Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Date Update UPDATE PODCAST: I Ran Over A Dude

Episode Date: November 29, 2018

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Hello, Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Who's this? Hey, this is Tiffany. Hey, Tiffany, where are you calling from? Hey, this is Tiffany. Hey, Tiffany. Where are you calling from? Kirkland. Tiffany from Kirkland. Hey, Tiffany. Do you have a change of pants around by any chance?

Actually, I do. I have my workout bag right next to me. Oh, okay. Perfect. Because you're definitely going to need them. Because guess what? You just won an Xbox One custom red console valued at $500. Congratulations. That was the sound of her peeing herself.

Yeah. Are your pants still dry or you got to change into those workout pants? I need to pull over and change my pants. Me too. As soon as I let you know what you won, my pants got all wet too. Yeah. Well, you know, you really feel for people. Yeah.

That's why you're so empathetic. Congratulations, Tiffany. Brooke, I've had a baby, so you know how that is, right? I'm still good. I'm really proud of myself for that one. I never urinate, even when I laugh. I hear a lot of women after they have a baby, the pee just starts falling out of them. I know, yeah. I've been really lucky

in that way. Tiffany, congratulations. And remember, the next shot to win happens at 8.20. Now it's time for your second date update update. And this one involves a couple who accidentally hit a pedestrian with their car during an evening night out. And we'll find out what's new with them. So we'll play the original audio of the second date update. And then after that, we'll find out what they've been up to now.

All right, now it's time for your second date update. Update. Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's second date update. The guy on the phone to do a second date update today had a very awkward moment on his first date that most people can relate to. Okay. You know how when your date starts off and you accidentally run over a pedestrian. Whoa, what?

Yeah, that is so awkward when that happens, isn't it? It's a little more than awkward. What's up, Joshua? How you doing? Hey, Brooke and Jubal. Is he calling us from jail? Because I'm pretty sure it's a felony or something. I'm not calling from prison, no. Oh, so you didn't get caught? No, I definitely got caught.

Oh. All right. Tell us a little bit about what happened because your email just said, I need a do-over because I ran over somebody. Oh, my God. And that's very confusing. It's like, all right, we'll do a second date update on that. What does that mean? So here's what happened.

I met Kara on eHarmony. Okay. She's great. And we decided we're going to go to a concert because we both really dig on music. And I pick her up at a coffee shop and we're talking and it's awesome and I'm just really into the conversation.

And then I accidentally ran over somebody. No, you don't just throw that in there so casually. Like I pick her up, the conversation's great. Oh. And then also we heard a little thump and then I realized Ah, did it again, ran over a person Speed bump

So people freaked out But it really, it was not my fault Okay, but clarify for me When you say ran over a person Do you mean like full speed ahead Like thump thump over a person No, I was at a stoplight. It had turned green.

I don't know if the guy was hurrying to get somewhere, but he darted in the road, and I figured that it was clear to go. I didn't see him, and Tara yells, you hit somebody, and I said, what? Wait, you had to be told that you hit a pedestrian. You didn't just know that? Well, I ran over his foot

Like it was his foot Okay, so he didn't like hit your windshield And you didn't notice No, he didn't crack the windshield But I was really paying attention to her Because I'm trying to be a better listener And so I said, what? And there were no cars behind me

So I stopped the car and I put it in reverse Ran over his other foot? No, I didn't. I just nicked his knee. I glanced off. So you almost ran over him a second time. That's an accurate statement, but in my defense, it was his fault. No, there's no defense.

You don't sound guilty about this at all. I have thought about this a lot, and I don't feel bad about it because this guy ran in front of the car, and I stayed. I filed the police report. I got into a little bit of an argument with another person that was on the road about what had happened, but I think that she did not see everything that happened. Wait, what was your date doing the entire time you were filling out a police report? Well, she left. Okay, so she took off. And what did she say to you about the whole situation?

Did she say anything before she left? Well, she stayed around and she was screaming a lot for a while. I can understand that. But again, I don't think that's me. I think that she had like a family thing that it was bringing stuff up. Another person. You're blaming past baggage for her wanting to leave?

