Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Class of ’26 Song, Ashton’s Parents vs Dating + Dead Flower Date (6/5/26)

Episode Date: June 7, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We got a brand new full hour for you, and there is even a special present in it. There is? Yes. What? How do we collect it? From Jeffrey to the class of 2026. That's what it is. I was like, what? Yep, you got to stick around for the song of the week.
Starting point is 00:00:13 It is fantastic, and it's going to get stuck in your head. I've been singing it all day. Yeah. You know, and also a brand new second date that's so fun and whatever else. But let's get to our comments. Well, you know, who's going to be happy about that presents today? Yes, stubby raccoon. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:00:26 Oh, yeah. What's up with me? Commented. Hi, Brooke and Jeffrey. I just got the good news that I'll be able to graduate from high school on time next Tuesday. Let's go, Stubbs! I wanted to thank you guys for helping me get through those late nights of studying and homework. Thanks for all you do from Milo, aka Stubby Raccoon.
Starting point is 00:00:43 Yay! Let me go, Milo. Jeffrey's songs just for you. Yes. Yeah, all right. Let's get to it. Your full hour starts right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for some good news.
Starting point is 00:00:55 Jeff, we're starting off this way. I love it. Why not? An audience member joins a professional orchestra to save the show. And a cop rides a fawn to freedom. Why is that so loud? That's the NFL draft sound. We just got an alert from ESPN.
Starting point is 00:01:15 Oh, yeah. And this does not happen very often, but apparently there's been a major trade reported in the radio industry. A trade. Wait, ESPN is reporting about the radio world. They cover everything now. Let me just look at this. The facts are coming in. and this just happened apparently
Starting point is 00:01:32 Oh my God, this is breaking news. What does it say? Adam Schaefter is now reporting a blockbuster trade has just been finalized. Hubbard Media has agreed to trade aging veteran Brooke Fox.
Starting point is 00:01:44 Oh, Brooke is on the road. Oh, my God. This is a shocker. It looks like the deal says it looks like it's a three-for-one swap. In return, Hubbard receives Anna from the Anna
Starting point is 00:01:57 and Raven show. Hey! Along with two unpaid interns whose contracts are scheduled to expire next Monday. Excuse me, you just traded me for an older, wider lady? I didn't make this trade, Brooke. This is Hubbard's move, and it is quite a move. I mean, let's say not fully unexpected, because Hubbard has been looking to inject more youth and likability
Starting point is 00:02:22 into their morning programming for years. Way older than I am. But she acts so much younger. This is just the perfect fit at the person. time. We're going to go to Brooke for comment. Brooke, how do you feel about being traded from a company that's always wanted to trade you? We've been trying forever. This deal has been in the works for years. I can't. I got to say, I'd like to say I'm surprised.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Well, there you have it, folks. Bitterness wins in the end. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Brooke. That's all I have to say. Is anyone else find this funny or is this just us? Everybody's overjoyed. See, no protests in the room. Now we have to move on to the shock collar question of the day. And I am just really looking forward to working with a professional once this trade is completed. So Jake, let's do the shot caller one more time before we turn this segment into Anna's anagrams.
Starting point is 00:03:19 Let's go. That's going to be so good. It's going to be fire. Recently at this time, we attempted a round of Boys versus Girls $100,000 pyramid, May hollible. holidays edition. Oh, yeah. It was a lackluster showing, to say the least. Oh, I thought we had fun, though.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Ultimately, the game ended in a tie, and afterwards we received hundreds of angry texts at 7-8-5-9-2 from listeners saying, you can't end on a tie. That's dumb. Oh, they need a closure. Frankly, I agree. Yeah. Whatever handsome idiot ended it in a tie has been flawed. And that's why today we're rolling it back one more time to prove once and for all that the boys are
Starting point is 00:03:58 smarter during another Boys versus Girls $100,000 pyramid May and June holidays edition of Plenty of 20. Now how are we going to know any of them with both months combined?
Starting point is 00:04:13 Just like before, you need to give your teammate clues to make them guess the May or June holiday without saying any of the words, Alexis. Every answer will be National Something Day. All right. Names were drawn ahead of time, and the girls are going first again.
Starting point is 00:04:31 As we always do. Alexis, here's your list. All right, Alexis, your time starts now. They help with your teeth. Whitening, toothpaste, tooth brushes. Oh, Dennis. National Dennis Day. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:45 They're slow. They're kind of like slugs, but not. National Snail Day. Yeah. You put your food in this. It's not the recycling. It's not the trash. It's the National Compost Day.
Starting point is 00:04:53 National Bisc Day. National Gargoy Day. Wow. Sorry. When you say something over and over again? National repetition day. National repeat day. Okay, you ride this.
Starting point is 00:05:04 It has two wheels. National motorcycle day. National bike day. National bicycle day. Yeah, but the full... Yeah, okay. National thank you day. There we go.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Wow, that was amazing. Although she did harass you to give you the point. I feel like that was really nice day. Yeah, I was hoping that would take more of her time complaining. She got through all six. It's a six-point round for the girls there. Well, Jeff looked at me and judged her. me for giving you a hard time, so I saw it.
Starting point is 00:05:30 He always got that judgey look on his face. When it's my turn, I'm just going to go, you're going to take that? Well, Jose, it is your time. Me first. Here is your list of holidays. A lot of pressure on us, Jeff. Your time starts now. Cute little water dogs. They hold rocks. They hold hands.
Starting point is 00:05:49 National sea otter day. National sea lion day. Okay, you made these in schools and you would make them fly around the room. National paper airplane day. They're gingers. That's what we call them. National Redhead Day. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:02 My mom's favorite ice cream. National Strawberry Day. It's got marshmallows in it and chocolate. National Rocky Road Day. Yes. Back in the day, you would just fly in these before blimps, before airplanes. National Hot Air Bologna. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:15 You drink it's an apple flavor. It could be alcohol. National Cider Day. Yeah. There we go. Oh, my gosh. That was crazy. Is that a timer longer today?
Starting point is 00:06:24 It does be a longer. You gave him sea otter when it was obviously. just daughter. Interesting, Jake. Very controversial. Anna would never raise this much of a stir over something that she got right. All I see is a 6-6 scoreboard right now going into round two.
Starting point is 00:06:42 And Brooke, here's your list. And thanks to everyone's constant complaining about the rules and how well you're doing, we're shortening the timer now. You will have less time to guess these national blank days. Five seconds? I don't know. We'll see. Brooke, are you ready to go?
Starting point is 00:06:57 Doesn't matter. All right, here you go. Start the clock. Okay, the UCD these when you're driving down to highway and they show advertisements. National Billboard Day. Okay, this is what
Starting point is 00:07:07 a person who doesn't eat meat would eat at a cookout or a barbecue. National tofu day. No, and they are filled with beans or corn sometimes, some quinoa. National cassidita day.
