Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Class of ’26 Song, Ashton’s Parents vs Dating + Dead Flower Date (6/5/26)
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We got a brand new full hour for you, and there is even a special present in it.
There is?
Yes.
What? How do we collect it?
From Jeffrey to the class of 2026.
That's what it is.
I was like, what?
Yep, you got to stick around for the song of the week.
It is fantastic, and it's going to get stuck in your head.
I've been singing it all day.
Yeah.
You know, and also a brand new second date that's so fun and whatever else.
But let's get to our comments.
Well, you know, who's going to be happy about that presents today?
Yes, stubby raccoon.
Oh, really?
Oh, yeah.
What's up with me?
Commented.
Hi, Brooke and Jeffrey.
I just got the good news that I'll be able to graduate from high school on time next Tuesday.
Let's go, Stubbs!
I wanted to thank you guys for helping me get through those late nights of studying and homework.
Thanks for all you do from Milo, aka Stubby Raccoon.
Yay!
Let me go, Milo.
Jeffrey's songs just for you.
Yes.
Yeah, all right.
Let's get to it.
Your full hour starts right now.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's time for some good news.
Jeff, we're starting off this way.
I love it.
Why not?
An audience member joins a professional orchestra to save the show.
And a cop rides a fawn to freedom.
Why is that so loud?
That's the NFL draft sound.
We just got an alert from ESPN.
Oh, yeah.
And this does not happen very often, but apparently there's been a major trade reported in the radio industry.
A trade.
Wait, ESPN is reporting about the radio world.
They cover everything now.
Let me just look at this.
The facts are coming in.
and this just happened apparently
Oh my God, this is breaking news.
What does it say?
Adam Schaefter is now reporting
a blockbuster trade
has just been finalized.
Hubbard Media has agreed
to trade aging veteran
Brooke Fox.
Oh, Brooke is on the road.
Oh, my God.
This is a shocker.
It looks like
the deal says it looks like it's a
three-for-one swap.
In return, Hubbard
receives Anna from the Anna
and Raven show.
Hey!
Along with two unpaid interns whose contracts are scheduled to expire next Monday.
Excuse me, you just traded me for an older, wider lady?
I didn't make this trade, Brooke.
This is Hubbard's move, and it is quite a move.
I mean, let's say not fully unexpected,
because Hubbard has been looking to inject more youth and likability
into their morning programming for years.
Way older than I am.
But she acts so much younger.
This is just the perfect fit at the person.
time. We're going to go to Brooke for comment. Brooke, how do you feel about being traded
from a company that's always wanted to trade you?
We've been trying forever. This deal has been in the works for years.
I can't. I got to say, I'd like to say I'm surprised.
Well, there you have it, folks. Bitterness wins in the end.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Brooke. That's all I have to say.
Is anyone else find this funny or is this just us?
Everybody's overjoyed.
See, no protests in the room.
Now we have to move on to the shock collar question of the day.
And I am just really looking forward to working with a professional once this trade is completed.
So Jake, let's do the shot caller one more time before we turn this segment into Anna's anagrams.
Let's go.
That's going to be so good.
It's going to be fire.
Recently at this time, we attempted a round of Boys versus Girls $100,000 pyramid, May hollible.
holidays edition.
Oh, yeah.
It was a lackluster showing, to say the least.
Oh, I thought we had fun, though.
Ultimately, the game ended in a tie, and afterwards we received hundreds of angry texts at
7-8-5-9-2 from listeners saying, you can't end on a tie.
That's dumb.
Oh, they need a closure.
Frankly, I agree.
Yeah.
Whatever handsome idiot ended it in a tie has been flawed.
And that's why today we're rolling it back one more time to prove once and for all that the boys are
smarter during another
Boys versus Girls
$100,000 pyramid May
and June holidays edition
of
Plenty of 20.
Now how are we going to know any of them with both
months combined?
Just like before, you need to give your teammate
clues to make them guess the
May or June holiday without
saying any of the words,
Alexis.
Every answer will be National
Something Day. All right.
Names were drawn ahead of time, and the girls are going first again.
As we always do.
Alexis, here's your list.
All right, Alexis, your time starts now.
They help with your teeth.
Whitening, toothpaste, tooth brushes.
Oh, Dennis.
National Dennis Day.
Okay.
They're slow.
They're kind of like slugs, but not.
National Snail Day.
Yeah.
You put your food in this.
It's not the recycling.
It's not the trash.
It's the National Compost Day.
National Bisc Day.
National Gargoy Day.
Wow.
Sorry.
When you say something over and over again?
National repetition day.
National repeat day.
Okay, you ride this.
It has two wheels.
National motorcycle day.
National bike day.
National bicycle day.
Yeah, but the full...
Yeah, okay.
National thank you day.
There we go.
Wow, that was amazing.
Although she did harass you to give you the point.
I feel like that was really nice day.
Yeah, I was hoping that would take more of her time complaining.
She got through all six.
It's a six-point round for the girls there.
Well, Jeff looked at me and judged her.
me for giving you a hard time, so I saw it.
He always got that judgey look
on his face. When it's my turn, I'm just going to go, you're going to take that?
Well, Jose, it is your time.
Me first. Here is your list
of holidays. A lot of pressure on us, Jeff.
Your time starts
now. Cute little water dogs.
They hold rocks. They hold hands.
National sea otter day. National
sea lion day. Okay, you made these in
schools and you would make them fly around the room.
National paper airplane day.
They're gingers.
That's what we call them.
National Redhead Day.
Yes.
My mom's favorite ice cream.
National Strawberry Day.
It's got marshmallows in it and chocolate.
National Rocky Road Day.
Yes.
Back in the day, you would just fly in these before blimps, before airplanes.
National Hot Air Bologna.
Yes.
You drink it's an apple flavor.
It could be alcohol.
National Cider Day.
Yeah.
There we go.
Oh, my gosh.
That was crazy.
Is that a timer longer today?
It does be a longer.
You gave him sea otter when it was obviously.
just daughter. Interesting, Jake.
Very controversial.
Anna would never raise this much of a stir
over something that she got right.
All I see is a 6-6 scoreboard right now
going into round two.
And Brooke, here's your list. And thanks to everyone's
constant complaining about the rules
and how well you're doing, we're shortening
the timer now.
You will have less time to guess these
national blank days. Five seconds?
I don't know. We'll see.
Brooke, are you ready to go?
Doesn't matter.
All right, here you go.
Start the clock.
Okay, the UCD these
when you're driving down to highway
and they show advertisements.
National Billboard Day.
Okay, this is what
a person who doesn't eat
meat would eat at a cookout
or a barbecue.
National tofu day.
No, and they are filled
with beans or corn sometimes,
some quinoa.
National cassidita day.
