Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Mother’s Day Parody, AI Song For You Date + Gas Station Karen (5/8/26)

Episode Date: May 10, 2026

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Oh, we got a full hour of fun. Oh, yeah. That's what's happening today. Welcome to the full show podcast. Actually, I counted it's 58 minutes of fun. No, people actually comment the time, so don't even get them started. They're hot. I'm sorry.

Welcome to the Brick and Jeffrey podcast. And thank you so much for subscribing and, of course, following us on all the socials at Brick and Jeffrey. We got Jeffrey's song in the week for all the moms out there getting ready for Mother's day this weekend. We got a brand new second date. But first, I know Alexis wants to reflect on yesterday and have. has something to say to everyone who wished her happy birthday.

Oh, yeah, that was really nice of you guys. Thank you. I love feeling so loving at the same time. I'm like, stop! Too much! But anyways. Compliments are not her forte. Yeah, that's the way to describe it.

Alexis, you're stupid. That's better. Thank you. What a gift. But more about the blind love is we did yesterday. Oh, my God. And the guy who wanted to do one with Alexis. Brad.

Of course it's a Brad. Do you know his name because you guys have been texting? You know, I know his name because I'm reading the comments right now. And I thought I made it pretty clear during the break, the vibe, okay? But I don't know why the comments aren't really getting the vibe. We got, I hope she gives Brad a chance. He wouldn't shoot a shot if he didn't think there was a chance. Or I think Alexis likes him or Alexis, I feel the chemistry there.

And I'm like, are you people being for real? I feel like I can't even. So can I just make an assumption these are all men. We're not good at reading vibes. Maybe that's it. This is why when the server's like, hi guys, having a good day. They're like, she's hitting on me. You're right.

So I will just make a blanket statement and say those were probably all guys misreading. You're right. I'm going to go look for the female comments. Yeah. See, my take was that they were rage-baiting you and you completely fell for the law. Everybody. You got trolls. Either way, it's not good.

No, it's not good. All right. Let's get to your brand new episode starting right now. Just when you thought we might be done with the trend of old school reboots, somebody said, hold my high-sea cooler. What is left to reboot at this point? Are we rebooting a reboot? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning because Gen Xers,

a big sensation from your childhood days is about to make a comeback. And this time it's not some old 80s TV show. The breakfast brand Kellogg's is officially bringing back toys inside of cereal boxes. This isn't just Jen Xers. This is millennials. This is all the 90s as well. We loved our toys. Everybody.

And they're not bringing back the chemical. dies if you're wondering. So that's kind of a bummer. I know. That's all right. Kind of a bummer, but still pretty exciting. First one is already in stores, so you may have noticed them if you've been down the serial eye recently, but they're putting toy story figures inside certain kids' cereals to promote

the new Toy Story 5 movie coming out next month. Do you guys remember reaching your hand in and just touching every single piece of cereal with your dirty little bit to try to get the toy out? Or if you were smart like me, you just jump the box out. There's my toy. Oh, wait, where do the cereal come from? Yep. You're going to find them inside boxes of fruit loops,

frosted flakes, corn pops, apple jacks, frosted miniweeds, rice Krispies, corn flakes, and cocoa Krispies. Thank you, it is. All of Alexis's favorites. Oh, yeah. I'm going to store right after this. It's so nice. I just got Frosted Mini Weeds for our kids,

and it comes with, like, this one came with, like, a code to download a skin for whatever. And I'm like, I don't know how to use this. That's exactly what they're doing, too, because it's not just toys. They're also doing collectible spoons. Oh, that's right. Trading cards and coupons on movie tickets.

Oh, that's cool. This is so smart. It sounds like it's just a limited time thing for now with the toy story, but who knows? If it's a success, they might keep it going. Dude, we got to get our show in cereal boxes. Dude, that'd be so sweet. Figurines of all of us. Oh, yeah.

I cannot wait for the day when a child reaches into a box of his cookie crisp and pulls out a toy shock collar. With your special decoder pen that tells you it's time for the shock collar question of the day. We're our own digital Jake. Put your shock colors on at home, kids. Here we go. This weekend is Mother's Day. Yay, moms. It's the one 24-hour period where moms are finally allowed to relax.

Right after they finish cleaning the house and finding everyone's missing shoes and answer 47 questions and no one even tried to ask dad beforehand. He's not going to know. But no matter how chaotic motherhood can get, somehow TV moms always seem to keep it together. Oh, they're the best. Every single week, they solve all their family's problems in under 22 minutes. And their houses are always clean. Yes, perfectly spotless, Brooke. And they also have full faces of makeup on at 6.30 a.m.

I guess motherhood isn't as hard as they say. Starting to hate them. That's why today, in honor of Mother's Day, we're doing a special sitcom, mama, drama edition of... Plenty of 20. Now, you guys say number 1 through 20, I'll describe an iconic mom from a popular TV show. you just got to identify her to stay in the game. Okay. We'll start with the woman who happily refuses to get off her mom's cell phone plan.

That's Alexis. She keeps telling me I owe her money. I'm like, no, I don't, Mom. Nine. She's so funny. I know. On the TV network Fox from 2000 to 2006, this mom runs a chaotic household of boys using sarcasmus discipline

and somehow keeps everything from just fully collapsing in. Name this mom. Just boys? I'm thinking one, but it's obscure. I think I know it. Sweetly for Zach and Cody. They're two twin boys. Disney, though?

That's not a fox. Oh, well, that is the best I have. So, Zach and Cody's mom. Oh. Wow. She doesn't even have a name. The respect. I don't even know their last name.

Sweet. Zach and Cody's mom? It's probably not down there if she doesn't have a name. I was thinking of Lois from Malcolm in the middle. Oh. I don't know. Jane Cack. Merrick. Didn't they just have a reboot Malcolm in the middle?

They did. It's on Hulu now. No free ads though. Delete that. Malcolm in the middle life crisis. Yeah. I like that. That's a good title for a reboot. We're 0 for one. Hopefully the mom of the group can have better luck. Brooke 9 is off the board. Oh, 15. Briggs already giving up.

From 1984 to 1992 on NBC, she's the classic no-nonsense mom who keeps five kids in line, runs the house like a courtroom, and always knows who did what? Name this mom. That's a long-running show. Eight years, yeah. Did Judge Judy ever get her own sitcom?