Starting point is 00:07:18 They're in a patty between two buns. Okay, pass. National veggie burger day. There it is. Okay, cops love to eat these. They come in a shot. Okay, and it's not the second. Time is up.
Starting point is 00:07:31 You lost me on the Kienwaffe. Don't eat Mexican food with Alexis. You never know what's inside. And Bert's diet's so nice. She's like, it's like you serve with butternut squash and go cheese. Maybe a hint of honey. Cair chips. Care chips.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I only got three. The only thing more disturbing than Alexis's cassidia toppings was the performance in that round. It's now nine, six girls, which means the guy. I didn't do well. I didn't do well. I didn't do four in this final round to take it. Okay. And prove that the boys are smarter.
Starting point is 00:08:01 All right, Jeffrey, here's your list. Your time will start now. You get a mustache from this white liquid when you drink it. Oh, oh, National Milk Day. You rub this on your body when it's hot outside so you don't burn. National Sunton Lotion Day. It's a different word for it? National lotion day.
Starting point is 00:08:18 Different word for it? National tanning day. No, the word for the thing that goes on your body. National Sun tan lotion, SPF. No, it's an easier name. National lotion Day. No. National Sunshine Day.
Starting point is 00:08:27 Protection Day. Oh, God. SPF take. National Sun Protection Factory Day. National Sunshine Exist Day. Okay, kale chips. All right, that was one point. Final score of 9 to 7, the girls have won today's.
Starting point is 00:08:43 Plenty of 20 sunscreen. Sunscreens. Oh, that was putting on without thinking about you now. The Sun Exist Day. Yeah. So the boys are going to be getting shocked together, I presume. And we're going to be singing the very manly rendition of who let the dogs out. Who let the dogs out?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Who, who, who, who, who, who let the dogs out? What good fun. That was your shot-collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. With summer rapidly approaching, many people and families are looking to go on vacation. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and when you travel somewhere internationally depending on what area of the world
Starting point is 00:09:33 maybe you're focused on history visiting old churches and museums or maybe you're more adventure seeking going ziplining and nude parasailing Oh wow That's a lot of stuff hanging out up there But that's not the hot trend right now Oh what is it?
Starting point is 00:09:48 If you want to go to South Africa or Singapore or Buenos Aires The best thing that people are doing is grocery store tourism. What? Oh, that's fascinating. I love to grow grocery stores in other countries. Is it like when they come to the U.S.
Starting point is 00:10:02 and go to Trader Joe's? Yes. Exactly. It's a new foody trend that is called shelf discovery. Yes. If you ever visit a restaurant abroad, they might water down things
Starting point is 00:10:14 for all the tourists and not give you the full authentic local experience, but not at the grocery stores. That's not an option. You're definitely getting the real thing. Like, for example, there's a few chains.
Starting point is 00:10:24 in South Africa that carry bottles of authentic Perry Perry sauce, which is made from fiery African bird's-eye chilies blended with garlic and fresh lemon. We would go to the grocery stores in Portugal when we win, and they have just shelves open of salted fish. Like, it's not wrapped or anything, and it is so stinky and it dried out. It was wild. You're saying it's easy to shoplift. It's cool.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Or over in Turkey, you could try their deep purple, Urfa pepper flakes. Oh, so we're going spicy everywhere right now, it sounds like. Yeah, and you'll only get these in those locations. You'll never find them over in America. That's pretty cool. The condiments at the grocery stores are unlike anything, anywhere else in the world, and the
Starting point is 00:11:08 videos on Instagram get millions and millions of views with comments like, this is like a free museum. And if I'm not trying local snacks and foods from the grocery stores, why am I even traveling there? And it'd be so nice to have a guide because you go in there and you don't necessarily
Starting point is 00:11:24 know the language or what people like or what they buy, like for someone to say, oh, this is it. Yeah, come here and find this. I would fly somewhere just for the grocery food. Yeah, so if you have a trip plan this summer, keep in mind, grocery store tourism. It's the hot thing right now. Hey! Laser Stories
Starting point is 00:11:40 is coming up. Next. Hello, it's like that's all right. It's the radio segment that's putting the cold and flu game on its ear with a brand new mashup. Introducing Ben and Jerry's extra strength NyQuil Chunky Monkey. I would legit eat this.
Starting point is 00:12:00 Lick yourself to sleep and then wake up in a puddle of yum. Ew, why is it like purple? Trust me, you're going to feel a lot better after a pint of laser stories. The second we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other creamy dreamies just don't. This first laser story is out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Oh, beautiful.
Starting point is 00:12:21 46-year-old detective named Michael DiBiasey was at his local police headquarters the other day. when he walked into the break room and ran into another detective. And that's when Michael noticed something that no one should ever witness in person. His coworker was warming up fish in the microwave. I get it, all right? Fish and broccoli, nobody wants to smell out. Immediately he could tell the foul odor was everywhere. So he yelled at the guy to stop, but he didn't.
Starting point is 00:12:54 And that made Michael furious. So he did what any rational place. police detective would do on his lunch break and pulled a gun on the guy. Okay. Okay, back away from the fish. You guys wish. You guys wish you had that type of power in the break room with me. Apparently, he was that upset.
Starting point is 00:13:13 So that action alerted other officers in the building, who all came running in holding their noses, of course. Oh, yeah. Nobody else could get their gun because they're picking away down here. In the end, Michael was arrested for pointing a gun at someone in a police station, which is a felony in this circumstance. See, microwave fish wins again. He was booked and released, and oh yes, he's also been fired.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Other officer will not be charged with a crime for microwaving fish. Although maybe there should be a law against it. That had to be sad. This next laser story is out of Massachusetts. Last week, someone called the police to report a man in camouflage clothing was walking around a suburban neighborhood carrying. a bazooka. Oh my gosh. Dang. Wow.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Could you see him because he was in camouflage? Yeah. They were able to call him. I mean, in Florida, this would have been fine, but this is Massachusetts, so come on. Yes, they don't like it there. It does sound pretty alarming, which is why more than a dozen cops arrived at the scene within minutes. And that's when they located the culprit
Starting point is 00:14:18 and found that it wasn't a one-man militia wanting to blow stuff up. He was a one-man landscaping service wanting to blow stuff around, because the so-called called bazooka was a leaf blower. That makes a lot more sense. Only in Massachusetts are they not getting it.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Maybe we could call it a weapon of mess destruction. Sorry. That was funny, Alexis. I haven't had my third five-hour energy yet, so give me a break. The cops didn't mind coming out, though. The department said, you never know. Everyone's perception can be different. You're better off calling and reporting something than just ignoring it and having it be something worse.
Starting point is 00:14:59 I mean, in the end, what a relief. Get it? Oh, it's a leaf. That's good. I didn't get it at first. Jeff, I blame you for this. Some people on Facebook disagreed with the police's sentiment. And one guy started a poll asking the question, be honest.