They're in a patty between two buns.
Okay, pass.
National veggie burger day.
There it is.
Okay, cops love to eat these.
They come in a shot.
Okay, and it's not the second.
Time is up.
You lost me on the Kienwaffe.
Don't eat Mexican food with Alexis.
You never know what's inside.
And Bert's diet's so nice.
She's like, it's like you serve with butternut squash and go cheese.
Maybe a hint of honey.
Cair chips.
Care chips.
I only got three.
The only thing more disturbing than Alexis's cassidia toppings was the performance in that round.
It's now nine, six girls, which means the guy.
I didn't do well.
I didn't do well.
I didn't do four in this final round to take it.
Okay.
And prove that the boys are smarter.
All right, Jeffrey, here's your list.
Your time will start now.
You get a mustache from this white liquid when you drink it.
Oh, oh, National Milk Day.
You rub this on your body when it's hot outside so you don't burn.
National Sunton Lotion Day.
It's a different word for it?
National lotion day.
Different word for it?
National tanning day.
No, the word for the thing that goes on your body.
National Sun tan lotion, SPF.
No, it's an easier name.
National lotion Day.
No.
National Sunshine Day.
Protection Day.
Oh, God.
SPF take.
National Sun Protection Factory Day.
National Sunshine Exist Day.
Okay, kale chips.
All right, that was one point.
Final score of 9 to 7, the girls have won today's.
Plenty of 20 sunscreen.
Sunscreens.
Oh, that was putting on without thinking about you now.
The Sun Exist Day.
Yeah.
So the boys are going to be getting shocked together, I presume.
And we're going to be singing the very manly rendition of who let the dogs out.
Who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who, who, who, who let the dogs out?
What good fun.
That was your shot-collar question of the day.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
With summer rapidly approaching, many people and families are looking to go on vacation.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
and when you travel somewhere internationally
depending on what area of the world
maybe you're focused on history
visiting old churches and museums
or maybe you're more adventure seeking
going ziplining and nude parasailing
Oh wow
That's a lot of stuff hanging out up there
But that's not the hot trend right now
Oh what is it?
If you want to go to South Africa or Singapore
or Buenos Aires
The best thing that people are doing
is grocery store tourism.
What?
Oh, that's fascinating.
I love to grow grocery stores in other countries.
Is it like when they come to the U.S.
and go to Trader Joe's?
Yes.
Exactly.
It's a new foody trend
that is called shelf discovery.
Yes.
If you ever visit a restaurant abroad,
they might water down things
for all the tourists
and not give you the full authentic
local experience,
but not at the grocery stores.
That's not an option.
You're definitely getting the real thing.
Like, for example,
there's a few chains.
in South Africa that carry bottles of authentic Perry Perry sauce,
which is made from fiery African bird's-eye chilies blended with garlic and fresh lemon.
We would go to the grocery stores in Portugal when we win,
and they have just shelves open of salted fish.
Like, it's not wrapped or anything, and it is so stinky and it dried out.
It was wild.
You're saying it's easy to shoplift.
It's cool.
Or over in Turkey, you could try their deep purple,
Urfa pepper flakes.
Oh, so we're going spicy everywhere right now,
it sounds like. Yeah, and you'll only get these
in those locations. You'll never find
them over in America. That's pretty cool.
The condiments at the grocery stores are unlike
anything, anywhere else in the world, and the
videos on Instagram get millions
and millions of views
with comments like, this is like
a free museum. And if I'm
not trying local snacks and foods from the
grocery stores, why am I even traveling
there? And it'd be so nice to have a guide
because you go in there and you don't necessarily
know the language or what people like
or what they buy, like for someone to say,
oh, this is it. Yeah, come here and find
this. I would fly somewhere just for the
grocery food. Yeah, so if you have a trip plan this
summer, keep in mind, grocery store
tourism. It's the hot thing
right now. Hey! Laser Stories
is coming up. Next.
Hello, it's like that's all right.
It's the radio segment that's putting the cold
and flu game on its ear with a
brand new mashup. Introducing
Ben and Jerry's extra
strength NyQuil Chunky Monkey.
I would legit eat this.
Lick yourself to sleep and then wake up in a puddle of yum.
Ew, why is it like purple?
Trust me, you're going to feel a lot better after a pint of laser stories.
The second we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,
except we've got a laser.
Those other creamy dreamies just don't.
This first laser story is out of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Oh, beautiful.
46-year-old detective named Michael DiBiasey was at his local police headquarters the other day.
when he walked into the break room and ran into another detective.
And that's when Michael noticed something that no one should ever witness in person.
His coworker was warming up fish in the microwave.
I get it, all right?
Fish and broccoli, nobody wants to smell out.
Immediately he could tell the foul odor was everywhere.
So he yelled at the guy to stop, but he didn't.
And that made Michael furious.
So he did what any rational place.
police detective would do on his lunch break and pulled a gun on the guy.
Okay.
Okay, back away from the fish.
You guys wish.
You guys wish you had that type of power in the break room with me.
Apparently, he was that upset.
So that action alerted other officers in the building,
who all came running in holding their noses, of course.
Oh, yeah.
Nobody else could get their gun because they're picking away down here.
In the end, Michael was arrested for pointing a gun at someone in a police station,
which is a felony in this circumstance.
See, microwave fish wins again.
He was booked and released, and oh yes, he's also been fired.
Other officer will not be charged with a crime for microwaving fish.
Although maybe there should be a law against it.
That had to be sad.
This next laser story is out of Massachusetts.
Last week, someone called the police to report a man in camouflage clothing
was walking around a suburban neighborhood carrying.
a bazooka. Oh my gosh.
Dang. Wow.
Could you see him because he was in camouflage?
Yeah. They were able to
call him. I mean, in Florida, this would have been fine,
but this is Massachusetts, so come on.
Yes, they don't like it there. It does sound pretty
alarming, which is why more than a dozen
cops arrived at the scene within minutes.
And that's when they located the culprit
and found that it wasn't a one-man
militia wanting to blow stuff up.
He was a one-man landscaping
service wanting to blow stuff
around, because the so-called
called bazooka was a leaf blower.
That makes a lot more sense.
Only in Massachusetts are they not getting it.
Maybe we could call it a weapon of mess destruction.
Sorry.
That was funny, Alexis.
I haven't had my third five-hour energy yet, so give me a break.
The cops didn't mind coming out, though.
The department said, you never know.
Everyone's perception can be different.
You're better off calling and reporting something than just ignoring it and having it be something worse.
I mean, in the end, what a relief.
Get it?
Oh, it's a leaf.
That's good.
I didn't get it at first.
Jeff, I blame you for this.
Some people on Facebook disagreed with the police's sentiment.
