Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Mistaken Identity Date, Paid Wedding Crashers + First Bidet Loser Line (5/18/26)

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

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Hey guys, it's us The Jonas Brothers. I'm Joe. I'm Kevin. And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast?

Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. But, you know, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen.

We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, S&L's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.

Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to humor me with Robert Smygle and friends on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Your 20s can be so exciting, but they can also be really overwhelming, confusing, and honestly, just kind of lonely. May is Mental Health Awareness Month, and the psychology of your 20s is breaking down

the science behind the biggest roadblocks we face. I was six years into my career, the 80-hour weeks, and just the first one in, the last one out, and I ended up burning out. There was a large chunk of my 20s that I, like, was just so wanting to, like, be out of that phase out of my skin and I just like really regret not living in the present more. You don't need to have everything figured out right now. You just need to understand yourself a little bit better. Listen to the psychology of your 20s on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Every family has its secrets. But what happens when you discover that your dad has been living a double life? That is not the look of an innocent man. Is everyone lying to me about who they are. I felt such desperation. I felt it was what I had to do. Listen to deep cover the family man. On the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,

or wherever you get your podcasts. Here's something that should not be as complicated as it is, getting a racist statue removed. And here's something that should be a whole lot easier than it is. Getting a new one put up in its place. I'm Akila Hughes, and Rebel Spirit

Season 2 is about both of those things. As I was watching these statues come down, I was thinking about what it meant that I grew up in a majority black city in which there were more homages to enslavers than there were to enslave people. Listen to Rebel Spirit season two on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And we got a brand new full hour for you. Welcome to it. It is the Brook and Jeffrey official podcast. Yes. Thank you so much for subscribing. It means a lot to us. We got a new loser line, new second date today. But some reflection I've heard is needed. Yes, because last Friday, Ashton did his first. first ever phone tab. And it's scam the scammer one also.

And Ashton, you got a lot of love. Aw. Yeah, we got Ashton, we love you. Yo, Ashton's hilarious. This show made me realize that I love Ashton. Oh, need a ton more of Ashton. Ashton was amazing. Pure gold.

Okay, let's slow it down. Let's slow it down. Sorry. All those bots I paid for really went over. Yeah. Good job, Ashton. Good investment. It was really good.

Smart marketing. That would explain user XYZ. 444. Yeah. All right. Ashton's bought one says. All right. Let's get to this brand new full hour right now. You've probably heard stories about how American children are lagging behind the education of kids in other countries around the world. And guess what?

They are and we're proud of it. Yeah. No other country is better at not education. We are number one, baby. Yeah, we're not number 250 then. Shouldn't this be more like we're not proud and we want to invest more in our public education system? Look, why are you talking fancy speech? I know, take that talk to Canada where it belongs.

Well, now there's some new guidance out that found not only are we bad at math, reading, and science. Oh, no. But we suck at recess too. No. Yes. I don't know. My kids are pretty good at recess. The American Academy of Pediatrics says recess time has been shrinking over the years and it's worsening children's overall health.

Kids love it. Those cheering American children know that if you're low on health, you could just buy a med kit in Fortnite, re-up easy. That's how you fix your failing heart. That's right. You do need 10 seconds to apply the med kit. Yes. But then you're back up to 100. You're 100 health.

Good to go. So we're fine. Exactly. Or we find slurp juice. So many options out there. That's good. I'm glad the Pediatrics Association, I'm sure, has taken notes during the segment. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Apparently, it's not just exercise they're losing, no. This so-called report claims that recess is essential for kids social, mental, and emotional growth. Nobody likes emotional growth. If you're worried about growth, there's a pill for that. So I'm not sure why everybody's whining. Now, let's strap some shot callers. to our throats and electrocute each other for entertainment like stable people do as we put our American education to the test. You know what we're best at is sarcasm though.

We sure are. Jake, good luck stumping these Mensa students. Go for it. Welcome to International Museum Day. Oh. Yay, perfect timing, Jake. It's where we celebrate the thrill of staring at really old stuff in a glass box while we quietly whisper Huh, neat. Yeah.

I really thought this was going to be some anniversary of the Ben Stiller movie. Night of the museum? Wait till next week, Brooke. Well, there's so many incredible exhibits to visit around the world. There's the Louvre in Paris, the Met in New York, the museum

of slightly used hotel soaps off Highway 401 in Kansas. Oh, no. What? Ooh, this soaps from the La Quinta in Toledo. Take a pick. Take a picture of me with the soap, mom. It seems like there's a museum for almost everything,

but can you tell which ones actually exist? That's your challenge today during a special forgery or for real z edition of Plenty of 20. Now, you'll say number one through 20, I'll describe a museum that could exist somewhere in the world. You just have to tell me if it's an actual place for real z. or a fake forgery that I just made up. Okay.

We'll start with the woman who just bought an annual pass to the museum of totally natural-looking blonde hair dye. That's Alexis. Nine. Ma'am, no stealing. Number nine, Alexis, your museum is just outside of Las Vegas, Nevada. It's dedicated entirely to retired casino carpets and lets visitors walk on and then vote on the most visually upsetting pattern ever made. You need to tell me, is this museum

of For Realzee or a forgery? What the heck? I don't know. I mean, people love the like Portland carpet from the airport that was iconic after. Yeah, exactly. I would assume Vegas carpets are pretty gross. Have you guys seen the carpet they put down in the parking lot elevator area? Yes, the new one.

Terrible. It's awful. The whole room is dark now. You're so observant. It's weird. I could smell it. I'm like, what is that? I'm going to save forgery. Interesting. This says forgery. She's correct. I did make that up.

It does sound like Jake wants to buy a ticket to it, though. Brooke, it's your turn. Nine is off the board. Thirteen. Your museum is in Nashville, Tennessee. It honors awkward family portraits, featuring giant wall displays of matching denim outfits, forced holiday smiles,

and aggressively themed Christmas cards. You need to tell me, is this museum of four realsy or a forgerie? I think that those awkward family photos, especially of like the 80s and 90s, are just iconic. Or the glam shots that people used to do when they would go to the mall. Hopefully there's like a room inside that museum where you can take your own awkward family portrait and bring it home. Or they just cut the heads out and you put your head through the hole. Oh, yes.

Dude, I want this to be real. Give me real. Brooke says for realzy? I'm so sorry, Brooke. Dude, we need to open one. All right. Jose were over to year, we're talking museums and whether they're real or made up. How about a number?

12. Number 12. Your museum is in Reykjavik, Iceland. Oh, I was just kind of by there. It features over 200 preserved animal penises. Oh my gosh. And is somehow one of the country's biggest tourist attractions. You need to tell me, is this museum of Forerilze or a Forger?

