you're kind of perusing around on the gram and you see attractive women and she caught my eye, so I started following her.

She's absolutely gorgeous. And one day she posted this really, you need to check it out for yourself, it's like a really phenomenal picture. It's a boudoir picture, and it's stunning. Okay, stunning. Send it along. Tagoir picture, and it's stunning. Okay. Okay, stunning. Send it along.

Tag us in it so we can check it out. Wow, you guys. Oh, my God. You're, like, salivating. So were you one of the creeps that commented on it and, like, tagged your bro in it? And not even in a description, just tagged your bro in her picture? I mean, they're posting photos for you to look at, so I wouldn't categorize it as creeping. No, what happened was

there was a woman who commented on it and i had no idea who this woman was and she had said you look like a tramp in this photo um damn it's absolutely disgusting and you know how dare you post something like this on instagram oh my gosh my gosh. Yeah, I know, right? So you came to her defense? Were you the knight in shining armor? You saw your moment? Yeah, I guess you could say that. This woman must have been jealous of the way Kate looked.

So I chimed in and I said, look, if you don't like it, just unfollow her. Simple as that. Oh, damn. You said that, huh? The big comeback. And blizzat. Oh, damn. You said that, huh? You said the F, the UF, dude. The big comeback. Yeah, and that was, I guess, that was my knight in shiny armor moment.

And Kate had reached out to me, and she thanked me. Oh, that's cool. That's nice. Is that when you asked her out on a date? Yep, that's when I made some moves. Good. All right. You got to take your moment. And what was it like the first time you guys met in person?

It was great. I mean, she looked the same way she did on Instagram. Was she still wearing that boudoir picture that she posted? No, no, no. You know, she had clothing on. Yeah. I mean, I think now is the time that we can switch to talking about her personality, guys. Aww.

I mean, did you guys connect? What'd you talk about? Yeah, no, it was really cool. We talked about what she did for a living. We talked about Instagram and the pros and cons of Instagram and how it's causing problems in society. But there's also benefits to it like this. And who would have ever thought? I mean, truly, I think Instagram is a way to meet people, whether it's friends or business connections or significant others. Why not, you know? For sure. So you thought of her as girlfriend potential then? Absolutely.

That was Hoga. I mean, this was like the first hot girl I've been on a date with in a long time. All right. In a long, long time. And we went to a bar for the date. Went really well. But, you know, things took a turn when we were getting ready to go to the next bar.

Why? I don't think it was a big deal. She kind of took a weird step. She was wearing these really high heels, and she took a weird step, and she broke her heel. And you started laughing uncontrollably i mean i was like i chuckled i was like you did laugh okay i didn't think you actually that i i mean i did i mean at first i was like oh my god are you okay and then i kind

of chuckled and thought it was kind of comical but she needed a pair of new shoes yeah so did she leave i mean what do you do the rest of the night? No, that wasn't the end of it. Look, we kind of laughed it off. We went to the next bar. What, did she just hobble along? No, well, we ended up getting a new pair of shoes for her. Oh, okay.

So you stopped along the way to another bar and got a new pair of shoes? Yes, yep. Okay. Okay. And then we got to the next bar, and we had a drink. And all right, I just want to get all these cards out on the table and say that this is the part where I may have screwed up. Okay.

Uh-oh. We were having a great time making that connection, and my team was on the television. I just wanted to check out the game and see team was on the television i just wanted to check out the game and see what was going on see what the score was see how things were going and then i turned back and she had this like totally pissed look on her face whoa because how long had you turned around to watch the game i mean maybe like a minute or two i'm not are you sure about that or did you get completely wrapped up in it and forget that you were on a date?

That's a long time. And did you just turn around while she was in the middle of telling you something important? I mean, I could multitask. No, you can't. It doesn't sound like it at all. It's pretty obvious when somebody tunes you out and starts watching a TV when you're trying to talk. I wasn't tuning her. I was still listening.

My ears were still available to her voice no okay so when you turned around and she seemed kind of upset is that how everything ended or did it continue on for a little bit things got really awkward i said i was sorry you know it's just my team and you know i apologized and i thought we would be cool and everything would be okay after that. And it wasn't. She said, you know what? I'm sorry. I got to go meet up with my friends. And I went in for this hug and it was just the most awkward moment of my life.

Then she left. And I tried to reach out to her, you know, because I was totally bummed. She was gorgeous. She was cool. She was cool. She hasn't returned any of my texts, any of my calls. And I don't really think what I did was a big deal. That's the thing. Like, at the time, I was like, what did I do?

Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like, okay, maybe she got upset that I turned around to look at the game for a minute or two. But, like, that's me just digging for theories. I really don't think it's a problem. Play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update, alright? Yeah, cool. Thank you. Moving 92.5

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. Right in the middle of a second date update, and Connor is on the phone, and today he wants to call a woman named Kate. He met her on Instagram. They went out to a bar, hung out. He says he had a good time, but hold on one second.

