Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Blind Love Is? Halloween Edition

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Buckle up Boys and Ghouls, it's a special double-jam-packed HALLOWEEN EDITION of BLIND LOVE IS?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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So we'll find out soon. This person writes, My neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I try to report them, but things keep getting weirder. I think they might be part of a cult. Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual?

No clue, Dakota. To find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Cal Penn. And on my new podcast, here we go again. We'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself? Each week, I'm calling up my friends like Bill Nye, Lily Singh, and Pete Buttigieg to talk about everything from the space race to movie remakes to psychedelics. Put another way, are you high?

Look, the world can seem pretty scary right. now. But my goal here is for you to listen and feel a little better about the future. Listen and subscribe to Here We Go Again with Cal Penn on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Big Take podcast from Bloomberg News keeps you on top of the biggest stories of the day. My fellow Americans, this is Liberation Day. Stories that move markets. Chair Powell opened the door to this first interest rate cut. Impact politics, change businesses. This is a really, stunning development for the AI world

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Get out of him. Sorry, he's prepping for tomorrow. It's our big Halloween show tomorrow. We have a lot of videos and pictures to film. But today on your second date update feed is a special Blind Love is Halloween edition. A lot of funny Halloween questions these guys asked. So we're going to get to that in just a minute.

But what do you got on the comments? Well, the last time we tried, you know, something like this, Malen commented, wow, bravo to you guys for trying new things, but dang, this was a hot mess. Oh, okay. I feel like that might be what happens again today. Maybe it got a little better, maybe it got a little worse. We're going to hear from you, hopefully, again, in the comments.

And, Malen, we love it. Hi, Malin. I talked to you on the techs porch. She's everywhere. Okay, there we go. Yes, I love it. I love it. Your Halloween edition, Blind Love is, starts right now.

They say no risk, no reward. Oh, okay, Jeff. That's why whenever Brooke accidentally drops half a Reese's cup into the garbage disposal. Yeah, reach your hand down in there. Get it. Yeah. She doesn't even hit the off button. She just reaches right on down to grab it.

I'm built tough, Alexis. I don't think you. No, Brooke, it's not still good. Absolutely, it is. Every second matters or else it gets chopped up. And a few of our listeners are about to take a massive risk by agreeing to come on our show in the middle of the Hallows of Hauntober. And they're hoping to score their own fun-sized treat.

A chance of true love. Aw, that's sweet. We've got a few potential matches lined up ready to be bewitched in a special Halloween edition of Blind Love is. We'll do it right after this. It's not a good idea to be all alone on Halloween. Oh, my gosh, you're right, Jeff. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

and I mean that in the most non-serial killer way possible. Really? Because you said it in the most serial killer way possible. It's just my voice, truly, though. We don't want our listeners spending the most terrifying night of the year all by themselves. That's why today we got to try a special Halloween edition of Blind Love is. Two of our listeners who've never met each other before, never seen one another, never heard their voices, will be monster mashed together.

Right here on our show for the first time to have a flirtatious little seance of the heart. And we'll find out if it's true love at first fright. Alexis, you want more puns, or should we get to the game? I said I liked one and now I'm down. Okay. So we've got two listeners waiting on hold. I know we tend to think that this show is all.

about us but when they're on we need to stay quiet okay well you've been talking for the last five minutes this is our part of the show where we can talk but when the listeners we need to let it happen and we have encouraged them to ask Halloween theme questions

yeah that's fun I like that so we'll jump into discuss afterwards but yes we do want to match multiple couples up here so we're going to go really quickly again you can get to it yes one of us are talking first monster mashup we've got good job you got it in Jose. Now we're moving

on. We got Martin and Alicia on the phone. Martin, are you there? Hey, it's me, Martin. All right. Thank you for identifying yourself. We're going to step away right now. You can go ahead and say hi to your potential future forever. Alisha. Way to make it frightening.

Alicia. Hey, Alicia. Hi. Hi. Hello. Strong. Remember, no talk. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. How's it going?

Good. So I love Halloween. One of my favorite holidays. How about you? I like Halloween too. But like my mom still makes me text to a photo of my costume before I go out. Really? I'm 29.

So, yeah, I don't know. It's complicated, I guess. Okay. I like that. It sounds like your parents really care about you. Aw. Good twist. Okay, so here's a Halloween question for you.

You wake up the morning after Halloween. What candy wrapper is all over your bed and who do you blame? Oh, probably Kit Katz. Oh. And I'd blame my dentist because he told me to cut back on sweets and now it's all I think about when I'm lonely. Oh. Let's see.

Okay. You don't think about chocolate, too, when you're by yourself? So many people do. Same girl. I know, Brooke. Okay, so here's my question for you. Yeah, I do. Keep it moving. Yeah, sorry.

