Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Up In Smoke

Episode Date: June 13, 2018

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What? Who thinks about that? Every guy thinks that. And Daryl, who's on the phone for a second date update today, knew exactly how many miles she had on her tires. I don't understand. Is that an age thing? Like, what does that mean? Sex thing? Tell you about that in just a second.

But first, let's meet Daryl. What's up, Daryl? How are you? Hey, I'm doing real well. How about you guys? Too bad? I don't know. I think I may have bald tires, but I don't really know what we're talking about.

Whoa, bro. Yeah, I'm sure your tires are fine. I don't know. I mean, I'd trust her if she says that her tires have been, you know, put through the mud a few times. I mean, who knows? What is a tire analogy? It's driving me crazy. Before we get to the tire thing, Daryl,

tell us about the girl you want to call today. What's her name? Her name's Destiny. Destiny, all right. And where did you meet Destiny? We met online. We were going back and forth, and I'm kind of a car guy, so I was talking to her about mine.

And then she says, oh, I've actually needed to get my tires rotated for a while. And I'm thinking, okay, hmm, this might be a real good time to make this date happen. So, you know, I had a coupon to a shop I know a guy that works at, get our tires rotated. I said, hey, we both can go, but I didn't tell her. I made it a surprise. Wait, hold up. What was the surprise? The tire rotation or the coupon?

The tire rotation. Nice. Surprised her with tire rotation for her first date. Yeah, I mean, because everybody likes chocolate and flowers. Cool, but this might be a good date idea. It's not something basic. It's like, here, this might be a good date idea. You know, it's not something, you know, basic. You know, it's like, here's something you need.

I can take care of you, you know? And as much free popcorn in the lobby as you'd like. Was she super excited about getting her tires rotated on your date? I thought it was going to be a cool surprise, nothing too big. But when I told her, she flipped out like she won the lottery. Okay, so it was a good idea then. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. You know, I rolled the dice and hit the nail on the head, I guess. Okay, so was your date just sitting at the shop waiting for her tires to be done?

No, no, no. We both dropped our cars off at the same time. So that gave us about an hour, you know, go somewhere nearby and grab something to eat. You know, when you were first telling me about this, I was like, that's pretty lame. But the more I thought about it, the more genius I feel like it is. Well, how was the actual date, like when you guys were getting food together

before the tires were done? Was that good? Yeah, we were eating and it was going really well. It was super nice to actually meet this girl in person. That's good. And, you know, she kept thanking me and thanking me for the tire rotation. Of course, you know, I was going to take care of it. She didn't need to know it was with a coupon.

Hey, any way you get your tire rotation paid for is a good way. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, it's a good way to just let her know you date Daryl. I will keep you in tread all the time. Tread will never be worn down. I got you. But how was the conversation and stuff? I mean, other than all that, you feel like you connected with her?

Mostly we just talked about movies. We talked about the kind of music we like. We also talked about, like, our family. She's got a big family, and I do too. So that's something we were able to relate. Oh, that's good. Was there any like weird moments? You know what?

Yeah, there was one, but it wasn't, I'm not going to judge her for it. You know, it's not fair. Well, her. What could you possibly judge her for? Well, so we got back to the place. We were a little bit early, so we were were standing around we're waiting for them to finish up and she picks a cigarette up off the ground you and start smoking it shut up no that is something you can judge a person for what that didn't bother you well it was weird to me, but I don't smoke, so I don't know what that fiction could be like. Hold up.

Was it a pre-smoked cigarette that had been put out, or was it just maybe somebody's random new cigarette fell out of the pack? From what I saw, pretty sure somebody else gave that cigarette to Disney. Okay, so she basically picked up a cigarette butt and then smoked that. And the thing is, smoking is usually a no-go for a lot of people. Smoking other people's tossed cigarettes would be a big no-go for most people. In her defense, cigarettes are expensive, so she doesn't want it to go to waste. I mean, even if you're a smoker, I don't think that that's cool, man.

Really, it was no big deal for me. I mean, I didn't want to judge her on it it's the first date you know we still got a lot of figuring each other out to do yeah okay so I mean that's pretty cool and accepting that that didn't bother you I don't know if most people could do that how did the date end did you get a kiss dirty mouth it is a dirty mouth it's so dirty that's true yeah no no we just kind of ended it you know with a nice goodbye again she was like oh thank you for the tire rotation you're the best i was like oh gee you know we just kind of we ended it with a hug i didn't

want to take it too fast or too far and blow the whole thing apart. So wait, but she's not calling you back, obviously. Are you mad? Do you feel like she used you for tire rotations? I would if it wasn't a surprise. Oh, good point. That's right, she didn't know. Yeah, because she didn't know it was coming.

She didn't see it coming. But I am a little like, you know, what happened, it went really well. Okay, and you don't really have any idea why no and that's got to be disturbing because somebody who would pick up a cigarette butt and smoke it and they have some sort of issue with you i mean that would hurt that would hurt me a lot she's like he didn't pick up any cigarette yeah like what is wrong with me all right daryl we'll play a song then come back and call her and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thanks. Yeah, man, hang on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning's second date update. You know, sometimes we'll make the joke from time to time in these second date updates that, oh, maybe the person's not calling you back because they're dead. Yeah. Well, today I think that could actually be true. What? Why would she be dead?

