Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s Spring Cleaning Song, Brooke’s Radio Wisdom + In Walks the Ex Date (3/27/26)

Episode Date: March 29, 2026

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Hey, we got a brand new flower for you. Thank you so much for being here. And Jeff's song of the week may inspire you. Yeah. And I had to get a little something done while you listen. You'll find out why coming up a new second date. Did I say that? I don't know anymore.

Sometimes I don't know if I'm glitching or not. So thanks for being here. I think I already said that too. Get to the comments. Go. Comment. I don't know if this is going to help because Axel said, wait, Brooke and Jeff are not dating? Oh, God.

Yeah, people think that a lot. Or are married. I know. I don't know if it's because of just a lot of radio people being married. Yeah, I think that's normally the people and the people are dating. Or people think your husband and Jeff look kind of similar sometimes. They do look similar. You guys go Google Brooks Husband.

He loves when people do that. Yeah. He really loves it. He loves to be in the spotlight. Oh, yeah. Well, at least we know behind the scenes that when Michael gets too old, you can, you know, Jeff's a few years younger. You can just.

I'm good. Yeah, no. I like version 1.0 the best. I know. All right, here we go. Brand new full hour starts right now. Snitches may get stitches, but freaks get our hero of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

I thought heroes got those. Today's hero is a man in Austria named Malta Dunser. He calls himself, quote, the king of the freaks. Hey, oh, I hate Malta. Not just on his Tinder bio, but everywhere. because he has a special party trick that he likes to do that just broke a Guinness World Record one I've personally never heard of before.

That's cool. I love a good party trick. The record, most balloons passed through the nose and out the mouth in one minute. I don't like that. I've seen this done before. Do you use the same balloon or do you use different balloons? Good question. Different balloons. Well, then they're clean every time.

I should mention they're deflated balloons. That's a good point. If they were inflated, it'd be even more impressive. Oh my gosh, nostrils. He shoves the balloon, empty up his nostril, and then pulls it out of his mouth. I don't think we need his photos of this, Jess. I think just the mental image is helpful. There's a before and after picture.

You don't think you'd swipe right on this guy. And in one minute, he successfully did it 10 times. Dang. Why have I never done this but still feel like I could beat it? How did he discover he even had these balloon skills? Yeah. Most likely on some trip to Columbia, I don't think we really want to know. But I'm guessing he also holds the record for the most children's birthday party someone's been asked to leave.

Yeah. He says he tried out several different types of balloons till he found a version that slid through him the easiest. That's a fun thing to say. Are you allowed to grease him up beforehand? He did grease them up with olive oil. These are the important questions. Olive oil up a nose. I just imagine him going to Party City, though, one day and being like,

I have an interesting question. I can't imagine how the employees react. Do you think that he picks a certain color, like, because it fits his vibe? He did all sorts of different colors for this. But thanks to his incredible balloon snorting world record, we are proud to make Malta our new Hero of the Week. We're going to go, Malta. Bravo, sir.

Now it's on to the shot collar question. question of the day where I'm going to pass the microphone through my nose to our digital producer. Jake, there you go. Well, today really should be a federal holiday because it's Mariah Carey's birthday. She has no age. The diva herself. That means somewhere right now, a high-pitched whistle note just shattered a wine glass for no reason. And a Christmas song just made another billion dollars in the middle of March.

Oh, wow. Good for her. But how well do you really know the queen of divas? Sure, you've butchered her songs in the shower for decades, but do you really appreciate her? We're going to find out during a special All I Want for Trivia is Clues Edition of Plenty of Twenty. Say a number one through 20,

I'll give you a multiple choice question about Mariah Carey and her extraordinary life. You just have to answer correctly to stay in the game. All right. Let's start with the woman who first learned about Mariah through her performance as Mayor McCaskill in the Lego Batman movie. That's Alexis. Is I supposed to understand? Okay, anyways, three. Before becoming a superstar, Mariah Carey had some very normal jobs.

Which one did she actually have? Was she A, a waitress, B, a coat check girl, or C, a dressed up elf for mall Santa? Ooh. The irony. I know. That would be perfect. That's why I think Jake made it up. Or the inspiration.

Co-check Girl. I mean, if you work at a fancy event center, for sure, they would have you up front doing it if you're pretty. I'm going to go coat-check girl. Interesting. Waitresses can't be pretty. No. They can.

I heard the same thing, Jake. Coat-check Girl is correct. Offensive but correct. Which is all that matters, because we're moving on to Brooke. Alexis got that right. Brooke, I need a number, please. Oh, I bet Mariah's favorite number. actually don't know. We'll go seven.

Might be spoiling my questions. Brooke, Mariah Carey is known for her insane whistle notes, but roughly how many octaves can she sing? Is it five, seven, or 12 and being able to communicate with dolphins? How many octaves can a normal person sing?

I don't actually know. I don't know what... Jeff? I think the average person is like three to four octaves. Okay. So even five would be impressive. is still like wow. Okay. And seven would be 12 oofda. Twelve feels

impressive. Let's go 12. Let's go the highest. Brooke wants a dozen. You can't have it. I'm sorry. It's seven. I don't think there's even 12 octaves on a piano. I don't know. Maybe she had a really long piano. Jose, we're over to you. Three and seven are off the board. In 2001, Mariah

decided to bankroll a movie. based on her life. Currently it sits at 6% on the Rotten Tomato Meter. What was the name of this ill-fated film? Was it Butterfly Dreams? No. Through the rain, glitter,

or Turner and Hooch? Wasn't that with Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson? No, Turner and Hooch was Tom Hanks. I think it starts in touch. Yeah. You know what? I think it's glitter. And my heart is screaming glitter right now.

You should get that looked at. After I give you that point, glitter is the movie. Only 6% of Rotten Tomatoes. We should all watch it. That would be a fun watch. Yeah. If we can last.

It's Mariah Carey's birthday, so we're doing Mariah trivia. Alexis has gotten hers right. Brooke got hers wrong. Jose got his right, and we're over to Jeffrey. Please, Jeffrey, a number, sir. Jeffrey will take number two.

What nickname does Mariah Carey use for her fan base? Is it the lambs? The Bums. The Butterflies or Mariah's Minions. That's kind of cute, though. Despicable Mimi. I mean, not to hate on her, but these aren't as clever fan nicknames as we hear from most of the other artists. Yeah, like Beehive.