Let's say that you and I are a couple, and you can invite one famous monster to our Halloween party. Who's coming, and what drink are they bringing? Oh. Okay, yeah, that's a good question. I don't know, I guess, the mummy. Okay. Okay, why? So this is going to sound awkward, but whenever my friends come over,

they always mention I'm out of toilet paper, so if he is there, then at least we have some backup. No. Wait. You can't even stock your own toilet paper? Wait, wait, are you being, are you being serious? Yeah, uh, yeah, I am. Maybe overshared on that, but yeah.

No, no, it's okay, it's okay. I mean, that's kind of cute. Like, I run out of toilet paper, too, you know, use it a lot. It's a red flag, I'm going to tell you. Sweet. You do? Hmm. Not really, but I didn't want you to feel alone, so I kind of just said that.

Oh, that was nice. Okay. Okay. You guys are doing a great job. This is so romantic. Keep going. Would you rather make out in a haunted house or slow dance in a graveyard at midnight? Ooh.

Oh, good. Wow, that's a great question. I'd probably go graveyard because quieter. And honestly, I like you better in low lighting. Haunted house is so bright. What do you mean by that? I don't know. I mean, if I'm being truthful, I think, like,

I'm a solid seven at night, but like a five during the day. No. I feel that. Okay. Relatable. But like a fun five, you know, like, like, I still like to do things a seven would do. Fun five. Oh, okay.

Okay. I know there's a difference. I'm not totally sure what's going on. Yeah. Okay. Uh, guys, this is Jeff here. I don't want to, like, ruin the spooky mood or anything, but we only have time for one more Halloween questions, so if one of you could...

Yeah, make this your best question. Okay, I have one. What's the most ridiculous thing that's ever scared you on Halloween? That's cute. Those are good questions. I live in an apartment, and I never really get trick-or-treaters, but on one Halloween, there was a knock on my door around eight, and a six-year-old was dressed as Buzz Light Year.

Okay, and that scared you? Right, yeah. Well, he ran straight at me yelling to infinity and beyond, and then that startled me. And then I screamed so loud, my neighbors checked to see if I was being robbed. Okay. Maybe we should jump in here.

Maybe he should order some toilet paper. Yeah. We're really concerned about that fact of his life. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's a fair thing to worry about, but let's put them on hold first. a second. Before you put me on hold, the toilet paper thing doesn't happen all the time. It's just

some of the time. Okay. Got it. All right. I think he was setting up his joke with a mummy morning. Yeah, no. Thank you for clarifying. That was important. Okay. We do have another potential Halloween couple waiting to get together. So we need to make a decision pretty quickly here. Just going off the texts at 7-8-5-9-2, the reaction is slightly positive. I think they could go out. She was understanding about the toilet paper thing. I mean, like, to me, it obviously meant he hasn't washed his bed sheets in at least two months. But to her, she was okay with it. To me, it was a joke.

There's truth behind every joke. Yeah. You know, that's a good point. But the room is supportive of them meeting one more time. It sounds like... Maybe not on our show. Okay. I don't need to hear a part of them.

You don't want to hear that anymore, but do it on their own time. Yeah. Okay, well, Martin, if you feel like asking her out, this is the time. If you want to pass on it, that's okay, too. It's all up to you. Okay. Alicia, would you like to go out sometime? Oh.

Yeah, I'm down to do that. Okay. She's going to go, so. I can tell by her voice. All right. Well, we'll exchange numbers between you two and whatever happens, happens. Yeah. Okay.

That's not going to happen. That felt good. I'm excited. Keep us updated on what happens or what probably doesn't. doesn't happen, but we're going to continue with a brand new couple for more Halloween Blind Love is when we come back right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're in the middle of a very special Halloween edition of Blind Love is.

It's going pretty well so far. Yeah, we're pairing up listeners to meet for the very first time here on our show, seeing if maybe they have what it takes to be each other's boot. Hey, I like what you did there. And if you've missed the first part, we've already. successfully matched Martin and Alicia. I used successful in the most loose interpretation of that word imaginable,

but this is a double, double, toil and couple edition. You're going to try to match a second pair of listeners right now, and since it's spooky season, just like last time, we've told them all their questions must be one Halloween themed and two, steamy enough to make Brooke

blush. That takes a lot. We'll find out. Let's get right to it because we've got a brand new guy on the phone. His name is Brian. Ryan, you ready to fall in love while your mom listens in? Oh, God. That's creepy. She might be listening right now.

Just keep that in the back of your head. But we've matched you up with a woman named Nikki. So we're going to step away. We're going to stay quiet as you go ahead and say hello to your future maybe forever. All right. She's there. Go ahead. Oh, okay, good.

