Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: What Happened At Brunch

Episode Date: August 15, 2018

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What will you do? LASIK at Evergreen.com. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. Today's Second Date Update is kind of confusing because Louise is on the phone, and she emailed us to do a Second Date Update, but in her email she says that she wishes she would have never went on the date. What? So I don't know.

Louise, do you know how Second Date Updates work? Usually somebody goes on a date that they actually liked, and then they want to get another date. What? So I don't know. Louise, do you know how second date updates work? Usually somebody goes on a date that they actually liked and then they want to get another date. I know. Okay. Okay, so why do you wish you wouldn't have gone on your date? It was just like a bad snowball effect.

So my friends and I went out the night before this date and I think that started the whole problem. Okay. did you meet the guy when you guys were out no no okay so I met James on tinder and we set up like a Sunday brunch day like it was at the beginning of the week so it it like made really good sense right but my girlfriends and I went out Saturday night and they were like, oh, we're just going to get a few drinks and we're going to sit outside

and Russian mules turned into gin and tonics and next time next thing I see is like really late. So you were hungover then and that's why you didn't want to go on the date because you were hungover. I was totally hungover

on hard liquor. Yeah. I mean, hungover on hard liquor. Yeah. I mean, that's the worst, too. Whenever you say you're just going out for a few drinks, it never really works out. Yeah. So the next day, I really didn't want to because I felt horrible. Like, my stomach was not in the best. And I was like, okay, it's way too late to cancel this date.

I'm going to be, like, a horrible person. Like, I just decided to go out anyway. I was like, okay, it's way too late to cancel this date. I'm going to be like a horrible person. Like, I just decided to go out anyway. I was like, you know what, just pull it together, drink something, and go. Right. And this is like the one time you're hoping that your date is also a hug over. I was really hoping that. But when I met James for brunch, he's like, oh, nice, put together. Like, you know, I just like, hi.

And I'm just like, holy heck, like, this is going to be rough. You're just holding back puke the whole time. Oh, my God. And I can smell you, like, just even thinking about it. I can smell you. It was like the hair, the bags under the eyes. I had the whole hungover look put together. Did he know immediately or did you address it?

I didn't want to, honestly. Like, I was trying to fake and telemake it, to be honest. Like, I just didn't want to be like, oh, yeah, I totally didn't think this was going to really happen. So I felt bad. So we're sitting there and we just started getting into stupid arguments like we had a 20 minute argument like i feel really ashamed of it it was like the stupidest thing in the world wait so you guys were like legit arguing or like playful we're legit arguing no like people were staring at us wait that's not a good what were you arguing. No, like people were staring at us. Whoa. Wait. That's not a good sign.

What were you arguing about? About brunch. He was like trying to qualify what makes brunch brunch. Like what is the guidelines and the definitions and the structure for brunch? And you couldn't, like that sounds like a fun conversation. He was like, well, brunch is anything you eat on Sunday morning. And I was like, no, it's mostly about the food and he was like no it's about the time and i was like no it doesn't matter so it just like it just kept heading out of control for every little thing and i'm hung over

and like i'm not making sense so if you weren't if you weren't hungover, could you have had that conversation in a more playful manner or you were just hungover and angry? I think I was just hungover and angry. I was angry because I wasn't home in my pajamas, to be honest with you. It wasn't his fault. And it was just stupid.

It didn't need to happen. And I just felt so guilty if I would have canceled but she figured show up and yell at the guy for a little while that'll be better really bad did you guys recover at all from that I tried calling him and texting him and he's just not getting back to me like i'll be honest when we got out of there we were just like upset like even when the food came we were just eating angrily you know like when you have an upset stomach because you're hungover and you're like you know upset and you're still eating oh it's still worse so the whole date was awkward then it was awkward

it was just like i don't know like i feel. It was just like, I don't know. Like, I feel really bad about it. Like, he just didn't deserve that. So you liked him, though. You knew on a redo. Is that what you're saying? I do like him, and I want a redo. And I know he was immature, and I try to apologize.

And it's just frustrating. Did you tell him that you were hungover and in a bad mood? No, I really just didn't want to tell him that. Like, I'm kind of ashamed of that. So you just let him think that you're just a terrible person that likes to get mad at people over brunch? Yeah, a little bit. Smooth.

Okay. I tried apologizing. He just won't pick up my call. All right, well, we'll play a song and then come back, see if we can get him to pick up our call, and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thanks. All right, well, we'll play a song and then come back, see if we can get him to pick up our call and get your second date update, okay? Okay, thanks. All right, hang on.

Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for today's second date update, it's less of a second date update and more of a first date redo. Because Louise is on the phone and she wants to call a dude named James. They met up for brunch and she went out the night before, got super drunk with her friends, showed up to brunch, hung over and was kind of in a bad mood. And then they got into a heated argument over what qualifies as brunch. I know it sounds ridiculous, but she said that she was really rude about it and they

kind of ended the date after they ate. He hasn't been answering any of her phone calls. So she wants to call and apologize and see if there's a chance of getting another date with him when she's not all hungover and ready to just fight everybody. Oh my gosh, Louise. Would you give a guy a second chance if the tables returned? I mean, if he's honestly had like a good excuse. Yeah.

I mean, I didn't give it my best and i understood that so at least you kind of know yeah and you know drinking too much always a good excuse it usually gets you out of everything a lot of empathy in that one too yeah we're human we can we can make a bad choice once in a while you know we're not perfect we're not perfect. All right. Well, I wish you luck. Thanks. All right. Well, I'm going to dial this phone right now. Here we go.

Okay? Okay. You need a drink first or are you good? I'm good. All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to James?

Yeah, this is James. James, what's up, man? How are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. I'm sorry, who is this? Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay. Okay. Have you heard the show before? I don't think so. I'm sorry. This is a radio show? Yeah. What can I do for you? Well, you could listen once in a while. That'd be cool. But other than that, we actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. Wait, what? Yeah, we do a segment on our show. It's called The Second Date Update.

So we got an email from a girl named Louise. Oh. Yeah. I'm going to say you probably remember a girl named Louise. Oh. Yeah. I'm going to say you probably remember going out with Louise. I do remember going out with Louise. Yeah. And she told us about your date. She says that it wasn't the best representation of who she is.

And she wanted to not only apologize, but say she really liked going out with you and would love to get another opportunity. So she's doing it on a radio show? Yeah, I know. It just sounds like she doesn't make the best decisions, but we do a lot of these. And she said that you wouldn't answer her phone calls. Like, she had tried to text you and apologize, but she got desperate, basically. Yeah, I've been just trying to avoid that whole situation.

Yeah, I can understand that. She did tell us about your date. I would love to hear from your words, though. What did you think of Louise? I kind of felt bad for her. Oh, really? Why? You know, like maybe she needed more than I could give her. What do you mean?

Right now in my life. Yeah, what do you mean by that like i i don't know what her situation is which is why i'm trying to be careful with what i say because i don't want to misrepresent her what do you mean what her situation is okay so i show up to brunch and i like a brunch date because it's a lot less pressure and it's during the day you get to sort of see people when they're just being normal and so she shows up and she looks like she has not gone to sleep that uh you know she like basically didn't go to sleep all night yeah um she smelled very strongly of alcohol and uh she was pretty disheveled like and i don't think people need

to dress up for a brunch date but i can't really explain it but it was like the farthest away from being dressed up you could possibly be the farthest away like she barely put on clothes yeah i mean no she had clothes on but it looked like they had maybe she had them on for a couple of days your first impression was not a good one it's what it was not a good one so we we were having brunch and she's just in a bad mood it seems like she's arguing with me about stuff and kind of put me on the defense and so it was just kind of awkward and then the food came, she just scarfed it down in silence. Oh, man. So then we sort of just decided that was it and walked out, and we went our separate ways. And I saw her walk around the side of the restaurant and throw up in a trash can.

Oh. Oh, God. It's not a good look, usually. Yeah, that's the lasting impression. And, well, that's not it and then she got into the back seat of a car with no one else in it and and i think just like laid down in the back seat of a car so that's why i was like does she live in her car maybe that was her house yeah her house was just parked in the parking lot of the restaurant

yeah and so that's why i'm trying to be sensitive about it, because I don't know if she is homeless. You actually think she's homeless? I thought you were just, like, making an analogy or something. I mean, the evidence just kept piling up. I mean, I think she might actually be homeless. Yeah, pretty much what you described sounds like a homeless person. Right. You know, if she was arguing with an imaginary friend, then you could be sure she was homeless. But what you described does sound like a homeless person right you know if she was arguing with an imaginary friend then you could be sure she was homeless but what you described does sound

like a homeless person yeah just a bad attitude angry smelly dirty and then sleeping in her car yeah it's like i don't judge her we've all we've all got our our problems in our lives i just i feel like i can't help somebody through a situation like that before even knowing them, you know, romantically at all. So I feel like it's, it's like it was a little too much for me. And how do you explain that to someone? Like, do you say like, hey, I don't want to date you because you're homeless. Exactly.