Or is it the smallest attraction? Whose job is it to procure all those animals? I swear I've heard of a weiner museum before, or maybe it was somebody insulting me. But I'm going to say this is for real zies. Jose says this is a real museum. Show me weaners. I can't believe he said that right before I dinged. That is a real museum.

The Icelandic phallological museum. Phalological. It's only $5 to get in this month, but use the code word Jake Rules to get $1.1. In colder months, it's a discount because everything is less to seed. Jeffrey, we're over to you. You got to get this right. And then Brooks, the only one who lost? Give me number one.

Number one, your museum is in Berlin, Germany. It's dedicated entirely to socks that lost their matching pair in the laundry. Oh, that's adorable. There's lonely singles displayed in glass cases. You need to tell me, is this museum a four realsy or a forgery? How disappointing would it be to be like going to the museum and you're like, oh my God, there's my sock? Yeah. And you can't get it back because it's in the glass?

Do you think they partner with a laundromat to make this actually happen? There's got to be. I just, who would go see that? There's a lot of modern art stuff. Maybe it's like a take on the loneliness of the world. You're right. It does make you sad. That's why I think it's a real museum.

Oh, Jeffrey says for realzy. Unfortunately, no, that's incredible. We made it up. That takes us to a tiebreaker between Alexis and Jose. Alexis, I'm going to you for this one. If you get this right, you win. If you get it wrong, Jose is the victor. Your museum is in

Zagreb, Croatia. Every exhibit is an item left behind from a breakup along with the emotional story attached to it. Probably a lot of sweatshirts. You need to tell me, is this museum a for realsy or a forgery? This one is really sad.

You think it's sad? Than the sock museum. Way sad than the sock and I like it. If we're going off Brooks, art is sad logic. I'm going to say real. And she is right, and that brings her victory in today's Plenty of 20. All right, so Alexis, you get to choose who get shocked today.

They're going to be singing All Star by Smash Mouth. Who's it going to be? The art major herself? I was an art major. I never finished my degree in it, though. Oh. America. Yeah.

Yeah. I got that journalism. There is on this show. Recess was too tough to graduate. to graduate. Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shit.

That was true. She admitted it. She's not the sharpest tool. She speaks for all of us. That was. It's got to be sharper than the other tools. Yes, it is. Your shock collar question of the day.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm going to say one word that I guarantee we'll get a reaction in studio. Oh, is that I swear? Nutella Mmm That what you wanted It's pretty much what I expected

It's so good dude My new snack for the kids Is a little Nutella on top of a gram cracker Oh my God I didn't have Nutella growing up And then you put sliced bananas on the top of it Oh my gosh It's so good

Apparently the only thing stopping us From eating straight chocolate for breakfast Is calling it a hazelnut spread That's right There's nuts in it After decades of people trying to freeze the jars and blend it into DIY shakes and force it into any dessert possible, Nutella says they've officially come out with a new product.

And you're going to love it. Yay! Ladies, gentlemen, and Brooke, I give you Nutella ice cream. Wow, Wayne. Officially from Nutella. You can see the photo up on our Insta stories. They have the cones with like some hard Nutella. on the top.

It's perfect. And then there's a pint. It's arrived nationwide. Sorry. According to the suits in the marketing department, they say, this frozen treat folds Nutella swirls directly into the ice cream base. It's. Aiming to deliver the same flavor people have been scraping from the bottom of their jars

since the 1960s. I don't know if it's true or not, but from the picture on the pint, it looks like there's a layer of hard Nutella on the top of the ice cream that you crunched through. That's the most satisfying, like, the creamy and the crunchy. Oh, it's everything. And like Brooks said, you can get it in two forms, a 14-ounce tub for about $4.36 or single-served pre-packaged cones that come in four packs for about 557. I think we all agree those look best.

Well, so that tub looks single-served. Yeah, you're sad enough for sure. It took long enough, but they finally made it. And to celebrate the rollout, Natella's also running. something called Freezer Fridays through May, which gives fans a chance to win free ice cream through social media giveaways. That's fun. So there you go. Nutella ice cream has officially arrived, and we're scooping it straight into laser stories.

I think it's summer. Yes, it is. Laser stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's revolutionizing the bottled water industry, where instead of going cleaner, they're going niche. So why not plunk down five bucks for a pint of tap water from Mexico? Hey, no! Let's go! Just something swimming in there?

Oh my God, you're cloudy. Who cares? Down the hatch, you will lose 19 pounds in two days. Now that's true. Thanks to laser stories. Because of the parasite. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other Aguacitas just don't. This first laser story is out of Colorado. 38-year-old's Claire Johnstone ordered a cheesecake from a local baker for her daughter's birthday. But what showed up was, well, something else. What do you mean? Claire paid $50 and received the flattest, goopiest cake anyone had ever seen. Oh, gooby. Goopie.

Goopie's never been a good word in baked goods. No. And I'm showing a pick to my co-host right now. The cheesecake is only one inch tall at its thickest point. This is gross. And that's only because there's some, like, jam spread on the top of it. It's like the thickness of a pizza. Like a flat bread.

Yeah, flat bread. Did she forget the eggs, whoever baked them? The berries are actually taller than the actual cake. Yeah. And they just seem to be thrown on top, random. And, like, cheesecake is thick. Usually, it's all cake. So you can see it for yourself.

It'll be up on our Insta stories at Broken Jee. Jeffrey. But when Claire got it delivered, she was initially stunned and had no time to get a replacement. So she begrudgingly served it for her daughter's birthday. Just tell everyone it's a tart. Just tell everyone that you made it, and then they will be judging. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I mean, this is one of those things when you go to get store bought, and it actually looks like something from your kitchen. I love that, bro. She also took a video that quickly went viral with people calling it the saddest cheesecake they'd ever seen. Even a celebrity pastry chef and food network star, Raid in saying, I hate this cheesecake. Okay, Bobby Flay, I know it was you. Oh, I thought that was Barefoot Contessa. Okay.

But after the party, Claire reached out to the baker and complained. And their response? Well, her cheesecakes are lighter and more dense than the New York style once. How can you be lighter and more dense at the same time? It's like when people don't want to admit they were wrong? She said she would take Claire's feedback in mind, but did not offer a refund. You about to lose your job.

How not even like a half off? How on earth is that $50? Well, in the end, you know who did step up? Who? The Cheesecake Factory. They gave Claire a $100 gift card. Oh, wow. And then go get the Adam's peanut butter.

It's my favorite. You like that one. Cheesecake Factory for the win. Let's go to your next laser story out of Boston. Man named Timothy Calpitas has been depressed for the last few. years, all because he was locked out of his crypto wallet, which contained $400,000 in Bitcoin. Oh my gosh. The reason he can't get in, he forgot his password almost 11 years ago because when he created it,

he was high in college. That's to be you, man. Okay, this is what you got to do. You got to go back to that state of mind. It's the only way you're going to remember. Back to your frat house. He has been trying that for the last 11 years. been trying to do non-stop combinations, attempting to re-enter his account.

