Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Chicken Tender Lovin Date, José's a Dad? + Alexis’ Gross Plane Emergency (2/25/26)

Episode Date: March 1, 2026

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Hey, it's Wednesday, which means what's on your mind? We got a brand new full show for you, a full hour here. And I cannot wait to hear Alexis's story of why her plane had to be diverted. I'm still mad about it, honestly. So gross. I think she's to blame. Oh, really? I think she's part of it.

Yeah, no. But we're going to find out of brand new, what's on your mind. Plus, we've got a new second date update and lots of fun on the way. But first comments always. Me commented, not me. Their name is me. Said, okay. This show needs more segments.

I listen for around four hours every day, and I'm going to start running out soon. Please make more. P.S. Alexis say cinnamon, synonym, five times fast. Oh, she has a stuff knows, but she can't say one of them. Try it, try it. Okay. Cinnamon, cinnamon, cinnamon. Cinnamon, synonym.

Cinnamon, synonym, synonym, synonym, synonym, synonym. I think I got it. My favorite is toy boat over and over again. Yeah, try it. Toy boat, toy boy, toe boy. It's so hard. That's hard. I don't like these games.

All right, your brand new full hour starts right now. Man, I am not a huge fan of trends. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Especially when I'm personally involved in them. Is it because... Is it because you're always six months late on all the trends? That's why. That's not what I'm talking about here.

I say that because the Washington Post just did a story on a helpful running hack. Thanks for the real trend setter. It's where I go for all the trends. WP. Who's better? Name one better than the Washington Post. All of TikTok. Yeah.

I mean, honestly, Instagram reels before them. Okay, China supporters. That's fine. You guys do your thing. I'm going to support America's Washington Post who just did a story on a helpful running hack. You know jogging?

That type of running. I heard of it. The hack is called Jeffing. Is that what I called you? It's spelled. J-E-F-F-I-N-G. That's a hard verb to use these days. Jeff, you're trending role.

It's apparently a well-known term in the running community. Really? You never heard of it in my life. Former Olympic athlete Jeff Galloway started using it with novice runners, and I'll just sum it up like this. Jeffing is if you're running and you start to feel tired, just walk for a while. Oh, nice. That's Jeffing it.

That's just... That's not a good thing. That's just stopping and walking. No, it's not stopping. It's continuing, but half energy. Yeah, you're conservative. That's not a trend, Jeff. It's just what people do.

It's the new trend. It's the hot workout trend. If you're really not in very good shape, which looking around the country seems to be the case, just go jog anyway, and don't beat yourself up about it if you really suck. That's just jeffin it. You can jog for 30 seconds,

jeff it for the next 30, and repeat. Jog it, jeff it, jog it jillif it sound dirty. I don't know, but it's annoying that Olympic runner said this. And he moved it after himself too. What in the shirt?

So text in to 78592, were you caught Jeff in it this morning? Oh, God. I know I was. Now, on to your shot collar question of the day with a guy who likes to Jake it

while we all watch our digital producer. Why are you both of your names feel like we shouldn't... It's a hard, Jay. Yeah. Give it to him. Yesterday, we celebrated the birth

day of legendary, infamous bald actor Billy Zane. Yeah. But I looked at the calendar this morning and today happens to be National Billy Day. Oh. Wow. But they couldn't line it up on the same day? Yeah, I probably should have combined those two. Ah, Jake was Jeff and it.

But oh well, the good news is it's never too late to celebrate famous billies from history and pop culture, Brooke. That's why today we're doing a special Big Billy Blowout edition of B. B. You say a number between 1 and 20, I'll describe a famous Billy to you. It could be a Bill, a Billy, a William, Billingsworth, even. Wow.

You just have to name them to stay in the game. Let's start with the woman who proudly comes from a town of Hill billies. It's Alexis. Nine. This famous Bill, Billy, Will, or William served as the 42nd President of the United States and once played sax on late night television, who is he? Uh, did Bill Clinton play sacks? Yes.

That's my guess. Bill Clinton? Yeah, that's right. Could have chosen William Henry Harrison, William G. Harding. They all played the sacks. All on late night television as well. But you got that right, Alexis, it was Bill Clinton. We're over to Brooke.

Nine is off the board. Isn't it wild how many nicknames there are for William? Yeah. Let's go with 11. This famous Billy, Bill, Will, William founded a notorious music festival that promised luxury villas and delivered cheese sandwiches and documentaries. Who is he?

The fire festival guy. What is his name? It's the fire festival, dude. I can see his face too. He looks like one of those AI tech bros. There's no way I'm going to remember this guy's name, unfortunately. Sounds like he really jeffed the festival. He can't be a Willie because Willys are cool.

You know what I mean? Like you don't know Willie who isn't cool. Yeah, he's a billion. Yeah, for sure. Give me Bill Bates. Bill Bates. That's not what I was looking for. I was looking for Billy McFarland. Yes. I knew he was a Billy.

He got sentenced to six years in federal prison for defrauding investors of $26 million. By the way, he's out and he's trying again. I think it's a third try. No, I think it's like the sixth try. Yeah, just money grabs. Jose, 11 and 9 are off the board. I need one from you. Let's go 12.

This famous Billy, Bill, Will, or William co-founded a group whose name sounds like a futuristic insect swarm and once convinced the world that spelling tonight without the G was a musical revolution. He later became a coach on the voice and collaborated with everyone from Brittany to NASA. Who is he?

Well, the voice is the only thing that I could cling on to on that. Willie's on the voice. I mean, I literally think Willie Nelson was a feature. but was he a judge? I saw him at concert. He played at 3 p.m. because he couldn't stay out later.

I'm going to go with like legend Billy Idol. Billy Idol? Yes. All right. The blonde Billy Idol. I'm sorry, Jose. The Billy, Bill, Will, or William I was looking at?

Will I Am. Oh, Will I am. William Adams of the black eyed peas phase. I like that's funny. Jeffrey, we're over to you. We're talking bills, Billy's, wills, Williams, Williams, Will I Am's billing's worth for National Billing Day. Alexis, it's very impressive, I know.

For National Billy Day, Jeffrey, we're over to you. 9, 11, and 12 are off the board. I'll take 19. This famous Bill, Billy, Will, or William once anchored fake news in a Southern California location, streak through the quad and declared if you're not first, you're last. Oh, that's been too easy for me. Yeah, this is pretty easy for me because my dad absolutely hates him. What?

No way. Interesting. My father thinks he is the most unfunny actor to ever grace the silver screen. I know some people that think that. He has actually booed him in person. In person? In person. What?

How dare he? He's a treasure. No, not according to my dad. This is Bill Farrell. I'll take that, yeah. That'd be crazy if he went by Bill instead of Will. Off screen. That brings us to a Bill tiebreaker.

Alexis, if you get this right, you'll win if you get this right. You'll win if you get this wrong. Jeffrey will win. Three. This famous Bill, Billy Will or William, is a piano playing New Yorker and wrote the unofficial anthem for bar regulars everywhere. He stopped writing pop songs decades ago, but still sells out arena filled with people yelling lyrics.