Because Daryl, who's on the phone for a second date update today, told us about the woman he went out with. Her name's Destiny. And during their first date, she actually picked up a cigarette butt off the ground, lit it, and smoked it. And I'm assuming she must have contracted something from that and has probably passed away, Daryl.

So this could be a very sad phone call, just getting you prepared for it. Okay, I hope not. Yeah, Daryl, I this could be a very sad phone call. Just getting you prepared for it. Okay, I hope not. Yeah, Daryl, I don't think you have anything to worry about. Anyone who's hard enough to do that casually and not think it's a thing, I think can live through anything. That's true.

You guys are making a big deal out of it. I don't really know how big of a deal it is, but I do, man. I hope she just picks up the phone. Okay, okay. Well, just to recap for everybody who might be tuning in right now, Daryl went out with Destiny. They met online.

They actually went and got their tires rotated because she said she needed to have it done. He had a coupon. So they dropped their cars off, and then they went to go get something to eat. He said they had a good conversation about what kind of music they like, their family, all that kind of stuff. And then after they went back to the tire shop,

that's when she smoked the cigarette butt. But he still said he didn't judge her for it, and she hasn't called him back in a few weeks. So I'm going to call her right now and see if we can get your answer, Daryl. Are you ready? I sure am, thanks. This is going to be the weirdest start of a love story if this works out. Once upon a time.

All right, here we go. I'm dialing the phone number. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Destiny, please? Speaking. Who's this? Destiny, what's up? This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning.

Jubal from Brooklyn. No, not from Brooklyn. I wish I was from Brooklyn, though. I like the place. But I'm not from Brooklyn. From Brook and Jubal in the morning. Jubal from Brooklyn. No, not from Brooklyn. I wish I was from Brooklyn, though. I like the place, but I'm not from Brooklyn. From Brooke and Jubal in the morning. It's a radio show. A radio show? Yes. I'm confused.

Why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. About me? Yeah. Email about me? What about me about me well we do a segment on our show it's called the second date update that's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they can actually email us and then we'll call that

person and see if we can figure out what went wrong and we got an email about you from a dude named daryl daryl yeah oh. Daryl emailed you about me. Yes. He said that he liked you a lot, but now you're not calling him back or anything. He sounded like a really nice guy when we talked to him. He told us about you guys getting your tires rotated. In the very beginning, I actually thought he was a really cool dude. I mean, we had a pretty decent date.

I mean, I got my tires rotated, which is always a plus. Yeah. However, it is always a plus. Yeah. However, it was around after lunch. He did something that was absolutely a deal breaker for me. It was just a no-go. Really? You enjoyed yourself all the way up until that point? Yep.

Literally, he did something that's just a deal breaker. Okay. So what's a deal breaker for you? He was biting his fingernails. And I cannot stand that. I mean, he was biting them, he was ripping

them off with his teeth. It was totally disgusting. Wait, that's it? No, that's major. Like, there's germs underneath nails, like the fingernails. Okay. You don't know where his hands have been. You're worried about germs. Destiny, everybody kind of has, like, habits that people might think are kind of gross,

like biting your fingernails or whatever. You do realize that could sound a little judgy. I mean, no, that's beyond gross, and it's not judgy. That's just disgusting. I mean, that's just a fact of life. There's germs in fingers. Go wash them. Don't have them in your mouth and stop biting your nails. Like that's, I mean, come on.

Okay. So it sounds like you don't think you have any sort of bad habits like that that somebody else could have. No. I don't have any bad habits. I'm completely normal. I mean, I don't do anything weird. Okay. That is really weird that you say that, Destiny.

Some people's weird is not weird to other people. Or maybe you're just not very self-aware. We all have weird things. Everyone. You can't think of one thing that you do that could also be considered disgusting by somebody else. Nope. Sorry. I'm pretty cool.

I mean, I don't do anything. I'm good. You don't bite your fingernails? Nothing like that. No. You brush your teeth. All right. I brush my teeth. I brush my teeth. I mean, I don't do anything. I'm good. You don't bite your fingernails? Nothing like that? No. You brush your teeth? All right. I brush my teeth.

They have to do all those things. I have a habit that a lot of people don't like, Destiny. What's that? Sometimes I'll do these phone calls, and the other person will be on the line listening, and then I forget to tell the other person right away. Oh, my God. Yeah, you're kind of picking up on what I'm putting down there. Come on.

Daryl is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yeah. Yes, I am. Daryl is actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yes, I am. Daryl, are you there? Really? We had a cool time. We chilled, got these tires rotated. We ate.

And you're like, oh, he bites his fingernails. Nah. Like, what? You got to be kidding me. That's exactly what I'm saying, honestly, I mean, you're a cool guy. Everything was good. But that's a no-go. There's so many germs that are on one hand, and you're just biting away at them.