Starting point is 00:15:16 If it's early and you're trying to get some sleep, would you rather have a crazed man with a bazooka walking down your street or yet another gardener with a roaring leaf blower? The bazookas one big boom. The leaf rovers is going to take at least 30 minutes. The guy, our neighbor hires, he just blows it all into our yard. I'm like, what are you doing? Blow it back. I don't have a leaf blower or a landscaper.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Time to hire landscaper versus landscaper. Landscaping wars. We'll keep you updated. They're just blowing at each other. Let's go to your next laser story out of the chatbot chalet. Fancy. Dodge Ram trucks unveiled a new shirt design in their online shop this week, which was called the 2026 Ram Patriotic Unisex.
Starting point is 00:15:59 t-shirt. Oh, yeah. Why's it got to be unisex? That's only for men. Come on. Everything's all unisex now. It was 2995, released for Fourth of July fun.
Starting point is 00:16:11 But there was one major problem. What? The marketing people let AI do all the work. Okay. Okay. So first mistake, this patriotic shirt had a big American flag that only had 38 stars
Starting point is 00:16:25 on it. Even though, as we all know, there are 50 stars on our actual flat. You suck. Everyone wants to bring back the old time, so maybe they just want to get rid of a couple of states. Also, and this may be an even bigger screw-up, it featured a truck with the slogan Rampower,
Starting point is 00:16:43 but the image wasn't actually a RAM. It was a Toyota Tacoma. A completely different company. We've compiled the most popular truck, and it's this one. So mistakes were made that even a fifth grader would know if they were designing this shirt. Oh, no. And not surprisingly, it has since been removed from the website.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Oh, it sounds like an icon now, though. Yeah, I think people want it now. I hope the mistake one. No word on if AI will help with their next online design. Darn. We'll wait and see. This final laser story is out of hygiene headquarters. If you're at a Thai restaurant,
Starting point is 00:17:19 you may keep a close eye on the number of peppers on the menu to be cautious of the spice level for each dish. Yeah, I mean, you about a three. Okay. Now you can do the same thing with Listerine. Oh, because that stuff gets spicy. It's like hot in the mouth. Yeah, you're like, whoa, that was...
Starting point is 00:17:37 Did that 60 second mark? Just woke me up. The mouthwash brand is introducing a range of intensities, so you'll be able to avoid blasting your entire mouth every time you switch. You know, sometimes you don't know if you just literally got rid of your gums. Yeah. And for starters, there's going to be three to pick from, Extra Mild. Which they say is new and ultra gentle for a softer swish.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Oh, my favorites. Be perfect. Just mild, smooth and balanced for an easy, everyday clean. Ah. Or intense, bold and powerful for that classic face reddening, blow-your-top volcano experience. Yeah, I want to feel my teeth sizzle. Ready to clean your tonsils, too. You got to do this wearing that shirt, though.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Yeah. Ram power to the first. Throats. Just fits. I've bought American breath. Yeah, these three have already hit some stores and are now being rolled out nationwide. It's unclear if they plan to expand the range, like offering some even spicier options for people who aren't softies like this guy. Three spicy warnings printed on the outside of his shell right now.
Starting point is 00:18:48 Their caution may attempt slow speed seduction. Do not feed after flirting. And last but not least, objects and shell may be. hornier than they appear. Look out. That sound means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We have a new recurring segment on this show. It's very topical and very personal.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Yes, it is. Because our own technical director, Ashton, who's 110 pounds soaking wet with red hair, just moved back with his folks to save some money. By the way, if you start adding weights to anybody else on this show, show I'm going to start to have a problem. We're only doing it for Ashton because he's so special to us and he's been recording audio of his meetings with his family. So if you want a little
Starting point is 00:19:38 peek behind the curtain of a supple young man's most triumphant moment of his entire life, you have come to the right place. We're going to play the audio from Ashton's family right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and it is time for our new recurring bi-weekly
Starting point is 00:19:54 try curious segment Yes. Ashton's back with his parents. Yay! Hit the music. Guess who's dragging his baggage back to the door? 110 pounds, yeah, he's hitting the floor. With hair like a brush fire.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Single again, well, what a surprise. He's hogging the shower, ignoring the cries. What's he doing in there? Living rent free, yeah, he's winning the race of occupying our... Ashton, you king. You didn't know our late 20s technical director, Ashden. has moved back into his parents' house, splitting shaving cream with his dad
Starting point is 00:20:41 and shower time with his aunt. And I'm not even joking about that. Yeah, his aunt moved back in, too. Not shared at the same time, they have to wait their time. They have to schedule it. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:52 But for the past couple weeks that he's been living there, he has got permission to record their occasional family meetings around the dinner table. Oh, my God. We had someone coming on the podcast that said, Ashton's family gives them field mouse vibe. It was so perfect.
Starting point is 00:21:07 And the thing is, at this point, they're more like roommate than, I mean, they're still family. You're always a mom. Listen, you're always a mom. The thing is, you know, at this age, I've got to figure out how to live together and get along. So what was the topic of discussion this time? Well, now that he's saving money by living at home, Ashton's got more scratch for hot dates. Hey, let's go, Ashton. And there's obviously some logistics to work out there.
Starting point is 00:21:33 So let's listen as Ashton throws out a hypothetical scenario. to his folks. For some reason, things are going well at chilies or apple bees or wherever I am with them. Yeah. Okay. And I'm like, hey, let's go back to the pad. I'm not going to say my place because that's incredibly misleading. Okay, sure.
Starting point is 00:21:53 That's good. How would you guys want me to do it? Do it? I mean, what are we talking about? If I'm inviting a woman back here, how do you guys feel about that? Well, I mean, I'm hoping it happens. God willing, and the creek don't rise. I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:11 What about you, Mom? You seem a little bit more hesitant. She does seem more hesitant. I don't know why that is. Yeah, I'm more hesitant. I would never do that. Why are you looking at me? I know.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Well, because we dated once. Okay. You never brought him back to your place? No. It was always his. I had the own house. Why would, yeah, we'd never do that. Why would make no sense?
Starting point is 00:22:37 I do remember going over to your aunts and we had to sleep in separate bedrooms at one time. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, your mom is a little... Traditional. And dad's rooting for you. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Everybody else catches dad accidentally like humble bragging or humble insulting. Like, I don't know. I had my own house when I was your age. Yeah. I would never be in the humiliating position. Oh, I mean, sorry, asking them. Of course we'd love to have you.
