Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Rates The Girls

Episode Date: December 26, 2018

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no glasses no contacts no limits what will you do LASIK at evergreen.com you know a lot of people waste their time trying to find love online dating or having friends hook them up with somebody that they think would be perfect. When everybody knows the only place to really find true love is in a crowded men's bathroom at a dirty bar. We all know that, right? And that's where Eric found the girl that he wants to call today. In the men's bathroom at a bar. What's up, Eric?

Well, that's not entirely true. That's what your email said. Well, she wasn't standing in the bathroom. I was at this bar and the girl's line was down the hall. It was really a long line. She looked pretty upset, so I was like, hey, why don't you use the men's bathroom and I'll watch

the door. Okay, so she did use the men's bathroom. Yes. And you stood guard and listened to her pee. I don't know about listen. All right. So tell us more about her. I mean, your email said how you met and that she's not calling you back, but how'd your evening go with her? Well, her name was Penny and she was really nice. So she thanked me for watching the door for her and I asked her if maybe she wanted a drink. So we went over to the bar and got a drink together. And you are a gentleman and you even paid,

held the door. Yeah. I think we got along are a gentleman, and you even paid. Held the door. Yeah, I think we got along really good, just back and forth. I asked her what she did. She asked me what I did for work and everything, which right now I'm out of work currently. So you impressed her with that line. What did you do for work? It was truthful. I wasn't going to lie to her.

That's good. It's good that you didn't say, like, I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. So what did you guys actually do on your date? We didn't go on a date. Oh. Okay. So she's not calling you back just after this one night you met her at the bar?

Yeah, exactly. So when we're at the bar, we're talking and everything, and I wanted to ask her out, see if she wanted to. I didn't know how to do it. Yeah. And we're just standing there talking and everything, and i saw this rose laying on the bar so i grabbed the rose and i gave it to her and i said hey if you take this and go out with me i'll get you 12 more oh my gosh did she actually like that she loved it yeah i mean she said yes she took the rose did she notice that you stole it from somebody else no i don't think so. All right.

And so you guys, what, you got her number there? Yeah, we exchanged numbers. And then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything. And then it just started to get weird. It seemed a little more distant. So I just asked, like, what's going on? Why the cold shoulder?

And then after that, I never got a response. What do you mean it got distant? I don't know. It was like, hey, how you doing? Like we were leading up to something, and then it just seemed like something went away. I didn't get it. All right, so you met her this one night at the bar.

You had a conversation over drinks after you helped her pee. And you liked her so much that you want to do a second date update just after that meeting? Yeah, I liked her. I really want to go on a date with her. How long did you guys spend together at the bar? Half hour. So after a half hour, you're willing to do a second date update?

Yeah, half hour's a long time. Got through a lot in a half hour. We talked about a lot. I mean, she was real pretty. Blonde hair, blue eyes. She likes sports. I mean, she seemed perfect. That sounds like your guys' souls really connected over those drinks.

I mean, you don't really know anything about her. Are you sure she's even single? I don't think she would have let me buy her a drink. I mean, I hope she's single. Oh, no. Trust me. She could be married for 40 years, still let you buy her a drink. And give you the number.

Yeah. Here's the deal, guys. I never get to meet. I never had the opportunity like with someone this pretty and everything and I feel like I'm almost there so I really wanna hook up with this girl. I really wanna talk to her, I wanna know what's up. Okay, so basically she's the hottest girl that you've ever had a conversation with.

Yo, I try to talk to a lot of hot girls but this is the only one that actually talks back to me. Nice! Hey, I completely understand then why you want to do this. Oh, my God. Why do you think that she's not calling you back then, or why do you think she stopped texting you? I don't know.

I mean, I thought everything went fine in the bar. Maybe she saw me grab the rose. I didn't steal it from someone. Maybe she saw me grab the rose off the bar or something. Maybe she thought that was classless. I don't know. She gave me her number. What was the last thing that you guys said to each other?

It was really nice meeting you. I can't wait to go out, and I'll hit you up tomorrow. And what'd she say back? She said, thanks again for watching the restroom. That was really nice of you. So thanks again for watching the restroom while I pee. And that was it. And that's the last thing you've heard from her?

