Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeffrey’s 1,000th Song, Ashton’s Move Back Home + Divorce Party Date (5/29/26)

Episode Date: May 31, 2026

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Oh my God, what a day we have. It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and you found the full hour. Tons to celebrate today. Yes, it is. One huge milestone is that young Jeffrey today will sing his 1,000th song of the week. Crazy.

Isn't it? Twice I've tried to clap this up and no one else joins me. But Jeff, I love you out there, buddy. I'm not going to hear this. That's been real. He's not going to hear this other. Yeah, I love it. I love it.

You're going to love the song of the week. And if you don't keep your comments to yourself because he's near broken at this point. And then also we get a look into Ashton's life. Yes. We get his mom and dad on the show because he just moved back home. And there's actually a comment about Ashton. Oh, yeah.

Aaron Jay is going to be extra happy about today's episode because said, finally broke down and looked up a picture of Ashton. And I would definitely watch a sitcom starring him. Sorry, Alexis, but we have a new favorite Gen Zier. Oh, wow. It's bad if you get to be thrown by the only other Gen Zier, Alexis. Yeah, that's true. After today's segment, he might have earned it.

Yeah, he really did. Enjoy the full show. It starts right now. I'm not sure if you saw this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, but there's a public outcry over a recent poll of the country's best hamburger in honor of National Hamburger Day. Okay.

Oh, this is always a fun combo. Who got it? I'm not going to get all into it, but the controversy surrounds the number one pick because it's not from a traditional burger spot. Not like one of the ones we know. Not five guys, not in and out. Oh, I love In and Out.

It was actually Buffalo Wildwoods. Apparently, a lot of people love a specific item on their menu, and I'm just going to read it to you how they describe it. It's a double smash burger with American cheese, bacon, grilled onions, pickled Fresno chili peppers. Sounds so good. And hatched chili aoli on a toasted hala bun. Dude, that actually sounds gourmet.

Let's go right now and get it. Yeah. I'm not against it. I mean, bring him in. Do you have them outside? Bring him the In and Out and the Five Guys. All the niche burger places, like Five Guys and In and Out are like, seriously, you're going to give it to Buffalo Wild Wings? Are you joking?

Don't be jealous. I mean, yes. Make a better burger. Up your game, man. Then they went there and tried it, and they were like, whoa, actually, this is pretty. It was pretty good. Also, in a viral video, some psychopath snuck in some blooming onion petals to put on top of the Wild Wings burger and said it tastes even better. So we're looking for an outback Wild Wings collab?

Is that what we're looking for? I guess that's where we're at as a country. Happy National Burger Day, everybody. Maybe we could all stuff it inside of a pizza crust and let Pizza Hut sell it. I'm not against it. Let's all put our bibs on as we send it over to the 190 pounds of bacon-stuffed man. and me that we refer to as digital Jake. He's our little Jakeinator.

I thought he was a smash burger too. Toss some toast at Kala on that shock collar question of the day. Let's go. Well, today we celebrate National Paperclip Day. Right. Almost as exciting as hamburger. Guys. Almost.

We're honoring the most humble of office supplies that's held together book reports, tax audits, and most of Brooks' homemade Halloween costumes. But the most famous paper clip of all time isn't even allowed near actual. paper anymore. I'm talking about Clippy, the over-caffeinated Microsoft Assistant from 1997. Who would pop up on your word documents saying, hey, it looks like

you're trying to write a ransom letter to the cops. Would you like some help with that? Before chat, GPT. Yeah, Clippy was the original AI. If you've never witnessed him yourself or you're too young to remember, Clippy was a bendy, cracked out little eavesdropper

with zero qualifications and terrible timing, but somehow, he still became Microsoft's unofficial mascot for years, even after he was fired from his job for cause. So he gets a staple. That's why today, in honor of the world's most overachieving office doodad, we're going to highlight other famous company mascots during a special spokesperson smackdown edition of Plenty of 20. You'll say a number one through 20, I'll describe a famous non-food-related mascot from America's past. You just have to name them to stay in the game.

Okay. And we'll start with the woman who's become the unofficial mascot for dollar store body glitter. Yay. That's Alexis. Nine. Just a little bit of a rash. She wears it every day. Alexis created in 1944, this famous mascot was originally designed to stop people from accidentally, or purposely, setting forests on fire during World War II.

But after the war was over, he spent the next 80 years begging Americans not to throw lit cigarettes into dry grass and I still struggle not to do that every single day. Which is weird because you don't smoke. I know. I just like to light them. Alexis, name this mascot. Oh, I'm pretty sure it's Smokey the Bear.

Smokey the Bear is very incorrect. As an unrepentantant, Alexis, I love to point out that his name is Smokey Bear and not Smokey the Bear. Wow. I apologize to Smokey. Next time.

Brooke, it's your turn. is off the board. Oh, God, I'm nervous after that. Two? Number two. Just say the right answer, Brooke. Before the Geico Gecko became the biggest mascot on the planet, the company ran commercials featuring a shaggy guy who was constantly offended by one of the company's ad slogans. Name him to stay in the game, and a hint, it wasn't Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. No, I think you're talking about the cavemen. Yeah, so funny.

But do I have to have a name for them? Like, was his name Carl the caveman? Was it... Don't do Carl the caveman. No, the. I think it was a Geico Caveman. Geico Caveman. Yes. Yes.

Good. Very good. Jose, we're over to you. Two and nine are off the board. Let's go five. Because cigarette ads were banned starting in the mid-60s, tobacco companies switched to print marketing

for promotion. And in 1974, a French ad campaign was commissioned by a cigarette company that featured a desert-dwelling mask Scott wearing sunglasses. Tell me his name to stay in the game. Oh, well, his name is also my name. Right?

I am Jose Bolanos. His name is Joseph Camel. Joe is his name. I call him Joseph because I've known him since I was 16 and I smoked cigarettes. But you quit. I did quit a long time ago. So give me Joe Camel. Joe Camel is exactly what I was looking for.

The manufacturer ultimately terminated the campaign in 1997, maybe because he was too cool. Too cool, dude, honestly. They were just marketing to kids, honestly. Love Island really fell off when I stopped letting people smoke cigarettes on camera. Oh, man. Jeffrey, we're over to you. We're talking company mascots.

