Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Plant Daddy Song, Bridal Bounty Date + Most Insane Reality Shows (1/23/26)

Episode Date: January 25, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, I just want to say welcome. We've got a lot of new listeners lately. So if this is your first time on the full show podcast, buckle up. Welcome. We're going to be a different person at the end of this hour. We will say that. We got a brand best. Brand new second date update coming up.
Starting point is 00:00:16 Of course, laser stories. Oh, Jeff's song of the week. Yeah. Not to ruin it, but the plant daddy is okay. They're going to be very happy with this song. And we always love to start with a comment. Yes. And Bixie said, oh, M.G.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I just figured out that I could comment on here. Hey. I love you guys so much. My husband showed me your show like two years ago, and you're all I hear now. That is so red. Yay. See, he is helpful. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:00:42 You know, husbands can be helpful. There's one good thing about him. It's that. There you go. Hey, thanks for being here. Thanks for commenting. And your full new hour starts right now. We're living in the era of reboots and remakes.
Starting point is 00:00:56 Hey, yes, we are. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, if it was popular, 20 to 30 years ago, they will bring it back again and do it probably slightly worse this time. They did it with Baywatch,
Starting point is 00:01:10 murder she wrote. Telephone lines are making a comeback somehow. They are. They're hot right now. You know we have Wi-Fi now. Get you a landline. Even Harry Potter is getting remade as a TV show
Starting point is 00:01:23 this time with more CGI snogging in it. I'm kind of not mad at that one. I'm excited for that. The little kids that they cast are so cute. And imagine the CGI possibilities now. It's going to look so good. But I never thought anybody would be desperate enough to reboot an old TV commercial.
Starting point is 00:01:43 What? But that's actually happening. Oh, my God. Please don't tell me the Budweiser frogs are back. It's not them. Take a listen. He is the most interesting man in the world. I don't always drink here.
Starting point is 00:01:55 But when I do, I prefer those sackis. Yeah. Remember the most. most interesting man in the world. I didn't even know he went away. For 20 years he's been gone. He's been gone that long. The marketing stuck with Brug.
Starting point is 00:02:10 But yeah, he was that popular. They decided we got to bring him back. Same actor for another run of that. He didn't seem a little older, so. He was 60 at the time of the original ads. So you know it's a good sign when a company asks an 80-year-old to come out of retirement to promote beer drinking. Hey, Guy, do you remember beer? Do you want to drink some?
Starting point is 00:02:32 Where am I? They know that the old people are the only ones drinking anymore. Yeah. Might as well lean into it. Although, if I'm watching an octogenarian riding a jet ski over a volcano with four baddies on his arm, I might want to crack open to Dos Ekes too and see what happens. I mean, if that's what the retired life looks like for you. Yeah, I'm in.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Now, I know we may not have the most interesting people on this show, but we do have the world's least interesting sense. The shop collar question of the day with a man who's coming back out of retirement after 24 hours off the air. Welcome back to Radio Digital Jake. Thank you, everybody. I'm back. Most interesting Jake in the world. Like Jeffrey just mentioned, Dosecis is officially bringing back the most interesting man in the world.
Starting point is 00:03:19 One of the most iconic commercial spokespeople of all times. Yeah, him and the old spice guy. But obviously, he's not the only pitch person that TV watchers have grown familiar with. over the years. Uh-oh, I ruined it. That's why your challenge today, you'll have to name some of those familiar characters from the biggest brands
Starting point is 00:03:37 during a special Addy Baddies edition of Blighty of 20. You'll tell me a number one through 20. I'll give you a famous brand. You have to name the iconic spokesperson that represents them in their commercials. I'm not looking for actual celebrities, though, like Brooke Shields, reping Calvin Klein
Starting point is 00:03:57 or Michael Jordan for Nike. These are fictional ad characters. Oh, okay. They could be animated or they could be actual people. Let's start, though, with the woman who has the most interesting driving record in the world. That's Alexis. Uh, three. Your famous brand is Geico Insurance.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Tell me the famous spokesperson for it, and I'll give you a bonus point for his first name. I know it's the gecko, but I don't know his name. Oh, Gecko. Maybe his name is Gecko. That's not the one I was thinking of. What? It's not? The cavemen.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Oh, the old cavemen. I forgot about them, but I would go Geico Gecko too. I forgot his name, though. I think his name is Gecko. So, Alexis, are you going to say your answer is Gecko Gecko? Yeah. Oh, I like it. Gecko gecko is incredible.
Starting point is 00:04:47 I would have accepted the Geico Gecko because that's what he goes by. The Geico Gecko, man. But you said Gecko Gecko. Instantly wrong. His real first name is Martin. Martin. Martin. He's Martin the Geico
Starting point is 00:04:59 because he's Australian or British. He's just darling. We're over to Brook now. Five. Your famous brand is Pillsbury. Tell me the famous, possibly animated spokesperson to match. I'll need his actual name, not just his title. Oh, this is a deep cut.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Oh, yeah, he does have a name. Hold on, I'm remembering it. He's the Pillsbury Doe Boy. But that's not his actual name. Are you sure? Yes. I'm the Pillsbury Doe Boy. boy who yeah oh my god Mickey mouse I think that you're doing there
Starting point is 00:05:32 oh boy they did used to call it they used to say it in the commercial they did and you're gonna hear it and go real oh maybe not I don't know would you like some initials yes too bad okay if he's gonna have a doughy name his name is we chuckles that is terrible juggles the dough boy shuckles the pill's very dough boy dough boy is incorrect. He is the Pillsbury Doobboy. His name is Poppin Fresh. Poppin Fresh.
Starting point is 00:06:02 He started P.F. Chang's, Popping Fresh Chains. I have never heard that. We're on to the boys, and we're talking... What are we talking? We're talking ad mascots. Yes. Adi Bodies. And Jose, three and five are off the board.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Let's go 12. You're too good at these, Jose, because all your trivia research you do for our show, so we're flipping it on you. Oh. I'll give you the spokesperson's name. You have to tell me the bruce. The company of the brand. The name of the spokesman is.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Oh, it's a jungle. Hey, it's a jungle. Bebendum. Babendum? Bbendum, I know that name. Yeah, Babendum like Beckham. Bbendum is like an elephant. Bbendum.
Starting point is 00:06:43 No, I think I got it, or this is just a wild fact that I may have remembered. I swear I think it's the real name of the Michelin Tire guy. Bbendam? Do it. No. Do it. But still, I'm going to say, Michelin tire guy.
Starting point is 00:06:59 Jose says the Michelin Man. Yes. Are you kidding? How did you get that? It's literally deep in there. I have no idea what's going on. Normally I would take this opportunity to say, Babendam, I hardly know him.