That would actually be kind of fun. My first thought, because it's such a long-running show, I mean, it spanned almost two decades then, is Claire Huxable from the Cosby Show. Oh, that is so good at a family of five. Let's stick with Claire Huxable. I love the answer.

Brooks going Claire Huxdable? And she's great from the Cosby Show. I don't know how you got that. That was great. Mom powers. We're talking famous sitcom moms for Mother's Day this Sunday, and Jose Europe, 9 and 15 are off the board. Let's go 12.

On ABC, from 2009 to 2020, this suburban mom is married to Phil and is constantly one meltdown away from organizing a spreadsheet about her feelings. The only thing louder than her kids is her correcting her husband, Phil, helpful ideas. Name this mom.

Okay, I'm thinking Phil Margera. Remember that show? Bam Margera? There it is. She was a powerful mom. She had to take care of Bam and the husband. Such well-balanced kids that she raised. You know what? Is that what you're going with?

But she deserves her. It's her day today. April Margera. Is that really her name? Yes it is. Ape the Yinser Pennsylvania. April Margera is not correct. I'm pretty sure Viva Labam didn't air for 11 years on ABC. That might have been the one point you got screwed up there. It's Claire Dunphy from Modern Family. Oh, yeah, I don't watch that show. Played by Julie Bowen. I still like my answer. I do too. Shout out April. Come on the show. Jeffrey, we're over to you. If you get this wrong, the mother of the show is going to win the Mother's Day shock.

You got to throw it, dude. Can't let her win. Don't know it. Whoa. Let's see what happens. I'm going to go number three. Number three, from ABC. This is a tough one, 1969 to 1974. She's the iconic mom of a blended TV family with six kids, endless life lessons, and a kitchen that feels like the center of the universe. Name this mom. Yes, finally, all the years of watching Nick at Night with my mom is going to pay off.

I thought of this lady right when we started talking. This is the mom from the Brady Bunch. Yep. There's a story. What is her name? What's her name? She is a lovely lady. With a bunch of kids.

Some of them are hers. I can't remember. Damn. What is her name? It's got to be an old 60s name, so I'm going to go with Alexis's mom. Barbara Brady. Barb Brady is incorrect, Jeffrey. You had the right person directionally.

You did not have the name. Her name is Carol Brady. And Barb is going to be really not. Hey, shout out of you. Shout out to all our moms, but shout out to Brooke for winning today's Plenty of 20. All right, so Brooke, you win the mom trivia. You're going to get to choose who gets shocked while singing Miss Jackson by Outcast.

Who's it going to be? I'll pick the youngest of the group. Give it to Alexis. I thought you're going to say future mama something. No, the farthest away from being a mom. I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. Ooh, I am for real. Never meant to make your daughter cry.

You made us cry. It was very dope-boy, s. That was your shock-collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Who in this room loves live music? Oh, me, me. Yeah. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, okay?

Now, who in this room loves paying exorbitant prices to go see live music? I like it best when the tickets seem cheap, and then you add up all the fees. And you're like, wait, now I'm bankrupt. And then a week before, they're like half price. Yeah, yeah. Because no one sold out yet. Glad I thought it early. What a fun industry.

Well, if you love live music, but hate the expenses and the general inconvenience of dragging yourself to a giant stadium for some huge concert, this could be another option for you. Because the movie chain AMC is going to start showcasing live concerts in their theaters. Oh, that's pretty cool. Just to be clear, the artists aren't physically performing there. They're just streaming their shows into the theaters. The only friend I've had who has ever gone to an event like this, he's a big fan of fish. Oh, really? Fish concert.

And they do live stuff all the time. And their fan base is so, you know. It's niche. Yeah. It's a new thing they're trying called Arena One at AMC. And tickets will range anywhere from 40 to 75 bucks. I thought it was going to be the same as a movie. Shockingly, that's what we refer to now as a bargain.

What? Oh, my gosh, because they're like, oh, you're so going to the concert and seeing the concert. It's better than paying $300 to actually be there. I hate that I see their logic. And why do people still have their phones raised? No one's going to watch that. Super cool. Someone's going to be like, sit down.

Of course, they're only doing this for the biggest artists. Paris Hilton on June 18th. What? I thought you said biggest artists. Kim Petrus on the next. 19th and Marin Morris on the 20th. It's a veritable who's who of who. All blonde, right?

Isn't Kim Petrus also blonde? I have no idea. You'll have to pay $40 to find out. But each show will be simulcast to more than 300 AMC locations across the country, and there's going to be more concerts announced soon. Movie theaters are officially back, baby. All right. And so are laser stories right after this.

It's the radio segment that's got your breath right for summer. Oh. Introducing new ranch-flavored mouthwash. Yuck, job. Finally, a product that helps your breath smell like a Midwest refrigerator. It's only available with laser stories. A segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other yummy gummies just don't. This first laser story is out of a fan favorite. Florida. It's almost Mother's Day and your mom wants you to visit. That's a good point. She does. Even if you have to steal a car to get there. Whatever it takes for you, Mom.

That means you love her extra. Yeah. I say that because a 34-year-old Floridian named Eric Drake was walking around a suburban neighborhood looking for a vehicle to take when he spotted a car left running. So he just hopped in and took it north to visit his mother. I mean, is it even theft if the keys? are in it. Yeah, and you have good intentions. Yeah, well, you see,

even though Eric did a bad thing, he's really a good guy on the inside. That's right. And about halfway there, he had a change of heart and thought, this isn't right. I'm going to bring it back. So he pulled off on an exit and attempted to make a U-turn, then lost control the vehicle, which

ended up crashing into the local sheriff's office. Yikes. What? Karma, man. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but there was a car parked where the sheriff's desk used to be. Eric was dragged out of the vehicle and arrested and then admitted the car was not his. But once he told him, I was bringing it back. They let him go, right?

He needed to lead with that story and everything would have been fine. Fortunately, he didn't, so he was charged with grand theft while spending Mother's Day in jail. Is that even an excuse why you didn't get there to see your mom? I don't think so. Did mom come to visit? Did she bail him out? I guess we'll have to wait and see. Let's go to your next laser story out of Asia.