Starting point is 00:23:03 Bring her home, honey. Bring her home. Definitely. I mean, you're definitely learning a lot. Still clear, though. Like, what do you do with the lady? Do you bring her back or do you don't? I think more can be clear because let's fast forward.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Ashton asked them another great hypothetical question in the dating world about if you got the date already back inside the house. Uh-huh. And an uncomfortable situation came up. Here we go. Let's go, Jackie. What are we talking, Ashton? Let's hear it. Both of you walk into the kitchen and see me kissing a lady.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Okay. What do you do? What happened? I guess I would just keep to myself, I guess. Maybe introduce myself. Okay, so you'd interrupt our make-out session. No. Okay, you said kiss, not make-out, okay?
Starting point is 00:23:47 So if you're making out, I am not going to disturb the process. We're just talking about a kiss. I would just continue, you know, getting the eggs out of the fridge or whatever I was going to do. I don't know why that's... Why is that? Why? Well, you don't want a big deal it, right? You're two adults, assuming she's an adult. We are going to assume that, actually.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Right. Yeah, you're two adults. We raised you all enough. It's not a big deal. Oh, my God, go. Yeah, I did not appreciate that at all, dad. I just want that to be clear. Your mom sounds like the innocent one, and your dad sounds like the opposite.
Starting point is 00:24:29 I just love the image of Ashton making out with someone in his. Dad's going to get eggs. Just scoching around behind us. Don't move a little, please, like you. Don't mind me. I'm just going to make an omulet. You guys, keep going at it. And I do love that they all sound the same. And Ashton would continue.
Starting point is 00:24:45 He would. Just continue the make-out. Don't worry about my dad. Bottom of what, it's not a big deal. Maybe third base by the microwave. Yeah. Then they might step in. But at this point, you're good.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Yeah. And you can't cook in that kitchen. All your mom will do is introduce herself. Yeah. Or just stand and watch. It sounded like at first. I wouldn't just stand. She doesn't want a big deal it.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Yeah, exactly. Big deal it. You're just joining us. We're doing a special segment following our technical director Ashton on his journey to live back home with his parents in his late 20s. So we're playing audio from their weekly family rundowns. And the best part of the segment is that Ashton is willing to take these questions farther. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:23 Without being asked, probably. Ashton has a different scenario that he's a little bit concerned about. Oh, okay. So hypothetically, if things go well, is she allowed to make? move in. Well, I would say yes. Okay, hold on just to me. Yeah, for the most part. Yeah. You can't just say that. No, no, he, he posed the question. She might turn out to be psycho. First of all, he's not going to be dating a psycho, first of all. Second of all, he posed a question of further in the relationship. How did you phrase it? You said, uh, if things go well, she's a lot of moving. Yeah, how far into the
Starting point is 00:25:59 relationship are we? I don't know, what we talk a couple weeks? What? Yeah. Yeah. No way. Moving in in a couple weeks. How long is long enough? A year. Now, I would say six months. Really? Why?
Starting point is 00:26:12 A year seems too long. Two weeks seems too few. We're splitting the difference. I'm going to go six months. How long did you guys date before you moved in with each other? Oh, yeah. You're going to have to ask her. I don't.
Starting point is 00:26:24 15 months. That's not true. They checked up after 48 hours. Yeah. I mean, honestly, your mom was probably like, we're not doing this separate bedroom at the aunt's house anymore. You had his own house. She probably just moved in.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Once the girl sees his dad making those eggs, though, she's going to want to move in right away. So you better be careful. That was the thing that he kept constantly saying. He's like, look, all I'm saying is, just let me know how many eggs I need to cook in the morning. Oh, that's a good guy. They're so cute.
Starting point is 00:26:55 That was another edition of Ashton's back home with his parents. I'm sorry. I hope you never leave. No, neither forever. Text in 75.992 if you want to hear more or if you've had enough. No way. And no, Ashton's parents are not allowed to text in.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I'm texting right now. Let us know. Phone tabs coming up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for your prank phone call. And for the last two years, a guy in our city has been running a successful food truck. We're talking five-star reviews, lots of return customers. Things are going really well.
Starting point is 00:27:29 except for one tiny headache. He recently complained to his wife, the city is making things tougher on him. Oh, yeah, that kind of makes sense. Whether they're jacking up fees or different types of rules and permits, whatever it may be, I think it's time that he gets a call
Starting point is 00:27:46 from the FEU. What's that? That's the made-up government agency, the food enforcement unit. And it's happening in your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hello, sir.
Starting point is 00:28:03 Am I speaking to Jared Waxon? Yes, who's this? Names Officer Doddy Higgins from the city food code enforcement unit. Food code enforcement? That's right. F-EU. Whoa, F-me? No, sir.
Starting point is 00:28:21 F-E-U. Food enforcement unit. I thought you said something else, but what is this regarding? Look, I can see. if you could listen from your previous actions with your food truck that you could give two craps
Starting point is 00:28:36 about how your food affects this city's population what oh we have you clocked because last week when you were at RR.A. Okay. Turns out your food truck
Starting point is 00:28:47 was parked five inches off the curb. Huh? What the hell does that have to do with anything? You and I both know you're supposed to be 8 to 10. I'm sorry, I'm not out there with a table.
Starting point is 00:28:59 measure. So I'm sorry, but I just need to know how does that affect anything that the food enforcement code people needs to know about. Wow. It affects everything. Thank you very much because the smell of your garlic fries wafted in the park and created a public nuisance. A public nuisance. That's right. We got a complaint from a 73-year-old woman who said she couldn't sit on her favorite bench because of the smell. This is ridiculous. It's a food truck. It's going to smell like food. Oh, okay, tough guy. Okay, so public well-being is ridiculous to you now, huh? No, no, it's just, I don't know why you laughing.
Starting point is 00:29:38 It's just so nifty. I mean, if you wanted me to move my truck, then fine. You know what? You listen to me, because we're beyond that, sir. We are well beyond that. The next time we see your truck out and about, you are subject to potential impound. You know what? You know what?
Starting point is 00:29:54 What I swear. Once this city hired this new mayor, Everything went to hell. And now you're calling me about moving my truck three f***ing inches. How can you even imagine three f***ing inches from that far away? I knew you'd be one to blame somebody else. But, sir, it is eight to ten inches. We've gone over this.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Whatever. Whatever. At this point, I might as well shut the whole damn thing down. Let's not go there. Let's not get crazy. I'm going there. What's the point if it's city regulations are this strict? Wow.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Let's all take a deep breath because, Maybe I can find some wiggle room for you. What does that supposed to mean wiggle room? I'm just saying rumor is on Reddit that you make a mean crispy chicken sandwich, if you know what I mean. So what? So what? You can't see me winking. I'm winking right now.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Mean crispy chicken sandwich. Wink. So the fuck what? What is the wink it's supposed to mean? You want me to stop serving that to? Okay. You're not getting it. Actually just the opposite.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Maybe you let Officer Dottie over here. sample it for free, huh? And then we pretend this conversation never happened? Excuse me? That's right. I'll rip up that garlic fry satation faster than you can blink, okay? And the parking ticket, too. Shoot, we'll even pop some handcuffs on that old windbag that complained about you and we'll just be on our way. Wow. No harm, no foul. Am I right? Okay, so now you want me to food bribe you. Oh, sir, we're not using those type of words, aren't we? I mean, what is? it then? What else is it? I think it's absolutely nothing because remember
Starting point is 00:31:33 this call never happened. Unbelievable. You know what? I'm going to report you. What was your name again? You're going reported. No, sir, you've been reported. Well, no, I'm, no. I'm reporting you now. That's not how this works. You can't be reported and then you report me and then I report you again.
