Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Want my Spaghetti Noodle

Episode Date: August 17, 2018

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What will you do? LASIK at evergreen.com. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. The guy on the phone for a second date update today asked the girl that he wants to call out in one of the most creative ways I've ever heard of. And that's saying a lot because I've been pretty creative in my dating life.

Yeah, I bet. I remember one time I asked this girl out. I walked up to her and I said, Hey, would you like to go out sometime? I'll give you full tongue. That's not creative. She said no, and we didn't go out. But after looking back at all my years of dating,

that was the most creative thing I've ever done. And this guy outdid me by far, which is congratulations Lucas thanks a lot man thanks for having me on guys no problem I read your email and it was very creative how you asked this girl out first of all what's her name Gemma Gemma all right why don't you tell us a little bit about Gemma well she's really cute we've worked together we do a catering job and like I always wanted to ask her out. It took me forever to actually get the courage up to say anything to her. How long had you

been thinking about this? Man, it's been at least eight months. Oh, that's kind of cute. What did you like so much about her? She's one of those girls that's kind of cute, but she doesn't know how cute she is. So she's cute. Very cute. Oh my god, she's so cute.

She's the cutest. Got that part. What finally made you go, I'm going to ask her out, if you've been thinking about it for eight months? I mean, it's been eight months, I just basically looked myself in the mirror and I was like, you know what? If I don't do it now, I'm never going to do it.

Okay. So did you actually do something creative or did you do something like Jubal described? No, no. I think I did something pretty creative. Okay. So one night we were working together on this job and we had all the food set up and it's right before the event starts. And I said to her, will you please look over there because there's this one special order

that I don't want to screw up. Right? So she walks over there. My's this one special order that I don't want to screw up. Right? So she walks over there. My heart's something. She pulls up the lid of the dish and underneath I had written, will you go out with me in spaghetti? That's creative. You asked a girl out in spaghetti.

I've never heard of that before. Right? What was her reaction? Well, I didn't know because I went in the other room, and I started working these tables and stuff, and I'm thinking about it the whole time. And she doesn't say anything until the end of the night. We're cleaning up after everybody, and she comes up to me,

and she's like, did you write, will you go out with me and spaghetti? And I was nervous because I thought that she didn't like it. But she says, did you really mean that? And I said, yeah. So then we made plans to go out. Awesome. Okay. So it did work.

Yeah. The spaghetti ask out actually worked. All right. So there's a lesson that a lot of dudes can learn out there. If you're having trouble asking a girl out, use some spaghetti. Spaghetti ask out trick brought to us by Lucas. What did you guys do on your date when you actually went out? Well, the next night we're catering a job,

and she was actually talking to me a lot, getting a little bit flirty, giving me the eyes. Okay, so she's excited, obviously, about this date. Yeah, things were going great. And then after we're cleaning up, she said, you know, you want to do something? And I was like, of course.

You're like, yeah. Didn't you read my spaghetti letter? You idiot. I'm telling you guys, people underrate the spaghetti. Oh, I dig it, man. Did you guys hang out that night? Yeah, yeah. So we finished up the job. I take her out to my car.

I was like, well, why don't you come back to my place? I'll make you some food. We'll have some wine. Do that kind of thing. And she agreed. So we drive over to my place and I actually made her. Can you guess? Spaghetti.

Spaghetti, yeah. All right, now it's getting a little overkill. Knowing the joke should end. She really liked it, though. Okay. Oh, good. And it was good wine because it was from the catering company. They're not listening in.

So you mean you stole the wine? Is that what you're saying? I borrowed, stole, who's keeping track. Right. Okay, so you guys shared spaghetti and some stolen wine from your job. Romantic. Yeah, I guess you could say that.

You know that she knows that you stole it from the catering company, right? I mean, she works for the same company. It's not a mystery where the nice bottle of wine came from. Yeah, sure, she knew where it was from, but it's cool. We all do it. It's not a mystery where the nice bottle of wine came from. Yeah, sure. She knew where it was from, but it's cool. We all do it. It's one of the perks of the job.

Was it also leftover spaghetti that you were serving her from the catering? No, no. I made the spaghetti that night. Okay. Fresh spaghetti, old wine. Got it. So how did the date go, though, when you guys were actually having dinner and stuff? We actually didn't even get to dinner because things started heating up.

We started, you know, making out a little bit. Wow, right away. Yeah. But then, a little bit into things, she started getting a little weird. How so? Well, she just kind of pulled back and then started being a little bit distant.

And she said that she thought we were going too fast. And I was like, what? Maybe that's not weird. Maybe she just thought we were going too fast and i was like what oh maybe that's not weird maybe she just thought you were going too fast i don't i've never had a girl tell me to slow down before and then she just says to me you know what i don't know if it's best that i stay whoa wow okay and that hit me like a ton of bricks. Did you cry? No, I didn't cry. But you know, I was upset. I wanted to go over to the spaghetti and write no, please. I think that's the way you should have just communicated with her the whole time was via spaghetti noodle. So did she leave right after that then? Yeah, we work at the same place. We do all these same jobs together. And it's been incredibly weird. That's this weird vibe going together. And it's been incredibly weird.