They only half remember, who is he? I don't want to say anything. He's a man with two first names. Two first names. Billy Willie? It's both come together. I love Billy Willie. Billy Will is not what I'm looking for, Alexis.

It's a piano man, Billy Joel, which I was looking for, and that means Jeffrey has jeffed his way to a win in plenty of 20. Yeah. Thank you, Dad, Phil Farrell. That's son of B. So I get to choose who gets shocked. They're going to be singing Bad Guy by Billy Eilish. Hey, another Billy.

I think that goes to Brooke today. So you're a tough guy like a really good. rough guy, just can't get enough guy, chest's always so puff, guy. That was your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Developmental psychologists have said a baby's first word can reveal a lot about who they'll become. Really? Wow.

Don't they all say dad-da? Because that's the easiest thing to say. Not all. Yeah, not all of them. Like if the first word is mama, that kid will probably grow up to be more nurturing. If it's Papa, they're more likely to become more analytical. Interesting. And if it's Daddy, they're more likely to start an only fan's page. It's already saying the E part. It's all checking out. But what about with adults?

Apparently, scientists are standing by for our next segment to hear each of our first words as we share what's on our minds. Hopefully all the daddies are listening close as we're doing it coming up right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and there should be an emergency hot dog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick. Right? I'm hungry. You know, a little snapdog action. It's a genius idea. Proving that sometimes average people can have brilliant thoughts.

You call it glowing glizzies. Yeah. Brilliance is possible, just not on this segment. What's on your mind where we go around the room sharing what we've been thinking about lately? Starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, y'all know if you've been following that my New Year's resolution is to spend less time on my phone. Oh, yeah. It's been going so great for you.

It's a slow process, Jeff. Okay. And my husband got me an alarm clock to do just that. Get our phones out of the bedroom. And I was like, sweet. All I got to do is plug it in, set the time. So I start to do that. And then I'm like, where do you set the time?

No, you have to download the app first. Oh. The ironies. So I'm like, well, that's odd. Yeah, phone-controlled alarm clock? I guess. But you just stay off your phone. I know.

So I download the app to this fancy alarm clock. And I start going through the setup stuff. And then it hits me with, you also have to get a subscription. Oh, you have to pay for it. $50 a year to use the stupid clock. Oh, well, that seems fair. Why? Why would it, why would an alarm club need an,

a subscription. What am I subscribing to? To time? No. No. No, you don't subscribe to time? No, I put it back in the box and you know what? I got my phone out and set my alarm on my phone. So anybody is in the need of an alarm clock. I have one for resale because I think that we're past the return day. But that's your Christmas present from your husband. You can't just give it away. It's romantic. Nope. It's up for sale. Hit Brooke up at Brooke Fox Foxx.

Yeah, that's right. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well, I was visiting my family recently, and I'm in the living room with my parents. Yeah. And my mom says, oh my gosh, before I forget, I need to tell you something. Okay. She says, I saw an ad on TV for a toy elephant. Then later that night, I had a dream that I bought that exact toy for your new baby. Oh, she's amazing.

You're having a baby. I have a picture of the toy. Here you go, so everybody can see it watching the video. I thought you were going to have a picture of the baby. The baby doesn't exist, as you all know. It's an elephant toy. That you know of. It plays peekaboo.

The ears move. And so she's like, look, you are going to have a baby because I had a dream about it. And it's going to be a baby girl. And she's so excited to have a granddaughter. And I'm like, Mom, I'm not even dating. But I'm letting her go on until my dad weighs it. He overhears the conversation. And he doesn't chime in about the baby.

He's chiming in about the scams of buying toys nowadays. No, Mary, do not buy the elephant toy. That is a scam. I read about it on CNN where they buy the electronic toys and they come and the plushies don't work. It's just a toy. Maybe you need a subscription service to get the elephant to move a damn ears. Well, my mom hears this. It goes, excuse me, I can buy my granddaughter.

Whatever toy, I want to buy my granddaughter. That's right. Even if she doesn't exist. I have no idea. Looks like their grandbaby is going to cause a real rift in their marriage. Oh, yeah. Well, it's not coming, so that's good. Just because you don't have a grandchild doesn't mean you can't act like a grandparent.

That's right. Very true. That's fair. Alexis, what's been on your mind? So over the weekend, I had a long flight, and I was, like, unwell, like, sick going into it. And you hate to be that person, you know? I'm not really happy sitting next to you now. No, I know.

Sorry. So I'm backseat of the plane, though, by the bathroom. So I'm like, okay, maybe I can, like, lay low here. Nobody will see me. Yeah. Except that there's. There's a line for the bathroom, the entire flight, okay? Oh, no.

But it feels like abnormal, like the amount of people that are next to me. We have one hour left of the flight, and the pilot announces, we need to emergency land because the bathrooms are full and are close to flooding. Oh, my, I've heard about this on the news before. I didn't know that that could happen. I've heard about these. And I knew there are so many people. So we land, and then they're like, if you have to go the bathroom, you can get off the plane.

Half the plane leaves to go to the bathroom. No, so nobody's going to come back on. Nope. So then it took forever because they're missing people. People get back on and they're like, hey, the bathrooms are working. And the line forms again for the bathroom. What are they serving on this plane? I counted 20 people in line next to me, you guys. Oh my, that's like half the plane in a line.

I decided to stop covering up. I'm sick because I'm next to the bathroom. I'm like, hey, if I'm a sick girl next to the bathroom, maybe they'll get out of line. That's good. So I start coughing, sneezing. So the whole plane should thank you. Yes, I know. Eventually we do take off my first.

Five-hour flight turned into a nine-hour flight because of all the people that had to go to the bathroom. Oh, my gosh. And I bet you they blamed it on you. They're like, there's some sick girl back there. I'm really upset stuff. And really, I was keeping people out of line. That's just doing service.

That sounds awful. All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind? So I didn't tell anybody this in the room until now, but I went to Disneyland last week. What about? I'm so jealous. I love Disney. Well, you didn't tell anyone because you didn't want Jose's 1,000 tips.

I have a Disneyland painting in front of me right now. I didn't want anybody telling me how I should do it. Okay. I feel like people always talk about the huge crowds and, yes, it's very expensive. But the thing no one ever seems to bring up is the personal space issue. What do you mean? So I buy a bubble wand. You guys know what those are?

Yeah, those things are obnoxious. So I make music. I get one. And I'm walking around with this thing. And out of nowhere, this eight-year-old kid runs up to me. and I'm not making this up, puts his entire mouth over the top of my wand.

Oh my gosh. Where the bubbles come out. He starts basically inhaling the suss. And he pulls away for just a second to shout, hmm, bubbles taste good. And then goes right back in. And in a while...

Why did you just turn it off, Jeff? You have the... I'm in shock. Jeff's letting it spin? I'm going to get in trouble here because this random kid's sucking my wand. Okay. Eventually, he, I guess, gets his fill, does this crazy big laugh, like, and then runs off into the crowd.

