Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Playground Peeper

Episode Date: April 3, 2019

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We'll find out. Hey, William, what's up, man? How are you? Hey, good. How are you guys doing? Pretty good. Before we get into why you felt like a kid on your first date, tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's up, man? How are you? Hey, good. How are you guys doing? Pretty good. Before we get into why you felt like a kid on your first date, tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Grace. Grace. Okay. And how did you meet Grace?

So we actually got set up by a mutual friend of ours. So it's kind of like a blind date we had never met before. Okay. We just had a friend who thought that we would get along. She was like recently single is what he told me. And what were you looking for? Like in terms of relationships? Kind of just that. I mean, I'm open to kind of where things go. So it didn't stop me that she had just gotten out of a relationship, but I figured, you know, if they thought that we'd

get along, then, you know, why not? Let's just see where it goes. Okay. So tell us about your date. Why'd you feel like a kid she old enough to be your mom no thank god uh it started off just like kind of chill we we went and got coffee and when she got there i was just like oh my god she's like beautiful like he didn't tell me anything about the way she looked but i mean beautiful which kind of made me a little bit nervous oh my god because you hadn't seen her at all. You hadn't even done any online research of who this woman was?

No, it kind of happened fast, but yeah, so we just kind of met and that was it, so I was stunned when she walked through the door. I was like, oh my God. Did she seem pleasantly surprised by you? I think so. Okay. I mean, she didn't make any faces that indicated that she wasn't.

She didn't vomit right away? No vomiting? No, nothing that bad. But, I mean, she smiled a lot. Like, she laughed at a lot of stuff that I was saying. So, like, you know, I could tell that she was into me and, like, I was into her. So, the reason I said I felt like a kid is because we went for a walk afterward. It's like the sun was going down and we were walking through this park and we passed by like a playground that nobody was on.

There weren't any kids on or anything because it was at night. But we were both we looked at each other and we were like, this will be fun. Let's go like play on the playground together. Yeah. And she seemed really excited about the idea. And it's been a long time since i've like been on a swing or anything so we went over there and just like played around for a while which was really fun that's kind of cute was that the end of your date as you guys were playing then you went your separate ways or what happened no we so we we played we kind of did you know for a little while

but kind of got over that and then we just kind of laid down like there was um it's like one of those old kind of like merry-go-round sort of things that spin yeah and we were there for probably a couple hours just like talking about like i never imagined in this first date like we get in but we talk about everything like it got really deep which was you know it was it was cool right and then we it just like it went on and on and we like lost track of time. And I looked at my phone, which I didn't look at the whole time pretty much, um, and realized it was like midnight. Oh my gosh. Yeah.

You're on a park at midnight. You got to get out of there. It's about time for the crackheads to show up. Yeah, I know. Two grown adults in a park at midnight. It's probably not a good look, but no, she just, um, so she's like, oh my God, I can't believe it's midnight and so i i walked her back to her car and uh i realized afterward i probably was a good place to kiss her but i didn't

okay but we you know made it to her car hug goodbye and she left you know i asked her because it was so late i was like can you text me when you get home and she did and that was it that was the end of it so that was the last time you've heard from her yeah so when she texted me back that night to be like yeah i got home safe that was the last time that i heard from her and i've texted her i left her messages i even like i reached out to my buddy who set us up and he was like i haven't heard from her either since then so like i literally have no idea what's going on it sounds like a really intimate date you know and that you guys really got to know

each other maybe it was just too much for her right out of a relationship maybe she got scared maybe i don't know i mean she was like really open with stuff and you know like i really was like listening to her and so yeah i don't know what happened. But, like, she felt that way. Like, she could tell me. But, like, I have not heard a thing from her at all. Like, anything. Okay. Well, we'll play a song and then come back and call her and see if she'll answer our phone call and get your second date update.

Okay? Okay. Thank you. All right. Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update.

All right. In the middle of today's second date update, and if you missed the first part, William wants to call a girl named Grace. They were set up on kind of like a blind date. Everything happened quickly. He didn't even see her before they went out. They met for coffee and then ended up hanging out at a playground until midnight, and he felt like a kid again.