Yeah. All right. Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? All right. Sounds good. All right, man. Hang on. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. You know what that is? Uh-oh. Can anybody tell me what that is? No, go with water dripping. Water dripping. Water dripping. That is the sound of a budding new romance. It's like doves.

It is, isn't it? It's beautiful. Yeah. And that is why Eric wants to call a girl today in his second date update. Eric is on the phone with us. He told us about how he met this girl at a bar. He met her because she was standing in line for the women's restroom. It was really long and he was like, let me be your knight in shining armor.

I'll stand guard. You can go in the men's bathroom. And then they struck up a conversation after that. They talked for about 30 minutes but now she's not texting him back. And he wants to get a hold of her really badly. Why? Because in his own words she's the hottest girl that's ever actually talked back to him. So sad.

All right, Eric, are you about ready to give Penny a call and get your second date update? Yes, I am. And Eric, what did Penny do when you guys were talking, I forgot to ask, that gave you the indication that she was legitimately into you? I don't know if it's anything she did. I mean, the fact that she was talking to me for a half hour and then even gave me her number when I asked for it, that seemed like a good thing. What's your success rate

usually when you ask a girl for her number? I don't know. I'd say this went well. I don't know. They usually don't go as good as this. So it's not that good usually. Okay. Well, I'm going to dial her phone right now and get her on the phone and see if we can get your second date update, okay? Alright, thanks. Alright, here we go.

Hello? Hi, is Penny there? This is her. My ask is calling. Yeah, hi, Penny. This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay.

I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well, I've never heard of your show, so I don't know anybody that would listen to it. Well, you do, actually. You know one person at least who listens to it, and he liked you so much that he wanted us to get a hold of you.

Okay, and who would that be? That would be a guy named Eric that you met at a bar recently. Are you serious? Yes, I am. He sent us an email and told us about how he met you and had been texting back and forth that you really wanted to take you out on a date, but you stopped texting him. So he asked us if we could get you on the phone and find out if something happened. Wow. I'm not sure what you guys know about... I mean, I don't know what he told you, so... He told us...

He pretty much just told us that he met you, you were standing in line for the restroom, and then he helped you use the guy's restroom. You guys talked at the bar for about a half an hour and have been planning a date, but then you just dropped off the face of the earth. You dropped out of Eric's world and he can't stand it, Penny. So is that true? Did it really happen? Yeah, so that's true. But he was so rude and so clueless to how rude he was that I didn't just drop off the face of the earth.

There was very specific reasons why I just decided never to connect with that person again, ever. Would you mind telling us? Why'd you give the number if he was so rude? I felt bad. Like, I almost kind of felt bad. I mean, this guy was never, ever going to be with a woman. Ever?

He'll never be with a woman, ever. What did he do that was so rude? Well, after he held the bathroom door for me, I made the huge mistake of sitting down for a drink with him. He offered to buy me a drink, which I said yes to. These all sound like nice gentleman things to do so far. They sound really nice. They start off to be really nice gentlemanly things to do,

and then he keeps talking, and his mouth just doesn't stop moving. So he proceeds to troll every girl in line and rate her based on looks, which was really fun as another woman in that bar to sit and listen to somebody do. So he's sitting with you and rating all the other girls in the bar. Oh, yeah. I don't know if he was bored or he thought this was a great idea, but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line, and he wanted to just, like, rate them on a scale of 1 to 10, one by one.

And I didn't even get to finish my sentence, and he just starts, like, laying into them. Did you try to interrupt him and stop him from this? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I kept asking him to talk about something else and he was just,

I mean, things like, Oh, that girl, there's a four. I mean, her eyes are too far apart. She's got hairy eyebrows and bad skin and like one at a time.

Like, Oh, she's like a straight up garden. No man. Like she's like short and squat. And like, I mean, he was just,

he was cracking himself up. He thought he was Mr. Funny. Ha ha. I don't think that he has ever, ever had a girlfriend in his entire life because somebody would have stopped this a long time ago. You know, he did tell us that you're the hottest girl that's ever spoke to him. Oh, well, that is a compliment, I'm sure.

