Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Dating Studs Parody, Funny Teacher Confessions + Wrong Way Cruise (5/1/26)

Episode Date: May 3, 2026

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Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey. We've got a great fun hour plan for you. Oh, my gosh. Jeff's song. Yeah. Don't you think he nailed it this week? He did. And, guys, he hit a note that you have to go listen to.

The high, the knee note. If you've ever been frustrated in the dating world, Jeff's got your back. It's very tongue-in-cheek and you're just going to love it. I just know it. Yes. And then we're going to go over. We got new lasers. We've got teachers sharing stupid things students have said.

Yeah. There it is. I almost said it. stupidly. So thank you, Alexis. But before we get to everything, what are the comments? Yeah. Well, when you guys comment back on old episodes, you're binging, we see them because they still show up. And one from 2020, Corey Curry said, I don't know what we were talking about, Brooke, but they said, how is Brooke going to say that when you're in a bath, you're sitting in a pool of drinkable water? Your booty is in it. Well, it is potable when it comes out of the faucet. I'm just saying.

Don't double down. All right. Same thought a few years later. Let's get to the brand new full hour right now. Oh, man, there's a four-letter word I want to say on the radio right now so bad. What is it? Let's do it. I'm going to do it. Okay.

It's hero. Oh. Because it's time to recognize our hero of the week. Okay. I mean, it would have been exciting if you would have started that now. It was kind of a disappointment. Yeah. Yeah, you're hoping for a different word there.

But it is time for our hero the week. And today's hero is a 19-year-old girl. in Scotland who says her life has been an absolute living hell for the past few years and it's all thanks to her stupid name which just happens to be Taylor Swift

Oh no She was actually born Taylor Swift And now wherever she goes No matter who she meets everybody thinks it's some sort of weird Joker scam Oh that she's crazy like wow you changed your name you know

I mean, that is hard. Listen to how bad it is for her. Taxi drivers, bar bouncers, even the officials at the airport don't believe it's her real ID. They think she's pranking. Dude, honestly, like, she probably gets, like, reservations canceled and stuff like that. I was going to say, obviously, she probably gets the best reservations anywhere she goes. No one would believe that Taylor Swift would use her. No one buys it.

She has to carry her passport everywhere to prove that she's not just pretending to be the singer. She also struggles to find work because employers see the name Taylor Swift on her resume and instantly think it's a fake application. She's even been banned from using her own name on social media. She tried to put it in Facebook and they came

back with a cease and desist saying you're trying to copy Taylor Swift. Can you imagine if her parents had the wherewithal to have purchased taylorSwift.com when she was born? She would have been set for life. For sure. No, they didn't think.

about that. The funny thing is, even after she sent her birth documents to Facebook, they still wouldn't allow her to use Taylor Swift because she said they're still imitating a celebrity. But she gets on Facebook in her first post, it's like in a relationship with Travis Kelsey. No, it's not the real. I swear to another guy named Travis. I mean, maybe she shouldn't use a profile pick of her playing a guitar, just an idea. Could you imagine how hard it must be for her on the dating apps if you see a profile that says Taylor Swift? Yeah, you're only getting the real dummies. I'm going to swipe right on you. Plus some guys like, I don't even look like her.

Yeah. But despite all the problems her name causes, Scottish Taylor Swift says she still loves it. And she's actually a fan of the real Taylor Swift. Okay. And her dream is to go to one of Taylor's concerts with a sign that says, we have the same name. Oh, that's great.

Not quite clever sign, but sure. Very literal. Yeah. This is why Scottish Taylor Swift is our hero of the week. Oh, right. Just imagine how miserable. Scottish digital Jake must feel knowing he'll never compare to the real digital Jake that we have in the studio. I'll never compare to the real digital Jake.

Show him why no one matches up to you, Jake. Well, it's time to polish up your metallic bras, fuel up your invisible jets, because we're taken to the skies to celebrate Wonder Woman's birthday. Oh, hey! Well, I mean, technically it's not Wonder Woman's birthday, but still close enough! Okay! And to celebrate, we're going to test your knowledge of the famous heroine with a special true or false Wonder Woman edition of Belanti of 20.

Okay. So I'll tell you some interesting and little-known facts about the Amazonian demigodess, whose thighs could crush a Ford Pinto. And you just have to tell me if they're true or if I just made them up. Same girl on that thigh thing. Let's start with the lady who thought the DC in DC comics to do. for Diet Coke, that's Alexis. Alexis, your question. Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet was actually an accident.

She once tried to clean her regular jet with a powerful cleaning solution, but it turned invisible instead of getting shiny. Is that a real Wonder Woman factor? Did I just make that up? Is that a big part of the movie? I don't know. Yeah, I'm like...

I feel her. It's like when you wash a wool sweater and you accidentally dry it, or it's really small. Or if you had something white and accidentally turned red, and it's like, good. Even superheroes make mistakes sometimes. Sure.

They're so human. I don't know though. I think it's fake, Jake. Alexis says that's made up. That is. That's made up. Good eye, Alexis. Let's move over to Jose.

All right. Your fact. Wonder Woman's first comic book came out in the 1940s, but her popularity rose sky high in the 60s when in one edition she defeats an entire army of supervillains by challenging them to a game of Twister.

Is that a real Wonder Woman fact? Did I make that up? That is so funny. I already thought this was fake when you said she became popular in the 60s. I was like, well, still probably wouldn't have happened. No. No matter what. I would definitely watch that movie, though, of like an epic game of Twister.

She was popular in the 60s. No, I know. In the 70s. I'm just going to say that's false. Jose said that's made up. That is... That is made up. We're two for two.

We're over to Brooke. Okay. Brooke, in the 1970s, Marvel released a full Wonder Woman cookbook that included recipes for Golden Lassow lasagna and Justice League Jello. Is that a real Wonder Woman fact? Did I make that up? Oh, man. It's so bad to put Wonder Woman in the kitchen to me.

Why? What's wrong with people cooking? Yeah, where's the Batman cookbook? I'm sure. He has a butler right now. I'm going to say that's true, unfortunately. Brooks said that's a real fact. That is a made-up fact.

