Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Don’t Arrest Me Say Yes to the Ex, Viral Bat in Mouth + Modern Dating Song (9/3/26)

Episode Date: September 6, 2026

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All right, just a warning, new fear unlocked, if you're listening to the show today. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And what happened when a woman went to sleep in, I think she was in Virginia? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter where you're never safe anywhere now. No, you're never safe anywhere. It can happen anywhere. You'll hear what happened in a brand-new TikTok click shock on the way.

We got to say yes to the X. Oh, Matt Speaker is brand new, so that's going to be fun. But first comments. Yes. Sarah Spencer said, Alexis, please stop saying, ugh. LMAO just signed. Every time you say it, I think of boots Like ugh boots

I do say that I think of like charmed ground I go I can't just sigh It's not the same Or Huh Oh That's funny

I'm saying I can't even say I don't think I know how to sigh That's not a sigh There's no noise Yeah exactly how it's What is Sarah just doesn't want to hear me It's this

That's a sigh That's a sigh Fine, Sarah. Ugh. Let's start the show. There you go. That's perfect. Your full hour starts right now.

How fun would you say your state is? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's pretty fun when I decided it is. There's outdoor stuff. There's like two restaurants I like. I ask because an annual study ranked all 50 states on how fun they are based on the amount of cool stuff there is to do there. Which makes it tough on certain states because in some places there's really not a whole lot going on. But the number one most fun state.

Can we guess? Oh, it's got to be California. I would say Florida because of Miami. It's California. Duh. I mean, it has everything. It has theme parks. It has outdoors.

It has wine. Plastic surgery. Ketamine clinics. Dogs and strollers. Three restaurants, Brooke like. All the Kardashians. Yes. Then that's followed by Florida number two.

I wasn't too awes. So just wherever Disney is. Also, Illinois, New York, Colorado, Washington, Texas, and even Arizona made the top ten most fun. You could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Cool. Oh, my gosh. As for the least fun states. Here's where you go if you want to be bored out of your freaking mind.

Or just get away. That's what they would call it. Don't tell me Wyoming's on there. Not be surrounded by spring breakers and stupid criminals in Florida because that's fun. That's true. These are just boring. Number one, least fun state, West Virginia. Oh, interesting.

Sorry, John, Denver, West Virginia Mountain Mama, boring. That's where they make all the moonshine. You're saying don't take me home? Don't. That's why we lost the world. That's followed by Mississippi, Vermont, Rhode Island, Alabama, and Maine. Interesting. I thought more Middle America would be on there.

Yeah, all those flat fields. Yeah, Kansas. Tornadoes are fun. Oh my God. You get to relocate your house for free. And I think I know why West Virginia is ranked the least fun. Oh, why? They made the mistake of having the same tourist slogan as our show.

Oh. Almost heaven. Brooke and Jeffrey, almost heaven. Because it feels like you're dying when you listen to us, especially during the shock collar question of the day. So let's bring people closer to the sweet grip of death. Jake, take it away. My pleasure.

Back in the year 1996, a brand new TV commercial aired during an NFL game featuring a simple jingle that would soon take over the entire world. I want my baby back, baby back. Julie, baby back ribs. I got my baby back ribs. I can't believe we lived in a world that didn't have that ever. The guy who wrote it and performed it did it in less than five minutes. Wow. Oh, my gosh.

And it became such a huge phenomenon in the U.S. that for the next 10 years, you couldn't escape it. Nope. You turn on the TV, ribs. Listen to the radio, ribs. Fall asleep on the couch and wake up at 2 a.m., hot sticky pig parts in your mouth. Oh, baby pig parts, too.

And the reason I'm bringing it up, it just so happens to be National Baby Back Ribs Day. Oh, that's a day. So in honor of the food and that famous jingle I just put back in your head, you're welcome, by the way. We're doing a special Back That Rackup edition of Plenty of 20. You say number 1 through 20, I'll give you a question about those infamous baby back ribs.

It could be about the food or the song. Just answer correctly to stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who buys her fake tanner in the same shade as a rack of ribs. That's Alexis. Honey barbecue. Alexis, as we mentioned earlier, back in the 90s, the Chili's Baby Back Ribs jingle was so ridiculously catchy that it eventually made its way into movies and TV. What famous sitcom featured its biggest star singing that song? Oh.

No multiple choice, I guess. No multiple choice. Was Seinfeld big in the 90s? Is Seinfeld even a show? Is it spelled? Is it spelled with an eye? No. Seinfeld.

What did I say? Seinfeld. Oh. I was like, wait, it may be spelled like that. Friends. I'll go Friends. You don't want to say Steinfeld or whatever you said earlier? Seinfeld?

Alexis says, friends. I'm sorry. Although the song started in the 90s, it got popular in the early 2000s on the episode of The Office where Steve Carell, playing Michael Scott, breaks into the jingle during an episode set in a Chili's. Oh, man. I feel God in this Chili's tonight. I can do no wrong, man. It's so funny.