Alexis got hers wrong, but Brooke and Jose are still in the game. Need a number, please. I'll go number eight. The mascot for the language learning app, Duolingo, became famous online for aggressively reminding users to complete their lessons and haunting their notifications like a passive aggressive life coach. Everyone knows it's an owl, but do you know it's full name? Are you kidding?

It has a full name. Oh, this is impossible. Is it? Is it one name or is it two names that he has? Well, now you want answer. Or three names. Give me a hint. Give me something close.

It's either three or four names. It's a full name. It's going to be like, Elson the Owl. I mean, is it a boy owl or is it a girl owl? You can't ask all these questions. If you don't know, you don't know, Jack. I feel like this is a fair question to ask. I'm running the game.

I think you can't ask these questions. Jeffrey, I would think this is a feminine owl. Are you sure? Wait, now you're questioning whether he knows. I want you to check underneath the feathers and get back to me. I'm not allowed to do that anymore. I refuse to answer this question unless I have that information. You're going to say girl owl?

Yeah. I'm going to go boys and girls' name. Okay, mix it up. Duo Renaultz-Renay lingo. Oh, wow. That is like very close. Jeffrey, it's incorrect. Her name is duo Kishana Renee Lingot.

Renee is there. How did you get Renee right? Oh, my God. After all that, I'm going to say Brooke and Jose have tied in today's plenty of 20. Oh, man. I mean, they get to choose who get shocked and they're going to be singing the Oscar Meyer Weiner jingle. I mean, I feel like, I think it's a duet. Yeah, duo Shako.

Okay. Alexis and I will get shocked together. Here we go. Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer weiner. That is what I truly like to be. Because if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, everyone would be in love with me. That was good. I like the delayed, like practice.

Yeah, I don't know that one. No, it was great. You couldn't tell. Yeah. My harmony is your shot color question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Wow, what a week for Drake. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Oh, man, not my guy. With his new album, he becomes the first artist ever to hold the top three spots on the billboard, top 200 chart. Dang. And he's currently taking up almost half of the entire Hot 100. That's crazy. Because he has three albums that go through. Is it better to do it all three at one time, or would it have been more lucrative to just wait and release it later? I don't know.

I heard it was part of his label to be. had to do three, right? Oh, he had to, like, make up. It's like turning in late work. Yeah, yeah. Procrastinated. Whatever it is, it's working because all three albums were released at once, and 42 of the songs made it on the Hot 100, including nine out of the top 10 songs.

Not surprisingly, that's the most entries ever for a single week. Dang. Morgan Wallin used to have the previous record with 37 songs in the Hot 100 back in 2023. Dude, Taylor Swift didn't have it. Interesting. I thought after that tortured poets society thing. As long as we're talking records, Michael Jackson held the record for most number one songs by a solo male artist at 13.

And Drake just passed him with 14 now. Thanks to his new track, Janus STFU. Yeah, that's a son one. How does he feel about Janus, huh? Sounds like a very deep song. So can we go tell older people today that just want you to know Drake's officially bigger than Elvis? They'll take that well. Now the only artists that are still ahead of them are Mariah Carey with 19 number one songs and the Beatles with 20 number one hits.

How do they still hold a record? That is wild. Was there just no music back then? There was so much music. There was like six artists. It was called. Laser stories coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's introducing a cool new product mashup to make your whole house smell fantastic. It's called the Cinebrum combining.

Cinnabon with a Swiffer wet jet to leave gobs of sweet frosting all over your floors. And then you lick it clean. Yeah. I get it. Sparkling clean and smelling delicious. You are welcome for laser stories. The second one we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other glaze bays just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. Ooh. A 33-year-old man named Clayton Warren broke into the collector. store the other night. Come on, Clayton. And he wasn't subtle about it. He wasn't.

I say that because he was caught on surveillance video using a chainsaw. I see one of those sneaky tools that burglars often use. He initially tried to break the window with a rock, but that didn't work. Where did he get the chainsaw from? He went and grabbed it from inside his trunk, of course. I see. And he used the saw to cut a large triangle size shaped into the hurricane-proof window in order to get in.

Oh. And nobody got time for that. Okay, hurricane proof, but not chain soft proof. Not quite. I mean, the company should know that. Side note, he did cut himself in the process, leaving some of his own blood behind at the scene. That's not great. No.

Regardless, he was able to get in and walk away with about $12,000 worth of Pokemon cards. Cabara Goya. I know it. I know it. I totally know it. Now they're bloody Pokemon cards. Oh, no. I hope not.

They're going to ruin their score. I think they're still valuable. but in addition to the blood and the chainsaw, his car and his license plate were also captured on camera. Just a super smart guy. But he felt so prepared when he realized he had a chainsaw at his trunk. You know, he's like, man, I thought this one through. Yeah, I'm smart.

For a moment, till cops caught up with him about an hour later, over at his parents' house. Oh, with his Pokemon cards. He went back to his parents. That's where they charged him with burglary and grand theft. I guess that's the most adult thing he had done in a while. There you go. He's almost a grown-up.

Good for him. They put him in juvie. This next laser story is also out of Florida. Wow. What a special date. A 31-year-old woman named Katie Wells was pulled over in Palm Beach County after an officer spotted her using her cell phone while driving. Uh-oh. Don't do it.

But in the now viral video, you can see him approach her window to let her know that he saw her holding the phone in her right hand. Just one problem with that accusation. Katie held up her right arm to reveal she doesn't. have a right hand. That's going to be the most awkward thing for a cop at that point. Like, uh, did not see that coming. Because turns out she's an amputee.

And her arm ends at her elbow area. So holding the phone with that would be physically impossible, right? Well, not according to the officer. Wait, he stuck with it? He was not satisfied. In fact, he doubled down and told her, I saw what I saw. What?

And wrote her a ticket for $116. Oh, my God. You about to lose your judge. Yes, thanks for playing that. Sue this man. Yeah, I mean, I would have probably been like, oh, I'm bad with left and right. I'm so sorry. I meant left.