Finally, after years and years of failed guesses, he turned to an AI bot named Claude for help. Oh, yeah, Clark. And guess what? Claude cracked the case. No, wait. Wait, wait, that's concerning, Clair. A.I. can get into our passwords. Well, all Timothy had to do was upload old files from his old college computer,

and it found an earlier wallet file from before the password change, which helped him finally unlock the account. Oh, my gosh. Why do I feel like AI is about to, like, break into all our bank accounts? Yeah. And make us millionaires. Okay. I think.

Well, yes, he did reveal what the password was. We can't say most of it on the air, but I will say it started with LOL 420. Okay. And then ended with an inappropriate lyric from the rap group NWA. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So. That's the police?

I don't know. Timothy was so thankful after cashing out that he joked. He wants the name his future child after Claude. Oh, I'm glad he didn't use the password as the future child. Let's go to your next laser story out of the Aerosphere Lounge. We still don't know when Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are getting married, but it does sound like something's brewing because their friends and family are now getting saved the dates. Wait, this is awkward. You guys didn't get yours?

Oh, Brooke already knew. Yeah. The thing is, they're not coming in the mail, or even by text or email or social media. They're coming by way of personal phone calls. I wanted it to be carrier pigeons. I don't know why. I just felt like that's a very Taylor thing to do, release a dove. We know that Taylor herself is actually calling a few specific people.

Then her assistants are going to be handling the rest. The word is that the couple still hasn't told anyone the exact date or location, just that it's happening this summer, and they should keep their schedules flexible. Anyone else feel like she also hasn't told Travis? Yeah. Because if you want to keep it secret, I don't know. It just doesn't feel like that's a guy you should tell a secret too. I heard they're telling everybody something different to see who spreads the rumors.

Oh, that's smart. I hear they're doing a whole wedding tour with weddings and cities all over the country. That's what I would assume. Can you imagine the flex of RSVP no to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding? Yeah. You're like, oh, you know, my cousins getting married that weekend. Sorry, bro. I got a thing. Let's go to your final laser story.

out of the Shoppocalypse Center. Is that good or bad? You'll find out. Because for most of the past decade plus, it seemed like shopping malls could become a thing of the past. I love going to the mall. Oh, he's busy when I go to Zara there.

Oh, really? Plenty of them did turn into total ghost towns, but now, according to retail experts, malls are making an unexpected comeback thanks to today's teens. This place is starting to suck. I was just talking to some of my mom friends, and they have older kids

that are in high school, and all they want to do is be dropped off at the mall. That's all they're being out. Yes, yes. Oh, my gosh, the world is healing, Jack. It's crazy. So how are the malls returning the favor? By banning them.

Pitchie. Come on. Come on. What do you want malls? Okay, do you want people or not? Well, according to the Wall Street Journal, teenagers actually are going to the mall more, but when they do, they stage takeovers and create chaos.

A lot of it filmed for social media. So they're not there to shop. Got it. It's the same old punkish mall rat debauchery that's always fostered a love-hate relationship between malls and teens. That is kind of true. Oh, I smell is poop. The issue is since mall management actually needs young shoppers to help breathe life into their business, they can't just ban them completely, which is why some stores are only allowing shoppers under 18 to come in if they have an adult chaperone.

Not going to work for the hangout. Yeah. Bringing my mom into Victoria's Secret with me. It is not the. most exciting for teens, but the ones who have tried it report that the adult chaperone thing has reduced mischief, mayhem, and stealing significantly. Yeah, because he's stealing. Yeah, the stealing's not good.

That's always been a thing. But many parents don't have the time or the desire to do that for hours on end. So it's not a perfect solution, but for now, it is the only one. Okay. Sorry, teens. Darn. Hey, if I'm in a story, do you all pretend to be your parent, guardian? Hey.

There you go. That's believable. Yeah. As for this guy, he loves. the mall. But the mall doesn't really love him. He has been kicked out of the footlocker more times than Kanye's been kicked off social media. Oh, that's a lot.

That's not countable. It's a rough go. But that sounds like laser stories has come to an end for the day. We'll do it again. Same time on Wednesday. Your first kiss. Your first sip of Mango Truly. Ooh, it's like the first kiss.

Your first full body wax. Oh, God. That would hurt. Full body job. You have leased somehow. That's a long appointment. Yeah, why do you mean full body? Point is we all remember our first times.

And one guy is about to experience one of his first times while on the phone inside his bathroom while we listen in. What the heck is going on? This is going to be one that all of us will never forget. Plus, going on a mini golf date might sound cute and innocent until your date pulls something illegal out of his pocket to make the hole in one. experience a little more exciting. What the heck? I don't know. Why do I want to go mini golfing with him? Well, you're going to hear why he got kicked out of mini golf

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We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts. We're out there. but this one's extra special. So how do we actually come up with a name

Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. Well, we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers. This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes.

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, people could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad Hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel. help an a cappella band with their between songs banter. Where does your group perform? We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter.

Listen to humor me with Robert Smigel and friends on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. If you're watching the latest season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Gorsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man. They holding Kay Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. like the bougie style of Housewives

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on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Girl, what's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on, just call me back. If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this.

Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Oh, no. Excuse me, miss. Is your name Earl Gray? What? Because you definitely look like a hot tea. Oh, hot, hot.

Hotty. Whatever you do, don't hawk alugie straight into his generic brand soda. Instead, tell him to come meet you over at 7-Eleven, where you can mix three flavors in one. You know what that means, because I don't. And that's when he gives him the number to the loser lines, so hopefully he calls it leaves an awkward voicemail. We can play over the air.

Voicemails like this one. Next message. Jenna, it's it's oh my god I'm sorry I just I had to call you because guess what I did it I freaking did it

I took your advice and I got my Costco membership like oh my god I can't believe it honestly you were you were right I like I didn't believe you

but it's true I just I feel like different now. I feel like more powerful, is that weird this day? I can't explain it. It's just

there's something about buying a nine pound tub of peanut butter right? It just makes you feel like like you've made it. You know what I mean? Like even when I bought that 96 pack of the pizza rolls,

the cashier looked at me. Like honestly, it looked like respect you know um i mean this is i guess this is adulthood right this is what what being a grown up feels like it's a moment yeah yeah i mean when you get to flash that card the first time as you walk through those doors you're like i'm it i've been telling dudes for years though if you want to impress girls on tinder don't hold up a picture of you like with a fish hold up a picture of you with a footlong chicken bake. Dude, that's not even a lie.