Four turn, seven's off the board. Ribs come in racks of six. I don't know. Six. Number six. Brooke, your question is multiple choice. The guy who wrote the Chili's famous baby back ribs jingle created one of the most recognizable food songs in American history,

but there's one pretty important thing he never did. What was it? A, he had never been to chilies. No way. B, he had never eaten the ribs. C, he never had barbecue sauce because he was allergic to it. Oh, that would be. That's why he goes down with it

at the end he's like, my wikies, ass. It's just his throat is closing. I can't eat this. Get this guy an EpiPen! I actually feel like he'd been to Chili's, but he'd never eaten the ribs. That's great. Guy Bommerito wrote the jingle

in about five minutes, but had actually never eaten Chili's heavy back ribs, although he had been to the restaurant before. What, he have a salad or something? Yeah, probably. Sounds like a salad guy. And Bahama mamas for days. We're one for two, Jose were over to you, six and seven are off the board. I'm going to go eight.

The Chili's Baby Back Ribs jingle became so famous that other musicians eventually got involved. In 2001, a hugely popular boy band recorded its own version. I'm going to play you a clip. You tell me who sang it. I want my baby back. I want my baby back. I want my baby back.

Ribs. I want my baby back. Was that A, O-Town, B, InSink, C, the Backstreet Boys, or D, Jeff's favorite, the back-end boys. They did hit those high notes. Okay, so, InSync was my favorite boy band. I was listening for all their voices. I did not hear any in-sync voices. You didn't think that was Justin Timberlite?

No, I did not. But I remember O-Town. Really? You must be the one. I think that the universe is. is bringing O-Town back into my life to answer A, O-Town! O-Town! Oh no!

That, you can't believe it, it's in sync. Yeah, that was definitely Justin Timberlake singing. The group recorded its own version of the jingle, adding another bizarre chapter to the song's pop culture legacy. Darn! Jeffrey, we're over to you. Brooks, the only one who's gotten one right, so you gotta get this right. I'm a rib queen. Don't even take me down. I'm gonna go number four. Sounds like we're talking about ribs from a very young pig, but the baby,

actually refers to what? You know, you've heard the term grass-fed beef? Yeah. Maybe the farmers only serve these pigs baby food. You know, you'd go, I'd like to have a rack of baby-back ribs raised on mash peas and mangoes only, please. I'm going, it's baby-food-fed pigs. Jeffrey's going with baby-food-fed pigs.

It's incorrect. I'm sorry. It is the size. Baby-back ribs are smaller ribs, taken from along to pigs' back. compared to the larger spare ribs towards the front. Oh. So after that, doing my math, Brooke, the rib self-appointed rib queen. That's right.

She doesn't know where the rins come, apparently. She only has it in the front. I like the front ones because they're bigger. Brooke gets to choose who gets shocked, and they're going to be singing the Chili's Baby Back Ribs song. Who's going to be? I'm going to go with Jose for letting in sync down. Boys are too young. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back.

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. baby, Ow! You could have just kept going. There's only one other line. Boy, is your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We all know that moment when your longtime crush finally notices you.

So exciting. Oh, man. I'll never forget when mine spoke to me and said, Hey, weren't you the kid who peed on his chair in the second grade? No. She remembered me. Best day ever.

Sound like she has a crush back. I think so. Well, one of our listeners remembers the moment his college crush finally gave him some attention, except his story ended up being the worst day of his life. Oh, no. And he's willing to tell us how the nightmare unfolded

in a brand new mass speaker right now. You don't know me. A confession I can't take back. I am. The masked speaker. Text to 78592 says, I remember at age seven, my idea of showing girls I like them

was to open my mouth during lunch and show them the half-chewed food I had. Ew. I don't know why I did it, and no, it never worked. As long as he said first, hey, do you like seafood? Okay.

I was going to say as long as he's grown up. Oh, yeah. I remember my move was to do the full choreography. of the in sync by bye bye video. I knew that too. That also does not score you any points with the ladies. Shockingly. Dude, you and me got to do a social media video doing it one day.

I'm at a low enough point in my life already, Jose. Let's not bring it any lower. But you know what? You can always confess your darkest moments here on the mass speaker while we keep you anonymous for it. We've got a guy on the phone right now who wants to come clean using Ryan as his fake name. So Ryan, welcome to the show, ma'am. Hey, thanks.

Are you more of an in sync? a backstreet guy. I mean, which choreography were you learning? Great question, Brooke. That's a trick question. It's a lose, lose. He's right. Or win-win. Or 98 degrees is what he was thinking. He's in English shape, man. You know him.

Anyway, Ryan, get out of here with that trash. We're ready for you, man. Voice Changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. All right, so this is by far. The worst thing that never happened to me. Oh, sorry.

Wow. We were all laughing and having a good time. Yeah, he's like, let me take you back to the worst memory of the thing. Okay. Oh, no. We're going to alter our mindset. We're ready, though. What happened to you?

All good. It's my freshman year of college. I was an intro to business class. Okay. And it was this really, really, really cute girl in class. We always sit in the same area of the lecture hall. Oh, yeah. Did you just hope that she's a creature of habit and she ends up in the same spot every day?

Yeah. Like, please, please sit in the section again. These are assigned seats, you know that, right? You have to stay here now. That's exactly right, and so naturally, I got a crush on it pretty quickly. Yeah, that's what happens. For the first few weeks, I never said really much to her. I was just too shy, too nervous, whatever.

But by the six weeks, maybe, we started to acknowledge each other saying hi. You dropped a pencil right by her desk. Or into her lap. Oh, excuse me. I'll grab that. Oh, that's so fun and so nerve-wracking all this time. Yeah, exciting. But it's all happening.

I love a college crush. Yeah. Okay, but now you two are kind of starting to talk? Yeah, we kind of like make a funny comment during the lecture or whatever, you know, that kind of thing. But it was nothing really beyond that. So we got through the whole quarter together and towards the end of it, I'm sitting in my feet before class starts. I'm stretching in my seat because my back and neck is feeling weird. I must have probably like sweat on it weird or something.

but I'm wincing and groaning a little bit. Oh, okay. And she's like, hey, are you okay? Oh, she cares about you. Yeah, I mean, so I tell her I'm fine just that my back was weird. And so she says you want me to crack it for you.

Oh. Yes, I love backcracking. Dude, I do not think that's a good idea. Yeah. Why not? Well, and I'm like, sure. Yeah, because you want her to touch you. You're right. Meanwhile, I'm actually elated because she's not only speaking to me, she's offering physical contact.

Yeah. Also, my groin is hurting really bad, too. Also, want to see what ate for lunch? Yeah. All right, maybe not in time. No. No, I was just kidding. So she tells me to stand up in the aisle of the lecture hall.

She gets behind me, wraps her arms around me, and I'm thinking, oh, my God, this is incredible. Like, I could not believe. was happening kind of thing, you know? Yeah, dreams coming true. She tells me to excel. I breathe out. She squeezes hard and does this bear hug lifting.

Oh, yeah. And as she squeezes, I feel something's hot. Oh, pain. Uh-oh. But in a bad way. And it was in my neck. Oh, my God. And she must have pinched a nerve or something.

Oh, no. That's like terrifying. So are you screaming? Like, what do you do? Well, this crazy pain. She set my leg in my spine into my neck. I do scream. I collapsed to the floor literally, and I immediately soil myself and not number one.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. That is mortifying, bro. You have no idea. And at this point, the whole class turns and looks. I'm on the ground. Oh, my God. I can't stand up, guys.

The professor comes over and tries to help me out. And he basically draws me, so I fall down some of the stairs. He picked you up. I'm not supposed to touch somebody in the back that's... You fell down some stairs? No, they shouldn't have moved you at all. Yeah, you don't touch the person. Everyone evacuated the lecture hall.

Call an ambulance. Professor throws you down the stairs. Somebody else like slams a book into you. It's probably because when the professor picked you up, he realized what he had done in your pants. Oh, no, I'm not touch of that. Oh, seriously. People actually thought it was a prank.

It looked so... Comical. It's so ridiculous. Yeah. Oh, my God. Did the ambulance have to come? The EMTs actually did come, and they had to carry me out. Oh, my God.

Hopefully on a stretcher, so now where we saw it. Were you able to, like, say jokes on you and play it off as a prank? Like, go with it at some point. Hey. Hey, can I get your number as my emergency contact? No, I was so mortified. I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever went back to that class. Back.

I actually decided to change school the next quarter. What? I'm going to say quick college as a joke. Colleges? Oh, man. I mean, I can't say I blame you, honestly. What do you do now for a living? Are you chiropractor?

Worst moment ever in my life. Oh. I think you need some more time and you'll be able to laugh about it someday. Because I guarantee she is. Getting injured in front of a crush is bad enough, but doing all those things together, oh, my God. I cringe, bro. I feel like she's going to call us on the mass speaker next week.

Like, you guys wouldn't believe. I actually broke a man. It's true. She's pretty bad. She's got a horrible memory too. Yeah. She probably thinks of you, Ryan, is the one that got away. Or the one that's lucky to be alive.

Yeah. Either one. Dude, I'm like, I can't believe that happened to you. But thank you for confessing your secret. I'm embarrassed for him. I'm so crazy. None of us are ever getting our backs cracked again. No.

Text into 7-8-5-9-2. If you have a confession you've been holding on, too will hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you our next mask speaker. Got your phone tab coming up right after this. Jeffrey in the morning. I bet you guys didn't know this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. But hiring clowns?

Yeah. Still a thing. Yeah. Look at that. Brooke, your family's proud lineage is being carried on by a chosen few. How do you think that we can afford cloud college for the young ins in my family? It's amazing.

Got it. So when we get a request to mess with a guy who works as a professional party clown named Funzy, we said, yes, please. And we booked him for the most. uncomfortable get-together possible in your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, I was given this number from P-SID Entertainment.

Are you James, the clown guy? Oh, my God. Funzy, the party clown? Is it? Is that you? Yeah. I'm sorry, who is this? My name's Betty. Betty would not? Oh, I hired you to work at event this Saturday. Okay. They shouldn't have given you my direct phone number, though.

Oh, sorry. Sorry about that, but I just didn't want you to be surprised when you showed up to the address provided. I don't understand. What do you mean? You're going to be my plus one to a funeral. Wait, a funeral? Yes. See, my boss, really old.

Don't worry about it. But he just passed away. What? Everybody loved him. That's kind of the problem because there's probably going to be a lot of crying. Oh, my God. So I need somebody to come in and help lighten the mood. You went to bring a clown as a guest to your boss's, what, burial?