Hey, hey, Nikki. Nice to meet you. So quick question. So you should probably let her say hi. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm all right. Hey, Nikki. How are you?

I am well. How are you? Okay. Okay. We have heard Nikki. Off to a good start. Right. Like the voice.

Nice to meet you. And now he's just going to go back to him. He's got a question. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I got movie to stop.

All right. So if you're watching scary movies alone, are you good with that? or do you have like 15 stuffed animals around you? No, no. I love scary movies. I can watch them alone. I don't mean any protection.

Oh, my gosh. I do like to put the subtitles on so I can kind of know what's happening. Like, it'll tell you beforehand, like, my own jumps out of closet. Oh. That's such a good hack. So you never get the jumps game. It's interesting. Yeah.

Okay. That's adorable. That's adorable. Hey, do you have any nightmares, though, from any movies you watch? No, not really. She's tough. Well, I mean, really, real quick story. One time, I had a dream that Michael Myers was chasing me through, of all places, Costco. Costco? Yeah. That's scary. Yeah. And, I mean, what's crazy? It was very realistic.

I remember I was behind and behind the rotisserie chickens and it was just weird It was a smell And it was like You just had to be there It was funny You had to be in my heart

Interesting Okay if you're just joining us We're in the middle Of a Halloween edition Of Blind Love is pairing up two of our listeners Who've never met before Never seen each other before

To see if a true love connection comes out just in time For Halloween So I'm sorry Keep going with your conversation You're doing great there, Brian. Okay, Nikki, if you could hook up with a fictional monster, who would it be? Oh, yeah.

Good question. A fictional monster? Okay, wow. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm really not that kind of girl, so I, ooh. Ooh. Really?

Well, what do you mean? Not that kind of girl? Like, hooking up, you know, like, okay, before I hook up with anybody, monster or any. I have to have been on like three dates with that person. It's a theoretic, it's a hypothetical, though. Okay, all right, I got... Okay. Let them cook.

Okay. But, okay, so, all right, so to answer the question, let me think, let me think. Okay. Maybe Frankenstein. Uh-oh. He liked the doctor or the monster? Great question. The monster.

I mean, he seemed like he was actually like, he would listen and be kind, you know, like, just being misunderstood. And tall. Very tall. That's good. That's true. All right. Last question.

If I got turned into a zombie, would you save me or you'd be like, forget it. I'm going on full survival. Oh, what a good question. I'll keep you as a zombie, but I will keep you tied up in the basement. Whoa. Oh, wait a minute. Contained zombie That sounds creepy

Okay, so wait You'll tie me up I mean While I'm doing laundry You could be down there Keep me company Have conversations Things like that

You never know All right All right Maybe we need to jump in here What soap should we use Gain? Yeah Could be kind of useful actually

Coming around on the idea But that was It didn't feel as good Like as flowy as chemistry. A lot of Brian. Not a lot of Alicia questions. Maybe real quick.

Alicia, do you have any questions for Brian Halloween-wise? Because we didn't really get to hear any from you. Well, I enjoyed this Costco story about, you know, me being in his dreams, though. I mean, honestly, no. No questions. She is sold. She likes what she's hearing about Costco. I'm sure Mike Myers would get distracted by one of those samples.

Yeah, totally. You could easily make a getaway. So could you see the two of them going out in the real world and having fun together, like at a Halloween party or at a Costco this weekend? Yeah, I could see it. I mean, especially since she was okay not asking any questions and just letting Brian talk. Yeah. I don't know.

I could see him as friends hanging out at Costco going shopping. You didn't feel it. No. Okay. Alexis? Yeah, I'm kind of the same. It was kind of eh. It sounds like if they go to Costco it'll get romantic

It could be in the middle Sparks were not flying but sparks could be there The text board's kind of in the same place Kind of split down the middle They could see this going either way So Brian it's really going to be up to you man I like how we went through all the options And it's finally up to them

We don't know It's not even her Brian again That's right Well I mean it is technically up to both of them She would have to say yes But we're going to let Brian lead the charge If you want to do this Go for it Brian if you want to pass

That's okay too Because I never seen it before I'm just kind of curious. Nikki, is there one Halloween costume that you look most like? It looks most like you. Oh, interesting. Oh, you're trying to get a visual.

Yeah, exactly. I want to get a visual. You can answer that if you want to. This is supposed to be blind love, but he wants a little bit of a peek. You look like poison ivy or? I'm going to answer. Okay.

Maybe like a very shapely younger Judge Judy. What? A young one. Wait, I actually, I'm really into that. Okay. What? Did you just say when can we hang out?

Yes, when can we hang out? Okay. All right. I am free tomorrow. I am free tomorrow. All right. Perfect for Halloween. Well, that would be a successful edition then of Blind Love is Halloween style.

