Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Boob Job Shock Awkward Call, Whatcha Doin’ at the Bus Stop + Spanish Tinder (8/11/26)

Episode Date: August 16, 2026

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Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey. We got a full hour for you right now. And can I just applaud Jose? You know what? Sometimes things don't work out like he hopes when he brings that microphone out on the streets and he was able to pivot today. So we have a very different and very unique, very funny, what you do in segment coming up. Brand new plus a new awkward Tuesday. But first comments, Alexis.

Yeah, Corey said I threw out a yay, nay, or hey neighbor in public a few days ago. And I got a weird look. I was like, oh, right, you don't listen to Brooke and Jeffrey, L.L. That's a good test, though. The real ones would say, hey, neighbor immediately. Or like, we all do where we go. I don't know what that means. Yeah, exactly.

All right, your brand new full hour starts right now. You ever gone to a new city and just felt this overwhelming vibe of, wow, this place is romantic. Oh, romantic. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Like, maybe it's a certain type. of architecture or during a certain season of the year. Oh, for sure.

Those fall leaves do it every time. Let's be honest. Or a certain area of the town where you can get a private dance and a stake for under $12 on Tuesdays. I've been there. And you're not going to find love at lunchtime, but you will find good meat. Whatever it is. Something about it just screams romance.

Yeah. And I only bring it up because a new report ranked the top five. most romantic cities in America. And this is based on Google searches for things like romantic getaways, date night ideas, proposal locations. I promise you, you won't guess all five. Okay. Does that mean Detroit's on there somewhere? Detroit just missed it, but number one, obviously, New York City.

Yeah, totally. Most romantic searches of anywhere in the United States. Number two, Nashville, Tennessee. Oh, romantic. I mean, I guess you're a bachelor at a bachelor at party. I think of music and food when I think of there. Oh, I just think of drunk people. Whiskey is romantic.

Good point. And number three, Austin, Texas. I mean, they got that bridge with all those bats that fly out from underneath it. Oh, yeah. That's romantic. Number four, Chicago, Illinois. Oh, yeah. Especially with the architecture.

Good Italian food. Oh, yeah. Every block is good Italian. And the 40 mile an hour wind that blows your hair back like a tape McCray video. And the number five most romantic city in America? Jacksonville. That's right, baby. The parish of northeastern Florida, romances in the air along with 98% humidity.

I thought you were saying Jackson, Wyoming for some reason. That made sense to me. But Jacksonville, that's. Jacksonville, Florida. You think like Fort Lauderdale would be above Jacksonville. Or Miami, even. Miami's, yes. Share a kiss under the warm glow of a neon hooter sign in Jacksonville, Florida.

And that's why our digital producer roots for the Jacksonville Jaguars. Because he's a romantic and I bet we're going to feel it during the shock dollar question of the day. I hope so. What do they say, date up? Yeah. What is the big in? Dick County. Duval.

Duval. There it is. On this day in 1929, baby. Ruth became the first baseball player to ever hit 500 home runs. Whoa. It's incredible because these days if someone hits 500 of anything, it's usually

spam emails, unread texts, calories in your caramel ribbon crunched trapecino. But the number 500 holds a special place in America. It could mean a NASCAR race, a Fortune 500 company, or the number of times you've showed your parents

how to reset their Wi-Fi. Oh my God. That's why today, we're celebrating one of our nation's favorite big numbers during a special fantastic 500 edition of Plenty of 20. Now, you'll say number 1 through 20, I'll give you a trivia question about the number 500.

It could be stats, movie titles, could be anything, just answer correctly to stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who likes to set 500 as her minimum age requirement on Tinder. That's Alexis. So old. Nine. Like experience.

Number nine. In 2009, the film 500 days of summer came out. And if you don't remember or haven't seen it, it's a romantic comedy starring Joseph Gordon Levitt and Zoe D. Chanel. What does the title refer to? Is it the number of dates they go on? The length of their relationship. The amount of time he spends waiting for a text back. Or the number of iced coffees consumed.

Oh. Honestly, props to her if she goes 500 days before texting them back. That's some real power. Willpower. You like that. I can't even do that with spammers. I'll take the insurance, yes. But I am going to go, maybe it's like a honeymoon phase and it's the length of their relationship.

Alexis says the length of their relationship. That is correct. It's really the time since he meets her until he gets over her. So yeah, her relationship. Fun fact, Ashton. cried at the end of this movie. Aw. Ashton.

He was in his mother's arms at the time. All right. Alexis got hers right. Brooke, we're over to you. Nine is off the board. Five. You may not know this,

but the $500 bill existed in U.S. currency until it was discontinued in 1969. Whose face was featured on it? Was it the eighth president, Martin Van Buren, M.V.B.

The 11th president, James K. Polk. The 25th president, William McKinley. or the old guy from oatmeal commercials, Wilford Brimley. That's his real. Diet of Jesus. Exactly.

Oh, man. God. That is going to be a hard one. What do you know about Martin Van Buren, Brooke? I feel like I remember he has something to do with the treasury. So let's go Van Buren. I'm sorry. William McKinley was on the $500 bill.

They continued the bill because I didn't see the bill. the need anymore with such a large denomination. We need like 50 cent bills right this point. All right. Jose, we're over to you. We're talking about the number 500. How about a number, please? What about eight? The board game Monopoly has a $500 bill.

