Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Voice Note Ick Date, Alexis Personal Love Island + Jeff’s New Beef (7/8/26)

Episode Date: July 12, 2026

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Okay, I know that we're not talking about Taylor Swift in the wedding today. Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And we have a brand new full hour for you coming up. But can I just say that I also read that she sang part of her vows? Oh, she did. I did not see that part. Yes, that was another report. Did Travis Kelsey rap his?

God. You got an amazing. Right, babe, give me a beat. She's beatboxing. Yeah, I would love that. But more than I love you. I'm just shocked more and more. All of it.

All of it. All of it. All of it. All right. Are we falling out of us? love with Taylor right now? No, I like her. I just... We're in a middle space. I just don't know that she has a greatest style choices as

we thought she did. Watch out. I'm not going to say anything because I don't want Swifties to come after me. We still love Taylor. Don't come after us. It's also one of those I never would ever unless you're a billionaire and then maybe you would. Yeah. We just can't relate. And then maybe you would. Can't relate. Okay, we do have brand new stuff coming up today. I don't know what.

What's on your mind? Oh, that's today. Oh, yeah. That's right. today. I won't be talking about Taylor Swift. I promise. No, no you won't. But I do want to read this comment from Metansari who said, I love this show so dang much. But recently it's been hard to listen to. I'm coming out of a three-year relationship with my first love and best friend. I introduced her to the show and she didn't like it as much as me and maybe that was the sign, L.O.L. Oh, bud. You'll get through it. I promise. Nothing lasts forever, not even breakups. We still love you. Yeah, we do. We do. And less from that, if your partner doesn't like us,

dump them now. Yeah, that's true. Turn to your partner right now and ask them if they're in the real. Yeah. Break up right away. We just ended two 10-year marriages. All right. Your full show starts right now.

We do it every four to six weeks. Uh-oh. And it's time for our mother of the month. Oh, I don't know what we've ever done this. Yeah, what? Okay. We do it every four to six weeks, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And I'm sorry you once again did not win for the 40th month in a row.

So please stop email. mailing me about it. Okay. Just once would be nice to be nominated. You got to earn it, Brooke. But this month, we're shouting out an Australian mom named Joni Felta. Oh. Who, in my opinion, is getting unfairly roasted online just for celebrating a huge milestone in

her son's life. What? May seem a little unconventional, but I do appreciate the effort because she recently posted a picture to Instagram. I'm going to pass it around to my co-host right now. But basically, she throws an extravagant party for her little baby boy's first tooth. Oh. Like lost or found.

No, the baby didn't lose the tooth. This is a party for his first tooth coming in. Okay. I'm just going to say, I thought you were going to pass me a picture of a kid with like a little cake in front of it. This is a full on hired professional planners. Yeah. There's bouquets. There's floral arrangements.

There's like a cart. A cute cart next to a pool? Yeah, you could tell she loves her son. You could tell she doesn't work and has multiple nannies. Yeah, she has time for this. Yeah, it's really inspiring. I agree with you. And I'm only showing the pre-party photos.

She had close to 80 people there. Who says yes to that invitation? Look at the house. People that love children. You know, things like that. But like I said, even in the room, it seems to be getting a lot of backlash. One person said Instagram moms have officially gone to. far disagree.

Another wrote, how will young Jacob feel when he learns mommy spent 10 grand on his tooth party instead of on his college fund? Yeah. He's going to have a college. Yeah.

He doesn't need to worry about that. He's probably going to be a broie bro. And like at what point do you count it as a full tooth? You have to wait for it to come in because then the other ones are starting to. Yeah, he should have party for every tooth that comes in. That is a good point. And look, some moms just love their children more.

So it's only natural to feel these feelings of bitterness and inferiority. Oh, got it. Even jealousy. But Joni's $10,000 first tooth party. I knew it was that much. It makes her our mother of the month. Let's get more moms like Joni out there. Yeah.

As we move on to the shot calling question of the day and send it over to our mother lover of the month, we call him Digital Jake. Stay away from my mom, Jake. Okay. Well, on this day, back in 19. In 1771, Coca-Cola looked at a world torn apart by the Vietnam War, political strife, and cultural divides, and they boldly said, what if everybody just drank some carbonated corn syrup and got along better? Yeah. What followed was the famous commercial called, I'd like to buy the world a Coke.

Now, even though Brooke is the only person here who was alive to actually remember it. I was not alive. You were very much alive. You had your first tooth, too. That phrase, I'd like to buy the World of Coke, became an iconic slogan for the soda brand and lived on through the decades. But that's why today, in honor of famous slogans

that tell Americans what to buy and how to feel, we're doing a special capitalist catchphrase edition of Plenty of 20. I love the alliteration. Here's how it works. You say a number one, two, three, all the way to 20. I'll give you a memorable slogan for an all-American product. You just have to name it to stay in the game.

We'll start with the woman who still frequently says the catchphrase, Mommy, wow, I'm a big kid now. That's Alexis. 10. Number 10 on my list. Every time she leaves the restroom. Alexis, in 1997, one struggling tech company launched the slogan, Think Different. Kicking off one of the biggest corporate comebacks in history, what company was it?

Was it IBM? Apple. Intel or the facts check They promised the future of yesterday Then got wiped out by email Oh wow That's great Yeah

I thought it was Apple but I didn't know Apple was in 1997 I didn't know it's been around that long Okay Do you think Apple's new? How old do you think Apple is? Yeah that's a good question That wasn't the question Okay

So I'm not going to answer that She's right But I am going to say Apple She's going to say Apple She's right The campaign debuted Just months after Steve Jobs returned to Apple and helped redefine the company's image.

