Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Met You in Mexico
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Rook and Jubal's second date update.
Everybody dreams of getting a little action when they go on vacation, right?
Yeah.
Even married people.
When they go on vacation, they think that they're going to find that special someone.
Like, you know, you're just out there on the beach. You're like, maybe I could upgrade before I head home.
What? No.
Well, Brian, who's on the phone right now, met a special somebody on vacation.
And apparently that's who he wants to call today for his second date update.
What's up, Brian? How are you?
Yeah, man. I'm good.
Are you single or were you there with your, you know, wife or whatever on vacation and now you want to call
somebody else i was single but i was you know in company with my my stepdad so you're hooking up
with your stepdad come on come on i know it's too far isn't it no he's got a bucket list and
one of those things was you wanted to go down to Mexico to go fishing. So we went down there together.
Oh, how fun.
What an awesome trip.
Yeah, it was kind of great.
It was just me and him and a boat and a lot of fish we never really found.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I want to go fishing but not catch anything.
All right.
So what's the name of the lady that you, the special lady that you met?
Holly.
And where did you meet Holly?
You know, we were just staying at the same resort, and I just kept seeing her around everywhere.
Okay.
Kept seeing her, and then you'd follow her around from time to time trying to get her attention?
You guys are not going to make too much fun of me.
No, I was with my stepdad.
It's his bucket list.
I couldn't break that bond, so, you know.
Oh, okay.
Right, just leave him alone the whole time? Just be like, sorry, I'm hooking up with this chick, dude. I couldn't break that bond. Just leave him alone the whole time?
Just be like, sorry, I'm hooking up with this chick, dude.
I'll be back later.
Leave your stepdad alone for the whole vacation?
Oh, so weak.
Don't think I didn't think about that.
I thought about that all the time.
Peace out, pops.
How did you actually strike up a conversation with her?
One evening, my stepdad talked in early, so I went down to the bar, grabbed a drink,
and I saw her sitting at a table with a gaggle of girls.
It looked like a girls' night out or something, and they were just laughing it up.
Nice.
So you approached a table full of women.
That can be intimidating.
Actually, I didn't.
So how did you start talking to her then if you never went
up to her? So, you know, I'm watching them and they're getting pretty raucous. And one of them,
one of them is getting belligerent. And is that the one you like? No, no, no. Nothing like her.
And she had so much, she sort of wiped a couple glasses off the table,
smashed them.
And, you know, at that point, it was out of control,
so I offered to help out.
Okay, so they were drunk enough to where they were dropping glasses and stuff,
and you offered to help pick it up?
Well, I offered to help get her friend under control.
It was basically shouting and screaming.
I mean, I assume that's when you struck up the conversation finally
and asked Holly out?
Not quite yet.
No, I had to.
Her friend was rather large, so I had to kind of haul her up
and, you know, shove her in the elevator.
So you had to restrain her friend and throw her in an elevator
and then, what, take her to bed or something?
Basically, yeah.
They couldn't handle her.
She was big and she was sweaty.
Okay, we get the big part.
You don't need to put so much emphasis on it.
Well, at least you helped still.
Were the friends thankful for you or were they frightened by you?
No, no, they were totally grateful.
I mean, it was a three-man job or a two-girl, one-man job to haul her into the elevator
and pull her down the hall into the room.
Okay, so they were glad that you helped them kind of wrangle their really drunk friend.
Totally.
Larger drunk friend.
I'm going to make sure we point that out.
Okay, so after you guys were done getting her friend in bed or whatever,
is that when you asked her out?
Well, a little bit.
I chatted with them a bit. I got to know their
names and I invited her to take a walk with me on the beach. Oh, my God. So that's I mean,
that's pretty trusting of her to take a walk on a dark beach with a stranger that she's never met.
Not really. I was the one who helped her plus size friend into the bed.
Oh, my God. Stop with the description of her body size.
All right. So how was the walk on the beach?
Was it super romantic?
Or was she hammered kind of like her friend, too,
and it was just a sloppy walk on the beach?
Oh, man, no, no, no.
She was so cool.
It was romantic.
I mean, it was just me and her and some waves.
And, you know, she put her hand in.
I don't want to get too sentimental,
but she put her hand inside mine,
and we just wound up making out like crazy.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's nothing I ever did before.
Cool. Congrats.
I mean, that's great that you had an awesome makeout session.
But how are you guys going to connect in the real world?
I feel like vacation world and real world are different worlds.
I mean, I thought that was it.
I mean, I told her, listen, I got to go back home next day.
Vacation's over.