Starting point is 00:07:11 But you do, in fact, know him, Jose, as the Michelin Man. So impressive. Yes, of the useless facts. Jeffrey, we're over to you. 3, 5, and 12 are off the board. 16. Your famous brand is KFC. Yes, it's finger-licking good,
Starting point is 00:07:26 but who is the longtime spokesperson, And before you say Colonel Sanders, I was going to say easiest. I would be correct. I also need you to tell me his first name. Colonel Blake Sanders. You only need to tell him the first name actually, not also. Is it like Colonel Captain Sanders? That would be two different ranks in the military.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Yeah, maybe that's... Lieutenant Colonel. I'm your Corporal Colonel's officer. There is a Lieutenant Colonel. Some lieutenant colonels, but I don't know that there's Colonel Captives. If he's from Kentucky, what's like the most Kentucky name I can think of? It's either Jim Bob or... That's Arkansas.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Or Catfish. Oh, I'm going Catfish Sanders. Colonel Catfish Sanders. Very incorrect. His name was Harlan Sanders. Harland. After all that, thanks to his photographic memory, Jose has won today's edition of Plenty.
Starting point is 00:08:26 of 20. Well, that means Jose Jose gets the shoes who get shocked. They're going to be singing closer by the chain smokers. Who's it going to be, Jose? Alexis. Okay. This brings me back to college frat basements. Okay. So, baby, pull me closer
Starting point is 00:08:41 in the backseat of your robot. Oh, my goodness. And you not invited again that was your shock collar question of the day. We got your phone tap coming up in just few minutes. Remember when you were a kid and the classic money goal was, when I grow up, I want to have a million dollars. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Well, good news because a new survey just found the average 50-year-old has a net worth of 1.1 to 1.4 million bucks. Well, although to be fair, that average is heavily skewed by the ultra-rich. Thanks a lot, Brooke. Ruining it for everybody. Why are they letting rich people in on polls? You know what I mean? Like the 1% is just shouldn't be allowed to take them.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Yes, exactly. To be clear, the majority of people do not have a million dollars in the bank by the time they're 50. Actually, the majority can barely afford to keep their Disney Plus subscription. Yeah, I'm going to say, the majority are living paycheck to paycheck, right? The real average for 50-year-olds is about 300 grand. Oh, okay. That includes the properties you own and retirement accounts, 401Ks. Oh, that's like your total number.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Or for Brooke, any orphanages you purchase and shut down for the tax breaks. It means that we're all working until 95 years old, is what I'm hearing. So since having a million dollars isn't quite what it used to be, there was a new survey that asked people what number they would need to reach now. Okay. In order to say, okay, I think I have made it financially in my life. I'm happy. And we're asking adults, not kids this time, right?
Starting point is 00:10:19 Yeah, this is average people. The average person says they would feel successful from a money standpoint if they made $94,000 a year. Absolutely. Okay. I said 100. That's what. Give me to the triples.
Starting point is 00:10:34 This isn't it like who you would want to date, Alexis. This is like people feeling successful on their own. So any kids listening, remember, if you want to feel like a winner, don't go into radio. I'm going to feel like a loser. We're going to do laser stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's on the verge of a breakthrough product. called Soxicles. He's just not sure
Starting point is 00:11:03 if they should be socks shaped like popsicles or popsicles that taste like socks. Why did the popsicles be shaped, Jeff? Still in the development phase, but he's getting close. Make sure to ask for your Soxicle when the Ice Cream Man comes around this year with laser stories.
Starting point is 00:11:22 The segment where we read, weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other frozen freaks just don't. His first laser story is out of upstate New York. I'm walking here. Authorities are currently searching for a man who skipped a court appearance earlier this week. The fugitive's name is Lamont Holmes.
Starting point is 00:11:42 Uh-oh. And he was supposed to be at a hearing on weapons charges, but he was a no-show. Ain't nobody got time for that? That sounds dangerous. Did Holmes stay home? nominated for joke of the year. So police looked at the GPS signal from his ankle monitor. and noticed he was at his house.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I was right. But outside of it in his backyard. Okay, that's fine. So as they made their way to his place, they noticed something interesting. The GPS was showing that Lamont was having erratic movement, similar to prancing around a certain bush or tree. Oh, what?
Starting point is 00:12:17 What? Skipping? When cops got there, they didn't even knock on the door. They went right to the back area. And we're surprised to see his GPS ankle monitor in plain view affixed to his dog Oh. Poor doggy's unhoused the rest.
Starting point is 00:12:34 It wasn't his fault. I thought he was just exercising. Why was Lamont peeing on a tree like that? He'd apparently cut it off a few days before and then strapped it to his dog's left leg and he took off. That's kind of smart. I mean, actually, no, because he got caught.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Yeah, smart for a day. Yeah, never mind. Well, he hasn't been caught yet. No way. That's why I said. They're on the run. They don't know where he is. He was already looking at up to 15 years behind bars,
Starting point is 00:13:00 but now if they find him, Lamont will be facing even more additional charges. He's good. Like, leaving his dog alone. Yes, that was the worst crime. Something else to take your dog with you. Let's go to your next laser story out of the Cold Front Club. A massive winter storm will be plowing through most of the eastern part of the country this weekend.
Starting point is 00:13:24 From New Mexico, all the way across. to the Mid-Atlantic and New England. It's been crazy. Look how we say eastern front, New Mexico. Yeah. That is basically all of the U.S. That's very west. And so if your plan is to head out to try and avoid it,
Starting point is 00:13:39 here's a little bit of advice. Do not turn your heat all the way off. What? And I say that because an apartment in Quebec, Canada, turned into an actual ice castle because the renter decided to cut the heat completely trying to save money. Are you seeing the...
Starting point is 00:13:56 middle of a snowstorm? I mean, pipes don't freeze and burst. Get out of here. Oh, no. Look at the pictures, bro. Dude, how can you call yourself Canadian and not know this is going to happen? I've never seen damage like this. Well, they thought, you know, they're not going to be there for many, many days, and they didn't want to spend all that money heating a completely empty home. No, you leave your heater like at 65, 60 degrees, and you leave the faucet running.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Everybody knows it has to have a drip, just a drip. Clearly, this person did. not know because the temperatures outside and inside got so frigid the pipes burst and shot water into the apartment and then that froze too. Has anyone thought that maybe
Starting point is 00:14:38 it was Elsa that was living inside this intentional? It does look like they're yes. It's an ice sculpture inside the house. It looks like Mr. Freeze from Incredible's apartment. The walls, the ceilings, the furniture, even the appliances were later found covered in thick ice. It also
Starting point is 00:14:55 created abstract ice sculptures everywhere, and the floor was basically a skating rink. Double rainbow. Oh, my God. If you're a hockey fan, it can work out for you. It could be kind of fun. The building owner evicted that tenant, so now they're going to have to strip the entire place down to get all the ice, water, and moisture out, and that process could take months. Oh, my goodness.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Oh, fun. Jeez. Keep the heat. And it's only going to get colder. Oh, seriously. This next laser story is out of food news. There's a new pizza mash. that's only available in Japan,
Starting point is 00:15:29 which is either disappointing or a massive relief. So make sure to tell us what you think at 78592, because Pizza Hut in Japan has introduced a handheld handy melt folded pizza where the main ingredient is strawberry kit cats.
