Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Pizza Parody, Riffin’ Around Marching Bands + Reverse Catfish Date (3/6/26)

Episode Date: March 8, 2026

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Hey, it's Brick and Jeffrey, and we've got a brand new full hour. Just a warning before Jeff's song. Warning. Yeah, I think that he, I don't know if he either made a classic better and I'm never going to be able to hear the classic song the same again. Yeah. Or if he ruined it for me. Oh.

Wow. Can you can't even listen to the song? Because I really love the original, too. Got it. So you'll understand in just a second. And my God, we got such a response from, of course, our shot collar question of the day the other day where we did the marching bands. Yes, a few of you guys all commented that you want to hear more of it.

So guess what? Yeah, we listened. Yeah, we did. Yeah, we got a riffing around marching band style coming up and a new second date, but first comment. Yes. Well, it's going to say, I know we say go to our YouTube all the time, but today really is the day to go because you can see riffing around. And Jeff's song where there's a special guest appearance show up in it. So go to our YouTube at Brick and Jeffrey.

Yeah, good point. But for comments, we have, this was a text, actually, I saw it because it says, hi, since nobody wants to read it. my YouTube comment, Alexis, I figure I'll try to get a shout out here. My nine-year-old son and I have listened to every single YouTube episode and love your merch for a cause. I've been listening since Jeffrey was just a little side character. Brooke, if you ever need a wine bestie, let me know. I love you so much.

Jose, my son loves your laugh. And Alexis, well, I'm mad at you. But hi from Boise. X OXO, X, X, O, Sierra. That's so great, Sierra. So I hope I'm on your good side now. And we're working on getting another merch for a cause up. So we're ready for merch coming up in, I don't know, maybe a month or so.

Oh, okay. Yeah, there's my real deep tease. Yeah, your brand new full hour starts right now. People steal our stuff all the time. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Our phone taps, our second date calls.

They're all over TikTok and Facebook and Instagram. Yeah, I mean, it's cool that you found us that way. Yeah. Yeah. Someone tried to put my laugh over another show. Interesting. And it made it better. I was like, this is a good show.

I might go listen. But hardly any of those videos were actually posted by us. No. There never are almost. Could you make ours go viral? Yes. Thank you. We tried for about like a week or two to go after these people that were using our content and do like cease and desists.

But the trolls just laughed at us and created even more fake accounts. It was interesting. It did really honestly generate more. Yeah. It's actually wild. We just had to give up. But now I know what we should have done in hindsight. What's that?

We should have got the Spice Girls lawyers. Oh. I say that because a young lady from Canada named Lily Bond started her own business when she was just 13 years old. Oh, cute. Called Spice Girls Taco Seasoning. That's spice spelled with a Y, girls spelled with a Z. So she doesn't get sued. So there's a photo of Lily with her little company.

Oh, look, boy. She started selling packets of her homemade seasoning with her mom all around local farmers markets. I would totally buy that. Yeah, because she's the spice girl. Like, not as in the band. She'd make spicy tacos. Well, unfortunately for Lily, it got too popular. Uh-oh.

And guess who heard about it? Oh, no. Nasty spice. Yeah. Did lawyer spice come after them? Yeah, that's the name of the spice girl's lawyer. Soon, the British pop stars threatened to sue the little girl if she could. kept up her mean entrepreneurial shenanigans.

Oh, no. Lily tried to fight back, but could not afford the legal fees, saying the Spice Girls were too ruthless, so eventually she was forced to give up her dream and her company name. Oh, nice girls. Well, she's gotten older. Maybe she's now Taco Teen. Oh, let's switch it.

I'm just trying to think of alternatives. I'm sure that there's a music group that are called the Taco Teen, so you don't want to get into them either. Here's the good news. She did rebrand, and because of the global publicity from her feud with the Spice Girls, she's now selling even more. Okay, it's meant to be then. She should be blasting the Spice Girls music. No, don't you pump the bear?

Maybe our digital producer has the phone number to Nasty Spice Lawyer, and we can get that after the shock golly question of the day. But first, let's do what all the people want to hear. Some trivia, Jake. We're going to do that. Today is the National Day of Unplugging. Unplugging? Yes, where you're encouraged to step away from your technology, power down your devices for 24 hours. Wait, but can you do it after our show, please?

You know, you're supposed to reconnect with the world on a day like today. It's a nice thought, but let's be realistic. The average Joe can't even put their phone away long enough to microwave a hot pocket. No. They're listening for the timer, they're checking three different apps, two group chats, watching a video of a raccoon, take a milkshake from a door-dash drive, Aww, you know, hands. It deserves that milkshake.

That's just a snapshot of Jose's nightlife yesterday. But how phone addicted are we really? You're gonna have to tell me during a special Scroll Patrol edition of Plenty of 20. I feel like this is a PSA video. They're playing in all schools right now. You'll say number one through 20.

I'll give you a statistic about modern technology use. You just have to tell me if the real number is over or under. Oh, wow. We'll start with the woman who attempted to sell her online feet picks for under five bucks. But her Wi-Fi sucked, that's Alexis. And the guys kept going, no, here's 100. Three. For adults in the United States, the average time spent watching Netflix per day is two hours.

Is the real number over or under? Two a day is a lot. Like, in a weekend, easy. I mean. Totally if it's a weekend or a vacation week. And it's only Netflix. But honestly, like, one TV show episode now is like an hour. Yeah?

True. Or more. Yeah. So, we watch two episodes. I somehow think it is, oh, I have to hire, lower, not true. Over. Gosh, Alex. Over two hours?

Okay, now you lost me. I'm going under. I thought maybe just two. Under. Under's correct, Alexis. The average is about an hour and 10 minutes per day, but the heavy users do push that average up higher. Wow. Brooke, Rover, U.

Three is off the board. All right. Give me 19. The average teenager's daily screen time on their phone is now up to five hours per day. Is the real number over or under five hours? Oh, five hours. Do you get the screen time updates on your own self? Yeah, I mean, the problem is that even listening to music on your phone counts as that time.

And so, like, I listen to a lot of music for my phone. Yeah. I'm going to say it's over. Over five hours? Yeah. It's correct. We're recent study found teens are now up to seven plus hours per day on their phones. We're talking screen time stats for National Day of Unplugging.

And Jose, we're over to you. The ladies are 2 and 0 so far. I need a number from you. Four. Jose, how many times a day do you check your phone? Dude, I can't count. That's not a number. Infinity symbol.

Did you know the average American checks their phone? 120 times per day is the real number over or under? See, here's my thing. It's almost a tick where if I haven't looked down and just tap my phone, look at the time, look to see if I got a text, and then untape it. Makes it feel safe. But it's the average person. Not the typical Jose with ADHD.