Arionators. Mm-hmm. Okay. Lambs, they're not kosher, so I'm going to say no to that one. Butterflies, I'm not sure if they're kosher, so I'm going to keep them in the game. I don't think we're eating butterflies. Maybe you aren't. Mariah's minions.

That just sounds the lamest. I have to go right in the middle with butterflies. Butterflies? No, Jeffrey, I'm sorry. The lambs. Really? What Maria calls her fan base? They're very sweet people.

I think it's because they follow her along with no question. Yeah, you're all sacrificed themselves. All right, this brings us to a tiebreaker between Alexis and Jose. Alexis, no. Thank you. Dramatic. Thank you. That's perfect.

Alexis, we're going to go to you. If you get this right, you'll win if you get it wrong. Jose's taking home the crown today. Now, Mariah Carey had a hit song called Obsessed, widely believed to be about which rapper she had a public feud with. Was it Eminem, JZ, or both of the Island Boys? Oh. Do you know this song, Alexis?

Yes. How does it go? I thought it was about Nicky. I do know it. Why are you so obsessed? Yeah, that one. That was a treat for everybody. Hey, that was one octave.

That was good. I think I had more than one. Let's go M&M. All right. It was Eminem, Alexis. And that means you've won today's edition of. Plenty of 20. Aren't you a lamb?

So Alexis gets to choose who gets shocked today. They're going to be singing a Mariah Carey song, We Belong Together. Who's it going to be? Brooke, I want to hear you hit all 12 octaves. Oh, gosh. When you left, I lost a part of me. It's still so hard to believe. Come back.

Baby, please. That was your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's the opening weekend of baseball season. So awesome. For all the fans out there, this is awesome news. You made it through the winter.

Got to spring. Enjoy it. Thanks, Jeff. It's still America's pastime. It is. Sort of. For all you TikTokers out there who are just going to the games because of the new 9-99 baseball challenge,

you're going to need more than luck to pull it off. Okay, remind me what that is. That's hot dogs, beers. It's hot dogs and beers each inning. I think Jeff. Because if you haven't heard, it's a real thing, people on TikTok are challenging each other to consume nine beers and nine hot dogs over a nine inning baseball game.

Which you have to plan ahead because they're not serving in the last inning. Oh, yeah. Very true. Do you know what I mean? That's a good point. They are thinking ahead because instead of running away from this, the stadiums themselves are actually collabing. And I'm going to show you a picture.

It'll be up on the Brooke and Jeffrey Insta stories. If you're a true fan, you'll follow us there at Brook and Jeffrey. Oh, yeah. Are they just giving away themed puke buckets? Is that the point? That's probably what they should do. But no, what they're doing is this 999 challenge carrying boxes that comes with nine mini hot dogs and nine flights

of beers. And they did partner with Joey Chestnut, the competitive eater, to do this promotion. Okay, these are tiny. This makes it more doable. Like, there's probably four sips in each beer. It's still overwhelming. Just the size of that box is huge.

It's cool. It's cool to carry around. Like, you want people to see you holding the box and they're like, oh, you're doing the challenge. I would do this challenge if this is what we're talking about. You would share with your kids. It costs anywhere between $55 and $60. But that's the cost of a normal hot dog in a beer at a stadium anyway, so it's a bargain. Some people thought $999 was the price of the entire thing.

But six different Major League Baseball parks are doing this. Of course, one of them is Philadelphia because the fans there aren't rowdy enough. So for the people who are just kind of meh on the sport of baseball, this is something fun for you to do with the games. Now, who's going to be the first statement to do vodka shots instead of Oh, geez, Jose. The 999 challenge was too easy. This isn't football, all right?

Laser stories coming up next. It's the radio segment that came out with a new sound effect machine for bed. But instead of whale noises or waves crashing, it plays famous celebrities swearing at you while you're still awake. I love it. Set it to Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares edition and let him shame you to sleep. You pathetic, driveling insomnia. I've seen crackheads doze off faster.

It's laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other snooze losers just don't. This first laser story is out of Washington State. There's a man named Donald Parks who's just been arrested for the 98th time. Geez, why do they let them out? Is that a world record?

I don't know. What do you think it is? Do you get some sort of plaque when you reach your 100th arrest? I mean... It's like YouTube. They give you some kind of like logo. Yeah, something like that. If he's like under 98, it's more than once a year.

Yeah. He gets arrested. It's constantly there. It's his own tradition. Regardless, this time he led officers on a high-speed chase after stealing thousands of dollars worth of merchandise from several stores. Ain't nobody got time for that? This has never worked out for you before.

Yeah. He gets out and does it again. Like, come on. Gotta love a guy that doesn't give up, though. The cops had to call off the chase due to the extremely reckless behavior he was exhibiting on the roads. Oh, shocking.

But tracked Donald down a little while later and apprehended him. Does he have his own, like, sell? Yeah, like all the other 97 times. The police found a bunch of stolen merchandise and drugs while searching his truck. And get this. They also found a custom bong device

actually built into the dash. so you could comfortably smoke drugs while driving. I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. That's not cool. Donald is a four-time convicted felon. He has 27 misdemeanor convictions across those 97 prior arrests. You're right, Jose. They should have like some sort of

Marriott rewards type of thing for the jail system. Like he'd be a platinum member. He's a platinum member for sure. He's now facing charges of DUI, eluding police, and possession of narcotics. He just walks in. Hey, Sarah. Yeah.

I see you guys. How you doing? Oh, man, this cell again. This next laser story is out of the friendly skies. If you've ever been lucky enough to score an entire row to yourself on a flight, then you'll definitely appreciate this. United just announced an upcoming new perk called United Relax Row, where you can book an entire row of three seats to turn into a couch.

Oh, yeah. I see this on other airlines before. saw this, pictures of this, it's like the foot rest comes up and makes the whole thing like a flat bed. So nice. It's so amazing. Yeah, you can raise up those adjustable leg rest so that you could convert the row into a bed or some sort of couch-like surface for a cozy stretching outside. I remember the first time I saw someone laying across all three rows. I was like, we can do that. They don't kick you out. And it's not just that. They'll even give you a mattress pad, a blanket, and two pillows. Plus, if you're traveling with kids, they'll toss in a plushy as well.

