Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - 2nd Update PODCAST: Ticket Tantrum

Episode Date: July 13, 2018

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In my opinion, it's always a good date when the possibility of handcuffs getting whipped out comes into play. On a first date? Wow. Not everybody feels that way. Like Frank, who's on the phone for a second date update right now. What's up, Frank? Hey, guys. What's up?

Not much. So you almost got the handcuffs put on you, huh? Yeah, bro. On a first date. That's what I like to hear. He's like Freaky Frank already, right? Yeah. Sounds like a lot of fun, Frank, in your email about your date, but I guess it wasn't?

Yeah, it wasn't what I would love to exactly have, but that's how it goes. You sound awkward just even saying that. Yeah. It just wasn't one of my proudest moments, really. Before we get into that, tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. What's her name? Her name is Jenna. Jenna. Jenna.

And how did you meet Jenna? We met through some mutual friends just like at a party and we were both hanging out and there seemed to be a little bit of a clicking, you know what I mean? Okay. Okay. So did you know immediately that you wanted to ask her out? Oh, definitely. Like she was hilarious, you know?

Oh, awesome. I love that she was just like, had a great sense of humor and she had an awesome smile and she had this really cute mole like it was like between her left eye and her nose and it's gonna sound a little like normally i'm not really the most at all they kind of weird me out but he was like rocking it you know i mean there's something about it something sexy about a girl who's not scared to rock her mole i agree with you on that one it was like a sexy mole obviously worked because you guys went out on a date right tell us about the date well like i love indie films so i asked her to see an indie film that my friend actually worked on he was like a cinematographer on it

and he was just like super talented and i just wanted to go support so how was the movie it was i mean i thought it was good i mean at one point i was kind of nervous too because i had french onion soup at lunch and i was like i didn't have a chance to like brush my teeth so i was worried you know i don't know if i had like bad breath or something yeah she leaned in at some point so i felt felt like, okay, this is going great, you know? Like she leaned in to kiss you during the film? Just like to like be closer, I think, you know? Just kind of like lean up against me and whatever. It was just like, I think she was just trying to get closer.

Okay. Okay. And you didn't try to kiss her at that point? I mean, I didn't kiss her, but I definitely, I was like thinking, all right, this is like, we're going to get a kiss at the end of the night. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good romantic move there. Did you get a kiss at the end of things?

Uh, no. I mean, here's what happened after that. So the movie got out and then, you know, we're driving and I ended up getting pulled over and, uh, I guess my taillight was out or something like that's what the cops said. And I was just like talking my way out of it just because, like, I already have two tickets. And I just, you know, I don't want to jack up my insurance. You know? Right.

So I thought I was a pretty smooth talker. And it seemed to be okay. And it just felt different after for some reason. After you got pulled over? Yeah, like, where I got back in the car. And I was like, that was weird. And, you know, she kind of didn't really, like, wasn't laughing like I thought she would have or something. Wait, they had you out of the car?

Yeah, that's my question, too. That's extreme. Yeah, I got out of the car to talk to the cop because I just didn't want her to hear, you know, anything was going on. I thought it was a lot worse, like, the cops said, get out of the car, you know, like that kind of thing. Gun draft. No, no, it wasn't that. Like the cops said, get out of the car, you know, like that kind of thing. No, no, it wasn't that. It wasn't that like dramatic. Wait a minute.

Why didn't you want her to hear? I don't know. You know, when I'm on like a first date with someone, I don't want exactly for them to hear that. It's like, oh, this isn't my first ticket. You know what I mean? It's like I don't want her to think I'm like some irresponsible guy getting tickets all the time. And so what happened when you guys actually got back to her house and you said goodnight? So I drove her back to her place and, you know, I'm thinking I'm still going to get like a kiss, you know, by the end of the night. And I took her to her door and she's just like, uh, no, sorry, just not feeling it.

And I'm like, oh, okay. Oh, wait, so you went in for a kiss and she denied you? Yeah, she's just like, sorry. It was just weird. It just was kind of like cut off. All right. And I asked her, I was like, can I call you? And she's like, she was just like really vague.

You know, she's like, okay. But it didn't feel like she was super interested. Not absolutely call me, just okay, sure, I guess. Yeah, she was like, yeah, exactly. Not absolutely call me, just, okay, sure, I guess. Yeah, she was like, yeah, exactly. She was like, all right, yeah, whatever. I wonder what could have happened from the time you went to talk to the cop to getting back into the car that would have made her seem so cold. Like, I don't know.

I have this, like, weird theory that maybe she dated that cop or something. What? I don't know. I was just thinking, like. You've just been sitting on this making up stories since you went on your date of things that could have possibly been wrong, right?

I don't know because I can't figure it out. It was like, why would you suddenly just not want to talk or not even like accept my kiss? That is reading deep, sir.

Well, I don't know. I thought like, I was thinking that. I was thinking like, is it my breath? Like, was it the French onion soup? All kinds of things. The breath was the stuff

with the police officer. Have you tried to call her since the date? I mean, have you tried to reach out to her? Yeah, and just nothing. Nothing at all? Hasn't, yeah. All right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update, all right?

