Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Sweater Fiasco

Episode Date: November 5, 2018

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That's why whenever I go out to the club, I always go in full armor. And I ride a horse. Sounds kind of sweaty. I don't get into a lot of places, but I'm sure it would work for me someday. You mean I can't check my sword? Yeah. It's the horse's fault. Anyway, Caitlin is on the phone right now

to do a second date update, and apparently she met a knight in shining armor, but now he's not calling her back. What's up, Caitlyn? How are you? Hey, I'm doing okay. How are you? Doesn't sound like a very good knight if he's not calling you back. Well, I don't know why he's not responding to me or anything.

What's the name of the dude you want to call? His name is James. James. Sir James. Sir James. Sir James. I like it. And where'd you meet James?

So we met at the club the other night. It's kind of weird how I met him, though. I don't know if you guys have been to any clubs recently, but there are a lot of creepers out there. Yeah. I don't think that's just a recent thing that's like since clubs were invented thing exactly there's a lot of like weird guys that's why i don't like to go too often but i was there with my girls and there's just these group of guys that came up to us and they were being very rude we just didn't like the way

they were talking to us and they're kind of getting in our personal space. And then suddenly this guy comes out of nowhere, right? This is James, and he just pushes one of the guys. Whoa. I totally did not expect this. It was like a really sweet gesture. Sir James to the rescue. It's sweet.

Yeah. It was sweet that he physically assaulted someone? Were they being that rude? They were. And, like, we didn't know how to get out of a situation. Like, we were standing there awkwardly. So the fact that he came in and, like, broke that up was great. But then it kind of got a little messy, though, because one of the guys, like, pushed James back.

And it turned into a fight. Okay. I mean, the bouncer had to come. And he ended up kicking James out, which is stupid, because James was the guy that was trying to help us in the first place. Right. Still can't fight in the club, though. Yeah. I mean, so I was over there.

I was, like, pissed. So I went outside just to thank him for what he did for us. But then we just started talking, and there was just something about him that was really nice. Like, he was a funny guy. Literally after four or five minutes, we were already making out. Wow. Sounds like that little move worked for him. And it doesn't sound like you did a lot of talking.

You did four or five minutes of talking is what it kind of amounts to. I mean, we were both, like, a little bit frustrated with everything that happened, and it was just the moment, you know? I'm just really upset right now. You know what I do when I'm upset? Make out with a random stranger.

I don't know. It works for me, so I loved it. So you guys were, like, making out in a bar, I assume, since you weren't at the club anymore. Did you go home with them? Okay, so, yeah. We ended up going to my place. It was a good night, okay?

That's all I'm going to say. It was really good. You jousted with the night that saved you in the club, didn't you? Yeah. I think he did all the jousting. Yeah. Well, this is, like, why I'm confused right now, because, like, the next morning he left early, and I was tired,

so I didn't really know what was going on. But when I got out of bed, I saw that he left his sweater in my room okay and I texted him you know I was like hey you left your sweater and then I even took a picture of myself wearing his sweater you know like a kind of sexy picture and I sent it to him you know well I thought it was cute I thought he'd like it yeah yeah I would think I would like that and that's like the point of leaving the sweater right so? So that he can like contact you again. I figured he was in a rush to go somewhere, but I just don't understand. Like, he's just not been replying to me.

He didn't even respond to your like cute sweater picture that he's in? Right. It was such a cute picture. Like, honestly, I looked really good. That's got to be the worst. Like, he's leaving you hanging after a sexy pic? Like, yeah, uncomfortable yeah uncomfortable yeah i don't get what his problem is honestly because we didn't have any issues that night it was such a fun night

together and now the reason like he's not responding to me i i would assume he might have just broke his phone or something that's the only thing that might make sense to me right now is that which isn't gonna work well for us if we have to call him next. Yeah. Yeah, but it's weird. I mean, maybe he's involved with someone, but I really, I don't know why he'd be talking to me then and staying over at my place if he's with someone else.