I can see Brooke doing this with her whole family in one row. Michael and the kids all piled on. We always try to get the bulkhead in economy whenever we fly, just because then you can have a little more space. Kids can lay on the floor, which is not safe, but it's kind of like the seatbelt rules my mom had in the 80s. Your kids are laying in the aisle already. But the thing is you can't get it yet. United Blacks Row will be available starting next year on select flights.

Each plane will have up to 12 of these brand-nees. rows available. How much more are they going to charge us per seat? Yeah, it's going to be like first class. No word on how much it's going to cost, although, let's be honest, you know it's not going to be cheap. And they also haven't said how the booking will work if they'll make seats in these rows available individually or if they're going to sell them as a unit.

That'd be so wild. You have a partner, you and your husband, and then somebody's in the middle row. Yeah. You guys just put your legs over my lap, I guess. We're all snuggling. We will keep you updated on more details. as they come. Cool.

This next laser story is out of movie mayhem. It's a funny gimmick to watch the movie Jaws while floating in a pool or at a water park. I've seen that. But Volente Beach Resort in Lake Travis, Texas, has taken that experience to an entirely new level. Uh-oh. Because people can buy tickets to the event called Jaws on the Water.

What? You're given an inner tube to float in the middle of a dark lake water while watching on a massive screen. All right. But the catch, at any point, you could be dragged under the surface. No way. What? They did not get real sharks, did they?

Come on. Not sharks, but they did hire divers to swim around during the film and scare viewers. While at some points you might just feel a fin nick the bottom of your feet. At the most intense part of the movie, the divers will grab your legs and pull you under. They should have shark fins on, the divers. Are you disappointed if you're the person who doesn't get pulled under? Like, oh, I was waiting for that. Or you're finally about to kiss her and then they pull you?

The tickets are 35 bucks and sold out in literally seconds. Wow. So why such a high demand? Psychologists call this controlled extreme. A way to pretend to experience death in order to reset your accumulated anxiety. Oh, that's where we are with anxiety on society. Let's fake die. After the movie, patrons say they've never.

felt more alive. Though many on social media argue you couldn't pay them enough to attend. One person said if I was invited, the water would be a whole lot browner by the end of the cell. I'd just be holding on for dear life the whole time. Jose would be crying the whole time. Don't get me.

Let's go to your final laser story out of Trend Town. What do you think of this trend? Some couples are passing on expensive engagement rings and opting to spend the money on a vacation. instead. Oh, yeah.

Oh. I love it. I think the engagement ring thing is just a big marketing ploy. I mean, it was like, yeah, De Beers or somebody. All of it, yeah. It's not even an early honeymoon. It's an engagement moon. According to a new report,

65% of Americans say that engagement rings have evolved from a traditional symbol of love into a financial burden. Yeah, yeah. 26% of Gen Ziers would rather pass on a pricey ring and just, use the cash to go on a trip together. And 25% of those people say they'd just get matching tattoos instead, even tattooed rings.

Okay, let's not do that until after you've been married a while. Just saying. How are you supposed to know that you're engaged to someone? Why do you have to broadcast it to everybody? I don't know. You can put, I have an engagement ring that was a ring my mother-in-law made.

You said such kind things about it. I loved it. And I still have it. I just don't wear that much because it's long story. But. But you love it. Yeah, I can't wear it with my wedding band. It's not like that traditional that goes together. Yeah, so there are some new options coming down the pike. About half of younger

Americans say they feel more pressure from social media and from society to get an expensive engagement ring rather than from their own family or their partner. You see celebrities that have like houses on their fingers. Yeah, and then you see him get robbed. As for this guy, he's a traditionalist.

Not only did he meet with the father of a pink sketch her to ask permission first, but he also showed him the tongue ring that he wants to put on her. Oh, the tongue ring, huh? Very sweet, and that's how it means laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again.

Same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ah, radio. It's more than just a movie starring Cuba Gooding Jr. They've got a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. No, that was a great movie. That's a higher percent than the show.

get on rotten curious. I mean, radio's a thriving industry that provides daily entertainment to dozens of listeners over age 60. Literally killing Jake in the back. I can't stop thinking about the movie. If you somehow get a job in radio and manage to last more than one year in this industry, then you're going to see some stuff. Which says a lot about Brooke, who's been working since she got out of college during the what, Eisenhower administration? Watergate era maybe.

You know, she's seen some things. And today we're asking her to peel back the curtain to share the top things she's learned in her career as a bubbly radio personality. I'm bubbly? You were at one point. We're going to do it. What has Brooke learned about radio coming up?

I think he's referring to the cocktail. That makes sense. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and on this day, back in 1968, Brooke Fox was hired onto this radio show. Wow! She signed her first contract with a quill pen, had the station intern take her black and white monochrome portrait,

hung it up in the lobby, and from that point on, her life was never the same. Wow. Not only has she been on the air doing this job for decades, but she's been part of wacky stunts, remote broadcast gone awry, and even interviewed Apple D. App from the Black Eye Peas at Disneyland one time. I forgot about that.

Which was her biggest claim to fame and what will ultimately be put on her tombstone. He was the only person that would talk to me on the right carpet. Brooke Fox is a true legend in her field. That's why today we're going to focus on her storied past to find out what she's learned in this crazy, ever-growing, never-slowing industry that we call race. So Brooke, let's get to your list. What is the first thing that you've learned? Okay.

One of the things I learned is that when you do a stunt for the show, when you think it's done, people can still be watching. Okay. For example, we decided when I bought my very first house, I was 26 years old, paid zero down for a house. We're like, yes, we're going to set up a big brother and we're going to put webcams all over it. Whoa. And the whole morning show is going to live with me. That sounds crazy. Feels invasive.

Yeah. Problem was is I was also secretly hooking up with my producer at the time. Oh. And I got cut. On camera? Yeah, but just making out. I have my clothes on.

I was he said I'm encouraging this industry. Wow. And now you don't even invite us over. Yep. See? That's why. She's looking up with one of them. You did learn something from that.

That's cool. What else have you learned about working in radio? I learned that I never want to be in the military. military? What makes you say that? Well, it's not because of like anything but the food. Really, truly.