Oh, he's drunk on bubblegey. Then later, I meet Mickey and Donald for a photo op. For some reason, Donald doesn't understand the personal space thing either, because he keeps leaning in like he's trying to give me a mouth kiss. Yeah, they do that. The characters are cute like that. They're like being happy with you. Why do you turn everything weird? These are my experiences.

I didn't know meeting a Disney character came with a dental exam. So Disney, please, put some signs up in the park that say, respect others' personal space, please. Jeff, you should just not go out into public that. I was the weird one. I think you're the problem here. Dude, don't even tell us what you do with a chiro. Get that bubble boy back on my wand.

That's fine. And text in to 78592. Tell us what's been on your mind. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. and cheer if you want to hear text coming in from our listeners at 7-8-5-9. Cheers! All right.

Boo if you don't. Boo. Jeffrey, read them anyway. This first one says, Rocky here. Good morning. Brooke, Jeffrey, Alexis, Jose, A.I. Jake, Ashley, Ann Ashton. Y'all, what are Rocky. Can someone take away Jose's Instagram?

Oh. I'm concerned about the sea lion propaganda. Jose, what is Rocky talking about? He's a very interesting. Is it part of the conspiracy theory on Sea Lions? I have no idea. If you claim to not know, but you really started it all? Sure.

Rocky, you've thrown the whole show for a loop. Congratulations. Another text says, Alexis is the cat's pajamas. She can do the phone tap? I believe in you. Okay, that was said in the wrong voice. We need an old Alan to read that text. Alexis is the cat's pajamas.

It's nice that you have fans in their 90s, Alexis. That's awesome. Oh, yeah. She did say she was calling her grandma more often. Oh, that explains it. We got time for one more. It says, I'm a bartender, and I listen to you on the way to work, and it reminds me that my job is to bring people joy. It's easier to do when you go into work laughing, and that's what you guys do every day.

That's awesome. Your job is to spy on the first daters in there. And your number one job is bringing people drinks, not joy. We don't need to mansplain bartending to a bartender. I'm going to do it anyway. Okay. I don't think he understands what the job actually is. And I'll be there later to make sure you do it right.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Let's face it, there are times in your life where deep down, you were kind of rooting for somebody to cheat. Oh. Whoa. I mean, in the movie Titanic, Rose was engaged. But did anybody complain when Leo was taken her below deck? No. We were all rooting for it like, yeah.

Draw her like one of your friends. Girls, Leo. We saw the pompous husband, right? He was the worst. Same thing when Pam was engaged in the office. Oh my gosh, it is. Everybody was waiting for Jim to make a move and break up that happy relationship. Okay, Jeff.

And don't even get me started on Scooby-Doo. What? Who did they break up? Well, Fred and Daphne were obviously together, but deep down, we were all rooting for Daphne to ditch Fred and end up with Velma. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. You know you wanted it, so listen, I'm not. proud of saying this, but a tiny, tiny sliver of me is happy about cheating.

Oh, wow. Only because it gives us great stories for our next segment. Yes. A brand new edition of Busted coming up right after this. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Sneaky husbands. Two-timing wives. Bad boyfriends.

And even worse, girlfriends. They thought they could get away with it. But now they're about to get busted. Our own Brooke Fox loves her some Usher. Now, did he cheat on his girlfriends and on his wife with one of her bridesmaids while secretly impregnating his mistress?

But Confessions Part 2 is good. Sure, you know. But Usher's got abs. And that pretty much erases all of his lifetime of bad deeds and decisions. Plus, we got a really good song out of it. Absolutely. Two songs out of it.

Albums, you mean. That's true. But if you don't have a wash of it, Bushboard's stomach and platinum records? Uh-oh. And you stray? Brooke will not be so forgiving. Here on Busted, where our listeners can come on the show and share how they caught their exes without six-packs, doing what Usher did in Confessions, Part 1 and 2.

Yeah. I wouldn't recommend Usher as a boyfriend. No. Yeah. Any type. But we do have a few listeners on the phone, ready to share their story, starting with Nicole. Tell us how you busted your significant other. My boyfriend told me he was taking a bartending class every weekend to learn mixology.

Oh, bartenders have such a good reputation. They're always stable relationships. But those mixology classes are important. You got to know what you're making. Those are legit. That's true. Yeah. Yeah.

So one night I wanted to surprise him and I typed in the bar name to my GPS. And it led me to some random apartment building. Oh. Wait, what? Well, I mean. Some apartment buildings have been. bars on the bottom floor. Maybe it's one of those, like, experiences you buy on Airbnb.

Yeah, it could be. What happened? Well, there's no bar because I was just hanging around in the lobby until he came down. And, of course, he's with another woman. Wait, she's not the teacher? No, she's not the teacher. Oh, man, were they even drinking? What was going on?

I don't know what they were doing, but it turns out he wasn't learning to bartend professionally. He was just making cocktails for this woman in her kitchen every Saturday night. Oh, geez. Sounds nice if you're her, though. Yeah. Just order whatever you want. Yeah. Usher's Confession Part 3 coming after this one.

Let's keep going. Kenny, tell us how you busted your significant other. This is the worst coincidence ever, but I actually, I used to work for a moving company back in my 20s. Okay. And we were doing this job one day for this guy. It was me and my boys, and we were packing up. everything and putting in the truck. And then there was this one last item that was this huge frame photo.

And there was this white sheet draped over it. Yeah, right. Okay. To protect it, probably. Yeah, so I was like, oh, I'm going to, what am I protecting exactly? Right. And I looked under it and I started freaking out because the picture was our client posing with my girlfriend.

Oh. Oh. Yeah. What? What? What? What? It turned out they were actually moving in together.

and she was going to break up with me that night. Oh, wow. After the move? I mean, she couldn't have suggested a different moving company for her boyfriend. Seriously. Did you actually do it? Yeah, I did. In tears.

Wait, you did the move? You, like, carefully moved the picture so it wouldn't be damaged? Yeah, it was hard to do the job. One of my money. Oh, that's... Wow. All right. Big a man than I.

But get this, though. So I drove the truck with all the guys stopped to the new place. and she was waiting there. And when she pulled up, like her face was like, oh, crap. And I just remained professional. I did my job. I unpacked everything. But then when I drove off, I drove through the bushes.

So. Hey. Take that bushes. Yeah. Okay. She calls and complains when your employees drove through a bush? Yeah. That was the worst coincidence, probably of all times.

That was the universe just telling you, bro. Honestly, the best. Like, you didn't want to be with that person. Yeah. You got out of that. Finally, we got time for one more. Let's talk to Lisa. Tell us how you busted your significant other.

So my boyfriend kept getting these weird mystery packages in the mail and it was like every week. Okay. I've heard that in the news where like scammers will use people's addresses to like ship stuff and things. I always just figured it's an Amazon package I forgot about.

You ordered it. They weren't Amazon packages? No, it didn't have the Amazon little thing on it. And so when I asked him about, he's like, these are subscription boxes that he signed out for. Oh, okay. I think when I sign up for things I forget about. Yeah. All right.