Okay, you know what? Rock paper, scissors and we'll handle this. Oh, never mind. Just keep doing rock. Well, Katie finally had her day in court. And after proving again to the judge, she does not, in fact, have a right hand. Oh, my God. Her citation was dismissed.

But the good news is Katie posted. the body cam video on her TikTok page and people could not stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the whole situation. Some of the comments included she's going to win this case single handedly. And another said, hand to God, I did not do it.

Bringing the humor. More people were just baffled that the cop simply didn't apologize and walk away. You would think he'd go, oh my gosh, you have a wonderful day, ma'am. I am so sorry. People have that much of a problem admitting they're wrong. Yeah. He'd rather pull the power guard.

He's like, no, you don't. You have a right hand. Yeah. Let's go to your next laser story out of Beverage Bay. If you were a child in the 80s or 90s who spent any time with their grandparents, then you're probably familiar with Fresca, the old person soda. Oh, yeah, dude. It was, and I love it.

Yeah, still, I miss it. You may not have had it since then, but now you maybe should because an alcoholic version of Fresca just dropped. It's called Fresca Hard. Chow, chug, chug, chag. 4.6% alcohol by volume, with only 99 calories per can, zero sugar. Nice. And it's available...

Fresca, that was Fresca's whole thing. It was always zero sugar. Oh, really? I don't remember that. And it's available in several flavors. Classic grapefruit citrus, pineapple citrus, and peach citrus. Those all sounds so good. Makes your grandma knows she's getting the alcohol one.

Oh, yeah. Grandma knows. Okay. It costs around 18 $1 per 12 pack. Oh, you're going to say per can for a second. I was like, oh, my God. That is still expensive. Big question, how do they taste? One beverage expert reviewed it and said it could be the new

seltzer of the summer. Yes. With actual flavor. They say the grapefruit one does taste like classic senior citizen fresca. But the new best flavor is peach citrus. And Alexis is going to volunteer and drink a few this weekend. And let us know from your perspective, Alexis, if you can remember how they taste. Got it on it.

Or just smell the vomit that comes out of the Uber on the ride hall, and then you can tell us. It smells like grapefruit. Citrusy. Let's go to your final laser story out of Celebrity Corner. Just when Timothy Shalame thought his life couldn't get any better. The Academy Award nominated actor who's dating Kylie Jenner just got the ultimate prize. A free Chipotle card. I think he can afford Chipotle.

Yeah. That's not the point, Brooke. It's a status symbol. And Chipotle just surprised the A-lister T-Shall with his very own coveted, customized celebrity card. They have those. I didn't know that they were carrying those. Yeah. This exclusive VIP park is reserved for a very small circle of athletes, musicians, creators, and super fans.

But it's not a lifetime offer. Oh. The card grants the person free Chipotle for only a year. What? Probably smart because if they're not popular after a year, then it's like, all right. Do they still have to pay? Do they still have to pay extra for guacamole? Oh, I wonder.

That is a good question. I don't think they do, though. After that, the Chipotle team reportedly reassesses the person's fame, how they use the card, and if they uphold the Chipotle way. Oh. And then they can decide whether or not to reissue them a new card or take it back. Dang. I mean, that would be, like, what if your career's falling?

There's, like, all this bad press about you. And then the final straw that breaks you is when Chipotle takes your card away. Oh, my gosh. VH1's behind the music. All I have is my Sizzler's gold card. So what did Timothy do to deserve such a high privilege? Yeah.

He simply posted an Instagram story eating a burrito bowl inside a Chipotle restaurant one time. That's it? Once and got rewarded with the car. I guarantee it. Dude, you could sing eight Chipotle parody songs. and he still would get you a card. No, they would ban me from all their stores.

And man, if that's all it takes to get free food, I bet this guy has an idea. Because he just took a picture of himself rolling inside the gravy pot in an old country buffet. Oh, wow. I mean, that should be worth something. At least a free biscuit. I'm sure they have a celebrity card.

They should. And that's how it means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Does anybody miss those old 90s sitcoms? with the cheesy punchlines and the canned laughter and the dysfunctional family that just can't get along but they still love each other in the end that's right oh man we all have simple jobs and we have a 10-bedroom mansion oh yeah and we're all great life is so great well this next

segment is kind of like that oh but also none of it because our technical director ashton is moving back home with mom and dad Due to financial reasons. Cue the laughter. So we sent an audio recorder with them to document their first family meeting. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. We're playing you, the clips coming up right after this. It's time for our brand new segment on the show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

I am like stupid excited. I mean, it's like too excited. It could be a one in doneer. We'll see. But let's hit the theme song for our technical director, Ashton's journey, moving back home with his parents. Well, Ashton's back, a grown man you see. He's back with his family.

With flaming red hair and a mighty life. He's broken. He's home with a grin on his face. He's right. He's back home. Ashton, you've been there for about a week now. So scale one to ten, how much are you loving it? I would give it about a five.

A five. Oh, no. First week is going to be the best week. I don't know. That's kind of made. That makes sense. There's definitely some positives and negatives that I'm sure he's balancing, right, Ashton? Yeah. A positive would be just having more food in the house. Oh, that's nice. You know like you've bulked up. That's true.

You don't have to lie. Thank you. Okay. What about negatives? The negative is just maybe just losing all of my privacy and independence and manhood. But more food. More food. You weren't using your manhood very much before any. I wonder how I'm sharing the shower with your aunt's going. Well, we really do appreciate you doing this, Ashton.

It's kind of a social experiment of sorts that we're trying here. Everybody in the family agreed, along with your parents, to record your very first family meeting at the dinner table. Okay. Because it's been years since you lived with them, and even though, yes, they are your parents, they're more like your roommates now. Uh-oh. And apparently everybody thought it was okay to discuss pet peeves that you had with each other. Oh, goodness. Just in the spirit of healthy communication.

Setting boundaries. Apparently your mom had one for you. A pet peeve. So let's listen. I think I would have to say at 3.30 in the morning. Oh. When you drop the soap in the shower, I would say that that's a pet peeve. Can you elaborate?

Why can't you hold up? onto it. Wow. Okay. Well, it's slippery. It's soap. You know. You're an adult.

Amber did just remodel that bathroom. You're going to break the bathroom. Oh, I see it wasn't a bar of soap, but it was a bottle of soap that you dropped. Is that right, Ashton?

