Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: The Shoe Licker

Episode Date: August 20, 2018

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What will you do? LASIK at evergreen.com. Right now. Moving 92.5. Brook and Jubal's Second Date Update. Bowling alleys are a great way to go on a date. I often find myself hanging around bowling alleys all the time just to help women on their form. What?

Yeah, help correct them. I might not even know them. I just come from behind them and just go, hey, you throw the ball like this, sweetie. Sure. Sometimes you get slapped, but sometimes you get a phone number. Oh, my God. I'd put a bowling ball in your face if I was there. Yeah, and that's exactly what I'm looking for.

And Melissa, who's on the phone right now, went to a bowling alley on her first date, but now she's not getting a call back. Melissa, what's up? Hi. Hi. How are you? Did you actually know this guy before you went to the bowling alley on her first date, but now she's not getting a call back. Melissa, what's up? Hi. Hi. How are you? Did you actually know this guy before you went to the bowling alley, or did he just show up there and do my special trick to meet you?

Oh, no, he didn't do your special trick. I didn't know him. I actually met him through some friends. Okay. So was the bowling alley the first time you actually laid eyes on each other? Yes, it was. We texted a couple times about where we were going to meet and stuff, but that was the first time you actually laid eyes on each other? Yes, it was. We texted a couple times, like, about where we were going to meet and stuff, but that was the first time we saw each other.

Okay. And what's his name? Jay. Jay. All right. And tell us a little bit about the date. Why do you think you're not getting a call back? I honestly don't know, guys.

Like, the date was kind of great, or so I thought. Like, we got there. It was a really cool place. It was bowling and beers. You know, it was a good time like we were cheering each other on you know we were bowling i'm not that good at bowling but neither was he like we were both like kind of like mediocre but it was fun okay okay so he wasn't like some extreme bowling enthusiast that would like put you down or not date you because you got a

couple gutter balls no he was mad because he was not doing that great a job himself okay and what i mean can you remember like a moment where you're like oh this is really going well well the whole date was going really well but i do remember a moment where i was like okay i hope i didn't like screw this up like it just kind of got a little weird it got kind of out of hand. The opposite of what I had. Weird at a bowling alley can never be good. So we were like, we were playing, we were bowling around, you know, we had took a little break and we started talking. We were talking about placing some bets on the game, you know, and just like bets like,

oh, I bet a dollar you can hit a strike or like, I bet at $5 you can't chug this beer in like less than a minute stupid stuff like that yeah it sounds fun playful I'm yeah playful and I'm always down for a bet like I don't back down okay so he bet me to you know to lick the inside of one of the bowling shoes. What? Oh, my God. Yeah. What, are you in, like, fifth grade? I know. At first, I was like, what the hell? Like, did I do this?

I want to seem down, you know? So I was like, I kind of have to. No, please tell me you didn't actually do that. I absolutely didn't. Oh, my God. I thought he would think I was cool. We've done a lot of second date updates. I've got to say this is the filthiest thing I've ever heard happen on a first date.

They spray them. They spray the shoes. That's not an excuse. You know, what did it taste like? Okay, no, that's disgusting. I'm not going to say that. I don't know. It honestly kind of tasted like a wet sock,

like a soggy sock. I think you're kind of badass for doing it. Exactly. That's what I was thinking he would think. That is disgusting. What did he do after you did it? Oh, he was cracking up. He decided it was the funniest thing in the world. I don't know if he was laughing with me or at me. Like, he was just cracking up. But he, I don't know, like, he hasn't called me. We haven't made plans for a second date. So I'm thinking that was it. But then I thought, like, that was okay. I thought we were having a moment. Did you guys kiss? Okay, so. Oh, no. I mean, we didn't kiss, but I swear there were moments. Like when we were getting ready to leave, he walked me out.

You know, we were waiting. He called me an Uber and everything. Yeah. That's why there were so many moments I thought he was going to kiss me. But I'm sure he was thinking about the shoe because I was thinking about the shoe. Like, is he going to want to kiss me? So you guys didn't kiss? No, I didn't get my kiss.