That's this weird vibe going on. I don't know how to I don't know what to do. I feel I actually feel bad for you. Like eight months, you're building this night up in your head. It's finally going exactly how you imagined it to. And then everything is apparently falling apart. Thank you. Have you tried to talk to her about this? I've tried. I mean, you know, I try and talk to her at the job. She just walks into the next room. I'm texting her. I'm calling her.

And she never responds to anything. And you were respectful when she said she wanted to slow down. You said, yeah, that's fine. That's cool. We can do that. Yeah, and I was totally cool with that. I thought, you know, maybe we are taking things too fast. All right, well, we'll play a song.

Come back. Call her and get your second date update, okay? All right, thanks a lot, you guys. Yeah, man, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning's second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, Lucas is on the phone, and he wants to call a girl named Gemma today.

They actually started making out 20 minutes in to their first date. Yeah, get it. But now she's not calling him back and he doesn't know why. And he asked her out in one of the most creative ways I've ever heard. He asked her out

with a plate of pasta. They both work at a catering company and one night when they were working together he spelled out will you go out with me in spaghetti. And she eventually said yes.

But now, like I said, she's not answering any of his phone calls and she's kind of ignoring him at work. Lucas, what I think you need to do is go beyond words now at this point. What do you mean by that? Well, the pasta thing works so good for you, right? You got a date.

Yeah. I think you should do it again. But this time, don't spell anything out. Just get a hot dog and a date. Yeah. I think you should do it again. But this time, don't spell anything out. Just get a hot dog and a bun. And maybe a couple of meatballs. And place them all appropriately on a plate and show that to her. And she might be down to go out with you again after that. Oh, my gosh.

You know, I should have called you before the first night. Yeah, no kidding. I got all the tricks, man. I got all the tricks, man. I got all the tricks. Especially since she said that she thought that they were moving too fast. That's not too fast at all, Jubal. We'll call her right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back, okay? Okay.

Alright, here we go. Hello? May I speak to Gemma, please? This is she. Hey, Gemma, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Uh, okay. You work in catering, so I'm guessing you're not up early in the morning.

Well, how do you know that I work in catering? I kind of know a lot more than you think I know about you, Gemma. Why do you do it like that? Okay, that's super creepy. And who are those people that are in the background? That's Brooke. Why is that weird guy laughing? That's Jose, the laughing guy.

And then there's me. My name is Jubal, and this is Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Why are you guys calling me? She's like, aunt, that doesn't make it any better. I'm calling you because you went out on a date with a guy who listens to our show, and he emailed us and asked if we could get you on the phone. Wow. Okay.

The guy that wanted us to call you today, his name is Lucas. Oh, God. And I know you know who Lucas is because you guys work together. Yes. I'm trying to change jobs. What?

You're trying to change jobs to avoid Lucas? Yeah. What? That is really intense. Why? Because it's just a little too awkward for me. All right. Well, what is so awkward?

I mean, he told us a little bit about your date. He told us that you guys about your date he told us that you guys went out one night after work and went back to his place to eat and you drank a little bit he told us that you guys started making out at a certain point he's telling you that we made out why is he telling people about our date so explicitly he didn't he didn't give us any like crazy details he just said that you guys are making out at a certain point you stopped and said that you wanted to go and then you left and haven't talked to him since. I will say

he was completely respectful of you and he was so excited. I mean, it sounds like he's had a crush on you for months and months and was so looking forward to this night. Well, I was like so uncomfortable. I don't know. I just yes, he was obviously very

excited and very inexperienced. Excited and inexperienced? Wait, that's a different word. Was he a bad kisser? Or I'm kind of scared to ask you what you mean by he was so excited. It's actually just everything. Everything possible just seemed like he's never been with a woman before ever in his life. And I, the date started with me going at his door and he shook my hand when he saw me, he shook my, I've known this guy for eight months and he shook my hand.

Okay. Maybe he's being a little bit charming. Maybe he's trying to be sweet. I'll let it fly. And then we walked in and he had like already opened wine that he even, he was totally open about it. He was like, yeah, I got it from catering gig. I mean, so he essentially stole wine, but it was already open from being poured at the catering event. So he's cutting corners on your date. Yeah. I mean, this is a first date and he wanted to impress me and he impressed me.

I opened, aired out, out used wine but you still made out with him well because i thought okay well maybe he's being really sweet and true maybe he's really nervous but then he started to ask me permission to do everything and when i say everything i mean he he was like is it okay if I sit next to you? Yes. Is it okay if I touch your hand like this? Can I just put my hand on your hand? Weird.