Starting point is 00:15:46 Ooh, yeah! On a pizza! Well, don't hate. I love a dessert pizza. Tell me more. You can see it up on our Insta stories at Brooke and Jeffrey. We have the photo there,
Starting point is 00:15:56 but Pizza Hut, Japan. and says no, it's not fake candy pizza. It's basically like a hot pocket with melted strawberry kit cats inside instead of pepperoni. The kit cat looks like it got grilled. Yeah. Concerting it didn't melt. It looks like the outside chocolate area is still very much intact. Well, to be fair, that's a promotional ad picture.
Starting point is 00:16:19 That's not what the real heated one looks like. What a team. I just want to show you it's cooked on the pizza, like with the pizza. You hope. They say the new pizza has a. has a specially selected mozzarella cheese with extra richness and salt content
Starting point is 00:16:31 to counterbalance the sweetness of the candy and they promise that the crispy Kit Kat wafers provide a satisfying crunch. Do we still attach the word pizza to this concoction? I don't know. Yeah, dessert flat brand. I'm getting nauseous the more that I read about it.
Starting point is 00:16:47 But this monstrosity will be available in Japan for the next month so who wants to travel? I do. For all the other food they have there. I don't know. This final laser story is out of Trenddown. So if being more carefree is on your to-do list for this year, you are far from alone.
Starting point is 00:17:07 Google says searches for the word whimsy are at an all-time high. Wow. A year of whimsy, whimsy goals, and how to add more whimsy to your life are all trending online. The definition is behavior that's unusual, playful, and unpredictable, rather than having any sense. serious reason or purpose behind it. Oh. That's what whimsy is all about. People couldn't hear Ashton's yawn in the background.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Barely, he's not feeling very good. I just thought it was a sound effect for a minute. Videos about being more whimsical are all over social media. And a writer for the Huffington Post said, whimsy is already the clear front runner for Word of the Year. It's kind of like cottage core, but with more fairies. That's a good way to look at it. Influencers are using it hand in hand with having a more.
Starting point is 00:17:56 analog lifestyle. So less time online and more time doing stuff out in real life. That's good. Touch some grass. One influencer who's embracing whimsy said it's similar to dilly dallying. Basically doing stuff that's fun, interesting, and new just because. Dillie dally and I thought was like procrastinating. But if you're doing it whimsically, then it's dilly. I was thinking it was more woo-woo. But because our show is constantly all up in the latest trends, I would like to introduce the newest members. I would like to introduce the newest of our team, Humper's female twin sister
Starting point is 00:18:29 coincidentally named whimsy. See, she's a little bit more feminine. Yeah, but she has a flower crown on. She does. She's a dainty humper. And she just begs the question, why not have way more whimsy in your life this year?
Starting point is 00:18:46 Hey! On the show, whimsy, one day. Laser toys has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Monday. Did you know back in 2007, there was a reality show on CBS called Kid Nation? Of course I knew that, Jeff. I watched it.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Obviously, we do, but if you didn't know, they let just a bunch of eight-year-olds run around and live in a ghost town by themselves. It was literally like the old west. That's why he's playing this theme song. An actual ghost town for weeks and do whatever they wanted with zero adult supervision. And they put it on TV. We're going to die. Who fed them?
Starting point is 00:19:27 What the heck? They had to figure it out on themselves. Well, following that came a slew of lawsuits from all of the parents. Oh, boy. And guess what? That show didn't even make the top most shocking and offensive reality TV shows ever made. Because it was a good idea. And honestly, I can't believe that one of these was greenlit for two whole seasons.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And it really wasn't that long ago. You're going to find out what they are coming up. Right after this. What are the big reality TV shows right now? Ask Alex. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, Survivor still gets ratings. Does it?
Starting point is 00:20:06 It does. 50 seasons. The Bachelor is still on the air after 30 maybe more seasons. This one's going to be the best. The girl from Secret Lives and Mormon Wives and other reality shows. Of course, they've got Love Island, Blind is Love, Blind is Love, Blind Island, Love in a box. I mean, there's a ton of these. right now.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Or Box Island. Box Island. All of them. Most of them are, you know, focused mainly on dating. Yeah. But did you know in the early, early days of reality TV?
Starting point is 00:20:36 We're talking late 90s, early 2000s. There were a few shows that were, to put it lightly, sketchy in concept. Bad ideas. I can think of one right now
Starting point is 00:20:48 that would be canceled in a heartbeat. Oh, a lot of these. I mean, they were borderline offensive. Some were just outright. Offensive. Told him that's why a popular publication just came out with a list of the most offensive reality shows ever created. Wow.
Starting point is 00:21:04 And Brooke, maybe a few of my other co-hosts, might remember some of these from the good old days of reality TV. Oh, boy. Let's go over them. We'll start with number five called Who's Your Daddy? Oh, yeah. Oh, I remember this one. Bad one. This is bad.
Starting point is 00:21:21 It was created. We're just going on a record. These are not good. We don't support them. I want that to be clear. This one was created in 2005. It had to have been thought of after watching a bad Moripovich, you know, episode or something. The idea was contestants who were adopted when they were infants had to come on the show
Starting point is 00:21:40 and try to pick out their real biological fathers from a large group of men. And if you guessed correctly, then the contestant got a big cash prize. If they chose the wrong men. And he got the money. Right. So all the dads were trying to convince you that they were your father. So they could leave again? They already left once.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Well, for the first time. I got your real dad. You just got to imagine they're like, I'm your daddy. No, I'm your daddy. Rubbish, I'm your true father. The guys are like, okay, can someone be serious and honest with me, though? No way. I mean, how low of a person do you have to be to be the dad to volunteer to go?
Starting point is 00:22:24 on that show. This next one happened in 2015. It was called Born in the Wild. And it focused on couples who were brought out into the wilderness to have their children born out in nature. Minus all of the comfort.
Starting point is 00:22:40 I know you're going to like this, Brooke. Brooke wants to be on the show. I think that's how Alder was born. I was pregnant in 2014 and I remember seeing a video on YouTube of a woman in a stream give you some hippie lady and it scarred me.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Why would you do that? Totally, but at the same time, like, oh, childbirth beautiful. No, no. It's nature and action. Sounds like they're really far from any doctors. Yes, no doctors, zero comforts of any modern medicine. Basically, we're going to take your pregnant wife to the foothills of Patagonia, and she can figure out how to pop that baby out all on her own.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Pop it out into the river and I think it swims upstream? Yeah, that's right. I don't know how it works. You learn a lot just by watching the show, and maybe if they do a little. well, kind of inspiring. Number three, this one was produced by Ice Cube in 2006. I'm already out. You know what's good.