Yeah, but the typical Jose brings the average way up. Oh, my gosh. You're right, though. Does the normal person need to touch their phone every five minutes? I hope for society, I'm going to say under. Don't be me. Under. is correct, Jose.

Many studies have to people check their phones 90 to 100 times per day on average. Can you imagine if we did something more useful 90 to 100 times a day? Well, I know I do. That's a lot. Jeffrey, we're over to you. 90 to 100 is a lot.

3, 4, and 19 are off the board. I'll do number 6. The average American spends one full month per year watching TV or streaming. One full month. We're talking 24 hours every day for a month, you burn an entire month of your life. Watching TV is the real number over or under.

I don't know how it's physically even possible to have that much. Well, no, he's saying, like, out of all the time, you add up for the year. It would be a month. Not that people actually sit down and watch 24-7. I don't need to be woman-splained to you know. I understand that it's added over time. You just said you didn't understand. You're woman-splaining at me again.

Just because of that, I'm going to say it's far over. Oh, what? Jeffrey said over, and he's right. Wow. Thanks a lot, Brooke. Your tiny membrane wouldn't have been able to compute that. I know. When you add it up, Americans average about two and a half months per year

watching TV and streaming content. And now that everyone's gotten one right, we're going to go to Alexis for the tiebreaker. Hopefully it'll save me. Alexis, if you get this right, you guys are all safe. If you can get it wrong, I will get shocked. Yeah, wait. Alexis, teenagers spend two hours per day watching videos on platforms like YouTube or TikTok is the real number over or under.

I don't even need a second to think. Over. Dang it. Shoot! All right, Brooke, would you please woman explain to Jeffrey that I lost today's edition of plenty of 20? Jeffrey, that means that Jake is going to get shot. I get it, Brooke.

God. I'm not even going to explain how it works because I know Jake is going to. a man and gets it. It's going to be singing the hotline bling by Drake. You used to call me on my cell phone. D-de-de-de-de-de-de. Late night when you need my love. Call me on my cell phone. That's a good intro.

Late night when you need my love. I'm just anticipating it. I know when that hotline bleak out. Okay. He just looks at me in the eyes before he shocks. He likes it. It's your shock collar question of the day. We got your phone tab coming up in just a few minutes.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We do a lot of relationship stuff on the show. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes. And this just came across my desk this morning. The top five female names that cheat the most. Oh, my gosh. Any guesses of a name that you think is on there?

Alexis, you can go first. Oh, I don't know. Barb. I got one. Wait, that's her mom's name. Barb is not on the list. I'm sorry, Alexis. Brooke, what do you think?

Jennifer. Jennifer didn't make the top five Jose, what do you? This is only one guess. Jose, what do you think? Can I say my ex's name? I shouldn't. It's not on the list.

Don't say it. I know my ex's name. I know the name. Let's just go with Sarah. Sarah did not make the top five. We'll start with number five, Elizabeth. Or Liz, 12% say that they've cheated at some point before. Number four, Nicole.

Oh, yeah. Uh-oh. Really? You think Nicole's that's so strong? Absolutely. Is that your mom's name? No, it's not. Oh, okay.

If you're dating a Nicole right now, wait till she falls asleep and make sure to check her phone. Because 20% admit to having cheated at some point in their life. One in five, Nicole. It gets worse because number three is Melissa. Oh, Melissa. What are you doing? One of my best friends in middle school was named Melissa. I bet she had another best friend.

I know. Now I'm finding out. I probably shouldn't have trusted her. Number two, Stephanie. Oh, yeah. Stephanie's shady. Sorry, Steph. It's got Fannie in the name.

Stephanie's also kind of like party girl, I feel right? Almost 40% of Stephanie say at some point they've been off at some off-campus kids party and thought, ooh, that guy's cute and that corner's dark. Hey, our friend Stephanie in Sales, we're on to you. Are you listening? And I know you are. And the number one most common name for cheaters, as far as females go, look out if you're dating an Emily.

Oh, surprising. That would not be my guess. Is that because they're so unassuming? I don't know. They lead the league in infidelity at 44%. So if you're dating one or if you are one of those names, stop it. Just stop doing that. Because Laser Stories is coming up right after this.

It's the radio segment that's launching a new cosmetic procedure called Gwok a mold. E. Wait a minute. That dyes skin growths on your face a bright avocado green. So now you can tell your hot date, oh, that's not a pimple. It's my lunch from an hour ago.

Ew. That is so gross. That's better. They'll never know. Gwock your moly's today with laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. It knows that the green beans just don't.

This first laser story is out of the United Kingdom. All right, then. The other night, police stopped a vehicle when they noticed that it had a defective brake light. They also said it caught their attention due to poor driving. Uh-oh. Alexis was not in the UK, you guys. Can't say it was. She was sometimes.

We're rolling her out for this one, because while they were speaking to the driver, they thought something was off. So they conducted a drug test, and guess what? Oh. The guy failed. Epic fail. Dang it. But here's the kicker. there was another person in the car with him.

Yeah? His driving instructor. What? Oh, no, he's learning. That's when both officers realized the 26-year-old man behind the wheel was actually in the middle of taking his driving test. Oh, he got arrested? That's amazing.

He wasn't fully licensed. That was problem number one. The other issue was the instructor didn't seem to have an answer if he was a willing participant in the impromy. to drug party. Go! That's how you get your instructor to pass you and you're not very good. Well, both of them were arrested and the driving test was terminated.

Dang it. Both were arrested. Afterwards, the young man's mother back at the test center was shocked to see a police officer, which led to a very awkward conversation. She was told to go meet her son downtown and no, he won't be driving himself there. He was 26 years old and his mom took him to his. was driving test? Brooke,

that's not the worst part of the story. He had to get there somehow. Yeah. I mean, I guess. It gets better or better. Let's go to your next laser story. Out of the friendly skies. Yeah, I love it here.

Airlines are always looking for ways to save money. Uh-oh. And Southwest is testing a new method that's raising some eyebrows. Their new plan is to only clean premium seats between flights. That is smart. What are you talking about? That's terrible. The flight attendants union said they received a memo from the airline about the, quote, experiment they're doing with cleaners coming on board and cleaning just a small portion of the plane.

Okay. No, I was going to be sweeping off goldfish crackers. Only if you're in the good seats. Oh, yeah, never mind. So if you're not willing to pay a little extra, you're not just getting leg room, you're getting the dirty tissues in the backseat pocket too. Wow. The tissues, I forgot about that. That's a worst thing when you open that pocket and you're like, oh, God.