And one guy started a poll asking the question, be honest.
If it's early and you're trying to get some sleep,
would you rather have a crazed man with a bazooka walking down your street or yet another gardener with a roaring leaf blower?
The bazookas one big boom.
The leaf rovers is going to take at least 30 minutes.
The guy, our neighbor hires, he just blows it all into our yard.
I'm like, what are you doing?
Blow it back.
I don't have a leaf blower or a landscaper.
Time to hire landscaper versus landscaper.
Landscaping wars.
We'll keep you updated.
They're just blowing at each other.
Let's go to your next laser story out of the chatbot chalet.
Fancy.
Dodge Ram trucks unveiled a new shirt design in their online shop this week,
which was called the 2026 Ram Patriotic Unisex.
t-shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Why's it got to be unisex?
That's only for men.
Come on.
Everything's all unisex now.
It was 2995,
released for Fourth of July fun.
But there was one major problem.
What?
The marketing people let AI do all the work.
Okay.
Okay.
So first mistake, this
patriotic shirt had a big American
flag that only had 38 stars
on it.
Even though, as we all know,
there are 50 stars on our actual flat.
You suck.
Everyone wants to bring back the old time,
so maybe they just want to get rid of a couple of states.
Also, and this may be an even bigger screw-up,
it featured a truck with the slogan Rampower,
but the image wasn't actually a RAM.
It was a Toyota Tacoma.
A completely different company.
We've compiled the most popular truck, and it's this one.
So mistakes were made that even a fifth grader would know
if they were designing this shirt.
Oh, no.
And not surprisingly, it has since been removed from the website.
Oh, it sounds like an icon now, though.
Yeah, I think people want it now.
I hope the mistake one.
No word on if AI will help with their next online design.
Darn.
We'll wait and see.
This final laser story is out of hygiene headquarters.
If you're at a Thai restaurant,
you may keep a close eye on the number of peppers on the menu
to be cautious of the spice level for each dish.
Yeah, I mean, you about a three.
Okay.
Now you can do the same thing with Listerine.
Oh, because that stuff gets spicy.
It's like hot in the mouth.
Yeah, you're like, whoa, that was...
Did that 60 second mark?
Just woke me up.
The mouthwash brand is introducing a range of intensities,
so you'll be able to avoid blasting your entire mouth every time you switch.
You know, sometimes you don't know if you just literally got rid of your gums.
Yeah.
And for starters, there's going to be three to pick from, Extra Mild.
Which they say is new and ultra gentle for a softer swish.
Oh, my favorites.
Be perfect.
Just mild, smooth and balanced for an easy, everyday clean.
Ah.
Or intense, bold and powerful for that classic face reddening, blow-your-top volcano experience.
Yeah, I want to feel my teeth sizzle.
Ready to clean your tonsils, too.
You got to do this wearing that shirt, though.
Yeah.
Ram power to the first.
Throats.
Just fits.
I've bought American breath.
Yeah, these three have already hit some stores and are now being rolled out nationwide.
It's unclear if they plan to expand the range, like offering some even spicier options for people who aren't softies like this guy.
Three spicy warnings printed on the outside of his shell right now.
Their caution may attempt slow speed seduction.
Do not feed after flirting.
And last but not least, objects and shell may be.
hornier than they appear.
Look out. That sound means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again.
Same time on Monday.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
We have a new recurring segment on this show. It's very topical and very personal.
Yes, it is.
Because our own technical director, Ashton, who's 110 pounds soaking wet with red hair, just moved back with his folks to save some money.
By the way, if you start adding weights to anybody else on this show,
show I'm going to start to have a problem.
We're only doing it for Ashton
because he's so special to us and he's been recording
audio of his meetings
with his family. So if you want a little
peek behind the curtain of a
supple young man's most triumphant
moment of his entire
life, you have come to the right place.
We're going to play the audio from Ashton's family
right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning and it is time for our new
recurring bi-weekly
try curious segment
Yes.
Ashton's back with his parents.
Yay!
Hit the music.
Guess who's dragging his baggage back to the door?
110 pounds, yeah, he's hitting the floor.
With hair like a brush fire.
Single again, well, what a surprise.
He's hogging the shower, ignoring the cries.
What's he doing in there?
Living rent free, yeah, he's winning the race of occupying our...
Ashton, you king.
You didn't know our late 20s technical director, Ashden.
has moved back into his parents' house,
splitting shaving cream with his dad
and shower time with his aunt.
And I'm not even joking about that.
Yeah, his aunt moved back in, too.
Not shared at the same time,
they have to wait their time.
They have to schedule it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But for the past couple weeks that he's been living there,
he has got permission to record
their occasional family meetings
around the dinner table.
Oh, my God.
We had someone coming on the podcast
that said, Ashton's family gives them field mouse vibe.
It was so perfect.
And the thing is, at this point, they're more like roommate than, I mean, they're still family.
You're always a mom.
Listen, you're always a mom.
The thing is, you know, at this age, I've got to figure out how to live together and get along.
So what was the topic of discussion this time?
Well, now that he's saving money by living at home, Ashton's got more scratch for hot dates.
Hey, let's go, Ashton.
And there's obviously some logistics to work out there.
So let's listen as Ashton throws out a hypothetical scenario.
to his folks.
For some reason, things are going well at chilies or apple bees or wherever I am with them.
Yeah.
Okay.
And I'm like, hey, let's go back to the pad.
I'm not going to say my place because that's incredibly misleading.
Okay, sure.
That's good.
How would you guys want me to do it?
Do it?
I mean, what are we talking about?
If I'm inviting a woman back here, how do you guys feel about that?
Well, I mean, I'm hoping it happens.
God willing, and the creek don't rise.
I mean, yeah.
What about you, Mom?
You seem a little bit more hesitant.
She does seem more hesitant.
I don't know why that is.
Yeah, I'm more hesitant.
I would never do that.
Why are you looking at me?
I know.
Well, because we dated once.
Okay.
You never brought him back to your place?
No.
It was always his.
I had the own house.
Why would, yeah, we'd never do that.
Why would make no sense?
I do remember going over to your aunts
and we had to sleep in separate bedrooms at one time.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay, your mom is a little...
Traditional.
And dad's rooting for you.
Yeah, of course.
Everybody else catches dad accidentally
like humble bragging or humble insulting.
Like, I don't know.
I had my own house when I was your age.
Yeah.
I would never be in the humiliating position.
Oh, I mean, sorry, asking them.
Of course we'd love to have you.
Bring her home, honey.
Bring her home.
Definitely.
I mean, you're definitely learning a lot.
Still clear, though.
Like, what do you do with the lady?
Do you bring her back or do you don't?
I think more can be clear because let's fast forward.