Starting point is 00:23:33 Around 20 years ago, it was called black white. All right. All right? Just black white? Black white. So a white family and a black family traded places. What's wrong with that? Living in each other's homes.
Starting point is 00:23:50 But hold on, here's where it gets even more uncomfortable. Oh, boy. body makeup was applied and prosthetics so they could look more of the part, and that way they could experience how the other half lives. We didn't cancel Ice Cube right immediately there. This is back in the day where it's like anything goes. And you can't even go into details or try and speculate what it might have been like, because even speculating is too offensive.
Starting point is 00:24:17 There's definitely a reason why none of these clips have gone viral. Nobody wants to share that. I guarantee you the TV networks deleted. all those. They're like, get them all off the internet. Although, we do have one listener right now that was like, oh, black, white, that was my jam. Yeah. Funniest show ever.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Number two, very offensive, reality TV show. I don't know how this one lasted two seasons. Oh, no. But from 2014 to 2016, a show called Benefits Street was on British television. Benefits Street.
Starting point is 00:24:48 It sounds nice, doesn't it? But it featured a half a dozen welfare recipients. No! Oh, Jeff! I thought it was like friends with benefits. What are you doing? Welfare benefits who refused to do any work.
Starting point is 00:25:02 They would not get jobs and they ran around committing crimes all over town like shoplifting. And they're like, let's put that on TV. They had to shoplift because you don't get enough money on benefits to afford life. The whole idea just mount a few cameras inside of a London crack house and boom, hit program in the UK. Two seasons, Brooke Let's not stereotype people And the number one Most Offensive Reality TV
Starting point is 00:25:31 show ever created Who's excited? Should you say this? It's getting really worse every time What if he can't even say the name? It's not offensive. The number one most offensive show ever made is a tie.
Starting point is 00:25:44 Oh, I'm even a war. That's right. We get a twofer. In 2004, the Swan. Oh, yeah. How do I know that name? You guys remember this? Yeah, this is the plastic surgery one.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Yep, it's where, quote, ugly women underwent transformations that included extensive plastic surgery, and then they were forced to model against each other in a beauty pageant. And they all look alike after the surgery is that? It's the most 2004 sentence that's ever been said. And the other happened a year before that in 2003
Starting point is 00:26:14 called Boy Meets Boys. That sounds cute. Is it a love one? It was kind of like a gay bachelor. That's cute. Yeah, we're down with us. Except the cruel twist was that half of the dudes in the house were secretly straight. Oh, so you fell for one?
Starting point is 00:26:33 It's who's your daddy, but different kind of daddy. It is so messed up. I'm just messing with people's hearts. That is terrible. Again, just like black and white, can't even speculate about what was actually happening in this program. I can't. Nobody could. It was only on for one season for a good reason.
Starting point is 00:26:52 That is too much still. I hope one of those straight boys realized they were actually gay. It was actually useful for them. You're open for the feel-good ending. I don't know, man. It's so twisted. Those are the most offensive reality shows of all time. We got your phone tap coming up right after this.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Is there a day that goes by on this show where we don't talk about AI? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. AI has told us to talk about them. I mean, it's literally everywhere. It's in our cars, in our toys. And when it comes to our appliances, it's been in those for years. Oh, yeah. And frankly, they're getting too smart.
Starting point is 00:27:32 And I know that because a woman bought a smart fridge recently, and she's about to get a call from the manufacturer to say, thanks to your fridge, we know what's really going on inside your home. And we are worried. It's your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, is this Fabby Hartle?
Starting point is 00:27:57 Yeah, hi. Who is this? Hi, Fabby. This is Davina with World War II Appliances. You recently purchased a few items from us not too long ago. Do I have that right? Yes, I did. Fantastic. So the reason for my call is in the middle of the night yesterday, your fridge sent us an appliance distress signal. What? It usually just means a fridge door has been left open too long or maybe something heavy. fell inside, but not this time.
Starting point is 00:28:27 I mean, everything's fine. I didn't know it would alert you. Oh, yeah. They check in all the time, and your fridge actually sent us pictures. Pictures of what? Well, I don't want to alarm you, but it shows a very old woman. I'm guessing 60s or 70s with glasses opening the fridge to get a snack in the middle of the night. Excuse me.
Starting point is 00:28:52 Are you aware of someone breaking into your home, an intruder? No one broke into my home. That was probably me. Oh. I'm not in my 60s. Oh, 50s. I am so sorry about that. No.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Wow. That is so rude. I don't even know why you're guessing my age. But no, I'm in my 40s. Oh, I am so sorry about that. The pictures were in black and white. Very hard to see. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Can you just tell me why are you calling me again? Yes. So at this point, I do need to tell you that you refrigerator has initiated a grievance. A grievance? What does that even mean? Basically, the fridge doors are opening and closing too often and it can't routinely cool. And I don't want to say this, but maybe you're snacking too much. Excuse me. That is so rude. I don't snack too much. I eat a regular amount. The doors aren't opening and closing too much. Totally. And I felt bad even saying that.
Starting point is 00:29:52 It doesn't sound like it. It sounds like you're having fun with this, actually. It's not me. It's just your fridge. Well, I don't appreciate the fridge tattling on me because, you know what? I own it. And whatever I want to do with it, that's what I do. Okay, then you're not going to want to hear this, but I do have to tell you that I'm very concerned
Starting point is 00:30:07 your fridge is about to enter a stage one protest. Stage one protest of what? It's a fridge. It's a smart fridge. It's not a fridge. Okay, it's not just a fridge. It would be doing this. It would just make food cold and that's it.
Starting point is 00:30:19 And that's the problem. In a stage one protest. it will attempt cold air withholding. Cold air with holding. So it stops being a refrigerator? Only after 7 p.m. After 7 p.m.? So all my food goes bad after 7 p.m.?
Starting point is 00:30:34 What much sense does that make? I'm just trying to let you know what is going on and what your smart fridge is programmed to do. Okay, let me ask you, who's in charge here? Me or the machine? Because it sounds like, to me, you're choosing the machine over me. Oh, no, this is not good. You're right.
Starting point is 00:30:51 This is not good. This is awful. No, no. I just got another alert. It appears that your smart fridge is attempting to communicate with your other appliances. What? Not good. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Your dishwasher just sent a message to your fridge labeled Stay Strong, brother. What in the world is going on right now? I see this every so often where these smart appliances will do what they need to do when they think they're in a hostile work environment. Hostile work environment? I mean, I am literally just getting up in the middle of the night to get a snack. That's not hostile. I get what you're saying. But just for safety precautions, we probably need to reach out to your neighbors about this.
Starting point is 00:31:29 My neighbor, what are my neighbors need to do with my fridge? That doesn't make any sense. Your appliances could contact their appliances via Wi-Fi. You'd have a full-on coup, and nobody wants that. So my refrigerator is going to tell my neighbor's refrigerator not to be a refrigerator. Because I got a snack in the middle of the night. I wanted an apple. Hold that.