No, it was a bar. Oh, my God. I don't know why I'm surprised that he showers before work. I guess I should have been able to tell. Brooke is the one saying the ice smell?

Okay. Well, if you're just joining us, we're doing a special segment on our show. Following our technical director, Ashton, on his journey to live back home with his parents in his late 20s, because financially he kind of needs it. And we're playing audio from their first family meeting as roommates. Anyway, your mom just aired her grievances about your, quote, reckless soap play. What about your dad? Let's see what pet peeves he's dealing with. Yeah, that's interesting when we talk about pet.

pet peeves. Normally you're thinking of something somebody does that, you know, they're leaving dishes in the sink or leaving your underwear around on the floor. But you don't do any of that. So, I mean, I don't know. Thank you. But really, there isn't any pet peeves. But if I had to say one thing, it would be that, and this only happens when you're working, I don't think you eat enough. And so when you come home, I think the term is hangary. You can be. hungry? Because you're hungry. And so, I suppose, if I had to say, maybe you're doing better with your diet,

is what I would say. You need to eat something at work. Yeah, so we said pet peeves, not character or a tax father? You sound so much like your dad. It's crazy. I know. I was crazy. Also, you call your dad father? It's a family meeting, Jeff. It's very formal.

I will say, I have experienced hangary, Ashton. and your dad has a point. Like, it's good when you carry around granola bars and those little applesauce pouches that you like. Yeah, you know, maybe towards the end of the day. I could see that, bro. Yeah.

I mean, he did suggest you bring leftovers to work, so he's a solution-oriented guy. He doesn't want you to be angry. You sound like you have two very loving, very caring parents. Yeah. Yeah. You got to remember, this is a big adjustment for them, too. Because their privacy is also out the window.

You don't know what mom and dad were doing when you weren't at home. Why did you say it that way? Just saying. He's not the only adult in the house. Oh. That's how the soap's being dropped on purpose. But look, we have a lot of audio.

I can't play all of it. I'm just going to summarize what happened, though, before I play this final clip. Okay. Because things definitely devolved between finger-pointing and accusations. No. Mostly on Ashton's part, if I'm being really honest. He's a lot of grievances to air.

He wouldn't ask what it was. So somebody starts accusing the other about there's five boxes of cereal in the pantry. And one person is eating and leaving just like barely any left for anyone else. Throw it away. And I guess that's Ashton's mom that does that. And Ashton, there's a chip situation too. What is that? Yeah, she will not finish a bag of chips.

And she'll leave like eight chips in every single bag of chips that we have in the pantry. And there's like six bags of chips. So she doesn't feel like she ate the last chip. I guess not. But you go in thinking you got some chips in there. Yeah. And they're just the crumbs at the bottom. Oh, man.

It drives me up a wall. Well, no wonder he's so hangary. There's no chips left. Your mom is so even keel. Look, in the end, your mom said she had enough with the accusations. And she came straight for your dad. Whoa. And I'm going to play that clip.

It's pretty short. But let's listen. Yeah, whenever he wears sweats, his whatever those things are. Oh, the draw strings? The draw strings. Oh, I thought we were talking about something else. Sorry. The draw strings are always sticking out.

What a cry. Wait. I didn't want to be in the middle of that, but that was a pretty, that was pretty upsetting. This is the height of your guys' family drama? You've got drawstring issues, rambunctious soap play. How does anybody sleep in that? You should be honest, you guys are the most pleasant man I've ever heard. Like, father, I didn't mean.

to do that. Leave some chips for me, mother. I feel like the wholesome family is back again. It is. The 90s have returned, and I'm looking forward to the next family, meaning when apparently their aunt comes to stay with them, and Ashton has to switch off beds with her.

I can't wait so we hear Ashton get grounded for the first time again. So much more to come. That was the first edition of Ashton's back home with his parents. Your phone tap's coming up right after this. For today's phone tap, We needed someone who could pull off a snobby pretentious mom. I wonder, Jeff. Who here could do that?

Is this a Jose one then? Is it a digital Jake one? Jose, maybe. Me, I could do it. I could. I hate to hog the spotlight. Alexis with mom energy? No.

She's not going to have it. Daughter energy. Don't catch me like that. I guess it's going to have to be Brooke. By the mom. And today she's posing as a mom taking her six-year-old daughter to another girl's birthday. And let's just say Mama is very particular

about how things should go down there. It's your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, is this Rebecca? Yes, this is Rebecca. Hi, this is Trina. I'm Taylor's mom.

Oh, hi. How are you? Yeah, great. Taylor's so excited about the birthday party. Oh, great. We're really excited to have her. It's so funny that we've been at the same school now for a couple of years, and I don't think we've ever met. Wow. No, I was just thinking the same thing. I don't think we have met. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, but you won't, I mean, if you can, you should totally stick around the party and we can hang out a little bit if you want to do a time. Yeah, about that. I just want to make sure, because every other party tailor's been to this year has them, you will have a sugar-free cake, right?

A sugar-free cake? No. Is that a joke? Is that funny to you? Is that funny? Is the sugar-free cake? Yeah, that you're not going to have one. That's a joke, right? No.

No, we're going to have an ice cream cake, so I'm pretty sure there's sugar in that. But, I mean, it's her birthday. That's a disappointment. Okay. I should probably also take this time to tell you that Taylor's also in her blue phase. So she only eats blue foods. Okay. You'll be providing those, right?

Like blueberries? Oh, yes. Yes. Blueberries, blue corn tortilla chips. I even let the Mountain Dew voltage slide every once in a while. What? Blue dyed mac and cheese. That would work. I mean, I don't want you to go out of your way, but you should go out of your way. I mean, I... Last month she was in her star phase.

Star Fruits, had to cut all her chicken. nuggets into store shapes. Oh, my God. It was doctor recommended. This is all new to me. By the way, I'm so sorry to interrupt. But looking at your invitation, it says there's going to be pony rides there. Yes.

Fun. Hopefully that's okay with Taylor and pony rides are okay for what she needs. Oh, it's so great. I mean, as long as you're okay that Taylor brings her own live pony. I'm sorry? The only reason I say that is because Taylor's pony is gluten-free. Makes sense now, I'm sure. That's a new one.