But come on, that's not fair. He's the one that dared her. He dared me, exactly. If you bring it up and you can't handle the actual truth of what happens, then that's on you. And have you heard anything from him since your date? No. I text him the day after the date, just like, you know, hey, what's up? I had a great time last night. Thanks for taking me out.

Just thanking him. I made a little joke about the shoe thing. I think I said something like, I used a whole bottle of Listerine or something. I don't know what I said. Yeah. But I was like, I'm all good. My breath's okay. Like, he didn't text me back.

Do you think it's the shoe licking that did you in? Did you listen to yourself? Well, I don't know. Like, my friend said that he was a ladies' man. Okay? Okay. So, it could be, like, 70% shoe, 30%. He's a ladies' man, and he's just, like, at other girls.

Okay. Right. You know, I don't know how many dates I've been around where I'm like, and he's just like, have other girls. Okay. You know, I don't know how many dates I've been on where I'm like, if I just wouldn't have licked that damn shoe, I wouldn't have been in this position right now. All right. Well, play a song, come back, call him, and get your second date update, all right? Thank you.

All right, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning's Second Date Update. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Melissa the shoe licker is on the phone with us. Oh my God. Melissa went out on a date with a guy named Jay. They went bowling. They had a fun time. And at some point, they were making bets with each other.

And he bet her to lick a bowling shoe. The inside. The inside of a bowling shoe. Even worse. And she did it. And like I said earlier, this makes today's Second Date Update the most disgusting in the history of Second Date Updates. We've heard a lot of really bad things. So she licked the inside of the bowling shoe, and she thinks that that's the reason she's not getting a call back.

Maybe it grossed him out too much, although he did bet her to do it. Yeah. She hasn't heard from him in a couple weeks, so we're about to get him on the phone and find out if that is the reason he's not calling her back. Melissa, you got the shoe out of your mouth? You ready to do this? Yes, it's out of my mouth and I'm ready. And I think if that's the reason he's not calling you back, it's so

unfair because guys always say, I want a guy's girl and then you give them a guy's girl and then they decide they don't want that. They're like, gross bro. I wouldn't even hang out with one of my dude friends if he did this. Yeah, that's nasty. All right. Here we go.

I'm going to call him right now. Okay. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, is Jay there? Yeah, this is Jay. Who's this? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. How are you? Wait, from the radio show? Yeah. What's up, man? How are you? I'm doing okay.

What's up with you? Not much. I'm just chilling. I wanted to give you a call because we actually received an email about you. About me? Are you serious right now? I am. Her name is Melissa. Do you remember going on a date with Melissa? Oh. Oh. Yeah, I do.

I figured she'd probably be easy to remember because she licked a shoe, a bowling shoe, while you guys were out. She told you that? Yes, she did. We actually talked to her about your date, and she's confused because she's been trying to get a hold of you for a second date, but you're not calling her back.

Oh, man. I can't believe she told you about the shoe. I can't believe she admitted to doing that either, man. That was crazy. I would have told nobody that. You're the one that dared her to lick the shoe. You've got to take some responsibility.

Yeah, but I didn't tell her to go tell anybody about it. Yeah, that's like something you take to your grave, right? I almost accidentally licked inside the hole of a bowling ball if I was scared she might actually do it. Yeah, dude. I think you stopped at the appropriate time. Or maybe, actually, I think it went too far. Yeah, I was up in the ante, but we stopped right there.

Wow. So what's the reason you're not calling her back? You don't want to see her again? Let's just put it like this. I date my fair share of ladies. And certain things are red flags. And I can tell pretty easily when I can and can't trust somebody. Okay. Wait, so you're saying you don't think you can trust her? Nah, and can't trust somebody. Okay.

Wait, so you're saying you don't think you can trust her? No, I couldn't trust her any further than I could throw her. Why do you say that? Because of what happened at the bowling alley. You can't trust her because she licked the shoe? I would think, hey, if I dare somebody to lick a shoe and they did it, they would have all my trust. You know what?