And I should have said something, but I didn't because I just didn't really know what to say. I think it's good you didn't. Well, I don't know if she's got a home or not, but she does have a cell phone. And I know that because she's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh, God. Really? Yep. Louise, are you still there? Oh, my God. I'm sorry.

Like, I have had the worst time listening to this. It's amazing. Oh, my God, Louise. I'm so sorry. I had no idea you were on the other way. Are you serious? Did you honestly thought I was a homeless person? Listen, I'm really sorry. I did not mean to sort of out you like that. I didn't know if you have people who you know who don't know. No, like, I'm serious. I'm not like I swear I'm not homeless. I know people have a hard time admitting it.

I get that, but I am not judging you. No, like, no, no, listen to me. I am not homeless. Like, you're borderline rude now. I went out the night before with my girlfriend. I had a little bit too much to drink, and I was trying to pull it together. So I showed up. I was hungover. Yes, it was really bad, but, and, and okay. Yes. I threw up on the side of the restaurant because

I wasn't feeling good. And then I went, you know, I took a nap in the back of my car for a few hours. You just took a nap right there in the parking lot. That's a hangover. It was bad. Okay. Yeah. I'm not judging. I've been there before. Yeah.

James, do you believe her? Like, I can't believe that we've gotten to a point where she's trying to argue that she does, in fact, have a home. Well, you can understand sort of my concerns because you didn't tell me any of this. You know, you just sort of showed up. And the way you're eating your food, you were eating it like you hadn't eaten in a couple of weeks honestly i just wanted to stop arguing so i ate and didn't want to talk i ate a little too fast obviously you you know that you know i threw it up because i ate way too fast and i wouldn't judge a woman's eating style homeless or not just saying james for the future yeah it's just from my perspective you have to understand that i think anyone would

have seen what i saw based on how you showed up and and and the way you argued with me and the way you ate and the way you threw up and the way you slept in your car have you ever had like a bad day like it was just a bad, bad day. I get it now. It's just, it's been hard to unpack the whole thing, I guess. Look, I'm really sorry. I showed up the way that I did. It was not my best at all.

I just didn't want to cancel on you. It was totally last minute. You were going to be mad at me if I canceled on you. Yeah, that does make sense. I just wish, I wish you would have said something and we could have rescheduled. It was totally last minute. You were going to be mad at me if I canceled on you. Yeah, that does make sense. I just wish you would have said something and we could have rescheduled, you know? Looking back on it, I really wish that too. At least you guys are on the same page for one thing. How about this, James?

Would you like to go out with Louise on a second date? We will pay for it. What is that laugh? Oh my god. I mean, if you guys want to sponsor a date, I would love to. Well, I think Louise might need a sponsor in something. But we don't know for sure yet

until you go on another date with her. So, that's a yes, Louise. If you can clean it up for at least one day. I promise I won't go out the night before. Congratulations, Louise. You got your second date. Thanks.

I'm sorry that I showed up looking like a crazy person. No, not crazy. Homeless. Difference. I mean, a lot of times they're the same, but, you know, in this case, different. I don't want to be rude to any homeless people. They're not listening. It's fine.

A lot of people can identify with today's second dater. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning. If you missed today's second date update, Louise wanted to call this dude named James. She showed up to a brunch date, and she was completely hungover and not in a very good mood. Also looked pretty disheveled, I guess. They ended up arguing, actually, about what qualifies as brunch. What time is brunch, actually? It's a good debate.

And she apparently got actually really upset because she was in a bad mood because she was hungover. But she didn't know that James ended up seeing her throw up outside of the restaurant and then fall asleep in the back of her car. When we got James on the phone, he told us that he thought she was maybe homeless and in denial about it. She claims that she's not homeless. She just had a really bad night and wanted to take a nap in the back of her car after she puked outside the restaurant.

When you recap that date, it's amazing that they're going out again. Yeah. Like all of it. Like even if it wasn't, even if he didn't think she was homeless, like all of it. Sounds horrible.

He did give her a second chance based on the fact that he likes to be charitable, I think, really, and just help people out. It's a write off. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5s. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors.

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