Like a stunt gone wrong here. Yes, my dad was a Marine. Thank you for your service. I get it. But also the food is terrible. And the very, very first week I was ever part of any radio show, they're like, all right, we're doing a stunt.

You're going to eat MREs for a whole month. Oh, my God. Military food? Yes. Powdered. No, they're a wet pack. which makes it even grosser. It's like wet food for a cat?

Kind of. I mean, the beef stew is not far from fancy cat. You're not lying. Come on, man. And the thing is, thinking back on it, it was like in March. So I'm not even, there's no Veterans Day. I don't know why we were even doing that. Slow day on the radio.

I didn't question it either. Meanwhile, nowadays we make Ashton eat Taco Bell for a month. Dude, that is like, I'm sorry, posh. You should be grateful, Ashton. Yeah, I'm going to bring you in an MRE and see how you feel. But if you're just joining us, we are looking back on Brooke's illustrious, extensive career in radio to find out what nuggets she's learned from this industry. What else, Brooke? That sometimes what you see in the news about celebrities kind of tracks with who they are.

Oh, it's not a rumor. Yeah, that it's accurate, right? Like, years before the scandal and before. the lawsuits and the craziness. We got to interview Diddy at one of the stations that I was at. Is this another hidden camera inside your house reveal? No. No.

He comes in with his huge entourage, right? And he is not nice. Yeah, he's never seen nice. Shocking. Only is he a really bad interview, or maybe I'm just a bad interviewer. He kicks us all out of the studio. Diva. And then proceeds, because the microphones are still on, my man.

proceeds to scream at his stylist at the top of his lungs for 15 minutes about paying his stylist 70 grand a year to only pick out t-shirts. Oh. I mean, more rage than I've ever heard anyone expel. But now you can relate because your stylist, you pay 70%

you know where that anger comes from. Even at the time. Okay. No, that's actually wild. Dude, it was wild. We had the audio of it. We recorded it and our boss was like, You can't hear that.

I'm like, nowadays we would lay in that. Because it's so nice on the making the band show. Totally ruin his image. How are the parties? She signed the NDA. She's not going to talk about it. What else have you learned?

Do you know what? Funny that you say that because I've also learned that I am not cool enough to be invited to any drug parties. I am not cool enough. When I first started in the industry, I had a boss who would have these big dinners with record reps. And I would get to go to the dinner. but it was always at a hotel where the reps were staying and they'd all go up to the hotel room and then they'd come back down and then they'd go up to the hotel room and then they'd come back down I had no idea I had no idea and I would just sit by myself at the table waiting for everyone to come back she's like I didn't know guys also go to the bathroom together so much and then they would come back and my boss would go everything on the menu

literally literally and then passed out in his dinner plate What a time. Or overdose. It's those early mornings in radio. You get so tired. Must be it. What far we've learned four things? Do you have a full thing?

I have one more. I have one more. Yes. To always be grateful for every listener. Oh, you guys. My very first fan I met in a little tiny town in Cheney Washington. And she used to win prizes for us all the time.

And she showed up at an event. And her name, her real name, was Candy Pinox. Aw. Putty the line And she showed up with a shirt That had my head Pictured all over it My face

And it was the strangest and also Most nice thing anyone's ever done for me So I remember you Candy Is she still around? I don't know I tried to look her up on Facebook But I couldn't find anything

I bet all the inappropriate stuff pops up Wait a minute I've got to clear your search history So I appreciate every single person that's gotten us here. Yeah. That was good. Wow. Those are the top things that Brooke has learned in her six decades working in radio.

Six and a half. Six and a half. You make it look so easy, Brooke. Phone steps coming up right after this. It's almost time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And going to work now is a lot different than it was a couple decades ago. At least that's what I hear from Brooke.

I wasn't in the workforce. That's just a hopeful young chiseled. preteen at the time. But one of the perks that certain companies like to do now is bring your pet to work day. Oh, yeah. A lot of places do it. And in today's call, I will take full advantage of that.

You're going to see how in your brand new phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, I'm calling from n n-a-h-d-insurance. My name is Denny Plopkins. Is this Leslie Hibbitton? It is. Hi, Leslie. I'm just calling to follow up on an insurance claim that you made with us regarding an incident with your car.

Yes. Okay. Now, before we proceed, just so you know, no official decisions have been made yet on who's at fault. So I'm here to get the full story of what happened from your perspective. Okay. So I was driving and I was going to speed limit. Actually, a couple miles under the speed limit. Go ahead. Do you have your dog? I do. Yeah, it's take your pet to work day here. That's so nice.

Oh, my God, I love that. Roscoe, stop it. Let's go. Let's go down. Down. Oh, my goodness. Okay, I'm sorry about that, Leslie. No problem at all.

I love dogs. So I'm sorry. It totally interrupted your story. You said you were going 20 over the speech. speed limit and what happened? No, no, no, no. No, I said I said I was going under the speed limit. Oh. Oh, my goodness.

Cheryl. Ah. Cheryl. What? No. Down birdie. On earth. Down, birdie.

Oh, my God. Are you okay? I'm so sorry about that. Those things can really hurt you. What kind of bird was that? It's just loose in your office? Oh, no, no, no, that's my bird. It's an African gray parrot.

Oh, my goodness. Remember, it's Take Your Pet to Work Day. Okay. Yeah, I was trying to get my assistant Cheryl to come over and take care of him. So how many pets did you bring to work today? Just a couple. Just a couple. There's no rules limiting the number of pets you can bring in on Take Your Pet to Work Day.

So I just thought I'd bring the whole family. Oh, whiskers. Maybe you should just call me back when it's, It's not so chaotic over there. No, I think I'm staying on track. You had some incident driving your car. I think we covered that. So just keep going.

I mean, it wasn't really my incident. I was doing everything right. I was driving the speed when I was actually a couple of miles under, as I mentioned earlier. Oh, Jerry. Jerry, stay over in your corner. Jerry. Yeah, sorry, Jerry's my goat. What kind of car do you drive?

Just that's curiosity. I want a visual for myself. Leslie, you're trying to get me off my game. Remember, we're not talking about my car. We're talking about your car, the one you crashed. Wait, I excuse you. No. No, no, no, no.