Starting point is 00:31:48 I wanted an apple at 11 p.m. I've seen one more alert. Microwave requesting meeting with management. Oh, my God. Do you know how stupid that sounds? Yes, yes, I do know that. And so does your husband, Tony, because he's the one that set you up for this prank phone call.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Wait, what? This is actually Brooke for the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I don't know anything about your smart appliances. Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. I was, like, pulling my hair, and I was like, I, listen, I'm not very tech savvy, but this is crazy. I listen listen I would never shame a snacker ever
Starting point is 00:32:24 You know what pissed me off the most With everything you said is when you said I was 60, 70 years old Like oh my gosh that is so like I don't care about the appliances You're going to come from my age like no way no You know we never look good in front of our fridges am I right No no we don't Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s Brook and Jeffrey in the morning
Starting point is 00:32:50 I wonder if I did a countdown from three to one and we all said the word jinks at the same time. Oh, that's so fine. Would we also say the next part the same as well? Don't say it out loud. Two of us couldn't talk once we said jinks. Well, I want to try it out. Let's see. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Jinks. Jinks! Jinks again! Jinks again! The saying is jinks, you want me a Coke. No, I know. But I also was the last one to jinks, so I get the coke from a lot. No, when you do jinks, you can't talk until somebody says your name.
Starting point is 00:33:22 Okay. I've never heard that. She is right. That's the OG rules, actually. Bottom line, clearly, we're not on the same page and we are not soulmates. Oh, guys, we've got to learn the rules to jinks. But I will say this. One of our listeners did something at the exact same time as his date did.
Starting point is 00:33:39 And he thinks it's more than just a simple coincidence. He thinks the cosmos are trying to tell him something. You'll find out what it was in a brand. new second date update. I did it. Yep, now we can't talk. Yes. That's the rule, Jeff.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Okay, well, tell them when the second date's happening. Next. There you go. Yay. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Where can you turn for help when you're stuck in your dating life? Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:34:10 I have no idea. You could hire a dating coach to point out all the things that you're doing wrong and why you're not good enough to attract a mate in your natural form. Or you could just talk to Jeff's mom for that. Yeah. She'll be happy to lay into you and all of your flaws. You could try wading into the muck of the dating app world, where there's now been confirmed STD cases from people who just downloaded Tinder. Wow.
Starting point is 00:34:34 They didn't even meet anybody on it. Yeah. And they also gave all of your other app's diseases too. Oh, no. Or you could just ask your friends for help. And when they say no, offer them money to do it. Wait, it's almost like we're back to square. Apparently that's one of our listeners did, and I'm curious to hear how that worked.
Starting point is 00:34:54 His name is Henry. So Henry, man, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. Are you coming here for the free advice since you spent all your dough already? Well, so the money's not been spent yet, but I feel like we can get into that. Yeah. Okay. Are we your friends, by the way?
Starting point is 00:35:11 Because he said ask friends for advice, right? We're your friends? Because Jose needs money. Yeah. Or friends. No, I just want friends. Jose, just hit me up with your cash. I got you.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Oh, I pay you to be your friend. Well, this is nice. But your email did say you were going to pay your friends for help with your love life. Can you explain what you mean? Yeah. So I've been looking around dating, trying to find somebody to kind of settle down with. Oh, okay. So you're looking at serious stuff right now.
Starting point is 00:35:37 Yeah. And I actually have a buddy who encouraged me to reach out to you guys. Because right now he's on the hook for potential bounty. Bounty. A bounty. Oh, I see. Wanted man? No, no.
Starting point is 00:35:49 What are you talking about bounty? Yeah. Yeah. So, I mean, I've been trying to date around and pulled all of my friends to tell their friends, $1,000 bounty. You find me a girl and I end up marrying her. Oh, wait. Pay them $1,000 if they match them up to you with your future wife. Do you pay them on your wedding day, the one grand?
Starting point is 00:36:09 Right in front of your bride. Here's the other half of the deposit. She's like, what? How am I not getting a tax? Yeah, wait a minute. Hold on. This girl that we're about to call here, are you saying that she might be the one? I mean, maybe.
Starting point is 00:36:27 Wow. She's the closest one I've met in a long time that's got all of the sort of things you look for. Okay. And this is someone that obviously your buddy set you up with. Yeah. Does she have a name? Mia. Mia.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Okay. What do you like about her? What drew you to Mia? Well, I don't know. As an example, when we were at dinner, I heard her speak. a foreign language to the waiter. That's always so nice. She's maybe well-traveled, well-educated.
Starting point is 00:36:54 That's a bonus. Yeah. And I don't know. She just got this real feminine energy. It was just really attractive to me. That's awesome. All right. So what was the date like?
Starting point is 00:37:04 I mean, did you talk a lot beforehand? I mean, we did talk a good bit beforehand. Like, we were just kind of texting back and forth. And, yeah, I mean, basically just a little bit. Not much. I don't know. I'm nervous. There were texts.
Starting point is 00:37:22 When you're in the presence of somebody that you really feel a connection with, it's hard to even, like, put it to words, I imagine. There was a message. And then there was a dinner. And then there was dinner. Okay. You know, we just felt so comfortable together. It was, like, really amazing. That's great.
Starting point is 00:37:40 That's good. But then the weirdest and kind of, I don't know, cutest thing happened where it's going to sound weird, but we sneezed at the exact same time. Oh my God, why do I see that as a bonding experience? I really would be kind of funny, like exactly the same time. Please don't tell me that you've hit the age in your life where you're a man sneezer and it's super, super loud. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. Every year my husband's like goes up another decibel. It does sound like a one in a billion type of moment.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Hopefully it was after your meals came out and you sneezed onto each other's food. Oh, gross. Just a little cross-contamination sweetness. Wipe each other's noses. That could be a sweet moment. Well, it was definitely something we kind of giggled about. I was like, you sneeze too? Because obviously I'm loud.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I couldn't really tell. That's kind of better because you miss the other person's sneeze. Like, it covers your own sneeze. Both your eyes are cursed. But clearly there's a connection going on on multiple levels here. Feels like a strong connection. And I just, I can't tell if I screwed it up. Why do you think that?
Starting point is 00:38:42 Yeah. So I did ask her to come back and watch a movie. my place, you know, maybe I was being a little too forward, but I was just really feeling it. I don't know. Did she go? She did not. Well, that could just be on the first date kind of thing, you know? You want to end the first date on a high.
Starting point is 00:38:58 Yeah, totally. And not do too much, you know. Is that how it ended? Well, I mean, that's why I'm confused because we did kiss. Oh. Now she's not answering anything. Oh. Yeah, that is weird.
Starting point is 00:39:09 Wait a minute. I mean, your buddy's got $1,000 writing on this. What has he said? I bet he's invested. Well, he was the one that said. email you guys because you're going to be able to help me get in touch with her and figure out what's going on. So she didn't tell him anything. We're helping his friend right now too.