Upon closer examination, it turns out Southwest generally hasn't had cleaners come on planes between flights at all. No way. I fly Southwest, you know, enough to know that that checks out. Really? Yeah. They rely on flight attendants to tidy the cabin and pick up visible trash. That way they can turn the planes quicker and spend less time on the ground. So they have to make rap parodies to do over the PA and clean up the plane on Southwest?

That's a lot of work for them. Still, the union is encouraging Southwest to clean. all of their seats, not just the ones that people pay extra for. Yeah. In a statement, they're likening it to the upper class on the Titanic, where you can have cigars and sit brandy up there while the passengers below deck don't get their seats cleaned. I was going to say any sort of transportation union shouldn't use any sort of Titanic reference. Yeah. This next laser story is out of fast food frenzy. Taco Bell just dropped a new addition to their menu, and it doesn't

not have meat or cheese. What? Repeat no meat or cheese on the new Taco Bell menu item. What the heck is a vegan? Instead, they're dropping a new version of empanadas that are filled with chocolate fudge and caramel.

Yes! Oh, my God, those look amazing. You just pass the pictures around. They're appropriately named the new chocolate fudge and caramel empanadas. Wow. I like that. I'm showing the picture to the host right now.

Brooke, what do you think of it? I just look at it. I just want to eat it. Honestly, it looks like little hand pies that are just oozing with goodness. So good. The caramel ones apparently salted caramel, and the other is a chocolate shell filled with warm chocolate liquid. How many comments are we going to get on how we all say caramel differently? Yeah.

I think cramble. Yeah. What do you guys say? One person on Instagram commented saying this is exactly what I need in my life. Deep fried fudge. Yeah. How are you eating there because you got the munchies? And it's nice because, like, I have one kid who's more of a.

a caramel lover and the other is a chocolate lover. So I get it to satisfy both of them. And then you just eat one of each. Yeah. And who wants to live to 40 in this modern climate anyway? Seriously, brother. Reach. Yeah.

Down the hatch, they're coming out soon and you'll be able to order the pair for only $2.99. Which means they're not real. It's like plastic. No, it's fine. It would be delicious. Yeah. Cheaper means better. You know that.

Let's go to your final laser story out of Tech Trends, USA. If you're worried about being filmed without realizing it, looking at you, Karen. You're probably going to want to know about this because there's a new app that alerts you if somebody nearby is wearing smart glasses. Can't you just tell? There's only one design right now.

They always look like a tech nerd. Yeah, they're just like the black. I called a guy out in the bar the other day for it. Really? Yeah, he was like, I need them. I'm like, for what? He's like, watch, I can look up a fact. And I'm like, I...

Great. I don't care about your World War II fact, man. It's so rich having Brooke with her glasses bully somebody else with their glasses. These aren't filming anybody. It's like, take them off, nerd. Be the fuzziest film ever. It's a good laugh at. Thank you, O'Say.

If you didn't know, Google Glass may have failed a decade ago, but smart glasses overall are making a major comeback. Yeah, actually, I think I'm not going to buy a pair. And the new ones feature video recording cameras, but they often look pretty. indistinguishable from regular eyewear. So the app nearby glasses, that's what it's called, supposedly clues you in, and it constantly scans for signals that emit from Bluetooth-enabled devices such as wearable tech by meta and snap. That's good. And they created it because smart

glasses are going to be increasingly controversial as they become more and more common. Yeah, you're never going to trust anybody wearing glasses anymore. This is bad for me. Yeah. You know? The app's developer calls them, quote, an intolerable intrusion and consent neglecting. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, at least when you're holding up a phone, it's obvious that you're filming or taking a picture. Yeah. You have to tell people, hey, just so you know, I'm filming with my glasses.

It's like when people would cover up the cameras above their computer screens with like a piece of tape, now you're going to have to do that over your eyes. I get it. Others have sort of a different opinion on it. In fact, right now you can subscribe to this guy's only fans to see him wear the smart glasses as he peruses the shoe aisle at Macy's. First person perspective. It's a good time. That sounds means laser stories has come to an end for the day.

We'll do it again. Same time on Monday. You know, you might think that a group of people who've worked in the radio industry on a station that plays music daily would actually be familiar with some of it. Oh, you'd be wrong. Yeah, I'm just a comedian. Yeah, we turn it down and talk. talk to each other. That's right.

You think we're smart and knowledgeable about stuff? No. No one thought that. We're about to prove how unsmart and knowledge less we truly are. God, you can name any segment right now. What's happening? That's true. Because we're playing a brand new edition of riffing around.

Oh, yes. And if you've ever heard it before, there's going to be a new twist to it this time. Will it be easier or somehow even more difficult for my co-host to identify some of the most popular music ever? And spoiler, let your point. probably better than all of us at this game. Guaranteed. You're going to find out when we play coming up. Right after this. In the entire English dictionary, no two words put instant fear in your soul,

quite like... Riffing Around! Yep and Jeffrey in the morning. And that's right. It's time for riffing around. Okay. Let's go. Let's go.

I play the instrumental of a popular song you've definitely heard before, and my co-host just have to name it without whining or insults. my manhood, Brooke. And if you don't listen to the beginning of our show, we start every morning with a segment here called Shock Collar Question of the Day. So we actually kind of tested this out just a few days ago doing hit songs

played by marching bands. And it turned out to not be a total train wreck. So we decided to do it here for a marching band version of riffing around. We'll play it, you name it. We're going to start off with the young lady who's a self-professed tuba groupie

or tupey for short. You're not supposed to tell people. Name this marching tune. Oh, it's the Shrek song. I need the specific name of the song. All-Star. All-Star is right.

That's one point for Alexis. Jose, you're going to get a point. if you can name this soundtrack from a very famous movie played Marching Band style. There we go. Galaxy Defender. Him shouting MIB definitely was not a huge hint in the beginning. I thought that was an MIT for the band. Oh, yeah, the MIT marching band.

I couldn't understand what they were shouting. Men in Black by Will Smith from the Men in Black movie. Now we're on to Brooke. I know normally, Brooke, you'd be bullying band geeks before you force them to make out with you underneath the breeches. So you should definitely recognize this tune. This is the moment you should know it. And scream it.

What is it? Broke, need a guess. Take you away. Not it, Alexis, can you steal? I thought they're yelling, Dream on? Yes. Stealing an Aerosmiths song. I don't know who I am today.

We are on to the second round. The score is Alexis 2. Jose won Brooke Zero. Uh-oh. And we're going to do another movie here for a lot. Alexis, you don't even have to know the name of the song this time. Just the title of this famous animated film performed in drumline fashion. What is it?