I can't believe you'd be so misogy. Thank you. Over to Jeffrey. Okay. Your fact. In the mid-90s, Wonder Woman applied for a job at a fast food joint called Taco Whiz. She landed the gig and for months worked hard behind the counter and got paid minimum wage. Is that a real fact or is that I just make that up?

Side hustle or what? Maybe she was trying to go undercover. Oh, yeah. Taco Whiz? Yeah. Maybe there was a villain that loved tacos and she was setting up like some scam to. It's the long play. I'm going to work here for months until I finally defeat this villain.

Yeah, sure, I'll get you that chicken burrito. Oh, got you! The most boring comic of all time? There's no way that's real. Jeffrey said that's made up. That is... That's true! It came out in 1993, edition 73.

Wonder Woman said it was a tough job, but it felt like feeding people was a noble cause. It's not always about villains. It's about nobility. Wow. That was a good person. Let's go over to Alexis again. Alright. Here's your fact. Wonder Woman's golden tiara isn't just a costume accessory.

It's because in one of her early comics, she wins runner-up at the Miss America Beauty Paget. But ends up getting first when they discover the winner is actually an evil blood-sucking alien. Whoa. Is that a real Wonder Woman factor to make that up? I don't know. I could totally see it. That's a cool episode. And I mean, Wonder Woman is gorgeous.

She deserves to win a pageant. I'm going to say this is real. Alexis said this is real. that is made up. That seemed to real. That's a good make-up one, Jane. Hey, thanks, Alexis. That means Jose, you've won today's edition of

plenty of 20. The only guy is pro-women who obsesses about women on this show. Wow. The champion of Wonder Woman gets it right. Can we call him Wonder Boy from now on? Absolutely. How dare you? What?

Wonder Man. You know what? About Wonder Team. Okay. So Jose gets to choose who gets shocked today and they're going to be singing, I kissed a girl by Katie Perry. Who's going to be Wonder Man? Because I stand in front of the women, it has to be you, man.

I will never shock one of the women. Okay. I'll take it. Until tomorrow. Yeah, right, exactly. I kissed a girl and I liked it. Don't kiss the women. Don't care you.

Jose's a villain origin story. You stay away from us, Jeffrey. Where are you, Wonder? What will we meet you in studio? Where's my last? So it's foiled again. That's your shock-caller question of the day. Oh, man, I'm going to go put on my metallic bra.

We all should do that. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I know it can be frustrating getting stuck behind someone at Starbucks who isn't quite sure what they want to order yet. Oh, my gosh. Actually, yeah, it is annoying. But now you can be stuck behind someone at Starbucks who's trying to find a drink that matches their outfit. Oh, great. I mean, that would be cute for Insta.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and I say that because the other day, Starbucks unveiled a new beta app where you can ask for suggestions on what to order based on your current mood or what you're currently wearing. Those poor baristas. It's co-mingled with chat GPT so that you can ask it stuff like, hey, Starbucks, I'm craving an afternoon boost that isn't too sweet. And it'll come up with a suggestion for you right there. It's like, well, what are you wearing? Or you can say, hey, Starbucks, recommend a drink for me. that matches the vibe of my tube top and then you can upload a photo

of what you're wearing. I see. It's like, girl, you look tea, you should order tea. It doesn't sound weird at all to post your outfit picks to Starbucks. And I'm sure that you don't get it and say, this isn't the right pink. This doesn't match at all. Can you remake it? It will suggest

orders, though, that match the look of your outfit. So what does Starbucks think? It's kind of cute, though. Oh, it is cute. Like, look at her little lilac outfit. Yeah. Is that Uber? See, I was going to say purple. She's saying Ube and Laila. This is going to be a hit.

Very specific. But Starbucks says it's supposed to be natural and fun and personal. But already there's issues, especially with dudes uploading nudes. Oh, already. What drink matches with this? Oh, God. They're like the smallest size that we have here. That's right.

But if you can behave yourself, they say try it out because the AI has access to all the trending drinks along with secret menu items from Starbucks. I'm going to upload a shirtless pick and they'll be like caramel frappuccino. It'll look like one. But there you go. I'm updating the world one story at a time and today it's about not sending Starbucks

your news. It's important, yeah. Even though you totally can. They don't want them. Laser Stories is right after this. It's the radio segment that's promoting the next big cosmetic trend. Forget microblading or bleaching. Now

it's all about vertical brows. What? Is that where they stand out? Like, straight out from your face? No, if you're bored with your regular horizontal eyebrows, go vertical up and down with them, like having little dual skyscrapers right there on your forehead. Everybody at the club will be looking at you.

That's right. Thanks to laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other base faces just don't. This first laser story is out of Massachusetts. Back in 2022, cops were evicting a guy from a $1.5 million home, and in the middle of it, a woman in her 50s named Rory Woods showed up

and unleashed thousands of bees on them. Oh, my God! All the bee ladies here! Why? Yeah, what? Rory was there protesting the eviction, so she pulled up with some hives in the back of her SUV and tipped them over to try to sick them on the cops.

Oh, my gosh! And a few officers did get stung, so she was even arrested in her beekeeping gear. Oh, I'm glad she was suited up for it. Yeah, she was protected. Well, Rory's trial was this month, and she was just convicted on six charges. Uh-oh. Four counts of simple assault and battery, along with two counts of reckless assault. Yeah.

She was sentenced to six months in jail and will receive credit for the 148 days that she's already served, so she's only got 32 days left. Hey. Oh, look at that. There you go. And even though this happened years ago, local police still refer to this as the biggest sting operation that they've ever been a part of. Like, well, if I bring the bees, it won't count because they're the ones doing the damage. Yeah, it's a natural weapon.

Let's go to your next laser story out of Japan. A lot of people complain about workplaces being less fun and relaxed these days. So how would you feel if your boss decided to mix things up by bringing out a copy of Monopoly? To be the longest game ever. Every time my kids want to play, I'm like, I don't have eight hours. But board games at work, is that cool or is it horrifying? I mean, I think I could go for a quick connect four in the middle of a break.