She got points for that. She was doing good up until this other moment that happened and maybe changed my entire perspective on her what what happened all right so we would close it out we about to get out of there and she ran to the bathroom real quick you know and i said okay cool i'm gonna go take your shoes and check them back in with the front desk so as i'm dropping the shoes off the cashier guy leans into it and says, hey, you know, that's your girlfriend or whatever. I'm like, no, like, no, like, not yet.

You know, just kind of joking with him. And he was like, well, you might be dodging a bullet, man. I said, what are you talking about? So he then tells me he was watching us bowl the whole time. And while I was setting up my shot, he saw her pick up my phone and actually started going through my phone.

What? No! Exactly. How could he tell that that was your phone from all the way back at the bowling desk? No, he said

he saw her do it five or six times and only did it while my back was turned. Oh, what? Really? Dang, that is sketchy. And you didn't, like, think to ask her about it or anything?

It was the first date. If it was a girlfriend, cool. We can have it out right there and there. But the first date? Is she already going through my phone? Yeah. Oh, no. So you believe this dude that you don't know who said she was going through your phone?

Yeah. Hell yeah. If anything, he was looking out for me. Yeah. It's an unwritten rule. Guys look out for guys. He helped me dodge a bullet. Wow.

Okay. She just seemed so, I mean, she seemed really cool when we talked to her. You don't think that there could be another explanation, like she accidentally picked up your phone instead of hers? Five or six times. Only when my back is turned? No. What she did is some straight, shady shit.

And I don't need that in my life. Yeah, dude. I'm curious if she was actually going through your phone, though. I want to know the answer to that. And why? I don't need to know that. I mean, she did it on the first date. What do you think is going to happen on the second?

Or the third or the fourth? Well, I just say that because I want to ask her, and I forgot to let you know that she's actually on the other line listening to this conversation. Yo, no way. Melissa. Melissa, you still there? Hey, there she is.

Hi, Jay. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Okay. You sneak it in. Melissa, you still there? Hey, there she is. Hi, Jay. Oh, my gosh. Wow. Okay. You sneaked in. I thought you were. I am not sneaky at all. You got it all wrong.

That story, his side of the story, it is not how it looks. It's not what it seems like. Really? So you weren't going through his phone? I mean, not like that. It's not like I hacked into his phone and was looking through every little detail. No. Wait, Melissa, I was like standing up for you.

You actually were looking at his phone when his back was turned. Okay, listen. I was sitting there. He's bowling. His phone buzzed loud as hell. I just so happened to look over and it's right there. I can, it's, I'm not blind. I can see what it says.

So just leave it there. You don't pick it up and then start reading all his messages. I just, well, I saw, I saw a name and it looked like a female's name. I think it was Sammy or something like that. And I just leave the phone over to see what the text said. He's the one who has the message right there on his screen. And it said, are we still on for tonight? Are you still picking me up?

Something like that. Like at nine, like right after our date. What? It was weird. So I was just like, what? What's that? It was weird when you're looking at my messages. I mean, but your messages were sitting next to me. So I looked over.

I wasn't trying to be sneaky or anything. Like, we're having a good time. All right, all right, cool. All right, so you saw something on my phone. Why are you going back to my phone again five or six times after that? Five or six times?

It was not. It was like two or three times. Why are you picking up my phone? That's the point I'm trying to get to. Why are you picking

up my phone? It kept going off. Like, whoever that girl was, she kept texting me. So I'm just trying to... All right, okay, wait. Are you the phone monitor or something?

No, but me and you are on a date and I want to know if you're involved with someone else. I know your reputation. We're not together. I'm sure you know your own damn reputation. And you're a good-looking guy. Shorty, that's none of your business. We're not together. Look, you have a reputation.

You know your reputation. I know it. Our friends know it. You're a ladies' man, so don't act like it's all out of the blue why a female, because I'm sure they've done it in the past, looks over and checks your phone, especially if they're on a date with you and your phone's just getting blown up. I think anybody would do that. Actually, if it was my phone and you were sitting down and I'm bowling and my phone's just going off, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. You can't tell me you wouldn't look over like who's hitting her up so much. Who wants to know where she is? Yo, do know. It's like, yo, do you hear what you're saying right now?