There's a strange new breakup trend making headlines overseas. Growing number of people in China are using an AI program called X. Dot Skill to build digital versions of their former partners. Yeah, baby. Someone misses someone. You can feel like you're still texting with them after you've broken up? Sort of, yeah. You upload things like old texts, pictures, voice notes, and social media posts,

and then AI totally not creepily recreates your ex's personality. Oh, no, they learn her tone and stuff. The speech patterns and also shared memories. I said not creepily. Is there a database of you who's using this? Because I think that would be very important for the public to see. I just want the world to know I won't do this because my AI bot will just start yelling at me immediately.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They say it's meant for personal reflection and emotional healing, not for stalking or harassment. Yes, and I'm sure the person who designed it was totally over there. They did that. If you need closure with your ex, why don't you talk to her about it? The fact that they have to clarify it's not for stalking is a little bit scary, though. And it's the first clarification.

Yeah. Critics are worried. It could create major privacy issues. No, just logical people are worried. Especially since someone's personal data could be used without. their permission. Still, some users say the AI versions of their exes actually helped them move on.

Oh. One person wrote, I was finally able to say everything that I'd been hesitant to say, and it made me feel better. The only sucky part was after I did that, the AI broke up with me again like my real partner did. Yeah, there it is. They brought up a whole

bunch of new points. I didn't even realize. And she cheated on me again. How does that happen? Let's go to your next laser story out of Fast Food. headquarters. Vending machine food is typically just a bag of stale chips, trail mix, and a candy bar that's sitting somewhere between the glass front and E24. Such a shame, but Chick-fil-A says they're changing all that because they just rolled out their first ever 24-hour vending machine. So now if your mouth is just watering for hot fried chicken, you're going to have to take a beat.

Wait, what? Because the machine won't be dishing out anything fresh or hot for. that matter. I was going to say, is it hot? No. What else do they serve at Chick-Pillet? I've never been. This is only stocked with items like cool wraps, Southwest veggie wraps, and waffle potato chips. Oh, you suck. Can you use the vending machines on Sundays?

Ah, she's got a point. That'd be a big loophole. You cannot use them on Sundays. Just like the restaurants, they're going to be closed. They're open 24-7, six days a week. Just like the other one. Darn it. Gotta leave a day for God. Now, apparently, it is temperature controlled.

I would hope so. And right now, it's currently sitting inside a children's hospital in Georgia. Early reviews from the hospital staff and patients seem overwhelmingly positive. Wait, it's successfully in a hospital? We're going to take it away? No, this is the first, like version. Oh, I thought we were taking it out. Like, you guys like it? Kids, all right, we're unplugged it.

We're going to move it now. This is the beta test, and they want to make more of them. I will say online people are a little bit more critical. of it. One user said, so basically it's all the worst things on the Chick-fil-A menu. I know. But if it's one a am at a hospital, there's not a lot of options. Yeah, it's better than nothing.

Another person said no sandwich or fries. Why bother? Yeah, even the nuggets are good from what I hear. Again, those nurses are comparing this to the hospital food. So, yeah, it's all good. Like we said, better than nothing. Yeah. Let's go to your final laser story out of Tooth Town.

I got one. Hopefully more than one. If you're visiting a foreign country, there's supposedly a new tell that you're American. Uh-oh. Your perfect smile. Oh, yeah. Dude, it feels like everyone gets braces. Yeah, now.

Yeah. In fact, there's an article going viral that says foreigners notice Americans great smiles and it's creeping them out. Experts say there's a few reasons that it might be happening. Number one, the cosmetic dentists. industry in the U.S. is absolutely booming. Could surpass $20 billion this year. And number two, there's a new term in Europe called turkey teeth, which mocks people who have cheap overdone veneers that don't seem natural.

I think that's worldwide get mocked. And they're bad veneers. I don't understand why you can't give veneers where there's just like a little bit off. They do I mean? They do. I've been looking into this, Brooke. They have them now. You can buy veneers.

I have a shade of yellow to them. Or just even a little tiny bit of crookedness. Yeah. Crookedness. Yeah, anything. Like, give me some personality in your teeth. I don't need to be looking at some piano keys sticking out of your head. Like a few like chips in there.

Yeah. Yeah, sure. Put one of the black keys in there. Because of that, though, some foreigners say turkey teeth smiles, give them the ick. For example, in Australia, a prominent dentist says her patients worry about ending up with a smile that looks too American. Hey, nobody got time for that. No, no. don't fix that cavity.

Instead, they prefer work that looks natural, not something that seems like they've had their teeth done. So if you move to Europe, you've got to get like a snagletooth installed. There's nothing natural about this country. As for this guy, he got rid of his naturals years ago.

And replaced them with a large set of horsey-looking Eleanor Roosevelt. A turtle with teeth, huh? Now who's getting all the ladies, this guy. And that sound means laser story. has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Monday.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You've seen Cairns assert their will at restaurants, baseball stadiums, and even children's lemonade stands. But now a clip is going viral of a wild Karen losing control at a gas station. And we have the audio.

Plus, maybe America's number one comfort meal that millions buy at the grocery store, has been put into question. It's all over what one woman saw on the instruction list. It's got the internet in an absolute frenzy, and it's all coming up in a brand new. Woo! TikTok Clickshot! We'll do it right after this.

Running out of time before Mother's Day, and if you're still needing a last second gift idea, forget the big pricey bouquet of flowers. Instead, give her a one-month free trial subscription for... TikTok ClickShok! Oh, wow. It's TikTok ClickShok, where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're going to get right into it with your first TikTok ClickShok, which is a viral video out of Texas that's got over 18 million views.

And it was only posted three days ago. Dang. What the heck is this? Because a guy starts up his Corvette at a gas station. Yeah. And that's when a random woman walks over, kicks his car door. and goes off on him. For what?

She has, quote, sensitive ears. Oh, yeah. The video is titled, Karen kicks Corvette. I mean, they're at a gas station where cars convened.

You could put ear plugs in. You would think if it was that much of an issue for you. You'll hear the audio of what happens after she kicks the car. Oh, God. That you understand

when I said to you sound. I understand, ma'am. I will call the police. Oh, what? and have them enforced the law. Do you understand? Ma'am. Do you understand?

You just take my vehicle, ma'am. Do you understand? You just take my vehicle. Do you understand? Back away from my car now. Oh, my gosh. Back away from my car. No, you have to certify that you understand.

Oh, God. Do you understand me? Do not do that again. It's so painful. Wait. She has sensitive ears because she had to listen to her own voice or her whole life. Is that? That's why she's screaming because she can't hear anymore.