I don't think it was about me. What was she screaming? I mean, there was a lot of the, oh, my God. There was a lot of, this shouldn't be happening. And is that the last you've heard from her? I mean, I was shouting her name out as I noticed that she was leaving, and then the police officer was really stern

with me paying attention to him. Yeah. They usually like you. She might have said something else okay but i didn't hear it so her walking away while you're filing a police report after accidentally running over some guy's foot is the last thing you've seen of her yes which you know could actually be good for you because she sounds like a key witness in all of this and I don't think that it was the other guy's fault. But it was his fault. Like, I have been to court about this.

No charges are being pressed. Yeah, because she wasn't there. Dude, you hit him twice, man. The second time was a glance, so I disagree with the term hitting twice. Look, it was an accident. It just happened to take place with a really cute girl on a first date, and I just need a do-over. And it will be a do-over where we take public transportation. Is that because your license has been revoked?

I still have my license. It's just provisional, so I cannot drive at night. Okay. So have you tried to call her since then, though? Or will this be your first attempt to reach out? You know, I texted her and I told her, hey, I know that was crazy. Sorry about the guy. You know, the guy's doing okay.

And nothing? No response? You know, it's funny, like, when you see the little dot, dot, dots with the text sometimes. Yeah. I think I saw that right afterwards, but then nothing. So she thought about responding to you and then stopped herself. Yeah, it seems like maybe she started to say yes, of course, and then she was just nervous. All right.

Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? I appreciate it. Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. The following is a true story about real-life events that have actually taken place in our judicial system. The names and dates have not been changed. They're the same.

They're the same names and dates because it's really not that big of a deal. But it sounds cooler if I talk like this. And Joshua is on the phone today for a second date update. If you just missed the first part, he ran over a dude on his first date and had to give a police report and has had to go to court over it and everything else.

He was found not guilty of any crime. He says that the guy jumped out in the crosswalk when he was not supposed to be in the crosswalk and then he ran over his foot. And then when his date screamed, oh my God, you hit somebody, he reversed and sort of ran over the guy a second time. And then his date, Kara,

who we're about to call right now to figure out why she's not calling him back, even though we already kind of know, left while he was giving the police report and he hasn't been able to talk to her since. Josh, I mean, do you have an idea of how to come back from this? Because I don't think it's the accident that's so much the problem. It's your nonchalant attitude about running over a pedestrian. Again, like the guy didn't tumble in front of the car and smash my windshield,

and I didn't go, what? He ran in front of me. I got his foot and then I kind of nicked his knee on the way back. It wasn't like you targeted this guy. I don't know. Like, hey, hold on one second. This guy needs to get run over and then put on some ACDC or something and went after him. It wasn't like I maliciously ran over the dude.

It was just an accident. All right. Well, I'm going to dial her phone number right now, okay? Okay, cool. Thank you. Thank you. Here we go. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Kara, please? This is Kara. Hey, Kara, how are you? This is Jubal from Brick and Jubal in the Morning. Great. This is Kara. Hey Kara, how are you? This is Jubal from brick and Jubal in the morning Great this is weird. I Can understand how you think that I'm actually on the phone with you right now because we're doing a segment called the second date update And basically we want to ask you some questions about a date that you went on recently with a guy named Joshua. Oh My god

Yeah, the thing is he really liked you and he asked us to call you and find out why you're not calling him back. What? Yeah. He wanted, okay, he wanted what? He wanted you to call me? Yes. He sent us an email and told us about your horrible first date. Uh, what did he tell you?

Exactly. He told us that he met you on eHarmony and you guys were on your way to a concert and he said on the way to the concert he was talking to you and wasn't paying attention and some dude ran out in the crosswalk and he ran over his foot then you screamed and then he put the car in reverse and kind of hit the guy again oh god um yeah that's pretty much what happened so is that the reason you're not calling him back, the whole accident? Because he said that you left while he was giving a police report.

I was pretty shaken up. I mean, I've never even seen anyone hit by a car, much less being in the car. I was in the car. I mean, it was so crazy. And then I had to tell him, you hit someone. And then we backed up and we hit him again. But the guy was all right, right? I mean, he did send me a text message later telling me that the guy was okay But I mean, I don't know like maybe he's just calling me to you know, ask me out on another day be like

Oh, yeah, the guy's fine. Sure. You want to go out again? I mean we hit someone Okay, but that was an accident. I understand if you feel like that's a bad omen for a first date Yeah but like an accident like what's gonna happen on date number two? What are we going to do? There's all sorts of options now, I think. You know, the crazy door has been opened. You guys can just run through it full speed together if you want. I'm cool not going through that door. Like, you know, I'm good.