Starting point is 00:31:49 That just doesn't make any sense. Watch. Watch how it goes. I'm going to make it make sense. I don't think you're listening, okay? As long as we can just schedule a delivery of two to three of those babies once a week at no charged to me. Oh, my God. I'm not even looking in your direction.
Starting point is 00:32:03 I hope this call is recorded. You aren't sorting me out of my food. You know what? You got something right, finally, sir, because this call is definitely being recorded. Good. It needs to be recorded. Yeah, it's being recorded for the radio station
Starting point is 00:32:16 because this is actually Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning doing a phone tap on you. No. Your wife, Evie, set you up for a prank phone call. She says she listens. This is a prank. She wanted to make you laugh because running a. A food truck is not easy business.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Oh, I can't believe. I'm so happy I can laugh about this now because that was about to ruin my whole day. The F-E-U is not messing around. Yeah, yeah, F-U-Def-E-Def-E. You're for real. Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Here at the station, we have a shared single bathroom that only on-air talent can
Starting point is 00:32:59 use. Yeah. Yeah, I just walked in there and noticed someone forgot something inside. Oh, wait a minute. Something pretty awkward. Yeah, I think I posted about this. Let's just be honest, who here is missing their box of nice and easy natural blonde root touch-up hair dye? Alexis. Looking at Alexis. This is natural. Just like the box says. Looks all natural. Look, no need to be a. ashamed. In fact, one of our listeners completely understands because he accidentally left something inside his
Starting point is 00:33:35 car that his date was never supposed to see. It can't be as embarrassing as Alexis's situation. You've got your hair. It could be yours. Whatever. His quick thinking explanation was going to save him, but now he's not so sure
Starting point is 00:33:51 because she's not calling him back. You're going to find out what it was in your brand new second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. We've brought up this question on the show before. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Is it appropriate on a first date for a guy to bring flowers?
Starting point is 00:34:11 I'm guessing if we've asked it before, we never got an answer. It was a little bit in the air. We weren't really sure. Like if the guy wants to do that, can it just happen randomly unannounced? Should they have discussed the idea of flowers ahead of time? That's weird. If she's less than a six, are flowers even needed?
Starting point is 00:34:29 Ouch. Those aren't my words. Those are from Jose's Twitter poll. Oh, wow. I don't have a Twitter, but that's cool. Well, if you have a poll on there at least. But I only ask because our listener, Jacob, had a flower dilemma come up during his date. He wasn't quite sure how to handle it.
Starting point is 00:34:46 But let's talk to him about it. Jacob, thank you for being here first of all. We'll get to how flowers played into your date in a second. But according to your email, it says you're newly single and back on the dating apps. Yeah, recently single. and I'm trying to go out on a lot of dates. I hope that doesn't sound like callous or whatever, but... No, you're playing the numbers game.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Yeah. Oh, wow. Casting a wide net. But, like, apparently on the apps, people are just, like, ghosting more than ever, which is really annoying. And I'm, like, talking, like, even if you choose a time and a place,
Starting point is 00:35:17 they'll just not show. Oh. I just can't imagine being so disrespectful. Like, standing someone up. I mean, it's happened to a lot of guys, at least what we've heard, a lot of dudes come on the show and are saying that this is more,
Starting point is 00:35:27 more and more frequent. Yeah, I would assume both sex is doing it. Just common courtesy, it shouldn't happen. Yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah, we're with you. Unless you did something horrible, so go on. Yeah, then you deserve it. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:35:39 He said a junk pick from the bathroom. Yeah, I hope he'd been joking. Yeah. Then we're on her side. Sorry, go ahead. What's going on? So, that happened to me two days before I met Rochelle,
Starting point is 00:35:55 who I'm calling about, Okay. So why are you telling us about the ghosting two days before when it wasn't a Rochelle that did it? That will come into play. Rochelle and I, we met on the apps, and she's super cute, and we decided to meet up at an outdoor mall. And she did show up. Oh, we'll get you. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:36:20 We'll hold back on that junk pick. How was it with you and Rochelle? It was good. We walked around. We did some window. I mean, we did more like window shopping. Yeah. I didn't, we were going to grab up IT, but before we did, I realized that I left my cell phone in my car.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Okay. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Dude, how did you not realize before? Jose just had a panic. I did take five steps without it. So what? Why is that important?
Starting point is 00:36:48 Well, I was like, do you mind if we go and grab it? And she's like, yeah, sure. Okay. That'd be wild if she said no. Yeah, it's like, you're trying to lure me into. the parking lot. And so I open up the passenger door and she
Starting point is 00:37:03 sees that there's a bouquet of flowers on the seats. Oh, that was your surprise. This is where the flowers come in. Wait. Wait. Why are they in the car? He didn't say that. What were the flowers from? They were for that girl that goes to me two days before.
Starting point is 00:37:21 Oh, you had those flowers. So they're like those sad wilted flowers. Oh, in the hot car flowers. So she sees those. Yes, they were not in the best shape. Oh, God. It weren't completely, like, horrific, but it wasn't good.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Yeah, it was obvious. At least they were in the car so you could blame it. Like, wow, it was really hot in here. Yeah. Wait, did you try to gift them to her at that point? Well, I didn't try. She just kind of took it upon herself. She saw them.
Starting point is 00:37:52 And she says, oh, my gosh, you're so sweet. And, you know, as soon as she had that reaction, And I'm like, yes, I am sweet. Aren't I? You're not going to stop her down and be like, let me explain. These were for another woman. Dude. I mean, you probably were excited then, right?
Starting point is 00:38:06 Like, because she's excited? Absolutely. I mean, look, I'm not going to lie. It wasn't my proudest moment, but she was excited about it. I was like, awesome. Take the credit. Yeah. But we're walking around the mall at this point with these wilted flowers.
Starting point is 00:38:20 And people are looking at it's like, what's going on with these two? Yeah, they're like, tell us where you got those because we do not want to shop. That flower shot. Boyfriend of the year over here. My God. But overall, she was really cool. And she said she really appreciated the flowers. She gave me a kiss.
Starting point is 00:38:38 Whoa. On the lips? Yeah. I mean, it wasn't like, you know. Wasn't a makeout. Yeah, I was a neckin. I haven't heard that. 1960s are back in the chat.