They're so sensitive. At what point do you just take a moment and be like, what am I doing? Yeah. Why am I saying this? What is this war I'm starting? I can't believe you're not going to support this proud mom right before Mother's Day. Do I understand? Do you understand?

I don't know if I understand. Confirm. There were some people in the comments who did not support what she did, but they understood her frustration with extremely loud car. I could get that. It's very loud car. But it's also like you're there for like five seconds. The car is going to leave.

Nobody's hanging out at the gas station. If the police come, that siren is going to trigger her. That's going to be. She makes a point. By the end, the Corvette driver tells the woman he's going to contact authorities and get a photo of her license plate. Yes, do it. So he's going to out care in her. I love it.

She's the one who hit his car. That's all we know on that front. But bottom line, personal sensitivity to noise does not give you the right to damage somebody else's property. Oh, that's too bad. I don't know if I fully agree. If that was a TikTok click shock, you next. Woo! TikTok click shock!

Is another car incident. What? It's a viral video that sparked a big online debate where a young man is about to take a drive with his girlfriend and his mom. And as they walk over to get into his car, the girlfriend hops into the front seat. And the mom tries to kick her out because she doesn't want to sit in the back. Yeah, mom's up front. Yeah, mom always goes up front. Of course.

Some say the mom was out of line. Others say elders get priority when it comes to riding shotgun. That's true. Not even if it's not mom. Dude, if it was her car, the mom would still go in the front seat. Yes. And the boyfriend would be in the back seat. Well, said.

Agreed, Brooke. Well, here's the audio of how it went down. I'm not sitting in the back seat. You need to get out. You go sit in the back seat today. You need to get out. I'm not sitting in the back seat. My mom is coming soon.

I have a lot of people. What do you mean? What do you mean? Oh, it's not that beat. It's sitting in the back seat. All right, you can be, bye. Y'all not married anyway, honey. You're just going somewhere.

You act like you gotta sit in the back seat forever. Yes. Okay, bye. Yeah, Mom! Well, it's not like she would have to sit in the back seat forever either. Yeah, but not the point. Who pulled out their phone and started videotaping the mom and the girlfriend in a fight? Ooh, I don't know.

Maybe it's the car camera. Maybe there's another sibling in the back. Yeah. Well, TikTokers weighed in on the woman's reaction after being asked to sit in the back. One user said the front seat is earned, not give it. Oh, it's true. What does that mean? I mean, it means that mom always gets shotgun.

Yeah. Well, I'm sure the girlfriend did some stuff to earn that front seat too. Another comment said, I'm sorry, but I would not let my mom disrespect my partner like that. My mom, no. Oh. Because he's not standing up to either of them. He's just letting it unfold. Maybe he was the one recording.

Yeah. And that brings us to... But the internet decides. It brings us to the last comment that said, The son is the real problem. He didn't step in and say, this is how it's going to be. Why do you just say,

hey, my mom's not going to live as long as you? So just take the back seat for a second. You'll get there eventually. If you want to take a side, go ahead and find the video on your own. Because we're moving on. That was a TikTok click shock. That was good.

And your final... Woo! TikTok Click Shock! We got to end with a good. Good news story. Oh, yay Jeff. Instead of being in honor of Brooke this time, this specific clip is in honor of Alexis. Oh, hey. Because see, there's a woman who's going viral on TikTok for just now realizing she doesn't

follow the instructions on Kraft mac and cheese. Oh, no. And it's been kind of an inside joke on our show that Alexis has her own unique take on how to cook hers. Alexis, what is your mac and cheese recipe? No milk and butter. Yes. Wait, no milk and no butter.

No, just the powder. after you, like you drain it and then you use like, you know, it's still kind of damp, so you got to get the powder on quick and stir it. Okay, so just a few like dry clumps of powder attached to the wet noodle. Exactly. Alexis knows she's making it wrong. She just enjoys it like this now. Well, the woman who's going viral now with almost 3 million views was absolutely shocked at how much butter you're supposed to put in the recipe. That's why you skip it.

I do go a little less butter just because you don't need a quarter of a cup. Yes, you do. More better the better. That is just a rule in life. And if you don't follow it, you're not living life to its fullest. Let's listen. Who actually puts four tablespoons of butter in one box of macaroni? Well, to answer her question, the number one top response was all of us.

Every single person who makes this put four tablespoons. I mean, it makes it creamy and thick. All boxes are a little different because like the A&E's type only asks for two tablespoons. Oh, really? I'm just saying. I never buy that one. The second most popular comment was four tablespoons of butter and craft mac and cheese.

That's just madness. Got to put in the whole stick. Suddenly your $2.00 box of mac and cheese costs $10. Now, soup. The others told the woman, don't ever invite me over for dinner at your place. Yeah, come on.

And finally, one woman named Josie said, babe, you're making box mac and cheese. You're no better than the rest of us. Remind me to never post my recipe online. Those people would. Those were your... TikTok click shop. Stories for the week.

We got your phone tap coming up. Next. Time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Today we call a woman who spends her free time volunteering at an assisted living facility for seniors. Nice. She spends about 10 to 15 hours a week helping out and cleaning up,

doing pretty much thankless work until now. Oh. Hey. Because someone from the center is about to show their appreciation for everything she's done. Oh, no. And that person is none other than Alan Winterbott. Oh, no. In fact, he's got a very special surprise just for her.

You need a phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi. I'm sorry, who is this? Oh, this is Alan, Alan Winterbottom.

Are you, Kimberly, from the S. Assisted Living? Yes, I want volunteer there. Yeah, it's you. You're the one. You look like a young Barbara Stanwick. I'm sorry, I don't know you. What's this about?

Well, so I'm the senior representative that gives out all the hoo-haz to the volunteers that make this great pisshole work. Okay, yeah? Yeah, you get a hoo-ha from Alan. Hoo-ha! Wow, thanks, Alan. Yeah, no, thank you. Is there anything else, or is... Oh, there's more.

You know, for being such a great volunteer, you get... get a prize. Oh, okay. I don't need one, though. It's fine. No, no. Papi cock. Don't be modest, you little tart.

Just take the dang prize. Excuse me? So I'm going to spin the wheel here. I'm going to tell you what you get. I'm so confused. You have a wheel. Yeah, sure do. There's a lot of prizes on here.