Why wouldn't you text him back, though, after that and just say, hey, that was too much for me on a first date? Look, there were other reasons. That was not the only reason. I was just done with that date. There was more than hitting a pedestrian. Yeah. What's worse than that?

I mean, I'm not saying it's worse. Like, I'm not saying we, like, killed a family. That would be worse, for sure. But, I mean, I was on this date for, like, I don't know, what, 10 minutes prior to the incident,

we'll call it. I got in his car, and Joshua wears an ungodly amount of cologne. Oh. It was like being in the back of a cab in Istanbul. Yeah. Just horrible. Okay.

Instant migraine. And you know what? Depending on the cologne, that could be worse than running over a person. I mean, that person was okay. If I stayed in my car much longer, in that car much longer, I would not have been okay. So that's why you left.

You didn't actually leave because of the pedestrian. You just didn't want to ride home. I'll be honest. It was like, dude, my asthma was going to be like, hello. Like, there is no way. There is no way. And I'll be honest with you. Like, I don't understand how it is

that he could have sprayed that on himself in the morning and was like, yeah, I smell good. Like, no way. Excuse me. Can I talk now? What's going on? Kara, that's Joshua. He's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Kara, what is up?

Why are you saying this? You know that's not true. Joshua, look, I did not know you were on the phone. And I am really sorry that you had to hear it like that. But it is true. I'm sorry. I put on a little bit of cologne because I cared about the date. I wasn't swimming in it.

I'm sorry. Like, I feel bad kind of right now. Like, I'm glad you cared about the date. But it's not that there's something wrong with, in general, putting cologne on. But don't you remember I rolled down the window? Like, it was really cold outside. And I rolled down the window, and I was like, hey, look at the fresh air. It's really, this is crazy.

You didn't see anything weird about that? That was part of the distraction that, all right, look. If you wouldn't have rolled down that window, he wouldn't have had to hit somebody. I will have you know that I get a lot of compliments on my cologne, and the majority of them are not from family members. Well, that's fine. Then they can go out with you and be in a small enclosed space and have asthma. But not me.

I felt like I was going to die, okay? Not unlike the person you ran over, and I didn't have my extra inhaler well the person that i accidentally ran over his foot was nowhere close to death which i would say is you know maybe similar to how your cologne okay look all right you're in such a predicament right now, Joshua. It's not about the cologne. I cannot wear cologne. I can change that, all right? I just think that I got a good vibe from you before all this stuff happened, and I'm sorry. Which part are you sorry for, the cologne or the almost dead dude?

I mean, he's not almost dead. Come on. This was found out in the court of law. He was fine. Honestly, I'm just trying to give you feedback about your cologne like it just doesn't smell good and the amount didn't smell good and i'm not trying to be mean it's just it is what it is besides i didn't know you were on the phone they tricked me so wait were you were you attracted to him before you smelled him no i'm serious because the smell is automatic turn off but there could have been something pre

smell when i saw his pictures online and we communicated online it was really cool and when No, I'm serious because the smell is automatic turn off, but there could have been something pre-smell. When I saw his pictures online and we communicated online, it was really cool. And when I saw him from far away, it was great. When I walked up close, not so great. And I don't mean like he was ugly. I mean like it was the smell. But from far away, it was good. I mean, it's just like once you got closer.

Can you please stop talking about how bad I smelled? Well, Josh, do you want to go back to talking about the guy that you hit? We have two options here. No, that's a good point. I feel like there's a door number three that we're not even talking about here, which is we were having a pretty good time before I hit someone. That's a really weird thing to say. I know I'm just acknowledging the elephant in the room that we've been talking about this whole time,

but when it comes to the cologne, I don't need't need to wear any clone i could just wear deodorant i could not wear deodorant i cannot have any of that i don't care if you're going out with me or not you should be wearing deodorant and none of that like natural stuff like actual deodorant so actual deodorant well all right how about this use crystals i have never okay let's not get into deodorant brands right now i just want to ask kara Kara a question. Will you go out with Joshua one more time? You can take public transportation. He won't wear cologne. And we will pay for the date.

Will you go out with him one more time? Kara, come on. Please, just give me a second shot at this. I feel like I'm on Let's Make a Deal. We met on eHarmony. I mean, we are a great match for each other. We could end up with each other. That's right.