Guys get subscription packed for like beard oils and things. Dude, they have a hot sauce one. They send you different hot sauces every month. How do you know he wasn't sending themselves flowers? True. There's all sorts of things he could have been doing. Exactly. She's like, you're standing up for him?

Why? What happened? Yeah. So one day before he got home, I took the box. and I kind of opened it on the bottom. And inside it was a Rolex. Oh. And this really fancy cologne and a handwritten note.

And it said, I hope you like this flavor. Love your sweet sugar mama. Sweet sugar mama. Oh. She needs to be rollies are expensive. That's like a $10,000 minimum. What subscription service is that? Yeah.

Sugar Mama would. Yeah, exactly. I like that one. So I confronted him and he said, I never lied. Oh, really? He just didn't tell you. Yeah. He said, I never lied to you.

It's just his sugar mama liked to pay him with fancy subscription boxes. Oh, okay. You didn't specifically ask if he had a sugar mom. Yes. Did you apologize to him after that clear explanation? Yeah, and I cooked in dinner. Good. He's like last week it was like a dog toy service

It's just bad timing Lisa I'm sorry that happened But we appreciate you coming on the show Oh man They hit up our text board If you have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating You could be on the next edition of Busted Phone taps coming up right after this

It's almost time for your prank call And recently a woman reached out to us Because she couldn't believe that her friend went and complained about her smoothies Oh what? So she has one of those loyalty cards Where if you buy a certain out, you get the next one free.

Yeah, I love those. Apparently, the people at the juice store couldn't figure it out. So she went and emailed corporate about it. Oh, my gosh. That's how bad this woman wants a free smoothie. They do taste better. It's the point of the situation.

She's going to get way more than she bargained for when we call in your phone tap right now. Brooklyn Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, is Angelica R. There? Who's calling?

I'm calling from J-Gh-Jews Corporate. The name's Tyler Skadoosh, customer relations. Okay. Yeah, what's this regarding? I know I sent an email about... Yes, I just was forwarded your complaint email about your recent experience with us, and I just wanted to call personally and tell you,

I am so sorry. Okay. Thank you. Yeah, so it says something, I'm just looking at it. You ordered your nine smoothies, and didn't get your 10th for free? Yeah, that's correct. And you felt that was needed to write in to the company about it.

I mean, I was just, they couldn't help me at the store that I was at, so I just figured it would be easier to just go straight to the top. Make it my problem. I see it. All right, so. I mean, I wasn't trying to make something like your personal problem. Yeah. I didn't know what else to do.

I just, I got it. So, listen, I'm going to address your issue in just a second. but real quick, I'm curious, have you had a chance to try our new chicken banana smoothie? Ew. I'd say, what kind of smoothie? Sorry? It's chicken and banana. A little protein and potassium, right in the double peas. Sorry, that doesn't really sound appealing to me.

Well, okay, but if it did, I could get you two free chicken banana smoothies. I'm not really interested in that product. Thank you. I'm just trying to figure out my, you know, loyalty thing. That's all I see. Just got a just a few things over on my end. Let me just put you on hold. Okay, okay.

That's fine. Hey, you got Tyler Skidoo-Shed, what can I grab you for? Hey, sorry. Yeah, I was just on the phone with you. I was trying to figure out my free smoothie. You, okay. Yeah. What?

Yeah. I'm sorry. I don't... Right. So, listen, I was able to talk to a couple of the higher-ups here, and they're willing to give you three complementary chicken banana smoothies if you drop the card complaint. I'm actually a vegetarian, so I'm not really interested in... Well, good. It's got banana in it. Yeah, but, look, I'm not really interested in that. I just was trying to figure out what's going on with my... Got it. Please hold.

Okay. Oh, God. You're not really... So good. Oh. Mmm. So good. Oh, God. Mmm.

So good and tasty. This can't be real. Oh, my God. You got him, Tyler Skadoosh. What's the happy, capy? Hey, yeah, it's me again. Oh. You keep offering me this protein, weird chicken banana smoothie.

And you keep having this song that's playing it, too. Like, I don't. Yeah, it's pretty catchy, right? No, it's really annoying. Excuse me. I made that. Okay, I don't... Excuse me, what was that?

I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying to tell you about the chicken banana smoothie. It's white meat meets yellow heat. Okay, that sounds disgusting. What does that even mean? Okay, you keep saying yummy. No, that is clearly on your end. That is not me.

On my end, I'm just trying to tell you about the bold fusion of farm and fruit. Do you hear how you're describing this smoothie? It sounds disgusting. You're not selling it to me. Okay. Excuse me? No, excuse me. you. What's that how were you just making it? I just want my free smoothie. Can you just fix it in the system?

That's all I want. Please. Okay. I can definitely help you. Oh my God. Do he literally just put me on hold again? I can't. Sir, excuse me, anybody. Oh my God. I can't. Tyler Skadoosh. What can I do you for? It's me again. Oh, God. I mean, welcome back. Like it's obvious you don't want to deal with me and I really don't want to deal with you because you have not been helpful or respectful at all. Okay. Really? So I don't even know why you called me if you're not going to resolve this issue for me.

Full disclosure, I only called you because your sister Millie wanted me to. What? Yeah. She was the one who said that you were stubborn and gullible enough to fall for this prank phone call. And I didn't want to believe her. But yeah, I guess she was right. Yep. So dumb.

Oh, my God. How dare you say this is dumb? My name is Jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a really smart phone tap. Oh, this is so embarrassing. I can't. I just want a smoothie. I just want my smoothie.

A chicken banana smoothie. No, that is the most disturbing I've ever heard. They're feathered and fruity, protein and potassium. Oh, my God, okay. I'll put you down for three. We'll call it good. No, send them to my sister. sir, please.

Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Wide-leg jeans were in, then out. Now, in again? Oh, yeah. Okay. Wider the better, let's go. There you go.

Umbrella pants. Playing with your food. In, then out. But is it back in again? Play? It was in? Oh, yes, it is. People are doing it on their first dates.

And we have proof. Like a food fight? Now, of course, the guy's not getting a call back afterwards, but that's kind of a secondary issue. You're going to hear what food was played with and how. Okay. Brooke's a supporter. I guess. Of the jeans and the food playing.

Maybe you're going to want to try it after you hear a brand new second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. I just Googled the top turn-ons for guys during dates. Whoa. And Google was like, I don't know. Ask chat GPT.

So I went and I asked chat GPT. Hey, what turns guys on? Shouldn't you know you're a guy? And they were like, oh, come on now, Jeff, you know. Oh. So I'm getting no answers from both of the smartest computers on planet Earth. They must be... They're female.

Is that what it is? Listen, here's what I've learned from a good friend of mine, Jose Balanos. A woman with a great personality and a nice low-cut napkin will always have my attention. So that's what I have to go off of. When one of our listeners said that he was turned on big time by the end of his date, I think I know what he means. By a napkin? I cannot wait to wait. find out how low his date's napkin was cut. Chris, welcome to the show, my man.