I love that game. What color is that bill? Oh, no. Is it purple, orange, green, or is it scratch and sniff taco flavored? So just vaguely brown. Is that the Taco Bell edition of Monopoly? I remember the orange being like special. Or was it the purple?

I don't really remember the purple, which is why it may be it. I'm just having you purple and orange. I'm going to say orange. Jose says orange is the $500 bill. Oh, it was purple. The orange 500 monopoly bill is a common image some people do remember. Yeah. But the traditional $500 bill in the game is purple.

Oh, dang it. You toss yourself out of it. It's the opposite. I was bad at the game, so I never saw it. I knew that because I was the banker and I always cheated. Oh, great. People give you rent and I just pocket it right there. Just like a real landlord.

All right, Jeffrey. Alexis is the only one who's gotten one right. 19. The famous 500 in the Indianapolis 500 isn't the number of laps. It's for the miles. It's 500 miles. I'm going to go with miles, is my answer? How many laps do the drivers actually complete during the race?

Is it 100 laps? 150 laps, 200 laps, or until the car runs out of snacks. What a big Newton's up here. The road trip 500, maybe,

but I think I can only go off of my knowledge of NASCAR based on Ricky Bobby Talladega Knights, of course. Great movie. He has pretty solid knowledge. And I'm pretty sure while he's on fire

rolling around, he's like, oh my God, I'm on lap 150. Oh. And it's his final lap. I think that's what it is. Do it, Jeff. 150 laps. Jeffrey says Indy 500 is 150 laps.

It's a little bit longer. It's 200 laps. The Indianapolis Motor Speedway is two and a half miles long. So, times up by 200. That makes the 500 mile distance. After all of that, that means Alexis has won today's plenty of 20. Thanks.

To my 500-year-old men. So Alexis gets to choose who get shocked. They're going to be singing, I'm going to be 500 miles by the Proclaimers. Who's going to sing it? Brooke, uh, when I wake up, well, I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the man who wakes

up next to you. Yeah, we got to when I go out. Oh, that's here to take a while. That's a long way. That was your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. If you've ever heard our show before, then you know, Jose, is not a very expressive or animated person.

He's nice, but pretty quiet overall. Doesn't really react much in the segments, not a fan of laughing or humor in general. And you're never sarcastic. No, but his personality is like a more toned-down version of Bill Gates. Ah. Like Bill Gates on a low day is still pretty high for Jose. I don't even get the comparison.

That's how that is. Today, something happened that really brought him out of his shell. Oh, that's good. The crazy twist at the end of today's call had Jose in total shock. Yes. It all started with one woman going on a random Tinder date in Spain four years ago. Okay. You're going to hear what finally got Jose's inner voice to blossom in a brand new mass speaker coming up right now.

You don't know me A confession I can't take back I am The masked speaker Text to 78592 says I'm a hiring manager And I've definitely thrown resumes Into the trash

Just because the applicant has the same name As one of my exes Oh dang Ouch That's amazing how just one bad egg Can completely ruin a name for everyone else I'll tell you. Hey, little boy, what's your name?

Oh, Adolf? Wow. Excuse me, I need to get off this plane. I was thinking, Brad, and you went real dark. But in this segment, we let people choose fake names for themselves. That way, we can't judge them until we hear their secret first. And right now, we have a woman on the line who's chosen to go by Cora today, a name which gives me good vibes because Cora is the name of the Countess in Downton Abbey.

Oh. So Cora, welcome to the show. Corey, you better have an accent. Yeah. Hello. Thank you for having me here. With the voice changer, it's kind of like an accent. Almost as regal as Countess Crawley.

I wanted her to say Cheerio. She's like, good day, hello. Off to an interesting start. The voice changer is on. Cora, you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. All right. So after you're back, I was traveling in Spain.

And while I was there, I ended up meeting this local guy off of a dating app, right? Of course you did. Because why wouldn't you be on a dating? app in Spain. That is genius. Well, anytime you go anywhere, Brooke. I know, but I don't do dating apps, so I don't know that stuff. What's the allure of Spanish men?

Why, you don't even ask? Yeah. They're just not Americans, I get it. Okay. Better credit score. Okay. All right, good for you going on the dating apps in Spain. Thank you. Yeah. So he invited me to a soccer game. Oh, that's cool. A football match, I believe,

is what we're going to call it. I'm imagining this guys Rolanda like, come with me to the soccer game. game of a lifetime. Well, I don't know if it was that charming, but he was really good looking. Okay. There you go. Charming, to be honest.

All right. So how'd it go? Well, it was fun until I had to go to the bathroom, which is not usually a problem. But the problem was that that stadium actually had some sort of plumbing issue or something going on. Oh, God. Yeah, they had no flushing toilets at all. It only had for the parties.

And he was like hundreds of them. I've never seen so many. Oh. Wow. At least you have options, right? You just keep going until one isn't as gross. I mean, I guess. Open in those doors.

Well, they were all very stinky, of course, because people go to the closest ones, you know. Yeah. So I'm just going to the very, very last one. So it was quite the hike. That's actually pretty smart, though. Yeah, so I get there and, you know, I do my business, whatever. And as I'm about to go out, the door is stuck.

Oh, no. And I do not get out. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. And you're at the very end of a hundred of them. No, no one's out there. That is terrifying.

