Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Update PODCAST: A Second Chance at Pants

Episode Date: August 24, 2018

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Time for your second date update. It's Brooke and Jubal in the morning, and we've all had one crush that never quite worked out. Maybe it's because the timing was off, or you simply never had the nerve to corner them in a back alley and demand that they grab a drink with you. Wow. But what would you do if the universe gave you a second shot? That was what happened to one of our listeners, and will it be a great love story or a complete disaster? You'll find out right now in your second date update.

Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. You know, dating is a lot like shopping at the grocery store for a grapefruit. What? What the? You can either sift through all the grapefruits to try to find that perfect one, you know, or you can take the easy way and just grab one of the ones on the outside that's been kicked around a little bit. It's a little damaged.

It's a lot easier just to go for one of those grapefruits. You know, sure, it might have some bugs and some bruises. A little squishy. But it's still a grapefruit. And that's what Huxley did today. Huxley's a man after my own heart and decided to go after the damaged grapefruit. Still working on this analogy. Hey, Huxley, what's the grapefruit's name?

The grapefruit's name, she's an actual woman. Her name's Alicia. Alicia, all right. Tell us a little bit about Alicia. So Alicia and I go, like, way, way back. We were good friends in college, and I was always, like, that guy that had a crush on her. Okay, wait.

So you're the damaged grapefruit or she's the damaged grapefruit? Well, I guess in this scenario, we're both damaged grapefruit. A couple of damaged grapefruits trying to go out and have a good time. Aww. Yeah. I always had a crush on Alicia. She's always been like the most attractive girl. So she, of course, always had a boyfriend.

And every single time that something would happen with her and her boyfriend i was always the guy that was there for oh well you're trying to position yourself right well no i i did have a crush on her but i swear brooke there was no like agenda i'm a i'm a really good grapefruit I'm one of the ones on the inside. So anyway, tattoo, present day. I see over Facebook that she got a divorce recently, and I saw maybe like a potential opening. You saw that she'd been divorced, and you're like, just damaged enough now that I could probably date her.

Yeah, well, to be honest, I thought about some of the good times we had in college and figured why not reach out. I did see a little bit of an opening that maybe something could develop. She's single, I'm single. There's really no reason why not. And you guys had kind of dropped off in terms of your friendship post-college. Yeah, she got married pretty early on,

and then I left and moved a couple couple hundred miles away I mean keeping in touch today is like so easy but back then it wasn't like that easy I guess so yeah we kind of fell out of touch with each other and I decided yeah like I said to reach out and then to my surprise reached back out to me after I messaged her over Facebook did you proposition this as a date um no well I just kind of like shared my condolences you know on her divorce that's never easy and we over Facebook. Hey. Did you proposition this as a date? No. Well, I just kind of shared my condolences on her divorce. That's never easy. And we started to chit-chat back and forth. And eventually, I did ask her to like, you know, maybe we should meet up for drinks.

She thought that was a good idea. Okay. But do you know, did she consider it a date when you guys went out? I didn't cross that boundary because I didn't know how fresh the divorce was. And I didn't know she would the divorce was and I didn't know she would be kind of turned off if I asked her on a formal date. You should have just sent her a message on Facebook that simply said breakup sex with a question.

Yeah, I don't know if that would have worked. Keep that in mind for next time, all right? So did you guys actually get together? We did, yeah. We met at a bar and when i saw her walk through the door it was like a total flashback to college and like a lot of feelings were immediately felt by me she did not age at all i was like smitten i guess i don't know i was like taking it back it was pretty it was cool like it was a cool moment so how did drinks go it was good we had a

couple drinks we caught up and then she kind of opened up to me about her marriage and because I knew the guy and and actually like her vulnerability allowed me to open up about my divorce that I had too so how did everything end with you guys well I mean we were you know had another drink and we decided to call it a night and on my way out the door i still was venting a little bit about my breakup which was nothing like hers my marriage only lasted like a year and that ended like seven years ago which it's not even on my radar i don't even know why i said this next thing but while we were walking out the door i admitted that the last six months of my marriage we didn't even like have sex at all okay right when i said it it was like word vomit you feel like that was too much information for her yeah she played it real cool and she was real

nice about everything but it's like one of those moments where you like too much and now like you can't take those words back and i i felt like maybe that's the reason why she hasn't called or texted me back because it was a good date other than that okay but did she know it was a date yeah it doesn't sound it doesn't sound like it yeah well for me it was a date it was nice and you know i i did ask like, I said while we were leaving that we should hang out again. That's like a formal date invitation, you know? You said, quote, as a formal date invitation. No, I'm not.