Starting point is 00:38:48 Did you give her a hickey? No, I didn't give her, I didn't give her my letter jacket either. Okay. But you kiss, that's nice. at the end of the day, that's a pretty good sign that things went well. You guys say that, but I feel like it. You would kiss people even if things didn't go well. Is that what you're
Starting point is 00:39:04 saying, Alexis? Yes. Yes. You have gone to third base with him, even with the weird Wilter flowers. I'm married a guy for two weeks. I'm not and tell him that I don't like them. Maybe it's not as good as we all thought it was then. Sorry. I think it sounds sweet. Okay. So what's happened since the outdoor mall
Starting point is 00:39:20 date? Well, nothing. I mean, look, I I told her when we said her goodbyes after the kiss, texting me when you get home. She got home. She texted me. She thanked me. And all signs seemed like things were going great.
Starting point is 00:39:35 So wait, have you asked her out again? Of course. Yeah, yeah. But I haven't heard from her. Oh. That's really weird. She sounds like a catch. Yeah, it really does.
Starting point is 00:39:45 I'm just saying maybe she has other dates and something else. Oh, that's possible. We'll find out when we come back and try and get you your second date update. with Rochelle, the wilted flower girl, right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Running a little bit late here,
Starting point is 00:40:03 so just to quickly recap, our listener Jacob was ghosted by a woman two days before his date with a new lady named Rochelle. And when he forgot his phone in the car, they both went to go grab it, opened the passenger door, and there on the front seat were some flowers.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Not meant for Rochelle, but for the girl. girl who no-showed on him two days prior. Yeah. So they walked around the outdoor mall afterwards with some dead flowers in tow. Almost dead, he said. Not all the way. Rochelle didn't know the difference.
Starting point is 00:40:35 She thought it was for her. Yeah. She grabbed him. She did. She saw him and was like, oh, my God, right? Isn't that right? Yeah, yeah. She'd be super excited about it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Maybe she's deathly allergic to this particular type of flower, and the reaction didn't happen until after the date. I didn't think that. It's tragic. Trust me, I think of all the most worst-case scenarios that could possibly happen. So we got you covered, Jacob. Yeah. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:41:15 Jeffrey's anxiety is doing the work for you. Yeah, but let's just call Rochelle and see if she picks up. Hopefully she has some answers for us. Thank you. Here we go. I'm going to dial it right now. Hey, is this Rochelle? Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:34 We're happy to hear that you're alive and well, and we need to inform you you're on a radio show right now called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes. Hi, good morning. Welcome to the show, Rochelle. Hi. Hey.
Starting point is 00:41:47 What's this about? We're working. Yes, we are working specifically on a segment called the Second Date Update. Have you heard one of those before? Okay. I think so Yeah So this is kind of fun
Starting point is 00:42:03 You get to be a part of one Because one of our listeners Wanted us to reach out to you To try and figure out why After going out one time You haven't met up for a second time Okay And when he told us the story
Starting point is 00:42:17 Honestly I don't know why either Like you guys sound like it was a great time Yeah The connection seemed there with a guy named Jacob Oh I don't know if I should talk about that That's kind of weird What?
Starting point is 00:42:34 Really? Jacob that you went to the mall with? Yeah. Yeah, I know. He recapped the date for us. That's how this segment works. We hear about it. And then we call to try and figure out
Starting point is 00:42:46 if there's a reason why you're not calling him back. Oh. Did he mess up on the date or afterwards? How did he mess up on it? Yeah, we're assuming he did. Maybe he didn't. And it's something going on. on in your life that's totally separate, but he's just completely in the dark.
Starting point is 00:43:02 It's so weird, you guys. I don't know if I should talk about this. Oh, God. That makes me want you to tell us so much more. I can't even tell you. It's just one date that you went on. Like, you can't hurt his feelings. Okay. Um. Oh, yes. Okay. So, like, the date itself was, like, really good. Like, we had a nice time. He was a gentleman. He was really nice. Okay. But, like, after the date, I went out with my family for dinner.
Starting point is 00:43:33 And my love life came up. Always does with family. Yeah, if you're single, they want to know. Are you married yet? Exactly. So they were asking me how the date went and asked to see a picture. So I showed them this photo from the app, and my aunt starts laughing. And I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:43:55 And she goes, I know him. What? Your aunt knows Jacob? Yes. They went out a little over a year ago. Oh. Oh my God. I wanted this to be like he's a barista at my favorite coffee shop situation.
Starting point is 00:44:11 I would have loved that, but it's not. Wait, went out, like went out one time or they dated? No, like they went out like a handful of times, like four or five times. And he ended up like ending things with her because he should have. dating someone else, like, I guess, a little bit seriously. Oh, he said that he was back on the app. Oh, yeah, because he just got out of her relationship. I bet he has no idea.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I would be mortified if I was cooinged out with someone's niece or nephew. He's got a type. Yeah, yeah. The aunt was first. Yeah, you're right. So that's the reason there's nothing that he did to, like, mess it up. He dated the aunt. Well, no, I mean, yes, that's history, though.
Starting point is 00:44:52 You've got to be worried your aunts in the same dating pool as you. Your aunt liked him enough to go out with him four or five times. That must mean she felt pretty strongly about him. Yeah, that's why it's really weird. Oh, man. Oh, no. Well, okay, I hear what you're saying, and I understand the feelings are a little bit mixed. But why don't you wait till making a final decision until you talk to Jacob directly?
Starting point is 00:45:19 Because he is on the other line of this call listening right now. Probably in shock. Honestly. Actually, I'm really curious. Jacob, are you there? I am here. Oh, my God. I was not prepared for this.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Let's hear your voice again. I got to, okay, who's your aunt? Oh. Oh, no. I can't even think of it. Okay. Well, she's my aunt Kathy. Kathy is her name.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Oh, my God, you're Kathy's niece? Oh, my God, yeah. You talked about you? You talked about her? Oh. I guess. Oh, wow. Is Kathy, like, way younger than your mom or dad?
Starting point is 00:46:07 Yeah, that's what I'm hoping. She's in her, like, very early 40s. Like, she just turned 41. Okay. Okay. I'm in late 20, so. Okay. That's not like a crazy gap.
Starting point is 00:46:18 This is wild because, I mean, now I can totally see the resemblance. Yeah. Oh, that's not. That's not fixing it, Jay. I mean, but that's why you're not calling me because I dated your aunt for a bit? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Jacob. It was one date, maybe, but four or five, we all know what happened. Yeah. At least your aunt didn't say anything bad about him. Yeah. Or did she? I mean, she said really nice things about them. It's just, like, spray this out in your head.
Starting point is 00:46:48 If we were to continue, then you're going to see her at family function. Like, that's so bizarre that she would be having to hang out with someone you made out with. Brooke goes to her family reunions and they go just fine. Yeah. No, I mean, Michelle, it's just they're adults. Like, who cares who you made out with? Making out is better than what I thought it was going to be honest. Yeah, that's not. Yeah, it's just making out.
