Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Rubbin and Clubbin

Episode Date: November 30, 2018

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Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch

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CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5. Brook and Jubal in the morning. Second Date Update. For today's Second Date Update, we got a dude named Gavin on the phone,

and Gavin said he met the girl he wants to call today at a bros night at the club. Oh, yeah. You know, bros night. Oh, man. Bros night out. Yeah. You know where dudes go out trolling for ladies, and it's never successful. What?

And then you just end the bros night back at your buddy's house, drinking and complaining about how all the girls were ugly anyway. And lesbians, too. I mean, they didn't want to talk to us. Must be a bunch of ugly lesbians at the club tonight. Only possible explanation. That's all it could possibly be. But it sounds like Gavin actually met a girl at a bros night, which is impressive.

What's up, Gavin? What's up, man? How you doing? Oh, Gavin. Pretty good. How'd you do that? How'd you actually meet a girl while you were out with your buddy? Oh, man, you guys can hate all you want, but me and my buddy Dave, we go rubbing and clubbing

all the time. Did you? Wait, stop. Gavin, you did not just say rubbing and clubbing. I love it. I did. I don't even really know what that means. Do you rub first?

Do you club first? What's happening? Use your imagination. It ain't clubbing without the rubbing, right? Oh, man. I'm using my imagination, and your bros and I just got a lot more interested. Dude, I feel like you're the guy that girls try to avoid when they go out to the club. I'm sorry, Gavin.

I'll tell you that you're right about that sometimes, but... I instantly like you better for that response, though. Yeah, I mean, nobody hits all the time, right? Right, okay. You got to try. All right, so it sounds like you didn't strike out this night. What's the girl's name that you want to call today? Casey.

Oh, say it like that. She must be sexy. Oh, man, this girl was sexy. She was exactly what I was looking for. And, you know, you dress well. You know, I dress really nice, and I smell really good. Okay, yeah. It's like my thing.

It's like what I do, right? What attracted you to Casey? She was the only female that looked in your general direction, or was it? Well, I'm like a dancer, too, right? Like, I'm not a professional dancer. I don't have no training or nothing, but I go clubbing a lot, and I watch other people, and I go home and I practice. Oh, good job.

Okay. Nice. I could actually appreciate a man who enjoys dancing and isn't just trying to grind on somebody's leg. I know you do. Ladies like the dancing. Yeah. And sometimes it helps with the grinding. Yeah.

Or even the rubbing. Mm-hmm. Exactly. All right, so you impressed her with your dance moves? Threw a little stanky leg in her direction, and she was like, yeah. Yeah. Well, I impressed her with i first she caught my eye right she had to catch my eye with her dance moves and just she was looking good man she was wearing this

cute little thing and she was just looking good and so it's all about body language when you when you're rubbing and clubbing right and so you gotta like people like the reason people strike out is right they just go up to somebody and they're like, hey what's up, and they throw out some stupid line, but you can't do that man, you gotta do the body language, you gotta get to know somebody like, I'm gonna make them notice me before I come up and say anything to them. Okay. Right, you stand across the dance floor and you bite your lower lip and you do like a hump gesture and point at them.

No man, it's not like Night at the Roxbury, like, no, you gotta be smooth and you bite your lower lip and you do like a hump gesture and point at him no man it's not like uh night at the roxbury like no you gotta be smooth and you gotta look like a nice guy and someone who's just having a good time right people are attracted to somebody who's having a good time right you gotta laugh a lot talk to other people be really loud exactly okay and then you just like slowly move your way closer and before you know we were dancing together and we were vibing, having a good time. And then one thing led to another. We have a couple drinks together and we chat and we're back in my place. Yeah. And what was that like?

It was amazing. I was super excited about it popping out of my pants. Oh, God. Damn it. I don't think he meant it like that. I think he did. I think rubbing and clubbing totally meant it like that.

I might have meant it like that. Yeah, I told you. Very, very, very excited that she was there. And did everything go according to plan? You guys hook up? No, no, no.

So I'm like, I'm in my clubbing clothes. It's all looking nice, but it's a little restrictive. So I'm like, I'm going to go change into something a little restrictive and I'm going to go change into something a little restrictive, and I'm going to come back.

Okay. And when I come back out, I don't know what happened, man. She was like, she's at the door. I'm like, what's up? And she says, don't ever talk to me again, you disgusting pig. And then she leaves. Whoa. That's extreme.

Gavin. What? Why'd you get called a pig? What'd you do? I have no idea. I didn't do nothing. I went to change clothes. I come back and she's ready to go. Are you sure you don't have like a whiteboard in your house that has like number checks for every girl you've brought back home? No, no, I keep that hidden away.

