Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Like A Good Neighbor

Episode Date: June 18, 2018

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Rook and Jubels, second date update. There are a lot of dating websites out there. Match, Plenty of Fish, SingleBeagles.com. What? It's a dating website for beagles. Okay. But nobody can beat good old-fashioned mom setting you up on a date. Oh, mom is the original. Mom is the original dating website.

Isn't there a website where mothers can match their kids up? There should be. MomMatch.com or something like that. I think you just stumbled upon a million dollar idea. Don't say that, man. Everybody forget I said that. Yeah, except nobody wants to sign up for that except for moms. Yeah.

That's true. Well, Eugene is on the phone right now and apparently he got set up on a date by his mom. What's up, Eugene? Hey, what's going on? Oh my gosh. Did your mom actually have good taste for you? Yeah, she's great. She sets me up all the time. What? I've never heard of the good taste part.

And how is your mom meeting so many women your age? She works in a big office. You know, she looks out for me. Okay. So anytime they hire somebody who's around your age, she just walks up to them and like puts them through the ringer to see if they're material to date her son, huh?

Yeah, basically. And she's way more successful at getting me dates than I am. Okay. Well, you got a pimp for a mom. Good for you. Tell us about the girl she set you up with this time. What's her name? Her name was Diana.

It was Diana. Yeah, it is. I mean, she's, you know, well, I'll get to it. She's still with us. All right. She's still alive, I is. I mean, she's, you know, well, I'll get to it. She's still with us. All right. She's still alive, I hope. Good, good. Her name is Diana, and what'd you do with Diana?

Well, she said we'd meet at my place before the date, and we never left. Woo-hoo-hoo. Atta boy. Oh, my gosh. Wait, hold up. Is that what your mom is hoping for you as well? Is she wanting you to score like that? My mom just wants grandchildren.

She doesn't care how it happens. Okay. Even if it's a mistake from a drunken night hanging out at your house, it's fine. There are so many times my mother said to me, now if you did accidentally get pregnant, that would be fine. I'm here to take care of him. Yeah, she's the only one who doesn't want him to be safe, right? So you guys ended up just staying at your place.

That's pretty good. Yeah, I must have been really on my game that night. Okay, well, tell us about it. What happened? I mean, she was really cool because she didn't look like a lot of those girls you see on the Internet. What does that mean? I see a lot of different kinds of girls on the Internet.

What do Internet girls look like? I mean, Diana's boobs were just a little smaller, but she's still super cute, you know? Wait, are you watching, like, a ton of adult videos on the Internet? Did that come out wrong? No, I just mean in general, you know, the girls on the Internet. Okay. That is so creepy. So she looked a little different than the other girls that you see all the time on the Internet.

And her only descriptor is the size of her boobs so far. Well, we know what kind of stuff you're looking at on the Internet, that's all. What else did you like about her? She was just easy to talk to, and, you know, the weather was bad that night, so we kind of stayed in and did a lot of fun stuff together. Like what? We looked at some old photo albums, then we ordered Chinese food, played some Yahtzee. It was fun.

Did she think it was fun? Because if she's flipping through your baby books, chances are pretty good she is not having a great time with that. She seemed to be laughing. I don't know. She seemed pretty good. She is not having a great time with that. She seemed to be laughing. I don't know. She seemed pretty good. I mean, you know, it seemed like things were going pretty well because then after a little while I made my move. I waited until she went to the bathroom and then I put

something risque on the TV. I don't want to know. That's your move? Did that work? What? So she came out of the bathroom and there's a porn plane in your living room? No, no. not a porn. Come on. Oh, good.

No, no. Okay, what did you put on the TV that's risque to try to get her in the mood? Game of Thrones, duh. There's always nudity in that. That is true. There's a lot of nudity and a lot of weird sex stuff. And action. Yeah.

Oh, I haven't seen it still. Oh, you have to watch. Oh, my God. Oh, it's so good. Oh, you got it. If you don't want to take off of work to watch Oh my god It's so good Oh you gotta If you don't want to Take off of work Tomorrow and watch it

It's amazing Oh my gosh You sound like You like it a lot Well did it work? Did it get her in the mood? By the time The first episode ended

It was super late And she had to leave At the end I'm like I'm looking forward To binge watching the show With you And binge doing you

So maybe that was What? A little forward Did you really say that? I'm gonna, I'm looking forward to binge watching the show with you and binge doing you. So maybe that was a little forward. Did you really say that? I'm going to binge you. Did you really say that? I meant it as a joke, you know. Yeah. We had banter. I was joking.

But maybe she, you know, oversaw it. Well, did she laugh at that joke? She laughed, but it was like a kind of nervous laugh. That sounds like more of like a shocking thing. Like, whoa, did he just say that? Okay, then. From your description, if I was that girl on the date, I would think you were creepy. Yeah, you're just trying to get me. What? Creepy? Why?