Starting point is 00:47:14 I mean, we did a little bit more than that. Okay. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Dang, every time we set you up. Like, look. Kathy is a classy lady, all right? She wouldn't bring anything up.
Starting point is 00:47:28 I know, but I know now. And it's weird. Yeah. Well, not just you guys, the whole family that was at that dinner knows. Yeah, and imagine a family dinner now. Like a year. Aunt Kathy's the cool aunt, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:41 She's dating the same type of guys that you're dating. She's the one that's like... Yeah. If it doesn't happen with Jacob, it's going to happen with the next dude you date. Who hasn't got Aunt Kathy been with? There's no chance of Aunt Kathy hitting on him at this point because she's already been there. That's a point.
Starting point is 00:47:56 No competition. Look, listen, Kathy. I mean, I'm sorry. Oh, God. Sound the same. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:48:06 That came out obviously very wrong. There's a lot of emotions happening right now. Look, yes, that happened. And it was a thing. But honestly, I want to go out with you. You know, I thought we had a really great time. And obviously, that's why we're here on this show. And yeah, I'm just brilliant.
Starting point is 00:48:24 for sure. Oh. Thank you. That's so nice. And you are really nice. And I'm going to keep going with this momentum that you're saying right now. Don't let the energy shift, Jeff. I'm not going into this call, did I think we were the type of show that would try to set up a woman with their aunt's ex-boyfriend?
Starting point is 00:48:44 Yes. Yeah, for sure. I'm going in. But now I'm full force going for it. We would love to send you on another date, Rochelle, with Jacob. And if you say, yes, we would pay. for it. I mean, you obviously like him. You had a great time. How often do you meet a guy like that on the apps that not only shows up, but shows up in a way that makes you feel good? And brings you flowers.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Oh, we can talk about the flowers. That's super nice. My aunt even said that he was always a gentleman. But unfortunately, I just don't think I can get past the weirdness. But my aunt Kathy is still single if you want to give her a call. Go back to coffee. Wait, what? You did have a lot of great things to say about Kathy. So Jacob, it sounds like it's a no from Rochelle, but... Rochelle, if it's absolutely positively 100% no, then, yeah, having Kathy call me. Yay!
Starting point is 00:49:39 Oh, okay. That was not romantic. No. I feel love happening. If everybody else says no, then sure. I'll pick up... Whatever name. That's the best Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning can get you.
Starting point is 00:49:53 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Okay, let's just admit Was that a huge mistake That he accidentally called her by her Aunt's name during the call? I mean, yes. Yeah, for sure. Boys just probably sound the same
Starting point is 00:50:09 He didn't realize. No, we said Aunt Kathy how many times Because it's just kind of a fun name to say. Totally. Like, who doesn't have an Aunt Kathy? You mistake names all the time. Right. You make it better.
Starting point is 00:50:20 Let her enjoy the name while she remembers it. Yeah. And at least it wasn't during intimate time. Oh, yes. Oh, my gosh. The silver lining. And I'm not talking about Aunt Kathy's hair either. I'm just saying, she's at her early 40s, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Geez. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's when the hair starts. So I know how it works. I'm just saying it could have been worse, which we're adopting as the new slogan of our morning show. Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning could have been way worse. I feel like it's false advertising.
Starting point is 00:50:48 I don't know if it does get worse than some of the things that have been here. To find out how much worse it can. Can get, go find our podcast. At Brooke and Jeffrey on Apple, IHeart, Spotify, like, and subscribe. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm not afraid to admit this, but the rumors are true. Oh. You may have seen the reports online that I stormed out of a community theater production of cats.
Starting point is 00:51:13 Oh, uh-oh. Well, yes, I did. Oh, yeah. Are you going to tell us why? I don't care if it was all 12-year-olds either. I don't feel bad. Any true performer wants you to angrily storm out if you're not fully satisfied with the performance. Really?
Starting point is 00:51:29 I don't know why I thought you were in the performance. No, I was watching. I see. I wasn't good enough and I had to leave you. It was an insult. It was. And you know what? I hope that you would do the same to me.
Starting point is 00:51:42 I want everyone in this room to march out of this studio. I'm done. That's awesome. See you. I didn't even get to my song of the week yet. I love you. Jeff, I'm staying. All right.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Well, I guess I'm going to perform it to an empty room. I want to hear the song. And I'm glad for it. Finally, people will respect what I'm doing with my brand new song of the week coming up. Right after this. Wow. What a fantastic, exhilarating special moment that we've reached. What is it?
Starting point is 00:52:12 It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. For some, it may have already happened. For others, it's going to go on next weekend. You're going to graduate. Amazing. You completed four full years. Or maybe five if you struggled, no judgment over here. But bottom line, you got through the curriculum. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:52:34 You did it. And now you're finally ready to leave the past behind and take that airport moving sidewalk to your next destination. The future. Wow. And you know, for my song, sure, I could have focused on how bleak the current job market is and how the unemployment rate is skyrocketing even as we speak.
Starting point is 00:52:58 By the way, HR has requested to see me after I sing this song so hopefully everything's a-okay. Is it with someone else in the room? Just me is what they said, but shirts just to give me compliments. But before we even go there, there's something even more worrisome
Starting point is 00:53:15 that's looming. What's that? The large, shadowy object that is standing in your way between now in your freedom. What is it? Attending the actual graduation ceremony. Oh, man, that is a chore.
Starting point is 00:53:30 Dude, and staying awake. I know. It's like a whole shift. Get ready to forfeit hours of your life that you will never get back. It's worse than your final. The worst thing that's going to happen in the last four years.
Starting point is 00:53:43 How could they make those things more dull? Seriously. They should have like rock concerts or stand-of-comedians or Maybe your song will be the next thing that needs to come to the stage. I would do it, depending on how this meeting with HR goes, it might be my only choice. So that's why I thought it is important, not necessarily to think about the students and the long-term future for these graduates, but the short-term future at their upcoming commencement ceremonies.
Starting point is 00:54:12 And what a joy it is to sit there waiting and waiting and waiting forever to leave. That's why instead of singing in the old school hit by the next year, Max, my Sharona. Oh, my God. I was like more than NAC. What? Growing it way back. I thought he said about the Nix, like the basketball.