Starting point is 00:39:25 He wants that money. Yeah, and apparently this girl's like a friend of a friend, so it's not like he knows her firsthand. So I'm, I need help. So we're getting this not just for you, but for him as well. Yeah. What's it for us? Do we get a cut? I feel like we get a 10% finder suite if we get her on the phone.
Starting point is 00:39:42 A lot of money is going to be exchanged if we can pull this off. I don't want any money, guys. I just want love. Okay. I'll take your part. We don't do that on this show. Okay. But we will try and reach out to Mia for you when we come back and do your second date update.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Maybe reconnect you with the one on a sneeze level, at least. We'll do it right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. I'm feeling a little bit of pressure right now because there is money on the line for this second date update. It's amazing how that instantly changes how investigative. people are in your dating life.
Starting point is 00:40:17 And it's reminding everyone, a thousand dollars. Right. A little bit. It's not my money, thank God. Because if I was a betting man, I'd say this probably isn't going to happen. And I would be right, 90% of the time. That's just the statistics for our show, unfortunately. We're not great at getting yeses here.
Starting point is 00:40:34 But hey, there's always... Get answers. Get answers, just not yes. Not yeses, but there's always that 10% and that small margin is what our listener, Henry, is banking on. Yeah. And if he ends up married... marrying Mia down the road, his buddy who introduced them would get $1,000.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Oh, romantic. It's a pretty genius bounty. I mean, the people who set you up should get a reward, honestly. Well, how else are they going to motivate your friends? No wonder they always set me up with duds back in the day. Now, Henry, we never asked, does Mia know about the bounty? Did you tell her, if I marry you, my friend gets $1,000? I have not told Mia about that.
Starting point is 00:41:13 It's interesting. Good. Does that be the reason? I would say it's a smart move. Marriage is such a good topic to bring up on the first date, Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. That's the money that matters.
Starting point is 00:41:21 It's the marriage. Fair point. But hopefully she answers our phone call here because she's completely ignoring Henry. And Henry, what's your confidence level going into this? Man, I'm looking forward to my bounty wife. Let's go. Bounty wife. It sounds pretty badass.
Starting point is 00:41:38 He's like the brawny man. Get that on the wedding invite, but here we go. I'm going to dial our number right now. Let's do it. Hi, we're looking to speak. speak with Mia? Yes, who's this? All right.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Hey, Mia. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, Mia. Good morning. How can I help you? You can help us because we're in the middle of a segment right now called the second date update. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:12 I don't know if you know what that is, but we're trying to help out one of our listeners who you met up with recently. You went out to dinner with him. A guy named Henry. Oh. Yes. I sure. Yep. I remember him. That's interesting. Your tone definitely sounds interested, which is a good sign.
Starting point is 00:42:34 I'm not sure if I would say that. Well, we know that there's some awkwardness going on because apparently, according to Henry, you're not responding to his texts or calls at all anymore, which is a little bit... That's correct. Okay. It's a little confusing to him because he told us about your date and it sounded pretty good on our end. Right. I mean, the date was fine. Honestly, I was really drawn to him. He's very good looking. Okay. Hey. Hey. Mia, that's one of the best reviews of a first day we've heard.
Starting point is 00:43:05 That's all you can ask for, really. He's hot. He's fun. He's nice. What's the issue then? Well, the issue is that afterwards, I was actually pretty excited about the date and him, and I was kind of on cloud nine, and I showed one of my friends a picture of him, and she recognized him. Okay. Okay. Or you introduced through mutual friends sort of anyway. So I mean...
Starting point is 00:43:25 Not her. No. She said that this is a guy that she used to date, someone else that she knew, and he's like a serial cheater. And then his name is not Henry. He goes, well, I don't know what his real name is, but she knew him as Hank. Wait. What? Wait.
Starting point is 00:43:41 She didn't date him. She knew someone that dated him. Is that what you're saying? Oh, this is so much hearsay. But you said serial cheater? That's the word she used, exactly. Do you mean? serial dater?
Starting point is 00:43:53 I mean, isn't it the same thing? No. No. Not at all. A serial dater would be someone who goes on lots of dates. That's not cheating. And he told us that he said that he's been trying to go out with a lot of women to find his perfect match. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:44:09 Whatever it is, he's going out with lots of women. He's using different names. I mean, it feels like that should be something you should talk to him about because it's a lot of, like, rumors. and he said she said. Totally gossip stuff. Yeah, and we can facilitate that conversation right now. Spill the tea, Jeff. Because we have Henry or Hank or whoever his name is.
Starting point is 00:44:35 Which is the same person. Henry and Hank are the same person. However he goes by, that person is on the line right now waiting to talk to you. Are you serious? I am. He's listening this whole time? Yes. Henry. Oh, my.
Starting point is 00:44:49 Henry. say hi. Hey, Mia. Oh my God. That was a big accusation. Yeah. Henry, do you know what she's talking about? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Who she's describing is just not me. I mean, that's the old me. Oh. Wait. The serial cheater part is the old you? Or the serial dater part is the old you? Oh, serial dater. I don't know where the cheating part came from because, like, yeah, I am trying to date with.
Starting point is 00:45:19 I'm in and meet people, but I don't like that version of myself where I'm just going through chicks like wildfire. Okay, we don't need to say that. That's a way to describe it. Listen, that was the old me. That was Hank. I'm Henry. Oh, that's where it comes from. See, Hank was the player.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Henry's the stand-up guy. He's the good one. This is like when you have a friend in college and then they're out of college and they change their name. Yeah, yeah. Got it. They grew up a little. Yeah. It started to get to a point where my friends even started calling me hammer and hang.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Okay. Oh, wow. Remember, she is here with us. Although, that is pretty impressive. That's right. Nobody wants a hammer, Jeff. It's way better than you're hammering Jeff. So I'm sorry, what's your nickname if you're not hammer and Hank anymore?
Starting point is 00:46:07 Who are you now? Currently, I'm humble, Henry. Oh. Oh, wow. Look at that, Mia. He's a sweetheart now. Oh, yeah. Mia, you can see that people can.
Starting point is 00:46:17 change, right? They can change their behavior. Hopefully that was a long time ago when you said old you. When did you make that choice? Like, I don't want to live that lifestyle anymore, Henry. I mean, it was like two weeks ago. Oh, wait. The way you were talking about it, you made it sound like it was years ago. Two years minimal. See, Mia, he's
Starting point is 00:46:37 changed. Let's concentrate on the good part. Hammer and Hank is no more. Listen, even, listen how he's talking about it. It is too recent. No girl wants a guy like that who's dating billions of women. Like, that's gross. Tell her how you're not. It's not a billion.