Ashton asked them another great hypothetical question in the dating world about if you got the date already back inside the house.
Uh-huh.
And an uncomfortable situation came up.
Here we go.
Let's go, Jackie.
What are we talking, Ashton?
Let's hear it.
Both of you walk into the kitchen and see me kissing a lady.
Okay.
What do you do?
What happened?
I guess I would just keep to myself, I guess.
Maybe introduce myself.
Okay, so you'd interrupt our make-out session.
No.
Okay, you said kiss, not make-out, okay?
So if you're making out, I am not going to disturb the process.
We're just talking about a kiss.
I would just continue, you know, getting the eggs out of the fridge or whatever I was going to do.
I don't know why that's...
Why is that? Why?
Well, you don't want a big deal it, right?
You're two adults, assuming she's an adult.
We are going to assume that, actually.
Right.
Yeah, you're two adults.
We raised you all enough.
It's not a big deal.
Oh, my God, go.
Yeah, I did not appreciate that at all, dad.
I just want that to be clear.
Your mom sounds like the innocent one, and your dad sounds like the opposite.
I just love the image of Ashton making out with someone in his.
Dad's going to get eggs.
Just scoching around behind us.
Don't move a little, please, like you.
Don't mind me. I'm just going to make an omulet.
You guys, keep going at it.
And I do love that they all sound the same.
And Ashton would continue.
He would.
Just continue the make-out.
Don't worry about my dad.
Bottom of what, it's not a big deal.
Maybe third base by the microwave.
Yeah.
Then they might step in.
But at this point, you're good.
Yeah.
And you can't cook in that kitchen.
All your mom will do is introduce herself.
Yeah.
Or just stand and watch.
It sounded like at first.
I wouldn't just stand.
She doesn't want a big deal it.
Yeah, exactly.
Big deal it.
You're just joining us.
We're doing a special segment following our technical director Ashton on his journey
to live back home with his parents in his late 20s.
So we're playing audio from their weekly family rundowns.
And the best part of the segment is that Ashton is willing to take these questions farther.
Yeah.
Without being asked, probably.
Ashton has a different scenario that he's a little bit concerned about.
Oh, okay.
So hypothetically, if things go well, is she allowed to make?
move in. Well, I would say yes. Okay, hold on just to me. Yeah, for the most part. Yeah. You can't just say
that. No, no, he, he posed the question. She might turn out to be psycho. First of all,
he's not going to be dating a psycho, first of all. Second of all, he posed a question of further in the
relationship. How did you phrase it? You said, uh, if things go well, she's a lot of moving. Yeah, how far into the
relationship are we? I don't know, what we talk a couple weeks? What? Yeah. Yeah.
No way.
Moving in in a couple weeks.
How long is long enough?
A year.
Now, I would say six months.
Really?
Why?
A year seems too long.
Two weeks seems too few.
We're splitting the difference.
I'm going to go six months.
How long did you guys date before you moved in with each other?
Oh, yeah.
You're going to have to ask her.
I don't.
15 months.
That's not true.
They checked up after 48 hours.
Yeah.
I mean, honestly, your mom was probably like,
we're not doing this separate bedroom at the aunt's house anymore.
You had his own house.
She probably just moved in.
Once the girl sees his dad making those eggs, though,
she's going to want to move in right away.
So you better be careful.
That was the thing that he kept constantly saying.
He's like, look, all I'm saying is,
just let me know how many eggs I need to cook in the morning.
Oh, that's a good guy.
They're so cute.
That was another edition of Ashton's back home with his parents.
I'm sorry.
I hope you never leave.
No, neither forever.
Text in 75.992 if you want to hear more
or if you've had enough.
No way.
And no, Ashton's parents are not allowed to text in.
I'm texting right now.
Let us know.
Phone tabs coming up right after this.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Time for your prank phone call.
And for the last two years, a guy in our city has been running a successful food truck.
We're talking five-star reviews, lots of return customers.
Things are going really well.
except for one tiny headache.
He recently complained to his wife,
the city is making things tougher on him.
Oh, yeah, that kind of makes sense.
Whether they're jacking up fees
or different types of rules and permits,
whatever it may be,
I think it's time that he gets a call
from the FEU.
What's that?
That's the made-up government agency,
the food enforcement unit.
And it's happening in your phone tap right now.
Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
Hello?
Hello, sir.
Am I speaking to Jared Waxon?
Yes, who's this?
Names Officer Doddy Higgins from the city food code enforcement unit.
Food code enforcement?
That's right.
F-EU.
Whoa, F-me?
No, sir.
F-E-U.
Food enforcement unit.
I thought you said something else, but what is this regarding?
Look, I can see.
if you could listen
from your previous actions
with your food truck
that you could give two craps
about how your food affects
this city's population
what
oh we have you clocked
because last week
when you were at RR.A.
Okay.
Turns out your food truck
was parked five inches off the curb.
Huh?
What the hell does that have to do
with anything?
You and I both know
you're supposed to be 8 to 10.
I'm sorry, I'm not out there
with a table.
measure. So I'm sorry, but I just need to know how does that affect anything that the food enforcement
code people needs to know about. Wow. It affects everything. Thank you very much because the smell of
your garlic fries wafted in the park and created a public nuisance. A public nuisance. That's right. We got a
complaint from a 73-year-old woman who said she couldn't sit on her favorite bench because of the
smell. This is ridiculous. It's a food truck. It's going to smell like food.
Oh, okay, tough guy.
Okay, so public well-being is ridiculous to you now, huh?
No, no, it's just, I don't know why you laughing.
It's just so nifty.
I mean, if you wanted me to move my truck, then fine.
You know what?
You listen to me, because we're beyond that, sir.
We are well beyond that.
The next time we see your truck out and about, you are subject to potential impound.
You know what?
You know what?
What I swear.
Once this city hired this new mayor,
Everything went to hell.
And now you're calling me about moving my truck three f***ing inches.
How can you even imagine three f***ing inches from that far away?
I knew you'd be one to blame somebody else.
But, sir, it is eight to ten inches.
We've gone over this.
Whatever.
Whatever.
At this point, I might as well shut the whole damn thing down.
Let's not go there.
Let's not get crazy.
I'm going there.
What's the point if it's city regulations are this strict?
Wow.
Let's all take a deep breath because,
Maybe I can find some wiggle room for you.
What does that supposed to mean wiggle room?
I'm just saying rumor is on Reddit that you make a mean crispy chicken sandwich, if you know what I mean.
So what?
So what?
You can't see me winking.
I'm winking right now.
Mean crispy chicken sandwich.
Wink.
So the fuck what?
What is the wink it's supposed to mean?
You want me to stop serving that to?
Okay.
You're not getting it.
Actually just the opposite.