Hey, thanks for having me. Oh, God. I don't know that I want to be part of any of this, the rest of this conversation. I know. Brooks's getting far too turned on, thinking about how low she wants to cut her napkin for her next day. That doesn't even make sense. It doesn't have to because it's hot. Am I right, Chris? Oh, Chris. Yeah. No, don't say yeah. Yeah, Chris knows. All right. So now that we've got all the gears turning, we're all oiled up.

and ready to go. Chris, tell us about the woman that she met. What's her name? Her name was Lisa. Oh, my sister's name is Lisa. Nice. Don't say my voice. Sorry, that's just my voice. Oh, man, now I got this tiny

napkin and I'm thinking of my sister. Oh, my God. Chris, I am so sorry. It's a good name. It's a strong female name. Let's talk about your Lisa, Chris. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I met her on a dating app. I won't say which one, but she was

definitely leading the charge throughout this interaction. Because this is the thing, she wanted to get right to the date. I'm somebody that wants to take it slow. I'd like to get to know whoever they are via chat. Isn't that exhausting, though? Like, I've just heard that people disappear. Like, it never materialized. Texting too much can ruin it before.

I know, Brooke. Why don't they jump straight into bed with you? Like, first five minutes. Like, let's really get to know each other. That's a good old days, Jeff. I miss those days of dating for people. I'm with you, Chris. What's wrong with you?

Why do you want to talk to them? Yeah, I want to get to know. know you. Do we have that same sense of humor, whatever? Gotcha. But Lisa, she just jumped right and said, I'd like to get to know you in person. Let's do it on a date. Wow. She suggested a place that I would have never thought that a woman would suggest a date for,

which was Popeye's, Popeye's chicken. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, it's so good. It's good. It is great. But I was like, I don't know. I would never even suggest that myself. Yeah. I bet you're stoked. Yeah.

Did you actually go inside of Popeyes? or did you do the drive-thru nice and slow? No, we went inside, no drive-thru. Because for anybody listening, that's a little first date tip. Do the drive-through slow back seat only. How are you driving? Cruise control, baby. Oh, yeah.

Chris, if this day ends up not working out, just remember that for your next one, okay? We're running in a lot here. Okay, so take us inside Popeyes with Lisa. What happens? Well, I would say first off, when I saw her, she looked exactly like her photos. I was happy about that.

Dude, and to be cute in fast food lighting is a feat. And she was. She was super cute, super nice. She made me laugh. That was like a big highlight. This is silly, but she would use the chicken tenders and make them walk towards me. I don't know. It was like some weird bit.

Dude, that sounds like an awesome day. She sounds fun. Why do I picture the Rockettes? Like just a line of chicken legs. Sexy long chicken legs coming right out of you. That's fun. They were tenders. They weren't the drumsticks.

They should have been the drumsticks. That would have been better. Yeah. Yeah, she's not as funny as we want her to do. We're going to dock her a point. So the mood is good. Like, how does it end? I mean, everything was going great.

I mean, there was so much flirtation. I mean, there was so much flirtation. She was touching my hand. There's a lot of that. And then it was pretty short. I would guess, like, I don't know, 30, 40 minutes. She just said, hey, I'm having a great time, but I got to go. I hope to see you again.

And then I walked her to her car. on that moment, I was feeling the vibe. I went in for a kiss goodbye. And next thing I know, her fingers are on my lips stopping me. He says to me, naughty boy, literally moves my lips with her hand to her cheek. I don't know. It must have been the control, but that was the most turned on I've ever been. No way that did it for you.

Her pulling your face onto her cheek. did it. I don't know. I know she was saying no to the kiss, but I was like, whatever you want. You just discovered you like a woman to take control, brother. Yeah. That's what you discovered. I mean, obviously, she was being fun and playful with it. Like, it's not like she was turning you down in a cold way. So I am actually surprised you're not seeing her again. Yeah, I'm surprised too. I mean, what's happened since? I mean, there was a little bit of chit-chat via text right after the date. Okay. But then it just went radio silence. For the last four days.

Man, the chicken's gone cold. She's trying to ghost you for sure, but we're not going to let her. Yeah, just because it's cold, as I mean, you can't pop it in the microwave, reheat it, get it nice and hot again. I would hope that you would choose an air friar. Well, I mean, microwave fried chicken is not where it's hot. I'm working with what we got here at the radio station, and they definitely don't have air ifiers or ninja whatever.

Is that talking about dating or chicken right now? Yeah, I'm confused too, but I'm liking it no matter what. Maybe she just wants to take it super, super slow with you because she liked you that much. That's true. But she wanted to take it fast in the beginning. Yeah. I know. Fast, slow.

It's like watching Alexis drive. It's hard to follow. So let's try and call her. We'll figure out if she has a reason for not talking to you in the last four days. But hopefully we can get her to agree to another meetup when we do your second date update with Lisa right after this. No, no. It's your sister's name. With Lisa right after this.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. We're on the phone with Chris. who told us that his date with Lisa was the most turned on that he has ever been. God, and nothing happened. Are you sure?

Because after getting the Dietz, it's not hard to understand why he said that. Because first off, they went to Popeyes. Ding, ding, ding. Then they played footsie together with their chicken tenders. Oh, which she pretended

that they were legs. Sexy again. And then at the very end, when he leaned in to kiss her, she blocked it with her greasy hand and then guided his lips onto her cheek. Call him a naughty boy. Oh, yes.

Yes. I mean, am I the only one who's sweating, thinking about that? Yeah. I think it's more than me sweats from the chicken. Oh, maybe I'm getting sick. Okay. I should probably get a checkout. But, I mean, according to Chris, it was an intense connection

that they shared that day. That's so cool. It has been four days, though, since they last spoke over text, and he's not sure what killed the momentum. we're going to try and help him figure out why. Yeah, I would love that. I mean, it was a perfect matchup, super funny, corky, pretty woman. I mean, come on, help me out.

Do you have any theories? I mean, I must have just said something wrong or weird in the text, but I've gone back through and looked at them, and there's nothing there that stands out. You didn't send any pictures, did you? No. No, I did not. Okay. Because sometimes I send a naked, unbredded chicken, and that usually kills it for me.

I can't hear too much about Jeffs. And, yeah, the girls like it breaded, by the way, Chris. That's another hot dating tip for you. Just in case this doesn't work out. All right, I'll take it. For guys, too. Go ahead, feel free to steal that. Give me just call, Lisa.

I know. Again, Brooke is getting too turned on. Just thinking about that naked chicken breast. Before we get an original and crispy. Yeah, exactly. So let's just dial Lisa. We'll see if she answers, and then hopefully we can figure this out. So here we go.

Hello? Hey, we're looking to speak with Lisa. This is Lisa. Hey, Lisa. Thanks for answering. You're on a radio show right now. It's kind of cool. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Lisa.

Hi. Hey. Look at you, you star. Hi. Okay. Yeah. I think this actually could be a really exciting call for her. Yeah.

All of us are very excited to talk to you because we heard about a date that you went on with one of our listeners. A really nice-seeming guy named Chris. Oh. Chris? Yeah. Your Popeye boyfriend? Can we call him? Do you have a boyfriend already?