So I'm banging on the wall. I'm screaming, help, you know. Yeah, but you're not screaming in Spanish. You need to scream in Spanish. I mean, I got exhausted, and I'm like, you know what? I guess this is my luck, and I could not get the door open. Oh, my God. So the only contact of half of him was the Tinder app.

So I'm like, hey, I'm still in the border party. Oh, no. Oh, my God. You had to write him on Tinder. Via like DM. And then you're kind of pissy. Like, okay, I went to the bathroom. Why are you checking your Tinder while I'm in the bathroom?

Did he answer? No. Oh, God. He was a good man. Well, obviously, like, the game is probably holding his attention if he's a local guy there. Yeah. I guess so. He's like, these American women take so long in the restroom.

Oh, what happened? So, after the game finally ended, a cleaning lady came on. You know, they were cleaning, and I'm like banging on the door, so she hurt me. Oh, and she ran. He finally was able to let me out. Oh, my God. That's a nightmare. I'm guessing he had left at this point.

You didn't see him again, did you? No. So he texted me that night. He messaged me back, and he said, wow, you really didn't have to ghost me and then lie about it. Oh, my God. And it sounds like a story. Like, oh, no, I swear, I got locked in the bathroom and it was the last of a hundred. Like, come on.

Yeah. Right. I don't know if I would believe you either. Yeah. What did you say? What happened? So I tried to explain to him to him, but he never wrote me back. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow. He to this day thinks he goes there. Spanish men, you see, they don't match up to us American boys. We believe you. There's some Spanish guy who's like, the love of my life is left, but they suck her much. That sucks. The craziest part of the entire story is that four years later, I'm watching Netflix. And who do I see on that TV?

What? My thing. What? Not on our movie or a TV. show something I'm like oh I miss that boat no no no no no on the documentary I don't know if you guys have seen it the Tinder swindler I heard about that one from a year ago that was him yes that was my day oh my god he's he's the he's the guy that would like match with girls on Tinder just to like scan them for thousands and thousands of dollars and then leave them yeah I think

Brooke is still paying yeah there's still a chance that's Spanish accent accent. Wow. Oh my God. That's crazy. So in a weird way, you probably felt like, okay, this worked out good, right? He never pitched you for like money. Or hey, let me borrow anything. Or maybe she bought that game ticket. No, he actually, we paid separate for the ticket. But yeah, I was shocked. I mean, I'm like, this has to have been divine interventions. Yeah. Saved by a porta potty. Totally. Oh, yeah. The next time you get locked inside a porta potty or a You need to look up to the sky and say, thank you, God. Thank you for saving me. Dude, your story could have been on that documentary.

It would have brought some, like, levity to it all, you know? A little humor. Reenactment. I think it worked out better this way. Oh, okay. Not getting scammed for thousands of dollars. She doesn't want to be known as a porta potty girl. Probably.

Wow. The text in 78592. If you have a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide your identity. We'll mask your voice and make you our next mass speaker. Your phone tabs coming up. Next. You know, whenever you meet a new. neighbor, you're just hoping they're a nice person who hopefully you can get along with.

Yeah. Share a power tool if you need it. I mean, maybe. But never in your wildest dreams would you want your neighbor to be Jamie Button. That's the character Brooke plays today. Oh. And she's about to introduce herself to a new family as the fun new gal on the block. I mean, I don't like her and I am her.

You'll hear it in your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hey there, neighbor. Who is this? Oh, you know. This is Jamie Button. Jamie. Do I know you? Of course, I'm your new neighbor.

Kitty cornered to your house moved in last week. Okay. Yeah, nice to meet you. So who wants a spicy market 10 a.m.? Jamie Button does. You can't see, but I'm using two thumbs to point to myself. Okay. Is that a yes? Is that a yes?

Oh, it's a yes. I got the blender ready. No, not for me, not for me. Oh, tomorrow then, huh? Or maybe this afternoon. You know what? Jamie Button's schedule's wide open. I'll have to check my schedule.

Great. You know, it's funny. The other day, you were getting in your car at 8.17. am. You know what I'm talking about? Oh. That's the time I usually leave for work. Is it, though? Because the next day, I try leaving my house at the exact same time, 8-17, so we could wave at each other.

But you didn't leave till 8-20. Isn't that a kicker? I must have ran late. What's the hump, grumps? You trying to avoid the old Jamie Buttons? Well, too much sunshine for one morning for you? No? We're neighbors now, so maybe we can coordinate schedules so we can wave at each other, same time every day.

Oh, gosh. Here's a Jamie Button fun fact. I brush my teeth the same time you brush yours. Isn't that a quinkid ink? Wait. Well, it's not because I planned it. How do you know when I brush my teeth? That's not the only thing I know.

I notice you stretch before getting in your car every morning. Wait, what? All these years. No wonder my pelvis was so tight. You're starting to make me feel uncomfortable here. I don't even know you. I know that you got Mexican food delivered on Tuesday and Thursday last week. Oh, my God.

What? That's a sign of a strong gastrointestinal track. That's what that is. Okay. By a Mexican on two different days, be in the bathtub for a week. This needs to stop. You need to stop. to listen to me, Jamie Buttons.

I can't stop, because good neighbors watch out for each other and watch each other. So what you're doing is creepy. This is crossing the line. Did you know that your Amazon package sat outside your door for 14 minutes of 37 seconds yesterday? Good Lord. Like, how much do you know about me? Do not worry, because Jamie Buttons guarded it for you. I don't want you to guard my packages.