I wish I won a lifetime supply of country. crack? Country what? Country crock. You know the butter substitute that comes in a big tub? I actually don't. You haven't lived till you got a mouthful of crock. You know, I think maybe someone else might appreciate that prize a little bit more than...

We don't even know what you're going to win. That's the beauty of the wheel. So let's do a countdown together. Start at three. one or sorry three three two

and I should actually have a wheel yeah holy canoli it's your lucky day Kimberly what I get to live with you

I'm sorry what yeah it's a two months stay at Kimberly's apartment that's what it says I think you must be confused. I live in a two-bedroom and there's not enough room as it is. You got a heart of solid gold and you're going to receive treasures in heaven for taking care

of old Alan. In more ways than one. Alan, I appreciate it so much. I appreciate it more. I don't know how you got my number. You're on the volunteer list. Well, yeah, but for the assisted living, like I come and volunteer there. Well, now you don't even have to come down. I'll just head on over to you. And if you're wondering, don't worry, I pack light. It's just my CPAP in a bottle of Seattle.

Alan, listen to me. I'm going to start packing right now. Alan, you cannot live with me. Wait, what? I don't care what the wheel says, Alan, you cannot live with me. I don't have enough room for you. I don't even know how this happened, but that's not an option. Oh, shoot.

You're probably right. Yes. Let's spin it again. Oh, God. Oh, look here. You just got the second best prize. You get to stay overnight with me in my room. What?

Ellen, I'm beginning to think that you are making this whole thing up. Oh, well, gosh, you're a sharp one, aren't you? because this whole thing is kind of a prank phone call. What? Yeah, I said this is a prank. My real name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you, Kimberly. Oh, my God.

I'm sorry. I was so nervous. I was like, I'm never going to be able to go back to this sister living ever again. Alan was so excited to hang out with you, but your sister, Shireen, is the one who set you up for this. Oh, my God. She said you've been volunteering down at the senior home for a while, and there's some interesting characters you run into. Oh, my gosh, I'm crazy.

Don't worry. You're not going to be living with Alan, and he's not going to be living with you. So maybe we just need to spend the wheel one more time. Let's do it. Oh, boy, a lifetime supply of country crocker. Are you kidding me? Of course.

I win the butter substance. Yeah, you and I can share if you want to. Oh, great. Just bring it to my room. I'll show you what to do. Right. Brooklyn Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning.

Ladies love a musical man who can play guitar and sing. Oh, my gosh. A double. Harry Stiles, John Mayer, Mark Zuckerberg when he's playing Guitar Hero 5. E. Lexus, you just swooned, admit it. I think I just threw up.

So hot. But that's why we were baffled to learn that our listener sent his date an original song written just for her after their night out. And he's still not getting a callback? Whoa. We've never done this before. But in exchange for our help, he's going to let us play it right here on the air. Oh, I'm so excited.

Will he become the next Mark Zuckerberg on guitar cue? It's going to be a hit. It's going to be tough. We'll find out in your brand new second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. We've heard of people using chat GPT to write their dating profiles for them.

Yeah. People photoshopping themselves with the help of AI looking taller and skinnier. Ooh, even my wallet looks fatter. Oh, thanks, AI. Please tell me for the first time ever we're actually getting AI on the phone because they couldn't get a second date. Oh, no. We're not quite there yet. But how would you?

you use AI after a date to help you get a call back? Huh. Apparently, our listener, Dennis, figured out a creative way that didn't really work because he needs our help. So I guess we'll get to that in a minute. But first, we do have to get a little bit more information out of him. So first, Dennis, welcome to the show. Hey, thanks for having me.

Did you type in to chat, GPT, what to say back to us just then? Are you that reliant? No, that was me. That was all me. Oh, wow. A freestyle. Good for you, Dennis. Well, you must be pretty desperate if you're going to AI before coming to us.

But tell us about this girl that you want us to call today and how you met her. All right. Well, I met Taylor on a dating app. We bonded over my chat GPT script that I wrote. It was really good. Hold on. What do you say really good? Like, she knew it was chat GPT or just in general?

She loved your bio. I didn't ask her. I don't know. I mean, she was just getting along. It was working. Oh, yeah. Don't stop the momentum. Yeah.

All right. So did you meet up for a date? IRL? We met up for a date. We did. We had dinner. Now the pressure's on you to come up with your own questions and talk to her directly. How did that go? Well, wow. I mean, I only use chat GPT a couple times, you know, during my day to look out of the screen. I don't think she noticed, though. What were you looking for, though? Like, were you looking for, like, cool question prompts or something?

She didn't notice you're typing a prompt to chat. Conversations. Yeah, things to ask and talk about. How do I compliment? her sparkly eyes again without saying the same thing. I mean, it's interesting because you sound like a real charismatic guy that you would be that reliant on this. Well, I get a little shy around girls women. Got it.

Yeah. I understand that. So what did you and chat GPT talks to Taylor about? I like how it's we now. There's two of them on a day. What would the two of you come up with? Well, it just gave you some great surface talk. And we talked about family and stuff.

Family? Also, I wasn't using it the whole time. I would kind of gauge the conversation and figure out where to go, you know. Okay, so like only if you got stuck or there was a lull. I'll say, I don't know about using it during it, but I don't think it's bad to come up with a list of like five questions to get you out of a awkward moment in a date. I think that's being prepared.

Exactly. And it was chat TVT that reminded me that I have an older sister and she does too. You didn't remember that you had a sister? Well, I mean, it just reminded me to bring it. up. The connection. It's like AI Brownie points. And we're both close to her older sister.

So that was nice, you know. We bonded over. She loves country music like I do. I mean, listen, I've been on a lot of dates. And there was a lot of sharing and a lot of laughing on this date between us. And it just really felt great. What did chat GPT tell you to do at the end? Did it tell you to go in for a kiss?

It suggested maybe to go for a walk. I didn't know we were actually still going to ask it what to do. Okay, that was kind of a joke. Give me a walking path to get a kiss. Well, that could be romantic. How did the walk go? We're underneath the moonlight. I mean, it was just really pretty and beautiful.

I mean, I was just feeling so good. And then I was like, you know, wow, should I go in for the kiss, you know? I was like, eh. Did chat GPT think it was a good idea? Do you're not writing still at this point? Please tell me. No, I'm not on my phone at this time. Oh, thank God.

Okay. So you're, you're, you're. making the decision to go in for the kiss. Yeah, well, I was going to, but right before I was going to do it, she kind of like snatched or swatted like a bug out of the air. And I was like, is that a sign for me not to? Like she was swatting you away. Go, shoot.