That's the place that claims to find the perfect people. I've seen the commercials. eHarmony never said he would hit someone in a car either. I mean, that would make for a weird ad campaign. Yeah, that's true. See, he's funny. So will you give him one more shot if he doesn't wear cologne? And you guys can talk about the whole car accident thing later, but will you give him another chance?

Okay, the thing is, it's like no cologne. Not like pick another brand. Like no cologne. Joshua? I don't trust your ability to like bathe yourself in it. If you go out with me, I promise I will not wear any cologne. I just feel like we had a good vibe before things happened. Will you do it, Kara?

Okay. But literally, if I show up and I smell anything on you, like any cologne, I'm leaving. And if your bumper is damaged or I see, like, blood or hair on the front of your car, I'm done. I have already cleaned the car. You can't see anything on it. Well, that's really good to know. Yeah, isn't that wonderful? Congratulations, Joshua.

You got a second date. Kara, I'm excited to see you again, and I promise you won't regret it. Unless he runs over another person. Oh, wow. Broken Jubal in the morning. That was one of the most popular second date updates that we've had this year. And we do have an update. Kara and Joshua are both on the phone.

At the end of that, you guys said you were going to go out again. Did you guys actually go out? Yeah, we did. You did? Okay. And how'd that go? I mean, it went okay. We went on a few dates, actually.

So we had like a second, third, and fourth. Wait, so does that mean he actually showed up to the date not bathed in cologne? He did. I think it was a good level. Yeah. It was an acceptable level. Okay. I was not overheating.

Bad news is his normal body odor was terrible, too. And he was like, I can't take it. No, no, no. It was good. Okay. We went out a few times but it just just didn't go anywhere like it just you know it's fine but well that's kind of a lame update sorry i'm kind of disappointed so the update is you guys aren't dating yeah it's fine

but we just didn't really click so no hard feelings but we tried and just wasn't there so there is something else to update on and that that's kind of, that's sort of more the update. Oh my God, this is kind of boring. Are you in jail for hitting the pedestrian finally? No, that would have been a horrible update. No, this is a good update. The court of law absolved me of all responsibilities, so I'm good on that front. Good to know. So a couple weeks after Josh and I stopped dating, I, of course, tried to, you know, date again.

And I got matched up with someone, and I started dating. His name is Brian. And unbeknownst to me, but something we quickly learned, was that Brian and Joshua are friends. Oh. So you're dating his friend? By accident. Yeah. Well, I mean, we went out on a few dates,

and we didn't know that, obviously, that Joshua and Brent were friends until we went to a party, and Josh was there. That's nice and awkward. Josh, I want to hear from you. What was your reaction? I mean, it was okay. You know, like, I think there was a little bit of awkwardness initially, but, you know, everybody's pretty cool, and none of it was okay. You know, like, I think there was a little bit of awkwardness initially, but, you know, everybody's pretty cool and none of it was intentional. So I'd like to think that I'm a pretty easygoing guy.

This proves that I'm a pretty good guy. And you're an awesome third wheel. I mean, it was. I mean, honestly, like, you know, you're in this party and you're like, you've got to be kidding me. It's okay. I know that you needed to push down your feelings for me when you saw me totally no that was not exactly it but if you want to believe that it's okay with me i feel like kara i feel like you owe josh one and you need to set him up with one of your friends i

mean i would do that but josh you and and I have had some little discussion about this. Okay, we have a different opinion on this subject matter. I know what you're going to say. Yes, you have gone back to an unacceptable amount of cologne. You need to knock it back, and then I'll consider setting you up with more. He's still wearing too much cologne? Yeah. As soon as we stopped dating, he went back to a rather unacceptable amount of cologne.

Josh, you stink again. I just wish that all of us could be in a room together for you to smell how pleasantly odiferous I am. No, Josh, no. Just one person's opinion here. I'm telling you it's why he's single. I'm telling you it is why he is single. That was going to be my question.

Kerry, you're dating his friend now, and Josh, are you dating anybody? I'm dating myself. Yeah. Sounds like maybe for a while, too. Broken Jubal in the morning. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right.

I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress

on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Jon Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight

straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition Podcast. Dive into Jon's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers.

I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast, and now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Minnie Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers.