Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Double Kiss Surprise Date, Dumbest Lies Ever + Battle of the Tinder Dates (2/18/26)

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

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Hey Alexis, I like your shirt. Thanks. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And today. Wildly weird. Today we're going to go over the dumbest lies ever told. Oh, out. Brooke, it's a plain of black t-shirt, so jokes on you.

Everyone likes this. It kind of looks like. It kind of looks like the thermals I wear for my ski for skis. Right. Okay, I like you better when you're lying. You do kind of look like Steve Jobless. I don't know who that is. Opposite of Steve Job.

Oh, I see. If anyone can picture Steve Jobs, just laugh with this right now. I liked it. That is. It was a visual joke, though. I did not get it. We got a full hour podcast for you. Thank you so much for being here.

That is sincere. Yes. That's not a lie. Or is it? And also, we've got comments to start us off. Gail must be binging old stuff. Oh, okay. It's fun to hear laser stories from seven years ago,

predicting things that just never happened. Yeah. Oh, geez. Dude, I saw someone comment on a 2,000, 13 episode and just saying wow, dating was wild back then. Oh. I mean, it is a real trip down memory lane how different it was.

Yeah. Stay modern with us. Okay. Listen to this show instead. It starts right now. Fun fact about me, most of my co-hosts know this. I love Subway. Not being paid to say it. Yeah. I just do always have. I didn't know that. I didn't know that either.

I did. I had no idea. He talked about it multiple times on the show before. I've never seen you eat Subway. Yeah, we always get Jimmy Johns. Actually, she's right. You never eat it here, though. Well, because they're the ones that offer to pay, and you guys want the Jimmy John.

So I'm a way. So you're a subway guy. I'm a subway man. I know you. You have one sandwich that you order every single time. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I was getting my favorite sandwich the other day. Footlong turkey with chips inside. What you asked for the chips there?

You don't do it yourself? No. Are you serious? You're that high demand. They're the artists. I'm just letting them. You're just telling him how to art. I used to work there and I never put chips in for anybody.

The total came out to around $17. Yeah, probably because of your chip fee. And I'm thinking, oof, that is quite a bit of dough. Yeah, it is. So I'm paying and then the prompt comes up on the credit card machine. How much do you want a tip? Here we go, Jeff. I'm already paying $17 for this.

Yes, but you're also asking for chips. Tips for chips. So what do you do? The two things changed my mind. One, I looked across the counter, and the employee is staring at me with big puppy dog-like eyes. Like, I made this for you with my own hands. You're probably the only one in there, so they know. I'm sweating my blood is in this sandwich.

And the second factor that Subway was playing our radio station over the speakers at the time. Oh, Jeff. So I felt kind of obligated. You've got to. You tipped, right? I tipped them very well. I'll just say that. And then I see an article this morning that says a new survey found 76.1% of people believe tipping has gone too far.

Yeah. Brooke, you agree? I mean, where was I the other day where they asked for a tip and I'm like, I haven't even talked to anyone? Well, the biggest percentage of people who believe it's gone too far is actually the service workers themselves. Oh, really? And it's not that they don't want more money. They love more money. They just want a higher wage so they don't even have to work.

about tips. I know seriously. They have to practice the dough eyes and they were given at you. You know, but people don't like living wages, you know, the employers are doing it. Yeah. The anti-tipping trend appears to be taking hold now. And around 74% of service workers have noticed customers are now tipping less. Because people are exhausted by it, right? And it's so expensive already. No, for real. We're always shouting out our Instagrams on this show. What we should be doing is shouting out our Venmos.

A little tip. We'll see how the shot color question of the day goes, and then maybe if he does a really good job, Digital Jake's going to earn a tip right afterwards. Of course not, Jeffrey. I do this for the love of the game. Yeah. What a good man.

Go ahead, Jake. There's a talented troop of tenacious tactical tykes. Wow. That around this time of year, engage in covert missions of subterfuge, entrapment, and high-caliber capitalism right in front of our very eyes. What is going on, Jake?

Are we talking about the subway people again? I'm talking about the Girl Scouts. Oh. And today, it happens to be National Girl Scout Day. Oh, cute. Every year, they're solely responsible for adding around 2,000 pounds to our total office weight thanks to their boxes of delicious cookies. Oh, my God.

Worth it. Unfortunately, I don't have any thin mince to give you, but instead, I have a sleeve of trivia questions for a... special Girl Scout edition of Balenty of 20. All right, let's start with Alexis today. Alexis, give me number one through 20 and I'll give you a Girl Scout question for it. Let's go seven.

Number seven. Alexis, there's an official Girl Scout promise. It's on my honor, I will try to serve God, my country, to help people at all times and to live by the Girl Scout law. And they use a special hand sign while reciting it. How many fingers do you? Do they hold up during the Girl Scout promise? It does sound like the radio promise that we make when we get our jobs here.

So intense. I just swore that I was going to be here until my death. You guys do something different. You put a dagger right to your own throat. I'm trying to think. It's two the Hunger Games. You know what they do? Like, do, do, do you.

Oh, yeah. Got two hunger games. Four looks kind of funny. So maybe I'll say three fingers up. You think three fingers. Alexis said three fingers. That is correct. It's the pointer, middle, and ring fingers.

You weren't a Girl Scout Glorina up? No. He did Hunger Games. Oh, yeah. Let's go over to Brooke. All right. Brooke, give me number 1 through 20, please. Uh, 12.

Brooke, I'm going to name three famous music artists, and you need to tell me which one was not a Girl Scout. Oh, that's funny. Your options are Taylor Swift, okay, Mariah Carey, and Megan the Stallion. Ooh. Which one was not a Girl Scout? So I was not a Girl Scout.

I was in Campfire Kids. Oh, what's that? We sold Allman Roka. You were the Girl Scouts from Wish. Yeah. But I actually think, and I'm just going to tell you, it's because of age situations here. I don't think Taylor Swift was.

I think that she started her music career young, which means she was concentrated on that. So I think she was not a Girl Scout. Brooke went with Taylor Swift. That is incorrect. I was looking for Megan the Stallion, not a Girl Scout. Mariah and Taylor were. So Brooke is out.

We're going to move over to Jose. Okay. Jose, please give me number one through 20. Uh, let's go six. Number six. If you've ever seen a Girl Scout, they earn badges that they wear on their uniforms for achieving different things. In the past, which of these was not a real badge?

Two of these are real, one of these is not, Jose. The Law and Order badge for polygraph and DNA testing. The cosmetic surgery badge for studying ways to surgically alter a person's appearance. Oh no. Oh my God. Or the laundress badge. for expertise in laundry. Oh, I don't want those last two years.

Your options again, law and order, cosmetic surgery or laundry badge, which one is not real? Each one has its merits. All right, everyone. Kimber just got her rhinoplasty badge and have your nose to be able to get you smell well. All right, I'm going to say

the cosmetic one has to be fake, Jake. Jose said cosmetic surgery badge. That is... Yes, correct. That one's all be cheering for that. That one's not real yet. Okay, we're hoping. Not with that.

We're on to Jeffrey Jeffrey give me number one through 20 three What are the three Cs of the Girl Scouts? Jeffrey. I'll give you two of them courage competence and what's the third? Courage confidence and it's not cookies Oh that would be good courage confidence and Consistency that's not a thing that's so boring I know what's exciting Communism I have no idea Jeffrey went with communism That's the fourth C, I'm sorry, the unofficial fourth C. I was looking for character.

Oh, I wouldn't have got it. We're back to Alexis. If you get this wrong, Jose's winning the Girl Scout. Yay! I haven't wanted a while. Give me another number. Let's go 10. Number 10.

The original Girl Scout cookie came out in 1917 when a troop in Oklahoma began baking their own. It was pretty basic. What kind of cookie was it? Oh, if it's basic, it's got to be the shortbread, right? Is it pretty basic? The treeful? Alexi said shortbread.

That is incorrect. I thought that was right. I thought that was right. Oh. That means Jose is one in the Girl Scout. They should have plenty of 20. I'm a Girl Scout. They wouldn't let me in.

Look at me now. Is that creepy? Since Jose wins, he gets to choose who gets shocked. And someone's going to be singing milkshake by Kalees. So who is it? It's going to be you, Jeff. Okay. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

And they're like. it's better than york. They should sell milkshakes too. And cookies, that'd be awesome. That's her shot collar question of the day. We got your phone tab coming up in just a few minutes. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Good news.

Your boring lunch from the deli just got a lot fancier. Oh, okay. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning because TikTok's newest food obsession is glitter pickles. Okay, I like pickles. Not a big fan of glitter, though. They make edible glitter. Yeah. Really?

Glickles for short. I love the name. And there's a video on how to make them. It went viral last month, but a lot of people miss that over the holidays. Plus the hashtag Pretty Pickles is trending right now. Wait a minute. That's careful. Not just on my computer either.

I was going to say. And they're actually, they're really easy to make. You just open up a regular jar of pickles and you dump a ton of edible glitter in there. I put it in drinks to make them look fancy. And emphasize edible. Edible. And that's it. And you just enjoy the fanciest, shiniest pickle you've ever seen.

It doesn't taste like anything. The glitter doesn't. But what's the benefit then? Why do you get it? Well, if you eat it with your kids because we get glitter donuts often, you get to make jokes about how it's going to come out. I was just going to say, is it making number two more fun? I mean, that's Alexif.

She's the one that's drinking all the time. I never joked about it in that way. How funny of your twos, Alexis. Why I use the glitter. No, do not ask Alexis. Since it's trending, naturally a bunch of brands jumped onto it. Jimmy Johns posted a photo where they were making glickles, but they got called out for using non-edible glitter.

Oh my gosh, it's going to tear you inside. And it's going to be in the restaurant forever. Like you can't get rid of it. Totally. Don't do that, JJ. Normal glitter can be toxic. Even if it says non-toxic on the bottle, you're eating a spoonful of microplastics at that moment. Let's just stay away from any glitter like that.

Yeah, but if you want to try a glittery pickle, get jars of the approved edible kind on Amazon right now for about 10 bucks. Nice. Okay. And we've put some edible glitter onto our laser for a brand new fancy edition of Glazer Stories. Oh, no, everyone! It's coming up right after this.

It's the radio segment that's been working on a new food mashup with Baskin Robbins and Star Kiss seafood called the Tuna Milkshake. Oh, no, Jeff. You want that 100% natural sea cream flavor? Gulp down a refreshing tuna milkshake today with laser stories. The segment where to read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else says, except we've got a laser.

Those other swim shamers just don't. Can you look a sea cow? You can. This first laser story is out of Europe. Many countries now have bullet trains. And the other day, one was zipping through Germany and had a scheduled stop halfway between Munich and Nuremberg. God, I'm so jealous of countries that have those fast trains.

They're so cool. I get around the country super quick. Well, we have the bullets here. It's not so much the train. It's part. It was also send people places. During that time, a 40-year-old Hungarian man named Laslo Kovac stepped off

the train to smoke a cigarette and didn't get back on before they closed the doors. Oh, dang. Yeah, be careful. He saw it leaving, so he jumped onto a bracket connecting two of the train cars and held on for dear life

as it hit 175 miles an hour. No! Bullet train. It's not a regular train. These are super fast. Just wait till the next train and catch up with the... What? Thankfully, after 20 miles, somebody saw him.

Which is actually five seconds. Yeah, that's true. Officials stopped the train and he was saved. Oh, my God. I'm imagining like Spider-Man when he's in front of the train in that one movie. He better have left like a really important bag or something on that train. When authorities showed up, Laslo said he did it because his luggage was on board. And he didn't want to.

to be separated from it. So he's now facing charges for an act disruptive to operations. And shocker, cops also found he never actually bought a ticket. Oh, yeah. So he boarded illegally as well, which is something that they tacked on that infraction to it too. Hey, maybe he'll finally realize he should give up smoking. Yeah, that's the message. Hey, you know, we hadn't done that. He would be in this pickle. His next laser story is out of Japan. An aquarium closed for renovation last month.

Around the same time their giant sunfish had become unwell. Oh, no. When the nine-foot-long fish refused to eat and would rub its belly up against the glass. Oh, buddy. Marine biologists were doing everything they could to try and fix what they thought was a digestive problem. That is, until one staff member suggested, maybe it's just lonely because it misses the visitors. Aw. No way.

That would be the suit. It would be. It'd be like a finding Nemo character. He's like, will you rub my belly be a glass? Scientists thought there was a 99% chance that was not the case. But they would test the theory just to see. Okay. They printed out life-size pictures of people and taped them up against the tank windows.

Oh, not even. Right, because it's close to visitors. And by the next day, the sunfish was totally happy again. He just wants attention. It turns out the one staffer was right. The giant sunfish was just lonely, and aquarium workers have been changing out the people's photos daily and taking turns going to hang out with the sunfish.

They spend at least a couple hours each day, waving and smiling. Time totally well spent. He's not a whole show for, my bed. Is this sunfish the Labrador Retriever of the Seas? Yeah. This isn't the first time in aquariums had to change. up lonely fish either. During the 2020 COVID lockdown, Tokyo's Sumita Aquarium asked for volunteers to FaceTime with its 300 spotted garden eels who would become shy without people around, making it

hard for the staff to check up on. Well, they're eels. I'm sorry, but they're shy eels. Shy seerial. Come on. This next laser story is out of the pharmacy files. Walgreens just came to a big realization. When you lock stuff up in a store, you don't sell as many of them. What? Wow. Yeah, Jeff, what is duh? Yeah.

I know it's a great big dud any customer ever, but Walgreens is the first to admit that locking their cases to deter theft actually cost the company a lot more money than they would have ever lost in shoplifting. Thank you. I hate pushing that button just to get, like, my kids' vitamins. Yeah, you know, at Target or whatever. And then they take 20 minutes and I finally just give up. I'm like, well, vitamin.

deficient kids it is. The company reported a net loss of $245 million last year, compared to just $39 million a year earlier. That math is not good for them. While the problem of theft hasn't gone away,

it's a lot smaller compared to them not being able to sell anything behind locked cases. Dude, I swear you can't buy laundry detergent now. I look like a crackhead trying to buy. I'm like, yeah, yeah, give me the big thing of tied pods. No, no, the big one, buddy.

Yeah. It does make you feel sketchy. You're like, I swear this is for laundry. The company's looking at more creative solutions after the numbers came out, possibly making decoy products or equipping their carts with alarms if you try to leave their store with an unscanned item. Oh, man. I mean, that's better than the glass cases, I guess. Yeah, it looks better.

They aren't exactly sure yet. Until then, they plan on closing about 1,200 stores over the next three years. Yikes. can't afford to stay open. How many stores do they have? Jeez. This next laser story is out of the kale connections. Here's a snack hack for people with young children.

A new study found they'll eat more vegetables if they think it gives them superpowers. When I was a kid, my parents would be like, feel like Popeye. Yeah. Spinach, get big muscles. Yep, researchers spent 20 minutes reading kids' fairy tales that involved magical fruits and vegetables. Wow, that's so smart. And the hero in the story was either healed or saved by eating them. Wow.

And then after the story was done, they offered the kids a choice of four different snacks, fruit, vegetables, cake, or cookies. They go with cookies. Turned out, the story made them more likely to choose the healthier food options and leave the cake behind. Okay, would that work on me? Because I would like to choose kale over cookies, and I don't, ever. Well, plus the veggie superhero study had a lasting effect on it.

80% of those kids were still eating more greens even weeks later. Wow. That is cool. I like this. It just goes to show that everybody should be thinking about going more green. Like this guy. Oh, he's very green. He would love to be in his own superhero book someday, maybe even as a villain.

Spider-Man versus the green gobbler. It could happen. And that sound means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Friday. Imagine winning an unlimited shopping spree. Alexis is so excited. But it's at your weird neighbor's garage sale.

Oh, you could get. You're not for us. Or sailing on a private yacht in the Caribbean. Oh, okay. In the middle of a hurricane. Oh. Or hiring a private chef to cook for you and your spouse a seven-course dinner. Oh, my God, yes.

But the chef. chef is Brooke. Oh no. No, one other private. Extra private. I'd rather stars. I made good food. It just goes to show.

Even the most perfectly planned romantic date can go completely haywire with just one small tweak. Oh, okay. That's exactly what happened for some of our listeners who had high hopes of going into a first date. And instead, they ended up right here telling their nightmare stories for a brand new Battle of the Tinder dates. Oh, okay. It's coming up. right after this. Two hopeless daters, one dating app that dares you to swipe right.

The question is whose love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game show that just filed a restraining order against itself for being two dang sexy. Get away for me. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates, where two of our listeners go head to head to find out whose dating life is the most tragic. We're going to explain the rules in just a second, but first, let's meet today.

contestants. In this corner, she was banned from the Louvre after challenging the Mona Lisa to a strip staring contest and lost. That's why they call her Art Valerie Gallery. Art Gallery

Valerie. Yeah, sure. What other one works? She's not allowed back. And in the other corner, her secret turn-on is when a guy regurgitates inflammatory political opinions he just read off of Facebook. Wow. That's a turn-

on you're the one person. Love it. Propaganda Amanda. Oh my God. Hello, hello, hello. Sounds like a conspiracy theory even that. Here's how the game works.

One contestant's going to start by telling one of their worst dating stories than the other will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own. We're going back and forth here for three rounds. Then afterwards we'll declare a winner. Nice. We're going to start off with Art Gallery, Valerie.

Go. Okay, so once I went back to a guy's place. And it was like a mansion from the outside. Gorgeous. Did you just call the brag? Like, I thought this was supposed to be a bad dating story. And then I lost him in the house.

Yeah. So I was really excited until we got inside and I quickly learned that it was a frat house. Oh, no. Oh, they are you. Oh, even better. I just thought he wrote his address in Greek letters. Very fancy. That means he's a good time, Valerie.

And he was definitely in his 30s. He's not in school. But get out of here. Yeah, they let him live there for cheap rent if he cleans the bathroom. Yeah. Oh, bro, not worth it. At least he's a man who's willing to clean the bathrooms. That's a rare fine.

He probably doesn't know. Still only does it every other month. We're on to propaganda. Amanda, can you counter? Oh, I can. So I had plans with a guy. And last minute, he told me that a friend of his would be joining us. Okay.

So I just, you know, kind of ignored those red flags. As one does. Good for you. Yeah. And then I quickly found out that his friend was his parole officer. Oh. Oh. Yeah.

He hadn't quite yet been cleared to go out in public alone. Oh, my God. But was the parole officer hot? No comment, no comment. Yeah, backup player. Let's go to round two. It means Valerie. Back to you.

So once a guy told me that he wanted to take me to an event for our first date, and he told me to wear a black dress. So I'm like, oh yeah, I got a few of those. That's fun. Girls like that, like kind of a surprise. Yeah, when a guy tells them what to wear. No, Jim. That's romantic. Go ahead.

The wrong message. It's so funny. So I meet him, and he's just sitting on this bench crying. What? And he tells me to follow him into this public restroom. What? Now things are getting good. You did?

You did that? Jeffrey's like, I've been on this date before. I did. I did. And he says he realizes it's awkward, but he needed someone for strength. And he was going to have a funeral for his pet fish lump sucker. Oh, lumpy. Oh, no.

Yeah. So he whips out this dead fish, and he fluses him down the toilet and then pulls out a flask. You didn't even bear me? What? He took a shot for lumpy. Just like he would have wanted. Amanda, I don't know how you're going to top that, but good luck. Go ahead.

So this guy wanted to meet me at a club and turns out that it is a strip club. Okay. Yeah. It was called Lucky Ladies. I didn't know why. So, you know, when I get there, he looks at me and he's like, all right, are you ready? I'm like, uh, ready for what? Yeah.

And the DJ comes on and he calls my name to get on stage. It was like amateur night or something. Oh, Brooke's dream come true. And I was like, no, not at all. And I refused to go up. Because I refused, he had the bouncers come and escort me out. Turns out he's the owner of the club. Oh, my God.

Oh, he was like recording. What a sleaze ball. He's like a pimp. Oh, my God. Oh, he's terrible. Amanda, you could have been a star. On to round number three. Valerie, this is your last shot. What do you got? All righty. I'm at a bar with this guy and he asks if I want to come out to watch the chain smokers with him.

Okay. They perform in every city, every night. I swear, they're everywhere. And the same song over and over again, even if it has a different title. Well, I didn't even know that they were in town, so I was elated. And she says, I can even meet them if I want. So obviously I say yes. Yeah. So we go out the back door of this bar and we're in this alley and there were these three dudes out there in motorcycle jackets.

And they're just like out there, chain smoking. And apparently that's what he meant. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. He's like, next you want to meet 21 pilots? They're real pilots. It's a whole group of them.

Amanda. This is last chance. Go ahead. So this guy I met He planned this scavenger hunt for a date Which was like cute, fun Totally normal Until the last one

He tells me this last one It was like this big prize And I needed to go to this specific address And part of it was to kind of buzz in And pretend that I was like House cleaning to steal back an engagement ring Oh Steal back my gosh

Yeah, that's when I realized that he was recruiting me to help take things back from his ex-wife. Oh. Did you do it? Yeah, how many carrots was the win? You should have taken it and told him you never found it. Or at least kept the address so Alexis could do it anyway. Alexis, we got to score this. Who's it go to today?

That's hard. I'm going to go Valerie for the chain smokers. She thought she was going to a concert. All right, that's one vote for Val. This guy wanted her to commit burglary. I mean, obviously, Amanda. That's some sort of... I'll tie it up, Jose.

I'm going with Valerie for the petfish. That's right. Congratulations. Our gallery, Valerie, somewhere up in heaven, a lumpy goldfish is looking down and smiling on you and your sad dating history. You should feel good about that, Valerie.

Very good. Thank you, guys. Thank you for playing. That's Battle of the Tinder dates. We got your phone tab coming up. Next. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and you've heard of,

private detectives or investigators trying to track people down from an incident that happened decades ago. Yeah. And in some cases, the reason why people are looking for them is that they could owe a lot of money. But in today's call, it's actually the opposite. We've spent years trying to track down a guy so we could pay him money. Well, wouldn't that be a nice surprise?

And not a lot of money either. It's all thanks to a purchase he probably doesn't even remember. We'll hear how he reacts in your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, my name is Richard Selsby. I'm looking for Ethan Mock's. This is Ethan.

What's this regarding? No. No way. You're Ethan Mock's. Yes, you called me. The same Ethan Marns from 3592 L. I used to live there like a decade ago. Oh, my God.

Boys! Hey, boys, I got him. Excuse me? He did it. What's going on? Dude, I have been looking for you for a long, long time. This is unbelievable. Who are you?

Sorry. Yeah, I'm with Bloco. Oh. Bloco. What's that? It's a power tool company. We're based in the Midwest, and your name was flagged for a pending rebranding. claim from 2005 for a leaf blower.

You're calling me decades later about a leaf blower I bought in 2005? Right, yeah, I apologize that. I know it's a little bit behind, but I've been working on your case trying to get the money back to you since, I don't know, 2013. I have a case number. You do, and I got to tell you, you are a hard guy to track down. It looks like you moved. I've lived in like a dozen different places since then.

I mean, I know. I see that. It looks like you were at Missouri at one point. Then you went to Colorado. And that's where the trail went cold. It kind of lost track of you. Oh, my God. You're kidding me.

No, I'm not. But I was able to talk to a guy who worked with you at R. F's family insurance. Guy named Scott. You talked to Scott? Right. He gave me your email. What?

Anyway, it's a long story. I'm just thankful I got you. That is a lot of effort for a rebate from a leaf blower. How much money could we? possibly be talking about? $11.38. What? But with interest, it's now $12.6.

Oh, boy. That's money right into your pocket. You're going to give me $12.3 for something I bought 20 years ago? $12.6. Right. I know it's a lot, so it's probably hard to wrap your mind around. It's big bucks. Yeah, I'm trying to figure out what I'm going to do with it. Good. I'm happy to be the bearer of good news. So let's just get you verified here. First of all,

do you still have the original box and receipt? No. Okay. I can't even picture this leaf blower or whatever it is. Can you just like maybe look around? Maybe look around? Because we prefer that they be mailed in, laminated. You want me to laminate the box that my leaf blower came in in 2005?

In the receipt. In the receipt for 12 dollars, yeah. Look, I understand it's not ideal. Well, it's not ideal. It's impossible. I mean, I don't have that. I wouldn't even bother. $12.

That's a got a cup of coffee. You know what? I mean, I've worked so hard just trying to track you down over the last like 10 years I've worked here. I'm just going to check you off and say it's okay. Oh, we're fine. Great. Well, that's, yeah. Okay.

Thank you. Yeah, no problem. That step is done. But do you know if the leaf blower was primarily used for leaves or maybe some recreational airflow? Recreational airflow? What would that be? You wouldn't believe some of the things people use this device for. A leaf floor. Yeah, okay. I'm trying to picture it.

I could send you picks of what people use it for. No, I will pass on that. Oh, okay. Are we done? Are we there yet? Almost. Almost there. I just need to ask you, if you agree to accept the rebate in store credit from Radio Shack, then we'll double it. Would you be interested? Store credit from Radio Shack? Does that store exist? Not on this continent, I don't believe, but you could get some value down and

South America. I will not be traveling there anytime soon, so no, I'll take cash. Okay, got it. Final step. Can you make the sound of a leaf blower for our quality assurance check? No, I can't do. I won't be doing that. I mean, that's the last thing I need so I can approve you. You know, leafblower sound. Oh, God. That was just terrible. Why are you laughing? You asked me. I didn't think you'd actually do it because I got to tell you I don't work for like a leaf blower warranty company I'm a radio host and we're doing a prank call on you Okay now this is all starting to make sense

Yeah my real name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning And your brother Ken set you up for a phone tap Why did he why would he? He said that you've moved all over the country And you're planning to move again soon So you wanted us to have some fun and play a prank on you I should have known there was a guy working on my leaf floor case for 10 years You can't even get a hold of anybody at any company now,

let alone a private detective working on my flipping warranty. Because at Bloco, we take our rebates very seriously. Bloco, yes. I love Bloco. Not for recreational use. Yeah, no, we won't be doing that. Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

It can be so frustrating when you're starting to date someone that you're really into, and you're trying to show them that you're excited to hang out. Yeah. Without coming off too eager and clingy, though. I know. That's like a fine line. Like, apparently, it's okay to send them a text saying, hey, I had a great time with you. You're so cool.

Can't wait to see you again. That sounds nice. That sounds great. Really? Uh-huh. But when I write that same exact message and lipstick on their bathroom mirror, when technically I've never been quoted. let into their house before.

Now, suddenly I've gone too far. Suddenly I'm weird. It is very confusing, Jeff. Yeah, it's very confusing. Just like, can't wait to watch you sleep again. Well, I thought it was romantic. Okay. One of our listeners was trying to walk that fine

line at the end of her date to show a guy that she liked him. Was she confused too? She pulled a move that maybe went a little bit too far. You're going to hear it in your second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in

morning second date update making a friendly bet during a first date it could be a good move yeah it's kind of flirty a little bit has a little excitement to the night like for example beer chugging contest loser has to do the other person's taxes for the next five years ready go what oh you suck it chugging beer no no that was hot okay so here's my w4 and a little list of my assets. So if you could file those by tomorrow, they're already overdue. I have a bunch of deductibles, too, by the way. Is that not working for you, Brooke?

Isn't this supposed to be your W-2? You give a W-4? Well, good. Good thing you know how to do it, because I certainly don't. But one of our listeners had a friendly wager going during her first date, and apparently didn't go quite the way she planned. Uh-oh. So let's talk to Trisha

about it. Tricia, welcome to the show. Hi, thank you. You owe more to the IRS than you expected Is that what happened? Not exactly. Okay. No, you didn't do the tax bet thing, I'm guessing. No, I didn't.

And look, now he's not calling you back. Wow, Jeff. Who is it? Who did you go out with? So I met this guy named Gino. Gino? Okay. And we met online.

And he really seemed like very kind of happy. He's like a very chill guy. Okay. Those are good qualities in a person. Yeah. He's super cute. So I was like, why not? Yeah.

So, like, I know by his profile that he's, like, a sporty guy, and I'm pretty sporty myself. Okay. So I thought we would do a game of pickup basketball. Oh. Okay. That's a great date. I thought you'd go to a game, not be in a game.

That doesn't sound as fun. But Jose, that's not, like, a sporty thing to do. Watching sports is not an athletic thing. So I'm not as athletic as I thought I was that because I watch so many sports. No, that doesn't... On my couch. Downing two plates of nachos in under 20 seconds is technically... I'm good at that.

It is kind of athletic. Competitive food. But I don't think that's what Trisha had in mind. Okay, so you guys wanted to do something sporty. What was your bet? So the loser had to buy the drinks. Oh, that's cute. Okay.

Yeah, that's easy. And it's good to play basketball before drinking. Yeah. Probably don't want to do that the other way around. I mean, you could. It doesn't sound fun. It doesn't sound fun. Not at all.

Okay. So who won? Well, he was pretty good, and I'm not bad at all. It was close, but I guess we just called it a tie because when I made the last shot, it hit the rim. And when he turned around to make the rebound, it hit him in the nose. Oh. Did it bleed? No, but it looked like it hurt.

Yeah. Oh, man. So his pride is hurt. He hasn't, like, really dominated the game, and then he just got to. got an owie. Yeah, he had an awry and then he bought drinks anyhow. Okay. That'll make your nose feel better.

Hit him in the face with a ball. You didn't pay for the strings? Well, I didn't do it purposely. It hit the rim. It wasn't my fault. And she didn't lose, Jeffrey. Okay. That's really matters.

She's a stickler for the rules. A bet is a bet. Yeah, okay. The drinks go good? Drinks were great. We had like really good conversation, too. Okay. This all sounds so good.

Yeah. Even if you're getting hit, doesn't sound that bad. Is there any bad things that happened? No, I mean, He was talking about, like, what he's looking for in a relationship and how he wants an active person, which is awesome because I do too. And he talks a little bit about he loves fantasy football, which I don't understand at all, but whatever. Okay. And then he talked about, like, how he had a big party for his family for their anniversary for his parents.

Oh, that's cute. And there's, like, 50 people. So, like, he's really family-oriented, which I thought was great. Okay. Oh, sorry. Jeffrey Hook. Now, this is all cute. How did you end that date?

So I kissed him by my car. Oh. You initiated the kiss? I did, yeah. Did you kiss his nose so it felt better? Did you kiss him on the mouth? Oh, no, I kissed him on the mouth. Okay, good.

Well, it was great. And then I went to get in my car and he started walking towards his car. So then I figured I was going to try and be really cute. And then I ran up to him by his car. gave him another kiss. Aw. Wow. Wouldn't you be so excited if you were a guy?

I'd love that. I don't know. You're saying no, Jeffrey? Is there any chance that maybe he thought you were going to attack him and try and knock him down again? Finish him off after the nose incident? No. No. No.

I'm just kidding. I mean, all that sounds okay. Two kisses are better than one. It sounds really romantic. Yeah. How's the conversation been after the date? Or has there been conversation? Yeah, like I've texted him like quite a few times and he does respond but it's like spotty.

So like he'll respond like every three texts or something. So that kind of makes me feel like, ooh, maybe I did something wrong. Okay. Are you texting from the same number every time? Yeah. Okay. I mean from the same three burner phones that she has. Right.

Yeah. Okay. She likes to do the sneak attack thing. So I'm just wondering. I mean, do you have any ideas? I have no clue. Did he not like me kissing him? Is he like afraid because of the bomb eyes?

I'm not sure what's going on. It's been a few weeks now, too. Sometimes a woman can seem a little bit too over-eager with things too. Maybe I go off the forward. I don't know. I love an eager woman. Sure you do. But all right.

We'll come back. We'll call Gina for you. And we'll try not to like, sneak attack him too much, but we'll politely ask if he's willing to see you another time and try and get your second date update right after this, okay? Okay. Okay, hold on. Broken Jeffrey in the morning.

Second date update. Out in the parking lot, she lurks. So dumb. Ducking between cars. Oh, no. Reapplying her blueberry lip balm. Not the blueberry. Watching, waiting for her moment to run up and strike.

It hurts. Her name is Trisha. She is the notorious Southside Surprise Smoocher. Why did that guy get sick? I thought her date liked it. Now, to be fair, it was her second kiss of the night with Gino, and she was just trying to be cute and flirty about it. I'm sure it was cute and flirty.

We had to play a puk sound for her. The sneak kiss may have scared him away, to the point. where he's avoiding her now. I mean, if she was ducking behind him. Or maybe he's just waiting for her to surprise him again. And she hasn't done it. I can really hope that it wasn't the second kiss. I mean, that's insane.

Okay. Let's call Gino and try and get some answers from him. Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding. Okay. Maybe he's away on business or something. It just hasn't told you. Getting his nose reconstructed after you shattered it into little pieces. No, it didn't even bleed.

Rhinoplastia. heard takes a while to come back from. So maybe he's just trying to get himself pretty again for you. Let's see what he has to say. Here we go. Hey, is this Gino? Yes, this is Gino. Man, who's calling?

Doesn't sound nasally. No? That's pretty good. We're... That would have been awful. We're a radio show, man. It's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, that's...

I mean, I've heard of you guys. That's kind of cool. I think it's cool that you've heard of us. We're doing something on our show called The Second Date Update. You know that? No. Yeah, I mean, I've heard of that. I didn't actually think that happened.

That's kind of interesting. You really do this. It happens a lot. So you're the lucky guy that we're calling today because you recently went out with somebody named Trisha. Oh. Yeah, it was kind of a minute ago, right? like a couple weeks ago? Yeah, it's been about two and a half weeks.

Okay. Okay. So you're one of those guys who likes to just take it slow. Oh, I guess, I mean, you guys are asking about how the day went or? Well, it's just like you've been. Just give us a nutshell, like your take on that day, big picture. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I got hit in the face with like a basketball, but I'm not.

Sorry. I don't mean to laugh. Was that good for you? No, it wasn't, Jeff. No. Was it embarrassing? I bet it was embarrassing. I mean, I got to say that the reason I'm not reaching out is because of, like, not the date,

but because of, like, some of her text after they gave me some red flags. Oh. We didn't hear about any of the texts that you had. She just said you guys were kind of in spotty communication. Yeah, and you aren't responding to her. What did she say? Was it clingy or something? You can say that.

Like after I got home later that night I got like a one sentence text that said What's the best case scenario for us? Best case scenario? Yeah Like for your relationship? Is that what she's asking? Yeah and I was like

How do I answer this? I literally was like Football in the face and more drinks Is that what you said? That's pretty funny That's a fantastic response I was like, okay, maybe she's drunk or something, and that was that. Okay.

But that's funny, but there was more than just that. The thing is the next day, she texted me. It was like, if we got married someday, would you consider ditching your fantasy football league to spend time with me? It was something like that. And the immediate answer is no. Alexis, a fair question, right? Yeah. After our first date?

I mean, it gives you a good gauge, I guess. You're trying to be nice. Was she trying to be funny? I don't know. That was too serious questions. Like, that's a big picture question. That's two in a row. How did you respond to that one?

I totally ditched my friends in my interest just for you. You know, I just got to a point where I thought, okay, this is just a lot. Off of one date, I don't want to be planning out my future with this person. Yeah. That is a lot. It would be a lot for anybody. Doesn't sound like you asked her any deep, introspective questions about her life. Uh-oh.

And now is actually your chance, Gino, because she's on the other line right now, waiting to tell you what she wants out of your future together. Oh, this is going to be cute. Oh, great. So she planned this too. Of course she did. Oh, my God. This doesn't make it less intense, does it?

Her first question is, what would you do if I surprisingly put you on a radio show? Would you love me? Trisha. You there? I'm here. Oh, Trisha. You know, you didn't mention any of those texts. that you sent to him.

Well, I didn't think that they were really, like, that important. Oh. Oh. So hearing what he just said, have you changed your mind about that? It's not an issue. It's like I would like to know. I am a planner. I could understand you wanting to, like, plan out your week or your month.

Thank you. Planning out your entire rest of your life. That's a lot to ask a guy after one date. No, we're not getting any younger. and my deal is I'm not even going to bother wasting a minute if he's not going to tell me honestly what's going on with us or I'm not going to waste a minute if he's going to be like, no, I'm totally keeping my fantasy football and then I lose him like every Friday night. No, I don't think so. It's actually Sunday.

Is it really every Friday? He's not going to give up his stuff for you. We don't know that. Gino, are you willing to give up your stuff? Come on. I mean, like I said, this is one date. Like I have to go on a few more dates. You can't, you can't just corner someone like that.

I don't think anybody's going to. That could have been your answer to the first question I asked you. What's the best case in area? Okay, maybe, yeah, let's go out a few more times. Okay, maybe that wouldn't have led me to the next question. You're thinking me, I'm kind of so psycho or something. Okay, but he, he, I don't think you're psycho. I just, I just, I did remember another thing you asked, which is,

would your parents ever let us stay in their house so we can save for our future? That was like another one. Oh, wow. with their parents. That's kind of a sweet little image of a family. But he hasn't met my parents. Exactly. And I hadn't met her parents or anything.

Well, yeah, because you're being selfish and you're keeping them all to yourself. You should spread the wealth of this wonderful family that you have. You also said you had 50 people in there, so it was big enough for all of us. Oh, yeah. Wait, you actually responded that it was okay? I didn't. I didn't respond. I already told you guys, and we talked about this.

He told me about an anniversary party for his parents where he had 50 people. Oh, yeah. And your first thought was, I can move in with my future. Must be a nice house. Yeah. I mean. She's a planner. She's got a plan ahead for every bad case scenario that might play out.

Tricia, it's just a little too much, you know. I know you want to know everything right now, but there's just no way to know. I made it this far in life with knowing everything, and I think I'm going to be fine. You know what I mean? I'll be fine without him. But he could have just been honest and said, hey, a few more dates. And I would have been like, okay. And then I would have chilled out.

But then it led me into this big spiral of wanting to know more and more more. Gino, we could just smooth this whole thing over if you're just willing to admit right now it was all your fault. Go ahead. I see that coming. Yes, this is all my fault. Great. Okay. Now let's move forward.

Since Trisha is such a planner, I would love to help her plan your next date, which we will pay for out of the generosity of our hearts. Are we asking Gino? Are you asking Trish? Well, actually, that's a good point. I should ask Trisha for permission. Tricia, is it okay if I co-plan your next date with you? It is fine with me for you to co-plan, yeah. Okay.

Sounds like she's still up for it. So, Gino, would you like to meet up with Tricia one more time on our bill? Your future bride wants to know. Oh, wow. Yes, if we can just kind of take it a little slower. What? You're saying yes? I mean, like I said, I had a fun time.

I just, if you're really serious about just moving really. fast, that's not me. But if you're willing to just, like, go out and have fun, then I'm down to go out for another day. Yeah, but what we never heard was about that fantasy league, willing to give it up. This is a good start to the communication, a little bit of honesty and transparency. There we go. It never happens on our show.

I'm proud of us. I don't know if I like it. I know. It just feel kind of ick to be this honest, but it's what she wants. Is that okay with you, Trisha? to move slower? Yeah, I promise I'll slow it down. I won't ask any future questions, like, about our children's names or anything.

I will reel it in. Yeah, because you already have those planned out and he doesn't really get to say in them anyway. I do, yeah. Yeah, uh, there we go again. Welcome to the rest of your life, Gino. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke, I'm just going to ask. Okay.

Where do you see the show going? Yeah. Like, what's the best case scenario? for us here. I feel like it's too soon to ask and that makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I mean, we've only been together for over a decade and I'm not ready for this level of commitment. Well, I'm gonna tell

you, I'm scared. Because from what I just heard, I don't think we're heading to a very good place. What? They're going out again, Jeffrey. Exactly. Suddenly we have people on the phone communicating, listening to each other. That's nice. Taking a breath and respecting boundaries. Too healthy.

Gross. No. It's not very funny. It is not. We got to get this train back on track. Okay. So if your life is a wreck, that's who we need to have calling. Yeah, if you want to scream cry at someone for taking a crout on off of your salad without asking first, you're just the type of person we need.

Yeah. Email the show and help us write this sinking ship. We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We've all told lies before. Yeah. And most of the time, you're doing it to be polite. Like when you shake hands with someone and you say, nice to meet you.

Yeah. I mean, it is, though. For most people in this room, it is nice. But for somebody in here, I'm not going to say who, they always come to me afterwards and say, it actually wasn't that nice to meet that person. Now give me my moonshine and my glasses. Wow, Brooke. I was pretty specific.

I didn't say any names. We said glasses. We don't know that. So, yeah. You said moonshine, actually. That's true. That's what gave it away. Normally, very, very polite with your lies. But occasionally, your brain will tell you it's okay to lie about something totally ridiculous.

Which is why a new survey asked people to share the dumbest lies that they've ever actually said to someone before. And the responses were hilarious. We're going to read the best coming up right after this. Have you ever seen the eight hour long TikTok series, Who the F did I marry? Oh, yes. Well, I've seen pieces and recaps. It's a big commitment. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

No, it's a compilation of 52 TikTok videos by a woman named Risa Tisa. And it got big, not that long ago, but people are still discovering it daily now. Yes, she was, like, married to this, like, crazy narcissist for five months that lied to her. Yeah, she tells about him being a pathological liar and how she ended up divorcing him. We're not going to go into the whole thing, but basically, Risa's ex-husband told a bunch of really, really stupid lies. Oh, like crazy. Those are the kind of people that tell crazy lies. Like saying he was a former professional

arena football player. And the vice president of a famous condiment company. Yeah. Okay. Well, those lies are pretty bad. Are they the dumbest ever? Because a new survey asked people to confess the most ridiculous,

unbelievable fibs that they've ever told someone. Oh, wow. And we've got the best responses ready. So let's get into it. Like this person said, I used to tell people that I was the voice that whispered zoom-zoom-zoom at the end of those Mazda commercials. You know, Zoom-Zo. That would be a hard one to disprove.

Yeah, it's a good lie, actually. One girl I know told me she's all the screaming in the background of Grey's Anatomy. Now I'm trying to wonder if that's fate. No, that's fake. Graz's Anatomy has been on since you were like born. Oh, dang it. Wait a minute. I would trust her, Alexis.

Okay. That's all she does. Her IMDB is just the screen. Everybody's got their claim to fame. Another person wrote, I was buying an engagement ring when the sales lady asked if I was a Christian. I had a feeling that saying yes meant I'd get a better

price. So I said yes. Oh yeah, sure, I'll be any religion you need me to be if I get a discount. And then she wanted to know what church I went to and my pastor's name and all sorts of specifics. 20 lies later, I got the deal. Oh, nice. Oh yeah, the Church

of Christ, Pastor Johnson. Yeah, nope, that's Sounds about right. Pastor Tim Tom. Oh, there it is. Yeah. You like to play a guitar. You guys are so quick to judge people for their lies. It's not fair.

Hey, they got a good discount and they got closer with the Lord. I support it. I think that's what God wanted. I'm into it. We're looking at a survey where people shared the stupidest lies that they've ever told someone in the past. This one's kind of a doozy. This woman said, I didn't know how to break up with my boyfriend when I was 22. Yeah.

So I just told him I was pregnant with someone else's baby. Whoa. That tiny excuse. You thought you were going to move cities or something more reasonable, you know? She went for the big one there. She says I was not pregnant and had never cheated. I just didn't have a better idea. I like how that is easier than just saying I don't like you anymore.

It's good if you're going to lie. Like make it a lie that makes you look bad. I guess. She definitely took one for the team. Another person said when I was 19, I used to fake a French accent to try and buy beer at the grocery store. I thought it would make people think I'm older and more refined. It did work one time.

It did, huh? It's probably because I was working at that gas station. When I worked at the gas station, I sold to everybody. It was terrible. Can you say that on air? I was only like 19 or 20 myself. So I was like, yeah, sure, you want some? Yeah, tell me, kid, don't worry, I'm taking the beer.

Yeah, what are you four years old? You know what? Have a bud light. It's not even a lie. You want the little vodka on their binky, huh? Oh. The next one says, I once convinced my entire school that I physically couldn't say the word evil.

What? Why? I would pronounce it evile. Eviol. Sadly, this went on for almost two years. And everybody would try to teach me the proper way to pronounce it, and I just couldn't get it right. Oh, I love it. What a great way to get attention.

That's silly. Keep going with this. This person wrote, I had to wear an eye patch one summer back when I was 18. Oh, that's hard. One day my little cousin saw it and asked what was underneath the patch. And I told them a tiny hand. He cried for two hours. That is brilliant.