Oh, that's weird. I mean, everything. So imagine, like, can I kiss you right now? Can I kiss you with tongue right now? Is that okay? Okay, that's so awkward. And I'm like, no, no, no, so awkward. I've heard people do the can I kiss you thing, and I know some girls have a split reaction to that. Some girls are Okay, that's so awkward. And I was like, no, no, no, so awkward. I've heard people do the can I kiss you thing, and I know some girls have a split

reaction to that. Some girls are like, just go for it. Some girls are like, I like it when they ask. Did he really ask you, can I kiss you with tongue? Yes. Oh my God. Wow. Can I use my tongue? Can I use my tongue? Was that the final question that made you stop saying yes?

The final question, made you stop saying yes? The final question which was the total I mean, it should have been, can I kiss you with tongue? But it was can I grab your boobs? Okay. Like quote unquote grab your boobs. Can I grab

your boobs? Not like, ooh, let me see them. Let me see them. But you know, nothing like cool dirty. It was like, can I grab your boobs? Grab your boobs. And then I just had to dip out. I mean, it was so terrible. I can understand how that would be awkward to ask everything. The most. I also, can I ask you something? Sure. I just need your permission. Is it okay if I let you know that he's on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you? Are you shitting me right now?

No, I'm not. Lucas? Gemma. Oh, my God. I didn't ask you permission to do every single little thing. I mean, you're going a little overboard here. Really? Yeah.

Listen, you don't want to dive in. You want to make sure that you're okay with things. No, Lucas. If you were to ask me one time, can I kiss you right now, that can be still sexy, but it's not sexy when you ask about everything. I mean, you were asking about sitting next to me, holding my hand, topics of conversation. I was trying to take it slow. I didn't want to, like, put you off

or make you feel uncomfortable or anything. Look, if there's anything that we get from this really inappropriate and awkward phone call right now on a radio show, it's that you should never, ever do that again. Well, how do I know if it's okay to touch your boob if I don't ask you? Oh, sweet. I can't even believe you're asking me that question.

No man has to ask that question. Guys, stop dogging on Lucas so much. He's trying to be respectful of you, Gemma. Well, he's not trying. I get that he's trying to be respectful, but at a certain point, he needs to pick up on the cue that it's just not working. Hey, if I remember correctly from that night, you were saying yes to a lot of things. Good point. I only said yes because I had already consumed nearly that entire bottle of the open aired out wine that you stole from the catering company and I was too lit. Oh, and that's a responsible way to behave on a first date.

I'm not saying that I was trying to be responsible. That's not my problem. I'm not the one calling into a radio show. You could have at least returned my calls. No, it would have been too awkward. I wasn't prepared to talk to you. Gemma, he liked you for eight months. You're telling me that entire time that you guys worked together, you didn't have any feelings towards him. Thank you. And you have a wonderful personality. You're sweet, but as soon as you were alone with me, it was like the worst date

I've ever been. Oh, man. That is harsh, man. He didn't do anything wrong. He was just awkward for God's sake. She's honest. But imagine like a woman's spark is lit by somebody being manly. At least that's how mine is. And as soon as somebody starts acting

like a 12-year-old, I can't do it. Can I do this? Well, you know what you like, I guess. I wish I never grabbed your boob on that date. I wish you had just asked it. I wish you had just grabbed it. Yeah, well, I think we have a little different memory of that night

because you were pretty turned on when I was doing it. Oh, maybe the wine kicked in. I think we definitely have a different memory. Well, Gemma, I would like to ask you a question. Oh, God. Gemma, is it okay if I ask you if you go out on a second date with Lucas because we will pay for it? You know what?

No, I got to say no. I'm so sorry. You know, Lucas, I wish you all of the best. I really, really do. I think you're very sweet. My recommendation for you is that you never do not ask questions like that again. Just go ahead and go for it. Find that self-confidence within yourself and move forward. You sound like a motivational speaker. It's awesome. Listen, there are plenty of girls who want me. All right? I don't need you. I don't need anything like that. So, you know, have a great one.

You're right, Lucas. There are plenty of girls out there who want you. Just ask them. I'm sure they're out there. Texting at 78592 says, I don't blame that dude. He was just trying to not be hashtag me too. Maybe went a little overboard. If you missed it, I'm talking about today's second date update is dude lucas wanted to call

a girl named jemma they went out on a date and everything was going fine they even made out like 20 minutes into it but we called jemma to find out why she wasn't giving lucas a call back and apparently during their date he kept asking permission to do everything can i sit next to you can i put my hand on your hand can Can I kiss you? Can I kiss you with tongue? Everything he was asking permission for. Which ruins the moment. Yeah, and he said he was just trying to be respectful. Yeah, I

like his style, dude. Consent's sexy, man. No, totally, but it's not for everything. Sometimes, you know, girls are like, hey, take charge, give me a kiss. Cool if I open the door for you? For both of us? Anyway, she said that she wasn't into it and it completely killed the mood. And no second date. They're not going out again.

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