Yeah. I wasn't sure. So I just went in for the hug at the end. Okay, I think that's fine. Safe, same, man. Was there any talk about future hangouts? Other than her texting me that she got home safely, it's been silence

from her since then. It's been like three days. That is weird. Now, going back to what we were saying earlier about using AI after the date to help get you reconnected, you came up with a way to do that. What did you do? I did. I thought it would be really creative if I had

AI help me make like a 30 second song about our date and then said it to her. Oh, yeah, you can make music on AI. An AI generated song. Yeah. Brooke, you're wincing. right now at the thought of it. Why?

It's like giving a collage picture book after the first date. It's just a little too quick too soon. I know it didn't take much effort, but... Well, I thought the song was great. Well, you did. Maybe we'll play it later. I'd love to hear it, you know? Well, he actually sent us the song. Yeah, I said you guys the song.

Is it cool if we played it right now so that we can hear it? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Oh, my gosh. We're going to load it up. Here's the AI generated song he created called Taylor, Where'd You Go? Oh, wait, that's what we titled it? That's what he titled it.

I thought it was a reflection of what a fun night he had. Well, let's listen. I haven't heard you. Talked about our families. You even know my mom's name. You said you loved my playlist, playing country in the rain. Then we walked beneath the moonlight. It felt like a movie scene.

So Taylor, where'd you go? What does this radio silence mean? Uh-oh. Oh. Oh, Taylor. Wow. Is that the new Taylor Swift? No, it was a sad song.

It's upbeat, but the lyrics are sad. I'd be calling you back after that song. Come on, it was good. No, it was good. I mean, those AI songs were cute. I think it's either funny or clingy. Like, I don't know which way you'd take it. You don't find it romantic in any way that he put in all the extra effort to have AI write a song for it.

It could be funny. I like that. spin on it. We'll see what Taylor actually thinks about it. Where'd you go? I'm so alone. Let's play it. Radio silence.

Man, it's laugh for me. We're talking with families. Oh, yeah. Mom's name. A name. Country in the rain. He's jamming out to it. We're going to come back and then we'll try to get you your second date,

update, AI style with Taylor. Right, I do this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Morning. Second Date update. I'm not going to lie, our listener Dennis had a big impact on me just now. Did he? Really?

Because he made me want to make an AI-generated song for our show. Oh. Hit it. Felt so great. Now they won't even communicate. You're staring at your lonely own. Don't you worry, don't you fear the answer is that you broke in Jeffrey. Second date and Jeffries.

Second date up. Disney Channel L.C. You got the kids cheering at the end. Is it still like kids. incorporated if you're old enough to know. Like I said, they all kind of sound the same. Well, not enough references to how handsome I am in the song, but I'll take it. You could have told it.

Yeah, you're clearly. Literally sings what you say. Room for improvement. But the whole reason I did that, if you missed part one, is because Dennis sent an AI-generated country song to his date Taylor three days after they met up. Because, give the people what they want. Actually, the voice is exactly the same. Really is.

I'm telling you. That's why the recording artists don't have to be worried. Yeah. Okay. Where'd you go? Oh, man. Do we have to call or can we just listen to AI music the whole day? I wish.

He thought that song would be a fun way to help restart the conversation between them. Unfortunately, no dice. I am glad you said it after she had already ghosted you. Yeah. Yeah. What else do you have left to lose at that point? That's not the reason. Something must be up.

We're going to try to figure out what that is and just dial her right now. You ready to do this, Dennis? I am, thanks. Okay. All right, let's see what she has to say. Here we go. Hi, is this Taylor? This is she who says?

This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Real people. Hi, good morning. Thanks for clarifying. Well, I mean, she's gotten a lot of weird stuff sent to her at the last year. Yeah. So, sorry to like burst in on your day, but we're doing this segment right now.

It's called a second date update. Okay. Okay, so basically, what that is is where if someone goes out on a date and they're not getting a call back afterwards, we can try to reach out on the person's behalf to see if there's a reason for it. And in this case, we're trying to help out a guy named Dennis. Okay. Okay.

Okay. There's somewhat of a smile on your face. It sounds like when we mentioned Dennis a little bit. I would say maybe an awkward feeling. An awkward feeling. That's not always bad, though. No, but Dennis feels like you've been kind of avoiding him because you haven't really been responding to any of his messages

and he isn't sure why. He does not feel like it. He knows that she's in voice. That adds to the feeling. Yeah. Is there a reason? I don't know if I feel comfortable discussing this on the radio. Well, you don't have to say anything if you feel uncomfortable with it.

It's just Dennis feels very confused. because he felt like your date went really, really well. Yeah. So, did you feel that way? Wait, why did you say, oh, God? Well, I'll give him some creativity points. All right. Good, those are important.

For what? What did he do that was creative? I mean, there was a song. But I just kind of felt like our date didn't. It just wasn't when I was expecting. It didn't sit right with me. Sit right. I'm not sure if you've ever had this.

but I kind of felt like maybe we had more of a connection over the phone, and it's just I'm looking for something more in person. You guys had more like text chemistry than like real physical chemistry. Why in this day and age do you need something more in person? Chemistry is really overrated. Yeah. I mean, you're going to have to have a lot of personal moments. You need to click.

You could do those online. But you did say you gave him creativity points for the song that he sent. That's good. I'm saying creativity points, but I didn't find it a little weird. Got it. Okay. Like creativity. Weirdly close to the heart in that sense. I think maybe more funny, right?

You don't find it funny. You know, I'm just going to say that I've been considering other dates at this time. I just feel like something was off with him. Well, you know, before you start doing that and throwing yourself back into the awkwardness of the dating pool, You said that the chemistry with Dennis was off on that date night. Maybe it'll be better right now because he's on the other line listening waiting to talk to you. I can feel the chemistry. Hey, hi, I, uh, hi Taylor.

There he is. Like, what are you doing? Hold on, hold on. Hold on what? Us? I'm reaching out to see how your lovely day is. Dennis, put the, I mean, I guess don't put the phone down because you're probably talking on it.

But like, close. Yeah, just. Just talk to Taylor. Without help. Brooke, she doesn't know what the situation is. How could you not? It doesn't matter. Okay.