I've never, that's definitely... It's just I can't trust those dodgy pony rental places. They probably have a meth lab in the back behind the stables. Oh, my God, no. I wish that was a joke. I wish. Well, I can assure you that this is a legit place. It's a really nice family farm that does the pony rental, so there's no meth labs.

Yeah, but the ponies aren't gluten-free, are they? Again, I'm not sure what that means What a gluten-free pony is even Rebecca, I'm sensing stress I mean, I am definitely Yeah, getting a little stress You know what? You go ahead and be stressed But listen, you can just put me in charge

Of everything from here on out And we can make some great improvements to your party No, I might be a little stressed But I'm totally fine Everything's on track for my daughter's party We're all set. Thank you. Right. But I'm the mother of a gifted child. Taylor's gifted.

Oh, did you know that? I'm sure she is. And my child is gifted as well. So we're all set here. That is the funniest thing you've said. Excuse me. Taylor already has plans to recite the Gettysburg address at the party for everyone's entertainment. She knows it by heart.

That's not necessary. We're going to have some other entertainment. So I don't think we're going to have time for that. You know what? I'm reading between the lines here, and I get it. Your daughter feels threatened by Taylor, doesn't she? What? That's too bad. Jealousy starts early. No, she's not jealous. I can assure you. And I don't want this whole, like, vibe, whatever's happening here right now to be part of my daughter's birthday. This is supposed to be a fun day. I am just so thankful you didn't invite that pretentious elitist from the radio show, Brick Fox. What?

Rose. Who is that? Brick Fox. I heard. She demanded. to bring her own working carousel to every children's event so the saddles don't smell like butt. I'm sorry. I don't know who that is. I am sorry too because you don't know her and I just realized I am her. And this is actually a prank phone call.

Oh my God. This is actually Brooke from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Does that ring a bell now? Oh, no. Yes. You have got to be kidding me right now. Your sister, Sherry, set you up. Oh, my God.

She said that you recently moved your kid to a private school and you're getting some, we'll say, interesting requests from the parents about the party. I am. Oh, geez. I was just losing my mind. Yeah, because you didn't get a gluten-free pony. It's like, what kind of mother are you? Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. If a co-war, ever invites you to come over to their party. Typically you say, oh, yeah, cool, I can't wait. And then you'll make up some dumb excuse at the last second in order to bail. Oh, my God. At least that's what we all do whenever Brooke tries to lure us over to her house. I'm like right here, Jeff.

Oh, I mean, we can't wait for Saturday, Brooke. Okay. So excited. I'm totally going to be there. I hope I don't get food poisoning again. Oh, no. I am eating raw seafood, though. I hate you all.

Well, one of our listeners actually showed up to his co-workers party. Good. And it had one of the stranger themes that we've ever heard of. Literally the last place that you'd expect to meet somebody romantically. But it did happen, and you're going to hear it in your brand new second date update right after this. You guys aren't invited anyway. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

When you meet someone in real life at a party, it's actually kind of nice. because you two aren't the center of attention. You know, it's usually like a friend of a friend who introduces you. You get to chat for a minute. Feel each other out. It's low stakes. But in this case, apparently our listener, Logan, met someone at a different kind of party, not like a birthday party or a house party.

I really hope that you're not going to say furry party because then we're going to have to make this a podcast exclusive, Logan. But what kind of party was it that you met this woman at? It was a divorce party. A divorce party? What is that? Do we still make this exclusive? Isn't that like the opposite of a wedding shower? Basically, you know, one of my friends from work was getting divorced and she invited a bunch of people

actually from the office, which I would never invite my work colleagues to that, but she did. She wanted us to come. Okay. What do you do? She knows you. It's like a bachelor's party? Like you go out and wear a sash that says like just divorced. Oh, that'd be cute.

Yeah, it's like celebrating being an eligible receiver. Okay. So, okay, your work friend invited you over to this divorce party she was having, and you met someone? Yes. The lady who was getting divorced. I met some of her friends, and one of them was Ainsley, and we really hit it off. That's interesting. I mean, I would guess there'd probably be quite a few single people at a divorce party.

It is an interesting dynamic because you're celebrating a relationship ending while at the same time starting a brand new one. Or looking to. Looking to right in front of their face. Also, I wonder what's the room like because most married people are friends with other married people. So is it a lot of married couples? Well, that's why she invited the coworkers. Yeah. Mixed it up.

What was it like hanging out with Ainsley at the party? You know, we hung out twice one time at the party. and we were actually we were going back and forth laughing about the burn box which Oh, what's that? Burn box? Yeah, it's basically like a little fire where you

literally torch all the photos from the divorce girls' wedding. Oh. Oh. I feel like this has been a thing, right? Wow. Like a burn part. I've heard about this. Yeah, okay. Thousands and thousands of dollars

worth of photography up in flames, literally. That's an interesting way to meet someone. Are you like, so? Do you still? Do you still believe in love? Thompson. You want to know, I know this before I burn all our memories. Oh, my God. You know, we're selling the possibility of fresh new love.

Okay. You know, we were, they started playing all these breakup songs. We were dancing. Huh. And we actually kissed at the party. Okay. Wow. I mean, divorce just gets you in the mood, you know?

Yeah. Never heard that sentence. Oh, right. If Brooke says so. Okay. You got a kiss up the party. That's nice. And then you were able to do another date?

Yeah. So actually, when we met up for our date, I just, I cannot get this woman out of my mind. I just, I went in for it. What? And I pissed her again. And it was great. Wow. Wow.

That's bold. And she liked it. Yes, she did. I was calling him back. So, oh. I just think she did, like, slap you afterwards or something or push you away. I mean, she was into it. She kissed me back.

and we went on our date, grab some ice cream, and we went back to my place and watched some Netflix. Oh. Okay. When did she leave? Let's just say it was a pretty long

Netflix chill session. Okay. You watched a multi-part docu series, it sounds like. Yeah, that makes sense. Okay. Oh, yeah. For me, that's a 15-minute session.