He said it was awesome. The one thing he does regret, though, is that he didn't kiss her at the end of the night, and now he's not getting a call back, and he doesn't know why. Will, I'm thinking maybe it was the kissing The one thing he does regret, though, is that he didn't kiss her at the end of the night. And now he's not getting a call back and he doesn't know why. Will, I'm thinking maybe it was the kissing. Maybe you should have kissed her. Yeah, I thought about that. Like, I feel like maybe I had a chance to do that and I didn't. And now I regret it.

But then I just I keep thinking about everything. Like, I mean, I just I want to know what it is. Like if I did something or said something to her. If you were to kiss her, what would it sound like? What? What are you? You want to hear what his kiss sound like? What? What are you? You don't need that. You want to hear what a kiss sounds like? Yeah.

William? I don't know if I want to do that. Come on. Just a little sample. No. Why? What does a William kiss sound like? What is the point?

It sounds normal. Okay. That's a good answer, William. I don't know what a normal kiss sounds like. Sorry. No, this is not. I know you don't. All right, William.

Just keep imagining. Okay? You have your fantasy. Okay. I'm going to No, this is not... I know you don't. Just keep imagining, okay? You have your fantasy. Okay, I'm going to dial her phone number right now. Are you ready? Thank you. Yeah, no, I'm ready.

Anything to stop talking about my kissing sounds. All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Grace, please? Yeah, hi, I'm Grace. Hi, I'm Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning.

Hi. Hi. She's like, I don't know what that is. Who is this again? Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. I mean, we're people, but we are on a radio show. Oh, okay.

Why are you calling me? I'm calling you because we got an email about you from somebody who listens to the show. His name is William. William. He likes coffee and playgrounds. My God, you make him sound weird. What's going on? We do a segment on our show called the second date update. That's where

if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them after they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. So William emailed us about you. He said that you guys had a great date and now you're not calling him back. Oh, this is really awkward. You're telling me. I'm on the radio. People hear me right now? Yeah. Maybe. If they're listening, they will. You don't have a lot of them. This is really... He said a lot of

really lovely things about you and your date sounded actually pretty magical. Yeah, I mean, it was a really... It was a nice date. So if it was a nice date and there were no problems with william then why won't you go out with him again uh i feel really really really bad because he is a really good guy and it was a really nice date but we're not going to be going out again why

i i mean i i didn't really plan for this. Well, what did he tell you? He said that you guys went out for coffee, then hung out on a playground, and enjoyed doing that until about midnight, and that was it. He also said he regrets not kissing you because he wanted to kiss you. Apparently he makes a really cool sound when he kisses.

I didn't know that. He did not say that. But he regrets not kissing you, though. Oh, God. He was such a good guy. Have you thought about him? If you liked him so much, then can you at least tell us why so we can let him know? I mean, if you hated the dude and never wanted to hear from him again or whatever, I can understand you just not telling us anything.

But do you think he has the right to know? Well, literally, when I got home after our date, i got a knock on my door it was my ex and we'd been together for four years like we've only been broken up for like a week and he knocked on my door and he was really emotional and he had followed me and william through the entire date that we had and he wait just following you guys that's creepy oh my god i kind of thought it was really kind of sweet sweet he really felt like it should have been me and him instead of me and this new guy william so wait was he like in the park watching you this whole time that you're hanging out with your date?

Yeah, I think he was like in his car and he was just making sure I was okay. That's creepy. You don't see that as a red flag? No, I thought it was really sweet that he just like waited for me and was making sure I was okay. What? He doesn't know who William is, so what if William was, like, this crazy guy who's just protecting me? Oh.

Okay, so you see it as a good protection thing rather than a creepy stalker thing. Yeah, I mean, I was with him for four years. I know him pretty well, so no, he's not a stalker. Yeah, if it was a random guy, I guess, it'd be different. So, I mean, what happened then that night? He comes to your house, he's crying, and... not a stalker. Yeah, if it was a random guy, I guess. So, I mean, what happened then that night? He comes to your house, he's crying, and... He's, like, really upset, and he really wants to get back together,

and he says he's really serious about us, and he brought flowers, and he wrote this really long letter. And I was just really overwhelmed, and he was saying that he regretted cheating on me and he shouldn't have done that. And he was apologizing. And that's why you guys broke up.

Yeah. Okay. He cheated once in four years. Well, you shouldn't cheat once. Yeah. Yeah. I mean,

I think even, yeah, I think one time for a lot of people is too much, but you get one every four years, I guess. Yeah. But it was like, the girl was kind of shoving herself on him. She was like a really big flirt. Oh, yeah.