You're on fire right now. That's incredible. Thank you. That is the theme from Incredibles by Pixar. Jose, to earn a point this time, you must answer as your phone tap character, Vito. Hey, okay, I can do that over here. So Vito, please name this marching band hit. Okay.

A little bit old school with the music this time. I don't recognize this, and I'm old school. You're the artist. My grandma used to make meatballs why we would sing ain't no mountain high enough over there. Let me have a lot. You're so smart to me, though. That's actually just the voice of Jeff's manhood right now.

And Brooke, you're so close. You have the point you just lost it. Well done. resist. I'm proud. But Brooke, you do have a chance to win it back if you can name this one word. Hit. Oh. Don't shake your hips like that, please.

It's no. Lola. Oh, I know it. Lola is a no. Alexis, you have the first chance to steal. I know it. Havana. Oh, Jose.

Copa Cabana. Copa Cabana. That's a Copa Cabana. Music and passion are always in fashion. Copa Cabana. Brooke, you knew too much about it. And we're on to the third and final round. Let's recap the score.

It's tied three to three with Jose and Alexis. Brooke with a big fat zero. But not negative. That means marching band riffing around is onto our final round. The drums are going to hit harder than Brooks' mid-morning martinis. Alexis, tell me the name of this song. What was that? Sorry, I'm going to sing you the song in my head.

It's like, young men. Young men. They're young men at the young men's Christian. I don't know. I'm Jewish. Well, it would be more sense if they're jumping. Anyway, you did get a point there so Alexis, you take the lead.

Jose, I need to answer this one as your German character, Hans, who definitely blitzed out with his schnitz out to this iconic jam. Name it. It's building. Brooke, stop dancing like that. I'm going to take it a little point away.

Too much hand motion. Yeah. Here it is. If you don't get it down. Count in German, but it is a final countdown. That's right. the final countdown by Europe. That means Jose has tied it up.

Brooke has no chance of a comeback. So Brooke, you're out, and we're going to move right on to a rapid fire. Tie break around between Jose and Alexis. First person to say it gets the final point. Name the title. Can we turn off Brooke's microphone? I feel like I should have continued with a saxophone.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, my God, take on me. Take a riffering around marching band. edition is Jose Valano's congratulations. I didn't go to college for this. No, you didn't. It's awesome. But you do get to hold the Brooke and Jeffrey's spirit stick as our official winner.

Oh, is it under the table? I'll show you it later. Tune in next week when we do riffing around, finger snaps only edition. I'm Jeff. Hi, Diddle Me, Me, De Bo. Phone taps coming up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And the other day, we got an email from a listener who said she is in

And before their wedding, they agreed to get couples counseling. Not to resolve like any major issues in the relationship, just to work on good communication leading up to the moment. And who better to help them with that than the dynamic duo of Joseph and Carol Benson? That's right. They've done a prank call before on the show and it's time to bring them back for a brand new phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, this is Joseph Benson from Dynamic Duo Counseling.

Is this Andrew Wicin? Yes, it is. Hi, Andrew. I'm also joined on the call by my fabulous and extremely flexible wife, Carol. Oh, don't make me blood. We're partners in life and in business, right, honeybuns? Well, that's right, pokey pants. Hi, Andrew.

Hey, what is this about? Good question. Yeah, let's just dive right in, shall we? Because I have in my notes that you and your fiance, Erica, are going to be marrying soon. Oh, that's exciting. Wow. Yeah, June, yeah. Oh, and apparently she thought it was a good idea if you two both took some couples counseling classes together. Yeah, yeah, is that what this is? Ding, ding, ding, Andrew. You have found the right place, okay? He is curious, and I like it. Me too.

We should tell him our slogan. Oh, let's do that. Fix the fight, sleep good tonight. Oh. Okay, yeah, that's nice. I'm sure. But we don't fight. She just wanted to make sure that we had better communication before getting married.

Oh, perfect. Because we have another slogan, right, Teddy Bear? We sure do. sugar lumps. It's no more bicker, make love quicker. But not too fast. Wow, you guys are talented. I mean, you guys could say things at the exact same time. That's right. Yeah, it's not even rehearsed. We're just so connected on like a soul level. Oh, my gosh. My soul is his soul. No, my soul's your soul, sweetums. Oh, what? Andrew, would you like to hear our souls make love over the phone. I'd really rather not.

Sometimes we can't even stop them. Our souls just want to intermesh. Right. Subscribe to our Patreon and you can watch our souls do their thing. No, that's very uncomfortable. Oh. I don't know what any of this means. Listen, I know it's definitely different to be counseled by a duo of couples' counselors,

but we're just unique. That's right. We're innovative groundbreakers in the counseling industry. I'll let you break my ground Oh, funny What the hell So the call is over Can we just have the regular ground unbroken

Is there an option for Oh, I feel it shaking Uh-oh Unstable Listen, Andrew We're gonna get you and your fiance To the point me and my sugar loaf are at Wouldn't that be nice

Yeah, but we don't need to be sugar loafed We're plenty good with the regular loaf Oh, you prefer a sticky bun, huh? Oh, you don't care Can we just stay away from all pastries? We're just speaking our love language. That's all. That's right, honey.

Uh, right. Some people's love language is quality time or words of affirmation. Yeah, but ours are baked good euphemisms. Isn't that right, my little sassy scone? That's right, dooddy. This isn't really what I thought. It was going to be, you know, the whole nicknames and the talking at the same time and the snuggle bugs and all this stuff. Honey?

Yes. My little blueberry. muffin talk? His tone's not changing. I'm hearing that. Let's give him something. Okay. Use your words, not angry birds. Oh, chirp, chirp over there. I bet that did it. Yeah, I don't understand how Erica thought this would be productive or beneficial for us.

He's still not getting it. Okay, let's give him one last one. Maybe we'll really get through to him. Oh, no, no, please don't. Ready. Don't feel small. It's a prank call. What? Yeah, it's a joke on the radio. We're not couples counselors. We're Brooke and Jeffrey from the radio.

Your fiancé Erica set you up. I was like, what did she sign us up for? It wouldn't be the first time. Wait, is she listening? Just kidding, honey. Sounds like you're having your own little duo. conversation with yourself. I can actually see why your fiancé thought maybe better communication would be good for you guys.

Definitely. Yeah, well, maybe not that much communication. Sounding like an angry bird again. Use your words, not angry birds. I like that other one. What was it? Make love quicker. That was pretty good.

Okay, you perv. Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. When you have a crush, there's certain things that you do not want them to see right away. Oh, yeah. Like your awkward middle school photos. Oh, no. Or your inability to parallel park.