Lying to kids. I'm sorry, I know I'm a parent, but lying to kids is so fun. They just believe you immediately. Yeah, absolutely. The trust is so deep in them. I could see Brooke doing a date night with her husband. Like, you know what? Let's go have dinner and lie to a bunch of kids.

So romantic. The first time my little nephew ever got. on my stream, he asked how many people are watching. And there was like six. Yeah. And I was like, I think we have about 400,000 right now. And he got so quiet. And I realized like five minutes later, I had to tell him, wait, you know, I'm kidding,

right, buddy? There's only five people watching. Yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Okay. And he thought like he was viral on the internet. The fact that he believed that you had 400 is hilarious in itself. These are from a survey of one of the stupidest lies that people admit they've ever

told before. This one says I was at a dinner party I did not want to be at. So at the table, I told everyone I was a steer wrestler in the rodeo. But I had to quit after I broke my ankle at the Texas championships. I see. I see. I would have said after I broke the bull's ankle. Yeah. Because I'm a little too strong. That's a better lie. I actually like that better. And finally, this person says when my family first moved to Nashville when I was in fifth grade, I started telling everyone at my new school that Reba McIntyre was my aunt. Oh. Good old Aunt Reba.

That's so cool. I believe that in a heartbeat. That would only be cool in Nashville. They say, then one day I met her at a buffet. I felt so awkward like she knew I had been lying about her. She's like glaring at you. But I did get a photo and I used that as official proof with all my friends. I like how you felt so guilty, but then continued the lie. Text in 7-8-5-9-2.

Tell us about the craziest dumb lie that you ever told. We're going to do your phone tap right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We've got a return player, Tyler, who has an all-time record of 3, 5, and 3 against you all-time. But his three victories on this segment don't even matter to him. Oh, they don't. Because his biggest game show victory ever was when he won on the Wheel of Fortune. took home $17,000 and a trip to Flint, Michigan.

Oh, wow. Sorry, the Caribbean, Caribbean. Oh, I was going to say, I wouldn't. I always confused, though, to those two places. Tyler, welcome back on to the show. I appreciate it, guys. Did you take your trip? Yes, we did.

That's so cool. Was the resort cool, or do they put you up in, like, a motel six? You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. Oh, no, they were cool. We got to stop at, like, four different ports, including Disney. private island and we got unlimited drinks, food for free.

It was awesome. Oh, that's VIP. Almost what you get for play. Yeah. I mean, even though you've been on Wheel of Fortune, you're way more excited to be on our game show, right? Oh, that's all that matters right now. There we go.

Yeah. I'd like to buy a vow. Sure. Do you are we doing that or are we not? We will send you to Flint, Michigan, if you will. Don't buy an A. Buy a A. Buy a A.

Buy a O. Oh, good advice. Buy an O. Don't buy A's if you play Wheel of Fortune. Brooks leaving the studio. And Tyler, you know the game works 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass, but you have to beat her outright to win. Are you ready?

I'm ready. Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Johnny Cash was born on this day in 1932. Was that his real name or stage name? Stage name. A pentadecagon is a shape with how many sides? 12.

What is the study of fossils called? Archaeology. Farah Fawcett, Kate Jackson, and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to be featured in what 70s TV show? Pass. In which decade did seatbelts become mandatory in cars? 1980. How many dice are used in an official game of Yatsi? Five.

Speed demon Tyler blowing through those questions. Well done. Brooks coming back into the studio. Brooke, Tyler, was really fast. Oh, I know. He's already been chosen for major game shows. To get picked to go up is a big deal. Yeah, you got to have your stuff together.

So be honest, Tyler. Do you ever brag to your friends whenever you beat Brooke? Are you the humble winning type? I don't like to brag in front of people too much. Liar. Sorry. I had something to be broke there. Who do you think does a better job hosting game shows?

Pat Sayjack or Jeffrey DeBoe? I think Jeffrey's got more personality and swaggle. Yeah. I do have that swaggle. Doctor has to check it out, though. So probably to get that swaggle removed. Is that contagious? Yeah.

That's why you're coughing. Let's have Brooke. answer some questions here. You ready? Oh, yeah. Throat cleared, good to go. Swagel ready? Here it is. Your time starts now. Johnny Cash was born on this day in 1932. Was that his real name or stage name?

Ooh, real name. A pentadecagon is a shape with how many sides? Nine. What's the study of fossils called? Archaeology. Farah Fawcett, Kate Jackson, and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses to all be featured in what 70s TV show? Charlie's Angels. In which decade did seatbelts become

mandatory in cars. 80s? How many dice are used in an official game of Yotsie? Five. What drinks famous slogan is simply, oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Mountain Dew? Oh, yeah.

Let's go to the scoreboard. It's just so terrible. Let's go to the answers and see how you did with Jose. Belangios. Hey, Tyler, you've got a lot of questions and very impressive, but you only got one of those questions correct. Oh, yikes, Tyler. Oh, boy. Yeah.

Quantity, not quality. Yeah. I mean, speed is the name here, but Brug. Uh-huh. Three correct. Oh. Wasn't enough today, Tyler. It's all right.

Record goes to three, six, and three all time. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Johnny Cash, born on this day in 1932, that was his real given name. Wow. That's so cool. He can have that much swagger without that being your real book's name. Swaggle. Swagel.

Swagel. That's what I meant. Yeah, swagel. He had swagel, too. Pentadecagon is a shape with 15 different sides. Dang. Pentas 5, Deca, 10, Adam McGarar 15. The study of fossils is called paleontology.

Ross from Friends would be so mad at you. Yeah, archaeology is people. Farah Fawcett, Kate Jackson, and Jacqueline Smith were the original actresses on Charlie's Angels in the 70s. Seatbelts became mandatory in cars in the 1960s. Oh, well, not my household. There's five dice used in an official game of Yatsy and only. yeah who says oh yeah when it breaks through a wall that's the cooling yeah he's doing the exact impression sorry oh yeah about new no not right anyway Tyler sorry it wasn't enough to

be Brooke today but just for playing we're gonna give you a pair of tickets to see Cardi B that's crazy I know hooking you up to go see her show at climate pledge arena February 22nd if you want to buy your tickets they're on sale right now oh yeah oh yeah now now that you lost, what are you going to do next? Just go add another drink. Have another drink. There you go. All right, Tyler, thanks for playing, man. We'll have you back anytime. Thanks, guys.

All right, we're going to win Brooks Buck, same time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.