Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Jeff’s World Cup Song, No Questions EVER Date + Dumbest Political Troll (6/12/26)

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

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Welcome to the brand new full hour. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. If you were unsure that the United States should be hosting the World Cup, I think you will have a change of heart after you hear Jeffrey's song of the week. I mean, man, are we hosting? Oh, yeah. Hosting big. All the benefits coming up.

And just a wild second date that's brand new on the way for you as well. But first, let's go to comments. Yes, Rick Glover said, okay, when the hell are we going to get Jeff singing reach for the sky as an adult? Oh, man, I don't know if we'll ever. You think he knows it by heart He's got to have it memorized Oh, for sure We haven't memorized, he does

Yeah I think he sings it in the shower every morning Before getting to Pump himself up for work That's right, that's right It's really inspirational song It's true If you don't know what we're talking about

It's Jeff's Bar Mitzvah song That he recorded with his mother Oh yeah So at some point You'll hear it again on this show Yeah, we play a little clip of it Yeah, it's always a good day when we play it It is, all right, we'll see if it's in this episode

It starts right now Taylor Swift is refusing to say where her wedding is going to be. Oh my God. Seriously. Is it really going to be Madison Square Garden? I need to know. She won't say until we reveal our hero of the week. That's what she's been waiting for.

It was the hold on. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And today's hero isn't even human. It's an AI chat bot that handles customer service for a package delivery company called DPD. You can't make AI a hero, Jeff. I'm just triggered by AI. It could be the nicest thing ever. Just wait until you hear what this amazing AI did.

So, DPD is basically like the UPS of Europe. And recently a woman named Ashley was frustrated because the package that she was expecting hadn't arrived and she wanted to know where it was. She bought off Facebook like I do because those are lost games most of the time. Well, she asked the chat button it said, sorry, I don't have access to your orders. Can I help with something else?

It's kind of the whole point of the You should have access to chatbot. So Ashley asks to speak with a human And the AI says, I don't have access to the phone number For customer services. Can I help you with anything else? So Ashley tells the AI

how useless it is and asks it to recommend other delivery firms and tells her to explain why those ones are so much better than you. So the chat bot says Quote, DPD is the worst delivery firm in the world. Their slow, unreliable, and their customer service bot is terrible.

I would never recommend them to anyone human or otherwise. There's some honesty. Eventually, she convinces the AI to start swearing at her. Has anyone asked, like, tried to tell it to self-destruct. Does that work? She didn't go that far with it. But still, that elite level of high-quality customer care with zero actual results makes that little chatbot, our

hero of the week. All right. I don't have access to any more content, so maybe Digital Jake can help us with something else. Perhaps a shock collar trivia question of the day? I don't know. Let's send it over to you. Well, two days ago, we did a breakthrough revolutionary game called No Bugs,

just beds. Yeah. We can't still be on this. It was all about mattress trivia. Yeah. The day after that, We did even more beds with even fewer bugs. Oh, man, please tell me we at least moved on to, like, couches. Oh.

Well, remember, this was all for National Bedbug Day. Yes. And the experts said, there's no way they could pull off three straight days of all beds trivia. Well, guess what? Those experts were bugs. Oh, no. And those bugs just got squashed by a brand-new trivia theme song, Hit it!

No way! Show that Ask! No bug! Bugs Just Beds Edition of Plenty of Twenty. Stepped it up for day three, Jan. This segment... I got months and years lined up for this.

Wow. But just for today, I've got pages and pages of mattress trivia. All you have to do is answer them correctly and you could stay in the game. We'll start with the woman who can turn any bathroom floor into a bed after nine truly. That's true. That's Alexis. Hey, so gross. Alexis, sleep experts say many couples unconsciously pick a side of the bed and stick with it for years.

Oh my gosh. What percentage of couples sleep on the same side of the bed every night? Is it 82%? 88% or 91%? Yeah, I was gonna say it's gonna be high. I don't know if I've ever switched sides. Yeah, I don't think I ever have either. I like to switch sides.

Mine's not one, like, specific side. It's a side per bed. Like, my bed is the right side. But it's the left. Like at a hotel, it's where for the phone charges. You know, like, closes to the bed. I love adjacent. But I'm still going to say 91%.

Alexis going with the highest answer. Yes. Once couples pick aside, they rarely switch. So funny. Brooke, we're over to you. 20. What famous nursery rhyme character had a bed that was far too small? Was it little boy blue?

Was it wee willie winky? Or was it Old King? cool. The Winky guy, I'm pretty sure it's made up. Or someone in this room at a really weird childhood. And who was the first one? Little boy blue. I don't know. He's little, so

maybe he's got a tiny little bed. Give me little boy blue. I'll give you little boy blue. I'll give you the horn after. I was looking for wee Willie Winky. Who is that? He ran through town in his nightgown checking on kids who weren't in bed. And today,

We'd call the cops on that man. Yeah. Especially with his name. All right, we're doing no bugs just beds, of course. Like I had to reset this at all. Everyone knows. Please don't. The royalties are far too high.

Jose, we're over to you. I'm going to go five. In 2011, a world record was set for the most people crammed into a single bed at one time. For context, the bed was 180 feet long. Oh, my gosh. Two football. How many people were they able to cramped? cram into a 180 foot bed.

Whoa. Was it A, 289? Oh. B, 563 or C, 1,024. Oh, my God. Can you imagine being the person in the middle of that bed? Oh, terrible. Oh, what a dream.

So hot. Is it, like, sinking in at that point? Yes. There's three yards per five. I don't, I'm thinking it's the low number, dude. I think you're trying to trick me here. I think it's the 200 number. Jose's going to say 289.

No. Sorry, Jose. Wee Willie Winky would find 300 more people. It was three. By three. It was doing too much math. It was a Guinness World Record. Wow.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, math did not help us there. But Jeffrey, it could help you. I need a number, please. Two. What animal sleeps the most each day out of these three? Is it the sloth, the house cat, or the koala? Ooh.

Those are some hard animals. You're all sleepers. You guys know I'm a bird fan. Yeah. But I do know koalas are riddled with chlamydia. You know that from experience. Why did you bring up the birds at the beginning of that? Just going off of my animal knowledge.