The way you say it, it's making it sound weird. That's because it's weird. It is weird. No, no, no. No, you don't understand. You see, me and this one coworker, we have a bet where I get $100 if no one cries at the funeral service. And I read on the website that you do all sorts of stuff, like the unicycle tricks, balloon

animals. Oh, my God. If you do those, there is no way people are going to cry. You're not serious. Are you? A hundred percent serious. No. Okay.

There's $100 on the line. Are you kidding me? I can't lose that. But I, okay. So, but I cost $80 an hour. Okay. Yeah, math, whatever. To be honest, it's not really about the money.

It's just, I love winning. I don't understand. And I'm just assuming the family probably has no idea that this is happening. That's what it sounds like. Well, they will know when you try to climb into the coffin with my boss. What? Isn't that funny? How is that funny?

How is that funny? Climbing into the coffin with a dead guy. Okay, you're not actually going to get in, okay? No, no, no. Just take one of those little tiny step ladders. Oh, my God. Those are hilarious. Do you actually know what hilarious means?

This is the opposite of that. Picture it, picture it. Listen, you're not thinking right, okay? No. Because you're going to be standing on top of the little tiny ladder, like, looking down at the body and making one of those sleepy gesture faces back to the congregation. How is that funny? This is completely messed up.

You obviously have some issues. Come on. I already paid for your services. I don't care. Honestly, you need to call the company and tell them this was a funeral. You didn't say that. Hold on now. Hold on.

Where's the fun, silly energy they described on the website? You seem awfully serious for a clown. You're trying to hire me to go to a funeral. Does somebody need to squirt themselves in the face with a flower? Oh, my God. Got me. You've got some issues. Oh, my God.

That's actually a great idea. What if you use some of the flowers from the funeral? I'm like, what? I don't know. What makes you think like that would ever be okay to do? I'm not doing it. Don't get anybody else to do it. Good.

That's not okay. Fine, fine. We can tone it down. No, I'm not doing any tricks. Come on. I'm not showing up to your boss's funeral. This is not a thing. How about you just do the never-ending handkerchief right out of my boss's mouth?

What the? When will it ever end? You are so messed up. You are actually crazy. Okay. Got me. I am kind of my. messed up. Yeah, because I actually work on a radio show and we do prank phone calls like this one.

What? I'm saying this is actually Brooke from the show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and your friend Mitchell set you up for a phone tap. It's a joke. It's all a prank. Are you kidding me? Yeah, yes, I'm actually joking. Oh, my God. Your buddy says you both work as entertainers of this party company and he wanted to mess with you. hilarious when it's a joke. Oh, my God.

Or you need to tap into a market you didn't even realize was available to clowns. I think Fonzie's getting a promotion. Answer is I better get a promotion. Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We all have a reason to stop talking to an ex. Yeah. It's usually something to do with cheating or lying or.

or like in the notebook, your overbearing mother forbids you from dating, that hunky poor mill worker who threatened to throw himself off a Ferris wheel if you didn't go out with him. Oh, classic. How romantic. You really like the stable guys, don't you ladies? But one of our listeners says his ex completely blocked him after one dramatic moment that happened on their last date seven years ago.

She got the ick real quick. And now all these years later, after she hit, hears him out, we want to know, will she say yes to the ex? We're going to find out right after this. Brooke, when it comes to love and all the cousins that you've hung out with, which one do you wish you had a time machine to go back and do it all over again? This time with video cameras. Oh my God, Jeff.

I have never been attracted to a cousin. That is disgusting. Well, you don't have to be attracted to do anything. You know what I mean? Why are you even saying this? Well, you're unlike most people. Oh, I hope I'm not. Just from our listeners, I know, there's always someone in your past out there that you think about in the back of your mind,

wondering if things had worked out just a little bit differently. I may have ended up with that person, which is why we created this segment called say yes to the ex. Oh, I love this one. Seeing if maybe there's a chance to rekindle that old flame. Because everybody knows it always works out with your ex when you try another time. And one of our listeners, Turner has emailed us about an old fling that he had. Turner, are we doing a cousin here or is this going to be somebody else? No, I do not participate in the kissing cousin deal.

I don't think, Jeffrey, like you talk about it a lot. I'm just saying. I mean, what's hot is hot. Yeah. So who is this woman from your past that you're wanting to reconnect with? Her name is Juliana. She's a stylist. That's actually how we met.

Oh, she was like a hair stylist or a clothing stylist? No, no, hair stylist. Okay, okay, cool. So she did your hair? Well, yeah, I was going to this one lady for a while, but she finally retired. And so, you know, went to this new place, and this lady was kind of working on my hair. And they just were kind of chit-chatting randomly and asked what my relationship status was. And I kind of gave them a confusing answer.

You know, kind of seeing somebody, but I don't really know how fruitful that's going to be. This is why I always, whenever they try and pry into my love life, I'm like, it's none of your dang business. Exactly. Oh, yeah, yeah. Is that why, that's why you always have bad haircuts, Jeff? Yeah. Because they don't like you. You gotta tell them everything. I don't want to open up like that to people.

That's the whole point. Like a hairstylist is also your therapist. Jeff thinks it's a spa experience and it has to be quiet the whole time. That's what I would prefer. So you were opening up to you about your like complicated love life to the stylist? Yeah, yeah, exactly. Then randomly the lady in the next chair. next to us who's also doing

some air, she looks over and she says, oh, you should date Julianna. Oh, okay. And first I was kind of like, what is that? Because you couldn't remember the girl's name? Well, she wasn't my style, she was the one that was next to us. Oh, okay, so it's like a long line.