That's fast. Well, in Tokyo, a fire department sergeant in his 40s was suspended last week for forcing his coworkers to play board games during work hours. What? What would force us to play Scrabble? I was just thinking that one would be fun for us. It'd be good for the show. I mean, we would remember other words

and we haven't used in a while. It's good to expand your vocabulary. You're not selling anybody on it right now, but even stranger, it wasn't Scrabble or Catan or Battleship. They were all self-made board games that he came up with. And he needed people to playtest them for him. Palm town. So this is just one of those adult guys that like to make up his own rules.

Yeah. No, sorry. Actually, I forget to tell you the, I get to jump you the next. And green is out. Yeah, green's automatically out. I don't know why, but it is. There were over 10 types of board games, all originals, and created on blank pieces of paper. That's kind of cool.

One staffer estimated that they played around 14 times in two weeks, totaling 35 hours. It wasn't that they refused. It's just like they couldn't do it any longer. They couldn't fit working. Nine workers who played but lost because of dumb strategy were also given really. written warnings, but they weren't suspended. So the whole thing stopped when somebody snitched and reported it to the higher ups.

The boss said he thought it'd be good for communication, but now he deeply regrets it. Team building backfires again. I kind of want to try one of his games. I know. I wonder what it's like. This next laser story is out of Road Sign Roundtable. A road in Wisconsin now has a decimal point in the speed limit. What?

Officials change the sign to read 17.3 miles per hour. What? And it's not a major road. Sorry, sir, you were going 17.4. It's on a smaller street outside of recycling and solid waste facility. The county shared a photo on their Facebook with the captions saying, you may notice something a little different on your next visit. Our posted speed limit is now 17.3.

This place is starting to suck. So why are they doing it? And why are on the dump? They say the idea is it makes you pause. It makes you look twice. And most importantly, it breaks that autopilot feeling we can all fall into when we're driving around familiar roots. That is true. Sometimes I get somewhere and I'm like, wait, was I awake for that?

I know. That's true. But that kind of makes me want to pull out my phone and take a photo of it. Oh. Well, guess what? So far, it's working. Oh, really? Speeding in that area is way down.

But there is one issue. Some drivers have commented saying, if they're already going too fast, it kind of looks like it reads 173 miles an hour. Which is kind of fun. I can't even go. I'm trying to get up to 173.

Either people go way under the speed limit or they try to back to the future. It's not great. This next laser story is out of Scam Central. The next time someone's grinding up against you at a club, they could just be dancing or they could be trying to steal from you, charging five easy payments of 1999 from your credit card.

How? I say that because there's a new viral credit card scam out there called ghost tapping. Oh, yeah. And if you haven't heard about it yet, it's where thieves use cheap, generic card readers, and they'll bump into you to trigger a wireless transaction from a tapable chip credit card that's in your wallet. Ain't nobody got time for that? You can get your bank info. A friend of mine had their phone.

stolen and she didn't have face ID on Venmo and they took 30 grand out of her savings account because it was connected to her savings account and she can't get it back. That's sad. Sorry. She can't get it back?

Well, as far as I know. I mean, the drama on my group chat is real high right now. Oh my goodness. Why don't you just send her 30 grand, Brooke? The thing is, they don't even need to physically touch your back pocket or purse in order to do this. They just need to get pretty close. And it could also trigger a transaction from

the mobile wallet on your cell phone. Yeah. Which is annoying because chip cards with tapping functionality were supposed to be more secure. I agree. This is why Brooke was trying to get me to join Apple Pay recently. She was. She was trying to get my money. Just trying to pay myself back for all those lunches I've bought you, Jeff.

The scam is more likely to happen in crowded spaces like on public transportation, at concerts or on busy sidewalks. Or that Costco sample line. That gets packed. Are you bumping up against a lot of people in the Costco line? You're grinding on them? It's hard to jostle your way to the front. I'll tell you that. Well, what can you do outside of closely monitoring your bank accounts?

An investigative news team tried several different safety items, and the best option was a carbon fiber wallet or phone case that can block the signal. Yeah. I got my carbon fiber wallet. Yeah. It's ready to take on any hackers. They can cost around 20 bucks, but they do. work. Oh, that's good to know.

My buddy had a fanny pack like this the whole time we were in here. I bet he was the cool one. Really cool. Yeah. As for this guy, you can bump into him anytime. Hey. But just know this, he's probably going to bump into you first. And you're going to like it.

And that sounds like it. And that sounds like laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. In school, you may have heard teachers say, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Uh-huh.

That's just what educators say to make dumb kids feel less self-conscious. We know there's such a thing as a stupid question, because a survey just asked teachers across the country to share the funniest and dumbest things their students have said or done in class over this past school year. And I will tell you, the struggle is real. We're going to read you the best ones coming up right after this. We're approaching the end of yet another school year. Wow, congrats guys.

Can you believe it? No, my kids keep getting older. Oh, they're going to graduate soon, Brooke. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, did you know between all the secret note passing and the monkey bar swinging and hallway handclap games, these kids are supposed to learn stuff too? No.

I don't like that. We are asking so much of these children. And if you ever went to school, you might remember the academics didn't always make. makes sense. And nobody understands a young person struggled to learn quite like the teachers giving them the lessons. Oh, poor teachers. That's why a new survey asked teachers to share what's the funniest or dumbest thing a student has said or done in your class this year. They're like just one? Yeah. They could share as many as they wanted, but here were some of the

top responses. One middle school teacher said she was explaining sunlight and how potential potentially dangerous UV rays can be. And one of her students asked, if the sun's so dangerous, why did we build it? Oh, good point. Another one of Elon Musk's inventions come back to bite us. Meanwhile, at an elementary school, one kid told his teacher that having a baby boy or girl was determined by whether or not they had an iny or outy belly button. Oh, I remember that rumor. Was that a rumor?

Yeah, I remember that as a kid. That it was the belly button that determined it. Yeah. Inies make girls. Outies make boys. You're about to learn a lot about yourself, Jose. They're close to right. If they just moved that into a different area.

Yeah. Anatomy is hard. I've heard a lot of kids like don't know how to read time on an analog clock anymore. Nowadays, yeah. But apparently it's even worse than I thought. Because one high school math teacher asked her juniors, what year is it? What?

And she heard answers from 2008. to 2012, 1985, and 2020, until finally a student asked if she could just look it up on her phone. They don't know the year? They have no clue. There's a gas leak in that school. Thank you.