I'm going to binge, do you? Yeah. That's pretty much all you need to know. Without ever kissing her. Yeah, without even kissing her. That might have been a bad move, man. And still the only way you've described this woman is by her boobs. Like, I know nothing about her other than her

boob size. She smells nice. Okay. Again, that's kind of creepy, Eugene. Boobs are on the smaller side, she smells nice, and apparently she doesn't know how to take a joke about being binge done. I mean, you guys don't understand. You just had to beat her. It was super funny in the moment. Trust me.

Alright, man. I wonder what could have gone wrong. We will play a song and then come back and call her and get your second date update, okay? Okay. Thank you. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning's second date update. If you missed the first part of today's second date update, then you haven't met Eugene yet. And Eugene can be summed up in three words.

He's got game. That's pretty much how you could sum up Eugene, because he told us about his first date with a girl named Diana. They actually just hung out at his house, played a little Yahtzee. It's always the best foreplay. Then he put something on the TV to try to get her in the mood, a little Game of

Thrones. Nothing gets people hotter than a little brother and sister action. Oh my god, is that what happened on Game of Thrones? There's some of that in there, yeah. Everybody's kind of sleeping with everybody in it. It's a pretty crazy Thrones. Nothing gets people hotter than a little brother and sister action. Oh, my God. Is that what happened on games? There's some of that in there, yeah. Oh, God. I mean, everybody's kind of sleeping with everybody in it. It's a pretty crazy thing.

But, you know, people get excited over that. And then he ended the date by saying, we should binge watch the rest of this together. Oh, and I can binge do you. So, yeah. No idea why Eugene isn't getting a call back from Diana, but we're about to find out. I know you think your binge do you joke is really funny. And I think it could have been, but it's all about timing, right? Like, you hadn't even kissed her yet. Well, yeah, that's why it's a funnier joke.

Okay. If you're not sexually attracted to you, then it's not funny, probably. Well, we'll find out, Eugene. We'll get her on the phone and see if she thought the joke was funny and then see if she'll go out with you again, okay? Play on. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Diana, please?

This is Diana. Who's this? Hey, what's up, Diana? How are you? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Wait. Are you serious?

Yeah. Hey, Diana. You actually familiar with the show? Yeah. I love you guys. Oh, nice. Oh, thanks.

That's awesome. A lot of times we call for second date updates and people have no idea who we are, so that's refreshing. Oh, wait. You're calling about

second date updates? Yes, we are so that's refreshing oh wait you're calling about second date update yes we are okay okay uh who is it is it about dylan dylan yeah dylan i went out with him a couple days ago is he asking about me uh not asking us about you because no it's not about dylan oh god anybody else you can think of who might want to do a second date update with you? Is it Eugene? Yes, sir. It's Eugene. That wasn't as excited as you were about Dylan.

Yeah. Yeah. So Eugene's calling about me, okay? Yep. Eugene told us all about your date, and he said he really liked you, but now you're not getting back to him. So is there a specific reason? Well, I mean, so he did tell you what happened. Like he told you what he did and everything. Yeah, I'll tell you what he told us.

He said that you came over there. I guess the weather wasn't that great. So you guys decided to just hang out at his house, played some Yahtzee, watched some Game of Thrones. Oh, flip through photo albums. Can't forget that highlight from the date. And then I guess at the end of your date, he made a joke that he told us and we told him, didn't sound like it was that funny, but he said, you should come back and binge watch Game of Thrones. And also he's going to binge do you? Wow. I'm honestly really surprised that he just

told you all that. So embarrassing. You're surprised because he should be embarrassed, right? I mean, yeah. He should be embarrassed, but apparently he's not. He thought it was a funny joke. Did you not think it was funny? No. Yeah. Did you guys think it was funny? I will say, I think that he meant it in a lighthearted way, but I also told

him he was creepy for it. Yeah, that's not the only reason why it was creepy. there's more creep there's more creep to eugene oh yeah i thought we'd heard it all yeah all right well that's all he told us so what is he what is he missing uh well did he tell you what happened during yahtzee no did he try to like get you to play strip Yahtzee or something? Yeah, no. Thank God. Okay.

So in the middle of Yahtzee, we were playing a good old round of Yahtzee. And then he was like, hold on, hold on. And he takes out a camera and goes over to the window and starts videotaping the neighbor's yard across the street. What? Okay. Why? What did he explain? I mean, I wanted to ask, but I decided I didn't even want to know. Oh. Honestly, this was just a favor to his mom.

I work with her. I'm sure he told you that. Yeah, yeah. He said that his mom set you guys up. Yeah, and I like her, you know, and we work together. We see each other every day, but once I got there, I was like, wow, this guy's like a little unstable. And I felt weird being there. And I was just sort of trying to plan how I was going to get out of there. Okay. But let's get back to the video camera thing. What was he? So he videotapes his neighbor's yard. I mean, I don't even know. I didn't even ask. I, that's all I know is that he was videotaping his neighbors. Weird. I don't even know. I didn't even ask. That's all I know is that he was videotaping his neighbors. Weird.