I'm assuming it's the same for you. I feel like that's even a little bit too. You crush my record, Jay. Yeah. I really had to get my energy drink going on for that. Yeah, no, I'll just say it definitely lasted a little longer than that. But it ended with her sick and it was a great time. But now she's not really answering my text messages.

And I have no idea why. I mean, it sounds like when you talk about her, you sound giddy, honestly. Yeah, it's like creepy. No, it's cute. Getty in a good way is what she did. Yes. Yes. He wants to pounce and kiss her.

Oh, I know. You just sound excited. Like, that's like a really big bummer that she wouldn't be calling you back. I mean, if I'm in your position, I'm so bummed. You have, like, two magical experiences with this girl. Yes, I'm bummed. Yeah. That's why he's on the phone with us.

Okay, that makes sense. Well, we're going to do our job for you. We'll come back and call this woman and figure out why she doesn't want to hang out with the guy who can go more than 15 minutes in a Netflix session. Fifteen. I know. More than. That's amazing. At least 16 minutes. Big braggard in the room.

We'll do it with your second date update right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Nothing says true love like burning someone else's old wedding photos in a fire. That's how our listener Logan met Ainsley at a mutual friend's divorce party. And who would have thought putting the final dagger into someone else's dying marriage could ignite a brand new romance. fire in your life. I mean, here we are.

It's almost meant to be, Jeff. Almost. But that flame has dimmed significantly since their Netflix and chill cess that lasted well over 15 minutes, as we've learned. So what's really going on? Is she actually in a secret marriage? Is she really three children standing on each other's shoulders in a trench coat? I'm just saying anything is possible. Are you open to possibilities, Logan?

I'm open. Okay. I mean, not even if it's three kids. I'm open. I will say maybe you're looking for a relationship and she wasn't. Is my only thought like she's at a divorce party. She's probably not in the mindset thinking boyfriend. I didn't even think about that.

I mean, we didn't have that conversation per se, but she was, I seem to be pretty open to meeting people, in my opinion. Okay. The way you said that. Does she want to meet any people? Seriously, though. That's the real question. I guess we're about to find out. Let's find out if she even answers the phone.

I'm going to dial her number right now. We'll see if Ainsley picks up. Here we go. Hey, is this Ainsley? This is Ainslie, who is this? Hey, Ainslie, this is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, Ains. Guys, you guys got to speak up, too.

It sounds like it's just me and Jeff here. We're having fun here. Some of us are having fun. Yeah, some of us are. Hi, Ainslie, welcome to the show. Thank you. This is a segment we do. It's called a second date update.

Damn. Yeah. Faster, Jeff. Yeah. More information? You got it. So this is a segment where we try to help listeners who've been out on a date with somebody, and afterwards they're not getting a call back. We can step in to try and help them figure out if there's a reason why.

Okay. I don't think she's getting it, Brooke. You have to tell her who called. Yeah. Oh. This is about a guy named Logan. that you recently went out with. Oh, wow.

Oh, there is. I think she's going to get it now. Dude, yes. You met him at the divorce party. Yeah. Which is a wild place to meet somebody, huh? Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

Okay. But as wild as it was, it seemed to work out because you two met up for a date from the sounds of it. I walked through the park, some ice cream, some Netflix. Yes, we did. Oh my God. Okay, so you sound excited like you're smiling. Or embarrassed. No, I don't know. Am I reading that right? Or? My face is definitely a little red right now.

In the beginning, I was feeling the same way. I was feeling very strongly about him. Okay. That was the beginning, but what changed? I don't know what he told you about our second hangout. I don't know, you know. It's basically the recap that I gave you that you met up. You went through a walk through the park. You guys had ice cream together. Went back to his place to watch Netflix and et cetera. Things happened.

Good things. He didn't say that. He said there was a nice kiss. I'm trying not to go into too much graphic detail about what he told us. He didn't tell us anything graphic. It felt pretty graphic on my end. It was graphic to my ears. Literally, the guy told us nothing.

He just said he had a nice evening with you. But the way he said it was like, Nice. In a good way. Well, it was, but I don't know if he told you about a conversation that we had while we were watching a movie. No. We're not aware of that conversation. Okay.

Well, I think he tried to compliment me because he was giving me a lot of compliments. Good. But at one point, he said that I'm just so used to him. out with intense gym girls and I'm so glad you're not that. I'm sorry, intense gym girls? Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, sure, you could jump to the conclusion that that may be backhanded,

like you don't work out, but like that's not obviously what someone would mean. What do you think he meant? It did seem genuine. So I was trying to hear him out and I really think he meant it in a kind way. But then he kept going and he said, I just. want to be with a girl who I can share dessert with and who likes a little sweet treat. That does make it worse. I'm like, listen, he's not wrong.

But to me, I'm like, oh, he's just like hanging out with me because I'm this girl who likes in movies and ice creams and cookies and cakes. I'm like, that's it. That's not a bad girl to be. That's the girl I have. I mean, it just felt a little off. And I've held off texting him back because I'm like, That didn't feel great.

Oh, I think he would be really bummed to hear you took it that way. Yeah, I'm sure he would be upset to know he upset you. Yeah, and we can know that for sure because he is on the other line of this phone call listening and waiting to talk to you. Yes, I am here, and I just want to make it clear. Like, that was totally a compliment. I enjoyed to show you. It's a good thing. Oh, my gosh.

Maybe we don't double down immediately. Yeah. I don't even, listen, this is super embarrassing. I didn't know you were on the line, I don't know. No, yeah, I've been here the whole time. But Logan, you hear what she's saying, like how she read what your comment was? Yes, I'm sorry you took it that way. I just wanted to say, like, I've been with gym girls in the past who, yes, these meal plans that

they're on, they're just so exhausting. It's like chicken and veggies all the time. So, you know, I enjoy someone I could go out with and grab ice cream with and have a cheat meal. And it's nice. It's not making this better, bro. Is that a compliment? Yeah. I think so.

Yes. It's like someone being like, oh, I only date models. It's so refreshing to not date a perfect person. Yeah. Well, dude, what do you expect? I mean, you can't have a perfect body and eat all the things. Like, you don't get it all, right? Sure, but you don't have to say it to their face.