Maybe you let Officer Dottie over here.
sample it for free, huh? And then we pretend this conversation never happened?
Excuse me? That's right. I'll rip up that garlic fry satation faster than you can blink, okay? And the parking ticket, too.
Shoot, we'll even pop some handcuffs on that old windbag that complained about you and we'll just be on our way.
Wow. No harm, no foul. Am I right? Okay, so now you want me to food bribe you.
Oh, sir, we're not using those type of words, aren't we? I mean, what is?
it then? What else is it? I think it's
absolutely nothing because remember
this call never happened.
Unbelievable. You know what? I'm going to report
you. What was your name again? You're going
reported. No, sir, you've been
reported. Well, no, I'm, no.
I'm reporting you now. That's not how
this works. You can't be reported
and then you report me and then I report you again.
That just doesn't make any sense.
Watch. Watch how it goes. I'm going to make it make sense.
I don't think you're listening, okay? As long
as we can just schedule a delivery of two to
three of those babies once a week at no
charged to me.
Oh, my God.
I'm not even looking in your direction.
I hope this call is recorded.
You aren't sorting me out of my food.
You know what?
You got something right, finally, sir,
because this call is definitely being recorded.
Good.
It needs to be recorded.
Yeah, it's being recorded for the radio station
because this is actually Brooke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
doing a phone tap on you.
No.
Your wife, Evie, set you up for a prank phone call.
She says she listens.
This is a prank.
She wanted to make you laugh because running a.
A food truck is not easy business.
Oh, I can't believe.
I'm so happy I can laugh about this now because that was about to ruin my whole day.
The F-E-U is not messing around.
Yeah, yeah, F-U-Def-E-Def-E.
You're for real.
Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Here at the station, we have a shared single bathroom that only on-air talent can
use. Yeah. Yeah, I just walked in there and noticed someone forgot something inside.
Oh, wait a minute. Something pretty awkward. Yeah, I think I posted about this. Let's just be honest,
who here is missing their box of nice and easy natural blonde root touch-up hair dye?
Alexis. Looking at Alexis. This is natural. Just like the box says.
Looks all natural. Look, no need to be a.
ashamed. In fact, one of our listeners
completely understands because
he accidentally left something inside his
car that his date was never
supposed to see.
It can't be as embarrassing as Alexis's
situation. You've got your hair.
It could be yours.
Whatever. His quick
thinking explanation was going to save him,
but now he's not so sure
because she's not calling him back.
You're going to find out what it was in your brand
new second date update. Next.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Second date update.
We've brought up this question on the show before.
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Is it appropriate on a first date for a guy to bring flowers?
I'm guessing if we've asked it before, we never got an answer.
It was a little bit in the air.
We weren't really sure.
Like if the guy wants to do that,
can it just happen randomly unannounced?
Should they have discussed the idea of flowers ahead of time?
That's weird.
If she's less than a six, are flowers even needed?
Ouch.
Those aren't my words.
Those are from Jose's Twitter poll.
Oh, wow.
I don't have a Twitter, but that's cool.
Well, if you have a poll on there at least.
But I only ask because our listener, Jacob, had a flower dilemma come up during his date.
He wasn't quite sure how to handle it.
But let's talk to him about it.
Jacob, thank you for being here first of all.
We'll get to how flowers played into your date in a second.
But according to your email, it says you're newly single and back on the dating apps.
Yeah, recently single.
and I'm trying to go out on a lot of dates.
I hope that doesn't sound like callous or whatever, but...
No, you're playing the numbers game.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Casting a wide net.
But, like, apparently on the apps,
people are just, like, ghosting more than ever,
which is really annoying.
And I'm, like, talking, like,
even if you choose a time and a place,
they'll just not show.
Oh.
I just can't imagine being so disrespectful.
Like, standing someone up.
I mean, it's happened to a lot of guys,
at least what we've heard,
a lot of dudes come on the show
and are saying that this is more,
more and more frequent.
Yeah, I would assume both sex is doing it.
Just common courtesy, it shouldn't happen.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Yeah, we're with you.
Unless you did something horrible, so go on.
Yeah, then you deserve it.
Keep going.
He said a junk pick from the bathroom.
Yeah, I hope he'd been joking.
Yeah.
Then we're on her side.
Sorry, go ahead. What's going on?
So, that happened
to me two days before
I met Rochelle,
who I'm calling about,
Okay.
So why are you telling us about the ghosting two days before when it wasn't a Rochelle that did it?
That will come into play.
Rochelle and I, we met on the apps, and she's super cute, and we decided to meet up at an outdoor mall.
And she did show up.
Oh, we'll get you.
Oh, wow.
We'll hold back on that junk pick.
How was it with you and Rochelle?
It was good.
We walked around.
We did some window.
I mean, we did more like window shopping.
Yeah.
I didn't, we were going to grab up IT, but before we did, I realized that I left my cell phone in my car.
Okay.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, how did you not realize before?
Jose just had a panic.
I did take five steps without it.
So what?
Why is that important?
Well, I was like, do you mind if we go and grab it?
And she's like, yeah, sure.
Okay.
That'd be wild if she said no.
Yeah, it's like, you're trying to lure me into.
the parking lot.
And so I open up the passenger
door and she
sees that there's a bouquet of flowers
on the seats.
Oh, that was your surprise.
This is where the flowers come in.
Wait. Wait. Why are they in the car? He didn't say that.
What were the flowers from?
They were
for that girl that goes to me two days before.
Oh, you had
those flowers. So they're like those
sad wilted flowers.
Oh, in the hot car flowers.
So she sees those.
Yes, they were not in the best shape.
Oh, God.
It weren't completely, like, horrific, but it wasn't good.
Yeah, it was obvious.
At least they were in the car so you could blame it.
Like, wow, it was really hot in here.
Yeah.
Wait, did you try to gift them to her at that point?
Well, I didn't try.
She just kind of took it upon herself.
She saw them.
And she says, oh, my gosh, you're so sweet.
And, you know, as soon as she had that reaction,
And I'm like, yes, I am sweet.
Aren't I?
You're not going to stop her down and be like, let me explain.
These were for another woman.
Dude.
I mean, you probably were excited then, right?
Like, because she's excited?
Absolutely.
I mean, look, I'm not going to lie.
It wasn't my proudest moment, but she was excited about it.
I was like, awesome.
Take the credit.
Yeah.
But we're walking around the mall at this point with these wilted flowers.
And people are looking at it's like, what's going on with these two?
Yeah, they're like, tell us where you got those because we do not want to shop.
That flower shot.
Boyfriend of the year over here.
My God.
But overall, she was really cool.
And she said she really appreciated the flowers.
She gave me a kiss.
Whoa.
On the lips?
Yeah.
I mean, it wasn't like, you know.