I don't know. I feel like I believe you still. No, he's joking. Is he? Is there anything in your apartment at all that she could have saw that would make her call you a pig? Listen, I don't have anything out in my apartment that any lady could see that could be offensive. If I want to bring somebody home, I don't want them to run away. Like any like movies or whatever. Nothing.

You know, maybe when you said you wanted to get into something less restrictive that for some reason she thought that that wasn't what was on your mind when you guys went back to your house. No, I promise you she knew exactly what was happening because when I came back out, she had put her clothes back on. Oh, okay. So she was already in the undressed state. Mm-hmm. She even got dressed. Okay.

And have you tried to reach out to her since? I did. I tried texting her, but I'm pretty sure she blocked me. Yeah. She said never talk to me again. She was, I think, serious. That's why I need texting her, but I'm pretty sure she blocked me. Yeah. She said never talk to me again. She was, I think, serious. That's why I need your help, man. This hookup never happened.

It's the hookup that never was. We'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update and see if we can make the hookup that never was become the hookup that could be. That sounds like a movie title or something. I love it. Let's do it. It's the sequel to Rubbing and Clubbing. So we'll do that right after this.

Hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Mornings. Second date update. All right, Gavin, are you ready to make your phone call? I'm ready. Well, before we do that, Gavin, I need to slip into something a little more comfortable. I know you can't see me right now because you're on the phone, but I've

put on my leather shorts, my knee-high gym socks. How is this more comfortable? Of course, my pink Vicky Secret bra. And my mask. I just put my mask on. Oh, my God. So I'm ready to help now. You gotta stop. You're getting me all hot and bothered. What? I'm sorry.

I had to unzip the mouth on my mask there. Sorry, Gavin. That took a turn. Oh, gross. All right. Don't push my buttons, man. Yeah, I know. I know you're getting all excited.

You're like, I don't want to call this girl for a second date. You just want to meet up with me now. Yeah. The reason why I bring that up is because Gavin met a girl named Casey at the club. They went back to his house. They were fooling around, and he was like, I'm going to go change my clothes, slip into something a little more comfortable. And then when he came out, she had put her clothes back on, called him a pig, and said

she never wanted to talk to him, and then left. You believe that? Yeah, we do believe it. It's very believable, Gavin. It's not believable. I'm not a pig. I don't know why she thinks that. Alright, well, we'll give her a call right now and see if we can figure it out for you, okay? Yeah, man, good luck. This girl don't even answer

her phone. Yeah, okay. Here's the thing. I don't feel super great about calling this girl because she said she never wanted to talk to you again. Are you looking just for a hookup with her? Do you need some sort of ex? Like, what do you want out of this? Absolutely. I just want a hookup. Wait, why would...

There's like a thousand girls you can go hookup with, Gavin. Why her? Because if you saw her, you'd know. Oh, okay. And also because she walked away. You're so close. Look, I had my mind set on it. That's all.

Well, okay. I will stop you from all the romantic talk, and we'll continue this. Yeah, we'll see if we can make this love connection happen for you. All right, here we go. I'm going to dial the phone number. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Casey, please? This is she. Who's this? Hey, Casey, how are you?

My name is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Who are you calling from? Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh, I don't know you. No, you don't, Casey. All right, no, you don't uh but i'm glad we're meeting now i'm calling you today casey because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you um who i don't understand what's happening well we do a segment on our show it's called the second date update that's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them

back after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened. And you recently met a dude named Gavin while you were out at the club. Oh my god. Whoa. It literally sounded like you just threw up in your mouth right now. Yeah, because I did.

Gross. Right. So Gavin told us a little bit about meeting you. he said he liked you a lot and he thought everything was going fine but then you left his house and called him a pig and said you never want to talk to him again that's right okay so you can understand why i don't know why he'd be confused though like according to him everything up until that moment was great. I think he knows why. No. Well, we talked to him, and he has no idea.

Do you want to tell us? The guy's a pig, and he knows it. He actually doesn't, though. Think about this, okay? So he's a pig, and he's going to continue being a pig unless he knows why he's a pig, and he has no idea. So if you tell us, then we can tell him, and maybe he can change his ways and not be a pig anymore.

You could help turn that pig into a beautiful butterfly. Well, let's not go too far, right? She threw up in her own mouth, for God's sakes. I think that may be a stretch. I just know that he's a cheater. Whoa. How? And how do you know that?