And I asked her where she lived, and incredible enough,
she lives in the same town as me.
Shut up!
No way.
Wow, that's crazy.
Are you for real?
Always for real.
Always for real.
Okay.
All right.
Wow.
That's exciting.
How crazy.
Yeah, I was totally pumped about it.
I felt like shouting, but I didn't.
I just said, listen, when we get back, would you like to grab some dinner?
Yeah, I mean, why not?
And did she say yes to that?
Yeah, she said yes to that and started making out with me again.
Okay, awesome.
So did you guys go to dinner yet?
That's the problem.
We made a date, and a few days later I got a text saying she wasn't going to be able to make it
and she needed to be honest with me
and said there isn't any chemistry between us,
which I know is bulls**t.
Sorry.
She said there's no chemistry between you guys?
She made out with you on a beach in Mexico.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She made out with me not once, twice.
Yeah.
It was hot.
It was something.
Well, I don't know that it was hot for her if that's what she's saying. Oh, come on. It was hot. It was something. Well, I don't know that it was hot for her, if that's what she's saying.
Oh, come on.
It was hot.
Look at that.
So after she texted you that, is that the last you've heard from her?
That's it.
Did you respond to her?
Like, what do you even say to that?
I disagree.
I said, that's not what I felt in Mexico.
And no response.
Not that.
Okay.
Well, we'll play a song, come back and call her
and get your second date update, okay?
Please, Matt.
All right.
Hang on.
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Brooke and Jubal in the morning.
Second date update.
If you're just tuning in
for today's second date update,
Brian is on the phone
and he wants to call a girl named Holly.
They met while they were actually on vacation.
Not together, but they were at the same resort in mexico they actually met went for a walk on the
beach and made out there and then he found out that they live in the same town which is super
rare and they agreed to go get dinner when she got back because he was leaving earlier but since
then she sent him a text message saying that she thinks they don't have any chemistry and she's not interested in dinner and you know whenever you make out with somebody like
on a vacation you're like this is sweet I'm never gonna see this person again and I wonder if that's
what she was thinking and then she's like oh wait there is an opportunity to see him again and that's
why she's blowing him off but we'll find out in just a second can I ask because I think this one
is going to be a little frustrating for a lot of people listening, because, Brent, she gave you a reason why she's not calling you, and you're still bugging her.
I mean, what's the goal here?
I just don't know what you're expecting.
We went down to the beach.
We made out not once, but twice.
And it was, like, idyllic.
It was one of those perfect things.
Then, when we got back home, we texted, and she was totally into it.
And then, all of a sudden, chemistry comes out of the blue, out of nowhere.
So something's up.
Yeah, it sounds like there's something else.
Maybe she actually is in a relationship.
And then she got back home, and she's like, ooh, I was super drunk that night.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That may be what's going on here, but I'd like to know one way or the other.
You promise you're not just one of those guys that can't understand no no all right all right well i'm gonna call her right now here we go
hello hi can i speak to Holly, please?
Yeah, this is her.
Holly, how are you?
This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
I don't know what that is.
Hi, Holly.
Oh, okay.
Holly, it's a radio show.
It's called Brook and Jubal in the Morning.
Still probably don't know what that means, but...
I don't.
I'm calling you today because we do
a segment on our show called the second date update. That's where, if you go out on a date
with somebody and then end up blowing them off after they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened. So that's why we're calling today. Uh, I mean, maybe you have the wrong number
or something. I don't know who would. Well, let me ask you this.
Have you recently gone on a vacation in Mexico?
Yeah.
Okay, then I think you're the right Holly
because the dude that emailed us, his name is Brian.
Okay.
And he told us about meeting you in Mexico
and said that you guys hit it off,
even went for a walk on the beach
and made out a little bit.
And you were supposed to go to dinner when you got back to the States.
But since then, you've texted him and told him that you don't feel there's any chemistry.
Yeah, this is really odd.
Why is he calling the radio?
I mean, what else did he say?
That's pretty much it.
He just wants to know why all of a sudden there's no chemistry when he thought you guys hit it off greatly.
Whoa, okay.
Yeah, it's a lot.
It's weird.
You know, and I told him, too.
Like, obviously, you told him exactly why you didn't want to go out with him again.
But he swears that he thinks something changed and it didn't change when you
guys were making out that it changed once you got back.
Uh,
yeah.
Okay.
Well,
to be honest,
like I don't trust him.
I don't trust him.
He seemed really sweet in Mexico,
but then when I got back,
I started like, I don't know, like red flags.
I don't, I don't, he sent me these, he sent me texts that were like inappropriate.