This is freaking me out. By the way, neighbor, can I get an extra key for your house? Absolutely not. Well, you see, the thing is I'd take the one hidden under that stone turtle, but I assume that you want that for emergencies. How the fuck? Do you know that? Well, I know that because when I was over there checking it out, I saw your husband Jason. Tell that man to put his towel back on the rack after he's done with his showers. I could see his patootie.

Okay, I'm calling the police. I just call 911 over that tush, too. I am hanging up the phone. I am calling the police. Oh, and by the way, when you talk to the police, can you tell him that your husband, Jason is the one that set you up for this prank phone call. Wait. What? This isn't your new neighbor.

This is from the radio show, Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, my God. Your husband, Jason, he emailed the show and said he met the new neighbor and told you that they were kind of creepy. Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. I thought you were actually my neighbor. Oh, you mean Jamie Buttons?

Like a quarterback hut, Hutton, pass the gossip to Jamie Button. I'm going to get that on a bumper sticker. You want one? Yes, please. And it's spicy Marg. All right, too spicy marg. Some ride up. You know, part of me kind of wants Jamie Button, is my neighbor.

Careful what you wish for. Brooken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Broken Jeffrey in the morning. If you're a guy and you're a guy, your girlfriend tells you she wants to get plastic surgery. You have a very thin line that you have to walk. Okay. You can't

sound too excited because that seems like you don't like the way that she looks. It's a good point. But you can't sound too against it either because then you're a jerk who doesn't support her. Yeah. Yeah. And you can't have no opinion either because then it sounds like you just don't care. Yeah. That's a good point, Jeff.

And one of our listeners thought that he'd handled the news like a champ. His girlfriend was happy. They seemed closer than ever until he got a major surprise that has him wondering, how do I undo what I just did without making her mad? We're going to hear it and try to help out your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call. Next. It's awkward.

It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Brooke, before you and Michael were married, what's the best present that he ever got you? Was it the dish rack that he bought for Christmas or the 20 pack of Walmart compression socks after your first pregnancy scare? I mean, he's just so romantic. Yeah. It's hard to choose one. He also gave me a soap dispenser once.

Whoa. Filled with soap or did you have to fill it yourself? Yeah, I filled it myself. Wow. It didn't come pre-filled. That's thoughtful. He doesn't want to ruin the fight for you. Exactly.

What a guy. Give-giving is not his strong soap. I disagree. He has other qualities. I only ask because one of our listeners, Tommy, offered to buy his girlfriend a gift. And now, apparently, it's causing some drama that he was not prepared for.

Oh, no. Tommy, what have you done? Well, hopefully nothing. Tell us about the situation going on between you and your girlfriend. What's your story? Yeah, so Hannah is her name. We've been dating for six months now, and it's good.

I mean, it's really good. That's awesome. It's not dish rack good, but it's pretty good. That's our marriage material. Yeah. I mean, if dishrack is a euphemism for the next step, I mean, maybe that is. It's not. Was it, Brooke?

I don't think so. No, no, it was literally first Christmas that we spent together. I don't know if you're going to be able to top that one time. One time I got an old chair. from him found in a junk store. It wasn't even in the store. It was behind the store. They had like thrown it out because nobody wanted it. You can't really sit on it because it's too rickety, but, you know, back to you.

Back to you. Yeah. So you wanted to buy a gift for Hannah? Not exactly. So recently we had come back from an evening out and she was like, hey, I have really been thinking that I want to get an enhancement. Oh. Okay. Okay. What type of... Was this shocking news to you?

How'd you feel? You know, I hadn't never thought like, hey, maybe this is something that she needs. But she hadn't never talked about it before, I guess. No. No. And she kind of opened up and she said it would make me feel more confident. You know, I did the thing where I was like, no, baby, you're beautiful. And she's like, but it's not about that.

It's about me feeling that way. And I was like, I totally got it. It sounds like she's doing it for the right reasons and she's put a lot of thought into it. She has. And I was like, I'm on board with what is going to make you happy. So let's go for it. And then to so are sort of my support. I said, I am willing to pay for this.

You know, if this is something again, that makes you happy. I want to be a participant. That's weird. Did she ever ask for you to pay for it? No, she didn't. She didn't. What was her response when you said that? It was great.

I think it actually, like in that moment, definitely brought us closer because... Okay, so she was into it. I felt like I was investing in her happiness. Right. Oh, okay. Okay. Well, yeah. Just the Jeep ones, by the way.

Now I'm confused because according to your... I'm kidding. I'm kidding. According to your email, you said that this brought forth a bunch of drama, but it sounds like she likes it. Well, yeah. So here's the thing. Literally the next day. she had booked the consultation because, you know, that's the next step in the process

is that you have to make a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Well, and she's already found, I'm sure, the doctor she wants to work with and done all the research, so she's ready to go. She was on top of it, and the doctor was able to fit her in. I don't know if you all have looked at what the bill for breast augmentation is these days. Wait, did you not realize that part? No. I didn't know.

Depends on the material she chooses. It's not something you remember. You get what you put. pay for. Yeah. That's the best example of that. I don't need like a dollar store situation, of course. But I'm at this spot where she looked at this consultation and she's like, hey, we could do this

as soon as two weeks. Okay. Okay. I don't know how to do this at this point because I needed to be like six months to a year. That's the timeline I'm working with financially. In order to something that costs. This is the cost of like a major home investment or a cost. or a car.

Did you not look into how much things cost before you offered a pay for it? You know, I didn't do my research. Oh my God. I'm sorry. You go to the doctor for a cold and you get charged $1,000. Yeah. I know. I think I got blinded by my enthusiasm about wanting to help and not thinking fully through what the ramifications might be.

And I'm guessing that you're coming to us right now. because you have not told your girlfriend, you're discovered. Exactly. Oh, it's too expensive. I mean, the good news is she was already planning to do this, so she must have the money for it. Yeah, that's good, yeah.

But it looks pretty bad to give someone something, and then now you're going to take it back. Yeah. Yeah, she wants to have it. You know, I want her to have it. The main thing here is that I just need to bide my time. Okay, so you need advice on how to bring. this up to your girlfriend without specifically mentioning that there's a money issue involved.

That would be great. Oh, how? You want to come up with a different excuse to wait six months to a year. That's what he's come to the experts for, and we will give you our best shot at advice when we come back and help you tell your girlfriend, Hannah, let's postpone your augmentation surgery nine months to a year until I have the money to pay for it. But without saying pay for it. Okay.

We got this. We'll do it with your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this. Hold on. It's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Welcome to Investigation Discovery's new series, Behind the Boob Job.

Secrets unveiled. I like it. I would watch this. I binge this. Me too. BPJ. Let's go. Our listener, Tommy, has gotten himself into a bit of a tricky pickle when he

verbally consented to pay for an augmentation for his girlfriend Hannah. Not just consented, offered. She didn't even ask, Jeff. It was like, oh, my God, I want to support you. Let me pay for it. What Tommy did not expect, though, was Hannah to book a consultation for one immediately. And now she's looking at him like, when can I schedule this appointment? Yeah, in two weeks.

And Tommy doesn't know how to tell her. The price tag is way steeper than anything he expected. So he wants to wait. a few months to maybe a year for her to get one. The question is, how does he deliver that message to her without mentioning a lack of money and sounding cheap?

It's not sounding cheap. I think it's sounding stupid. So how does he not sound that way? Brooke, you're up. Okay, here's the thing. I have a limited knowledge of breast augmentation from my girlfriends. And I know that you can't lift heavy things and you can't go in the water afterwards, right?

I didn't think of that. So you need to tell her that you picked up a new hobby. You were so excited about this hobby and you cannot wait to do it with her. You have booked a couple trips in the next six months. You guys are new kayakers. Been to pick them more fun kayak camping trips on the way, maybe even kayak, whatever. You need to every month and a half go kayaking. To push this out.

Okay. We have friends actually who kayak. and Hannah has said, oh, why do people do that? It looks so tedious. I might try it, maybe with a different sport. I don't know because she is super active. Okay.

I mean, water polo could work, synchronized swimming. Oh, a couple synchronized swimming. I can't do powerboarding like a normal person. Uh-oh, there you go. Something like that. You could use a nugget of that advice, but Jose, what do you think? I like it. In order to get what you want, you're going to tell her like,

hey, I looked up your surgeon, and apparently in that same building, there's another doctor as well. Right? You hit that doctor up and you realize if you bundle a nose job with the enhancement, we can get 30% off. I don't know if she's going to appreciate being told that she needs to get her nose done as well. Yeah, I don't know if you want to insinuate there's other parts of her body that could use improvement. Yeah, the only way that goes down is if he's the one that gets the nose job. Yeah, maybe. BBLs are way in.

She can get that too. Oh, Jose. Maybe if it's a couple's one. Yeah. His and hers. It's hard to recover when you both can't. Yeah. Not sure how much of this advice you're going to use.

You can either go new hobby kayaking or double BBLs. Mine is a much cheaper option. Yeah. Either one. It's fun to think about. Yeah. It's good for you. But you're up.

I'm dialing your girlfriend Hannah right now. Now we're going to step away and let you make your awkward call. You ready? Oh, God. That's the confidence I like to hear. Here we go. Hey, babe. How's going?

Sorry, I didn't think it was you. It was a weird number that called my phone. Oh, no. I'm calling from one of the landlines at work. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Okay.

What are you up to? Just, you know, trying to get some work done. Maybe going to break for lunch soon. What are you doing? Nice. Little Chipotle run. So I've sort of been kicking the tires on this idea. Some people have been just like talking about how Costa Rica right now has like this amazing

ecotourism thing with like paddleboarding and kayaking and basically like a lot of outdoor sports. And so I was thinking about that and then also just like pairing that with what we've been talking about with the surgery and thinking like, you know, you can't lift a lot of things. You can't do movement. So like no training would be possible. and if we're going to do this in the next sort of six months, as I just don't know if that would be physically possible if you go ahead with that. Okay, well, we've been talking about my enhancement for a while,

so I feel like that's already kind of on track. And two, is there any way we could move the Costa Rica thing because this is the first I'm hearing about it? I hear that, but the season is the season down there. So it's there, like this is something that does kind of have a clock or a timeline whereas I know the surgery doesn't necessarily have a timeline. No. I mean, I've definitely had my own timeline for it.