Yeah, courtroom. Turned, Jeff. Careful, you're going to turn Brian on too much. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Here we go. Hey, I'm Cal Penn, and on my new podcast, Here We Go Again, we'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself? You may know me as the second hottest actor from the Harold and Kumar movies, but I'm also

an author, a White House staffer, and as of like 15 seconds ago, a podcast host. Along the way, I've made some friends who are experts in science, politics, and pop culture. And each week, one of them will be joining me to answer my burning questions. Like, are we heading towards another financial crash, like in 08? Is non-monogamy back in style? And how come there's never a gate ready for your flight when it lands like two minutes early? We've got guests like Pete Buttigieg, Stacey Abrams, Lili Singh, and Bill Nye. When you start weaponizing outer space, things can potentially,

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Our breakfast foods are consistent consumer staples, and so they sort of become outsize indicators of inflation. What's behind Elon Musk's trillion dollar payout? There's a sort of concerted effort to message that Musk is coming back. He's putting politics aside. He's left the White House. And what can the PCE tell you that the CPI can't? CPI tries to measure out-of-pocket costs that consumers are paying for things,

whereas the PCE index that the Fed targets is a little bit broader of a measure. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, young voluptuous Judge Judy, that's an image that's going to be hard to get out of my head for a while. Yeah. All of us. Yeah, I don't know. Good for her. Yeah.

I don't know how that came to her head. She had that, like, locked and ready to go. Yeah, I feel like someone's told her it before. Yeah. Or it's worked on other guys because he was down for it. Yeah. That was the weirdest part. Yeah.

Guys like a woman in charge sometimes, you know? And Judge Judy is definitely that. Okay, I didn't want to say this, but I have seen a picture of her without the robot. Real Judge Judy? Yes, and she got a dumper. Oh. It's a known thing on the internet. Really?

She got a thing back there. Wow. I didn't want to tag along, but on. Honestly, I kind of with... Okay. Okay. And she got money. She sure does.

It's more of a flex than I thought. Wow. You kept quiet during that. Yeah. What, Google it, guys are. Guys, I'm jumping on Google in second. I wasn't sure, honestly, if any of those couples really had a strong connection, I thought maybe it was just the power of Halloween and you'll just want to make out with anybody.

It's true. Doesn't hurt. Good for you. Yeah. Single. That's what it's for. Yeah. Exactly.

So if you're listening to this right now, just going to make out with somebody. It's Halloween. Thank you. Thanks for being here. Make sure to hit subscribe. You can follow us on our socials because we got more hallow weirdness coming up in our big Halloween show. That's tomorrow. So stay tuned. Johnny Knoxville here. Check out Crimeless, Hillbilly Heist, my new true crime podcast from Smartless Media, Campside Media, and Big Money Players. It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the Nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimless, Hillbilly Heist, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I live below a cult leader, and I fear I've angered her.

Wait a minute, Sophia. How do you know she's a cult leader? Well, Dakota, luckily it's I'm not afraid of a scary story week on the OK Storytime podcast. So we'll find out soon. This person writes, my neighbor has been blasting music every day and doing dirt rituals. And now my ceiling is collapsing. I tried to report them. Things keep getting weirder.

I think they might be part of a cult? Hold up. A real life cult? And what is a dirt ritual? No clue, Dakota. Find out how it ends. Listen to the OK Storytime podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, I'm Cal Penn. And on my new podcast, here we go again.

We'll take today's trends and headlines and ask, why does history keep repeating itself? Each week, I'm calling up my friends like Bill Nye, Lily Singh, and Pete Buttigieg to talk about everything from the space race to movie remakes to psychedelics. Put another way, are you high? Look, the world can seem pretty scary right now. But my goal here is for you to listen

and feel a little better about the future. Listen and subscribe to Here We Go Again with Cal Penn on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The Big Take podcast from Bloomberg News keeps you on top of the biggest stories of the day. My fellow Americans,

this is Liberation Day. Stories that move markets. Chair Powell opened the door to this first interest rate cut. Impact politics, change businesses. This is a really stunning development for the AI world and how you think about your bottom line. Listen to the big take from Bloomberg News every weekday afternoon on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

What's up, everybody, it's snacks from the trap nerds, all October long. We're bringing you the horror. Bugitty, boogie-oo-a-bug-bug-a. We're kicking off this. month with some of my best horror games to keep you terrified. Then we'll be talking about our favorite horror in Halloween movie and figuring out why black people

always die further. And it's the return of Tony's horror show, sidequess written and narrated by yours truly. We'll also be doing a full episode reading with commentary. And we'll cap it off with a horror movie Battle Royale. Open your free iHeart radio app and search trap nurse podcast and listen now.