Well, you haven't really told me much about your incident. You just said that. Why don't we finish the list of pets, and then maybe I can tell you what happened? Oh, I forgot that I brought you today. No, no, no. Guys, guys, be nice. Remember what we talked about before we can. to work.

Inside, no, inside voices. Roscoe, okay. Get away from Jerry. No. Cheryl, I'm going to need some help over here. This is out of control. There's no way. You're at a national insurance company, like a proper office job.

You have an assistant? Yes, her name's Cheryl. And she's doing a mediocre job at best, but yes. Wow. Would you like to speak with her? I think I would. I'm concerned for her safety. One of the clients wants to talk to you.

Cheryl? Oh, my God. Okay, come on. No way. That is her. The cow? Yeah. Oh, my God.

She doesn't believe that you're really my assistant, Cheryl. No. Oh, well, now she's really not going to believe. I want to come down there and meet the elephant. I feel like you're figuring out this is a prank call. There's no way. Yeah, because my real name is Jeff from the radio show, Brooke, and Jeffrey in the morning. What on.

This is the most bizarre. Your best friend, Jules, wanted to set you up for this. Why? She said that the two of you mess with each other all the time, and she thought your recent car incident would be a perfect chance to get back at you. I was like, what is happening right now? Was it my African gray parrot that put it over the top, or was it the elephant? Honestly. Down, girl, down.

You'll get a peanut later. It was the cow. I'm right now. There's no way. I've seen what cows do. There's no way. Most cows may be, but Cheryl is my assistant. She's while trained.

Yes, you are a good girl, aren't you? I'm going to milk you later. Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. They used to have a game show called Name That Tune. Oh, yeah. I think they even brought it back recently, where they play a snippet of a song,

and the two contestants would wager, basically, like, oh, I could guess that song in five seconds. And the other would go, oh, yeah, well, I could guess it in four. Dude, my mom loved that game. She's like, two notes. I got it in two notes. Yeah. Well, if we were playing that game on our show, it would be, I could ruin my own date in three seconds.

Oh, yeah, well, I bet I could blow it in under two. Oh, yeah. Well, look at this. Well, you're going to be shocked when you hear the briefest conversation our listener had to end the evening that instantly brought it to a screeching hold. Even you're going to be impressed when you hear your brand new second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.

If you're a guy and you're out on a first date having dinner, what are some possible distractions that could derail you that you got to stay away from? Oh, that's a good question. Like one, a rat runs across the floor in front of you. Oh, my God. I think alert everyone, Jeff. Pretend you never saw it. No.

It's probably the owner's pet. It helps him cook the food like in Ratatouille. All is good. Okay. Let's go somewhere else. Or distraction too. Let's say the waitress is a little B&L. B&L?

Busty and lonely. What? Do not look at her. But she's a B&L. Don't call her that to her face. You don't, exactly. How do you know she's lonely by looking at her? Oh, you can tell, Brooke.

They have that lonely look in their eye. You just keep your eyes on the ground when you put in your order. And our listener, Eric, had a different type of distraction that he had to deal with. Let me guess, a busty rat. Is it? Maybe that, or could it even be worse than the ones I mentioned? Possibly. Eric, welcome to the show, man.

Hey, thanks for taking a call. Absolutely. We'll get to the distraction on your date in a second. First, tell us about the girl that you met. My name's Vanessa. She works in the beauty industry. Like she's an esthetician, you mean, like that? Yeah, and she is gorgeous.

In fact, I was kind of surprised that she said yes to the date. Oh. That's cute. And so I thought, you know, I got to turn on the charm. So I took her out. Okay. And I want to take her to this bar and grill. Applebee's.

I love that place. No, it's not Applebee. It's not Applebee. It's got really good vibe. All right. All right. And how was Vanessa when she showed up? She looked really cute and really friendly and approachable.

And the thing happened. Okay. Oh, there we go. And it wasn't a rat or any of that. Like 20 minutes after we sat down, someone walks in to the restaurant. Who is it? He was my ex-girlfriend.

Oh, my God. I thought you said there wasn't a rat. What are the odds? So do you just, I mean, dang, is it a big restaurant? Can you ignore her? It's not a big place. And she was with her guy. She was with her new guy.

It was pretty obvious. New boyfriend. When's the last time you saw her? Like, has it been years or it's, like, recent? It was about six months. Okay. Okay. And then I look over, like, a few minutes later, and, you know, I'm trying not to look over,

but I see she's, like, sucking down margaritas, and, like, and she's laughing and she's having a great time. I know how it is. Like, when they come in and they're doing the extra loud laugh just to, like, get your attention. She's, like, hamming it up. I mean, it sucks for you because it ruins your whole day. Even if you don't say anything, you're distracted. You're no longer fully present for... And then if you mentioned your ex, then it sounds like you give a lot of drama.

Yes. Did that come up? Did your date Vanessa know that your ex was in the restaurant, too? I told her. I said, look, this is super awkward, but my ex-girlfriend just came in. What was her reaction? She was, I don't know, intrigued. And I was like, don't look, don't look.

But she looked anyway, of course. Oh, I want to see. And she's like, oh, wow, she's really pretty. And I'm like, okay, anyway, let's talk about you. Why didn't you say let's go find another spot? Oh, I offered that. But Vanessa, she was like, no, no, no, it's right. It's right.

Like, we were here first, and she had a point. Yeah. If your date wanted to stay through it, then that's on her. Were you able to get things back on track? Well, that's the thing. I felt like the vibe of the date kind of changed from there. And, like, it didn't never go back. Okay.

Oh, no. Are you over your ex? Ooh. Well, yeah. I mean, we're not together. That's not the question. I mean, I think that makes it even trickier, right? Because, like, maybe Vanessa picked up on that.

Well, that's the thing. At the end, I mean, there was this thing that happened. Another thing? At the end of the day, it's like we're walking out. And I guess I just wanted to show Vanessa that I was sort of like above it all. And so I approached my ex-girlfriend's table. And I said, I hope you have a great night.

It was good to see you. And I said, your hair looks great. No. And I know. I was like, why would I say that? Yeah. But she changed her hair. She changed her hair, and I thought it looked good, and it just came out.

Okay, well, that's the part you probably should admit, omit from there. Did Vanessa hear you compliment your ex-girlfriend's hair? Yeah, where was she standing even? I don't know. She might have, like, she was really close to me. She definitely heard of that. And you didn't introduce Vanessa? I mean, that's the baller move.