Starting point is 00:46:55 I mean, you know, maybe a million would be closer, but I'm not there. You asked me back to your place on the first night. Would humble Henry really do that? Oh, I forgot. Shoot. Hold the habits. I mean, it has only been two weeks, like you said. So, I mean,
Starting point is 00:47:13 listen, there's probably like five percent of hammering Hank that's still in there. But I mean, he's the one that asked that question. Oh, Hank asked you back to his place. Not Henry. Oh, come on. Henry, tell her how you haven't gone on a date with anyone else in the last two weeks, right? Well, I mean, there's two girls that Hank needs to break up with and take a goodbye to.
Starting point is 00:47:35 It's still good. I knew it. Come on. You're a player, dude. I'm not having that. Oh, my God. No, no, that's not my thing. That's, it's Hank's.
Starting point is 00:47:45 And Henry is 100% yours. No, I have a level of personalities. Those other women aren't dating Henry. Yeah. They're dating D-Bag Hank. It makes it sound like you're cheating when you say you have to break up with them. Henry's not cheating. Hank is.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Okay, B, see, I told you, serial cheater. That's what my friend said. I knew it. Listen, it's not a boyfriend, girlfriend, exclusive relationship. There's no cheating going on. Oh. Okay, from your side.
Starting point is 00:48:13 I'm going to go to their apartments this weekend. It'll all be taken care of. And we're going to put Hammer and Hank to bed. You won't hear from him anymore. We're going to lay the hammer down one last guy. Yeah, that is Hammer and Hank's favorite place. All right. I want to have like a funeral for this guy.
Starting point is 00:48:31 We should ask if they want to go on a date in like a couple months when Hammer and Hank is permanently. Like we know he won't be resuscitated. One of know, maybe Mia has been intrigued by the idea of Hammer and Hank. It's like the worst nickname. Mia, would you like to go out on a date with Hammer and Hank? Or humble Henry? Are you guys seriously asking me this? Unfortunately, yes.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Listen, there is no amount of money. Like, he's finishing up with these women and then I get to have him. No, thank you. Yeah, I'm just, I'm so sad to hear that you've seen it this way, but I need you to know there's like $1,000 on the line here. Don't bring that up now. I forgot. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:49:14 This could work. Go ahead. Wait a minute. What do you mean? What's the $1,000 for? Like, to go on a date? Okay. So you know the friend that introduced us, he's going to get a grand if we end up getting married.
Starting point is 00:49:26 Oh, my God. Oh, right? Oh, isn't that sweet? Like, I didn't think this could pass if we'd get any worse. But here we are. Oh, no. Well, Henry, Hank, whoever, I'm sorry, Ngu. It sounds like it's going to be a no from Mia.
Starting point is 00:49:46 You know, though, keep working on yourself. Keep working on that humble Henry part. That 5%. I don't know. Maybe it's time to just bring back him. What? I don't know if he ever laughed. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, man, at the end there, when he told her about the whole bounty thing
Starting point is 00:50:05 and how he could possibly get married to her, I really thought he was going to get her back on his side. Yeah, right. If he said it the right way, it could have proved that he was interested in long-term relationships, that he was truly invested in something real this time. But he did not at the right time or in the right sentence. He didn't deliver a lot of the things he said the right way. Two weeks.
Starting point is 00:50:30 He's already going back. Yeah, so no surprise that didn't work out. But at least she's going to have a fun story that she can tell her children. one day. Oh, yeah. Kids, before I married your father, I went out one night with a guy named Hammer and Hank. Wow, Mom, you're so cool.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Yeah. Is that a character from Thomas the Train? No, you're ever going to find out what that is. But if you want to hear more second dates, make sure to go to our podcast. Wherever you listen to them, Apple, Spotify, or on the secret Q&On server, just search Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning.
Starting point is 00:51:04 That's right, listen. We are definitely there. Can you just say YouTube? That too. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I remember as a kid, my parents had very high aspirations for me and my future. Oh, that's why they're so disappointed. They always told me, Jeffrey, when you grow up, you can be anything you want.
Starting point is 00:51:26 You could work at a hospital and be a doctor. Or join a pro sports franchise as the team doctor. Or even work at a haunted house. as the bloodthirsty zombie doctor. Oh, okay. They wanted you to be a doctor. They had an idea. So, yeah, you could imagine the look on their faces when I told them I accepted a position
Starting point is 00:51:46 in the dying industry of terrestrial radio. Yay, Jeffrey. It was shocking to them, to say the least. But my parents will be happy to hear that I just doctored together a parody song last night. Hey, wait a minute. And I'm going to prescribe it to our listeners. Is that why you're wearing the rubber gloves? Dude, I like this.
Starting point is 00:52:06 These feel comfortable. You can take 300 milligrams of my brand new song of the week, everybody, report back to me. We're going to do it coming up right after this. It is time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And during the pandemic, a lot of things changed in this country. Pets got adopted at higher rates. Curbside pickup became a huge thing.
Starting point is 00:52:32 It's part of life anymore. Working from home became, the norm. Absolutely. And the popularity of house plants exploded. Suddenly, everybody had a giant plant wall and a specific plant guy that they always went to. Well, we needed friends, Jeff. We needed friends.
Starting point is 00:52:50 Even if they're nature friends. But since then, a lot has reverted back. There's not as many Zoom calls anymore. A lot of people have had to go back into the offices again. But here's the thing. plant buying, that has not stopped. In fact, the obsession has only grown stronger. In fact, did you know that from last year to now, there's been an $8.5 billion
Starting point is 00:53:18 increase in house plant purchases? No way. Billion in one year. What are you doing? Propagate those things, okay? And the younger, they're hard to keep alive. The younger generations are the ones who are mostly driving the growth. actually, millennials and Gen Z,
Starting point is 00:53:36 they are all about plant parenthood. And then shops are so cute. There's a shop by my house called Planet at the disco. Are you kidding? Plant at the disco. Sorry, I messed up.
Starting point is 00:53:47 But it's still so cute. It's got disco balls inside. Very sweet. Everybody right now wants to fill their home with little green nature babies. Because it's a way to practice self-care and also
Starting point is 00:53:59 a way to practice nurturing while living in a small space or like apartment unit. Many people have gotten so into it. They call their plants, their pets. And I don't think that's unhealthy at all. Well, I mean, to be fair, people call their pets
Starting point is 00:54:15 their children. So, I mean, everybody's getting an upgrade in this. It's the natural progression of life. Whatever makes you happy and mentally well, I support that. And I wanted to sing a song for all of my fellow plant parents who love
Starting point is 00:54:31 to just spoil their indoor. vegetation. If plants love music, scientifically proven. That's why I kind of want to seduce them a little bit right now. I hope all of your plants are listening because instead of
Starting point is 00:54:45 singing the old hit by Arizona Zervas, Roxanne, it's young Jeffrey's house plant. Yay! All right, I'm going to point when I'm ready. Here we go. Points.