Or she's a bad teacher and said it wrong. Because, I mean, it's not the kids. You know the year because you know you're graduating year. Yeah. And everything goes based on that in high school. And it's in your Instagram bio class of 26. Yeah. Not anymore.

kids have no clue. Maybe they didn't understand what the 26 stood for. Maybe. If you're just joining us, we're looking at a survey that asked teachers, what's the funniest or dumbest thing a student has said or done in the past school year? A college professor wrote in calling out one of her students for turning in a paper that she clearly had not written herself. Oh, AI. So the student emailed the professor and Cici the dean of the school saying it was hers because she paid her own money to have it written for her and even included an image of the receipt. So legally, that is my paper. Accountability.

This is the kind of person that calls the cops when their drug dealer doesn't give them their drugs. You know, and it's like, excuse me, I have a complaint. And it's like paying double for school because you're paying for the class and then you're paying someone else to do the class. Whatever it takes to get that A. Oh my goodness. Meanwhile, at another university, one resourceful student found his professor's master's master's thesis that he published on a journal years ago. Oh, that's cool.

And tried to turn parts of it back into him verbatim to complete the assignment. Okay, wait, kind of funny to see if he noticed. I mean, that's pretty balzy. Yeah. Back to high school, one history teacher was going over World War II when a girl raised her hand and asked completely serious, wait, are you saying England isn't a state in the U.S.? Oh, wow.

Wow. Think about New England, which is also not a state. Oh, that's a good point. Or she has plans for the United States' future. Oh, yes. She's a colonizer. That's right. It's not a state yet.

Give us a little time. We'll work on that. With enough creativity. We're taking England back. I'm joking to our international listeners. That is a joke, not an international threat. Yep, wink. Speaking of geographic struggles, one teacher overheard a 10th grader

arguing with another student saying, you don't need a passport to visit Canada. And her defense, her grandma lives in Canada, specifically in Chicago. You're close. Southern Canada. So many problems with all of those statements. You've never been to the Chicago in Ontario? No, no, no.

I can't say that. Again, these are from a survey that asks teachers to share the funniest or dumbest thing one of their students said or did in class this past calendar. year. I'm really relieved. I haven't heard anything from my kids yet on this list. There's still more to be had because one teacher was telling her freshman about an upcoming

field trip to the Henry Ford Museum. That was going to be happening later on that semester. One kid raised their hand to ask who Henry Ford was and another student chimed in, you idiot he's the guy from Star Wars. I'll give him a half

a point there. That would have been probably a way more fun museum for the kids. Why do we not have him endorse it and they come out with a Ford Falcon? Such a good idea. Apparently one middle school teacher had to answer the question, how do you spell VCR?

That's true if you never read it, it might be tough. I know. You probably don't even know what it is. And why would they be writing about it? Yeah, what? It's like a history lesson. Yeah, probably. This one says, I had a high school student ask me how long is next period. I told them 70

minutes, just like all of them are. And the student went, oh, why does it feel like an hour? Well, because it's more than that. It's a little bit longer, in fact. And finally... That is so funny.

I don't know why. I feel like that's what people say about our podcast. Finally, one middle school educator was asked, why is it always so cold in the mornings but then so hot in the afternoons? Is the Earth bipolar or something? Yeah. I like that.

It's because of the sun that we made. Remember? Yeah. Oh, yes. It's a timed sun. Keeps coming back to bite us. Those were the funniest and weirdest things students have said or done in class in the past calendar year. That was really good.

Texting yours. I love to hear some of it. Definitely. 7-8-5-9-2. Phone taps coming up right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And in today's prank phone call, we reach out to a guy who recently moved into a house where him and his wife found.

an old painting up in the attic upstairs. That's fun. It looked like it could be worth something. Oh. But they weren't sure, so they brought it to an appraiser. And now they're waiting. And in the meantime, the wife reached out to us to tell us about their situation so we could give our own appraisal in your phone tap right now.

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, is this Evan? Yeah. Who's this? Good morning. I'm calling from Pachsh. Our appraisal and consulting. My name is Stuart Ladoosh.

Hi. Hello. Yac, how can I help you? I believe your wife, Scarlett, dropped off a painting with us to be appraised. But she's not answering my rings. I've been trying to call her. Oh, she usually always has her phone on her. Oh, but also your number was listed on the sheet, so I thought I'd give you a ring.

Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, I am her husband. Well, we are finished with the appraisal. Oh. Okay. I'm curious to what you found. I mean, is it worth anything? Hopefully you're sitting down. Yeah, I'm sitting down. It must be something exciting to tell me if you're what you're asking. Well, based on my initial research, I believe there's a good chance this could be an original Farnsworth.

A Farnsworth? Yes. Can you believe it? I don't know much about art. I'm sorry. Who is that? You don't know Farnsworth. V. Leonard Nipples Farnsworth. Did you say nipples? Farnsworth? Absolutely.

I mean, is this person famous? More like infamous. Okay. Before he painted, he was actually known as a disgraced children's party clown from the 1940s. A disgraced party clown? We believe Nipples may have lived in your home when he was under house arrest for balloon animal-related charges.

What? Isn't that fascinating? No, not really. I know this is a lot to take in all at once, but starting next month, your residence will be granted historical clown landmark status. What? We're calling it Nipples Place. Iconic

No I don't want to live in a place called Nipples Place I'm sorry sir but you already do No I don't Yes you're there right now And I'm just letting you know it's not good landmark status like you normally hear about it's a lot more

scandalous Okay well I don't want to be associated with anything scandalous Oh no you don't But it is too late because this has leaked on social media What So I predict you'll see as much much foot traffic as the Dahmer house did.

Did you mean Dahmer as a Jeffrey Dahmer? That guy who, like, is known for eating people? No. Oh, I was referring to Mari Dahmer, the disgraced children's magician. He lived two doors down. They're still looking for that little rabbit. What are you talking about? I'm sorry, do you have a question about Maury?