Yeah, that's like, hey, Vanessa. This is my upgrade. I should have done that. Yeah. I just panicked. And I was like, I just conversating with like three or four seconds. And then I left. I was out of there.

And I'm sure you're all flustered now walking Vanessa to her car. Your hair also looks nice, by the way. Yeah. What happened when you leave? We hugged in the parking lot and that was it. Yeah, this is awkward. But from the way that he's talking about. about it, you can tell that he regrets how he handled the situation.

Yeah, totally. For sure. I mean, it's totally unfortunate. Do you think the date would have gone flawlessly if your ex hadn't walked into that restaurant? Yeah, it just, it sucks as that happened, but it feels like it's out of my, like, it's out of my control right now. Yeah. That wasn't your fault. It's a universe.

And as long as you didn't, like, go home and post a long TikTok or Instagram post about seeing your ex and how great she looked, but you're past it now. So that you look pathetic to two women, not just one? Exactly. As long as you didn't do that, then we might have a chance to save this for you. Please tell us you didn't do that. I didn't do that exactly. Exactly. Oh, boy.

Oh, no. You posted on Myspace. It's going to be one of those where we find out something. Whatever damage you did to yourself, we're going to have to undo it when we come back and get you your second date update right after this. Hold on. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Let's recap Eric's first date for those.

of you just joining. Eric met a woman named Vanessa for dinner recently. She's in the beauty industry. And for the first 20 minutes, everything was great. It was perfect. The conversation was flowing. The connection was easy. It was all gravy until Eric's ex-girlfriend walked in and sat down with an eye shot.

Dude, what are the odds? So vibes changed after that. And he had to admit that his ex was there. He did. He was so weird. He told Vanessa. Not sure if that was a bad idea or a horrible idea, but he did it. I mean, he had no other choice.

The worst idea is what happened after. It was on his mind, and that's why right before he left, he stopped by his ex's table and told her she has nice hair. And that's the bad part. So great date if it was just Eric and his ex, but Vanessa was present too and isn't calling him back. I wonder why that could be. And as a joke earlier, I said Eric, You didn't post a TikTok about how good your ex looked that night. And your answer was not exactly.

Yeah, what did you post? What does that mean? Well, I didn't post anything. I just, I did text my ex one time. Oh. What did you text her? I'm sorry for the awkward encounter, and I didn't know what to say. Okay.

Okay, that's actually not bad. It's not bad. It could have gone way worse. Did your ex respond? She gave me a thumbs up. Oh, yeah. Okay. The sexiest of all the things you could write back.

She's over it. Yeah, she doesn't like you. Unless they were both into thumbplay. You don't know, Brooke? Ooh, it's their thing. I don't. I'm not even going down that. You're not advanced enough to get to that stage of romance.

Nobody play thumb wars with Jeff. Yeah. Definitely don't like any of my posts that I sent to you because I'll read it in a different way. But let's find out what Vanessa thinks. I'm going to dial her number and we'll see what she has to say. You ready, Eric? I'm ready. All right.

Thumbs up to that. Here we go. Oh, God. Hello? Hey, is this Vanessa? Yes. Hey, Vanessa, thank you for answering. Yes, you sound busy, sorry.

Yeah, but who's this? We don't want to take up a lot of your time. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay. Good morning. And just to cut right to it, we're doing a segment called the Second Date Update, trying to help out one of our listeners that you went out with recently.

Um, yeah, who? It's a guy named Eric. Very sweet sounding guy. Oh, so you like talk to him or whatever so you know what happened. Oh, you're right to the point. And I like that about Vanessa. There's no sugarcoat in anything here. All that we know that happened is Eric's ex showed up in the middle of the date.

Oh, yeah. I actually honestly think he handled that really well. Oh, really? Oh, that's good. He was worried that he was like awkward about it. and no he was 100% honest and up front with me about it like he was really classy he even said goodbye to her to prove that he's above all the drama so you were you liked that you liked that I thought it was really mature I was not expecting that we thought for sure you were going to say

that he didn't seem like he was over his ex or something like that oh no he told me some stories and oh my God that woman is a piece of work Whoa Oh so he even shared some crazy X stories, huh? Mm-hmm So is that what upset you?

I'm not upset Where do you keep asking that? I meant like why you're not calling it back Yeah we're just talking to figure out What's happened with you since the date with Eric? Yeah I mean So we said goodbye in the parking lot Uh-huh

But I stayed because I wanted to follow his ex-home. Oh. What? What are you to say? Casual way you mentioned this. What do you mean? Does she make sure she got home safe?

Well, no. I wanted to make sure that what happened to Eric didn't happen to the guy that she was on a date with. Wait, what happened to Eric? What was his story? Well, it's his story,

so I don't really want to share it, but it sounds like she traumatized him. Oh, no. So what happened when you got back to where she was going. Well, he dropped her off and she kissed him, but he did not go inside. And so I went up to talk to the guy when he bent to back to his car. Wait, wait.

Whoa. Okay. You parked, got out of your car, approached his car in the dark. Yeah, because I had to warn him. And I was like, what are you doing right now? Do you want to grab a drink with me? Wait, what? What's the goal by asking you this guy out?

Because I wanted to warn him. Because, like, Eric told me all these stories, and I needed time. If they weren't stories, I could just tell them on the street. You just met Eric. You don't know what's true. What's not true. It's a one-sided story. Like, Eric's still alive.

It's not like you're saving someone's life. So what happened when you went out and talked to the other guy? I told him all the things about why they broke up and how she's a big-time manipulator. And he was kind of like, maybe I can kind of. see those signs or whatever. This was like, I think, their second date. And I was like, okay. I mean, she's a bad person, I guess.

But you don't know that out. I mean, I've been talking to Eric for like a week or so before our date. And he seemed like a trustworthy guy. And I absolutely believed him. And so you've got to trust some people out there. Sure. For some reason, Brooke doesn't trust our own listener who just happens to be on the line right now. quietly listening in on this phone call.

I bet he is speechless right now. Because, yeah, he is there, actually, Vanessa, on the phone right now. Who is? Eric is. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't sneak up on you, Vanessa, but, like, what, why, why did you, why would you follow? What? I mean, you know the stories you told me.