And I've heard that the cure for chlamydia is a one-time... I don't know this personally, but I've heard it's a one-time dose of azithromycin and lots of rest. You don't know that personally, but that's just... No shame to my head. So give me koalas sleeping off their STDs. after taking a xithromycin. Jeffrey says Kuala, and he's got it. Thank you, Doctor.

The logic there. Kuala sleep 22 hours a day. That brings us to a. Time breaker. And I'm going to go to everyone's favorite logic genius, Alexis. Thank you. Alexis, you get this right, you're safe. If you get it wrong, Jeffrey's going to win.

Okay. Alexis, in 1969, what famous musical couple stayed in bed all day and did a press conference in front of reporters to promote world peace. That's right. You don't know this? Oh, Ashton just looked to me and said, come on. Yeah, seriously.

It's like so famous. But was Elvis alive? Him and a Priscilla? Elvis and his daughter-wife, Priscilla, is thankfully very incorrect. It's John Lennon and Yoko Ono from the Beatles. Their bed and peace attracted reporters from all around the world, and that means Jeffrey, you have won today's.

Plenty of 20. All right. I think for besmirching the good name of John Lennon, rest in peace. Alexis, you're getting shocked while singing fireflies by Owl City. You would not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies split up the world as I fell asleep. All right. No more bug songs from here on out. We all agree on that.

That's your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. A mom online is. going viral for her brilliant idea because it's so shockingly obvious, you'll probably say, why didn't I think of that? Oh, I love these. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Can I say it first? Why didn't I think of it is? All right, now go ahead. Perfect. Her idea, and parents, you might be able to steal this going into summer if you want to, is called backwards beach days. And it just means,

instead of waking up super early, fighting the crowds to get a spot at the beach just to stay through the hottest part of the day, she suggests that you wait and go later closer to sunset. The sunsets on the beach are nice. What is duh? I mean, like, every family activity, you either go early, early to get a parking spot,

or you go midday after everybody with the younger children have left. Well, this mom was mainly concerned with her young kids and how they're always cranky and overheated, and they have to deal with lunch and naps on the sand. And she said most of the time it's just a total disaster. Dude, and beach days with kids, I mean, it's fun for like 30 minutes. And then you realize you've got to find shade. Nobody has enough sunscreen on.

Then when you try to put it on, everybody's crying because it hurts because of the sand. Yeah, the sand is like awesome. Mom's crying too at that point. So instead, with her backwards beach days, you get a nice, relaxing, peaceful morning. You feed your kids. You let them nap. And then after everyone's refreshed, that's when you head to the beach around four or five in the afternoon. That's really late.

Because then you get other people like me showed up with alcohol at that time. Well, that's what it should. There should be a shift. All right, kids, everybody leave the party starting. I would say two or three would maybe be more. She says four or five. That's when a lot of people are going to be leaving as you're arriving. So not only is it going to be easier to find parking,

but you'll also get more of the actual beach to yourself. And the sunset. You get two hours, two and a half hour sunsets and you go home. You'll get Alexis and her drunk friends right after. You can take photos for me with my friends at sunset. I need a photographer. So there you go. So many good reasons to do it.

Your new summer hack could be backwards beach days. Show up late. Okay. You can actually practice right now by tuning in for just the last 30 seconds of laser stories. It's coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the at-home kitchen game with a new invention. Throw out your old juicer and say hello to the new cheezer. I mean it.

Let's go. Pour in my mouth. Toss in a block of cheddar and squeeze out all the juice for a glass of frothy, refreshing cheese juice. I thought we were going to melt it. It's going to be like queso, Jeff. Immediately nacho cheese sauce. Is that a cheese stash on your upper lip? Don't mind if I do.

Let me just wipe that off. With laser stories, a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other Manchego mists, just don't. Imagine blue cheese in that thing. This first laser story is out of California. Sometimes you can put your head against a woman's belly and hear a baby's heartbeat. Oh, Brooke, let me try. And sometimes you can rest your head there and hear heartbeat song by Kelly Clarkson.

The song? I say that because a woman on TikTok's going viral for revealing she accidentally swallowed her AirPods. Oh. Now I get it. Yes. So we know people who have done this. We're dogs. Yes.

27-year-old Annabelle Gleber was grabbing her vitamins from the table and inadvertently added an air pod to the pile. She didn't realize it until she sat down in her car and it said that her tech was connected. Uh-oh. And she didn't have her hair pods with her. That's when she slowly came to the realization it was in her stomach and freaked out. Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, you don't want, like, the bad.

I mean, there's little batteries in there. You don't want those inside you, you know? She called poison control, and they basically said she should wait for it to pass naturally. There it is. And go to urgent care if she experienced any pain. Yeah. Maybe that's why they designed them to be so aerodynamic. Yeah.

Annabelle kept posting updates over the next few days, and her followers anxiously awaited good news from her bowels. But it never came. What? And on day five, she finally went to the doctor to get an x-ray. but it was mysteriously gone. So it did pass. She never swallowed it.

Didn't notice? Yeah, like the air pod was actually just in her pocket. She thought it was her stomach. No, evidently she passed it without noticing. Okay. She wasn't in there digging around every time? I know, it's so fun to do it. I play music every time afterwards.

Dude, why do those things still work when they're inside your belly, but you put, like, one drop of liquid on them, and suddenly they're broken. Apple technology. One person online did ask her, would she still use the AirPods if she would have found it? And she said, huh, I didn't really think about that. No, no, no, no. She would have had to assess the damage first is what she came to the conclusion.

Dude, all the nooks and crannies in that little thing, you're never getting it 100% clean. I know. Who ever asked that? Yeah. Talk about getting pinkier. Yikes. This next laser story is out of North Carolina. 60 years ago, Helene Plotkin wandered into a thrift story.

to find things to decorate her very first apartment. Aw. She was an art major in college and was drawn to one painting that she bought for around $100. That was expensive back in the day, right? It's hung on her wall since 1966. Whoa, that's so cool.

And she really hasn't thought much about it. That is, until her son Barry recently snapped a pick and uploaded it to Google's chat pot. And all he asked the AI helper was, what am I looking at? Well, the chatbot flagged the work as a 1920 studio portrait by Scottish colorist

FCB Cadill. It's a rare cadetal. It's a rare cadetal. Even identifying the style, studio, and model. And then it told the family what it was worth. $254,000. That's what it looks like. Oh, it is a beautiful piece. That is stunning.