Wasn't a makeout.
Yeah, I was a neckin.
I haven't heard that.
1960s are back in the chat.
Did you give her a hickey?
No, I didn't give her, I didn't give her my letter jacket either.
Okay.
But you kiss, that's nice.
at the end of the day, that's a pretty good sign that
things went well. You guys say that,
but I feel like it. You would kiss
people even if things didn't go well. Is that what you're
saying, Alexis? Yes. Yes.
You have gone to third base with him, even with
the weird Wilter flowers. I'm married a guy
for two weeks. I'm not
and tell him that I don't like them. Maybe it's
not as good as we all thought it was then. Sorry.
I think it sounds sweet. Okay.
So what's happened since the outdoor mall
date? Well,
nothing. I mean, look, I
I told her when we said her goodbyes after the kiss,
texting me when you get home.
She got home.
She texted me.
She thanked me.
And all signs seemed like things were going great.
So wait, have you asked her out again?
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
But I haven't heard from her.
Oh.
That's really weird.
She sounds like a catch.
Yeah, it really does.
I'm just saying maybe she has other dates and something else.
Oh, that's possible.
We'll find out when we come back and try and get you your second date update.
with Rochelle, the wilted flower girl,
right after this. Hold on.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Second date update.
Running a little bit late here,
so just to quickly recap,
our listener Jacob was ghosted by a woman
two days before his date
with a new lady named Rochelle.
And when he forgot his phone in the car,
they both went to go grab it,
opened the passenger door,
and there on the front seat were some flowers.
Not meant for Rochelle,
but for the girl.
girl who no-showed on him two days prior.
Yeah.
So they walked around the outdoor mall afterwards with some dead flowers in tow.
Almost dead, he said.
Not all the way.
Rochelle didn't know the difference.
She thought it was for her.
Yeah.
She grabbed him.
She did.
She saw him and was like, oh, my God, right?
Isn't that right?
Yeah, yeah.
She'd be super excited about it, yeah.
Maybe she's deathly allergic to this particular type of flower,
and the reaction didn't happen until after the date.
I didn't think that.
It's tragic.
Trust me, I think of all the most worst-case scenarios that could possibly happen.
So we got you covered, Jacob.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
Jeffrey's anxiety is doing the work for you.
Yeah, but let's just call Rochelle and see if she picks up.
Hopefully she has some answers for us.
Thank you.
Here we go.
I'm going to dial it right now.
Hey, is this Rochelle?
Yes.
We're happy to hear that you're alive and well,
and we need to inform you you're on a radio show right now
called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Yes.
Hi, good morning.
Welcome to the show, Rochelle.
Hi.
Hey.
What's this about?
We're working.
Yes, we are working specifically on a segment called the Second Date Update.
Have you heard one of those before?
Okay.
I think so
Yeah
So this is kind of fun
You get to be a part of one
Because one of our listeners
Wanted us to reach out to you
To try and figure out why
After going out one time
You haven't met up for a second time
Okay
And when he told us the story
Honestly I don't know why either
Like you guys sound like it was a great time
Yeah
The connection seemed there with a guy named Jacob
Oh
I don't know if I should talk about that
That's kind of weird
What?
Really?
Jacob that you went to the mall with?
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
He recapped the date for us.
That's how this segment works.
We hear about it.
And then we call to try and figure out
if there's a reason why you're not calling him back.
Oh.
Did he mess up on the date or afterwards?
How did he mess up on it?
Yeah, we're assuming he did.
Maybe he didn't.
And it's something going on.
on in your life that's totally separate, but he's just completely in the dark.
It's so weird, you guys. I don't know if I should talk about this.
Oh, God. That makes me want you to tell us so much more. I can't even tell you.
It's just one date that you went on. Like, you can't hurt his feelings.
Okay. Um. Oh, yes. Okay.
So, like, the date itself was, like, really good. Like, we had a nice time. He was a gentleman.
He was really nice.
Okay.
But, like, after the date, I went out with my family for dinner.
And my love life came up.
Always does with family.
Yeah, if you're single, they want to know.
Are you married yet?
Exactly.
So they were asking me how the date went and asked to see a picture.
So I showed them this photo from the app, and my aunt starts laughing.
And I was like, what?
And she goes, I know him.
What?
Your aunt knows Jacob?
Yes.
They went out a little over a year ago.
Oh.
Oh my God.
I wanted this to be like he's a barista at my favorite coffee shop situation.
I would have loved that, but it's not.
Wait, went out, like went out one time or they dated?
No, like they went out like a handful of times, like four or five times.
And he ended up like ending things with her because he should have.
dating someone else, like, I guess, a little bit seriously.
Oh, he said that he was back on the app.
Oh, yeah, because he just got out of her relationship.
I bet he has no idea.
I would be mortified if I was cooinged out with someone's niece or nephew.
He's got a type.
Yeah, yeah.
The aunt was first.
Yeah, you're right.
So that's the reason there's nothing that he did to, like, mess it up.
He dated the aunt.
Well, no, I mean, yes, that's history, though.
You've got to be worried your aunts in the same dating pool as you.
Your aunt liked him enough to go out with him four or five times.
That must mean she felt pretty strongly about him.
Yeah, that's why it's really weird.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
Well, okay, I hear what you're saying, and I understand the feelings are a little bit mixed.
But why don't you wait till making a final decision until you talk to Jacob directly?
Because he is on the other line of this call listening right now.
Probably in shock.
Honestly.
Actually, I'm really curious.
Jacob, are you there?
I am here.
Oh, my God.
I was not prepared for this.
Let's hear your voice again.
I got to, okay, who's your aunt?
Oh.
Oh, no.
I can't even think of it.
Okay.
Well, she's my aunt Kathy.
Kathy is her name.
Oh, my God, you're Kathy's niece?
Oh, my God, yeah.
You talked about you?
You talked about her?
Oh.
I guess.
Oh, wow.
Is Kathy, like, way younger than your mom or dad?
Yeah, that's what I'm hoping.
She's in her, like, very early 40s.
Like, she just turned 41.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm in late 20, so.
Okay.
That's not like a crazy gap.
This is wild because, I mean, now I can totally see the resemblance.
Yeah.
Oh, that's not.
That's not fixing it, Jay.
I mean, but that's why you're not calling me because I dated your aunt for a bit?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Jacob.
It was one date, maybe, but four or five, we all know what happened.
Yeah.
At least your aunt didn't say anything bad about him.
Yeah.
Or did she?
I mean, she said really nice things about them.
It's just, like, spray this out in your head.
If we were to continue, then you're going to see her at family function.
Like, that's so bizarre that she would be having to hang out with someone you made out with.
Brooke goes to her family reunions and they go just fine.