All right? Do you hear what you're saying? I would never go through somebody's phone when we're on a date, a first date at that. Well, that's you. I want to know who I'm dating. I'm trying to rationalize your craziness and try to tell me what I'm going to do on a date. I'm not trying to rationalize it. I think any sane person would do what I did.

And I'm not, like, mad that I did it. I don't feel bad for doing it. I was just, I know who you were what was going on with you and if i thought something suspicious then i'm gonna look into it i don't really blame her i mean she's just trying to look out for herself a little bit his phone was more you can't like buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz but you did have for you you had two dates planned in the same night jay i mean you kind of had a point all right all right wait all right look we got we about to like just squash all that nonsense I'm looking for you. You had two dates planned in the same night, Jay. I mean, you kind of had a point. All right, all right, wait. All right, look, look, look.

We about to, like, just squash all that nonsense. Let me tell you this right here. The name that came up, Sammy, that's a dude. It's not a chick. It's a dude. That's a dude. Sammy really, no, guys, Sammy and his phone, it was spelled S-A-M-M-I. No guy spells Sammy like that. That's a girl.

Sammy for a guy is S-A-M-M-I. No guy spells Sammy like that. That's a girl. Sammy for a guy is S-A-M-M-Y, sweetie. I know that. So it wasn't like that in your phone. That's a girl. Okay, so alright, so now there's rules to how I have to spell my boy's name in my phone. Okay, can you get any further in my business? Melissa, why did you

even call for a second date with this dude if you think that he's a player and like planning dates after you? I still thought the date went good and i asked my friends like do you guys know anybody named sammy and nobody knew a family so i'm like maybe it's nothing yeah i didn't know that he knew that i looked i thought maybe we could have a second date i just got caught gosh all right well jay i have to ask this question. Maybe I don't know the answer. I don't know what's right and wrong anymore. Jay, would you like to go on a second date with Melissa?

We will pay for it. Dude, really? Yes, I'm asking. Would you like to go out with her again? It sounds like you guys have the perfect foundation for a great relationship. Nah, Chief, I'm going to pass. But if I need somebody to check my phone messages, I know who to call. Oh, gosh.

I'm sorry, Melissa. No second date for you. check my phone messages, I know who to call. Oh, gosh. I'm sorry, Melissa. No second date for you. That's okay, guys. Thanks for trying. Yeah. It doesn't sound like it was meant to be. No, it doesn't. You know what?

I'm actually kind of glad this happened, though. I've dodged a hell of a bullet, man. Yeah. Well, good luck to you both, okay? Thank you, guys. Bye. All right, man. Thanks.

And Jay, tell Sammy I said hi, however you spell her name. It's a dude, not a girl. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, who lets their phone out of their sight? It's a very good question. Talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, Melissa wanted to call this dude named Jay. They went bowling, but he wasn't calling her back.

And we got him on the phone, and he told us that he didn't think he could trust Melissa because as they were closing out their tab, she went to the bathroom, and the cashier revealed that she saw Melissa going through Jay's phone. And she admitted that she did look at his phone multiple times while they were on the date. She said it was because it kept buzzing over and over, and she argued that anybody would look at the phone if it was ringing that much. No, I'm sorry.

That's sketchy. I mean, it's basically on par with reading your diary. You know? Yeah, pretty much. So she was opening his phone and going through it to see who was contacting him. I mean, come on. On a first date, maybe for...

Still, when you're dating, you shouldn't do that. You still shouldn't do it, yeah. Yeah, and trust somebody. So he said no to another date because he's not interested in going out with her because it's probably

only going to get worse yeah hey you know what though I'm proud that people saw red flags and actually paid attention to them yeah exactly

you know that doesn't happen very often in this world that's true a lot of times people are like well I mean I guess I kind of

understand and then fast forward to like two years later and it's like dude she's just jealous going through my phone all the time. She was trusting you. I didn't see it coming. Had no idea. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5.

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