And Costa Rica also doesn't really have a deadline because that's always going to be there, right? Yeah. Listen, okay, I'm just going to be straight with you here. I am just wondering if there is a way where, like, I pay for one and you pay for the other. Wait, what? I mean, like, I can get the right one. You get the left one. Oh, God.

Wait, what was that? Yeah, Hannah, that is the sound of an entire radio show that's been listening in on your conversation. Oh, man. What? We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And this is a segment that we do called the Awkward Tuesday phone call. Tommy, what is this? This is a segment where we try to help listeners have awkward conversations with people in their lives.

Yeah, I know. We listen to you guys. Oh. Oh, thank you. Never thought I'd be on the show. Congratulations. Thank you for listening. And I'm sorry, because we don't mean to pry into your personal medical stuff.

Like, I guess it's fine in the grand scheme of things. Like, I already told my friends and family about this. But, like, I didn't think of that. I didn't really understand the whole, like, you get one. I get one? Yeah. How does that work? I don't think they split it up on the bill.

He buys a smaller one to save money. Tommy, wait, is this all about saving money? Like, is this a problem? No, it's not a problem. I'm like, yeah, totally on board. I think it's going to be awesome for all the awesome reason. I think the obvious reason. Don't do that.

Sounds really exciting. Don't make that weird sound. I met her happy. Yeah, it's all about her. happy. Okay, that's nice. But I think for me financially, I don't know if this is a viable thing that I can do like in the next few weeks. Wow. I mean, I didn't realize I was dating a brokie. Oh. Oh. Wait, you're joking, right? You're joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. But like I, I don't actually understand because like you own your own business and you can't afford this. I mean,

this is not a small expense. We're talking of tens of thousands of dollars here. And so that's not something that. I know. I thought you knew that before offering. Well, I knew that it wasn't going to be cheap, but I didn't know that it was going to be as expensive as, you know, upon research I sort of learned. That's the real answer. I guess Tommy, I really want you to be honest.

Like, are you still going to do this or are you breaking your promise? Oh, you mean like if you wait, will he still follow through? Well, another excuse coming up. Right. Exactly. I am 100% saying right here, I am not breaking my promise. I am embarrassed to say, and, okay, this isn't something that I can do right now. But I just, I also, I don't want to put us in a situation where I go ahead and do it.

And then all of a sudden, we're strapped, not able to do anything. And then you're like, well, why is that the case? Yeah. That's why he came to us for help because he feels a little bit awkward. Does that make sense where he's coming from, Hannah? I mean, it does make sense. I wish he had come to me first. Yeah.

But, okay, Tommy, and I really do see a thing together. And I just feel like if you really feel like you love me, we could have a different plan, which is you put it on your credit card because I have been wanting to do it and you know that. What? But I do just want to do this now. Girl, that's a terrible idea. Then you're paying interest. I like that answer to all finance problems. All right.

Alexis signs out. Okay. All right, we're running out of time. Tommy? Babe, you know that's not how I operate my finances. I don't like to live off of credit. I hear you, but I love you. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll do it. What? Oh, my God. It's credit card season in America. The season's the season, bro. What was Hannah's plan if this didn't work? How are you going to pay for it in two weeks if he had done? Okay, well, I'll just pay for like part of Costa Rico in a RICO or something.

Oh, this is so nice to hear a healthy relationship working things out. We've got to pay for both now. All right. Hey, I just want to thank you guys for putting me in this situation. Now I'm paying twice as much as I would have been before this phone call. Oh, no. Hey, Tommy, what do we tell you at the beginning? You get what you pay it for.

Thanks, babe. I really love you. I bet. She's going to look so good in Costa Rica. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm proud to say that we helped a listener today. We didn't. I mean, oh, wait.

We helped her. It wasn't the listener who called in asking us for help, but it was a listener nonetheless. Yeah, she didn't know who were. Yeah. And I am excited that her and Enhancement is going to heal just in time for scuba diving season in Costa Rica. Oh, nice.

What luck. Water sports have never looked better, and it's thanks to us. Did we, like, almost double this guy's problem? Yes. Financially? You're welcome. I'm blaming him. He's the one that said yes to the credit card idea.

Girlfriend had it all figured out how she was going to pay before he homeboy jumped in. Yeah. I mean, he really dug his own grave on this one. Yep. And we can help you dig your own grave, too. Oh, that's a good sell, Jeff. Whenever you want to email the show for help, we'll hand you the shovel. And things will happen.

We'll take it from there. Just email us, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. When some people hear what we're doing in this next segment, they're probably going to think, wow, this show must be completely out of ideas. Oh, what? They've officially sunk to the lowest of lows. They're willing to do anything just for cheap laughs. I mean, don't people like that?

Yeah. Those people are 100% correct. Yeah, yeah. Because it's what you're doing at the bus stop. Yeah. And turns out some pretty interesting people take public transportation every day. We're going to play you the shockingly hilarious audio coming up right now. For years, we've interviewed people at the biggest events on the planet.

Oh, yeah. What's you doing at the World Cup? What's you doing at Comic-Con? Oh, yeah. What's you doing at the boys under four? 14 yo-yo championships. We've done them all, but today we're headed to where all the real drama goes down. When Jose whipped out his microphone on a normal city sidewalk for what you doing at the bus stop.

And Jose, apparently, Jose, this wasn't planned? No, I was supposed to go to a music festival and it did not work out at all. So I just had to pivot. You know? I was like, I gotta come back with something. So you looked around and said, this. Hey, there's a bus stop. Hey, there's another bus stop. Oh, this whole street is bus.