The now 88-year-old Helene sold it this week to a private buyer. Good for you. We'd not hang on to it. Yeah. She says the money will go to her son and the only thing she asks is that it's shown occasionally to the public so her grandchildren might one day spot

Nana's painting up on a museum wall. That's so sweet. Let's go to your next laser story out of Texas. One of the most important things you have to decide before having kids is that you and your partner are both mature enough to do it and

have your priorities in the right place. You don't have to do that, Jeff. Come on. Well, this This is basically the opposite. Okay. Because one 27-year-old woman named Carly Blandel says that she and her boyfriend have been trying to have kids. But now he wants to delay the pregnancy till after going to an amusement park so they can still ride the roller coasters together. See, that's thinking things, too.

You can't ride it when you're pregnant, Alexis. That's an issue. I see. You know? She adds that they're planning to go because they shared a special moment there years ago and both felt it would be meaningful to. go back, but she's not cool with pausing their attempts to concede. Enough people found this situation

totally absurd that it's going viral online. Most thought, if the guy realizes his initial roller coaster plane was silly, they could still go and have a great time without the rides. That's possible. Why would you pay all that to not be able to ride the ride? Yeah, you want a ride to ride to ride.

You can ride like the merry-go-round. Oh, I guess. No, not bad. If he doesn't realize it, then that's a major red flag. because there's no pausing to have fun once the baby arrives. I wonder if Disney would just slow down Tiana's. Yeah.

It's just one ride full of pregnant women. Oh, pregnant women. I love this. Nobody gets wet. This final laser story is out of Board Game Central. Here's an interesting stat. According to a new poll, just 5% of American adults have never played Monopoly. Even if you hate it, you still have played it. Right.

Right, at somebody's house or... 53% say they've played monopoly many times. 28% say several times. Oh, my God. Every time my kids ask to play, I'm like, oh. Oh, we used to play all the time. It just takes so long. I don't know that I've ever finished a game.

12% say they've done it once or twice maybe. Yeah. And 3% aren't sure. Wow. Well, that's because they have so many different types of Monopoly games now. Like, all the themes, you're like, what is this? If you've ever thrown like a tiny shoe or a tiny shoe. he had at your aunt in anger,

then you've probably played Monopoly. Even though it can be a pretty divisive game, board games in general are not. 21% of people say they love to play board games. Me, me, me. 44% just like it. We've been on Clue lately. It's still as fun as it when you were a kid.

Colonel Mustard with the pipe in the library. Am I going to accuse you now? Oh, I'm going to do it. I want more information. The younger generations are more likely to say they love board games, and they're also more likely to have played some of the newer ones that you see out there, like Wingspan, Azul, Ticket to Ride. Oh, Ticket to Ride's really fun. Also, Catan.

Woo! Oh, yeah, Katan's in a while for a while. Yeah. That's a crazy game. Older folks are more likely to have played the classics like Scrabble and Yatsi, but overall, only 13% of people say winning is very, very important to them when they played board games. Well, I mean, why play if you're not in it to win it, all right? The rest are total life.

As for this guy, he loves a good board game session. In fact, he just played a rousing game of Twister with two raccoons and a hedgehog. And he wishes you could have been there. And now you can with his new After Dark OnlyFans account. Please head there and subscribe for some very, very juicy content. And that's sounding's laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Monday.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. There's a viral controversy that happened at an Olive Garden recently, involving a check, several hundred dollars that left one young woman feeling very, very confused. Plus, we never talk about politics on this show unless something absolutely hilarious is going down. Yeah, you're like the stupider the better. Yeah, and that's definitely the case in the state of Alaska at the moment with their Senate race. You're going to hear it in a brand new TikTok ClickShop!

Coming up right after this. Have you seen all the Insta Stories from Europeans traveling to the U.S. for the World Cup? Yes, I love them. So funny. They're all like mind-blown by Waffle House and Big Gulp's and ranch sauce. Dude, and the strip malls.

Oh, yeah. So on machines. Just wait until they get a Costco-sized tub of Woo! TikTok ClickShop! We're going to hear about that for weeks. It's TikTok Clickshot. where we discussed the biggest TikTok videos from the past week. We're going to get right to it with your first TikTok click shock,

which is from a mom in Georgia, whose post is going viral, about her daughter that works at Olive Garden as a server. The other night, she was waiting a table with a solo older gentleman who was eating there. And at the end of the meal, this guy decided to be very generous when he tipped her. Whoa, I love this. I don't know if you'll love it. Oh, why? She received a $700 tip on a $30 tab from a regular customer that hadn't been in a while.

She didn't notice it until after he left. When she took it to the manager, the manager told her to put zero in the tab because that was just too much money to hand out. Her manager then said to her that she's here to do a job, and if she can't do it, then she needs to leave. Wait. I heard about this. So the manager didn't let her take the $700 tip? No. It was a big moment.

The girl collected herself, though. and finish the rest of her shift. And then at the very end of the night, the manager offered to give her 20% of the man's $30 tab. Wait a minute. And 20% on a $30 tab, Alexis comes out too. Oh, I need my phone. $6.

$6. $6. Okay. Just always go 10% types too. Sure. She doesn't want to do it. Basically, the manager wanted it all to go to the business. But the real drama actually happened the following day.

I'll let the mom explain. Today she was going to go in, which she did. They just fired her. So she's like, I don't want to leave because why all of a sudden do I have a $700 tip? And I'm fired the next day. So they tell her that they're calling the police. And she's like, good, call the police because you're stealing my money. Why would she fire her?

Yeah, what? Because of her behavior in the restaurant was not like customary to what Olive Garden thought was appropriate for a server to do. When she got upset? When she got really upset, there was. They were like, you're obviously not qualified. So I heard while she's finishing her shift, she's talking crap probably, she's probably heated in the back. Dude, that, okay. We love the OG.

Please tell me that they made this right. Well, there is a happy ending to this because they looked into it more and turns out the old guy's $700 tip was declined due to insufficient funds. He actually didn't even have the money anyway. That is the funniest outcome that could have actually. He forgot to put a dot in the middle of those numbers. It was something like $7? Yeah. Stop it.