Come on. This minute is like funny. Popeye guy. Popeye guy. Popeye guy. I like that. Yeah. Why are you calling?

Sorry? Oh yeah. This is a lot. Right. So this is a segment called a second date update. We do it when a listener of ours is having trouble figuring out why they're not getting a second meetup with someone. We call on their behalf to try and figure out if there's a reason why. I don't know

I don't know Okay Can you start with your initial thoughts Like when he walked into Popeyes You were like What I mean I thought he was cute

I just Okay It sounds like you're on the fence about it At least you're not outright saying No I didn't like him So that's a good sign It's tough Because I do want to see him again

and I had a great time. It's just that's not my specific situation. What do you mean? What's your specific situation? So in my situation, my boyfriend likes it when I go on dates with other guys. Your what? Your boyfriend? It's a thing.

I get it. So you're in a relationship with another man and you're just doing this because it's your guys' thing. Like he likes to be jealous No I mean not really Like he goes on the date And he watches Like that's his thing He was like in the restaurant at the same time

What? Yeah Yeah so he came into the restaurant And watched him me go on a date With another guy He saw the two of you Playing with each other's chicken candy But a guy staring at Popeye

Yeah I'm sorry that's what I can't get over either Like you were He said that you were acting like chicken Tenders were legs. Yeah. I mean, that's what you're supposed to do on a date, right? Like, have fun. Yeah, but it sucks because, like, you led Chris on, our listener.

Like, he didn't know you were in a relationship. No, no, because I'm not lying because on my profile, it says that I'm looking for something casual. So are you saying romance is still in play? No, I mean, that's one of our rules. Like, we can't do anything with other people. Like, a kiss on the cheek is as far as it can go. Ah, that explains the guided mouth to the cheek. This is a slippery slope you're on, my friend.

I mean, not really, like, it keeps things fun and exciting, and it makes it feel like we're still in, like, the early stages of dating. That's one of the worst parts of dating. Maybe for you. The first date. I don't know, but then you go to, like, 10 years deep into a relationship, and you barely talk to each other. Yeah, you wish you had a first date experience. Right. You wish to have more things to talk about.

That's not true. over 10 years in and like... Exactly. You've just proved my point. So thank you, bro. All right. Oh, I think Chris is going to be just bummed. That's a bummer. Well, we can, we don't need to guess because we do have Chris waiting on the other line listening in on this conversation wanting to talk to you, Lisa. Oh my God, he just heard all of that.

Unless he hung up. Hey, Lisa. Oh, no, he didn't. He's still in. I don't even understand what, what went on? You did this all as like a joke to have, you? your boyfriend, watch me on a date with you? It's not a joke. We just, like, watch each other go on first dates with other people.

For your... I had a great time with you. I just make... I mean, what? You said that you're a casual, you're up for something casual. Well, it sounds like you're also in something that's beyond casual, but you want something casual. I'm perplexed.

I don't understand. It feels very rude, and I feel like, I don't know. Such a process, bro. Used. Okay. So after all the first dates I've had, and like, we do this like once or twice a month. Like, you were one of my favorites. And I told my boyfriend that I might want to use one of my golden tickets on you this year.

Oh, what's a golden ticket? Yeah, what? Okay, so like a golden ticket is a second date with someone. And I haven't used mine yet this year. And I'm thinking of using it on you. Oh, Chris. I'm going to tease it one more time, Chris. Aren't you honored?

This is great. Brooke, take notes for your relationship. This is good. I thought we had an actual, a real connection, and I'm finding out it's just like a game. Yeah. No, no, no. Like, obviously, we had a good time together. Like, or otherwise you wouldn't have called this radio station.

Oh, she's got you there. We could go out again, and I can let you can see on the cheek again, but, you know, my boyfriend will be watching. A pity golden ticket, cheek in. Where was he sitting in pop-bye? Yeah, that's a good question. Where was he sitting? Did I interact with your boyfriend? Oh, my God. If he was in the drive-thru, I'm going to die.

I don't want to ruin it because, like, he might be in the same spot when we go on another date. So, you know, I want to let him be inconspicuous. Yeah. Does it ruin it for you that he knows now that the boyfriend's going to be in the vicinity? Isn't that part of the facade? Oh, that's a good point. I mean, kind of, but, like, I would still use my golden ticket on you, Chris. And, like, again, my boyfriend hasn't, like, officially agreed, but, like, I will extend that.

What if you end up liking Chris more than your boyfriend? Uh-oh. That's not going to happen. Do you all know that I'm still here, right? No, we know. I just want to get more details about how this whole relationship thing works. Jeffrey is literally taking notes for some reasons, and I don't really get it. I mean, not to be too progressive here, but it's kind of archaic to think that just because a woman is in a relationship, that means she can't hang out with a man ever again or meet a new guy.

Right, Brooke? No, I don't agree with you on this one. You think that women should be locked down once they're in a relationship forever. I think every relationship can have different boundaries and that's fine that those are the boundaries that she has with her boyfriend. What I don't think is fine

is that you're lying to other people and like using people like Chris along the way. That's the part that sucks. That's fair. But now all the boundaries have been set out. She's said exactly how it works and Chris you're in the loop. In the inner circle.

It's actually the inner triangle, Brooke because it's a three-person thing. Unless her boyfriend's on a double date while watching her date, then it would be a square. Oh, that's a really far away, a rectangle. Wait, have you done this before? That's a great idea. No, we're just brainstorming here. We just took geometry.

So, Lisa, it sounds like you've already told us that you're willing to use your golden ticket on Chris. Is that, am I right about that? Yes. Chris, Lisa's in and so is her boyfriend secretly in the corner. Are you still down? Yeah, he's got to be listening to this. I do not want to go out on dates with somebody who needs approval from their boyfriend through a golden ticket. No.

No, thank you. Oh, that's such a normal sentence to say, though. That's so weird. Oh, Chris. Are you sure? Because, like, if it works out, we could go and watch his date the next week. Oh. Oh, yeah.

I never want to do that. No, you two could be hiding in the ball pit while they're inside the McDonald's sharing the Krispy. Oh. What did you see that? Oh, I was looking out. Oh, yeah. Well, just remember, no kissing.

No kissing. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's funny that Chris's biggest turn on was when she said no to his kiss. But her biggest turn on was her boyfriend watching her say no to his kiss. Oh, the irony there. The chicken tender scene is just still strange to me, that that is part of the arousal situation. Now you know what you're getting into when you go to Popeyes. I mean, I guess if you know you're not hooking up with anyone, you got nothing to lose.

Yeah. She's just having a good time. Like, she doesn't care on the day to end. Free pop-out. Yeah, there you go. It's something to talk about later with her boyfriend. Like, when you did that thing, I thought that was so funny. So sexy.

Oh, my God. People's turn-ons are just evolving as the world changes, and I don't know if it's a good thing or not. I'm not sure either. But Brooke, does Michael want to watch you and me get some red lobster maybe this weekend? I'll pretend to not see him in the corner if he's into that. I'm going to go, no, but you can sit. and watch us if you want. Oh, well, that's not very fun for me.