I'm a grapefruit, not a robot. I said, like, we should hang out again. This was fun. Again, that doesn't sound like a date. Well, like, the way I said it, though, was, like, there was, like, a vibe. I was sending some signals out that it was, like, more than just friends. Okay. And what did she say to that?

She said, yeah, and she was, like, enthused, and it was cool, and that was the last I heard of Alicia, you know? Like, I reached out to her again on Facebook to try to put some dates on the calendar so we could go out. And then I haven't heard from her. And on Facebook, you can see when they've seen your message. And I know she's seen the messages, which is. Have you sent her a message in all caps saying, I know you're seeing these answer.

I'm teaching you a lot of good tools here, Huxley. I like that advice. Yeah, you're laying down some good stuff. I am writing it down. We'll play a song, come back, call her, and get your second date update, okay? Awesome, thank you so much. Yeah, man, hang on.

Moving 92.5 Brooke and Jubal in the Morning Second Date Update. Hey, Huxley, I think this second date update is going to work out for you. Uh, really? Yeah, I do. Well, you know, because the girl that you want to call, she just went through a divorce, you went through a divorce. I think once you guys talk it out, you. Oh. Oh, really? Yeah, I do. Well, you know, because the girl that you want to call, she just went through a divorce. You went through a divorce.

I think once you guys talk it out, you both will realize you don't have many options. And at the end of the second date, she will agree to go out with you again because, hey, why not? No. That's what I'm thinking. Because she's just finally giving up. That's really nice of you. I like that, Drew.

Well, thank you. Yeah. You're putting me on. It's nice. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Huxley is on the phone. He wants to call a girl named Alicia. They actually have known each other since college. They kind of fell off a little bit after college.

But he always had a crush on her. She always had a boyfriend. Then she got married. He recently saw on Facebook that she was divorced. And they started chatting. And he said, hey, we should go out and talk and hang out. They did. But now she's not responding to him.

And maybe, have you thought about this, Huxley? Maybe your date was so bad that she went back into the arms of her ex. Oh, no! Second date update is doing wonders for my confidence. Yeah, sounds like it. No problem, man. All right, I'll dial her phone number right now. Here we go.

Hello? Hi, is this Alicia? Yeah, this is Alicia. Hi, Alicia. This is Jubal, and I host a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What? My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show called Brook and Jubal in the Morning. What? My name is Jubal, and I host a radio show called Brooke and Jubal in the Morning.

Have you ever heard of it? I don't think so. Wonderful. It means we're doing our job. Yeah. I actually wanted to call you today to ask you about a guy that you recently went on a date with. What? We do a segment on our radio show called The Second Date Update. about a guy that you recently went on a date with? What? Mm-hmm.

We do a segment on our radio show called The Second Date Update. That's basically where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them back, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why. Oh. Okay. That's fun, I guess.

It is kind of fun. I like it. And the guy that emailed us about you, his name is Huxley. Huxley? Huxley, yeah. Do you know a lot of Huxleys? I feel like that's not a very common name. No, I only know one Huxley. And have you gone out with Huxley lately? Yes, I did hang out with him recently. Okay, good.

We've got the right person on the phone then. Well, Huxley is wondering why you won't answer any of his Facebook messages or phone calls or anything after you guys hung out.

Um, I mean, I don't know. You don't know what? I don't know why I haven't called him back. What? Come on. You have to know why you haven't called him back. There's got to be a reason.

I don't know if I should talk about it. Why not? He's the one that's asking. I mean, this is a radio station. Yeah, but he contacted us to get a hold of you because you won't tell him, and so he's confused. Is there anything that you can tell us? I mean, we used to be really good friends in college.

Come on, you've got to give this man something. He has been crushing on you hard for a really long time. He has? Yeah. He says he's had a crush on you since college, and you always had a boyfriend, so he could never ask you out. And then he saw that you were recently single,

so he decided to take the chance, and you guys actually went out. And now he wants to see you again, but apparently you're not calling him back. Um, I mean, that's really flattering, but I don't think I'm going to go out with him again. Oh, but you should have heard the way he described you and your beautiful smile and how lovely you are and what a good person you are. Super cute.

I know. I mean, he is a really nice guy. I mean, Huxley is great. Okay, so if you like him so much and he's a really great guy, why not give him the respect of at least letting him know why you don't want to go out with him again? Okay, fine. I just don't want to go out with him again. Okay, fine. I just don't want to date a guy who's been divorced. Wait. What?

You don't want to date a guy who's been divorced? No, it's a huge turnoff to me. Well, Huxley told us that you were recently divorced. Is that not true? That is true. I just don't want to date a guy who's divorced. Is it because you're just not ready to date yet? No, I just, I don't want to date a guy with all of that baggage from being divorced.