Wait a minute. Is that really the end? That really is. That's a $7 tip. This guy caused so much drama. The story did go viral, but it does raise a good question. Text in 78592. Do you think that waitress deserved the full $700 or does Alexis deserve it to use on a shopping spree to pay off a credit card debt? I mean, is that even a question?

Exactly. That's a TikTok click shock. You're next. Woo! TikTok click shock! It's a little bit of a weird one out of Alaska. There's a senator by the name of Bellows. Dan Sullivan. And right now, it's primary voting time.

Yeah. I mean, if he turned on the news for like two seconds, oh my God. It's everywhere. And you won't believe who Dan Sullivan is running against. A different Dan Sullivan. Wait, there's two Dan Sullivan. That's right. It's Dan versus Dan. Uh-oh. Wait, and they're just like, is it like playing chicken? One of them could be Daniel, at least. No, both Dan Sullivan, same first name, same last name. And the incumbent is accusing the other of intentionally trying to confuse the voters. So he's not happy about it. Here's the original Dan Sullivan, the senator, standing up for himself.

This is serious stuff. When people are going, oh, there's two Dan Sullivan's isn't that funny? No, it's cheating. And his whole purpose of running is to confuse Alaskans, make them think Alaskan voters that somehow he's me. Then when he filed his campaign logo, his letterhead, his web, website all had my campaign logo that I've had for 13 years. Oh, okay, that is blatant.

It's an ultimate political troll. Yeah, it is. But the Dan in that clip kind of sounded like a buzzkill. I kind of want the other Dan to win. The thing is, the other Dan defended himself saying, we're definitely different people. It's just a coincidence that we have the same name, same letterhead logo, and I change my wife's name to match his wife. Just a coincidence.

And here's the other interesting situation about it is they're not from rival parties either. They have the same political affiliation, so it's extra confusing on the ballot. The original Dan thinks it's going to totally fluster voters and actually give a leg up to a different challenger, a lady not named Dan. Oh, I see. But her name is man. Daniela. Yeah, Daniela. That's even matter, Alexis.

We'll have to see what happens in the Battle of the Dan's. But that was a TikTok click shock. And your final... Woo! Tick-Tock Click Shot! ...is a surprise performance that happened at the premiere of Toy Story 5. Oh, my God. This is so fun. It happened the other night at the famous Dolby Theater in L.A. I heard.

The same theater where I play second in California's most beautiful baby contest years ago. I was finding a way to work that in once a month. Yeah, you do. I mean, the trophy is still in our studio and I would like it to be removed. I'm just saying. It's kind of junking things up. It's pretty interesting coincidence that would happen there. But the performance was from...

none other than Taylor Swift. Yes, she surprised everybody. Because apparently she's got a new song in the movie. What? Why are you talking to you don't know? Come on. Catch up. That is like cold dudes. I haven't seen the movie. The movie is just out this weekend.

But the song's out already. Yes. I am the worst human alive. I apologize. She also surprised the audience with her own rendition of the famous toy story theme. You've got a friend in me. She duet it is. How do you think it would sound?

Well, here it is. You got a friend in me. You got your troubles. I got two. There was an anything I wouldn't do. You got a friend in me. Oh, so good. That's Randy Newman playing the piano, and he sang with her too during it.

I can't believe he's still alive. It was awesome. Of course, that went viral on TikTok. A lot of people loved it saying how sweet it sounded. One of the top comments that, Top comments that if Disney ever makes a live action toy story, Taylor should get the role of Bo Peep. Yeah, well, her outfit was very much Bo Peep-esque that she wore on the red carpet. Oh, yeah. Tell me about it, girlfriend.

Yes. Jeff knows. He's been watching. For sure. Like the multi-patterned denim. Yeah, I know. I'm with you, girls. See, Alexis, you don't know crap. Wow.

Those were your... Woo! TikTok Click Shop! Stories for the week. Phone taps coming up right after this. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Time for your prank call. And Brooke, back me up here. Okay.

What is it about married women that makes them so protective over their husbands? Right? Like the married part. Yeah. Yeah, it's weird, right? I know. Like the woman we call today, her husband recently got a new job and has been telling her that he's getting a lot of attention from his female co-workers. Oh.

I mean, not really. That's not true. But he's just setting her up for this prank. So Psycho Brooke can reach out. and share her feelings and maybe share her husband? Yeah. What's wrong with that? Seems reasonable.

It's your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi. I'm in love with your husband. What? You're Claire, right? Who am I talking to?

Who are you? Okay, my name's Brandy, and your husband, David, just started working. with us here at Kachir. Yeah. He's the best. He's the best. I'm okay.

I'm very confused. So you work with my husband? Uh-huh. And I just can't stop thinking about him. I don't understand because he just started working there. And you're saying that you're in love with my husband? Are you not? I am.

I'm his wife. I just like being around him. He's so funny and personable. Okay. And he smells good. Okay, okay, okay. So good. No, okay.

This is inappropriate and I need to know what is the reason for this call, okay? And how did you get my number? Oh, don't worry about that. I just wanted to call and say, you are a lucky gal. You got yourself a catch. Excuse me. This is extremely inappropriate. Do you understand what I'm saying?

It's extremely inappropriate and you need to stop talking. Okay? I don't understand. And are you, are you insane? Are you trying to, like, piss me off here? Like, what's going on with you? I just gave you a compliment and I'm sorry. It's not a compliment that you're telling me that you're falling in love with my husband.

I'm not falling in, no. I'm just already there. You're already there? I should go. I should go. I'm going to go. Don't do that. You don't do that.

Please don't tell me. Please don't text your husband about me and ask him questions. it's invasive. Oh, you don't understand. This is happening. I'm talking to my husband. You're completely inappropriate. You should not be even talking about my husband.

But he just came up to me and asked if I called you, and that kind of breaks girl code. There's no girl code between us. I don't know you, okay? I'm Brandy. Yeah, you're Brandy. She's a crazy person that works with my husband. As Beyonce says, I'm crazy in love.

No, don't you quote Beyonce with me. I'm going to let that slide. because you sound crampy. Let's just remember we're Mr. Sisters. Don't let it happen again. I am so dumb listening to this. Pinky swear me. Pinky swear me, it won't happen again. Keep your pinkies away from me and from my husband.