They caught the illegal substances in his pocket. He wasn't working inside. So we went across the street and let's find out what the people are doing when Jose asked public transit riders a simple question. What's you doing at the bus stop? I'm waiting for the bus. Are you headed today? I'm headed down to. It's like more down into the city?

Yeah, yeah, pretty much. What are you doing down there? I was chilling pretty much, man. hanging out? Yeah, yeah. What's, uh, what's like a cool thing that you could stumble upon today

in the city? Uh, this right here, actually. Oh, yeah, there's actually like a music festival going on across the street. So, uh,

what, what kind of music do you like? Um, I honestly, not, not only listen to any of this. I listen to, like,

extreme metal and stuff like that. Like, Metallica. Uh, I listen a little bit heavier metal than that. heavier metal than that, uh, uh,

like, uh, heavier metal screeching iron balls. Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. Like Thor's butt.

Stuff like that, dude. I got it. I love that band. What about Britney Spears? Oh, she's amazing. Wait a minute. She is. I get that.

I feel like that those two things go together. Yeah. That's what I thought. That's why I asked that. Thor's butt. I can't wait until he's featured on the next Britney Spears song. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Has he never actually heard of Britney Spears in his life? Or is there actually a death man? metal band called Britney Spears that uses actual metal spears. That'd be good. I mean... The lead singer's name is Brittany. They throw spears on the crowd.

It's not bad. I like that too. Although she should sue. Yeah. Now that's metal. Of course, never sue. What's you doing at the bus stop? I'm just getting off in the hill, seeing who's out of her. Hey, and I, that was coming from you.

I was like, man, the music just randomly stopped. You're bumping music. Yeah, yeah. That was me. That's kind of cool. So you always like play music? I make music. So I got to promote myself. Oh, wait. So you were playing you? Yes. Bro, that's kind of a flex, Doc.

I mean, I've never known somebody to walk around the city, hop out the bus. You were playing music as it walked out. It's just coming out of your pocket? No, the backpack. Oh, the backpack. Bro, do you want to play us a sample real quick? I'll put it on. Yeah, yeah. What do you do? He's reaching into his back. There you go. There you go. I listen to the beat.

Okay, that's good. I appreciate that's enough of a sample. Thank you very much. And I just think we were going to air that. Is that a cover on a recorder? How dare you? No, that was an original. Some type of a sensitive kazoo ballad.

Oh, it did sound kazoo. Yeah. Do they have a sensual kazoo category on Spotify? Because I got to blow that. That's like a TV theme song or something. That is a song already. What is it? It's going to drive me nuts.

It'd be kind of nice if he walks by you. What is it? I think it's careless whisper. No, it's Britney Spears. Metal version. Are you guys just jealous that I interviewed a huge celebrity? Yeah, seriously. That's what happens during what you're doing at the bus stop where Jose bravely stepped over puddles of fresh urine to ask people standing on the sidewalk a very simple question.

What's you doing at the bus stop? Uh, there's an artist playing. Okay. They're also the only artist I want to listen to you today. Okay, so hold on. For the people that are just tuning in right now, there's a music festival across the street from this bus stop. And you aren't waiting for the bus. You are listening for free?

Yes. Oh, quiet down. It's the best way to listen. That's illegal, dude. People pay like 200 bucks to get in there, I heard. At least, yeah. What's the most illegal thing you've ever done? Yeah, I was a rascal in high school.

I would drive around, we would drive around, and we'd look for, like, open garage doors. Okay. Right into the house, steal the alcohol, or run away. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dang, is there anything else you do interesting in your life now that you're an adult and not in high school? Yeah, I've seen, like, some people with some yoga mats. What? Life hits you fast.

I didn't think he was going to go from rascal to breaking an entry. Yeah. Expecting a lot more innocent. Yeah. And then what with the yoga mats? Does he do the garage thing and go up and steal their yoga mat from under their... I think he was just trying to start doing yoga.

Oh. And that was adventurous. Or is he the infamous Lulu Lemon Luter? Hey. You could have done a citizen's arrest on him there, Jose. You missed your chance. No, Alex has tried to steal from them, and it didn't work out for her.

Well, we have time for one more. Let's hear more what you doing at the bus stop. Happening across from a music. festival across the street. What's you doing at the bus stop? I am heading home. I am a homebody, and so I went to my weekly game of Mahjong on Sunday,

and now I'm going to go home and lay on my couch and play Persona 5 Royal on the Nintendo Switch 2. Well, first off, I'm proud of you. You said you're a homebody. You made it out today. It's a beautiful day, too. Yeah, I'm definitely not an outdoors person. I mean, I like going out, but I'm also

not a heat person. I do not like the heat, and so... What's your biggest pet peeve. Get it off your chest. Like, what bugs you, man? Screaming children. I fucking hate those. I can tolerate children at best, but if they are yelling and crying and just making high-pitched noises,

no, thank you. Appreciate you telling me about your day. Now, is there any recommendations or advice you want to give to people? Ooh. Get the Cherry Limeade ice cream at Molly Moon's ice cream before the end of the month because that shi-it slaps.

Okay. I like this guy. I guess expects a lot of the language from him. Just don't go between the hours of like 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. because there could be children there. Oh, yeah. It's a pretty popular children. Yes.