Oh, my God. No, I don't have a question now about Maury. This is crazy. I just want to know how much the painting might be worth as all. It was just a simple appraisal. and now you're not going to the City Hall. Right. It ended up being worth about,

are you sitting down? Yes, I'm sitting down. Around $4. $4. You've been wasting my time for $4. All of the hosts had Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning appraised it. So you may want to get a second opinion. Because they are idiots.

What? This is Jose for Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a faux tap on you, man. I'm so sorry. Oh, my. My goodness. Yeah, your wife, Scarlett, set you up for this one, bro. Yeah, she got me good because she knew.

She knew I really wanted, I was hoping that the actual thing would be worth something. It is, it is. I believe an original nipples fawnsworth would be going up in value, and someday would be worth almost $10. Oh, my God. I believed you completely. As you should, because Stuart Ledush doesn't lie. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. If you're single, there's never a perfect time to meet someone. Especially if you're at a wedding, because there's so many things going on there. You got the garter toss, the bouquet toss, or my personal favorite, the flower girl toss. There's the whole. Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, we threw a really hard.

Jesus. Got to lighten up on the overhand there. Oops. It sounds like a fun wedding. Nobody caught. Is no one of our listeners? He tried almost everything to meet a cute girl that he saw at the reception. And you won't believe what sneaky trick he pulled to finally make it happen.

Oh, okay. You're going to find out when we do your second date update next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. This is a show. first for us. I don't know if it's a good thing. Uh-oh.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We like not good things. So tell us, Jeff. Well, just a couple months ago, we did an update, update with a guy named Daniel, who told us that he was still together with a girl from his original second date call, even though he did catch her making out with another woman at a bar. Oh, yeah, I do. And she claimed it wasn't cheating because it's a girl on a girl thing.

He wasn't so sure, but they decided to stick it out. Well, that didn't last very long. Okay. Because now he's back, out on the open market, needing our help once again. Let me guess. She's in a relationship with a woman that she made out with. Who knows? But Daniel, I am so sorry to welcome you back to the show.

I was hoping we would never hear from you again, honestly. Yeah, it's a dubious honor, guys. What happened with the last woman that you were with? So, good news, bad news. Good news. She's not with the girls she made out with. Okay. Bad news is I saw her at a bar making out with two other guys.

Oh. But that's not, it's not cheating when there's two of them. Yeah. You can't fall in love with both. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So that's the issue. She kisses a lot. That was finally the straw that broke it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If it wasn't, that would say more about me. So, yeah, no, it's not how I roll, but we're still friends.

She's very cool. Very fun. Well, clearly. Yeah, she sounds like. But it's even not to shame. Doesn't know how to respond. I mean, impressive that you can still be friends with her. Good for you.

That's an immature thing to do. It's cool. It sounds like you've moved on to somebody else. Who's the new person? I have. So this new person I met in kind of a strange way. I was getting off a plane at the airport and I pulled up Uber and wasn't really looking at what I was doing. And instead of ordering a regular Uber,

I ordered an Uber pool. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I've done that by accident. Sometimes it suggests the cheapest thing to you. Oh, I would have canceled that like immediately. Yeah, that was usually... Jeff is like, oh, my God.

Other people... Conversations with another person, I don't know. Yes, pay the $50. I'll walk home instead. Oh, my God. What are the chances you get a hot girl in your Uber pool? Was she hot? Well, she was because I was going to cancel it,

but then it said Harper is on the way. and, you know, there's a tiny little bubble, but I was like, well, let's roll the dice on life and see what happens. Oh. It was great. She was nice. It wasn't too awkward at the beginning. Did she accidentally also do the Uber pool and was confused when you got in? Yeah.

No, she meant to do it. So, you know, frugality, I respect it. Anywhere else outside of the airport, you're not getting a good-looking person sharing that car with you. You really got lucky. Yeah. Yeah, airports are long drives. They're okay. Yeah.

Okay, so I mean, I gave you guys to connect and get to know each other then, right? Yeah, and actually, like, the second she got in the car, I was like, I know you from somewhere. What? And she kind of laughed. I was like, no, no, no, I didn't request this Uber knowing I would see you. But I also couldn't figure out where I knew her from. Did she recognize you? No, she definitely does not know me, but.

Let's wait. Was that a line or did you really think you recognize? No, I really did, and I kept saying this isn't a pickup, but I feel like I know you from somewhere, and I kept lifting off the places where I thought I could know her, you know. Okay, hold on. This is important. Where did you say you may have known her? Because I'm hoping you were like, oh, is fashion magazine or like something complimentary, right? I can't just be like a grocery store. Oh, no, you should compliment her. Be like, oh, I've seen you on a billboard, right? Not like for a mile. I'm pretty sure you work at the Dollar Tree. Yeah, that doesn't work for a lot.

I just listed off a couple of parties that I had been at. Like, maybe she was a friend of a friend. I threw out a couple of names. Did you happen to make out with a girl at a bar one time while I was present? Oh, my God. That would be crazy. I didn't even think about that, Jeffrey. But it was it?

I would definitely remember that girl, but no. Now I know what you look for me. How did you know her? I never figured it out. And I was going deep. I was going like maybe it was summer camp, like when I was a kid, nothing. Oh, my God. Did you spend 25 minutes listing off places?

Not 25, but yeah, sure, 20, yeah. Did you actually go out with her on a real date or was the Uber ride the entire experience? No, so I used to think, I wound up finding a lot about her just because she would tell me what she actually did when I would ask, you know, guess a wrong one. And then when they were about to drop me off, I was like, I've got. to figure this out. Is there like a bar we can go to? And she said, yeah, there's actually a bar around the corner. And- Wait, she agreed to. She wasn't tired of that. I know. I'm with you, Alexis. I would have been exhausted from all the clushing of it. We were actually, like, laughing about it. And it was really fun. It was really, like, really casual. I wonder if she knew,

because you feel like it'd be fun if you know the answer and the other person doesn't. That's the the only way I'd put up with it. Maybe. Or maybe she, like, didn't want to admit that she knew him from somewhere. And maybe that's why she's not calling you back after all of this. Yeah, but they went to a bar together, right? Yeah, we did, and we had a great time, and this is the question. I don't understand why she hasn't responded to the text I sent. Like, I get it. It's a weird meeting, but it was also Kismet.