All right, cool. Okay, hang on, man. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. I'm actually really surprised that the guy on the phone to do a second date update today isn't getting a call back because he's a bad boy. Oh.

That's right. If you missed the first part of today's second date update, Frank is on the phone and he wants to call a girl named Jenna. And on their first date, he got pulled over, got into a physical altercation with a cop, and then took them on a high-speed chase down the freeway, which eventually ended in the car rolling over six times before he was taken into custody. His story has gotten a lot better in the last couple minutes since the last time we talked to him.

Actually, he got pulled over after they went to the movies and then talked his way out of a ticket. And then after he talked his way out of the ticket, when he got back in the car, she was very awkward and was hardly talking to him. At the end of the night when he dropped her off, he went in for a kiss. She said no. And then he asked if he could call her again. She said, okay. And then he called her again and hasn't heard a thing.

Frank. Hey, guys. It would have sounded cooler if you would have done all those things that I said you did, by the way. Yeah, I guess. But, you know, by the way. Yeah, I guess. But, you know, I did something. At least I did something. We live to date again.

The next date you go on, high-speed chase. Get some every time. Watch the car. Oh, my gosh. All right, buddy. I'll do that. Yeah, that's good. You guys give out such good advice.

Really do. I mean. All right, man. I'm going to dial her phone number right now, okay? Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, I was looking for Jenna.

Hi, this is Jenna. Hey, Jenna. What's going on? Not much. May I ask who's calling? Sure. Are you going to answer her? I don't know. I mean, you can ask.

Oh, you're waiting. Would you like to know who it is? Who's calling me? What's going on? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning, the radio show. Are you serious? Yeah. How are you? I'm fine. Why are you calling me?

I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. His name is Frank. What? Yeah, his name is Frank and you guys recently went to a movie together. Yeah. Yeah, and Frank told us that after your date, he's been trying to get a hold of you because he would like to see you again, and you haven't been responding to any of his phone calls or text messages or anything. Oh, my gosh. So Frank asked us if we could call you and find out why you don't want to see him again.

There's no way that this is real. No, this is 100% real. It's a segment we do on our show called The Second Date Update. Frank wants to know why you're not answering the phone. Oh my gosh. So are you laughing at the fact that a radio station is calling you or just the thought of Frank? Just that he isn't taking me not calling him back and he's having you guys call me. That's very funny. Well, I think he knows that you've blown him off. Now he just wants to know why, so he figured we could maybe find that out. Do you mind telling us a little bit about your date?

Well, you know, I mean, my date wasn't great, but I don't want to, like, talk behind his back, especially on the radio. Yeah, but it's really not behind his back if you think about it. He's the one that asked us to make this phone call. It's not like we're doing it especially on the radio. Yeah, but it's really not behind his back if you think about it. He's the one that asked us to make this phone call. It's not like we're doing it out of the blue. Yeah. Well, maybe don't tell him this exact version, but I just can't go out with a guy that I don't respect.

Whoa, that got more serious than I expected it to. I thought you were going to say he's got a weird haircut or something. Why don't you respect him? I mean, I don't know how much he told you about the date. Okay, he told us that he took you to a movie, and then there was an awkward moment when he got pulled over for, like, having a brake light out or something. And then he talked to the cop, got out of the ticket,

and when he got back in the car, he said that you were very cold to him and then you wouldn't kiss him when he dropped you off and then he said that you haven't answered his phone calls. That's pretty much it. Okay. That's a lot, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

You want me to tell you his theory on why he thinks you're not calling him back? Sure. Because I guess he's been, like, racking his brain for reasons and he was thinking that maybe the cop that pulled you guys over was somebody that you used to date. Are you serious? Yeah.

Oh, my God, that's so extreme. So you're laughing at that. I'm guessing that's not the case. You didn't date that cop? No, I did not. Oh, man. He just can't figure it out because, according to him, everything was great until he got pulled over.

And then after that, you were weird. Well, he thinks I didn't see what he did, but I saw it. What did he do? So we get pulled over. He immediately gets out of the car. I'm like, what are you doing? Stay in the car. The cop's freaking out.

He's telling him to get back in the car. I'm like, what are you doing? Stay in the car. The cop's freaking out. He's telling him to get back in the car. Yeah, and then he starts like crying to the cop to get out of it. Like tears? Yes, he's like blubbering. He's like, please officer, I'm on a date and I have all these other tickets and I just really

need a break today. It was insane. I'm picturing a huge scene, like the cop with his gun drawn and him sobbing. No, I mean, it wasn't that dramatic, but they just like went to the back of the car and, you know, apparently thought I couldn't hear anything, but I heard everything. So was he, I mean, maybe he was legitimately crying. Some people get really scared and nervous when they get pulled over. No, because then he gets back in the car and he's all dragging me.