Uh-oh. Or that Christmas card with your secret family. What? Definitely don't let them see that. Oh, my gosh. That's a third date stuff. Yeah. Well, one of our listeners says she was mortified when her date accidentally saw something

that was never intended for his eyes. Oh no. She's already apologized multiple times for it, but still needs our help. We're going to try in your brand new second date update right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. What would you say is a brave or courageous first date? Skydiving.

Oh, my gosh. See, I was going to say eating one of those lobster boil things. It's just so messy. You know, sucking and stuff. Oh, you're right. Oh, gosh. I mean, that's sloppy. I don't know if that's necessarily courageous.

It's brave. I was thinking more whitewater rafting or listening to Brooke and Jeffrey podcast on a Bluetooth speaker in the middle of a whole foods. Wow, you're on a roller coaster. That takes bravery. Why the whole food? I only ask because one of our listeners says she convinced a guy to do something extremely brave for their first date activity. And she's requested our help today. Let's welcome Amy the brave maker to the.

the show. Hey, Amy, how you doing? Hey, guys. I'm doing good. Okay. All right. It sounds like you already had the courage to do this. Oh, yeah. I do it all the time. You do it all the time. All right. We'll get to the brave activity that you force this guy to do,

but let's learn about him. Who is he and how'd you meet him? So his name's Emmett and I met him through a dating app. And so in my profile, I list that I love doing cold plunges. Oh, I've heard of the plungees. You're like dipping ice water, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you like to do it as like a health setter or are you going out into the wild and finding some cold water to get into? I actually have like a cold plunge tub in my back deck. Cool, you're like Joe Rogan. He's got one of those. Yeah. It's pretty cool. What a great comparison.

What? Amy's just like Joe Rogan, guys, come on. That's, yeah. I'll compare you to like a Pilate studio. How about that? That feels better. How flattering, Amy? So that was your first date activity?

How did that come up? Yeah, so that's kind of how he approached me messaging me. He was like, I don't think I have the Cajonais to do a cold plunge, like, on a first date. Oh, you're like, challenge accepted. Yeah. I was like, it was kind of sparked a flirty conversation. And I was like, I do it all the time. You get used to it.

And he would be totally fine. See, this is kind of cute because even someone like me who would never do this. Like, if a girl was like, I challenge you, like, for our date, I would do it. Yeah, right? Yeah. And to bond and, like, get out of your comfort zone. Exactly. And it was just like, it was really friendly competition kind of pushing back and forth. And he was like, oh, it's more of a second or third date thing. No, that's funny. That's funny. So wait, did you invite him over to your house then since you have, I don't know, a bucket at your house filled with ice? I don't know what you got. That's exactly what it is. And then I totally convinced him to do it after a little bit of light pushing.

I'm sorry, I feel like the bravest part of this is you inviting a guy from a dating app straight to your house. I'm telling him to bring a swimsuit. Yeah. Oh, well, you know, I do the girl thing. I tell people, you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, you make him very aware that there are cameras on site and anything that happens will be recorded. I've already pressed 9-1.

I have one more digit and I will call the police on you. So you be chill. Okay. So you convinced him to do it. Yeah, yeah. He came over, you know, I got some liquid courage. And I did it first to show him, like, I'm not full of it. I'm not a baby.

I can totally do it. Yeah. You know, put my money where my mouth is. Now he has to. And then, yeah. Then he went for it. Wow. And how did it go?

I was really impressed. I mean, when he got in, he totally screamed. Highest scream I think I've ever heard. But he totally did it. And, you know, we dried off, laughed about it. Just, like, grabbed my portable heater and watched the movie. It was a really nice date. It sounds actually pretty romantic.

Yeah. It was really great. It was really up there for top dates. And, like, after a bit, we just, like, hug, and he left. And I felt really great about it. And then I did something kind of, stupid. Uh-oh.

Yeah, like after he left, I thought it went really well, so I was like, oh, well, I'm going to send a picture to my friends because I think this might go somewhere. You're right. He's pre-approved. Like, not a sneaky picture that you took, a picture that you grabbed from his dating profile, right? Oh, yeah, from his

profile pic. Okay. I don't think you want to send a picture of the guy straight out of the cold plunge to you. Oh, my God. That's not going to be an impressive. No, no. Kinder than that. That's nice. I know how things work. Okay. So how do you mess that up?

Yeah. I accidentally. sent it to him instead of my friends. Oh, no. Wait. Yeah. What did the message say? Oh, my gosh. It wasn't bad. I was just like, look at this cutie. I got him to go in the cold plunge. And I followed up. I was like, hey, I'm so sorry. I was trying to send to my friends because you're so cute. I think you said cutie. That is crazy. sending a picture of... Don't you think you'd be flattered? I mean, yeah, I guess. She's showing you off already. She's excited about you.

As long as he's into her equally. You know, if he wasn't into her and then that happens, I feel like it's a turn off. That's a good point. I mean, how did he respond to it? I thought he was into me, but then I got like no response from him. And then like even the next day, I wrote, I'm really sorry. Would you forgive me? It was just, it was a mistake. And then I still didn't get an answer. I haven't gotten any of since. Wow. Wow. I mean, he puts up on social media. Yeah. It's not like he was hiding that. And it's not like you were saying anything explicit or bad. The cute helps you. Yeah. I mean, you guys had just jokes so much prior to that. It seems like he could have laughed it off.

Yeah. Or you've come off as a totally superficial person that only cares for him about his cute looks. Jeff. Yeah. So I'm getting out of a cold plunge. Yeah. No way he was looking good. And what I don't get is like, for at the end of the date, I felt we really hit it off.

It felt like we were going to have a second date. It just, it felt really good. And I'm usually not, like, delusional about these things. And that's, like, why you were sending it to your friends. Like I said, he's, like, pre-approved. Now you got to show him off to everybody. Hey, what do you think of him? Yeah, well, we'll see how delusional you really are or aren't when we come back.

We'll give you the full delulu test when we do your second date update and call Emmett right after this. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Ooh, talk about an awkward ending. It's broken Jeffrey in the morning because our listener, Amy, had a solid first date with a guy that she liked named Emmett. In fact, went so well. They were already planning their next hangout when Amy, quote, And these are her words, screwed it all of her.

Because she meant to send Emmett's profile pick to some of her girlfriends, trying to show him off a little bit, but instead sent it straight to him. Probably with a bunch of hard eyes and pickle emojis underneath, because I know how you ladies do. Pickle, huh? So immediately. With the bumps on it? Yeah.

I know. I've seen Brooks text. What that heck? They are weird. Interesting. So immediately she sent him an apology and explain. what happened, got no response. And now her fate lies in our supple hands.