Hang on. Oh, whoa. Cool. That was a big NBA trade. Are we talking about something again? I don't know. I feel like I'm talking to my husband all of a sudden. Huh?

Oh, second date update. That's right. Yeah. Connor went out with Kate to a sudden. Huh? Oh, second date update. That's right. Yeah. Connor went out with Kate to a bar. He thinks the reason she's not calling back is because there was a moment where there was some sports on TV. He turned around to watch it for what he says, like one or two minutes. And then when he tuned back into the conversation, she just looked upset and he thinks that's

where everything went wrong. So we're about to get on the phone and find out if that is the reason he's not getting a call back. All right, Connor, did you hear about the trade? Are you watching, bro? Yeah, are you watching it right now? Yeah. No, but I guess I got to check SportsCenter tonight.

Oh, yeah. It's crazy. I mean, even though you said that that only lasted a minute or two, I think that's all it takes. Like, if that was an issue for her in previous relationships and she's like red flag i'm not yeah i'm not getting into that again where i'm dating a guy who is so obsessed with sports that he can't pay attention during one meal or one drink yeah you're right maybe her past was haunting her yeah yeah we'll find out all right i'm to dial her phone number right now. Here we go. Hello.

Hi, is this Kate? Yes, who is this? Hey, Kate, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Okay. Are you familiar with the show? Kind of. Okay.

Kind of familiar is what we go for, so that's good. Hey. Well, I'm calling today because actually one of our listeners emailed us about you because you're super hot on Instagram. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so we just want everybody to follow your Instagram, so you want to shout out your handle or no? Wait, are you serious? What is this? No, we don't want to just out your handle or no? Wait, are you serious? What is this?

No, we don't want to just promote your Instagram. This dude that you went out on a date with named Connor actually emailed us. Oh. Yeah. What does he want? Well, we do a segment on our show called The Second Date Update, and Connor has been trying to get a hold of you, but apparently you don't want to go on another date.

No, I don't. Did you just find that he wasn't the right person for you this is like when we were talking before we actually like met in person I thought he was going to be like a nice guy yeah he seemed like a gentleman and then we went out one time and he was not. He wasn't a gentleman? No. So he didn't open your doors and stuff? He did that. I don't know. It was okay at first, but then he decided to be a jerk at some point during the night. Was it because he stopped listening to you to watch sports for a second?

Wait, how do you know about that? Well, because we talked to Connor and he told us all about your date. Okay. So did he tell you about how I broke my heel on the date? know about that? Well, because we talked to Connor and he told us all about your date. Okay. So, did he tell you about how I, like, broke my heel on the date? Yeah. And he said that you guys... Oh, that's right. He did say he laughed at you a little bit. Well, it was like, okay. It wasn't even the fact that he laughed, because,

like, I mean, like, I laughed too. Like, it wasn't, like, that part wasn't a big deal. But then, like, so we went to go get new shoes because, like, obviously I can't walk around like that so we're at the shoe store and I just kept like trying to drop in and be like yeah like these were my favorite shoes I'm so upset like this has happened on our date what's the hint though I don't get what your hint was hint to what well like I keep mentioning like over and over like yeah like it happened on this date like you know we're on a date he just doesn't seem to be getting it i don't get it either yeah i don't get it you guys don't like how do you not get it what i don't

understand what the problem is you're in a shoe store and what you like your shoes what i'm saying is my shoe broke on our date so i feel like that means it's his responsibility to buy me new shoes what wow why would that be his responsibility did he break your shoe it's not like he physically broke, but it's kind of his fault because if I was sitting at home, my shoe would not be broken. No! That is a stretch. That is such a big stretch. I don't feel like that should be his responsibility.

Well, okay, think about it this way, though. Okay, he invited me out. I expect him to pay for the meal, drinks, whatever. Whatever we do, I would expect him to pay for. Okay meal, drinks, like whatever, like whatever we do, I would expect him to pay for. Okay. So like by the same logic, if my shoe breaks, that's just an expense of the date. That's a date expense?

That's like saying, that's like saying if while on your date, your car gets stolen, he has to replace your car. I mean, that would never happen because I would never drive myself to a date. Obviously, he's going to be picking me up. It's just like, it's a thing for me. Like, you know, like, I want to date a guy who's going to be, like, considerate. You know, like, obviously,

if I'm upset that my shoe is broken, he should care. Like, he should want to fix that. He should want to make me feel better, not make me have to pay for shoes on a date that he doesn't have. Oh, my God. Okay. You are so high maintenance.

Wow. I'm not, like, high maintenance. Like, I don't like being called high maintenance. I'm just saying I know how I deserve to be treated. And I'm not going to settle for less. Okay. He didn't treat you badly. Okay, whatever.

Oh, my God. I can't. You have your standards, I guess. This isn't a standard. Okay. He didn't treat you badly. Okay, whatever. Oh, my God. I can't. You have your standards, I guess. This isn't a standard. This is dumb. I do. And if he's not going to meet them, like, somebody else will. Wow.