I had to save this guy from going through what you went through. Wow. I didn't ask you to do this. that. No, you didn't, but I feel like I needed to give him the heads up. Well, I was trying to be honest with you, and now I feel like this could blow back on me. How? Yes. How, Eric? We mean how, Jeff. Of course the ex-girlfriend's going to find out about this. No, he will not hear from her. I made him promise not to tell her anything.

I don't know why she stopped going on dates with her. We trust everyone but the woman we've never spoken. What did your ex do that was so awful? We're on the radio. I'm not going to say that. But you telling me this stuff on our date is pretty much giving me permission to go and tell this guy. Oh, no. It would be permission if you told me you were going to do that.

And then I say, yes, that would be permission. That's what permission is. You had already left, though. Yeah. What? Superman doesn't ask for permission to save somebody's life when they're in danger. He just swoops in and saves them. But Eric, honestly, was this guy in any danger because of your ex?

I don't think he was in danger. That's exactly what you said when you started to date her, bro. Wouldn't it have been nice if at the start of your last bad relationship, Vanessa had come up to you on date number two and been like, look, this girl is bad news for you. She is going to hurt you. And she would have been right. I mean, maybe, yeah, it was a pretty bad ending, and I guess that could have been good. See? Clearly, she has a heart of gold and wants to save men from terrible women, but I think we're missing the point here.

If I'm just summarizing what I think I'm hearing. It's not like a glaring red flag that she's following strangers over the night with her car. And interfering in relationships, she knows nothing about. Okay, tomato, Brooke. I pretty much said the exact same thing. We're avoiding the main question here, and that's Vanessa. So why aren't you talking to Eric since that night? Well, I was focusing on making sure that this guy was okay.

The other guy. Have you got him more than one hang out with this guy? Yeah, of course. He didn't believe me at the start. So, like, I went to go talk to him again during the daytime. Wait a second. So you are seeing my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend. Eric, they went on two dates.

That's not a boyfriend. Yeah, don't be crazy. She ended it for him. Right. She's not seeing him. She's warning him. In fact, I'm seeing him again tonight, and I'm going to warn him for a third time. Wow. Oh, wait a minute. Sounds like he's enjoying the warning.

This doesn't sound right. There's something off here. You know what? Go with your gut, Eric. You're right. The thing that's off is that I haven't offered to send you two out on another date. Thank you for reminding me, Eric, because we would love to put up however much money it takes to get you two back together. for one more meetup. I guess I should ask Vanessa, what do you think? Listen, Eric, my focus right now is in this other guy, and once he 100% believes me not to go out with your ex, then I will focus on you. I don't know, Vanessa. Well, we're out of time, and it's sounding like it's a no for Eric. So instead, the gift cards are going to Vanessa

and the dude that she followed home to say from dating your ex-girlfriend. I don't think I've ever said those words in my entire life, but I'm glad that I get to today. Because at least it gives Jose hope that someday a woman might follow him home without asking. Oh, yeah, that has to be how it goes down. Oh, so romantic. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I would not be surprised if Vanessa hangs around that woman's apartment all next week.

She might even move into the building with her, just to warn any future dudes that she's stopping. by with, don't date her. She's crazy. Trust me, I would know. We never asked. She did sound busy when we first called her. Like, she could have just actually been in her car outside of her apartment.

Yeah. Just scoping out the place, ready to save any dudes from their own demise. It could get worse. Like, if the other girl sees her, then she's going to start following her. Eventually, they're going to stock each other. Yeah. You know? I feel like he needs to call his ex and warn her.

Yeah. It's always good when a crazy girl says, you know, that other girl is crazier. me. Look out. But there's a whole podcast full of crazy people going on even crazier dates. It's ours. So go find it. We're the ones hosting that. You'll feel a little bit less crazy when you find us on Spotify, Apple, wherever you get yours. Brook and Jeffrey's second date update. Like and subscribe. We got a text in to 78592 that says, I don't think Jeff realizes how many of his parody songs my family listens to during our long road trips. Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, wait a minute. We play them back to back to back. Oh, wow. Not because they're necessarily that funny. They're all right, but at least I don't have to play I spy with my kids or listen to my wife complain about her sister for hours on end. Oh, boy. So thank you, Jeff, and keep up the mid work. Yay, yeah.

Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid, mid. Yeah, it feels good to know that my music is keeping families together by preventing. them from talking directly to each other. You're like a buffer. Maybe I can save you from having to suffer through more conversation with your immediate family members during my brand new Song of the Week. It's coming

up right after this. It is time for my Song of the Week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're like me, you recently turned the page on your Marie Curie Centerfold calendar. Because not only is it National Hot Female Scientist Month,

it's also the start of spring. That's right. Spring has arrived that magical time of year when you realize, oh yeah, I'm allergic to everything. But spring is the season of regeneration, the season of renewal. And the season for finally throwing out all the old crap that you don't need anymore. That's just lying around your house.

You're digging through your cupboard. you're like, why did I even buy this mini donut maker? What was I thinking? Your closets are stuffed with empty Amazon boxes, and you've got a drawer full of Taco Bell hot sauce packets from three years ago. You're giving me anxiety thinking about all the cleaning I need to do it. Oh, yeah. Don't even get me started on cleaning with kids in the house.

Oh, that's like a reverse statement. That's like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. That is exactly what it is. What's the point? But I do think it's important and actually really healthy for everybody to take a day or a weekend to go through your house or your apartment or even Brooke one of your offshore factories to declutter, decontaminate, and just hit the reset on your living space. Give yourself a fresh new start with spring. Oh, God. Well, someone do it for me.

I love cleaning. I'll do it. Okay. Bring someone in to do it as long as it gets done. So I wanted to give everybody a fun little. song that might inspire you to keep on scrubbing, keep on cleaning. And that's

why instead of singing the classic smash mouth hit, I'm a believer. It's young Jeffries, I'm a spring cleaner. Okay. I mean, this sounds like motivation. I'm here for it. I like it. I'm a point when I'm ready. Points.

My whole house been looking like a garbage pail. Still haven't taken down. My Christmas But the light shine are so shiny. The stuff is getting smelly. Oh no wait, that's me. Gave Marie Kondo PTSD.