Like, I turned the encounter into a date. Yeah, totally. It's amazing. And was like, oh, you're my ex-husband. Yeah. And then remember, oh, yeah, I didn't look out before. And he doesn't recall that? And he doesn't remember.

Or maybe it was the 200 follow-up text about it. Was it here? Was it there? Was it that? Maybe it's on your future husband. That sounds like a Dr. Seuss book. But we're going to find out because we're going to call Harper for you here in just a minute. We'll try and figure out where you know her from if that's true and get you a second date update right after this.

Thank you. All right. Hold on, man. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Today's second date update is sponsored by Uber Pool. Yay! Want a ride with a hot stranger?

Uh-huh. You got a one in 10,000. chance that'll actually happen, but just make sure you're near an airport and then roll the dice with Uber pool. Yeah. And I bring that up because that's exactly what happened with our listener Daniel recently, who's actually been on with us before for a second date. He's back again, and this time he met a very pretty girl named Harper because they had a ride

share together back from the airport. The majority of their conversation was dominated by, hey, don't I know you from somewhere? Oh, my God. And then guessing how many places he could put her. For about 20 straight minutes that happened. But he said they were having fun with it and she was laughing. Otherwise, she wouldn't have agreed to go to drinks with him at the bar right afterwards. And ask more questions about where.

So she knew what she was signing up for. So there was hope, but now there's nothing. And that's why we're stepping into hell. Brooke, what do you think? I don't know. Did you guys ever even get to the point of is she single? That's a good question. Did you ask that?

Oh my gosh. So she's married and now we get it. Okay, guys, no need to call. These are important questions that we need to ask. But nobody asked, not even him. They were more important questions. Yeah. You're just trying to find out how you know.

And honestly, she probably never would have gone out with you to the bar if she was with somebody else. That wouldn't be a good look for her. Unless he's friends with her husband. That's how they know. That's how I know you. Yeah. You're my husband. He's boss.

I have to do that. Okay. Well, now we have some guesses. Let's get some definitive answers when we call her right now. You ready to do this, Daniel? Yeah, and, you know, I'd never really thought of that. So that could be the truth. Anything's possible at this point.

Yeah. That is true. Anything is possible with Uber Pool. Again, we're actually not getting paid for this. Get your discount code with somebody else's name. Uber Pool. Okay. If it were advertised, are they not advertised regularly?

No, they don't. No, no. Anyway, we got to call Harper here. Here we go. Hi, we're looking for Harper. This is she. Who's it? Hey, Harper.

This is your lucky day because you're talking to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning right now. Hey, Harper. Hi. Hi. Feel like I know you, Harper. Don't start that. We're a radio show. Sounds familiar, right, Brooke?

We're on in the mornings. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey. And we're doing something called a second date update. We're trying to hook you back up with one of our listeners that you met recently, named Daniel. Oh, okay. Yeah, Daniel. This Daniel that you met riding home in an Uber pool together.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Were you shocked when an attractive guy got in the car? Yeah, sure. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Yeah, sure. Whatever you say. I don't know.

It's always the question, what are you doing in an Uber pool, right? Who are you going to get stuck with? But, yeah. No, and sorry to, like, bombard you with, with all these questions, but what we're trying to do is, like, help Daniel figure out if you guys had a connection, because he felt like there was something going on between you two in the Uber ride and at the bar that night. Did you feel that at all? Um, yeah, yeah, I did. I don't believe her. I know it may have been hard to get that because he was asking you a lot of questions about if he

knew you from somewhere before. Yeah. Um, and I, I really genuinely didn't know he would he was talking about. Like we were, I mean, ran through like the full list of all of the potential. Like, so you didn't know him? I did know him and I didn't realize it until I got home. What?

Like unpacking and then it hit me. You figured it out. I can't believe it. You figured it out. We've been dying to know because he said he spent like 20 minutes just questioning you over and over again. And I don't think he ever figured out. I feel like he wasn't even asking your questions.

It clicked for you? You didn't tell him? No, I didn't. because it was back in college, so it's been a while. Oh, that's interesting. No wonder he had a hard time. Yeah. He was a student.

I was a TA. A TA. That's not a big deal. Like, TAs are like grad students. Like, maybe. I want to hear what happened, though. Okay, sorry. Like, it's not what you think.

It's not like we hooked up or anything. Like, I caught him cheating on a test. Oh. And I brought it to the professor. and got him, like, failed out of the class. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

So you're not calling him back because you're still upset about him cheating? Yeah. No, I just, like, I just feel so awkward. You ended his college career, so you feel guilty. No, it's just one class. You're not kicked out of college for that. No, but he did get suspended. Like, that's a big deal.

You snitch. But why do you feel bad? My thought here is, if you remembered him after all this, Why wouldn't you at least call him back or text him back to tell him that? I don't know. I just don't want to like deal. Like, oh my God, that's so uncomfortable. Like, hey, remember that horrible thing that happened to you?

Like, I was in charge of that. I initiated it. Yeah. Well, he initiated it. Let's remember. He's the one that cheated. He is cheating. That's true.

Just to be clear, the reason is not because he's a cheater. It's because you feel uncomfortable revealing that you were the one that caught him. I mean, I didn't even think about him being a cheater. like figured it was awkward, but yeah, you're right. Maybe he's that type of person. I don't know. Well, no, I'm not trying to plant that in. I'm just, I'm sorry.

I was trying to get clarification. Just tell her. Yeah, we need to just tell you that Daniel is not a cheater, and he's actually on the other line listening right now. It's sneaky, though. Yeah. Oh, thank you guys for planning that in her mind, first of all. No, that was my bad.

Daniel, I was trying to get clarification. So now he knows he heard it all. Oh, funny, right, Daniel? Oh, God. Okay. Well, hi. Hey, hi. Sorry. Yeah. You know, it's not every day you get to meet your own stool pigeon.

That's a big deal for me. Sounds like an insult, but I don't know what that means. A stool pigeon is like a turn that they used to use in the mob when someone would snitch on somebody, like a rat. Okay. I guess you have to be a criminal. You have to have a criminal mind to understand what it is. Now you're evading taxes, or what are you doing now? We're straying away.