I'm just a little confused about what I don't know. But Dennis, you didn't feel like things were off on our date? Hold on. Oh, boy. No, you can't do this all the time. Wait, wait. Hold on. Let him cook.

Let him cook. The things were off, but then we can turn it to on. That is the stupidest line. Dennis, don't need that. And he said you wouldn't notice down the phone. Dennis, I'm not really sharing if you're understanding what I'm saying, but I feel like there is a disconnect here. Hell, it's just, so sometimes I get nervous, you know,

and like you like the song, right? The song was okay. I would change subject. sometimes sometimes i use ai like before our date to start out and a couple times you know during the day then the song of course i kind of wish chow gpti had written that shorter for him yeah you see why you yeah i get it so you're saying the song and when we're talking everything is AI well i'm not i mean a lot a lot a lot I mean, me too, but...

I feel like it says just thinking right now. Dude, I feel like AI has stunted your emotional growth. Yeah, as a human. Yeah. Is your profile all AI then? Whoa. Um, AI helped, yeah. But listen, AI's only as good as the prompt you give it.

So he must be a good prompt giver. You guys know that this is really weird, right? It's uni. him, everybody uses it to write their dating profiles. Yeah, do you ever use it in your life? I don't think everyone. I mean, I especially don't. I just I feel like if you're going to have

one-on-one interactions with another human, maybe AI isn't the best. Like, especially on our dates. But the song, no. The song is also AI. Okay, great. We got a lot of horror.

I mean, no other human has asked AI to write a song for you before. Right? Like, God, I hope. I guess I wouldn't know what I. Oh, that's okay. Well, I mean, the thing is, like, you didn't get a good gauge of who he is because he was too reliant. Maybe he can back off of AI and you guys can actually see if you're compatible.

Can he do that? I don't know. Did you hear what she said? We both have older sisters, you know? No, I don't think Brooke said that just now. He just remembered. He's just reading old AI prompts. Oh, yeah.

You're looking at your phone again. Okay. Well, he's great at prompts, and maybe this is a good time to prompt you with a question, Taylor, because we'd like to offer to send you on another date with Dennis, and we would pay for it. Come on, Taylor. I'll try to just to talk to you just, you know, me. Okay. Okay.

Talk to you just me. Poor dude. He's just nervous. You understand that. He really was delightful before you go. I think you guys listen. I'm not feeling the parks here.

I think it's a lesson. Dennis, just be yourself. You don't need to rely on artificial intelligence. Use your own. Yeah. I'm going to answer you guys. Okay.

Hold on. Okay. You know, why don't you email us? The response to that. As you were going to email it, give us three different separate responses. You know, a different style. do we like the best.

Guys, I hope that you're all having a great day, but I think I'm going to go. This feels a little ridiculous. I need to get back to work right now. I actually thought she already hung up. Okay, well, we're going to say goodbye to you in just a second. Just hold on. I got something really good to say.

Hit the song. Thanks for being here. Hey, hold on. I thought we have something. I'm sorry. It's a song started. We're out of time, Dennis. Ah, shoot.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Text into 78592 says Can you play the Taylor Where'd You Go song again? That's slapsed. It's kind of catchy. We've got half a dozen people who actually want to hear

the whole song played on our show. It's like a country playlist in the range. Yeah. If the song blows up around the world, who gets the royalties? It's an AI song. Wait a minute. The only person who doesn't want to hear it

is just Taylor herself. Aw, the one it's made for. Where did Taylor go? She left. She's gone. That's a follow-up song. So no date for Dennis. No, and no new song for us either.

I hated that second date song. Yeah, no one is requesting the AI Brooklyn Jeffrey's second date theme song to be replayed. I'm offended. Yeah, you wanted like that middle part to be like some sort of breakdown where everybody sings along together. So clutch. One day maybe on the show I'll play you guys my intro song to the giggle gang. It sounds exactly like what we just heard. You'll pass on that one too.

Yeah. We can't wait. But you know what? AI aside, we can help you with your dating life. If you ever need us, email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. And you go check out all of our second date updates online wherever you get your podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

When you think of the most heartbroken fan bases over the years, you might think the New York Mets. Oh, yeah. But they kind of deserve it. No. Even they say that. It's fine. Another New York team, the Jets. They definitely deserve it.

And let's not forget about the people who are still rooting for Benefer, Part 3. Come on, Benefer. They just give it one more shot. That's a New York and New Jersey thing. No matter how many times they've been disappointed, they're still loyal. And it's the same with the fans of my parody music, who have stuck by me, even when I sang about Bed, Bath, and Beyond going bankrupt three separate times before it finally happened. this one's for you guys

All right, maybe today I'll actually make you proud with my brand new song of the week right after this. It is time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and out of all the weekends in all the weeks of the year

out of all 52 this one is for the moms. Oh, yeah. We own this weekend. That's right. And you know what? Just because I'm not going to talk to mine doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to yours.

You're not even going to give her a text? Come on, Jeff. Just reply to one of her DMs on Facebook? Yeah. Maybe send her a meme or something. Okay. In fact, I bet there's a lot of you out there, and I guess I'm being optimistic here,

who have already made plans. Yeah. Whether that's a little get-together or a spa day, or sending her a cameo from Lance Bass. Ew. Your heart is in the right place. That's right. Because you're thinking of the woman

who sacrificed everything for you. But there are a handful of people, both children and adults, who are going to risk it all and give mom an actual physical present. Oh, okay. Well, they should, right? That's not what she wants.

If you've heard rumors about moms having to fake it with dad, you ain't seen nothing yet. She's like the Meryl Streep of saying, oh, I love this custom cheese grater. You could use it on vegetables too, mommy. Oh, what a thoughtful little nightmare you are. So this Sunday morning, when brunch is over and all the presents are opened and the dust is settled,

truly the Oscars should go to Mom for getting stoked about the same weird little gift she gets from her family every single year. That's right. And I had to sing a song about those gifts. That's why instead of doing the big hit by Ella Langley, Chooze in Texas, it's Young Jeffries pasta necklace. That's so good. I'll be wearing mine Monday morning. Point when I'm ready. Here we go.