So it's her fault. Got it. Okay. So wait, are you... I mean, you're defending him a lot right now. Well, yeah, because he's a good guy. I've known him for four years. He's not like a stalker, and he's not a cheater. He's not like serial cheater. Except that one time. I mean, he did both of those things

but that doesn't make him those things. I mean, he's just emotionally overwhelmed. That's why he followed me. We were having problems in our relationship and this girl was just shoving herself on him. Okay, so are you saying

that you don't want to go out with Will again because you're getting back with your ex yeah I can't give up on my guy you know William and I really had a great time but I've only been single for a week and I've been with my guy for four years and you know we're really serious now so I have to give him another shot. Why don't you tell Will that? Because Will is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Will, are you still there? Yeah, I am here. Grace, meet Will.

Will, meet Grace. Will and Grace. Oh, yeah, that's a good TV show from back in the day. Yeah, hey, guys. I'm so sorry that I sort of dropped off, but I just didn't know how to handle the situation. I'm really embarrassed, and I'm so sorry. Yeah, I mean, I get that. That was a rough way to hear that stuff. Yeah. I also didn't plan on being on the radio. I didn't even know you were listening. Yeah, but I just, I texted you like like, a lot, and I called you and left messages, and, like, I didn't know what to do.

And then, like, to find out that, like, that's what happened that night after you left, and, like, that's why I haven't heard back from you, like, I don't know, man. I know. I, like, okay, honestly, like, I haven't dated in four years, you know, and my girlfriends were like, yeah, it's okay to like not respond after one date. So I thought like that was like my response, not responding. You could have asked your boyfriend because he's been on a date for four years. I mean, yeah. Like, what is the deal with this guy?

Like, honestly, he cheats on you. Like, it sounded like it was a bad point in your relationship. And, like, you felt good about breaking it off. It was, like, barely anything. I just, like, really reacted impulsively. But just for the record, like, if it was you and I, like, I would never cheat on you. I mean, think of, like, it took this guy cheating on you and you breaking up with him for him to, like, open up to you

the way that you and I did the very first time we met. Like, don't you feel like we had, like, something, like, really special that is, like, not like this other guy? Woo! Way to fight for it, Will. You know, I've been with him for four years, and he's a really good guy. And we definitely had, like, a connection. We had more than a connection. I mean, like, wait, hold on.

Did you tell him that we were going on a date? Like, is that how he knew where we were? Or did he just, like, find out on his own? I mean, I guess I told him that we were going on a date but it wasn't like a like a weird thing like it was i just was telling him what i was doing that day i i mean listen you were so nice you really are a good guy you you know? And in any other universe, we would definitely be trying something, but like right now, it's just not going to work. Grace, are you saying you want to go on a second date with William? Because if you do, we'll pay for it. Would you like to go on a second date

with William? We'll pay for it. Hold on. Before you answer that, Grace, just listen to me for a second. Like, think about what you're comparing here. Like, you're looking at a guy who, even after four years with you, cheated on you. He only got back together with you because of, like, this desperate, like, attempt in the middle of the night to, like, come to your apartment after you're coming home from a date with another person. Right. Or you've got, like, this guy this guy who like you had this really real connection with you have a chance to like start over with something good instead of like going back to this old thing that you saw didn't work and I mean that's what you want to do Liam I'm so sorry I really have to give this a shot because I really care about him.

And again, like, you're so wonderful. And like what you just said to me, if I was single, I would be like, yes, of course. Oh, come on. I think everyone right now who has been in a relationship where they've been cheated on is just screaming. Like, it's hard. I mean, I hope it works out for you, Grace. But the majority of people in your situation, you're just going to end up breaking up with them again and wasting more time and energy

on a relationship that isn't going to last. That's your opinion, and you're entitled to have that, but I know him, and I have to give it a shot. All right. Okay. Sorry, William. I've been there. I get it.

Sorry, William. No second date. Start cheating on women, and then maybe you'll get some more dates. Okay, William? I've been there. I get it. Sorry, William. No second date. Maybe start cheating on women and then maybe you'll get some more dates. Okay, well, I might as well. Broken Jubal in the morning. We're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes.

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