Amy, would you prefer to go by the name Shamy for the next few minutes? Because I do feel the shame for you. Man. We're just joking. I mean, I think it's an innocent mistake. We've all done something really stupid like that before. Like, for him to not understand it and not respond, like, that kind of sucks. Yeah.

Yeah. But you also understand that it's a little bit creepy to be sent photos of yourself. Yeah, that's how... You don't think all girls do that, then you're stupid. I know. I'm just a Lexus on that. I get so excited when I get a text from my girlfriends after they go out with somebody. But I think that's the thing.

We all know everybody does it, but to see it happen, it's just like kind of jarring still. Yeah, it could freak you out. It should be flattering. That's just how we have to paint it. Okay. Brooke, do you tell him that? I will. You should be flattered.

You should be. Okay. We're going to see if he even answers the phone and I'm going to dial his number right now. Let's do it. You ready, Amy? I'm ready. Okay. Okay, here we go.

Hey, is this Emmett? Yeah, this is Emmett. This is a radio show called Broken Jeffrey in the morning. What's up, Emmett? The whole show's here. Hi, man. How you doing? What's going on?

Hey. Sound like a fun loving guy. We're calling our fans. Not much, bro. We're not. Yeah, no. We're kidding, by the way. This is part of a segment that we're doing.

It's called the second date update. We do have a reason for calling you. The only date I've gone on here recently would be a lady named Amy. is that you're calling about. Oh. Wow. Offered up to us. You're helping us here.

A lady. Yeah. Oh, my. Sounds like you are hot for her. What a coincidence. That is funny because Amy is the person who reached out to us wanting to get a hold of you. Okay. Because according to her, you have not been really talking to her at all since your date.

That would be correct, yes. Is there a reason? Because Amy thinks there might be a reason. I'd be curious to know what that reason is. Oh, what she thinks? Well, it feels like it should be obvious. Yeah, she told us that after the date, she was happy with how things went. And excited.

Very excited and wanted to show a photo of you to some of her girlfriends. She sent me my own picture. Yeah. So she thinks maybe that weirded you out or didn't scare you away. It was a little strange. I mean, not sure how much she told. told you, but the picture was, like, altered. She got it from your socials.

Yeah, like screenshot it off your page. Off your dating up. Right. I mean, I know the picture she got it from, but it looked weird. It was, like, different. Wait. Do you have an Android? Is this an iPhone to Android?

There's like a green bubble behind it. I didn't understand. It's all grainy. That's lots of videos. It's really funny. Is that it? No, it wasn't that. I compared the two pictures.

It made me look like 20 pounds wider. What? Oh. Wait, I thought you were going to say, like, she put a cool filter on it. Like, she made you skinny? Yeah, I looked a lot skinny. My chin has never looked so narrow in my life. Hey, look at you, strong chin.

That's a good thing, right? That has to be some mistake. Like, why would you Photoshop or whatever she did? I'm with you. It's weird. What are you thinking? I don't know. Maybe she's,

She AI'd the thing or something, ran it through some kind of filter or something. Oh, my God. Why would she do that, though? Maybe she wanted to make him look hotter for her friends. But she's not a superficial person, Brooke? Maybe. I mean, there are some friend groups that get weird with each other and competitive. Yeah.

I mean, I can understand how that would make you feel weird. Yeah, I mean, I'm not like an ogre or something. Totally. That's, like, so insulting. I would be really insulted. But you know, it would make you probably feel really weird is if I told you that Amy was, like, secretly listening in on this phone call just so she could hear your explanation for avoiding her. That would be weird, right? You do want to talk to her.

Because that is kind of what's happening. She's listening to this? Yeah, that's how it works. Okay, well, I want to know what's up. Why is she enhancing me? What's going on here? I'm telling you, she's listening right now, and you can ask her that. Amy?

Are you there? Yeah, yeah. What is going on? I mean, look, I feel like everybody can use a little, like, help looking better. The filters are there. I just kind of wanted to show what your potential could be. Oh. It was not, hey, I'm not 20 pounds.

It was like 10 to 15 max. Oh. Oh, okay. You're overreacting. I'm overreacting. And the additional tan that you gave my skin. Oh, he was tan? Hey, that's kind of nice.

Oh, yeah. I mean, it's just a tan. I mean, it's just a tan. It's not like I changed your nose or anything. I didn't do anything like crazy permit. It's nothing that you couldn't do if you worked out more, put in a little bit more effort. Oh, my God. What's that I was going to try to defend you and say, like, maybe this is something that you think is normal because you do it to your own pictures.

Well, doesn't everybody? I put like your Zoom filter on when you're on, you know what I mean? No. What are you saying that you're against self-improvement? that you don't want you don't think people could get any better than they actually are self-improvement is something that you do

to improve yourself not something you do to improve someone else whether they like it or not sometimes you need to be shoved into self-improvement I mean it was all tiny it was like the skin it was a minimal amount of like weight loss and like and just like a slight whitening

of the teeth and it was it oh teeth lightning she whitened my freaking teeth well I mean just a little bit. I mean, your teeth are really straight, so it's not like I had to do a bunch of stuff. And like, I mean, other than that, your teeth are perfect. Other than that. That is not the compliment you think it is, Amy. I mean, I'm just trying to be honest. I mean, and all these improvements are so much cheaper when

you do them on Photoshop and not in real life. I think it's true. Amy, were you attracted to him or were you actually hoping that these changes would happen if you started dating him? I was definitely attracted to him. But I do a lot to take care of myself, hence, cold. plunge and yeah I would hope that somebody would take care of themselves the way that I did if I were in a relationship with them yeah yeah it's always good to start something where you just totally want to change the other person Emmett do you feel loved right now I don't know what's the thing right now this is just the weirdest thing ever listen Amy is taking a big risk here she didn't have to say that she whitened your teeth but she sees the potential in you and your teeth that should be inspiring

She did have to confess, though. She sent me the picture. Right. Emmett, you deserve someone who likes you for you. Crickets from the room. Okay. So, look, I believe that any woman who goes through that much trouble, I'm guessing it took at least an hour and a half to Photoshop and AI all the bad stuff out of your phone.

And she did that for you. And that level of dedication deserves a second chance if you ask me. If you say yes, we will pay for another date with. I don't know. I would be embarrassed to ever be seen in front of her friends. They're going to be like, this doesn't look at anything like this guy. But if you put in the work, then you won't have to be embarrassed. Why are you inviting this man to run into all these red flags?

Because the photo sounds really hot. Yeah. I don't think about that though. Her friends are going to have an image of you in their head. Right. It's going to be like shallow howl but in real life. Look, Emmett, if you say no, at least, hey, now you have a better dating picture profile. You can lure more women in.