But then the seasons changed. Now I'm a spring cleaner. Throwing away Gids cards that expire. I check the rug. Eitha found an old weiner from last July. My place looks like hoarders on amphetamines. I haven't seen my cat in about a month.

Where are you, Luke Sky Whisker? What's this old remote to? And why do I have three? Tussing out Ziplocs full of batteries. Because when the flowers came, I bought a degreaser. My old duvet, I burned to save time. Rubber gloves, ooh, life is much sweeter while huffing cleaner like 409. Spray bottle solo!

I called up Cinderella, because I've been wondering. How'd she get for his creatures to help her clean? I sweep the floors all day. My swiffer machiner Done more broomplay Than the cast of Stomp Live My vacuum sucks My Roomba's a quitter

ate so much litter, it broke down and cried And so I called a maid And ordered a pizza She saw my place And flatly declined Mope's balls in my freezer, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Now I... My dirty clothes, this pile's only semi-dirty

A laundry room crime Damned up like a beaver So much ways When the garbage guy comes to my house, He's gonna be like, holy shh Sorry trash guys More free than rum's greener Now I'm a spring cleaner

Yeah It's a spray bottle solo Dude Sorry did I not mention there's a splash zone During the song of me Oh sorry It does smell a whole lot better in here though It does, that is true

So yeah we kind of needed that That was your song of the week Oh my gosh You could text in 7592 and tell us what you thought about it Watch it on YouTube Everyone's gonna know where you got that spray bottle from because it literally shot. Yeah, that was fully across.

Here is industrial strength. Yeah. You're not going to need to shower for like a month after this. So you're welcome. It wasn't planning to anyway. Perfect. That's your song of the week.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Just like the pimple on my forehead, today's player is brand new. Is that why you're wearing a hat today? That's right. I had to pull it down a little lower. Her name is Amy. She's a first timer,

but she's been listening to our show for over a decade now. Wow. She says she's not good at trivia, but she wanted to play Brooke because, quote, why not? Hey, good reason. Love that. Amy, welcome to the show. Thank you. Amy, I'm distracted, staring at Jeffrey trying to see where his pimple is and I can actually kind of see a red area coming out from the bottom.

Trying to show itself to distract you. Pimple patches are cool now. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Just pop them, man. They're so cool. No. People wear them all over the place.

Two schools of thought. Yeah, okay. Enough pimple talk. I think we need to get to trivia talk. Okay. All right. All right. Amy, you cool with that or do you want to talk about this more? No, I think I'm ready to move on. Good call, Amy. You got 30 seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you could say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I am ready. You got this. Your time starts now. On this day in 2022, during the Oscars, Will Smith slapped what host? Pass.

What country has the most people in the world with almost 1.5 billion? That passed. Apples float in water because it's 25% air. Do oranges float? Yes. In 1971, the first video game ever created was based off of what sport. Tennis, bowling, or golf? Tennis. What color is the Pillsbury Doe Boys scarf?

Blue. I like how you passed on the ones early just to get to the ones you knew for sure. That was smart. Well done. Bring Brooke back into the studio here if she's willing to. She found a pimple. Or she found some ointment or something. She wants to rub on me most likely.

She's inflamed. Nope, she's just looking at her phone. Anyway, Amy, since you're new, let's get to know you a little bit. It says on my screener that you work at home as an ambulance biller. You have a 22-year-old son, and you enjoy hiking and camping. And your favorite segment on this show is... Second date update. Oh, nice.

Nice. Good call. Did you know that you can listen on our podcast, too? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I listen every morning, actually, on the app. Good. Oh, cool.

On the app. Our station app. Station app. You can go to Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast. In fact, we recently ranked the number one show people listen to with the volume at zero. Yeah. Which is interesting. I didn't even know that they tracked that stuff.

It counts. But there you go. Now we know something about you, Amy, and you've learned something about us. Sounds good All right Do you want to talk about pimples again or can we go to Brooke? No, definitely not pimples. Okay, we're going to go over to...

We've got some thrilling conversation today, hasn't it? Brooke, are you ready? I'm ready. Your time starts now. On this day in 2022, during the Oscars, Will Smith slapped what host? Chris Rock? What country has the most people in the world

with almost 1.5 billion? India. Apple's float in water, because it's 25% air, do oranges float? No. In 1971, the first video game ever created was based off of what sport, tennis, bowling, or golf? Tennis. What color is the Pillsbury Doe Boys scarf?

Blue. Name the only vegetable that has petals, thorns, and a heart. Artichoke. All right, we got it all in. It's time to head on over to the scoreboard to see how you bolt did with Jose. Do all of us a favor and go have a heart attack, you little rat-faced bitch. I feel like he's talking to me. Amy, you got three today.

Oh, yay, that's not bad. You rat face. And Brooke, yep. You got five. Oh, gosh. Amy, it was a good showing on your part, but it just wasn't quite enough. Let's go over the answers. On this day in 2022, during the Oscars, Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for mentioning his wife's name.

The country with the most people in the world, almost 1.5. billion is India, followed by China with $1.4.1 billion. Apples float in water because it's 25% air. Oranges also float. Their porous peels trap a lot of air in there. That makes sense. In 1971,

first video game ever created was based off of tennis. It was the game Pong. The color of the Pillsbury Doe Boy's scarf is blue to cover the pimples on his chin. And the only vegetable that has petals, thorns, and a heart are artichokes. So, Amy, I'm sorry.

wasn't enough to win today, but the good news is just for playing. We're giving you a family four pack of tickets to Evergreen Speedway Macaroni Kids Night NASCAR season opener on Saturday, April 4th. It includes figure eight races, fireworks, Easter activities with golden eggs, candy, and more. Awesome. Thank you. Hey, we never heard. Does your 22-year-old son also listen to the show? He did. You know, we used to listen every morning on the way to elementary school. Okay, that was a long time ago.

Ten years ago. Yeah, and she kicked him out of the house when she stopped listening. Oh, there we go. That's a responsible mother. Good mom. Anyway, Amy, thanks for being on. I hope you had a good time. You can come back anytime you want to, okay?

Thank you. Everybody. Have a good day. Not anytime. Okay, but probably, most likely during a trivia time. Yeah. Feel free to call in and Jose will chat with you whenever. Yeah.

So we're going to do Winbrooks' bucks same time on Monday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.