I don't know. But after that, you stayed for a full episode of Game of Thrones? I don't know. I just kind of figured I would wait out the episode and get out after that. All right. Well, you know, Diana, if you've listened to these second date updates before, then you should know that Eugene is on the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh, you guys, I totally forgot you do that.

Oh, no. Yep. Eugene. Hey, hey. Oh, there's Eugene. Hi. Eugene, why are you videotaping your neighbors? Oh, it's not what you think.

It's a total misunderstanding. Eugene, it sounds creepy, like all the other not what you think. It's a total misunderstanding. Eugene, it sounds creepy, like all the other creepy things you did. No, no. Here's what I was doing. I'm close friends with the neighbors, and a little while back, I realized my neighbors, they don't take enough videos of their kids. So I'm putting together a video collage of their kids for them for their upcoming anniversary. What?

Oh, my. No. Eugene, that is. Yeah, yeah. Whenever I see the kids playing in the yard, I take anniversary. What? Oh, my God. Dude, Eugene, that is... Yeah, yeah, whenever I see the kids playing in the yard, I take out the camera, record it, I'm going to put a soundtrack to it. The neighbors know. They're cool about it.

The neighbors know. It's total misunderstanding. You know, it's unfortunate it happened during the date, but that's all it was. Well, hold up. It's not a big deal. You actually had a conversation with your neighbors about this? Yeah. So they know that you're vide You actually had a conversation with your neighbors about this? Yeah.

So they know that you're videotaping their kids through your window? Yeah, they think it's a great idea. They're not the best at technology, and I'm really good at computers, so they're happy to have me capture some moments. Some moments where it looks like somebody's spying on their children, like there's no audio, they're kind of far away. I don't know that I believe you, Eugene. No, no, we're putting music to it.

It's going to be good. I know, dude. You just said that on the radio. Like, you hear yourself. This is like a perfect example of the creepy level that you live at. What?

I'm doing a nice thing for my neighbors. No, that's not how you do it. Yeah, Rob andin sandy they love it dude it was the middle of the night and it was raining like that's a terrible time to get video first of all and also so creepy if kids went from car to house in the middle of the night wait so wait were the kids in the yard in the dark in the rain i'm confused yeah yeah they were playing in puddles now i have night vision on

my camera the kids were playing in the video taping kids with night vision goggles eugene yeah friendship never sleeps i i think you guys are misunderstanding what i'm saying yeah i think other things never sleep eugene you are literally have proof that the neighbors are cool with this yeah yeah i talked to them i feel like we need to call the neighbors are cool with this. Yeah. Yeah. I talk to them. I feel like we need to call the neighbors. Like, I feel like on this one we need to step in. Yeah, I feel like we need to call a lot of people. Yeah. Go ahead.

Call them. Sandy loves me. Okay. Wow. I mean, okay. The video camera aside, let's just bring it back to the date. It just wasn't working for me. Like, on every level, every step of the way.

So, you don't want to continue Game of Thrones? I think that might be what she's saying, Eugene, but I guess we can check for sure. Diana, would you like to go out with Eugene on a second date? We will pay for it. I would not. I would not. Okay, you started answering that before I even asked, Diane. Rude.

Listen, Eugene, like, you obviously have this, like, nerdy side cue, which is awesome for somebody. And, like, you know, if you could just bring it down a notch and maybe, like, ask your date if they would like to play Yassir, if they would like to watch Game of Thrones, maybe you could hit it off with another fellow nerd. And you'd really have a good time. But I am not that person. You're okay. I think that you're just going to have to chalk this one up as a loss, man. Yeah, loss for her.

You hear that, Diana? You lost. This is one that I'm totally fine to lose. Oh, good. Hey, can you ask her if I can still just touch her boob? What? What? No.

Eugene. All right. We're done with the second date update now, Eugene. I am sorry. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Everybody texting at 78592 right now is all saying the same thing. Somebody tell those neighbors it's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Have an update on that.

So just give me a second. If you missed today's second date update, Eugene called in. He was actually set up on a date by his mom with one of her coworkers. And he invited that girl over to his house and he was proud to say that they stayed there most of the night doing a lot of fun things. Yahtzee, watched some Game of Thrones. What he didn't tell us, and what we found out later from the girl he went out with named Diana, is that he stopped at one point to videotape the neighbor's house. Yeah. And he told us the reason why was because he's putting together a video collage of their children as an anniversary present. And he heard the kids out in the yard, so he stopped so he could videotape them. And it was nighttime. Yeah.

That's creepy. And he told us that he had their permission. We obviously were very skeptical. Yes. So we got in touch with the neighbors And apparently it's true. He does have their permission So I guess it's still weird. It's still weird But apparently they know and they're cool with it, and they know Eugene so do the kids know I feel like we should just call the kids. Yeah, we should just just call them. Let's call the kids. Then they're probably like, yeah, this is great. It's all cool.

It doesn't matter who we tell. It's going to be creepy. No matter what, it's creepy. Things are neighborly there. But I guess it's all good-ish. Yes. Anyway, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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