And now you can see that completely gross. So there's so many germs, right right on a hand. But I saw you pick a half-smoked cigarette off of the ground and put that in your mouth and smoke it. I mean, and I was like, okay, well, hey, you know, it's first date, and she's really, really cool. If I stack these up, I can give her a pass on that. But you can't even give me a pass on biting my fingernails? You can't believe that picking up a cigarette off the ground is more disgusting and more germy than

him biting his fingernails? Yeah, I believe that. I think everybody believes that, right? Are we all on the same page here? It's not equal. I mean, I don't know about most people, but I do tend to wash my hands. And not only that, Destiny, he knows where his hands have been.

You don't know where that cigarette butt has been or what it's laying in, for God's sakes. Don't judge me for finding a cigarette and it's been barely used and lighting it up and just smoking it from time to time. That's not fair. It's not fair. But what's not fair is to be like, oh, I smoke street cigarettes. But some guy who bites his fingernails. Yeah, Destiny, can you see kind of a double standard on that? The hypocrisy in it. All right, let's be real with that, all right? So, yeah, I picked up a cigarette off the ground. But guess what?

The nicotine mixed with a little fire, it burns all the germs. There's no germs in the house. What science are you talking about, Destiny? I haven't heard that before. I have to stop you on that one. It's true. I mean, it's completely true. Look it up.

No. No. You have to think about the particular person that was smoking that cigarette. Who had that cigarette in their mouth i could have been some weirdo drug addict you know i could have been some prostitute and you know not everything's gonna get cooked up because of the nicotine and the and the fire you're an idiot what he's an idiot oh my god i'm not gonna keep's an idiot? Yeah, he's an idiot. Oh, my God. I'm not going to keep going back and forth with it. He's an idiot.

The germs are on the filter. The filter isn't on fire. It doesn't make sense. Oh, okay, Miss Smarty Pants. Did you go to college or something? No, I just smoked a lot of cigarettes in my life, and that is disgusting. It's definitely more gross than biting fingernails because you could have told me that. Yeah, and Destiny, Daryl didn't even judge you for that.

A lot of people would see somebody pick a cigarette butt off the ground and smoke it, and then that would be a deal breaker for them. But Daryl was like, okay, maybe I can get past it. Listen, you guys called me, okay? Obviously, he liked me. He looked past it. I can't look past that. It's a deal breaker, and I'm done.

Okay, well, then I should ask you this, Destiny. I should ask you this then. Would you like to go on a second date with Daryl? We He looked past it. I can't look past that. It's a deal breaker. And I'm done. Destiny, I should ask you this then. Would you like to go on a second date with Daryl? We'll pay for it. Are you serious? No. Oh my God, Daryl. You can't be sad about this one, right? To be honest, I mean, I'm a little bummed out because we really connected. And I was like,

you know, I'm never really the judgy person. I guess, who knew that I went out with the judgy person? Hey, Daryl, have fun sticking your fingers in your mouth. I hope you get E. coli poisoning or something. Oh my gosh! At least I'll know where my hands

have been. Are we done yet? Yeah, I think so. Thank you for your time, Destiny. Appreciate it. Oh, my God. Don't call me ever again, Daryl. Bye. All right.

Well, that was kind of a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah. That was, wow. That's not at all how I thought that was going to go. I don't think any of us thought it was going to go that way. Yeah. Well, hey, I mean, Jubal, maybe you guys have any listeners that, like, bite their fingernails.

Or, hey, you know, maybe they're adults and can just say, hey, I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that. But I like you as a person, so let's make this work. And maybe even some that own their own cigarettes. Who knows? Text them 78592 if you want to go out with Daryl. He does chew his fingers, though. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 that says, I'll go out with Daryl.

I don't bite my nails, and I don't smoke herpy cigarettes. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, this dude Daryl wanted to call a girl named Destiny. They actually went out and got their tires rotated because they met online. They were talking about how she needed her tires rotated. He had a coupon. They did that, and then they hung out for about an hour while that happened. And then before they left, she actually picked a cigarette up off the ground, a cigarette butt, and smoked it.

But that wasn't really an issue for him. He was like, kind of weird but cool. He was cool about it. We got her on the phone, though, and she didn't want to go out with him again because he bites his nails. And it's so crazy. And he was so forgiving. And she also said that

you can't get any sort of disease or anything else from smoking a cigarette butt that you found because the nicotine and the flame from the fire to light the cigarette kills any bacteria. That's on the outside of the filter. light the cigarette kills any bacteria. That's on the outside of the filter. That doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I will say I heard that a lot at a younger age when people would smoke,

but I think it's a myth. I don't think that's really true. Of course it is. I have a friend. We have a good friend who was homeless, and he would pick up used cigarette butts, and do you know what he would do? He would take the tobacco out of them and then re-roll a new cigarette with new paper oh wow like it's not that's not even a thing for him dude and he doesn't have a house to live in if it burned all the germs maybe that cancer

thing wouldn't happen maybe yeah i don't know i've only had one experience with somebody who picked up cigarette butts and then lit them and smoked them and that was the girl i lost my virginity to hey what's up michelle well hey shout out to. What if she was the one that was on the phone with us? Maybe. We didn't even know. It's a kismet. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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