Yeah. No, I mean, Michelle, it's just they're adults.
Like, who cares who you made out with?
Making out is better than what I thought it was going to be honest.
Yeah, that's not.
Yeah, it's just making out.
I mean, we did a little bit more than that.
Okay.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
Dang, every time we set you up.
Like, look.
Kathy is a classy lady, all right?
She wouldn't bring anything up.
I know, but I know now.
And it's weird.
Yeah.
Well, not just you guys, the whole family that was at that dinner knows.
Yeah, and imagine a family dinner now.
Like a year.
Aunt Kathy's the cool aunt, right?
Yeah.
She's dating the same type of guys that you're dating.
She's the one that's like...
Yeah.
If it doesn't happen with Jacob, it's going to happen with the next dude you date.
Who hasn't got Aunt Kathy been with?
There's no chance of Aunt Kathy hitting on him at this point
because she's already been there.
That's a point.
No competition.
Look, listen, Kathy.
I mean, I'm sorry.
Oh, God.
Sound the same.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That came out obviously very wrong.
There's a lot of emotions happening right now.
Look, yes, that happened.
And it was a thing.
But honestly, I want to go out with you.
You know, I thought we had a really great time.
And obviously, that's why we're here on this show.
And yeah, I'm just brilliant.
for sure.
Oh.
Thank you.
That's so nice.
And you are really nice.
And I'm going to keep going with this momentum that you're saying right now.
Don't let the energy shift, Jeff.
I'm not going into this call, did I think we were the type of show that would try to set up a woman with their aunt's ex-boyfriend?
Yes.
Yeah, for sure.
I'm going in.
But now I'm full force going for it.
We would love to send you on another date, Rochelle, with Jacob.
And if you say, yes, we would pay.
for it. I mean, you obviously like him. You had a great time. How often do you meet a guy like that on the
apps that not only shows up, but shows up in a way that makes you feel good? And brings you flowers.
Oh, we can talk about the flowers. That's super nice. My aunt even said that he was always a gentleman.
But unfortunately, I just don't think I can get past the weirdness. But my aunt Kathy is still
single if you want to give her a call.
Go back to coffee. Wait, what?
You did have a lot of great things to say about Kathy.
So Jacob, it sounds like it's a no from Rochelle, but...
Rochelle, if it's absolutely positively 100% no, then, yeah, having Kathy call me.
Yay!
Oh, okay.
That was not romantic.
No.
I feel love happening.
If everybody else says no, then sure.
I'll pick up...
Whatever name.
That's the best Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning can get you.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
Okay, let's just admit
Was that a huge mistake
That he accidentally called her by her
Aunt's name during the call?
I mean, yes.
Yeah, for sure.
Boys just probably sound the same
He didn't realize.
No, we said Aunt Kathy how many times
Because it's just kind of a fun name to say.
Totally.
Like, who doesn't have an Aunt Kathy?
You mistake names all the time.
Right.
You make it better.
Let her enjoy the name while she remembers it.
Yeah.
And at least it wasn't during intimate time.
Oh, yes.
Oh, my gosh.
The silver lining.
And I'm not talking about Aunt Kathy's hair either.
I'm just saying, she's at her early 40s, Jeff.
Geez.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, that's when the hair starts.
So I know how it works.
I'm just saying it could have been worse,
which we're adopting as the new slogan of our morning show.
Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning could have been way worse.
I feel like it's false advertising.
I don't know if it does get worse than some of the things that have been here.
To find out how much worse it can.
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Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
I'm not afraid to admit this, but the rumors are true.
Oh.
You may have seen the reports online that I stormed out of a community theater production of cats.
Oh, uh-oh.
Well, yes, I did.
Oh, yeah.
Are you going to tell us why?
I don't care if it was all 12-year-olds either.
I don't feel bad.
Any true performer wants you to angrily storm out if you're not fully satisfied with the performance.
Really?
I don't know why I thought you were in the performance.
No, I was watching.
I see.
I wasn't good enough and I had to leave you.
It was an insult.
It was.
And you know what?
I hope that you would do the same to me.
I want everyone in this room to march out of this studio.
I'm done.
That's awesome.
See you.
I didn't even get to my song of the week yet.
I love you.
Jeff, I'm staying.
All right.
Well, I guess I'm going to perform it to an empty room.
I want to hear the song.
And I'm glad for it.
Finally, people will respect what I'm doing with my brand new song of the week coming up.
Right after this.
Wow.
What a fantastic, exhilarating special moment that we've reached.
What is it?
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
For some, it may have already happened.
For others, it's going to go on next weekend.
You're going to graduate.
Amazing. You completed four full years.
Or maybe five if you struggled, no judgment over here.
But bottom line, you got through the curriculum.
Congratulations.
You did it.
And now you're finally ready to leave the past behind and take that airport moving sidewalk to your next destination.
The future.
Wow.
And you know, for my song, sure, I could have focused on how
bleak the current job market is
and how the unemployment rate
is skyrocketing even as we speak.
By the way, HR
has requested to see me after I sing this song
so hopefully everything's
a-okay. Is it with someone else in the room?
Just me is what they said,
but shirts just to give me compliments.
But before we even go there,
there's something even more worrisome
that's looming.
What's that? The large,
shadowy object that is standing
in your way between
now in your freedom.
What is it?
Attending the actual graduation ceremony.
Oh, man, that is a chore.
Dude, and staying awake.
I know.
It's like a whole shift.
Get ready to forfeit hours of your life
that you will never get back.
It's worse than your final.
The worst thing that's going to happen
in the last four years.
How could they make those things more dull?
Seriously.
They should have like rock concerts
or stand-of-comedians or
Maybe your song will be the next thing that needs to come to the stage.
I would do it, depending on how this meeting with HR goes, it might be my only choice.
So that's why I thought it is important, not necessarily to think about the students and the long-term future for these graduates,
but the short-term future at their upcoming commencement ceremonies.
And what a joy it is to sit there waiting and waiting and waiting forever to leave.
That's why instead of singing in the old school hit by the next year,
Max, my Sharona.
Oh, my God.
I was like more than NAC.
What?
Growing it way back.
I thought he said about the Nix, like the basketball.
So the last time when the jog market was healthy,
instead of singing, my Shirona, it's young Jeffries, my diploma.
Oh, okay.
It'll work.
Will you get it?
Who knows?
Yeah.
You will.
Here we go.
I'll point when I'm ready.
Points.
Good afternoon.
Faculty, parents, and the remaining members of the class of 2020.
We ask that you please remain seated in your bleacher seats for the next five to possibly seven hours.
Thank you.
Sitting in the stadium, waiting on, wondering when I'm gonna get my diploma.
Stewing in the summer sun, we sweat a ton, polyester gown, it feels like a sauna to the podium.