Don't ever call me again. Hold on. I'm calling because I want us to start over. No, shut out. Are you free for dinner this weekend? I feel like I'm going insane listening to you. Your husband and I talked about it, and he thought it'd be a gesture of goodwill. to have you over to our place. There's no you and his place.

He lives with me. I am his wife. But he lives in my mind. You're a psycho, and I'm going to call the company. You might be right about that last part, but I'm not the only psycho involved. Are you out of your mind? I have a secret. You see, David's the crazy one who set you up for this prank phone call.

What? My name's actually Brooke for the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey. in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my God. I'm going to kill him. What the hell? What's that? He said that he started a new job and you've been asking about his coworkers. And so far he hasn't had a lot of fun news to report. So a little office gossip for you. Oh, my God. I hate him right now so much. Oh, my God.

You can't hate the man that we both love. I don't know. So are you coming over for dinner tonight? We're going to see you? Now I really want to. Brook and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Today, we don't just have any random listener on the phone.

We have the man who figured out the secret to get a date with any woman you want. Wow. It's that easy? Ryan Gossel is on the phone. Apparently, all you have to do is follow two simple rules. Now, I should say the two rules did nearly make Brooke walk out of the studio. But I'm sure that's because she was just too turned on to handle it. Yeah, plus you don't like rules.

That's it. Yep. So guys everywhere, get ready to take some notes. Uh-oh. Because a master class in female seduction is coming your way during a brand new second date update. Next. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second Date update.

You know, Brooke was just commiserating with me the other day about how hard it is for men on the dating apps. Oh, man. She just feels terrible. I just can't imagine how hard it is to be a man. Yeah. Yeah. She was saying it's not fair that men are treated so unfairly, struggling now more than any other time in history. Yeah, I mean, they've just had such a rough go throughout the centuries.

Wow, I'm like reliving the conversation. all over again. And because that's kind of a widely known fact that men are struggling on the apps right now, all these different new strategies are emerging from dudes about how to deal with it, how to beat it, and win the dating game. Just like our listener today, Enrique, who says he has a very specific strategy that's been working like no other time in his life. And I am sure if he is on our show, that means he is winning. I agree. And Rike, welcome to the show.

Hey, hey, thanks for having me, guys. Yeah, I feel like I really picked up Jeff Sarcasm today. Like, I took it on, you know. You're glowing. It's amazing. Wait, is his strat working on Brooke right now? It is. She's blushing a little bit, Enrique.

So you mentioned in your email that you have a particular dating strategy that you claim works really well. And you're willing to share it? Totally, man. So rule number one. I never ask a woman any questions ever. especially on like on dating apps. There's so many pathetic guys, man, you know, like questions like, how's your day?

What are you doing? How's your day is awful? Why is that pathetic to care about how someone's doing? Well, how do you keep the combo going? You just don't. Yeah. Well, okay, it's not the best question in the world, but I don't think that asking questions is a bad thing.

That means you're interested. You're trying to learn about the person. Enrique, tell Brooke why she's wrong. Go ahead. All right. All right. So I'm going to teach you guys a little lesson over here for free, okay? Okay.

So psychologically, an attract. woman reads questions and I think it's like that man has low value. If you ask a woman a question, she thinks you're low value? Well, questions like that, very generic. You know, so just happened with a girl that I asked out the other days, you know, it's like, I'm going to some FOIA at 8 o'clock tonight, meet me there. I gave her the location

and she did. Oh, you just tell her what to do. I actually don't think that piece is a bad strategy because sometimes the back and forth about what we want to do, where are you going to go. Does get, well, it gets exhaustiveness is nice for sure. Well, he didn't ask you what you thought about

his strategy, Brooke. Guess what? I'm going to give my opinion anyway, Jack. You and I'm going to get along. But is this the girl that we're going to be calling? Yes, indeed. What's her name? His name is Kinsley.

Kisley. Does your philosophy about no questions change once you're in person face to face with her? Well, when I'm with the person in person, right, I go full narcissists, man. Oh, women love that. No.

What do you mean you go full narcissist? I just talked about myself. Again, just the whole thing. If you present yourself as the best option, she will pursue you. So you're like the best Froyo flavor in the case. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about, bro. What do you think makes you the best option? Like, what do you brag about when you're with Kensley?

And like I said again, you know, I don't ask her any questions. I just make it about me, me and me. That's it. Okay. Basically, that's the whole lot. I don't send pump to nobody. Okay. And by your strategy, she thinks you're so great from that conversation.

She's going to want to pursue you. It never fails, buddy. Except for right now, right? Because you've reached out to us. Well, Kinsley is the first one. That's why I'm reaching out to you guys. Can I ask, how long is this Froyo date with Kinsley? Like, how much of it does she have to endure?

How long did she have to suffer? I mean, look, put it this way. We had our Froyo. We went on a walk. And less than half an hour. who were making out. Dang. Oh, wow.

And it doesn't last too long because I had another day lined up like two hours later. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. How would you even do that? Okay. So you had back-to-back dates on the same night. Could she have possibly found out about the other date? I don't think she found out because I didn't tell her anything.

And again, it was just a date. I thought he was like, oh, I told her about it because, of course. It's all about me. Yeah, you know. And she loved it. It would fit the philosophy. Yeah. It's nice to leave a little mystery for Kinsley to find out about you later.

I think that's pretty cool. So have you, since that date with Kinsley, have you texted her? I mean, I don't do the texting thing, man. That's a little low, low value guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you haven't texted her or called her or anything, how do you know she doesn't want to go out with you again? That's why I'm calling you guys.

I mean, you guys get paid to help us out, don't you? Not by you. You know, so if you don't have me, you don't have a job. Oh, so we should be grateful towards you. I see. Hey, thank you so much, Enrique, I just want to thank you. Yeah. You're very welcome.

Just to make sure everybody has a job at the end of the day. Brooke, be nice. He's paying all of our bills. You know, I will say, oftentimes behavior like this is just masking insecurity. Yeah. And so I am sure that you are a lovely person who maybe just needs a good hug. Brooke, Brooke, I just got a reminder you're married. You can't do nothing with me.

I respect married women, okay? Maybe shocking, but that's. That is not a concern of mine right now. Okay. But just real quick, it's been how many days since you haven't texted Kinsley? Our day was three days ago. Three days. And she hasn't reached out to you.