Still, here's a man who clearly has his life together. He loves Mahjong, hates summer. Loves a very specific type of limited time ice cream hates children. No way this man is still single. Good luck, ladies. You missed your chance. Yeah. I love when people hate kids.

They forget that they used to be one. Yeah. And they hated themselves the entire time. Maybe. I know. That was what you're doing at the bus stop. Stay tuned next week for what you're doing behind Waffle House at 2 in the morning. When we go real deep.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Win, Brooks. An old foe of Brooks is on the line today. And you know, Brooks' memory. I don't know if this is going to register to her at all. But maybe this will. because today's player broke her win streak of 29 in a row. How dare she hang up the phone?

I am disgusted. It was supposed to be Brooke's summer of glory until Lisa showed up and boom. Oh, I remember Lisa. Punched Brooke right in the face with a big old L. Lisa, are you ready to do it again? Oh, you better believe I am. Oh, my. Smug, Lisa.

I can never forget you. Have you had a streak of bad luck? winning this game. Like black cats crossing your path at all times. Cracks and sidewalks where you didn't even know there was one. Oh. The earth is opening up underneath her feet, it sounds like. I'm just curious.

Nothing bad. Yeah, I don't think she understood that that was a question, Brooke. I asked her. That's okay. She saves answers for the points. Yeah, exactly. Leave the question asking to me. We're going to send Brooke out of the studio so we can get to the game, Lisa, and your victory

afterwards. But you know how it works. 30 seconds to answer. as many as possible. If you don't know and you could say pass, but you have to beat her out right if you want to win. Are you ready? I am so ready. You sound ready. Let's do this. Your time starts now. On this day in 2025, what fictional girl group reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100

with their song Golden? Oh, oh, I can't pass. What decade did Airbnb launch, 80s, 90s, or 2000s? 2000s? Steve Wozniak celebrates a birthday today. He helped co-found what company? Microsoft. A group of dolphins is a pod.

What's the term used for a group of fish? School. There we go. Lisa, good work. Brooke's going to come back in the studio with us. And Lisa, it says here that you're new at your job, so you haven't had a lot of vacation time during this summer. But you've spent a lot of your weekends hanging out on the back porch.

What's your summer beverage of choice on that back porch? So I'm more of like a fruity spirit type person. You know, it's like a Mai Tai or a lemon drop or something like that. Appletini sort of girl. You like a headache and a glass. Yeah. Why do I imagine you also sleeping a lot on the back porch once you're done with your. Yeah, you got a lot of mosquito bites over there?

Once in a while. Once in a while it happens. happens. When those fruity beverages hit just right. I know what that's like. Brooke, what's your summer beverage of choice? Like a rosé?

Oh, bro. God, you're supposed to be less classic than that. If we could deduct points from Brooke before we started, we would. I'm sorry. I like the orange bad dog 2020. There we go.

That's my girl. Tape it to her hand. She can't take it off until she finishes it. She's back. All right, Brooke. Are you? Brooke, are you ready? Yeah.

Here we go. Your time starts now. On this day in 2025, what fictional girl group reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 with their song Golden? Oh, the K-pop demon hunters. What decade did Airbnb launch? 80s, 90s or 2000s? Steve Wozniak celebrates a birthday today. He helped co-found what company?

Apple. A group of dolphins is a pod. What's the term used for a group of fish? School. The process of turning liquid into a gas is called. What? Evaporation. That's what breakfast?

Evaparate? He turns up in the gas. Oh, I get it. It's a digestion, Jeff. Let's go to the scoreboard. I thought it was good. We'll see how you both did with our own, Jose. I love nuts.

I love delicious, fresh nuts. Bolognaz. You like that too much. Sorry, first apart, that's a nuts, Joe. That's Martha Stewart, Corny. Oh, damn. It's a good day. Yeah.

You're a 13-year-old boy listening to this show. I really am. Lisa, you did well. Oh, you got two correct today. Brooke for correct. Oh. There was some bad luck between that and now. Wasn't there, Lisa.

I'm sorry. Revenge is Brooks today. Let's go over the answers. On this day in 2025, the fictional girl group that reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 is Huntrix. Yeah, we did not give a... Huntrix with their song Golden.

That's from the movie K-pop Demon Hunters. The decade Airbnb launched was in the 2000s, Actually, this day back in 2008. It'd be wild if it was the 80s. Yeah. We just never caught steam. It's been a long way. Steve Wozniak celebrates a birthday.

He helped co-found Apple, along with Steve Jobs. He turned 76. Group of dolphins is a pod. Group of fish is called a school. And the process of turning liquid into gas is evaporation. Hit the fart sound. No. How does he have that power?

Oh, gosh. We're going to get fined by the FCC. I don't have that power. That was broke. Anyway. I'm sorry, Lisa, for so many things, but mostly it wasn't enough to win. Good news is, just for playing. We're giving you a pair of tickets to see Ice Cube perform at the Washington State Fair on September 19th.

Wow, that is so awesome. Thank you. It was a good day. Two fruity drinks in your hand for that, huh? I'm going to go home and enjoy some spirits this evening just because of you, Brooke. Well, Lisa, it sounds like you have a very fun afternoon ahead of you, so you enjoy. and come back and play again soon. We're going to do Win Brooks Box same time tomorrow.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.