Do not catfish people with that. It's him. Just the better version. Like a free headshot, I guess. Yeah. You spin it that way, I guess. There, it's up to you, man. You want to see Amy one more time?

We'll pay. If it makes you feel better, then, like, the original photo to my friends. Include him in the group chat. Include him. Why do I not believe you, the way you say? No, I mean, like, I'll have him with me when I do it.

Like, I swear I wasn't trying to make him feel bad. That photo was not. for him. I just don't let him see the responses from your friends because I have a feeling they're not going to be very nice. Well, we still need to hear from Emmett. Is it a yes or no? Regrettably, I'm going to see yes.

What? Emmett. I don't know exactly have a lot of matches right now on my algorithms. Oh, buddy. This is true love. I feel like this is the rock bottom, Jeff. So I know we did the Cold Plunge first date and I think second date scanning salon. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, wow. You're speaking Alexis's love languages. Third day dental office. Oh, lucky you. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, you try to show someone their true potential, and you get blasted for it. Dude, I don't think we went hard enough.

I mean, that's so messed up. It is messed up. Like, in the weirdest way trying to find the light in it, she was like, this is what you could be. I want to inspire potential. Dude, if a guy set a photo of me to his buddies, where I was skinnier and hotter with bigger boobs, I would be so pissed. You know what,

now that you say that, you're right, it's a doubles, there's no way. I've seen pictures of your mom, though, Brooks. Hey!

Get out! I feel it. I'm just saying. Amy never told us that she was going to do that. So I think the whole room was absolutely surprised. But I did have some conversations with her

and told her that she could do our photos on our website. Oh, because I think we could all improve. Oh, for sure. So head over to our podcast. you might see an updated photo already with our skin a little bit tanner, teeth a little bit wider. Oh my gosh, please don't make ashton any skin here.

Dude, be a piece of paper. It looks like I'm finally doing Botox again. Hey, Brooke. Go find it. Subscribe to our podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I made a decision this year. I am done being the side character in my own life.

What? Why would you not be the main character in your own life? Exactly, Brooke. No more of that. I don't get it. No more whatever you guys want to do. I'm fine with it. No more Brooke picks out my lunch and pays for it.

Now I'm going to pick out my own lunch and have her pay for it. Why do I still pay for it? What I'm saying is I just realized it's all about MCE. What's that? Main Character Energy. Oh, okay. Bring it, Jeffrey. I am bringing that MCE for a brand new S-O-W, Song of the Week.

And this main character is going to do what I want to do. Oh, wow. That's warm up a biscotti in the microwave for 10, maybe even 15 seconds. Whoa. Before I do. Yeah. I am a rebel, Brooke. You heat him up a biscotti?

Yeah. I like this new, Jeffrey. That's right. I'm going for it with my brand new song of the week coming up at 810. Ooh, that's a man. Damn right. Yeah. Who said that?

You said that. I sure did. Main character. Song of the week. Right after this. It's time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And you may not see this in the news because there's a few kind of bigger issues going on right now.

You think? Really in the news, it was pretty chill. Something that is flying under the radar is right now at this moment in history, the pizza wars between the big boys are more tense than ever. Dude. How many food wars are happening right now? I just saw something about burger wars and all those CEOs going back and forth. Team Burger King on that one.

None are as big as the pizza wars. I'm talking about Pizza Hut, Dominoes, Papa Johns, and Little Caesars. Oh, yeah. Because even though fast food sales in general are slumping nationwide, somehow pizza keeps on growing. It's timeless, baby. It's so good. Domino's just reported they made $1.54 billion in revenue last year.

They were struggling for a while, remember? Yeah, and that's B. Billy goats, billi. That is crazy. somehow still need to raise their crisis? Yeah, totally. Well, and the other guys, they're not doing too bad either. They opened about 700 new locations around the world in 2025 alone.

Oh, it makes out. Pizza's like the cheapest thing to make. Well, like Starbucks is like shutting down all their locations. And these guys are growing? Pizza's thriving. And how are they doing it by being innovators? Duh. They've got double XL New York style pizzas, hot honey, nacho stuffed crust pizzas.

Polapeno pizza popper party packs and meal deals for literally every hour of the day. Do you want a 2 a.m. cinnamon twist pizza with extra ravioli for $3 off? Done. They've got a deal for that. And it makes it kind of hard as a true pizza lover to pick which one do I order from? They're all so good with so many options.

I don't know. So that's why I knew I had to sing a song in honor of the ongoing and ever-growing pizza wars in America. Oh, man. It's just gonna make me hungry. Yeah. By the way, I wanna hear. Instead of doing the all-time classic by Queen,

another one bites the dust. Wow. It's Young Jeffries, another one stuffs the crust. Yeah. I'll never sing the song again, the same. You know what? I hear you, Brooke, that this might make you hungry. So just to make sure that my in-studio co-host audience is 100% focused.

No way. I got you guys pizza. pizza. Dominoes is here. Hot pies. Is this real? Let's give him a tab. Here, here.

Oh, my gosh. Thanks, bro. Can we do the song later, Jeff? I'm hungry. This is the most excited you guys have ever been about a song of the week before. No, seriously. I'm still going to sing. So if you guys want to pay attention or not, that's fine.

This is so good. So I'm going to point when I'm ready. Here we go. Points. In a world where pizza deals keep getting bigger, toppings keep getting wilder, and no promotion is too outrageous. This summer, four chains battle for total pizza domination.

Mmm, hot dough! Fingers scrolling the Uber eats which deep dish I want more. Pizza hut pies are loaded with meats, but so are the dominoes. Hot and ready, hey, for a pint of the lips Little Seasons's got the one that I need I like my ladies like my brain sticks Hot and kinda crazy, yeah!

Yep them! Another one bites the crust, at the Pentagon after dusk And another deals on mini cinnamon buns A mix and match seven bucks, yeah Hey, they'll let you choose any two, I'm falling in pizza lust, yummy! Hi, can I order the triple-decker Ultimate Supreme Pizza Apocalypse? Infinite feast box.

I've got a $5 cup on cold. Why do you think I met as Papa John's eating tabs of garlic sauce? I ate all the boneless wings that they had and licked inside of the box. Because I'm hungry for a wheel of food on a pulsing blanket of cheese. Deliver I'm liking a Pixar flick. A little piece of Wally's cheese. Another one stops the crust. Because they fill it at random junk.

Like a little hot dog. Mac and cheese balls sprinkle of Cheeto dust Yeah, hey, you probably want weird too If Papa John stuffed your crust Yeah, also can I get the early bird, avalanche, Ranch, double heart stuffer cheese nato bowl for one? But could I get it with double meatballs And an extra easy breezy cheesy sauce?