I'm surprised he thought I was the hottest girl because he actually wanted to rate me as well. What did you say to him when he told you that? I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, let's not do the rating thing anymore. Let's move on. Let's try to talk about anything else. Anything. And did he give you a rating? Oh, yeah. He gave me a rating. He was adamant. He said, nope, I'm going to

hear the rating because it's a good one. I'm guessing he's like, oh, you're a 10. Look at all those other 4s and 5s. I'm sitting next to the 10 in the bar. You think he would because he's trying to hit on me, but no, that ass gave me a 7+. What does a 7 plus even mean? I guess it's better than a 7, but worse than an 8.

And he went on and detailed about why he gave me a 7+. Oh. Are you serious? So he actually went into detail, huh? Oh. Yeah, yeah. He wanted me to know why. What was his reasoning?

Well, my teeth weren't perfectly straight enough. And I had a nice chest, but it could have been a little bigger. What? How did you not slap this dude? I think he's just so unaware. Like, it wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't help. It's never going to click with Tim. He's never had a girlfriend.

Probably never will. So, yeah. I feel bad for the guy. Well, Penny, thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome. It was a complete nightmare with that idiot. And I want to tell you, you know what? In my book, you're an 8 minus. Not even a 7 plus.

You upgraded her. That's so sweet. You're welcome. I also want to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Wait, what? Yeah. He's actually on the phone. Eric? Yeah, I'm here. Wait. Are you kidding me?

Honey, you didn't find that entertaining? Making fun of the girls in line and everything? You were raiding them? That's so mean. Dude, that was so mean. I was trying to be nice to you. It was like I felt like I was stuck with you, man. You bought me a drink. I was like, no, it was no fun. There was no fun there. You were going right along with it. I thought we were having a good time.

I knew some of those girls, by the way, that you were making fun of. No, none of that was fun. Where are you ever going to find another guy like that who would come up with a game like that? You know, I'm a good time.

I'm a fun time. We do things like that. Okay, I will hope that I never find another guy like that and you are anti-fun. That was the most unfun thing I think I've ever done.

Ever. I mean, you got the best rating out of everyone. Wow. You're bragging about giving me a seven plus? A seven plus in that bar is like a ten, you know? All the other girls were fives. I'm the best bad-looking girl at that bar, is what you're saying.

I wasn't trying to insult you. You're hot. You're beautiful. You're a seven and a half one compared to the scale we were working on. You see, guys? talk to you. You're hot. You're beautiful. You're like seven and a half compared to the scale we were working on. You see, guys? Listen to this. You're clueless, man.

You are so clueless. Listen, I know what women want, okay? I know what they need. I don't know what you're talking about. It sounds like it's Eric. She just doesn't know what she needs. Penny, would you like to go on a second date with Eric? We'll pay for it.

Absolutely not. Ever again. I hope I never talk to you again. No, no, no, please. Why don't you just go find another 7 Plus to insult? Because I am done listening to this. Oh, nice. Very nice.

The only reason you're not going to go out with me is because you're totally frigid, and I don't need a girl like that. Oh, my God. You are an imbecile. Yes. Absolute imbecile. Not a successful second date update for you, Eric. Penny, thank you for sharing your story.

Yep. Eric, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry you didn't get a date. Yeah, that's okay. Don't worry. I mean, I told her she was a seven plus, but she was only a five, believe me. Oh, really? Hey.

Hey, ass. They're done talking to you. It's time for you to go now. Broken Jubal in the morning. Got a text in at 78592 said, I think a seven is a pretty good rating. Broken Jubal in the morning. Talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Eric wanted to call this girl named Penny.

They actually met out at a bar. She gave him her number, but she wasn't calling back and he didn't know why we got her on the phone and she said that he was clueless and rude and that she only gave him her number because she felt bad for him because eric i guess was like rating people at the bar like girls in front of her like yeah that chick's this this this and then he rated her a seven plus and said that was a compliment she didn't think it was a compliment. He was trying to do that whole, like, you say like a mean rude comment and chicks dig it.

It didn't work though because no second date for him. That is so strange. He's those guys that's like, oh, I mean, I've dated hotter. Yeah, exactly. Chicks like it when you do that, when you say that. They do. No second date. I feel so blessed to be with you. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do

is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast.

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