Okay. So you're just looking for a sugar daddy. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy. This is different. Like, if I was looking for a sugar daddy, like, sure, I could have some dude pay my rent. Yeah, yeah. That wouldn't be a problem. Okay.

Hold on one second, because I think I heard Connor try to chime in there because Connor's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, I was going to say, could you guys like chill out and let me listen to what she has to say?

What? Wait, who? What's going on? Oh, yeah, Connor's on the other line, Kate, and wanted to talk to you. Oh my God, of course. Kate, honestly,

I'm just shocked. I had no idea that you wanted me to pay it didn't even cross my mind for a second okay but that like that should cross your mind you know what I'm saying like if we're on a date you know like you asked me out my shoes broke as a result of me being out with you and I don't understand why you wouldn't think that you should even offer. Look, you're probably right. What? I just wish you would have asked me.

I'm not a mind reader. Wow. Yeah, okay, but, like, I don't feel like I should even have to ask. I think that's just obvious. And then I'm, like, dropping hints, too, that you should have picked up on. Hints.

Well, then I need to pick up, like, a copy of Dating for Dummies at the bookstore because clearly I don't know the rules of dating. I'm so sorry. Yeah, apparently not. Like, that was just extremely rude. It was extremely rude that he didn't pay for your shoes that you broke on the date. There's actually some women who would think it'd be extremely rude if he insisted on paying. Like, I don't need you to pay for my things. I am a

successful woman with my own job and I could pay for my own damn shoes. Um, no, that makes no sense. Like, I'm not asking for a lot. I'm just asking for you to act like a gentleman. Like, that's it. I'm so sorry. This just has never happened to me before. I've never been in this situation. I just really didn't know how to handle it.

So I don't really know what more to say. Well, maybe you just haven't been on a date with girls like me before. Like quality women. Like I don't know what kind of like trash bags you're normally dating. Like that kind of treatment. But I'm certainly not going to. You're 110% right. Oh my God.

Connor, is that really okay with you? All this, like you're still attracted to Kate? I mean, I do feel that. I feel like I ruined her night. I feel kind of guilty. And my shoes. I'm really sorry, Kate. I was totally out of line, and I promise I will keep an eye out for

Exactly what you need. I just want to see you again. I Mean I don't really know what else to say to you at this point unless you're gonna like reimburse me for the shoes Don't you dare Connor. Oh my god. I mean if you want me to I totally will You will how much did these shoes cost, by the way? Yeah, are they like red ones? Yeah. I'm lucky for you, they were some of my cheap ones. They were like $220 or something like that.

Oh, my God. $220? Those are the cheap ones. Connor, if you're going to continue this, I hope you have a big bank account. Connor, are you willing to drop $220 to reimburse her for those shoes that she paid for to go on another date? Yeah, of course. I had a great time. Dang, bro. Okay. $220 is look i it's worth the investment all right well i'm gonna ask the question hey kate would you

like to go out with connor again on a second date we will pay for the meal he'll buy new shoes i suppose wait wait kate let me just get this out. I'm not just doing this because I think it's the right thing to do. I genuinely like you. I had a great time with you. And money isn't everything. And I'd rather spend the money and see you again than not. Okay. Are you going to actually behave like a gentleman this time?

Oh, my God. Yeah. Because, like, I would be willing to go out with you one more time. But, like, seriously, if you mess up at all, like, that's it. Oh, my God. And you just wait. On your date, her designer bag is going to break. And, oh, my God, suddenly I need to get a new $500 purse.

Zipper pop-off. Yeah. Who knew? I mean, I'm just saying if my bag did break, he better be ready to replace it. Hey, look, a promise is a promise. Whatever you need, my credit card is ready. Oh, my God. I can't believe this is working out.

You'll go out with Connor again as long as he doesn't make any mistakes because you have a zero tolerance policy. Connor, you're willing to pay for whatever Kate needs during your date. 100%. Okay, well, sounds like a real love story. Yeah, you might want to have to pay for dinner, Connor, too, because all we have at the radio station are, like, gift cards to chain restaurants, and I don't think Kate's going to want to eat at those places.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. A text message in at 78592 just says, Connor is doomed. And I think I agree. Talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, this dude Connor took a girl named Kate out on a date. They went to a few bars. He said there was an awkward moment when her shoe broke. And he laughed and thought it was funny.

She didn't think it was that funny. But they had to get a new shoe because her high heel broke. And the reason that she wasn't calling back was because he didn't offer to pay for the shoe. Wow. And buy her a new pair of shoes because technically it was on the date so it's a dating expense. Hey, but he was up for it, man. He's like, I'll

pay for anything. And someone else texted him, I'm pretty sure her car is going to break down on the second date. That's true. We all thought it was pretty unreasonable, but Connor totally understood and said that, you know what, if she went out with him again, he would refund the money for the shoe and then also take care of

whatever expenses happened on their second date. So they're going to go out again and it sounds like he's going to be in debt. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. We move in 92.5. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast.

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