Let's get off the crime talk and back on to the relationship that you guys were starting to form. Yeah, I'm embarrassed for sure. Okay. I'll let you know that they let me retake the course and I took like a no pass, which I guess is less bad than a fail. Okay. N.P. saves everything. Yeah. You are kind of putting all of that on her, though.

Were you cheating on that test or not? Yeah, I was definitely cheating on that test. So she shouldn't feel bad is what you're trying to say. Yeah, it's a bad and safe. Like, in a way you saved me, I never cheated on a test ever again. Hey. She's been improving you as a man for a long time. Yeah.

How does that make you feel, Harper? This is so awkward. I don't know. I'm glad that you learned your lesson. I don't know. So that's interesting, though, but he's not upset or mad or anything. He's also embarrassed by it, Harper. You guys are experiencing the same thing right now.

I guess. I feel so weird. I'm sorry. This is weird. Well, let's take all this awkwardness, ball it up, and move it to the side. We have all the awkwardness out of the way. Now let's just go. Is that how it works?

Yeah. Pure chemistry. Just snap the fingers, boom, awkward gone. Okay. Smooth sailing from here on out. So, Daniel, go ahead, start again. Where do I know you from? That is not the question we want to leave.

Oh, that's cool, Jeffrey. Some sort of party. That was a joke. Don't answer. I remember you. You knocked on me in college. No, Daniel. You say you're the hot TA from that class I saw.

Yeah, you're that snitch I hate. This is why I didn't text you back. Oh, my God. This is better than the text back. It's actually pretty cute. It's funny. And we could keep this good energy rolling into a second date. of like a real meetup where you guys can create all new memories for yourself,

we would pay for that date. College cafeteria date. But it's up to you, Harper. You get to say yes or no to this. I mean, if you like the guy to go to a bar enough after he peppered you with questions for 20 minutes, you have to give him another chance. Or she just really needed a free drink. And with like airplane hair.

You're right. You're right. That's true. What do you think, Harper? I mean, Daniel, if you're, I don't know who was like moving past it or whatever. I did have fun with you. Like, you're cute. You're funny.

Yeah, I am well beyond that that was not the peak of the bottom of my life. So I would love to go on another day. His life got worse later. His last girlfriend made out with many, many people. Oh, no. Don't worry, there's no friends. I can tell you definitively I'm not a cheater. So you guys are going out officially and we're paying for it.

Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, thanks. All right. This feels a lot better than the last time he called it. Yeah, he does. Cheating in college may not have helped him academically. No.

But romantically, years later, it's finally paying off. That's a really good point. Cheating works, everyone. That's not the message. Wait, no. Broken Jeffrey in the morning. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, another successful second date for Daniel.

I mean, we've done it again. More successful second date for Daniel. Daniel. Yeah, but wait until the update update when Daniel tells us he caught this girl making up with the college mascot. Oh, boy. I mean, if they don't have a human face, does it count? Yeah, it's not really cheating if you're just making up with the mascot head.

Is he just the most cheat-onable person ever? No, I think they're really cute. I think this could actually work out. Yeah, I mean, they have a history already. They have a fun, how you met story. Totally. They're all set up for success here. I mean, it would be a great wedding reception story.

And then the radio's involved. You don't think so? Yeah. She's the reason I didn't. Well, I guess you didn't get out of college. He did. Yeah, that all worked out, man. Your mom almost failed me.

Right. It could be cute. And you could be our next cute couple that we set up on our show. All you ought to do is email us first. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. Go check out all of our second date updates, including that last one with Daniel, where we get your podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

There's a trend that's been going. around network television lately. And on this show, we are very, very good at borrowing ideas from TV. That is a nice way to say it, Jeffrey. I think today we need to try it again today because they've been using this tactic lately to spice things up, add a little sizzle to their shows just by adding one word to the end of it. Oh, what are they adding? That's why we're doing it too, and I'm proud to announce coming up, it's Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week Island.

Is it just a parody song or will they'll also be hot shirtless 20-somethings fooling around in a hot tub by the beach while I sing? All right. Alexis is mad that that's not real. Only way to find out what it really is going to be like is to be here for my brand new song of the week island. It's coming up. Right after this, it is time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and we're mid-spring. Yeah, we are.

It's already May. And did you know this month is the number one time of the year for online matches? Oh. I did not know that. See? People are getting out there. The sun's out. Feeling better.

Yeah. Could be because like the weather's getting better. Your hibernated winter body is now ready to be unveiled and loved appropriately. That's right. There's more of me. Well, whatever the reason is, people are online and they are meeting up. And the whole goal of going on. a date is just have fun, get to know the other person, maybe get some action if you can.

And if there's enough chemistry, might even go havesys on a gallon of gas. Whoa. That's commitment. It's a big step. I mean, you might as well open a checking account together at that point. Seriously. But how do you actually achieve those things? That's the tough part when it comes to dating.

because sometimes men and women have very different views about how the courtship should go. I see. How to attract someone else. Exactly. Especially with those online profiles. Or how to impress the other person when you're out on a date. Some men, I know, will have an idea in their mind of what they think ladies will appreciate. You know, things that work in the male mind. And it doesn't always match up with what women are actually looking for in their female brains.

That's actually very well said, Jeff. I just felt like someone had to sing about that awkward, mismatched energy. I see. Let's call it. Men don't realize that women have never talked about how much weight they can lift. Yeah. Sometimes that's a shocker to us. Not part of our checklist.

She still hasn't brought up my car, but you will. I know she likes it. So there's a popular song by Olivia Dean called It's So Easy to Fall in Love. And if that's the modern female perspective, I'm going to take the modern male perspective called, You're so lucky to roll with this stud. Wow. He's going to like man's thing to us. At least he's confident.

Yeah. Confidence is key, at least in the male mind. So I'm going to confidently point when I'm ready. Here we go. Points. I could be your man, the one who gets your heart. A peep the Tinder photo of this fish I caught. The selfie with my car is making your heart raise.

You could be Moulon. I'll be your Captain Lee, because we'll do things that bring shame to your family. So generous, I'll let you plan our whole first day. And you must feel so lucky to roll with this stud. I'll give you a TED talk about myself. Watch me gush, I'm the perfect mix of confident vibes as I tell subtle lies speaking entrepreneurially.