Yeah. I don't know. I like my men with a little. bit of, you know, something to grab on to. You're like a little dad bod, maybe. I mean, Ainsley, how are you feeling right now? I'm a little embarrassed, but I believe him. I know he's

there's no meanness behind what he's saying, but it's still kind of like, oh. And, you know, I feel I feel really bad about this. Can I send you like a cookie bouquet or something to your place? Well, okay.

I don't know. I'm pushing it. You know, I like things other than dessert. Yeah, he's treated or like all she does. I know, the way you're insinuating. I think he's trying to be funny. Like, that was supposed to be a joke, right? I mean, when we were at the divorce party, like,

there were a lot of really good treats there. You know, we were having some of the cookies that they had there, and you were going to town. You seem like you really enjoy it. Oh, my God. My little cookie lover. I love them, too. They were so good.

No, sure. Oh, yes. That just makes it feel better. Definitely. I think just a general rule is that we just don't comment on what people eat. Maybe it's just a good rule. It's not their own diet. Yeah, but I mean, what's the fun with that, though?

This sounds like the type of situation where you just order the fries and then you see what happens. Yes, you know what's going to be. And don't say anything about them. Yeah. Don't comment on how many you've taken. Don't compare to gym girls. Yeah. Yeah, I could completely do that.

Would that make you feel comfortable? Ainsley, like if I order fries in front of you. That comes out so weird with him. You know what? Maybe we just don't talk about the food. I don't think he understands yet. Okay, but that sounded like potential future. Let's not talk about food anymore.

Let's just talk about the possibility of you two meeting up for another date. Chemistry. Because if Ainsley is open to it, we would pay for that second meetup. And I'm pretty sure we'd give a gift card to the cheesecake factory. He doesn't sound to like seize candies if you want. I don't know. We'll find something that works for you, Ainsley.

But what do you think? Giving it one more shot with Logan. I appreciate all the effort he's gone to to contact me. Yeah. That's why I'm open to doing something else besides eating with him. Okay. She's going to be so self-conscious now. Hey, no, this is like the best news I've gotten all day.

And I'm honestly a guy that likes a sweet treat too. So, hey, you know, I get it. Yeah. Oh, it's not all about dessert. Nope. Just order it and get two spoons. Yeah. Order for yourself.

All right. And it's refreshing for Ainslie to not have to go out with those super gym bro models, too, I'm sure. Oh, yeah. Right, Ainslie? That is true. Yeah. Your boyfriend will put his face into the pie. Wait, what do you mean by that?

Oh, wait. Now he's cluing it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm glad that they said yes to a second date. Don't get me wrong. But I do feel weird now about sending them a gift card to Applebee's or Cheesecake Factory. You do. Yeah, you should.

Even Hooters, I just don't feel good about it. The wings will be okay. I just wish we could send them someplace where food isn't the focus, like a gift card to Lowe's or to Office Max. Yeah. Yeah, that's so boring, though. I know. Let's send me to one of those skydive places that you can go in the tube.

They just shoot you in the air. Let me take this woman out a couple of times and show her how to eat, right? And show her that it's okay. Okay, no shame in that game. Yeah, there's no shame in eating. Yeah. I just, personally, I just love that we're not a radio show that's all obsessed with being funny and helping people and making a positive difference in the world. I thought that's what we did.

Those shows are annoying. We don't do that. They went out again. I thought that was positive. That's part of the reason I work here is because of that. Oh, well, yeah. Totally. It was a compliment.

Oh. I think. Feeling Jeff's different motivation. You know what? I don't think it does feel good anymore. Well, I don't know how to feel. Maybe you can tell us how to feel. If you go listen to our podcast, you can comment, like, subscribe wherever you find them.

They're up online at Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And because I sing on the show every single week, would I consider myself a quote unquote artist? Well, you're on the radio. And you write the song every week. I mean, maybe I do. No.

I was just contacted by a popular grocery chain who told me they want to ditch their 80s yacht rock soundtrack. What? And instead, put in a mix of my parody songs at their stores. I like it. That's huge. Dude. I mean, I was definitely humbled and grateful.

But the question did come up. Why? Uh-huh. Well, apparently they found more men ages 25 to 54 by larger cucumbers. whenever they hear my voice play. So big cucumbers get involved. I bet the packaged meat section is also a hot. I don't know if you have those stats, but...

Oh, no, flying off the shelves. Just my guess. You can't lie with the statistics. And grocery stores are making more money. Dudes are buying bigger cucumbers. Wow. So we're in a good spot for my brand new song of the week. By the way, stock up on cucumbers.

He's about to sing. They're about to be gone soon after I do it right after this. It's time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Your favorite time, Jeff. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Do you realize how long I've been doing this?

Oh, long. I almost didn't believe it when I looked back. We're talking me singing every single Friday for over a decade, going back 13, 14 years. Remember when we first started? You just sang a song? That was weird. Why did we do that? I don't know.

It was so strange. And then it turned into whatever it's become now for 14 years. Wow. It's older than Brooks' entire second family. Yeah. And literally at this point, I feel like there's nothing I have left to sing about. Right. I started with yams, young athletic males playing high school football.

And then last week I did Ashton moving back in with his parents. So, I mean, some would say, Jeff, there is absolutely nothing left. What other topics could you possibly sing about? Sing about there's nothing to sing about. Well, yes, there is one thing left. A milestone of sorts that I prayed I would never reach. Because this morning will mark my 1,000th song that I have sang to our radio. What artist sings a thousand songs without getting signed to a record deal?

Good point. It puts me in a special category all by myself. That's incredible. You just keep going. No matter what people say. Yeah. Or no matter how much I ask to stop. So is it selfish of me to sing a song about my own shameful achievement?

No, not at all. Do it. Let's go. Unfortunately, at this time of the year, there's really not a whole lot of other options for me out there. That's huge. Honestly, Jeff, like, without sarcasm, you should be celebrated for that. Very impressive, bro. It's literally the only thing I could come up with.