That means you also have access to those gas prices. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. My dad preaches about the gas. Oh, that's a real man right there. Next message. Hey, it's Matt.

So I bought that bidet attachment you told me to get. And, well, I'm about to try it here. And I'll be honest, I'm a little nervous. There's different pressure. setting options? I see there's a low, high, and turbo?

What's turbo even mean? I don't know if I can handle that, honestly, like, especially for a first time. And what is wide mean? Who is that for? Is it the area or is it? I don't know. I know.

I'm just going to try this one. And I don't know, here we go. Oh, oh, God. Oh, okay. Is that it? All right. Well, I'm wet. That's good.

That happens after you get sprayed. Why do I feel like someone just posted the loser line number in the Amazon reviews for this particular bidet? Is that what this segment has come to? I don't know, but we got a lot of advice today between the Costco's and the bidet. days. People are leveling up their lives. And I'm here for it. Yeah. But days are only great when it's warm water.

Attachment ones are like not cool. But no one will forget their first time. Oh, that's for sure. If you really want to feel cleansed, you should head over to the Brooke and Jeffrey YouTube page. Oh, that's a transition. Watching just one short video there has the same effect as the world's most powerful laxative.

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Next message. Hey, Melissa, this is A-Hen. You know, the guy from the mini-golf last night. Oh. I am. Look, look, I just want to apologize again. I know you're still really pissed at me and I totally get it. It's just, you know, in my defense, it was a whole in one challenge.

So I thought the smoke bomb would help him make a little more dramatic. It turns out mom complained about it and called me reckless. But like, how was I supposed to know her son was in a full body cast and couldn't get away from the smoke? But it was just so stupid. But anyway, I did have a good time with you and your friends before that. So I was hoping next weekend You might be free Maybe this time we get to go somewhere

A little more mature You know like Dave and Busters Something like that I heard that place is sick So hey so just let me know I like that a guy carrying around smoke bombs In his pocket is looking for maturity Yeah

At David Busters of course How am I supposed to know if he's in a full body cast To just look It's pretty obvious when someone can't move How can you see through the smoke? I'm sorry. Maybe he set it off before he sobs. Not to judge the mother in this situation,

but why is she bringing her son in a full body cast to go mini golf? Oh, wow. So the son can't have fun too? I guess they could use him as the golfing stick if they wanted to. Maybe he's just there to cheer the mom on. He's a catty, like here, hold this. He's in charge of the little pencil. Yeah.

Why do you got to be me? I stand corrected. Bring your full body cast children to go mini golfing more often. Just bring a mask next time in case they get smokeballed. Exactly. Next message. Gisha. Gisha.

It's e-b-ck. I'm just letting you know that I didn't have as many drinks as you thought I did. Huh. I did it. And I didn't even do doubles. So, huh. And look, I'm going to do the ABC's backwards. Z.

Y. I, you saw, et cetera, et cetera. All the way to C, B, A, girl. Bam. Mike drop. Okay. Mike drop. Nailed it.

I assume she goes, you're drunk. Leave me alone. Yeah. I'm drunk. Alexis, when you get married, please make sure you invite this guy because I do not want your wedding to be boring. Hey, I'll be right there with him. B-Y-U, etc. B-B-A.

Remember hit up our YouTube at Broken Jeffrey. We're going to post all of our content there, our second dates, our awkward calls, and video of us right here in studio reacting to each and every loser line clip. We got a phone tap coming up for you right after this. It's Broken Jeffrey in the morning, and in today's prank call, a guy reached out to us saying his buddy has been a little bit depressed. Because his longtime girlfriend broke up with him, and he really hasn't been able to get him out of the house to do anything fun since then.

In fact, every single text, he's like, what are you doing tonight? And his friend will apply back with one word, Hulu. So guess where we're calling from? No. Hulu to see if maybe we can get him out of his funk in your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hi, I'm calling from Hulu. My name is Barry McButters.

Okay. I'm looking to speak with Nate Frimer. This is Nate. Hi, Nate. First of all, we just wanted to thank you for being a valued customer here at Hulu for the past seven years. You're welcome. We really appreciate that. And I'm actually with the customer care division.

And I have to say the other reason I'm calling is because we are about. bit concerned. You're a bit concerned about what? Concerned that you could be watching too many movies. And that's saying a lot, because our selection is not pristine. I'm sorry, you're tracking the amount of television that I'm watching? How do you know I'm watching that? It's not really a surprise, since all streaming platforms do monitor their customers' view.

habits. And with your account, we did have an alarm go off. Oh, no. So I'm... An alarm for my account? What triggers the alarm? It's triggered when someone hits quadruple the normal amount of viewing time, you know, that they normally would consume. Don't you want me to be watching a lot of movies? Isn't that sort of what your business is? That's actually a really great point, Nate. It's just that all of us here at Hulu cannot believe that you searched our entire library and found more than two movies worth watching. You know, that's why we're so concerned. Okay, well, thanks for your concern, but it's misplaced.

Okay, well, I mean, it seems a little ridiculous that you're tracking me and now you're stalking me and trying to figure out like... Nate, that's not the case at all. We're not trying to attack you or accuse you of anything. We just want you to be honest with us. Do you think are you getting... I don't have to be honest with you. I don't even know who you are.

Nate, just even with the tone. of the conversation now. Just ask yourself, what is going on? Why is it like this? Whoa, okay, dude, I don't know you. I do not want to talk about this with you. Has there been any recent changes in your life, maybe in your relationship status lately? What? I'm just saying, you're watching reruns of that So Raven. I mean, what does that say about your mental state? It's not good. You think that you're a psychologist now? I'm just saying, it wasn't like this only a few months ago. Your habits have clearly. changed. I mean, people's lives go through different seasons and they watch more movies at different times. Yeah. If I'm understanding you, she dumped you. Dude, again, very personal. Very personal,

but very correct. I'm not saying you're correct or not. You know, and how would you know that if it was true? Looking at your past viewing habits, you used to have a lot of rom-coms, a lot of happy uplifting films. And lately, there's no misconstrued. geniality one, two, or three. I mean, what's happened? If I'm not being influenced by somebody else and I can watch whatever I want to, yeah, I'm not going to choose a rom-com. Okay, I see. So in some sense, you know, I'm living a better life because I'm getting to watch what I'm getting, wanting to watch. Keep telling yourself that, Nate, but I think you both know what's going on.

Okay, so tell me, what do you think is going on? I think somewhere deep down, you miss her. What the hell, man? You're with Hulu. You can't. I can't say this. All right. Look, I just want to tell you five words, and I think this will explain everything. Okay, yeah, go ahead and tell me these five words. Stomp the yard to Homecoming. What?

What are you doing? Why are you watching that? It was a good movie. I know you don't believe that's true. There's a piece of your heart that's missing right now. Something inside is hurting, and you're trying to fill it with people stomping the yard. Okay, you need to back off. man, just call her.