Speakers come, super boring, they ramble on and on.
about to bomb when they mention a I, I, I, I, why, why?
Boom! Where's my, my diploma?
Okay, I struck a cori!
Take the freaking photo op, dad, hurry up, posing in the heat till I die, come on a half an hour listening to the dean,
butchering our names like a crime syndrome.
Calling students up, one by one, as the president begs the crowd to not, cheer a tongue,
Because it takes up more tight, aye, aye, y, wow!
How could the line move slower?
Just give me my diploma.
Our next graduate is, uh, Jay, oh, Jackson, Smith.
No regretting my degree, financially, stuck in debt till I'm 16.
Nine or older, toss my cap and I'll be free.
temporarily move back with my parents outside Pomona never get a job make enough to afford to pay rent the only house that I got is in monopoly buy bye bye buy it
sidewalk the Baltic avenue is mine mine mine cheap time
waiting for my diploma long as a flight lay over well what's that biting odor
My cap and gown aroma.
My college time is over.
My party life's no more.
My nine to five's a horror.
Resumet lies I got a.
A diploma.
Congratulations and condolences to the class of 2026.
They're family and friends that go watch their graduation.
Everybody, yeah.
I do not remember that song.
It is fun.
And don't worry.
You're going to be fine out there.
there's going to be a job for you.
Yeah.
I'm sure it's not going to be as bleak as everybody predicts it's for sure going to be.
And once you get that job, man, is it fun?
Oh, yeah.
We're so happy.
Yeah.
We're happy for you.
Congrats again.
It's all the graduates, seriously, of class 2026.
Big accomplishment.
That's your song of the week.
Good luck.
Find it up on our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Go share it with anybody else who's graduating this year or in the near few.
A kindergarten graduation would be hopping to that.
That was awesome.
My diploma.
It's your song in the week.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Win,
We've got a new player joining us today.
A stay-at-home mom and longtime listener named Ginny,
who listens with her daughter, Chaos.
Which, fun fact, that was Brooke's second name choice for her daughter, Nora.
Okay.
And Ginny, she absolutely regrets going with Nora, just so you.
know? You came out with a better name.
Is it one of those things when you name
your daughter, Chaos? It's like when you name your daughter Grace.
Like, the Grace would be really clumsy.
The chaos is going to be
opposite.
Yeah. Put together.
Is her name anything like her personality?
She's relatively chill, but
yeah, we call her the most wonderful
chaos that can happen.
Oh, that's kind of cute.
Do you spell it with a K or like the traditional
chaos spelling? It's with a K.
Yeah, that's an important distinction around here.
Now she looks like a Kardashian.
Yeah, absolutely.
That's awesome.
So you and chaos, listen, do you think you have a shot at beating Brooke?
You know, it's so 50-50.
Oh, it depends.
All right.
Well, she feels pretty balanced.
Yeah, a little chaotic, a little bit balanced.
Yeah.
It just fits your life perfectly.
We're going to send Brooke out of the studio so we can get to it.
You've got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win.
Are you ready?
All right.
Let's do it.
Good luck.
Your time starts now.
Today is National Donut Day.
What East Coast City has the most donut.
shops per person, New York or Boston?
Boston.
In the 1820s, what famous American folk hero was a real-life Tennessee congressman?
Pass.
In which decade did the book series, Where's Waldo debut?
60s, 70s or 80s?
60s.
What branch of science studies fossils?
Archaeology.
How many sides does a hexagon have?
10.
What popular online chatbot was created by the company OpenAI?
Half. I just remember the one
to answer to the last one.
Just get over it.
Texagon does not have ten.
Sometimes it takes a few seconds before you realize
what you said was wrong. Yeah.
But that's all right. Ginny. Brook is back in the studio now, and it says on my screener
that you like to homemake, and your latest experiment is you made some Mexican sweet bread?
Yes, Panduze.
I love Panduze. Me and my dad discovered at the wall.
They sell it in the bakery.
Okay, well, you and your dad are lazy because Jenny actually makes it herself.
I put a sand dollar on one of them.
You what?
What did you say?
I cut a sand dollar into the candy.
A real sand dollar?
You bake it in there?
No, no, no, no.
I cut the design of a sand dollar into the white candy.
Oh, that is an important classification.
Yes, it is.
I was imagining a really hard bite.
Just going on.
Chaos is in every aspect of her life.
There we go.
Now we did it.
the culinary parts. Great work, Jenny.
Now it is Brooks' turn. Brooke, you ready?
Yes. Your time starts now. Today is National
Donut Day. What East Coast
City has the most donut shops per
person, New York or Boston?
Boston. In the 1820s, what
famous American folk hero
was a real-life Tennessee congressman?
Oh, my God.
Tom
Huckleberry Finn. In which
decade did the book series Where's Waldo
debut, 60s, 70s, or
80s? 80s. What branch of
Science studies fossils.
Archaeology.
How many sides does a hexagon have?
Six.
That's it.
Answers are in, and it's time to go to the scoreboard to see how we both did with our own, Jose.
Cocamele!
Bellanos.
Ginny, you got one correct today.
Well, okay.
It's just exceptions.
But you had some good recommendations for us on your baking recipes.
Yeah, you did.
Brooke, you got three.
We go, Brooke.
Oh, so graceful in defeat.
Well done, Jenny.
Let's go over the answers.
It's National Donut Day.
The East Coast City with the most donut shops per person was, obviously, Boston.
One donut shop for every 2,480 people.
Not enough, says Boston.
They live on those things.
In the 1820s, the American Folk Hero, who was a real-life Tennessee congressman.
That was Davy Crockett.
I should have known that.
The Where's Waldo Book Series initially debuted in the 1980s.
actually in the United Kingdom
before it came over here.
Waldo, actually, yeah.
That's pretty UK sounding name.
I guess it is.
Where was Waldo, isn't it?
The branch of science
of studies fossils would be paleontology.
Fossil specifically.
Archaeology, I think,
also refers to, like,
buildings and humans and things like that.
And a hexagon has six sides.
The popular online chatbot
created by OpenAI is called
ChatGPT.
He almost said that.
Oh, you should have.
with your instincts, Jenny.
Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to beat Brooke,
but just for playing,
you're getting a pair of tickets to see comedian
David Spade perform at Snoqualmie Casino
Saturday, August 15.
Cool.
I have a feeling you're going to laugh a lot.
Okay.
How is chaos going to take your defeat?
I think she'll just be more excited
to hear her name on the radio
that I got on here.
And I do want to mention that she loves Alexis.
She thinks she is so funny.
Alexis, her name could be.
for sure.
Well, come back and play again soon.
Jenny, we had a great time.
We're going to do Winbrooks' bucks.
Same time on Monday.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