I see, I see it. Right, right, right. This happened at the salon more often where they kind of pimp out all of the stylist to any of the single guys that come in, then I might open up a little bit more. I go to a barbershop with all men, though, Jeff. That'd be hard for me. Still, that could be fun, Jose. You should give it a try.

Okay. So, like, you are in a complicated relationship. Did you end up going out with Juliana? No, honestly, she was really kind of cute. And it kind of played on my mind for a little bit. And incidentally, a couple weeks after the haircut, me and the iffy kind of split off. Oh, yeah. Okay.

So you ended up single. All right. Yeah, so anyway, I went back for a fresh cut. And she asked me how things were going with the iffy girl, pretty much. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're like, this is why I came in to tell you. Exactly. So, yeah, I was like, we split up.

I'm totally single and available. Oh. Just so you know. You put the vibe out clearly. Okay. All right. Okay. And then I winked at Juliana.

Oh, God. And then when I left, she gave me her business card. Okay. Well, I think, I think, spoiler alert, we know that you ended up going out with Juliana because this is your ex. Unless this is his, like, fleeing, and that's all that it is. I mean, that's a first date. It goes beyond the hair salon, right?

You guys actually dated. Yeah, we dated about a month or so. Okay. You're going really good. Everything was going, I thought it was going good. There's a lot of chemistry, a lot of sparse. So why did you guys break up? Well, that's pretty kind of weird.

So basically, I got arrested. Oh. Oh. Oh. I did not see that coming. That'll do it to a relationship. Yeah. What the heck?

Yeah, he pulled me over for having a bad haircut. I doubt that. I doubt that. Really? I was going to say for bad humor, he got arrested, but okay. Did this happen in front of Juliana? Yeah, she was there in the passenger. Oh.

He didn't even tell me why he was pulling me over. He asked for my license. I told him to kiss rocks, and he basically hauled me in. So you got arrested because you refused to give your information, or because you were drinking or? No, no, I wasn't drinking at all. No, we hadn't even got to the restaurant yet. No, I wouldn't surrender.

Just because I wouldn't surrender my license, but he wouldn't tell me why he pulled me over. And I've seen a lot of cop videos. I know how things work. Okay. You answer first. No, you answer first. Well, then take me to jail.

All right. So, Juliana didn't like a bad boy, apparently. You know, honestly, most girls really did that kind of thing. I was kind of shocked, honestly. Dig that arrest thing. I see. So how long ago did that happen? That would be about seven years now

What? Seven years? You dated her for a month and you're calling her seven years later. Do you think she remembers you? She'll probably remember me. I'm the baddie. Yeah, that's true. You sound like that when your voice goes so high.

Well, okay, so just like in the past, you know, this is not a second date call where we reach out and surprise them by being on the radio. We have already contacted Juliana for you and she's been waiting on hold, but she's been waiting on hold, but she cannot hear this conversation. All she knows is someone is on the line, doesn't know who it is. We're going to find out where she's at in her life. He's laughing. We're going to surprise her with her felon ex-boyfriend.

Hey, I'm not a felon. It was a misdemeanor. We'll find out if she says yes to the ex right after this. We're in the middle of a segment called Say Yes to the X. trying to help out our listener Turner, who went out with a hairstylist named Juliana seven years ago. That's so crazy to me. Wow. They dated for about a month until he got arrested on their final hangout.

Yeah, on the way to a restaurant. Because he got a little bit chippy with a cop who had pulled him over. Uh-huh. Which is so weird. You always hear good things happen when you get into it with cops. Yeah. But I'm assuming, Turner, you tried to contact Juliana a few times after that happened, and she didn't respond to you or she didn't.

She said she didn't want to hang out. Yeah, she ghosted me. She ghosted you? Okay. Why wait seven years, Turner? Uh, just kind of resonating over the experiences and... Ooh, is it finally off your record? Yeah, is that why?

The restraining order has finally expired. Yeah, I got an expung. We're all good. Okay. He's joking. Probably what Jeff said, though, is sometimes you feel like it would have worked if you were in a better place in life, so... I mean, it is all about timing. Yeah.

Chance for a redo at what may have been a really great thing. So now we need to talk to Juliana for a little bit. We're going to mute you for just a second while we punch her up, okay? So here we go. Let's bring Juliana on with us right now. Juliana, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, my goodness.

Welcome to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Thanks for being on with us today. Yeah, thank you for giving us a shot. Yeah, I know. Thanks for contacting me. You're probably curious why our producer reached out to you. you. It's because we're doing something kind of fun. It's a little segment

called say yes to the ex. I'm trying to put the vibe out. I mean, I like it. I like it. Most people cheer when they think about their exes, right? I'm trying to. Juliana? Oh. Okay. It's a good thing. It means someone

from your romantic past is wanting to reconnect with you. Hey. This is a guy that you went out with seven years ago named Turner. who you met at a hair salon that you worked at. Hello?

Oh, I thought she bailed out of her car. I know. While it was moving. Yeah. You're still there. So you remember Turner. Yeah. It sounds like you guys had a pretty dramatic end to your relationship.