This is so ridiculous. Like, do you hear yourself? I do. It is, now that I'm hearing it back, it is pretty ridiculous. And you know what? That is what your friend Connor wants. What does Connor have to do with any of this? Well, Connor wants ridiculousness in the form of a prank phone call that we're doing on you right now on the radio. Hey, man, this is a prank phone call. My real name is Jeff from the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Connor wanted us to do a phone tap on you. You're lucky, dude, that we're not even, I don't know where you are, but you're lucky I don't know where you are. Dude, I already told you. I'm at Hulu in the customer care division. God. I do a mental health evaluation on you as we speak. Is that even a thing, man?

I really hope it's not because 50s getting sued left and right. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Morning. What are the qualities that women tend to look for when they're on a date? A guy who's kind? Yeah, for sure. Honest?

Yeah. Respectful. Yeah. Where's hot in all of these? Well, one of our listeners found himself in a tough situation and went out of his way to do the kind, honest, respectful thing for his date. That's great. And what happened?

It landed him here. Oh, of course. Alone. confused, desperate for help. We're all about to learn the dark consequences of what showing kindness and respect actually gets you. That is not the lesson we're handed out. It's the lesson I'm taken away in a brand new second date update right after this. I'm Cynthia Lois and I'm Josie Dye.

And we're done pretending we have it all figured out. Each week we laugh, cry and talk our way through life's messiest moments. The things you think about but would never say out loud. The questions you are always too shy to ask. Relationships, regrets, awkward moments, and the stuff no one warns you about. It's honest, it's funny, and sometimes it gets a little uncomfortable. But that's kind of the point. This is Cynthia and Josie's unmentionables.

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Huge news. We created our own podcast called, Hey Jonas. We invented a podcast? Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. Pretty, yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts throughout there. But this one's extra special.

So how did we actually come up with a name, Hey Jonas, guys? I honestly don't remember. I think it was on a call about what we should call it. And we were thinking I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band. Before Jonas Brothers was... This is how you guys remember it going down? Yes. I have a very different memory of this.

We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey, Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, Hey Jonas, and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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Oh, yeah. Don't even get me started with those stupid AI videos of us. There are so many weird copycats that use fake AI generated images of me and Brooke. If I look like I'm about to sell you a car, it's done by AI. Or a house. Is it bad, Brooke, when your AI doppelganger has Botox? Yes. Yes.

It is. It is. And somehow lip filler. Like, what is happening? At least AIU is doing good self-care. I saw one where I was in a sequin jacket for some unknown reason. That's more realistic. Yeah, sequins is making a comeback.

But what happens if you get a case of mistaken identity when you're on a first date? Oh. That's how today's caller Noah landed himself here on our show this morning. Noah, how you doing, man? I'm all right. How are you guys doing? I feel like somebody went out with the wrong person on this date just like the way Jeff set it up. I mean, your email said there was

some kind of weird mix-up that happened during your date. Why don't you run us through it? All right, so I matched with this really cute girl on mine. She's just my type. She's got dark, curly hair. Cute. It works out. You tell from her profile

picks. She's about five foot forward. It's like exactly my type. All right. That looks like one of Brooks AI doppelgangers that I've seen before, too. So I get it. Probably. Yeah. Right. Early hair, the opposite of what you have. Okay, so you were attracted? Yeah, attracted.

And then we were messaging each other back and forth on the app. So we decided to meet up at this bar that's like right by where I work. And it's usually busy. There's a good vibe around there. So I get there early and I'm sitting there and I'm waiting. And this woman comes up to me. She gives me a big hug. She says, hey, how are you?

Yeah, she's like very warm. It's very comfortable. and so she sits down and we start having our conversation. Okay. Wait, what's your name? This brown curly-haired goddess. Okay, I'll get to that. Hang on. Okay. So meeting people on the apps, you go to the profile, you memorize some things that are on their profile so that you could bring it up and it's part of topics of conversation, right?

So I know she's into yoga. She likes guys with great senses of humor and she likes dark chocolate. And I'm bringing all of this stuff up. and it's not registering. She said I'm getting all of these things wrong. Oh. What? Oh, does she one of those that used AI to set up her profile? No.

No. No, so about 15 minutes into the conversation, we both realize that we met the wrong person. No. Coincidentally, we both set up dates at the same restaurant at the same time. And I guess our dates, we both kind of look enough like each other to where, we could mistake each other. Oh my God. So she thought she was meeting up with a different guy too.

Exactly. And this girl, the first girl I met with, her name was Chloe. Okay. So wait. The original curly brown hair girl is Chloe. No, no, no, no, no, no. The mistaken girl is named's close. Okay.

Okay. Okay. So now you're on a date with Chloe that was completely not planned. Right. Exactly. So we were like, oh, shoot, we have our dates that we're supposed to meet and they're probably here waiting for us. Oh, God. What was your feeling about that? Were you laughing about it? Were you mortified? Like, it was very funny, but it also kind of sucked too because, like, I was having such a good time. And I realized that, like, this is not the person who I'm supposed to be here with. And you don't want to stand the other person up. And it kind of looks like you planned a date before your date now if the next girl sees you. Good point, too.

Yeah, that's bad. So what's your move? So we're both kind of just processing what's happening, and we both realize, oh, my God, we need to go looking for our date. What if you find a third one? Are you a girl who's into yoga and likes dark chocolate, too? Oh, my God, they're everywhere. I kind of hope they're on a date.

Like, you find them together, you know? They found each other. Everybody looks alike. Well, the problem is at her date, she ended up finding out that her date ditched her. Oh, geez. Stood her up. Isn't there part of you that wants to do that to the person you were supposed to meet since you're having such a good time with Chloe? So you can stay on your date?

Well, that was the thing. I felt like the gentlemanly thing to do was to continue on with the date that I had set up and not ditch the first thing. Yeah, it's the right thing to do. I mean, a real gentleman would have just said, hey, come join this date. It's now a triple date. Yeah, I can handle two at once. Yeah, come on. And the other girl would love that.

Yeah, I'm so happy. Thank you, Alex. I think you guys watch too many adult films. Oh, what? There's no such thing as too many. Thank you, Jeff. Go on. There is.

Okay, so I go back to Chloe. I give her a hug and I tell her like, I'm really sorry, but I asked her. I was like, how about you give me your phone number because we had such a good connection. Okay. All right. She gave me her phone number and then I went along on my original date. And that date went, it went okay. It was fine.