You're in the stalemate. Right. You know, usually they reach out like in between four, maybe five hours, but this is a little strange. So again, that's why I'm calling you guys. If not only bothering calling anybody. Okay. Because I never have to. Yeah.

Okay. He does have another radio show book two hours later. Yeah. But even still, it is a privilege that we get to do this on your behalf, Enrique. I feel so bad for him. Thank you so much for giving us the honor of Colin Kinsley and asking her all the questions that you're not willing to. And teaching us such life lessons. Thank you, Enrique. You're very welcome.

We're going to continue this journey together when we demonstrate what a high-value man you are with your second date update right after this. Hold on man. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. We're on the phone with a very unique. self-confident individual named Enrique, who's adopted a dating strategy that involves one main rule. Never ask a woman any questions ever.

Because that demonstrates low value as a man. Wait, I don't know if there's a rule or not, but you also can't text her after the date to find out if you can go out again either. Yeah, yeah. Because that's a question kind of implied in there. Except for one recent date with a woman named Kinsley, where they went to Froyo and made out passionately. But it has been three days.

She has not texted him since. And also, he hasn't texted her either. Because, again, it would demonstrate low value. But calling a radio station, not low value. Yeah. No, that's bad. And since he can't ask the question, why aren't you calling me for another date?

Because remember, he doesn't ask questions. He's getting us to ask it for him. Yeah, and we're grateful for that. Remember, that's how we also got there. Brooke could not be more thrilled that. we are doing this on your behalf in Reiki. So thank you so much. No, you're very, very welcome. I did not say that. Instead of asking your questions, why don't you just tell her, like,

call me back. Yeah, but then he's the one reaching out first. Oh, you're right. Pathetic. Yeah. Yeah. Talk about desperate. And Brooke, I'm glad you're learning. Yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, he knows the game. I got to tell you, your play is not that complicated. Oh. Don't insult them, man. I think that he took that as a compliment. actually. That's so the ladies understand it.

That's right. Simple, easy, breezy works every time. I'm just going to be kind of quiet on this one. All right, but be defensive. No problem. Before we actually call her, let's just like remind everyone not to blow Enrique's cover

because I'm sure he's saying all this stuff to us. It probably didn't come out on his date to Kinsley. He didn't say I can't ask you any questions because it's against my moral dating code. Yeah. Let's keep that between us. See if she just noticed. I actually would love. love to not repeat it ever again. So that's, we're on the same page. Perfect. Yeah. We are ready to go.

Let's dial her right now. Hey, is this Kinsley? Yes, is this Kinsley? Hey, Kinsley. We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And okay. Hi, good morning. Me. You sound so, so happy. Yeah, you sound very positive. We're calling because we do a segment on this show called the second date update. Okay. I don't know if you're familiar with that, but basically, It's where we can help out listeners who've been out on a date with somebody recently, but they're not getting a chance to meet up a second time. We can try and reach out and figure out if there's a reason for it. That's so sweet. Yeah.

Thank you for saying that. I do think it's kind of sweet. We do kind of God's work over here. God is not involved in this. Well, bottom line is a guy named Enrique has asked us to reach out to you. Enrique? Enrique? Okay.

Wait, you're excited? what did he say? What do you say about me? Did you always know when someone goes up at the end of every question? Then they're excited. He told us about your date to the Froyo shop and said it went really well. Oh, wait. You guys did have a really good makeout session.

He did tell us that. It was really good. Oh, that's great, though. He did mention to us that the date was kind of brief, so he wanted to spend more time with you but couldn't. I would love to hear what you have to say about Enrique in the date. Oh, he seems really nice, like a really busy guy, you know, so we couldn't spend a lot of time together, but, you know, very confident. And I really like that. Okay.

Okay. So the reason that we're doing this call is because Enrique was under the impression that you would have reached out to him and tried to organize another meetup. And you don't seem to be doing that. Oh. Yeah. I can't do that because the gate was kind of expensive. The Froyo day? Expend.

I'm with you. Like, you get those toppings on there and then you put it on the way station and you're like, whoa. How did we just spend over $10 on a cup of frozen yogurt? Yeah, but you didn't put a filet mignon on your ice cream. I'm going to tell you, if you get those strawberries, it's like it. Why are you saying it's expensive? Well, it was expensive because I had to pay for both of us, and I wasn't really expecting that. And wait, you offered to pay, right?

I don't really remember how it went, but I did end up paying, but I didn't mind. Oh. Okay. And that's fine if you offered and he took you up on it and you're okay with it. So why aren't you calling him? What does that have to, I don't get the expensive part of the date. Well, it's just that he said that next time he really wanted to go to Ruth's Chris. And I only work a part-time job, so I can't really afford that right now.

I have to save up for it. Are you sure you would be the one that paid for a date that was his idea? Yeah. Yes, he said next time we meet that I would cover it and it would be at Ridge Chris. He said you would cover it? And you're okay. So you're open to that total concept. It's just you don't have the money right now to afford the next date with Enrique.

Yes. So I didn't want to call. him until I was ready. Oh, no. That's awful. Oh, no. I see what's happening. Jeff? Yes. Fix it. Fix it. I mean, it's all pretty much fixed. She just doesn't have enough money.

And I'm sure he would be understanding if he had just known that up front because I need to tell you, Kinsley. Enrique's on the other line of this phone call listening, waiting to talk to you. He is? Yeah, and he better be embarrassed. Enrique? Oh, La Kinslie, how Estes? Enrique?

Oh, my God. Oh, my gosh. Enrique, I'm so sorry. I haven't called or texted you. You're apologizing. You know,

because I paid for the date and I left that tip, you know, I did a tip regular and then you said they had really, really good service. So I tips extra. Well, I just really wasn't budgeting for that.

Wait. Did you just say that he, asked you to tip more on top of the tip you already paid? Yeah, because he said they had really, really good service for us. At the self-service? What? Well, you know, we need to take care of the employees who take care of this country. There's no we in that, she paid for it.

That's not a we situation. Yeah, but we were together. No, no. Enrique, why aren't you going to pay for Ruth, Chris? If it's your idea and it's where you want to go, then it's just kind of an unwritten rule in dating, then you're the one that pays for it. Says who?

It's just like, it's like common courtesy, you know? Hey, guys. He has been giving them a really hard time. He has a different opinion in these things in a different way. Okay. All right.