And was it, were they like sex texts or something or?
Well, yeah.
I mean, yeah, you, you understand what I'm saying.
Like he said, he sent you pictures.
I mean, if you want to get technical, they weren't pictures, but they were not appropriate texts.
Okay, so he got all pervy on you out of the blue.
Yeah.
And how is it a mystery that you're not wanting to go out with him then?
That's what I don't get.
I mean, again, he was really, really sweet in Mexico, but then he started getting all pervy, and I don't want to see him again.
Well, let's ask him about it, Holly,
because the pervert is on the other phone listening right now
and wants to talk to you.
What?
Sorry.
Yeah, Brian is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you.
Are you there, Brian?
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, my God.
I didn't know that you were going to be on the line. This is so embarrassing. Embarrassed at what? I don't even know what kind of perverted
stuff you're talking about. You know exactly what you sent me and I'm just, I'm not that kind of
girl. So what? Hang on. Tell me specifics because really, I'm really confused. Yeah. I want to know
specifics too. I want to know what kind of perverted stuff he sent you.
You sent me a bunch of eggplant emojis, and I know what that means.
That's gross, man.
What's the problem with that?
The problem is, come on.
Yeah, I did send you a bunch of eggplant emojis when I was talking about dinner.
So I don't care what you said about dinner.
You put that after dinner.
I know what you want to do after dinner.
Seriously.
All right.
I got to clear this up.
I'm going to read you the text.
So listen, here it is.
Excited to take you to dinner this week.
I know this is the perfect place, period.
And then I put one, two, three eggplant emojis.
Oh, my God. Yeah, dude, that, two, three eggplant emojis.
Yeah, that's a pervy text for sure.
And why are you acting dumb like it's not a pervy text? That's a totally pervy text.
How is that pervy? How is an eggplant pervy? I just don't get that.
Shut up. Are you just trying to be dumb to save face?
I think he doesn't know.
I don't really know. I have no idea what you're talking about. Brian, so you
don't know what the eggplant emoji stands for?
I have no idea what you guys are
talking about. I only put those eggplant
emojis there because she told me
in Mexico she was a vegetarian.
Shut up. Holly, are you
really a vegetarian?
Yeah, but that doesn't mean that he can send
inappropriate stuff still.
Damn, Holly, I put those there because I found a vegetarian restaurant to take you to.
Do you really not know what the eggplant stands for in emoji language, Brian?
No, I don't.
Eggplant?
That's all I saw.
An eggplant.
Yeah, it stands for something else, man.
Out of all the vegetable emojis and like salad emojis, something else.
Why would you choose that one if you weren't trying to be perverted?
I don't know.
It was the first one that came up in the vegetable category.
It does stand out.
Do you believe him, Holly?
I don't know.
It sounds like he's changing his story.
I thought that he wanted to do stuff after dinner.
No, no.
I wasn't thinking about anything.
I didn't know secret meaning of eggplant. I wasn't thinking about anything. I didn't know secret meaning of eggplant.
I wasn't thinking about that at all.
Maybe later on, but I didn't mean anything by that chat.
I was thinking it.
I wouldn't say it, though.
I don't know what to think.
I mean, you shouldn't send those to anyone, no matter what.
Yeah, I'm confused on this one, too.
I think he's learning a lesson.
You believe him?
I do.
Guys, are there any other vegetables I should know about at this point?
Yes.
There are a few things, yeah, that you shouldn't send,
but maybe Holly can explain those to you in person.
Holly, would you like to go out on a second date with Brian?
We'll pay for it.
I really don't think he understood what the eggplant emoji was.
He seemed genuine, which is kind of cute.
He didn't know what an eggplant emoji meant, so.
Holly, I'm really sorry.
I did not know the secret meaning of eggplant, and I won't send any more of them, ever.
Oh, lookit, you got a laugh.
Hey.
I mean, I guess you were just naive about it.
Sounds a little unbelievable, but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
So, is that a yes then?
Yeah.
Yay!
Awesome!
Congratulations, Brian.
You got a second date.
Woo!
That is awesome news.
Yeah!
Holly, thank you for giving me another chance.
I'm going to send you another text. It's going to be clean and
unmistakable. You had a great time in Mexico.
I think we're going to have another one here.
That's really cute.
Brian, obviously you need to brush up
on your emojis, okay?
Is there a class I can
take online on YouTube so I can brush up
on them? Maybe you can look
on YouTube or ask some friends or something.
I will tell you this, the splash emoji means have a nice day.
So send that one as much as possible, okay?
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