Oh, but you were thinking about Chloe the whole time, weren't you? Well, there just wasn't that same connection there. Yeah. And I don't know if that message. me up or whatever, but yeah, it just wasn't the same. Oh, that's cute. It was just natural and fun with Chloe. But just asking as a question, because I don't know, as a woman, would it seem douchy if a guy

was like, hey, I'm going to go leave to meet with another girl, but before that, can I get your number? No. That doesn't come off as like. You had this girl get ready, get dressed up, leave her house, and come. I think it was a nice thing that he didn't stand her up. Yeah. She knows the situation and she may actually go, oh, he still has respect for the other girl.

That's a nice. I mean, that's what dating is, right? Talking to meeting and seeing who's out there. Have you talked to Chloe since? Yeah, we have. I texted her a little bit, but she doesn't reply too much. Like, her responses are very short. I guess you really need our help then when we come back and we call Chloe,

the girl you weren't supposed to go out with but ended up connecting with anyway. Who doesn't like chocolate or yoga? That's not her thing. Or humor. Yeah, that was the other girl's thing. We'll make sure to bring none of that in the conversation. When we do your second date update right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Second date update. Let's recap real quick. Our listener Noah had a case of mistaken identity where he was scheduled to meet up with a dark chocolate yoga-loving woman with dark curly hair. And instead found himself chatting with a dark curly-haired woman who doesn't like chocolate and is more into Pilates. Oh, did she say that? Well, I don't know about that last part. I'm just assuming they're different. But it was all an accident, and they both realized 15 minutes in, they were there with the wrong people.

Yeah. So out of just pure respect, Noah decided he should go and find his original date and spend some time with her. But he promised to arrange a future hangout with Chloe. Unfortunately, that is not materialized. And that's where he's hoping we can step in to help. Yeah. Do you know what I'm thinking? It may not be your fault at all.

It's not my fault. I'm just re-capping. I'm talking about, what's his name? Noah. I'm talking about Noah. I don't think it's Noah's fault. Thank you. Yeah, well, here's the thing.

Like, her original date stood her up, remember? Yeah. So she left that night probably feeling pissed off. And, like, you just kind of got wrapped up into it, right? Oh, yeah. Like her memory of the night's bad. Yeah, but that still doesn't explain why she won't hang out with me for another date, though. I could have been the last straw.

I hate to be that guy. But, like, there is a straw, and she may just be done with dating now. Went home, deleted the app. Yes. Until next week. This was the last chance that she was given, and it fell flat, so she has sworn off men forever. Okay. That was my optimism.

Yeah. We're hoping she's done. I didn't hope for that. Isn't it sad? That's what the world's come to, but here we are. I mean, I'm hopeful, too, but it's been like a few weeks, and I just, I don't know. I don't know what you guys can do. We'll get answers at least.

Let's see. If you could be a little bit less hopeful because it puts a lot of pressure on me. And I don't like that. I can do that. Beautiful. Okay, I'm going to dial the number. Here we go. Hopefully, Chloe answers.

Hello. Hey, Chloe, this is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay. Hi, good morning. Probably a little shock to hear a radio show calling you. It's not an everyday thing. Yeah, how you doing? I'm confused.

That's exactly how we want you to be. That was so crazy. What are you on today? Dark chocolate. I get that you're confused. This is totally weird that a radio show is calling you, but we're doing a segment called a second date update. Okay. Why are you calling me?

I mean, I guess you didn't officially go out on a date with this guy, but... Yeah, it was like kind of a half date, an accidental date with one of our listeners named Noah. Okay. Yeah, I remember Noah. Okay. That's good. Yeah, because he said it's been a couple weeks since you guys have talked. So, I mean, that's not entirely true.

Like, we've been texting. Yeah, he mentioned that you are texting, but it's been kind of sparse where you don't seem very interested in hanging out with him. That's the vibe that he's getting. Well, I mean, I guess like it just seemed like he maybe liked somebody else more. Are you talking about the original date he was supposed to be on? Oh, he told you about that? Yeah. He filled us in on how there was kind of a mix-up for both of you when you arrived at the, was it a bar?

I mean, what a funny coincidence. You two walk in, both looking for a first date you've never met, and you end up sitting with each other on accident. Like, that's like early people. It was kind of strange how that happened. But yeah, it just kind of felt like he was just a little more into the other date. How could you tell? I promise I'm not crazy. Oh, no.

Good start. Go. Let her go. Let her cook. I'm not crazy, but where are we going? What's happening? So first, I just want to say, like, I fully supported him going on his original date. That was the right thing to do.

Oh, so it didn't bother you that he didn't stand her up. No, it didn't bother me at all. Okay. But after I said goodbye to him, I kind of maybe didn't leave the bar. Oh. Oh, that's just going to be painful for you to watch. Why would you do that? Yeah, to yourself.

You're not going to see anything you like. Yeah. So I was just like, when else am I going to get another opportunity to, like, see if the way he was with me was the way he actually is or like if he was putting on a front or whatever. So it was a very busy bar. He didn't see me. Yeah, he definitely didn't see you. He definitely would have brought that up to us. Totally.

What did you see? He was, like, smiling at her. and it seemed like they were connecting, like, just as well as he connected with me. And, like, after a while, he, like, put his hand on her leg. And, like, after they left, and maybe kind of followed them a little bit. No.

No. Okay. She's already this far down. Might as well keep seeing it. No. You followed them down the street? I mean, not, like, down the street. Like, they left, so I left,

and I was able to, like, watch where they went. And they only went, like, half a block, and there was, like, a flower bender there. and he bought her a flower and he kissed her cheeks. Oh, man, why would you watch this? You went straight PI. No, private investigator. Are you sure you didn't misread that as a rejection flower?

Like, this was a nice date, here you go. It's our last one. Goodbye forever. No, it was actually like really sweet, but it just felt like, you know, he was really, really liking her. And so when he texted me later, he was like, oh, I was thinking about you the whole time. and like that just felt disingenuous. It didn't look like he was thinking about anything other than that date that he was on. You can't look like something though, right?

Like maybe he was putting effort in and trying on the date, but that doesn't mean he wasn't thinking about you. He called us. Yeah. He was probably imagining that she was you. That's weird too. And away, he gave you a flower. Yes.

And he kissed you. That was a practice. I don't like that. That's creepy. Okay, I don't know. Forget that I say that. I'm just trying to guess because, look, the whole reason that we're doing this. Who's listening in on who now?

Maybe they're equal now. Good point, bro. He's the one that wanted us to call you because he felt that strongly about your connection. And he's actually on the other line right now secretly spying in on this conversation, just like you did. Yes, he can't get upset. Hey, so, all right, I guess, hi. Noah, what are you doing? Look, I was just trying to get in touch with you because I just wanted to know what happened.

And, like, I'm really sorry to do this. But I do have to kind of come clean on the whole situation. What? What? What? Well, all of those things that she described did happen. But, like, I didn't have a second date with her. I asked her out for a second date and she turned me down.