Starting point is 00:54:28 So the last time when the jog market was healthy, instead of singing, my Shirona, it's young Jeffries, my diploma. Oh, okay. It'll work. Will you get it? Who knows? Yeah. You will.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Here we go. I'll point when I'm ready. Points. Good afternoon. Faculty, parents, and the remaining members of the class of 2020. We ask that you please remain seated in your bleacher seats for the next five to possibly seven hours. Thank you. Sitting in the stadium, waiting on, wondering when I'm gonna get my diploma.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Stewing in the summer sun, we sweat a ton, polyester gown, it feels like a sauna to the podium. Speakers come, super boring, they ramble on and on. about to bomb when they mention a I, I, I, I, why, why? Boom! Where's my, my diploma? Okay, I struck a cori! Take the freaking photo op, dad, hurry up, posing in the heat till I die, come on a half an hour listening to the dean, butchering our names like a crime syndrome. Calling students up, one by one, as the president begs the crowd to not, cheer a tongue,
Starting point is 00:55:51 Because it takes up more tight, aye, aye, y, wow! How could the line move slower? Just give me my diploma. Our next graduate is, uh, Jay, oh, Jackson, Smith. No regretting my degree, financially, stuck in debt till I'm 16. Nine or older, toss my cap and I'll be free. temporarily move back with my parents outside Pomona never get a job make enough to afford to pay rent the only house that I got is in monopoly buy bye bye buy it sidewalk the Baltic avenue is mine mine mine cheap time
Starting point is 00:56:47 waiting for my diploma long as a flight lay over well what's that biting odor My cap and gown aroma. My college time is over. My party life's no more. My nine to five's a horror. Resumet lies I got a. A diploma. Congratulations and condolences to the class of 2026.
Starting point is 00:57:42 They're family and friends that go watch their graduation. Everybody, yeah. I do not remember that song. It is fun. And don't worry. You're going to be fine out there. there's going to be a job for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:52 I'm sure it's not going to be as bleak as everybody predicts it's for sure going to be. And once you get that job, man, is it fun? Oh, yeah. We're so happy. Yeah. We're happy for you. Congrats again. It's all the graduates, seriously, of class 2026.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Big accomplishment. That's your song of the week. Good luck. Find it up on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey. Go share it with anybody else who's graduating this year or in the near few. A kindergarten graduation would be hopping to that. That was awesome. My diploma.
Starting point is 00:58:26 It's your song in the week. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Win, We've got a new player joining us today. A stay-at-home mom and longtime listener named Ginny, who listens with her daughter, Chaos. Which, fun fact, that was Brooke's second name choice for her daughter, Nora. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:52 And Ginny, she absolutely regrets going with Nora, just so you. know? You came out with a better name. Is it one of those things when you name your daughter, Chaos? It's like when you name your daughter Grace. Like, the Grace would be really clumsy. The chaos is going to be opposite. Yeah. Put together.
Starting point is 00:59:08 Is her name anything like her personality? She's relatively chill, but yeah, we call her the most wonderful chaos that can happen. Oh, that's kind of cute. Do you spell it with a K or like the traditional chaos spelling? It's with a K. Yeah, that's an important distinction around here.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Now she looks like a Kardashian. Yeah, absolutely. That's awesome. So you and chaos, listen, do you think you have a shot at beating Brooke? You know, it's so 50-50. Oh, it depends. All right. Well, she feels pretty balanced.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Yeah, a little chaotic, a little bit balanced. Yeah. It just fits your life perfectly. We're going to send Brooke out of the studio so we can get to it. You've got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready? All right.
Starting point is 00:59:49 Let's do it. Good luck. Your time starts now. Today is National Donut Day. What East Coast City has the most donut. shops per person, New York or Boston? Boston. In the 1820s, what famous American folk hero was a real-life Tennessee congressman?
Starting point is 01:00:05 Pass. In which decade did the book series, Where's Waldo debut? 60s, 70s or 80s? 60s. What branch of science studies fossils? Archaeology. How many sides does a hexagon have? 10.
Starting point is 01:00:20 What popular online chatbot was created by the company OpenAI? Half. I just remember the one to answer to the last one. Just get over it. Texagon does not have ten. Sometimes it takes a few seconds before you realize what you said was wrong. Yeah. But that's all right. Ginny. Brook is back in the studio now, and it says on my screener
Starting point is 01:00:43 that you like to homemake, and your latest experiment is you made some Mexican sweet bread? Yes, Panduze. I love Panduze. Me and my dad discovered at the wall. They sell it in the bakery. Okay, well, you and your dad are lazy because Jenny actually makes it herself. I put a sand dollar on one of them. You what? What did you say?
Starting point is 01:01:03 I cut a sand dollar into the candy. A real sand dollar? You bake it in there? No, no, no, no. I cut the design of a sand dollar into the white candy. Oh, that is an important classification. Yes, it is. I was imagining a really hard bite.
Starting point is 01:01:19 Just going on. Chaos is in every aspect of her life. There we go. Now we did it. the culinary parts. Great work, Jenny. Now it is Brooks' turn. Brooke, you ready? Yes. Your time starts now. Today is National Donut Day. What East Coast
Starting point is 01:01:32 City has the most donut shops per person, New York or Boston? Boston. In the 1820s, what famous American folk hero was a real-life Tennessee congressman? Oh, my God. Tom Huckleberry Finn. In which
Starting point is 01:01:49 decade did the book series Where's Waldo debut, 60s, 70s, or 80s? 80s. What branch of Science studies fossils. Archaeology. How many sides does a hexagon have? Six. That's it.
Starting point is 01:02:03 Answers are in, and it's time to go to the scoreboard to see how we both did with our own, Jose. Cocamele! Bellanos. Ginny, you got one correct today. Well, okay. It's just exceptions. But you had some good recommendations for us on your baking recipes. Yeah, you did.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Brooke, you got three. We go, Brooke. Oh, so graceful in defeat. Well done, Jenny. Let's go over the answers. It's National Donut Day. The East Coast City with the most donut shops per person was, obviously, Boston. One donut shop for every 2,480 people.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Not enough, says Boston. They live on those things. In the 1820s, the American Folk Hero, who was a real-life Tennessee congressman. That was Davy Crockett. I should have known that. The Where's Waldo Book Series initially debuted in the 1980s. actually in the United Kingdom before it came over here.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Waldo, actually, yeah. That's pretty UK sounding name. I guess it is. Where was Waldo, isn't it? The branch of science of studies fossils would be paleontology. Fossil specifically. Archaeology, I think,
Starting point is 01:03:10 also refers to, like, buildings and humans and things like that. And a hexagon has six sides. The popular online chatbot created by OpenAI is called ChatGPT. He almost said that. Oh, you should have.
Starting point is 01:03:24 with your instincts, Jenny. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to beat Brooke, but just for playing, you're getting a pair of tickets to see comedian David Spade perform at Snoqualmie Casino Saturday, August 15. Cool. I have a feeling you're going to laugh a lot.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Okay. How is chaos going to take your defeat? I think she'll just be more excited to hear her name on the radio that I got on here. And I do want to mention that she loves Alexis. She thinks she is so funny. Alexis, her name could be.
Starting point is 01:03:54 for sure. Well, come back and play again soon. Jenny, we had a great time. We're going to do Winbrooks' bucks. Same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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