Yeah. Yeah, it was pretty bad. Oh. I mean, I'd love to hear. Are you talking about when he got arrested? Is that the bad part? Okay. So, yes, you guys.

No. He was on with us earlier. We heard the story about how you met and started dating and it ended with him getting arrested on the way to a restaurant with you in the car. Oh, my God. Were you freaking out? What was, you know, happening for you? I definitely remember freaking out. Again, it was like seven years ago. So details are fuzzy. But I do remember telling him, like, just give him your license. And I don't know why he wouldn't give it to him. I still don't know why to this day. stressful situations are a way to get to know people. And I saw that come out and I didn't want to have anything to do with it. Oh, interesting. So it was his reaction to the situation, not him actually getting arrested that made you want to stop talking to him?

Well, the arrest didn't help, but he was acting like a total idiot. Sure. But like you said, that was seven years ago. He does have regret. And in all that time, he has never forgotten about you, which is pretty sweet, huh? Yeah Okay So we're talking a lot about Turner here

What Turner wants to know Is he's been curious what's been going on in your life Since that happened In the last seven years Can you sum it up in a couple sentences for us Juliana Yeah Actually a funny thing happened because of it

Oh really? Yeah So after he was taken away I was left in Turner's car. Yeah. And one of the cops that were there brought me home. And he was kind of cute. Oh.

And I asked, you know, he took me home and I asked for his number. Shut up. Wait, you hit on one of the cops that arrested your boyfriend. Well, she was in. I mean, come on. They'd been together for a month. Oh, that's right. We honestly only hung out like four or five times.

I mean, I don't know how I was officially. his girlfriend. Oh my God. So wait, did you end up dating the cop? Well, one and a half years later, the cop and I got married. Oh, wow. You're married to the...

Why would we not ask if she was single before we got her on the phone, Jeff? Why are you blaming me? She could be divorced. Why are you yelling at me? We're hearing the story for the first time. Are you still married is a good question to ask now. I am not.

Oh. Wow. Why wouldn't you ask her she got divorced? She got her on the phone. God. I pretty sure did his job. Okay. So, wait, are you single now?

That's what she just said. Well, she said she's divorced. That doesn't mean she's single. How many marriages have we got in and out of in this time? Maybe a firefighter this time? My relationship status is single. Okay. Okay.

The stars have a lot. Dude, so it would be like full circle. Cop to a ride. Wow. Yeah, because we're all very interested in this because there's one thing that you still don't know, Juliana. It's that Turner is currently on the phone hearing all of this. Wait, what? Yeah, I am totally here and I'm about to make it a citizen's arrest.

Oh, what? That's how you're going to come out. He's been saving that. I don't think felons can make citizens arrest. I don't know if that's all out. He's all about it. Jeffrey, do you not know how felons, like felonies work? was the misdemeanor.

Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, he got to expunge from his record. He already said that. Turner, what's your reaction to hearing that story that Juliana ended up marrying that guy? I'm kind of turned off. She doesn't like the bad guy. She doesn't like the good guy.

Who side do you want? Oh, she laughed. Okay. Juliana liked that. We're going to step away so that you two can talk and reconnect after seven years apart. Go ahead, you two. I think you're my future ex-wife for sure. Wait.

That's not what you think it is. I don't think she was that twice. Let's step away. I am just kind of in shock what you've been thinking about me for seven years. Well, I mean, I was. I kind of shifted with this whole. Wait, wait, wait, shifted with me.

saying I was upset that you didn't give the cop your license, got arrested, and then honestly, because you dump the cop, you know, I thought he was really nice when he took me in. I just, I don't know. You're defending his honor. I like you. Standing up for the cop who arrested you. Hey, he was a nice guy. Can I ask you this?

What did he do wrong? What did he do wrong? I really don't think that's what this segment is about, Turner. It's about trying to hook you up with Juliana, and not get her back with her. husband. This isn't why did you get divorced? That's what it's turning into. I don't feel like I should or need to be sharing that with you

especially on the air. But also we dated Oh my God. We we dated for a month. Like we it wasn't even like dating really. It was more like we went on like three or four dates and then after seven years you're like all right I should give her a call or

I'm trying to understand more. I mean, the thing is, I think is he just wants to know if there was a spark, maybe you could rekindle it. He thinks it would work better now than back then when he was immature. And an idiot. And an idiot, which he's no longer. Because even though he is being funny, he is remorseful about how it turned out. He's hoping to give it one more chance with you if you're up for seeing him, meeting him one more time. Come on.

He got us to get involved. We'd even be willing to pay for that meetup if you agree to it. Juliana, will you say yes to your ex? Finish the sentence, Jeff. So, so many exes, I want to be specific. Not your ex-husband, your ex-boyfriend. That's why you got to say the ex-con boyfriend, sorry. Boyfriend is.

Kind of dating. Yeah, that's not even wrong. Will you say yes to him? Is he going to be driving? No, I don't think he has his license anymore, yeah. Okay, well, I mean, honestly, either way. like jokes aside, I'm gonna pass on this one. Oh.

I actually thought you were gonna say yes. That was a 50-50. You seemed excited he wasn't driving. I'm honestly, I'm okay with it. She doesn't know what she wants. I thought she was a little more stable. Wow. You dip shit.