What? Crazy Pups! I'm double dipping! Would like to send my girlfriend a Valentine's Day Heart-shaped pepperoni passion pizza? Can you spell her name in pepperoni's and put a note that says, You're the marinera to my mozzarella. Hot pizza!

And when I get home, I want to dunk my breadsticks with you all night long. Can you read that back to me? A Pizza Hut deal for lunch. Papa Diaz for midday munch. Do dinner with the Caesar's crunch. After Domino Sunday brunch. Wait, is that a Pizza Hut pepperoni pool float with a built-in heated pizza? Badaquets of the perfume brand.

so I can smell like a cow's out. I've been merging like an urchin on the pizza glasses and pizza couch pillows. Yeah, they got your booze. Humming dominoes tunes. Papa John's got chakoronis. But I want to know which pizza wins when Ninja turtles hung in for cheese.

Another one bites the costa. A kid's birthdays, it's a muster. When Little League's done any celebration, my briskly's lighted it on, yeah. Hey, and if you're desperate dude, Sabaro's got New York stuff. Happy Pizza Awards, everyone. You just seen that because of the free food.

Well, could I, like, put a request in for what food would you want to sing about next week? Should we get another delivery? I was not. The fry war is heating up, is it not? I will get on it just to make sure that you guys are fed for the rest of our time here. That was great, Jeff. That was your song of the week. You can text in to 7-8-5-92 and tell us what you thought we're going to post the video up on all of our socials with all the lyrics there on our TikTok or Instagram, our Facebook, so you can watch Brookie Pizza during the song.

much so I can just get back to this lunch. All right. We'll leave so that we can feast. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Amanda is joining us. She's a nurse manager. And I've always wondered, do the things that happen on Gray's Anatomy actually happen in real life? Oh, yeah. I don't know, Jeff.

All the time. There's always bombs implanted into other people's bodies. Singing episodes. Yeah. Amanda, who's your hospital's McDreamy? And have you seen them in a broom closet recently? Oh, gosh, I can't say that on the radio. Oh, so there is someone.

And everybody knows it. Oh, my goodness. Why is it so steamy in this broom closet? Four subject talking about McSteamy. Oh. Because he just passed. Well, I was bringing up McDreamy. But there you go.

Why does Jeffrey make every conversation awkward? That was even me. Yeah, that was definitely me. Sorry about that. Okay. We'll bring it back. Brooke is already marching down. the studios so we can get to the game. You got 30 seconds

to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat her outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I am. Good luck. Your time starts now. What famous American said the quote, that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind? Neil Armstrong. What's the cooking

technique term called when cutting shrimp in half long ways? Flee. Name the scientific term for someone who eats both meat and vegetables. vegetables I don't know What do you call a scientist who studies earthquakes?

Seismologist Of any land animal What bird has the largest eye in the world? Ostrich There we go, Amanda Well done, Brooke's going to rejoin us back in the studio And I did hear Amanda from our producer That you have a seven-year-old

And unfortunately, she had to get a cast recently Yeah What happened? Tell us about the incident and what percentage do you blame yourself for it? Only a little bit. So she fell off her scooter. Yeah, she broke her thumb just this weekend. She can't suck her thumb.

If I broke my thumb, that would ruin me. How long did it take you to realize it was broken? Because I've talked to moms who were like, we went two days and we had no idea. The swelling just wouldn't go down. And I feel terrible. No, it was pretty quick. Her thumb was literally crooked, so it's hard of it. That's good.

Got it. I mean, that's good that you knew. Yeah. I don't mean that that's good that it was tricky. No one of those annoying hairline fractures. Yeah, I'm also a nurse, so that helps too, you know. Oh, wow. You could have just snapped it back into place.

My mom was an EMT, and that's usually the worst amount of attention you get. Yeah, she's, I've seen worse. Like, are you decapitated that don't come to me? Yeah, we tend to minimize things. Yeah. Tell her that Jeffrey, Jose, Jake, and Ashton all wish her the very, very best. Absolutely. All the guys on the show are supportive.

of Lucy and her recovery. Brooke, what about you? Brooke wishes her mid. Not a slow recovery, but not a quick one. Having to cast as a kid is kind of cool. See? She wants you to really experience it. And you could use it as a weapon on the playground.

Oh, don't think. What a role model you are to everyone in our society, Brooke. Lucy, don't hurt people, okay? It's time to answer some questions for trivia. Are you ready, bro? Yes. Your time starts now. What famous Americans said the quote,

that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Neil Armstrong. What's the cooking technique term called when cutting shrimp in half long ways? Flambay. Name the scientific term for someone who eats both meat and vegetables. Omnivore? What do you call a scientist who studies earthquakes? Seismologist.

Of any land animal, what bird has the largest eye in the world? Ooh, ostrich. What fruit was once called the Persian apple? Ooh, the pear? We'll see if any of those answers were right. Let's go to the scoreboard to see how you both did. In just a second, we're going to stall for a quick minute. The scorekeepers are conferring.

Yeah, this is a very, very tight game, clearly. They're on the sidelines looking at the replay and... And the counting is finished. We figured out what comes after three. Okay, good. Let's go to the scoreboard with Jose. I'm not a provo. Balanos.

Amanda, you got three correct today. Sweet. And after we had to redact from Brose. Brooke score. Oh, wow. Brunk got four corrections. Oh, Amanda.

Sorry, was not enough today. Let's go over the answers. The famous American has said that's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind would be Neil Armstrong. Yeah.

Stepping onto the moon. The cooking technique term, when you cut a shrimp in half long ways, that's called butterfly. Oh, you look like a little butterfly shrimp. The scientific term for someone who eats meat and vegetables is an omnivore. That's me.

Scientists who study earthquakes are called seismologists. The ostrich has the largest eye in the world of any land animal, not just birds. Take that, squid. And the fruit once known as the Persian apple is peaches. Because it was shaped like an apple, but light pink and sweeter. I tried to give you that one. Should have called it hairy apple. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, Amanda, it wasn't enough today.

But just for playing, we are going to give you a family four-pack of tickets to Hot Wheels, Monster Truck. live glowing fire on Sunday, May 31st. Get ready for more heat and action as Hot Wheels brings the ultimate monster truck show to fans at Angel of the Windsorina May 30th and May 31st. Oh, that's perfect. That's awesome. Thanks so much. Give Lucy a hug for us.

And a big thumbs up from Brooke. Just a bragging one. Yeah. For sure. Thank you guys. Take that seven-year-old. Come back and play again soon. We'll do Winbrooks Buck same time on Monday.

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