Your husband's like, who's that weird guy choking on a cheddar biscuit over there? Do you like this, Brooke? Yeah, Jim won't say hi, hi, Brian. I don't know. It might reinvigorate your marriage because it sounds like it definitely worked for Lisa. Lost opportunity. I'll keep that in my back pocket and things go south. Good for you.

And make sure you keep us in your back pocket. If you ever need help with your dating life, you can email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling. you back and also keep our podcast in your back pocket too. It fits really well. It sure does. Find us at Brooke and Jeffrey. Like, subscribe, and comment.

I know we're still quite a ways away from summer. But that doesn't stop me from dreaming about it. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I want everyone listening right now to close your eyes, especially if you're driving. And I want you to picture you on the beach with an ice cold, refreshing soft drink. You know the ones with the cool. little water droplets going down the side of the bottle in the commercial. Oh, and it's in a bottle

that means it's fancy. Oh, so tasty. Now, let's say you don't have a bottle of cool, refreshing drink. And you need something else to put up to your lips. I can think of a... No, right. You're about to get banned from the bag of

a big. A little bit of a house You're escorted off the beach real quickly. Maybe you should try the brand new product from Pepsi called Wild Cherry Pepsi. SPF 30 tinted lip gel. Yes. Oh no, no. Like we're drinking SPF?

You're not drinking it. We'll have the picks up on our Insta Stories at Brooke and Jeffrey, but it's a bright red, caffeinated lip ointment that tastes like a can of wild cherry soda mixed with sunscreen. It's cute. It's actually pretty cute. It is. I had like Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper chapstick when I was living. Yeah.

It's sunscreened chopsticks too. Yeah, you guys turned out great. I mean, eat it, Jeff. You could fool me. I've always wondered, why don't they make sunscreen taste better? So thank you to Pepsi for hearing me out. And where are they going to be selling it? If you thought Walmart, duh, you would be wrong.

Oh, no. And you should feel very bad about yourself for a long, long time for even thinking that. That was a bad guess and that's on me. That was. You hate yourself now? Yeah, I take it hard. Good, you should, because Wild Sherry. Pepsi, SPF 30-tinted lip gel

far too classy for Walmart. They'll be in Target stores. In time for summers. I think it's going to be 7-Eleven for some reason. How dare you, Brooke? Personally, I can't wait for Mountain Dew-flavored bug spray. I'm going to be all up in that.

And we're going to be all up in laser stories right after this. It's the radio segment that wants to revitalize McDonald's playplaces by replacing the balls in the ballpits with something even more fun. Oh, no. Introducing pickle pits.

Wait a minute. And when they're done, that's not sweat on their foreheads. Your six-year-old is just going to be a little briny for the long drive home with laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other giggling gurgens just don't. How do they these ballpits smell better somehow? Yeah, that's kind of nice. Let's go to your first laser story out of my favorite, your favorite, Florida.

Florida. Sorry, you did you too, Jeff. I said Flora favorite. Oh. I had more jokes, but it's okay if you want to jump right to the punch. I get it. 37-year-old Justin Allen showed up at a grocery store parking lot with a hammer the other day and went to town on a white Honda SUV. Smash, smash, smash.

You know what? I've never, ever done that to a car, but I bet it feels good. Well, you know, they do those charities where you can, like, smash a car. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's true. But this is probably some revenge stuff.

Uh-oh. This guy broke out a window, then got inside and started smashing the radio. Inside. Wait, did he listen to our show? That's why. Nobody blames him for that. This craziness continued to go on while people walked by with their carts, and they just all stared. Eventually, a cop showed up, ordered him out of the vehicle at gunpoint and got him into cuffs.

Dang, at gunpoint? Like, he wouldn't stop. I mean, he had a weapon. Yeah, that makes sense. So what was going on? Justin claimed his ex-girlfriend. had left him for another guy and stole a bunch of his stuff, including his medication. Oh, wow.

It's not clear if any of that's actually true or not, but the motive was clear. He was unhappy, jealous, and wanted revenge. So it was his ex-girlfriend's car then? Well, kind of. One issue, his girlfriend did have a white SUV, along with eight others in that same parking lot. No. No. So it turns out Justin beat up the wrong. car.

Can you imagine her telling that story to her friends though? Yeah, it's good. You guys will never believe it. Oh my God, and he got a different car. What an idiot.

The SUV he smashed actually belonged to a random grocery store employee who was inside the store working when it happened. Oh, no. The good news is a local car dealership is helping her out with the repairs.

They also set her up with a free rental. Oh, thank goodness. As for Justin, he's now facing charges for burglary, possession of burglary tools, criminal mischief, and drug possession. Oh, and that? Who would have thought it could have played a role? There we go. This next laser story is out of Los Angeles.

The other day, a woman named Joy DeSario ordered food delivery to her place. And in her area, there's a robot service named Coco that handles all the orders. Yeah, it's all over L.A. Yeah, they're so funny to watch, too. It does. It kind of feels like it's out of Wally when you see it. Yeah. So Joy actually watched a little bot wheel up onto her property and placed the food on her doorstep

and attempt to scoop back to the restaurant. But unfortunately, his wheel got stuck on the gate. So instead of turning onto the sidewalk, he turned into Joy's Garden and went a little crazy. Oh, no. Oh, no. She has like nice flowers and stuff. Ring camera footage shows the Coco Food Bot uproot a whole bunch of plants, trample some flowers, and then finally,

find an exit and roll away. Oh, buddy. Oh, no. Joy could not believe what she saw, and instead of just screaming out the window, she opened her front door and began chasing after it. What's it going to do? Apologize? No, they're pretty big, but maybe you could pick it up and put it on its side

until someone can come and take it. Hold it hostage. This thing broke gently lay it to the side. She told the reporter, she knows she looked like a total crazy person running after a robot in the middle of the street and yelling at it. She even attempted to block it and get in its way, but it would just try to go around her. Oh, my gosh.

Smart robot. Indestructible. In the end, Joy lost the battle, but won the war. She complained to Coco's handlers, and the company said they'd reimburse her for her garden completely. They say they're making internal changes now to ensure that it doesn't happen again. Now I want the robot to come back and plant the seeds.

That's right. I wanted to be the one to do the work. A little community service action with a little best on. This next laser story is out of Transportation Station. Riding the bus has never really been luxurious, but has it really gotten this bad? The Department of Transportation in L.A. is being mocked online for a PSA that told people there's no pooping allowed on city buses. That has to be said? What the heck?

I mean, people just don't understand that there's not a bathroom. Is this a picture you're passing us, John? I'm showing you the ad where some. Someone in it spots a steaming poop emoji on the floor of a bus and tries to report it online. There's also a graphic down at the bottom that says, no pooping. I used to think that people must squat to get this done, but then one time I saw it roll out the bottom of somebody. No, a pantling. Brooke, nobody needed to hear that.