It's so tricky to find any faults with the way I overshare, the way I double park, the way I smugly laugh after my own remarks, I may ask you a question some point later we'll see. I'm quite the romantic textor daily send close-ups of my male anatomy. I snapped on that word while thinking of thee. It's chivalry. Now I may seem too busy or drunk to meet up, but I'll always bus your phone 2 a.m. seeking love.

I'm the perfect blend of financial flexes, Blaming my exes because turns out they're all crazy You're so pretty But let's talk more about me My room's for breezy because my mom didn't clean it No doesies that girls wanting some As I'm snapping my fingers

at the server to come. I'm an alpha mix of protective tones, but I won't walk you home unless it's the same direction as me. Oh, ghost your brief lay to build a mystery. I'm toxic, but you like it. You forgot to mention the waitress coming over liked him. Oh, she started flirting with me, so don't be mad at me about that. Don't worry, I defuse this situation. I got her number for later.

God, it almost made me think I'm missing out on the men of today. This is modern dating fun. It really shows you, though, a guy can go home and be like, I thought that date was great. There you go. That's your song of the week. There you go. That's your song of the week.

Looking to the male mind of modern dating. You can text into 7-8-5-9-2. Tell us how accurate it is. Tell us anything that I missed. And texting, did you learn something about yourself? I guarantee there's a handful of guys who are like, yeah, we're awesome. We really are. So we're going to post a video up on all of our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey so you can go like, comment, share.

And enjoy dating everybody. It's love season. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Well, this is fun. We had a scammer call in to try to sell us something. Let's see if they want to play some trivia. against Brooke and maybe take her money. Are you serious?

Who's this? Hello? Yeah, I'm here. Would you like to play some trivia on the radio right now? Guys, I could hear all, everything that you were speaking and everything that you were talking to the background. I think you made a mistake while putting me on hold. Why?

Oh, why? What happened? Wait, wait. What's our mistake? I don't know. You were talking about some kind of things on the radio you're there and I don't know what is going on, but we are a tax relief company. Oh, but don't worry about that.

Don't worry about that. Oh, beautiful. We are a trivia company, and we've got you covered with a fun little game. You want to play? My time is not worth. I wish you great a forward, guys. Bye-bye. Your time isn't worth me?

You called us, bro. That hurts my feelings. Oh, they hung up. Oh, shocking. What? He seemed nice. Done. Not even scammers like us.

I was ready to give them all of my tax information once we were done playing. Oh, well. Guess we're going to have to go to a new player. Let's go to line four and talk to Bailey. Bailey, are you there? I'm here. Are you a scammer? No, I'm not a scammer.

We just had a scam call. We tried to get them to play trivia before you got on the phone, Bailey. And they would have been so happy when they found out the first question was about my social security number. But they didn't stick around. Oh, no. Darn. All right. Well, we might ask you your social security number, Bailey, is one of the questions.

So get ready. Brooks leave in the studio and you got 30 seconds to answer as many as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. Good luck. Your time starts now. Which of these shows came first, SpongeBob SquarePants or Dora the Explorer?

Dora the Explorer. In the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants, what instrument does his neighbor Squidward play? The trumpet. According to science, does alcohol really raise your body temperature? Yes. Name the Australian host of a popular nature show in the 90s called The Crocodile Hunter. The tallest mountain in America is located in which state? South America.

Oh my God, state you said? Yes. Oh, my gosh. Okay. I'm going to let you reevaluate all your life choices while we bring Brooke back into the studio. And let's get to know a little bit more about Bailey. What are you doing this summer? plans?

Yeah, we're going on a few trips. We're going on a golfing trip and a football trip for my son. Oh. Where are these trips, too? One of them is near Lake Chelan, and then the other one is in California. That's great. Yeah. So is the football trip just you going to watch his football team play some tournament?

Pretty much. Yeah, like a three-day tournament. It's kind of a party on the sidelines with these kids' tournament sports. Oh, really? Yeah, Bailey will have a good time, am I right? Yeah, it's a lot of fun. You're going to have a good time this summer. I bet.

Now it's Brooks turn, Brooke, are you ready? Your time starts now. Which of these shows came first? SpongeBob SquarePants or Dora the Explorer? Spongebob. In the TV show, SpongeBob SquarePants, what instrument does his neighbor Squidward play? The trombone.

According to science, does alcohol really raise your body temperature? Yes. Name the Australian host of a podcast. popular nature show in the 90s called. D. Berwyn? Oh. Dang, just any hose. The tallest mountain in America is located in which state? Alaska.

All right. Got it all in. You're going to head on over to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose. I want the truth. You can't handle the truth. Balanos. Bailey, you got zero. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

Good thing you didn't travel for this tournament. Well, Brooke, you got three. Oh, wow. Oh, Bailey. I'm sorry. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Between SpongeBob SquarePants and Dora the Explorer, SpongeBob came first in 1999.

Dora first aired in 2000, the year after. In the TV show SpongeBob, his neighbor Squidward plays the clarinet. Yeah. I can see that now. Dang it. According to science, does alcohol really raise your body temperature? No.

That is an urban myth. It's false. I get hotter. Yeah, I do. Yeah, so it's a different type of hot, Brooke. Thank you. The Australian host of a popular nature show in the 90s called Crocodile Hunter was Steve Irwin. Great work, Brooke.

I knew that after. Yeah, R-I-P to Steve Irwin. And the tallest mountain in America is located not in South America, Bailey. It's located in Alaska, Mount Denali. That's embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah. We're just going to pretend that last one didn't happen for you.

It sounds like. Yeah, here's the good news, Bailey. Just for playing, we're giving you a pair of tickets to see Demi Lovato perform a climate branch arena as part of her. It's not that deep tour on Wednesday, May 13th. Yay, that sounds so exciting. Thank you. There you get it, see? Bailey, will you ever call back and try again, or was this just too much humiliation for one day?

No, I'm going to call back until I win. This was lost number five for her all time, so she's 0 and 5. but keep on trying, Bailey. Never give up. We still love you. I love you guys too. Oh, good luck to your son, too. We're going to come back and do Winbrook's buck same time on Monday.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.