Like, well, I really, you know, smoothed my way through that. Really talked my way out of that one. How impressive is this? So he was telling you that when he didn't think that you heard he was crying? Yeah. Was he still in tears when he didn't think that you heard he was crying? Yeah. Was he still in tears when he got in the car? No, I mean, he, like, you know, wiped away his eyes, but he was totally, you know, all, like, smooth soccer,

like, look what I just did. I am a pro. Why didn't you just call him out on it? I don't know why I didn't in the moment, but in my mind the whole time I'm thinking, did you just really cry to get out of the ticket? The cop was even like, this is awkward. I gotta get out

of here. It worked. He didn't get a ticket. I think it's a great move. Well, yeah, he didn't get a ticket, but he also didn't get a chance to go out with me again. Well, thank you for telling us your story, Jenna. I do also want to tell you, I hope that he's not crying right now, but Frank is actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you.

What? Yeah. Frank? Yeah. Wow, Frank. Oh, my God. Is what Jenna says true? You thought I was crying.

I mean, are you a moron? Like, it was fake. I just tried to get out of the ticket. It's called acting. You know what I mean? Did mean, are you a moron? Like, it was fake. I just tried to get out of the ticket. It's called acting. You know what I mean? Did you just call me a moron? I just told you what happened. Yeah, I did.

Okay, well, now not only are you sad and pathetic, but you're also rude. Well, what was I supposed to do? You were like, you know, we get pulled over for, like, nothing. You're doing nothing to help. You're, like, freaking out like it's, like, an know, we're getting, we get pulled over for like nothing. You're doing nothing to help. You're like freaking out. Like it's like an earthquake or something. Whoa. You know, I was.

You can't even handle getting a ticket. You just speak to the officer. You explain the situation. It's not that hard to do. Yeah. Well, you know, you could have like gotten out and done something like, Hey, you know, let's show them some cleavage, you know? What?

Are you kidding me? Frank! Yeah. That is the least you could have done, you know, like just show them boobs. Then I wouldn't have had to be like, get out of there. So you're blaming her for you getting out of the car and crying to the cop to try to get

out of a ticket. And you're suggesting that I flashed this cop? Are you kidding me? all she was doing was just panicking the whole time she was just freaking out the whole time and she's like oh my god i wasn't freaking out i was just sitting there like anyone would do when they get a ticket you were the one who was totally freaking out yeah no i was the one who handled it handled it like a girl i was, you know what? I was proud of myself, and you should be proud that someone handled the situation.

I didn't know what to do. You're sitting there wailing to this poor cop about how you've got all these other tickets, and you're on a date, and how can I possibly respect you when you get back in the car? Jenna, you're obviously not used to going out with a real man. Frank, are you just really embarrassed? Is that why you're obviously not used to going out with a real man. Frank, are you just really embarrassed? Is that why you're being so aggressive? No. Jenna said I was crying. I was not crying. I was fake

crying. Okay, there's like a major difference. Oh. Hey, Jenna, I would love to ask if you guys would like to go on a second date. Jenna, would you like to go out with Frank again? We'll pay for it. No. What are you talking about, Jenna? What good are you if you can't use your boobs properly? You know what?

I thought you were cool. You know, like we laughed about the Ghostbusters and like laughed our tails off. And you're just like, you know, have no respect for someone taking care of a situation. Like a real man does fake cry. I've obviously been saying that for years. A real man will fake cry to get his way out of things. Like anytime anybody's been aggressive with me, wanted to fight in a bar or something like that,

I cry and I run out. And that's what real men do. You want to handle this like real men? Yeah, that's it. So that's a no, Jenna. No second date with Frank? No, and good luck to him finding someone who will. Sorry, Frank.

You know, Jenna, that's fine. I don't care because if I had to do it again, I would fake cry to another cop or whatever I have to do. All right, well, it wasn't a successful second date for you, Frank, but you did help us learn a lesson today, that fake crying is the manly way to get out of things. Thank you. Appreciate it. Brooke and Jubal in the morning.

Text in at 78592 says, Why can't I find a guy like that? I love a fake crier. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Text in at 78592 says, why can't I find a guy like that? I love a fake crier. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Talking about today's second date update, if you missed it, Frank took Jenna to the movies. And Frank admitted that afterwards he was pulled over by the police, but managed to talk his way out of the ticket. But he was confused why Jenna wasn't returning any of his calls. We called Jenna and she told us Frank got out of the ticket by crying to the police officer.

Not by anything else, just crying. Frank defended himself, saying that he faked it and thought she should be proud of him for handling the situation. And actually, real men fake cry. That's what he said. He's a real man, and he fake cries. I think he really cried, and he's too embarrassed to admit it, which he shouldn't be said he's a real man and he fake cries i think he really cried and he's too embarrassed to admit it which he shouldn't be that's a stressful situation jenna decided not to go out with him again remember if you want to do a second date update email the show and we will

call the person that didn't call you back it's brook and jewel in the morning john stewart is back in the host chair at the daily show which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow the Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. People, my people, what's up?

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