Yeah, because that never happens. Never happens like that. Is there anything else you could think of that happened that night that might have turned him off? Really nothing comes to mind right now. I want to figure it out because it's bugging me a lot and I miss him.

Alright, well we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second date update, okay? Okay. Okay, hang on. Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the Morning Second Date Update They say

that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Oh yeah. If that's true, then the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If that's true, then the way to a woman's heart is by punching another guy in the face. What? No. That is not correct. That is the way to get any woman. Just punch somebody in the face and they will fall in love. Kind of like Caitlyn, who's on the phone for a second date update right now. She met a dude named James out at the club.

A bunch of other guys were being kind of creepy, and then James stepped in and started to fight one of them. They didn't actually throw punches, but they pushed back and forth, and then he got kicked out by bouncers. She went outside to thank him for his heroic efforts, and then they struck up a conversation, started making out, and then they went back to her place, and she woke up the next morning.

He was gone, but he did leave his sweater. And she even texted him with a cute picture in his sweater, like, I got your sweater. Can we get it? I don't know if that's exactly what she said. And it's exactly how her voice sounds, too. Yeah, exactly. But he hasn't responded to her at all, and she's wondering why. So we'll find out in just a second.

And if it was just a one-night thing, I mean, maybe that's all he was looking for. Why are you expecting more, I guess? I don't know. I just think that nowadays there are no like night and shining armors, you know? And the fact that this guy was so brave and he, he stood up for me and my friends, you know, it's really rare.

It was just a lot of fun. And I think we have a lot of chemistry, so I just want to speak with him. Okay. Well, dial this phone over right now and see if we can get him on the phone. You ready? Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this James? Yes. Hey, what's up, James? How are you? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. Who are you? Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

It's a radio show. Hi. Hi. What's going on? Not much, man. What's going on with you? Just working. Yeah, me too.

Yeah. Yeah. Work sucks, huh? Did I win anything? No, I'm actually calling you because we got an email about you Oh, okay Is something wrong? I don't know

I'm hoping to find out from you We got an email about you from somebody who listens to our show Her name is Caitlin Oh, okay And you hung out with Caitlin the other day And by hung out, I mean everything hung out. Okay. Is that right?

Yeah. I know who she is. I'm not sure if I really want to get into that situation again. We do a segment on our show called The Second Date Updates, where if you go out with somebody and end up not calling them back, they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. And Caitlin told us how you guys met. She told us you guys spent the night together.

She also said she's been trying to get a hold of you, but you won't call her back or text her back or anything. Yeah, I don't know if I want to get more involved than I already am with her. Do you think she's just like drama? I mean, she told us how you like pushed a guy at the club that was bugging them. Yeah, those guys are douchebags. But she was like sending me these photos that were like risque. And well, first of all, she was wearing a sweater and she sent me this photo with a sweater on. Yeah, she told us that you left your sweater there

and she tried to be cute and text you a picture with your sweater on. And you didn't even respond to that. I know, I felt really bad for her. Like, you're so vulnerable when you send pictures like that. And then to get, like, zero response. I know. The thing is, I didn't go out with a sweater that night. So it's not my sweater.

What? Okay. Are you sure? Yeah. I went out with a jacket, and I came home with my jacket. Oh. So. Whoops. Are you sure? Yeah, I went out with a jacket, and I came home with my jacket. So you think she sent you a picture in another dude's sweater thinking that it was yours? Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. I'm saying that she sent a text wearing the sweater, and she said she found it in her sheets.

What? Uh-oh. So I'm just thinking, I don't know whose sweater that is how many other sweaters she has I could see being like whoa that's kind of like whoa those were dirty sheets I don't even want to think about that. Oh, man. Before the sweater picture happened, did you have every intention of seeing her again? I mean, yeah, we had a great time. I can't complain about the night. I just, I didn't like that I was getting texts with other dudes' sweaters on.

Yeah, I can understand that. You might not like this as well, James. Caitlin is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, James. Caitlin is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh, no. So are you telling me that that was not your sweater? Oh, Lord. I didn't know you were on the phone, so, you know, I shouldn't have maybe said what I said, but, yeah. That's not your sweater.