That's right on the air. You're not supposed to date the help. I should have known. This is how it always turns out It really is. Well, no, I'm glad you're saying all this. So everyone who is listening out there knows how much of a moron you are. Honestly, since I got arrested, I'm slaying them out there.

Say yes to the ex-ex Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Do you plan on going to sleep tonight? Well, yes. You might want to think again. Oh, no. Because one woman is blowing up online after she shared the horrifying story of what she woke up to in her room.

Oh, come on. It's real and it happened. Plus, a song that's going viral, highlighting what modern dating in America is like. Uh-oh. It's not great. Uh-oh. So you're going to need to hear it in a brand new.

Woo! TikTok click shot! It's coming up right now. Fall season is just around the corner. So the sky is graying. The lattes or pumpkining. Christmas is coming. Stop it, Jose.

We haven't even got through fall. La la la la la la la la la. And of course, the radio is... Woo! TikTok Click Shockin. Shockening. So put on a sweater for a brand new TikTok click shock where we discuss the biggest TikTok videos from the past week.

We're going to get right to it with your first TikTok click shock, which is something I call New Fear Unlocked. Oh, no. Because it comes from a woman in Virginia, a doctor who's going viral after she shared an... unusual story about when she woke up the other day in her home. And after hearing it, I don't know if I'll ever be able to go to sleep peacefully ever again. Oh, no.

So, don't play it. Here it is. So this morning, I was asleep, and I had a dream that there was a little mouse trying to get into my mouth. And so I'm half asleep. I reach up to my mouth. Again, still thinking this is a dream. And then I touch something that is kind of slimy and a little hairy and cool. and I immediately somehow knew it was a bat.

This bat was legitimately trying to burrow between my lips into my mouth. Which I get past my teeth. I have no idea. This is not normal. Never heard of anything like this. Never seen bats in my house. I grabbed this bat and threw it across the room and I screamed. No.

Oh my gosh. That's terrible. Bat, go to your cave. It is trying to go to a cave. Yeah, the bat thought her mouth was a safe cave to go to sleep in. The dumbest Batman ever. Meanwhile, the woman is currently being tested for rabies and is taking all of the rabies shots just as a precaution. Also got to get that vampire blood work.

Yeah, that's a good point. There could be a lot of positives to this. But her video went viral with almost half a million views. Comments came rolling in. A lot of them were sharing their own personal bat nightmare encounters. No, no. We have so many bats at our cabin. Oh, my gosh.

My dad's always wrestling a bat out there, trying to get it out of the house. The last place I lived had so many bats inside the house. Right. It was a wood. Yeah, it was fun. All the bats in Jeff's house and Jeff's just hanging upside down next. Just chilling. One person wrote, I would have thrown my entire mouth away.

No, yeah. Another road, this is why I sleep completely cocooned in blankets with only a small breathing hole. Dude, I'm going to tell you, bats can get in ridiculously small holes. You're not safe. Real. Not safe. Another good use for that sleep mouth tape. Yeah, there you go.

So everyone is traumatized. And Brooke, I know you recently got home from vacation. You probably haven't checked your house for bats yet. I'm good with them. Brooke just eats them. Yeah. Just close the mouth and finish their job. That was a TikTok click shock.

You're next. Woo! TikTok click shock! This one was actually captured on a ringed doorbell cam. And it was reposted to TikTok where it got 66 million views. Whoa. That's crazy. So you may have seen this, but in the video you can see a mom and her two little kids

coming into their house from their car and there's a dog named Bingo who's with them but Bingo has something in his mouth Uh-oh. It's a live armadillo. And unfortunately Bingo is ahead of the mom and she can't stop him from entering

the house with it. So brace your ears because here it is. Total chaos. Bingo is a golden retriever so the top comment was well it's a retriever isn't it? Right back to you.

You know dogs understand no and don't. All right? I hate it when they just select him here. I don't know that Golden's do. They're not happy. They're so happy. They got Armadillo. The next most popular comment was,

I love how calm the mom was during a stressful situation. Gold star in that comment. So first we have bats with rabies and now Armadillos, don't they have some sort of STD? Uh-oh. Isn't that a thing? I thought that was koalas. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

I haven't fooled around with one and all. Report back to us. And Brooke, I know that you're wondering if anybody claim that armadillo carcass. Yeah. If it's still up for grabs. You can use a shell for soup. Nope. The armadillo found its way outside and made it out alive.

That's good. Sorry, Brooke, no fried casadillo's for you on the menu tonight. That lucky son of a gun. That was a TikTok click shock. And your final... TikTok click shock. It's from an influencer named Blythe Davis, who made a song about her interesting experience dating a guy.

Isn't that perfect for our show? I'm sure it's a love story and it totally went well. Yeah. Yeah, right? Well, it's got over a million views, so let's listen. In a cafe on 23rd and 9th. I'm with a guy. Third day, keep up, all right?

Prior, he's like, come back to mine. Twice. He asked twice this f*** guy. Now, don't get me wrong, he's got good qualities. He's doing very well in this economy, probably raised on proper ideologies. But is that enough? if I was desperate, probably.

See, I don't want to sleep with him with that face who knows where the fuck he's been. But not that, that's not the reason and not because he thought that I was Indonesian. It's because I don't feel understood. And I think I should. Because sex should be good. So I ask about his childhood.