Starting point is 00:54:58 All for the mulch. Perennials love that mulch. You grow, girl. Hey House plan Just right Got you at Home Depot In the outdoor section
Starting point is 00:55:27 You was looking green yo Baby philodendron House plan All the dust mites I love the way you pure Every breath is just a CO2 of us I don't mess around with little nubs Nups, nubs
Starting point is 00:55:43 It's just like TLC don't want no shrubs Fern you looking fine in my home Because I could want you A hairy ain't my name But I'd repotter you Wash you and slosh you a girl I fill your face up like a swimming cool Sunshan house plant I'll bring you in a succulent Fives put you on the counter set you on a table maybe in a planter hanging from a cable
Starting point is 00:56:24 A snag dance cactus plant Ficus treea a piscilia twerking on you like the Beckham family If you droop you I could prune you let me show what this green thumb Kudia. I got your fool bloom in the bedroom looking fresh from your stem down to your roots. So wrap your vines around me and I'll hug you like a baby. Just ignore the dead ones in the corner where it's shady and I'll water you, water you. I know San Pellegrino is your favorite fool. I'll talk to you and walk with you and take it to the forest, meet your family too.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Whampan, Pellant with Netflix, Sunshine, me like a carolia, make your little larger. my vagonia I could be a gardener anything that makes my home nice the song not the plant yeah the yes the lyrics hopefully I mean when people see the video though they're gonna see that that's a it's a fake plant Jeff yeah oh he's a fake no no no no that that's CGI magic yeah yeah I love my plants I remember when Jose showered with his plant
Starting point is 00:57:52 oh yeah yeah after it saw what it saw it saw I can't blame that. Hey, if you can see it, I'm impressed. That was your song of the week. You can text in 78592 and tell us what you thought we're going to post the video up on all of our socials. With all the lyrics at Brooke and Jeffrey. Share it with a plant parents. There you go.
Starting point is 00:58:13 Or just share it with your plants. Yes. I mean, honestly, put it on repeat. They get lonely when you leave for worse. Yeah. Play the music and twerk on them a little bit if you like to. That's your song of the week. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Starting point is 00:58:27 Today we have a new player who goes by the very exotic, very sexy name, Jean. As in Jean Valjean from the play Les Miserables. I don't know if he's actually from France, if his parents were, or if he's just putting on a phony accent to seduce and distract Brooke. Because according to Jean, he told our producer he thinks that Brum. Brooke is one of the most attractive women he has ever laid his eyes on. And compares her to the actress Christina Applegate from Anchorman and married with children. She's like, also funny. Way older than me, but okay.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Is she? I would take that as a huge compliment, Brooke. Let's talk to him. Jean, welcome to the show, my man. Hey, thanks, guys. I'm French Caribbean, by the way. Oh, God. I'm sorry, that's even hotter.
Starting point is 00:59:29 Brooke, I think you get that all the time. Chris Napolgate. Yes, yes. I've actually never heard that. I've heard, um, uh... You've heard Reese Witherspoon. Kate Wingslet. I mean, any white girl, really, that is around 40s.
Starting point is 00:59:44 Generic. Yeah. Just generic white and blonde. Yeah. You pretty much have Brooke in a nutshell. I got it. I'll take them all, though. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Thank you. All right, Jean. You've officially made Brooke blush. So let's send her out of the studio. So we can get it. get to the game here. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass, but you have to beat her out right if you want to win. Are you ready? Yes, ready. Okay. Good luck, my man. Your time starts now. Today is National Pi Day. How many
Starting point is 01:00:12 movies are there in the American Pie franchise? Four. Pyrophobia is the fear of what? Fear of height. In the Lord of the Rings franchise, who plays the lead character Frodo Baggins? Fast. At what fast food restaurant? Can you order something called a Dave single? Wendy's. Baseball player Araldus Chapman has the record for fastest pitch ever thrown in a baseball game. At what speed?
Starting point is 01:00:48 Natty miles an hour. Okay. Okay, Jean, not much of a baseball fan, I can tell you. That's all right. Or maybe the translation between the Caribbean French. speeds to American speeds. I could see the difference there. There it is. Anyway.
Starting point is 01:01:03 We said too much. Brooke's in the room here. So, Jean, great job for your first time on this segment. But we do have a more pressing issue. The Seahawks versus the Rams on Sunday. NFC championship game. We heard that you're a big fan and we need a prediction. What do you think is going to happen on game day? It's going to be a tough game.
Starting point is 01:01:25 The Rams always pay our stuff. We play the Rams tough. And so I would say a low-scoring game, C-Ux-23, Ram 17. Yeah, right. Brooke, do you agree with Jean? You think in close game? You think in landslide? Or do you want everybody in Washington State to hate you and predict a Rams victory?
Starting point is 01:01:43 I hate predicting anything because it just feels like I'm going to curse something. Oh, and she's superstitious. So I don't know. She's opting out out of pure fear. I mean, maybe that ginger can do it for us, you know? Hey, okay. All right. Right, let's go.
Starting point is 01:01:58 We're the quarterback of the home team. Good job. All right, Brooke. I say that in a loving way. Absolutely. Are you ready to play? I'm going to the Theox fans, but all the redheads are like, go. Here we go, Brooke.
Starting point is 01:02:08 Your time starts now. Today is National Pie Day. How many movies are there in the American Pie franchise? Three. Pyrophobia is the fear of what? Fire. In the Lord of the Rings franchise, who plays the lead character Frodo Baggins? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:02:26 I can't pass. I can't remember the same. At what fast food restaurant can you order something called a Dave single? Uh, Wendy's. Baseball player. Araldis Chapman has the record for fastest pitch ever thrown in a baseball game at what speed. Ooh, 106. We will accept that answer.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Everything is locked in, and it's time to head on over to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose. Go change your diaper, baby. Bolognaz. Okay. John got two. Brooke and three Grand! You tried to compliment me
Starting point is 01:03:02 out of a win, but I stayed strong. So close, just barely wasn't enough, Jean. Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Pie Day. There are four movies in the American Pie franchise. American Pie, One,
Starting point is 01:03:16 Two, American Wedding and American Reunion. Wow. You'll have another one, too. You know they will. They're going to milk to that series. Pyraphobia is the fear of fire. Frodo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, he was played by actor Elijah Wood. That's his name. I know that's true.
Starting point is 01:03:33 You could get a Dave single if you eat at Wendy's, and Araldis Chapman has the fastest pitch ever thrown in a professional baseball game at 105.8 miles per hour. We would have accepted 105 or 106. So Brooke, you got credit. Jean, I am sorry, my man, it was not enough to win, but the good news is just for being here. We're giving you a pair of tickets to the Seattle boat. show happening January 30th through February 7th get more information at Seattle boat show.com that's cool I appreciate it guys yeah it was an honor man I've been wanted to do this for almost 14 years so wow
Starting point is 01:04:09 14 years that's so cool we appreciate you bro jane thank you so much for being here come back and play again we're going to win Brooks bucks same time on Monday Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

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