Point. Just when my mama thought that I bought her something, Tiffany. I hot glued some bottle tops to a string and I called it Jewish. My drawings of her look like a job of the hut with one giant eyebrow and a cigarette butt Got her presence every here on Mother's Day with some half-lated balloons Instead of flowers made a DIY bouquet out of forks and plastic spoons I discovered by the street Cause she's the rock of our whole family

Eyes were burning from the smell Big crate of floral soaps and gels Wow, rosewater marshmallow scented eucalyptus lotion I don't even know what that means Well I hope that my mom is wanting some cheap mall contraband Because I got her a mug, it says number one mom in comic sands. Woke up to surprise her early one morning, I snuck up and opened her bedroom door

and saw her wrestling daddy in an awkward way, shout and get out of the room. But from the noises that I'm, I heard my mom make she was winning, I assume. It don't take a lot to wow my mom, you see, she knows the greatest gift she got was me. Don't need Gucci or Chanel. My pasta necklace suits are well.

Made her some weird clay bowls with some holes in the side and a big wooden sign that just says mommy loves wine. Bunch of popsicle sticks, I stuck together with tape. She just smiled and didn't mind. It was Blair with shade. Made her breakfast by myself and cooked her eggs with the shells inside them too. And I could tell that I missed up her fresh.

Oh, Jay, I forgot to add the boo. My handprint in Samantha was pretty chic, but those coupons for free hugs expire next week. Got a robe that team ourselves. Four sizes big, but who can tell? No, and as a gift to her, I helped her siphon gas outside of Shell. Let's drive, Mommy. Just like I thought I crud. My mama's mom day chambery

I got a coupon once for my daughter that was just a coupon for one picture where she actually smiles. That's a good one. Only one take, too. Yeah, only one take and I can only use it once. I'm waiting still for the perfect time. Wedding day. Yeah, maybe. Just keep holding now.

That was your Mother's Day song of the week. You could text in to 7-8-5-9-2. Tell us what you thought about it. It was great. We're going to post a video up on all of our socials at Brooke and Jeffrey with all the lyrics so you can send it to your mom or to somebody who needs a great gift idea for their mom. Skip the Gucci. We got you covered. That's right.

Grab some seashells. Happy Mother's Day, everybody. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Shout out to all the moms out there. They do everything. They nurture. They care. They even like to take down other moms in trivia games.

Because that's the goal for our listener, Renee, today, who just happened to stumble upon a special Mother's Day themed round of trivia. Renee, welcome to the show. Hi. Are you a mom, Renee? Yeah. All right. You probably had no idea that you'd be with us for such a special occasion, did you?

No, I didn't. But you say you get all the questions right whenever you play over the radio back at home. The question is how will you do in person against the big bad mama herself who is staring right through me and wants to blow my house down? I would like to add an additional prize today. If you win, I will come to your house and I will let you swaddle me and cuddle me and burn me like a baby. You can be my mommy for the weekend. Wow, what an offer. Oh, wow.

Okay, Jose. Yay, Renee. I mean, Mom. I think she's going to tank the game. Or just burn her own house down on purpose. She's just like, pass, pass, pass, pass. Let's see how it goes, Renee. Brooks leaving the studio.

You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready? Yes. Okay, good luck. I remember because Mother's Day is this weekend. All of the questions are Mother's Day themed.

So here we go. Your time starts now. In America, the most common term for mother is mom, but in Britain, it's what? Mum. What is the traditional Mother's Day flower? Oh, pass. What's the world record for most children ever born to one mother?

Oh, 25? When baby elephants are born, they can't see very well, so they identify their mother through what sense? Smell. What's the most common day of the week for mothers to have babies, Monday, Tuesday, or Friday night? Friday night. All right, Renee. Well done. Brooke's going to rejoin us in the studio. And like we mentioned earlier, Renee is a mother playing against Brooke in Mother's Day trivia. And Renee, I heard a crazy rumor.

Just tell me this is true because it would be wild if it was. It says you named your kids and your pets after baseball fields. Yes. Wait. That's awesome. So wait, what are your kids' names? Camden for Camden Yards. Jacob's.

And then we had Rigley with our dogs. And now we have Oracle. Oh, wow. Now, do both of them hate to play baseball? Because I feel like that's what you set your kids up for when you, yeah. Yes. Oh, no. That's how it works.

The curse. Yeah, but you got to use reverse psychology next time. Yeah, there you go. Renee, you sound like a good mom, so good work there. Now it's Brooke's turn. Brooke, are you ready? Yes. Your time starts now.

In America, the most common term for mother is mom, but in, In Britain, it's what? Mommy. What is the traditional Mother's Day flower? Tulip. What is the world record for the most children ever born to one mother? 12. When baby elephants are born, they can't see very well, so they identify their mom through what sense?

Smell. What's the most common day of the week for mothers to have babies, Monday, Tuesday, or Friday night? Oh, okay. Let's go Friday night. We're locking in Thursday. Friday night. Okay. I just had both a bite on a Thursday. That's why I guess.

Is that weird? I didn't know that. I don't know that. I don't go to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose. I just want bigger boobs because I'm not happy with the ones that I have, and I figured this is a good way to do it. Valanos. I want to know what's a good way to do it. Become a mom.

Yeah, breastfeeding. Renee, you got two correct today. Yay. Yay. And Brooke, only one. Oh, you beat me. You're the matter of mom, and I'm coming home. You did that to yourself, Renee.

Congratulations. You beat Brooke and you got a new baby out of it too. Yeah, get the pinky ready. Wow. What a mother's day. Dude, when the spit up happens on your shoulder, you're going to need more than just a regular towel. Good luck with us.

Let's go over the answers. In America, the common term for mother is mom. In Britain, they say mum. Yeah. The traditional Mother's Day flower would be carnation. Oh, boom. Which is a tradition that started in 1906 when mothers would wear white carnations on mom's day. Yeah, by some cheapo.

Okay. The world record for most children ever born to one mother would be 69 kids. I thought you met all at once, like the quintuplets or whatever. No total, 69 children total. Dude, you don't even know who's your kid at that point. Yeah, what the heck? When baby elephants are born, they can't see very well, so they identify mom through smell. And the most common day of the week for mothers to have their babies is on Tuesdays.

So I'm sorry, Renee, it was enough to be Brooke. But just for playing, we are going to give you a pair of tickets to see Baby Kim on Wednesday, May 13th at Wammu Theater. She won. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just so used to saying that. It just came up naturally. Congratulations. Mom to mom, you beat her.

You get $100 plus what I just said. Awesome having you on. Come back and play again soon. great Mother's Day. We're going to do Win Brooks Buck same time on Monday.