That's why, instead of singing the hit by Kelly Clarkson, since you've been gone it's young Jeffries my 1,000th song I'm going to advise my co-hosts who've been with me for this entire journey please do not shed a tear it's only going to make you look bad on camera

and we can't afford that so I will point when I'm ready for song number 1,000 what is happening to my life here we go I'll point when I'm ready points here's the thing it's 9 p.m.

and all I want to do is go to bed But I'm here Writing this song Why did I take this journey? I'm trying to think of words that rhyme For the frickin' one thousandth time Even Weird Al's like, come on

I've done parodies on Everything From Tiger King to pay less shoes I even covered both the bankruptcies of Bedbath and Beyond. I'm running out of stuff to satire. I think you suffered enough. By the end, I'm out of breath, like I ran a marathon. It's my 1000th song.

Creatively, my mind is gone. More blocked up than that's straight in Iran And yet They ask for more songs My parents thought I'd go the med school way Or engineer and be a space tycoon Instead I majored in psychology And now I sing Hockey song

But my voice always crack at the work time My timing is not Not good Oh good God Here's the part I can't sing it off Whole Botto tunes on My voice was not built for this Cause this part's way too high

How does Kelly Clarkson do it again and again And again and again and again and again Oh I think I pulled another throat muscle Ashton get out the big tub of Bengay Ben Gay. You're gonna have to rub me down in the wellness room again. I'll be waiting for you, okay? Because it's my 1000 song. I've made the Billboard chart zero time. Keep charging along. Why God? Jose laughs. Brook just smiles and Alexis looks long. What do it take to make this segment die?

Young Jeff ain't that young gray hair. But next we'll They'll drag me back Cause it's in My contract Till A.I. Take my job. It's my 1000 song.

Yeah. How's it gone on this long? My golden pipes turned to bronze. Yeah. Bring me so much joy. Seriously. That was so great. I never wanted it to come to this.

It was the most heartfelt performance. I think you've ever had. It was very true to my show. There was a lot of passion. Yeah. Are you broken? Yeah, a little self-loathing does the body good. Yeah, that was so.

Congratulations. Honestly. Screw those billboard charts. They don't know. I was hoping that would be my last, but it's probably going to go on for another thousand songs. Yay! That's right.

All right. You can text in 78592 and tell me what you thought about the song of the week. And we're going to post the 1,000th anniversary. We have the song of the week up on our socials on TikTok, on Instagram, on YouTube, on all the places. You're tired. I'm exhausted. You're a little sleepy. Let's just end this segment for the day and move on.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Kerry is back. She's 0.1. Played Brooke a few months ago and said she got a couple tough questions. Her heart was racing a little bit. She was nervous. So she's taken precaution. cautions this time around and did an EpiPen straight to the chest right before we play.

Carrie, how you feeling? You still standing? I'm standing and I'm feeling better this time. Wow, that's a refreshing way to start the morning. Most people go with coffee, Carrie. You may want to keep going. Take maybe some penicillin. Get your system really good to go for this. Really mess yourself up. Sounds good. We admire that you have that whatever it takes attitude to beat broke. We appreciate that.

Whatever I need to inject. Yes. While you're still conscious, let's get to the game. You've got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. You got this.

Your time starts now. Today is International Space Day. How many planets can be seen from Earth without a telescope? Three. In the game, Rochambeau, what beats rock? Paper. The book and movie character James Bond also goes by what agent number? number?

Oh, um, 80, 78. What Australian animal gets its name from the translation, no drink? Elephant. Okay, we'll walk an elephant. Australian elephants love that. Okay. Brooke's going to come back into the studio. And we have just enough time, Carrie, to play a game within a game.

So let's do a little tic-tac-toe. I'm X's your O's, and I'm starting. Top middle. You're up. Bottom right. Nice move. I'm going to go bottom left with my ex now. Interesting. And if you're driving, close your eyes so that you can really picture what's happening. It's called a game within a game.

And unfortunately, we are out of time. I'm just going to pick the middle one. It looks like because I started, I win. So good try, Carrie. Hopefully you can take your anger and frustration out Brooke if it doesn't work out for you. She couldn't lose twice today. Oh well, it's on to Brooke's turn.

Brooke, are you ready? I'm ready. Your time starts now. Today is International Space Day. How many planets can be seen from Earth without a telescope? Two. In the game, Rochambeau,

what beats rock? Paper. The book and movie character James Bond also goes by what agent number? Uh, 007. What Australian animal gets its name from the translation, No Drink?

Hmm, uh, wallaby. In ancient Egyptian mummification, which major organ was traditionally left inside the body? The heart. Glad they specified. What kind of mummification? Yeah. I bet they do it different, you know, some mummies like it other ways. It's possible. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did with our own, Jose. Everything about me is real. My hair is real. My teeth are real. My eyelashes are real.

Melanos. Carrie, you got one correct today. All right He's like, just Give me the L. I know what I did. And Brooke, you got three. Sorry, the Epipan was not working in your favor today.

Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's International Space Day. From Earth, without a telescope, you can actually see five of the planets. Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. Not with my eyesight. No, not with Brooks, with normal 2020 eyesight. five of them are visible.

Brooke, that's not Venus. That's a flak of dust on your glass. We can barely see Earth. In the game, Rochambeau, paper beats rock. Yeah. In the book and movie James Bond, he also goes by agent number, 007. She said 78, which would be hilarious.

Offensive lineman, James Bond. I don't know why is the funny number. It is a better version. The Australian animal that gets its name from the translation, no drink is koalas. Because they actually rarely ever drink water. I think they get all of their moisture from eucalyptus leaves. Yeah, absolutely.

And in ancient Egyptian mummification, the heart was traditionally left inside of the body because it was considered the seed of the soul. The rest of your organs were suctioned out and put into jars. I'm going to leave another organ in mine. Nobody will notice it's there. Yeah, I know. So, Carrie, I'm sorry it was not enough to beat Brooke today. But the good news is just for playing.

We're giving you a pair of tickets to Mariners Fireworks Night, presented by T-Mobile and Moving 92.5 on Friday, June 19th, as the Mariners welcome the Boston Red Sox to town. Right on. Yeah. There you go. See, you're a good loser. That's why you should call in.

I know last time we were best friends if you don't remember me. I'd done. I've been wearing my BFF necklace every day. You haven't? It was so fun having you on the show, Carrie. Come back and play again soon. We're going to win Brooks Buck same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.