Why would you ask her out again, bro? What? And why would you admit that? Wait, why did she say? That's not right now. Was this your first thing ever? So the only reason your colleague Chloe is because the girl you were actually interested in rejected you? Yes, Brooke.

No, honestly, I would have been okay with either one of them, actually. Oh, why? Well, I can make a girl feel special, no. You don't have the other girls on the line, too, listening to this. I've heard that in a rom-com movie once, though. I think it worked. Chloe, are you there? Yeah, I'm here.

Oh, my God. We were doubting that you were reading his date right. Oh, God. You were. See, I know what I'm talking about. Dude, so be honest, if the other girl would have said yes to a date, would you even be on the phone with us right now, hunting her down? Maybe. I don't know.

It's hard to speak hypothetically like that. You told us the entire time you were hanging out with the other girl, Chloe, was the only person on your mind. That's what you told us. And her. Yeah. Yeah. I told you that text was disingenuous. Oh.

No, no, it wasn't disingenuous because she had ditched me by that point. Like, that's why. Wow. Wow. Okay. So he really, really was lonely. But Chloe, as a positive to you, he hasn't brought up you stalking him once as a red flag. Yeah.

I actually, to tell you the truth, I thought that was kind of hot. Nobody's done that to me before. Oh. That's so crazy. Why would you want somebody following you, you weirdo? She's arguing against yourself. Yeah, she's like, look, I'm weird. What are you doing?

Don't like me when I'm like that. You don't like me when I'm normal. I can't tell if you guys would actually be a really good match or a total nightmare together. They'd be a good match. If none of this would have happened and you guys are just going off your personalities. I agree. We would make a great match because I'm not with that girl anymore. She rejected.

Okay. You got to leave it in the past. It's done. Stop bringing it up. Nobody wants me. Why don't you want to go out? I don't know how else I can make it clear that I'm not dating anybody else. You know, we got it.

You don't have to. We can tell. All you have to do is focus on Chloe. going forward if she's even willing to give you a chance here. Come on, Chloe. And I'm going to go ahead and ask her whether it's a good idea or not, because Chloe, we would like to offer to send you out with Noah one more time, and we would pay for that date if you're willing.

To be honest, I really did like him, but I'm nobody's second choice. Now you're not. You're not my second choice. You're my only choice. That was all those sweet. I think it sounded more romantic in your head. Yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning

I don't think any man in the history of this segment has ever made himself look less attractive to an entire gender than what we just witnessed there. We tried to take his shovel away, but he kept on digging the hole deeper and deeper for himself. Like literally could have called this back and go, hey, I just wanted to clarify that I was rejected.

Yeah. I'm single. I'm single. I know this is a hard concept for a lot of men to grab. But sometimes the best thing you could say is nothing. Yeah. Just shut up. Take the phrase, you're my only option out of your dating lexicon.

Because it turns out nobody finds that romantic. No, no. And that actually doesn't matter about gender. Yeah, that applies to all. Just don't say it. Yeah. Well, except for one person. Well, us.

Yeah. Oh, we're the only option? If we're your only option to help with your dating life, we are flattered. Yes, call us. Call us. Email us. Email the show. And we will call that person.

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I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing, a bit for the podcast, where people could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad. Hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that, guys. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

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For some people, receiving a wedding invite in the mail is an instant adrenaline rush of pure excitement. Oh, yeah. For others, it's more like a jury duty summons. And I had to go to one. one last year. Now they're calling me another one again. And why do they

always do it on a three day weekend? At a barn, three hours away from society. You gave these people my address. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Look, if you're someone who enjoys weddings, there's a new service that's making news right now that'll actually help you

get an invite, even if you're a total stranger. Wait. Oh, like people that want to go to wedding. I will say I'm in a phase in my life where most of my friends are either married or divorce and haven't moved to their second wedding yet. So there's a void in your life where this might work out for you. It's a service called Not a Wedding Crasher.

Oh, wait. Is this like when you say you're not crazy? Yeah. Is it the same type of thing? It's like if you named a dating service, not a stalker. Yeah. I trust it. Put your GPS right here.

But basically it's a platform that connects couples who have extra wedding seats with random strangers online and allows them to attend your wedding. This is risky. I don't think people want me at their wedding. I am a great wedding guest. You are, yes. I am the first on a dance floor. Okay, you are.

All right, I don't get too drunk. And I compliment everybody. Okay. See, there's all the things that I would not want at my wedding. You might be wondering, why would anybody want to do this? I mean, for the couples, the benefits are, it gives them a way to fill any last-minute cancellations that they had or any untaken seats. So, like, sometimes you have to meet, like, venue minimums. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I never do that. Or you don't want to like half full table. Yes. Like that looks weird. That's actually true. I mean, it's always awkward even just at like a charity event when you're just like sitting there. They put me over here.

Also, it helps the couple's offset wedding costs because the online guests have to buy their seats to get into the wedding. Oh my gosh. So do they have like a stranger's table? Do they integrate them with everybody else? My husband and I would definitely do a date night. I could totally see me. Drunken Michael.

Dude, isn't it fascinated to watch other people's family dynamics? Especially if you get petty and you're like, our wedding was so much better. Oh, of course. We'll take that. Compare. Yeah. And so for the guests, you know, it gives them a chance to attend a real wedding and celebrate love. Plus, you get to, like, access to the good food and the drinks and the dancing.

Yes. And it's always such a good vibe. And when you go with a date or with your husband, you're like, oh, this is why we got married. Yeah. That's awesome. I'm for this, Jeff. Yeah. It actually makes sense.

Or you can be like, gosh, you didn't say that in your vows. You're not nearly as romantic. Or if you have an upcoming wedding, you can go to one of these and get ideas if you want some inspiration for what to do. So there's a lot of benefits. I will say there is a verification process if you're interested in being a guest. Oh, that's good. Do you have to have like prior criminal records? You have like a background check.

Well, they don't do a background check. That's probably be helpful. You do need to provide your ID and a. biometric scan in order to be verified. Viral metrics scan. Yeah, like a photo of your eye or fingerprint scan to verify you are who you say you are. Do they need my like pee too? Yeah.

That's so if you commit the crime at the wedding. Yeah. I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you sent in some urine and some blood. No, what the heck? That's not my wedding gift, by the way. Yeah, wrap it up and put it on the table next to the cards. Oh, my God. So that information once you put it all in is sent to the couple and their wedding planner.

And then they can go through it and approve anybody that they want to attend their wedding. So you get to, like, pick your wedding people? You do. I mean, you don't want uggos at your wedding. Yeah, you want the pictures to be good. Yeah, and, I mean, if I was going to do this, I would also require them to make up a story about how they know me. You know, because so smart. You don't want to look like a lame bride and groom who have to hire people to go to your wedding.