No, that's not my sweater. Okay, so whose is it then? Who thinks he knows? How would he know? I think you probably know better than James. I don't know whose sweater that is. Maybe you know. I would hope you would know whose sweater is laying around in your sheet.

Look, I swear you were wearing it. I even remember hugging you, and it smelled really good. It smelled like your cologne, and it had to have been yours. I mean, there's no doubt in my mind about that. No, I'm pretty sure. I think I know if it's my sweater, and I don't know. Maybe you should ask the last person you slept with. Well, I mean, I had a Tinder date last week,

but that was a whole week ago. Like, I would have noticed it by now. Okay, so that was the last time you hooked up was like a week before me? Yeah, I mean, there was another guy the weekend before that, but we didn't really even get to anything that night. So, listen, it is fine for Caitlyn

to be an adult woman who enjoys sexual experiences. That is a totally fine thing. Yeah, no, no, that is fine. She's fine being whoever she wants, but maybe make sure when you're texting the guy a picture of his sweater, make sure it's the actual

owner of the sweater. I mean, you don't necessarily, like anybody, you know, like if you're not with anybody, you can do whatever you want with whoever you want, but you don't necessarily want to know about it,. Yeah. I mean, you don't necessarily, like, anybody, you know, like, if you're not with anybody, you can do whatever you want with whoever you want, but you don't necessarily want to know about it. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I'm interested now, like, finding the owner of this sweater.

Yeah, maybe you guys can go out, like, not necessarily on even a date. Just go out and try to find who the sweater belongs to. Oh. Oh, my God. Wait. I think I know what happened. I think what happened is you sent him a picture in another dude's sweater. What do you think happened?

The sweater wasn't from a guy that I was with. My roommate. I let her use my bed to get it on with guys. Yeah. What? No, Caitlin, don't do that. Stay with me. Stay with the truth.

That's almost worse than if it was, like, actually a dude that you hooked up with. No, I mean, my room is a lot cleaner than hers. Like, I let her get away with it once in a while. Caitlin, don't do this. And how gross that you're letting her do that and then, like, not cleaning things up afterwards. Yeah, wash the sheets. That is a much worse situation for you, Caitlin. Look, James, this doesn't have to affect us.

I'm so sorry. It was probably her guy that she was sleeping with. Let's just forget this happened, okay? Because now I know it wasn't your sweater, okay? So can we give this another shot? James, would you like to go on a second date with Caitlin? We will pay for it. I mean, you were enjoying your time up until that sweater picture.

And it was an honest mistake. It's not like she's cheating on anyone. Can I just ask you a question, Caitlyn? Yeah. Do you ever wash your sheets? That's a very good question, James. I do, okay. I'm down to go out again, for sure,

as long as you get rid of every dude's shirts and shoes that are left all around the place. I feel like that's fair. She's got a lot of cleaning up to do, huh? That's a fair assessment. Hey, this is my roommate that was messing things up for us. So, yeah, we can go out. Okay.

I'm that type of person that's just sleeping around, you know, because I'm not that person. She's not that type of girl, James. She slept with you after meeting you for four minutes at a bar, but still, not that type of girl. James was different. Yeah, I know.

It's okay, Caitlin. It's okay. We're in the club. It's totally cool. Cool. We'll send you guys out again. And this is the first, like, successful second date update I think we've had in a while. Yeah, you were right. All right. Sounds good. I can't wait to see you again.

Yeah. Okay. I'm excited to see you too, James. All right. Cool. And James, if you go over to her house and there is no roommate, you're not going to think twice. And Caitlin, go find a roommate.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial

goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more.

Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else ready to laugh and stay informed listen on the iHeartRadio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts i'm emmy olea host of the podcast Crumbs. For years, I had to rely on other people to tell me my story. And what I heard wasn't good. You really f***ed last night.

It felt like I lived most of my life in a blackout. I was trapped in addiction. You had to grab the lamp and smash it against the walls. And then I decided I wanted to tell my own story. Listen to Crumbs on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.