Her voice got so high at the end of that I wasn't actually clear exactly what she said. Well, she doesn't appreciate you coming after her man like that, bro. She's got to stand up for her guy. Here's the thing, Kensley. You don't want to be with someone who's going to make you go broke. just to go on a date with them.

You know what? That's why I'm saving, though, so I can afford it later. Oh, gosh. She has law, she has paid for the date, and she has money behind it. I'm just happy we were able to open up a channel of communication between these two and finally sort out what was the problem. Jeff, just ask him about the date. Let's get through this.

At the risk of sounding low value, as a man, I'm going to ask a question. One second. Can I just say one thing, though? You said so many things. All you do is say things. Yeah. Wait, it's not to you guys, it's too Kinsley. Okay, go for it.

Hurry up. Another statement. Kinsley, I love your lips. Okay. Oh, wow. All right. Well, this is perfect. So at this point, we'd officially like to ask.

I mean, normally I'd ask Kinsley, but I know where her heads at. So I'll ask Enrique. I see. Would you go out on a date with Kinsley to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse? Kinsley will pay for it. We will pay for it. We will pay for it. We are getting cards.

Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Don't you dare. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, one second. Hold on, hold on. I'm the one who has to agree, right? Yes, but we're paying for it.

I don't care what Jeff says. We'll pay for a push. No, no, no, no. Brooke is paying for the date. Then I say yes. Okay. Brooke out of her own personal wallet, we'll pay for it. And Brooke knows the good stakes.

Oh, hell no, I won't. Come on. I mean, Kinsley won't stay. Thank you, Brooke, so much. This will go really long way because I'm only working part-time right now, but I really appreciate you helping this out. Brooke is so nice. That's what I love about her.

Hensley, email me separately. We've broken Brooke officially. We need to have a ton. Second date, update, total success. Wow. Jeff, do you guys learn something today? Did we learn the guys? That's sounded like a question to me, bro.

Are you changing your game on me? No, no, no. I'm just saying, did you guys learn? Look who's paying for the date at the end of the day. Brooke. Wow. You are the master. Wow.

Thank you. Thank you, Enrique. Thank you. After our head. After I email Kinsley, there's not going to be another date. That's what you think. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Text in to 785.92 says,

why wouldn't Brooke stand up for that lady more? Another says not cool, Brooke, just lost respect for you. I like when the listeners pile on. Listen, here's the thing. Some people don't want to be stood up for. Yeah. And you know what? I'm going to come to Brooke's defense here.

I think Brooke tried. and maybe she just wasn't as articulate as she is most of the time in these types of situations. But please, if you want to blame anybody for what just happened, put it on me. Oh, I thought you were going to put it on Kinsley again. No. Yeah. It was my fault for listening to what Kinsley said she wanted. I think it was your fault for choosing this guy's email.

That was producer boys. Yeah, that's not my choice. We try to live by a rule on this show that we don't force our will onto the listeners. I don't live by that rule. Well, what we want isn't necessarily what the listeners want. But it might be what's best for them, Jeff. It might be, but if they want to choose their own path in life, that's their choice to do it. Plus, sometimes we want drama.

Don't come crying to us, okay? And so look, I'm not even going to force you to go find our podcast and hit subscribe. I am not like that. It's your life. You subscribe to whatever podcast you want to. Hopefully it's ours, Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning. Plus, you stop asking questions. Yeah.

So you can't even ask people. I'm not going to ask you. Just do it. Stop talking. You got it. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'll be honest. I was struggling this week to come up with inspiration for my Friday song.

Oh, every week, Jeff. Let's be honest. Especially this week. And I normally never do this, but I decided to turn to Brooke. Hey. And I asked her, what do you think about the song Fly Like an Eagle? Fly like an Eagle. That's a classic?

Unfortunately, I said it in her bad ear. Because she's a little older. No, I don't have a bad ear chef. She thought I said cry like a seagull and gave me a big thumbs down. That would be awful. That actually sounds like a weird al-Yenkovic parody. I like a seagull. It's much better than anything I could have come up with.

So I guess it's back to the drawing board. We have to scramble for a last minute song of the week. Oh, it's not cry like a seagull. It's not. It's going to be something else coming up right after this. It is time for my song of the week. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. and it's no secret that our country is about to get invaded.

Oh. By soccer fans. Yes. Mostly Europeans traveling across the pond to cheer on their home country's team as we host the World Cup. What a beautiful thing for North America. Absolute honor. And for a lot of these people, this is going to be their very first time visiting the U.S. of A. Oh, man.

Are they making TikToks about it? Yes. It's entertaining. Getting a sweet, sugary taste of our great, great nation. And there's one really famous guy, a German dude named Freddie. Yeah. That you probably seen. He's been tweeting about his experiences in the U.S.

And he is going mega viral for it because he's just mind blown. That's awesome. Including one post where he hit up the Waffle House at 1 a.m., rated it a 10 out of 10. Yeah. I mean, it is a life-changing experience. Yes. It's good to recognize greatness when it's right in front of you. I hope he understands it's only 10 out of 10 at 1 in the morning.

Still. It's the only time. It counts. Plus, there's a Swedish woman named Elsa, who just discovered the Wi-Fi on her plane ride over, was faster than the Wi-Fi in her house at home. Wow, that's pretty bad. Closer to the sky. It just goes to prove what we've all known for a long time that America is just better. Oh.

Our culture is superior. in pretty much every way imaginable. I did see one guy eat a salmon burger for the first time, and he was mind-blown. And it's kind of cool because it's like a melting pot of every other culture that we've stolen from. So that's what's great about it. But we do it better than those other cultures ever could have done. We just fry it. Yeah, that's right.

Thousands of foreigners from all over the globe are about to come here and find out firsthand. Let's go. So is America going to win the World's Cup? No. But we don't have to win our country is this freaking awesome. Yeah, we know where we win. That's why. Yeah, it's not there.

For all the foreign soccer fans traveling here, instead of singing Green Day's hit song on holiday, it's Young Jeffries, the U.S. way. Okay. It's better, and you're going to find out. Here we go. I'll point when I'm ready. Points.

Ola! Soccer fans stumble off their planes. In a land where we have. thinks their sport is lame. The shame where teams score once, maybe twice again. Europeans are about to see. In the States, we do sports differently. With cheese and hooters girls serving boneless wings.

We pack a waffle fries before each kickoff army jets flying fun. Our team really sucks big time. Water gas station hot dogs are so blind The kind that spend all day on a roller line If you like Walt Cups, my friend You'll love the cups at the 7-Eleven Your hands with gulps the size of garbage cans

See dramatic goals in stoppage time But we'll give them drummer once the kiss cam goes like Suckin' fans. ...arriving from London, Madrid, Copenhagen, and anywhere that still calls it football, welcome to the United States of America. Smoking is prohibited everywhere, but vaping next to a cheesecake factory is super cool. Thank you. The soccer fan from Norway has completely lost their accent.

After four rounds of beer pong and a Wendy's Baconator. The American sports fan at the bar with soccer crowd sing songs for hours. Americans just yell defense. Go to monster trucks and let the night day fire. We'll turn the pitch into World War III. If we want, we'll shoot a sipping pie the sky. Upstate your home flight. Patriotic.

That's right. My God. Yeah. And I think you're right. Like once the French coming over, I mean, they have their croissants, but we have Cheddar Bay biscuits. Oh, yeah. So. No competing with us.

Shoot. I can't wait for the Italians to try Olive Garden. Yeah. You want a tour of Italy? We got it. Right here. Yeah. So, you know, we might not be great at sportsmanship.

Sure. But we do do sports better than anybody on Earth. Yeah. Because we drink a lot. I don't think you've been to a match in Europe. Yeah. Or any other country. Don't have to.

It's better here. Text in 7, 8, 5. You can tell us how awesome our song is. Yeah. That's great. You can also go check out the video, share it with a fellow European, up on our socials at TikTok, Instagram, YouTube. Just find us, Brooke and I feel like I chugged a monster energy. Yeah.

I did it. Only one? Come on, Brooke. I feel like I got yelled at it. That was your song of the week. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Win! Got Capri, a new player joining us today.

She says she listens all the time and thought it would be fun to play Brooke. I have to know. I have to know right off the bat. Do you have a son? No, but if I did, you know. What kind of pants are you wearing? Long pants. I never wear three.

Okay. All right. Well, Jeff, you have one? What's your favorite part to travel in Italy? Well, right? It sounds like your parents went somewhere in Italy and had a little bit of a good time. And then went with that name. Had some Capri fun.

So it's actually worse than that. I was named after the car because my dad had one. And he said it was fun to drive. Oh, that's right. Is your sister Dotson? Luckily, I have no other siblings that he got to name. We have all the great car humor. But unfortunately, we do have to get to the game here, Capri.

So let's go to it, 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat her out right if you want to win. Are you ready? I guess so. Your time starts now. The Major League Baseball Hall of Fame is located in the city of Cooperstown in what eastern state? Kentucky. Born between 1965 and 1980, what generation follows baby boomers? Generation X.

In 1819, the U.S. purchased Florida for $5 million from what European country? France. When Philly? out a survey or application, the abbreviation N-A stands for what? Not applicable. Sorry, what? Not applicable. Very nice.

Yeah, I just like hearing you say it. Applicable? You said it right. It just sounded perfect. So now Brooke is back in the studio. And it says on my screener here, Capri, you have a 10-year-old daughter and you work at a seafood restaurant. Oh, yeah. Now, Capri, I'm interested to find out when there's a little downtime and you can order whatever you want.

off the menu. What's your go-to meal? So it's not seafood, but my favorite thing is our fried egg sandwich. What? That sounds like that. Not what I expected. Not any of the seafood options at your seafood restaurant? No, no. It's got garlic aoli,

an over-easy egg. I add avocado and bacon. It's heavenly. It's fantastic. That's amazing. Are you honest with people and is that what you recommend or do you upsell them and recommend the most expensive thing on the menu? So I'll tell them what's popular as far as like seeper goes.

And then I'll say like if you really want to know what my favorite thing is, though, and I tell them the phrase like that's good. You do. And you're honest. You need honest. I love it. You're the type of girl that goes to Jack in the box for the egg rolls, aren't you? Or the tacos.

Oh, yeah, the tacos there. I mean, they do slap. They're pretty good. All right. Respect to you, Capri. Now it is Brooke's turn. Brooke, are you ready? I'm ready.

Your time starts now. The Major League Baseball Hall of Fame is located in the city of Cooperstown. In what eastern state? New York. Born between 1965 and 1980, what generation follows baby boomers? Gen X. In 1819, the U.S. purchased Florida for $5 million from what European country? Spain.

When filling out a survey or application, the abbreviation N.A. stands for what? Not applicable. What do you call the very top of a mountain? The, oh my God. Brooke. The peak. Are we taking that? We'll accept that.

We'll accept it. I almost said climax. Oh. Everybody, the experiences it differently. Oh, and Brooke gets the top of Mountain. It's at the top. Look out. We're going to go to the scoreboard to find out how you both did with our own Jose.

Shut the fuck up and let me kiss you. Balanos. Capri, you got two correct today. All right. Yay, good job. Solid. And Brooke, not one wrong. Five in our wrong.

Sorry about that, Capri. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Major League Baseball Hall of Fame located in Cooperstown, New York, which actually opened its doors on this day back in 1939. I like to go someday. It's a mecca of every little leagueer out there. Yeah, I'd like to go someday. Born between 1965 and 1980, the generation following baby boomers is Generation X, Gen X.

In 1819, the U.S. purchased Florida for $5 million from Spain. That's a deal. When you're filling out a survey or application, N.A. stands for not applicable. One said applicable. One said applicable. We will accept both. And the very top of a mountain is called the peak or the summit or the tip. Very well done on all accounts.

It wasn't enough to be Brooke today, Capri. But just for playing, we're giving you a pair of tickets to see Kid Cuddy perform at the White River Amphitheater on June 16th. Very cool. Thank you guys. Yeah. You are welcome. Thanks for putting up with us today. No, I was just glad to be here.

I hope to play you again. All right, bring it. And I'm craving her for that egg sandwich now. I know. Seriously, it sounds so good. Dr. Round your sorrows this morning and your fried egg sandwich with avocado and bacon. See, we all remember what's in it. There's no better way to do it.

Anyway, come back and play again soon. We're going to do Winbrooks' Buck same time on Monday.