So I don't know what he told you, but we were having a good time. We were. And we were on his couch. And then he went into his room. And so I looked up and I saw that he had, you know, those Amazon echoes. Yeah. And, you know, I just met him. And, you know, I got to take care of myself. And my girlfriends have told me that you could find out a lot about people from their Amazons, right? Oh, I thought you were going to say he was cheating with Alexa. Wait, wait.

How do you find out stuff about somebody from their Alexa? Well, you know, you can grocery shop, shop for groceries with your Amazon account. And so I just asked, I asked Alexa, what's in your shopping list? And so he had a couple of like razor blades and shaving cream and cotton balls. And then it started getting into stuff like feminine hygiene product, secret deodorant, like cover girl makeup.

Yeah, and he lives in a one bedroom apartment. So this isn't a roommate. He's clearly living with a woman and must have been his girlfriend. Uh-oh. Oh, my God. Or he's using that stuff for himself. A tampon? Really?

I told you, boy. They can be fun if you know how to use them correctly. No. Dude. Ask me how I know that, but they can be. Casey, you are like a genius sleuth, I feel like, right now. I've got to take care of myself because there are a lot of guys out there who will just sleep around, and I'm not that kind

of girl. Alright, alright. I'm sorry. I just want to say something. What? Oh, sorry, Casey. That's Gavin. He's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Hey, Casey. Oh, my God. Oh, you come in like that, Gavin.

Really? Really? She just busted you, dude. Yeah, but because I'm not worried because that's all the stuff's for my mom, man. For your mom? For my mom. I get free shipping. What do you say? Anyone can say that. I can, no.

There's no way that can be your mom's. That's just bullshit because your mom wouldn't wear CoverGirl makeup. My mom had me when she was a sophomore in high school. I got a young hot mom You're not buying tampons for your mom, I don't even buy tampons for my mom Look, I understand you're upset right now, and that's okay. I forgive you, but I didn't do nothing wrong. I forgive you.

What is there to forgive? I mean, you left me hanging. It was about to go down, and all of a sudden you call me a pig, so. And you're a lying pig. I mean, I don't know what you, so. And you're a lying pig. I mean, I don't know what you've been through that you're so distrusting, but I promise you,

there's nothing going on. Classic, classic. He's trying to turn it back around on you, Casey, and make you the crazy one. Don't take it. Don't take the bait. Yeah, no, I'm not the crazy one. You're the one who's buying tampons for your mom

and CoverGirl makeup, right? Yeah. Gavin, why are you buying all your mom's feminine hygiene products? Because I love my mom. No. You're a liar. Yeah, but that still sounds weird. Like, you know, a lot of people like their moms or love their moms or whatever, but they

don't usually buy them tampons and makeup. She gives me a list and I order this stuff. Okay, wait, hold on. I don't know what's so hard to understand. Why doesn't she just, I don't know, maybe go to the grocery store or order it herself? Because she would have to go to the grocery store to do it. She could just tell me what to do, and I'd get it. She doesn't understand computers and all that.

Wait, you have a hot young mom who doesn't understand computers. Now your story is really starting to unravel here, buddy. Well, she grew up in the 80s. When I left the other night, I was 100% sure you were a liar, but now I'm 120% sure you're a liar. And you've got this mama's boy complex. Okay. All I'm saying is there's still time to salvage something out of this.

What? We never had anything. Come on. You are still not trying here, Gavin. Are you really? I am. She's a beautiful woman. You know, at this point, I wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole.

Maybe your lies would work with somebody else at the club, but not me. I wasn't born yesterday. I thought you were just a run-of-the-mill cheater, but now, oh, God, no. No, thanks. Okay, well, in that case, Casey, I would love to ask you if you'll go out with Gavin on a second date. We will pay for it. You know, actually, I have to go right now. I have to go to work. This is taking up a lot of my time. God, what a way to start the day. Can you pick me up some tampons on your way back?

No, I guess I'm not getting my tampons. Unless, Gavin, you were still there? Yeah, I'm here. Gavin, you're a dirty dog. I cannot believe you. You lied to us too, man. How do you know I lied to you? Because I'm not an idiot, Gavin. I don't know. Really?

You're going to go buy tampons for your mom next, Jose? If she asked me, of course I would. No, you would not. That is such a lie. Even online, you guys wouldn't do that. I might be lying to you. But you don't know that. We can't prove it. So so you know what, Gavin?

You're sick, dude. Casey, the girl that you called, doesn't listen to the show, but you do, so I trust you over her. Yeah, right. Exactly. Thank you. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up,

well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money Podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's

correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 1.4 billion dollars in NFL quarterback contracts. The untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history. I'm AJ Stevens, Vice President of Client Strategy at Athletes First, introducing the Athletes First Family Podcast, the quarterback series.

My co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.