It's a lot to deal with. You can see how that sounds a little strange though, right? Like you're divorced and you're saying you don't want to date a guy who's divorced? Yeah, I mean, it's just different. It's very different. All right, so even though you've been divorced, you just will not date a dude who's been divorced. Yeah, that's right.

You understand how hypocritical that sounds, right? I mean, divorced guys are just always bitter, and they're always talking about how women are going to take their money just like their ex-wife did. That is a huge, huge stereotype that I don't think holds true. Those are the guys that I've met. I know a lot of divorce dudes, and I've never heard one of them say that, actually. Well, you're not dating them, are you? No, unfortunately, because a few of them are loaded, and I would love to take their money.

Hey, Alicia, it's very interesting reasoning. Thank you for being honest with us and giving us an answer. Yeah, I just prefer a single guy who is completely unattached. That's my thing. Okay. And my thing is surprising people by letting them know that somebody's on the other line when they're listening. And Huxley is actually on the phone and heard this whole conversation and wants to talk to you. No, he's not. Yeah. Yeah, I'm here.

Okay. I don't understand your reasoning at all. It makes no sense. It's just my thing. I don't want to date a divorced guy. But you're divorced. Yeah, but you're a divorced guy and I'm a divorced

woman and it's very, very different. What? I don't think it's very, very different at all. The difference is I divorced my husband but you lost your wife. So that's a very different dynamic.

Ouch! What? Oh my God. Yeah, I won my divorce. You lost yours. So you have more baggage because you didn't win your divorce. Are you kidding me? It's not a board game.

So are you saying, Alicia, that because you're the one that divorced your husband, you have less baggage than Huxley? Yeah, when we were at the bar, he told me that his wife broke up with him. I mean, I left my ex, so there's a big difference there. Oh, my God. I did not know that.

I didn't either. So my ex and I split like seven years ago. It was like an amicable split. She left, but it was completely amicable. Both sides agreed that it was over. So it sounds like you're changing your story now because that's not what you told me at the bar. What are you talking?

I mean, I said she left me, which implied she left the relationship. I mean, I would have thought differently if you had left her, but it sounds like you are not the one in the driver's seat in this relationship. What? Are you just being mean and petty because you're really hurt by your own stuff you're going through?

No, I'm not being mean and petty. I'm telling this guy what I want out of a relationship. How is that being mean and petty? So you'd look me better if I divorced my wife? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh my god. That is so weird. Actually, I would prefer that you weren't divorced

at all, but since you were divorced, it is better if you left her than the other way around. Wow. I mean, look at it this way. When some people get a dog, some people get a new puppy and some people like to adopt a rescue. I want a

new puppy. Oh my god. That's awesome. Hey, Alicia, would you like to go out on a second date with Huxley? I probably know the answer, but we will pay for a date if you go out with him again. You know, I think I made

my point pretty clear, but I still would like to be friends with him. What? A little rescue? Alicia, how can I possibly just be friends with you after all of the stuff you just said about me? You're damaged. I just don't want that in a relationship, but I'm fine working with you through it as a friend. I can't do it in a relationship.

I'm not damaged. You're damaged. You're damaged. I'm not damaged. You're damaged. You're damaged. Like, hear yourself. You are damaged. You are the damaged one. But I'm not as damaged as you because I left my husband. All right.

I'll let you guys argue this out later about who's the more damaged in this situation. Alicia, thank you for your time. Huxley, I'm sorry you didn't get a second date out of this whole thing. Yeah, thanks. But you know what I will do for you, Huxley? What's that? I'll ask our listeners.

Text in at 78592. We have a beautiful rescue on the phone. His name is Huxley. If you'd like to adopt him, text us, 78592. Broken Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592. It says, according to the crazy slash hot matrix, Alicia must be a 10. She must be super hot because she's also super crazy.

Talking about today's second date update, if you missed it, this dude Huxley wanted to call a girl named Alicia. They actually met in college, and he always had a huge crush on her. But after they graduated, they lost touch, and she got married, and he got married. But he recently found out that she was divorced and so was he. So they started chatting again and decided to hang out. When we called her, she told us that she didn't want to date him again because she didn't want to date a dude that's been divorced. Even though she was just divorced. Yes.

But she's like, no, no, I divorced my husband. You got left. So it's way different. She said he had baggage and she didn't want to take in a rescue. Yeah. She really, I think, is the only damaged one in that situation. Pretty hypocritical. But either way, they're not going out on a second date.

I think that's probably good for him. Yeah, I think he dodged a bullet, too. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Moving 92.5. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices

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