So they definitely need, like, some exotic tails. Because everyone's like, hey, how do you know the couple? Yeah. You'd be like, oh. Well, we met backpackers. You don't want to say, I bought a ticket to be here online. I'm just here for the crab cakes. Well, I saved Brooks foot from an alligator.

And that's how we met. Definitely want to do a story. And if you're wondering about price and how much it costs, the couple actually gets to set the price per seat based on what is the cost per meal, how valuable do you think the experience would be to attend it? It's going to be so inflated. Everybody thinks their wedding is the best experience ever. And they go spend way too much on it.

I don't know exactly how it works, but I'm assuming it's just like buying tickets on ticket master to a concert or a sporting event with higher prices if you want to see up close to the altar. I bet there's demand pricing for sure. I want an unobstructive view and aisle seat and definitely a kid-free table. Yeah. Hey, I bought a ticket where I'm the second to cut the cake. Yeah. Let's get in line. Maybe they do offer some like VIP backstage pass access to the bride.

Or way even better bonus, you get to give a speech. Yeah, the random speeches are great. Just do higher and higher price packages for more benefits. I love it. I want to go now. We're all sold. It might seem like a strange experience to other people. The service launched only a month ago, and they already have more than 300 potential guests that are currently signed up with 10 available weddings.

Only 10 weddings for 300 guests? Well, that's just the pool to choose from. So it is hard to get picked. Dang. If you get picked, you're popular. You feel good. People are definitely into it, though. So if you want to attend some random wedding this upcoming summer, it's called Not a Wedding Crasher.

Is it not like K-N-O-T? No. That would have been way smarter. It's N-O-T. So there you go. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We have a brand new player today. A woman originally from Ireland named Jen.

Genevieve, who made the mistake of falling in love with an American man. Oh, what a dummy. Spin all downhill from there. Now she lives here and says in America, everything is big. The roads, the stores, the items in the store. But Genevieve, what's the best big ting in America? What do you think? Probably the mountains.

Oh, the mountains. Yeah. Yeah. How low has your IQ gotten since moving to America? I guess we'll find out. You're right. All right. We're going to put your Irish education to the test as Brooke leaves the studio.

Oh, God, no. She said don't put Ireland on it. I think you're going to do better than you think, Genevieve. You've got 30 seconds on the clock to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. Good luck.

Your time starts now. On this day in 1980, what Washington State volcano erupted? Matt, St. Helen. Which foot did Neil Armstrong set on the moon first? Right. From C to C is the official motto of what North American country? North America. In which decade did Amazon first make its first sale?

The 2000. British actor Rowan Atkinson is famous for playing the same character in TV and movies for decades. Who is it? Mr. B. Yeah, I'm so happy you know that. You know Genevieve was all over that one. We all kind of looked at each other. That was like built just for you.

Now Brooke's going to come back into the studio. And if you're just joining us, we're on the phone with Genevieve, who originally hails from Ireland. And we would love Genevieve to do a phone tap character with an Irish accent. Could you give us a few pointers on how, like, how do you pull that off? Yeah, it's hard. Well, just don't pretend to be a leprechaun, please. Oh, yeah. That's super annoying.

The American tries to do an Irish accent just pretend to be a leprechaun, and it just sounds like the lucky charms. Yeah. I'm sorry. You're over-exaggerated, right? You hate the cereal then, right? No one in Ireland deep and east lucky terms. Yeah.

It's an American thing, huh? Can you do an American accent for us instead? A great idea, Brooke. Oh, my God, you guys. This is so great right now that I'm on Bruce T's show. That's actually really good. Wow. That was great, Genevieve. Well, I also have a preteen daughter with an American accent.

Oh, that helps. Okay, that does. Now it is Brooke's term. Brooke, are you ready? I'm ready. Your time starts now. On this day, in 1980, what Washington State volcano erupted? Now, St. Helens.

Which foot did Neil Armstrong set on the moon first? Right. From sea to sea is the official motto of what North American country? North America or United States? In which decade did Amazon make its very first sale? Ooh, 90s. British actor Rowan Atkinson is famous for playing the same character in TV and movies for decades. Who is it?

Pass. I'm annoyed. Genevieve will judge you for this when we get to the end, but first we got to go to the scoreboard to see how you both did with our own Jose. Shout out to the University of Phoenix. Thanks for my degree. Bolognaz. Genevieve, you got two correct today. Woohoo! Yeah.

Well done. That was an American woo-hoo. You guys heard it. And Brooke also too! I do appreciate that woo-hoo is an international language. Yeah. Now, I'm sorry, Genevieve, but in America, ties go to the house. Yeah.

So you actually... I know. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. But when you say hi to my kids, Leanne Lowen, they listen every day. Hi, Leon Lowen. Hello to your children, and let's go over the answers for everybody on this day in 1918. Mount St. Helens famously erupted, triggering a 5.1 magnitude earthquake at the same time. Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon using his left foot first.

From C to C is the official motto of Canada, actually. Amazon made its very first sale in the 1990s, 1995. It was an e-book that got purchased. And British actor Rowan Atkinson. He is famous for playing for decades the character, Mr. Bean. Oh, Mr. Bean. Yeah. It's like you know it, but you don't know it.

I also would have accepted Johnny English. Oh, wow, deep cut. He didn't play Johnny English for decades. There was two movies. They took place in different decades, Genevieve. Don't try to Johnny English. That's right. Take him down.

Genevieve. He was Johnny English in the opening ceremony as the Olympics. That counts his team. Yeah, that's actually true. We will Amerisplain British actors to you, Genev, if you're over here. So there you go. Anyway, yeah. So it was not quite enough to be Brooke today.

But just for playing, Genevieve, you want a four pack of tickets to see Hot Wheels, Monster trucks live. Glowing fire. Yeah. Now that's the America we love. Yes. Get ready for more heat and action as Hot Wheels brings the ultimate monster truck show to fans at Angel of the Winds Arena, May 30th through 31st. Rock on.

Yeah. Wow. That's cool. Yeah. All right. Now, Genevieve, do we Irish goodbye this or how does that work? Well, in Ireland, you just call it a goodbye. You just leave.

You just go. All right. We'll just hang up on her. All right. We're not going to say anything else except come back and play again soon, Genevieve, because we're going to do Winbrook's box. Same time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Well, we didn't invent it. We just contributed to it. We're the first people to do podcasts. We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions. Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it. You know, tired and sick, tired and sick. Listen to Hey Jonas on the IHeart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

Just listen. We don't care where you hear it. Another podcast from some SNL, late-night comedy guy, not quite. Unhumor me with Robert Smygel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer, Streeter Seidel, help an a cappella band with their between songs banter.

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