I'm just saying if you want to know how it happens, I think that's probably more common. Keep the stories about your children to yourself. Standing up. This was in a department store. Wherever it happened. I don't want to see this. Too much information, but they shared six other ads on their YouTube

page. Each one encouraged people to report things like smoking, drinking, playing loud music, and public defecation on their buses. I mean, it's good to report. Yeah. Local news station in L.A. reached out to ask if

pooping on buses is even common at all. The city did not respond. Yeah, you don't want to respond. You can't answer that. You can't say yes. It's not going to be an answer you want to hear. They did quickly yank all of the ads. Oh.

They released a statement the next day saying they weren't supposed to be posted online. They were just for, quote, on board viewing to inform riders how to report crappy behavior. Hey. Hey. All right. Department of Transportation, L.A. Got a sense of humor. Good for them.

This final laser story out of Fashion HQ. If you've managed to keep your New Year's resolutions to lose weight this long, it's possible that your pants are sagging off your hips at this point you need a belt. Or maybe that's on purpose. Nudd. 90s are back, Jeff. Because according to Vogue magazine, 2026 is officially the year of the crack. My daughter complains about it all the time. Middle school boys apparently can't keep their pants up at all.

I'm like, oh, it's just like when I was in middle school. Yeah, he's a sag. But it's not just the boys, it's girls too. And they are not talking about the drug crack. This is, you know, backside cleavage. I think all crack is bad. I mean, even this, but continue. If you haven't been paying attention to fashion runways,

high-end designers are hyping a look featuring a little plumbers crack, along with some celebrities like Kendall Jenner, Zoe Kravitz, and Haley Bieber. Okay, yeah, they're all hot. That's all hot crack. But this isn't brand new. Last spring, the hot trend at Milan Fashion Week was low-cut jeans. with a hint of plumbers' crack showing for both men and women. Because who doesn't want to make their body look longer? Make your legs shorter.

And apparently Vogue thinks it may be ready to go mainstream. So where's the crack on this show? There it is. Well, if you could see the low-cut cargo shorts on this little guy right now, you would be all about it. Those cargo shorts would be sold out. But that sound means laser shorts has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again.

Same time on Friday. Win, Bruce, Fox. Arbel is back on the show. Her record right now, zero wins, one loss, one tie.

Not bad. But more importantly, she's with her 10-year-old right now. Calvin, who is sick with the flu. Oh, no. You're going to go down soon, Arbell.

Oh, God. And I don't know if this is, it's probably not a great thing, but it is Calvin's birthday today, too. It's his birthday, and it's his double-digit birthday? Yeah, so who wants to defeat the mother of a sick child who's celebrating his birthday? Brooke does. It's not her birthday.

I mean, of course, she did all the work for Calvin on that day. Does she get celebrated? No, it's all about him. Arbel, welcome back to the show. It's good to have you on. How's Calvin doing? He's doing okay with Tylenol and ibuprofen. Oh, goodness.

Oh, man, you got to get them all high on cold medicine. Hey, getting high on your birthday is a good thing, though. Yeah. You're going to do that when he's older. He's 10. You're teaching him. I don't know if I should leave the room. Well, Brooke, I would ask you, how do you like to care for your sick children?

But you told us earlier you're done helping others. That's right. And you're gatekeeping any and all parental advice until they're 30 years old. She doesn't need advice. She's got a 10-year-olds. Like the same age as my kids. Exactly. You'll have to go to Brooke's Patreon in order to pay for parenting advice.

So let's have Brooke leave the studio. Arbell, we can get it. of the game. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass but you have to beat her out right if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. Good luck. Your time starts now. Today is National Clam Chowder Day. The creamy white

kind is labeled New England. What's the name of the tomato-based one? Pass. Name the killer from the movie franchise Nightmare on Elm Street. Ready Cougar. What state has the highest number of electoral votes with 54? California. Who wrote The Hobbit

and Lord of the Rings. Pass. Commonly found in churches and cathedrals, what's known as the king of instruments? The organ. Ooh, Arbel. Well done. Brooks's going to come back into the studio here.

And Arbel told our producer, the biggest thing that she has on her radar right now is an upcoming family vacation to Las Vegas. Yay! Let's go! Normally people don't put those two things together, family and Vegas. But I'm assuming,

You want Calvin to try his first bottle service there? What's the plan? No. My sister's live in California, so they do like a sisters and cousins vacation there. Oh, it's like a good meeting spot. So the kids are not coming. All our kids get together down there. Oh, I thought you met your cousins.

No, no, no, no. I see. What are the kids going to do? It's like super family. The kids go swimming. And there's fun shows. Like, there's so many fun. There's a little magic show.

Look at. You're going to add an M factory. You do the roller coaster. If you want more family fun activities for what to do in Vegas, make sure to hit up Brooke's Patreon. Because she will not give that to you unless she gets her money first. And then the kiss-themed mini golf, that's cool there too. Oh, okay. Children kissing playing mini golf?

Yeah. Kids love June Simmons. Oh, kiss the band. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I was thinking, never mind. Let's just go to Brooke for your questions. Brooke, are you ready? I'm ready.

Your time starts now. Today is National Clam Chowder Day. The creamy white kind is labeled as New England. What's the name of the tomato-based one? Boston. Name the killer from the movie franchise Nightmare on Elm Street. Freddie Kruger. What state has the highest number of electoral votes with 54?

California. Who wrote The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings? J.R. Tolkien. Commonly found in churches and cathedrals, what is known as the king of instruments? The harp. Okay. Oregon? Okay.

What else? What did you keep going? I had time. What are you going for? Take that last one, Jose. I'll go organ. My grandfather had a pump organ. You used to have to pump them before they were electric.

Oh, wow. Just your fun fact of the day. Didn't even need Patreon for that one. Let's go to your scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose. And his name is John C. Oh, God, he's in the room. I can't see him, but I know he's around. Arbell, you got three corrected, eh?

There we go. That's it. It's like that. Brooke, you get the same exact amount of questions in. And? Okay. Four. Oh, barely wins.

Oh, he's kidding me. Just edged you out there, Rbell. I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Clam Chowder Day. The creamy white kind is New England Clam Chowder. The tomato-based one is Manhattan. Just call it a Chapino.

The killer from the movie franchise Nightmare on Elm Street would be Freddie Kruger. Highest number of electoral votes with 54 is in California. followed by Texas at 40. The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, both written by author J.R.R. Tolkien. And commonly found in churches and cathedrals, the king of instruments is the Oregon, the pipe organ. Good job, Brooke.

Dun, da, dun. Our bell was not enough to win today. But just for playing, we are going to give you a pair of tickets to see Miguel perform at the WAMU Theater on Monday, March 9th. Oh, yay. Maybe that'll be a date for me and dad.

There you go. I want to bring him. I think Miguel gives you like a lap dance. Like every person in the crowd. Wait, before we go, do you want to say anything to your 10-year-old on the radio for his birthday? He's right here. You want to say hi to them? Hi, everybody.

Hey, Calvin. Feel better, dude. Too loud. Yeah, why are we screaming at a child who's sick right now? Well, hopefully he feels better soon. And Arbel, thanks for coming on. We love having you. We're going to do Winbrook's Bucks same time tomorrow.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.