Big mistake, horrible head. This sounds like a female hobo junk. Okay, Arsitting did an event recently where you go and they turn your bad dates into songs. I was like, what is that? And now that I hear this, I'm like, maybe it works. Something to it. There were thousands of...

We do a musical version of the second date update. Jeff, this is like made for you. We got to get on it. There were obviously thousands of comments. Most of them were very supportive being like, yeah, you go, girl. Oh my God, I'm dead. Your lyrics have me dying. This made me die.

I want to die right now. I think that people just say that it's funny, Jeff. Everyone's dead. It's funny. I'm deceased. Everyone's deader than the other deader. There was one. One comment, though, that said, I'm the guy she's singing about, and it didn't go like that.

I never wanted to hook up with her. I just wanted to go to second base. What? Okay. Sir, you could have done that in the coffee shop where you guys hung out, but you had to be a creep and invite her to your place twice. And you didn't even sing your response back at her. Weirdo. Those were here.

Tick-Tock Click Shop. Stories for the week. We've got return player Jason on the phone with us. He is a retired vet who's come on four times and never managed to beat Brooke before. Brooke, why are you being veterans? It takes such pride in it. Or is he a veterinarian? Oh, man, we didn't ask.

My dad was also a vet. I also like to win. Against him. I'm playing against him as well. No remorse, Jason. Do you hear that from Brooke? Yeah, she'll be all right, but I'll beat her today. Oh, today.

What's the change maker today? What's your strategy? You know, I just woke up. I just figured why not. Good strap, bro. Okay. He's smartest in the morning. Whose body are you going to be picturing while you're answering questions?

This always helps. My wife. Your wife? Oh, that's not very fun. Could he describe it so we could also picture his wife? That would definitely help. Go for it. We'll all help.

We'll just get to the questions here. You know how it works. 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready? Yes. Good luck, my man. Your time starts now.

eBay was founded on this day in what year of the 1990s? 96. What word means military commander in Japanese, samurai or Shogun? Shogun. Name the beverage company who owns Mountain Dew. Pass. In medical terms, what's the official name for a nose job surgery? I pass.

What's the most common county name in America, King, Washington, or Jefferson County? Jefferson. I could picture your wife's body as you were saying. That was very nice. Well done there, Jason. Now let's bring Brooke back into the studio. And this summer, Jason apparently went to Hawaii for the very first time ever. Wow.

And it was a momentous occasion. Why, Jason? Well, for one, I got to swim with the seat. turtles and two, that was my 50th state that I visited. Oh, my, that's crazy. Why did you save the best for last? Let's talk about the worst state. Which one will you not go back to?

Unless we have a station. I won't go anywhere on the east coast or anywhere down south on the east. So that is a huge swap of the country, sir. I thought someone who had visited all 50 states would have just loved most of America. Huh? No, not quite. Okay, all right. Let's not have him write our tourist book for the United States.

Yeah, I probably shouldn't. Hawaii, don't leave it. Yeah, just stay there. That's so funny. Now, Brooke, it is your turn. Are you ready? Yeah. Your time starts now.

eBay was founded on this day in what year of the 1990s? Ooh, 1996. What word means military commander in Japanese, samurai or shogun? Samurai. Name the beverage company who owns Mountain Dew. Pepsi? In medical terms, what's the official name for a nose job surgery? Rhinoplasty.

What is the most common county name in America, King, Washington, or Jefferson County? Jefferson. In Disney's Pinocchio, naughty children are lured away and turned into donkeys on what island? Oh, the island of jackasses. Well, ironically, she's right. Yes, but we'll see if that's actually the correct answer. First, we've got to go to the scoreboard to check out how you both did with our own, Jose. How's everybody doing? My name's Mr. Wacky.

No. Balanos. Jason, you did well. You got one correct today. Oh, that's kind of a lie. Oh, man. Isn't it, Jose? Well, I mean, one out of five ain't bad.

He kind of did well. And Brooke, you also did well. Oh, that's not good. Two correct. I did better. It was well, but not well enough to beat Brooke today. I'm sorry, Jason. Let's go over the answers to everybody.

eBay was founded on this day in 1990. My mom loved eBay. We had a whole, it was like back when it was mostly just like secondhand stuff on eBay. We had a secondhand Christmas once a year that she just bought us all. I got a bejewed magnifying glass. It's a very strange Christmas. No, we get it. It was depressing.

The military commander in Japanese, the proper word is Shogun. Oh. It's military commander. A beverage company that owns Mountain Dew is Pepsi. In medical terms, the official name for a nose job surgery is rhinoplasty. Most common county name in America is Washington County. 31 states have a Washington County followed by Jefferson. In Disney's Pinocchio, naughty children are lured away and turned into donkeys.

Brooke, you should know this on Pleasure Island. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that that was like the origins of that was Pinocchio. Yeah, yeah, Pleasure Island. It makes it feel not as good. Now, Jason, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to win today. But just for playing, we are getting. to give you a $25

Disney gift card valid at any Disney resort, theme park, or online in the Disney store. Yeah, you can go to Los Angeles Island. Hey, only if my wife can go. That's right, okay. Your wife's tired. Jason, you're a good man. Thanks for playing.

Come back and do it again soon. We're going to do Win Brooks Buck same time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.