All right. Lexus got hers right. Brooke, we're over to you. 10 is off the board. 17. Introduced in 1979, which cereal used the slogan,

kid tested, mother approved for decades. Is it cinnamon toast crunch, kicks, tricks, or sugar gravel, sugar-coated aquarium rocks in a cereal box. Well,

I'd eat that. Oh, my kids would go to town on sugar gravel. They would love it. It is definitely kicks Kint tested, mother approved Brooke says kicks And she gets the point there Does that exist anymore?

Yeah, it still does I have not, I want a bull Kicks right now I can't even picture what Kicks looks like They're like little balls I'm gonna tell you Jose I don't know if you've bought cereal lately But every box is like $7

Oh my gosh It is a wild expense Economy must be thriving Yeah Text in of your Kicks We're two for two so far on slogans Jose we're over to you 10 and 17 are off the board

Three. Oh, go, we're three. Sweet. Jose, in the late 1990s, which candy brand adopted the slogan, Obey Your Mouth in a campaign aimed at teenagers. Was it Skittles, Starbursts, Airheads, or a shortly lived product called Dentist Choice Chews, marketed as a healthier candy product.

Their mascot was a root canal with sunglasses. That's cute. So cool. I bet it's skateboarded, too. Obey. your mouth is that Skittles, Starburst, Airheads, or dentist's choice choose. Airheads is weird with their marketing. Their commercials, their slogans are just like, unexplainably you.

I don't know, that's probably a real slogan ever. I apologize. I like it. Write it down. It might be sugar gravel for that. But I think, I think this is a Starburst. It's got a Starburst feel to it. You're going to lock in Starburst?

I'm going to lock in Starburst. He locks in Starburst. Unexplainably you, Jose. missing that at the last second. It was airheads. Oh, it was because they are. They kind of leaned into the candy's goofy personality. Obey your mouth was the slogan for years.

I love that chewable plastic. It is good. Jeffrey, we're over to you. 310 and 17 have been taken. Number two. In 1993, which restaurant chain launched the slogan, no rules just right? Was it chilies,

Applebee's, Outback Steakhouse, or Steve's beef hut. You're waiting beef and get a free tote bag that says, I beefed at Steve's. I don't know what happened at Steve's Beef Hut, but I could tell you what happened in the alley behind Steve's. Please don't.

You never went inside. No, you didn't need to. Plenty of beef outside. Still got beef, yeah. But no rules just right. See, it's actually an ironic slogan because where originated it was no rules just left. But in America, it's reversed. because the outback.

I see, it's a down under. It's a down under. It's the opposite way. The true Australian dining and cuisine. It's Outback Steakhouse. Jeffrey says Outback through some math. And he's right. Australian math.

Their slogan, no rules just right. Help sell the restaurants laid back Australian-inspired identity despite having almost nothing to do with Australia. After all that, I'm sorry, Jose has lost today's plenty of 20. And Jose, since you didn't get it right, You're going to be getting shocked while singing Another One Bites the Dust by Queen. Okay.

Kind of appropriate. Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust. And another one gone and another one gone. Another one bites the dust. That should be the new air heights slogan right there. That was your shock collar question of the day. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

I was going through my junk drawer the other day and I found something super random. Oh. My lucky sock. What? It was in the junk drawer. I know all my best life moments have come while I was wearing that specific sock. My first high school kiss. My first high school kiss with an actual person.

Oh, that's cute. And that time I successfully parallel parked in that no parking zone. All thanks to that lucky sock. You proved that sign, Rob. Sure did. So today, for old times' sake, and for a little extra luck in our next segment, I am wearing that same sock. That's what I smell.

I'm kind of grossed out. I know what you're thinking. Don't worry. I don't wear it over my feet. So socks are on for a brand new, extra lucky edition of what's on your mind. That's coming up right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

My grandpa always said, as one door closes, another opens. I mean, nice guy. Terrible cabinet maker. Just going to put that out there. Point. You need to level those things. Exactly.

Today, we're just trying to open a door into your brain as we go around the room asking what's on your mind. Starting with Brooke. Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, I had a great Fourth of July. But one thing that really stood out to me is how different the firework world is. What do you mean? Like, we bought the safe and sane ones this year, which was fun, whatever. But when I was a child.

Oh, yeah. Like, we were making sparkler bombs. Did you guys ever make those? Yeah. Where you take the metal sparklers that they don't even sell anymore. You can't even get those. You get the wood crappy ones now. I got the ones this year?

You did? Yeah. And you'd put them all together as many as you can. And then you'd wrap them as tight as you could with electrical tape. And you'd leave one up. And then you'd like that thing. I mean, there would be shrapnel. Uh-huh.

But it was the loudest sound. Yeah. Yeah. And those things burned. Yeah. A lot. Where my kids are with these little wooden sticks, you know. They're kind of sputtering out there.

It's wimpy. It's a little wimpy. It's a little wimpy. But finally, a piece of the fire fell and hit my son's hand. So he was injured a tiny bit. Okay. Oh, good. Which kind of brought me back to my childhood.

That's what it's all about. I went to go buy fireworks. I'm like, what shoots the most? Yeah. We're legally not allowed to sell you anything that shoots. Yeah. There's a lot of wildfires out there. I don't necessarily, I don't necessarily promote it at all.

I just miss it. Does that make sense? Yeah. Uh-huh. Bring shooting fireworks back. Yeah. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well, I was with my family for the 4th of July,

and we went to a big community fireworks show that we do every year. They have food trucks and they have music and stuff. It's so fun. So my nephew and I, who's 14 now, we leave the group and we go walk around and get some food. And at some point, not to shock my co-host, I have to use the bathroom. Oh.

I know. I know. Get out of here. So I had like a big bag of kettle corn and lemonade. You know, we're buying stuff. So I asked him to hold all my stuff for me while I go use the restroom. I come out of the restroom like two minutes later. And there are two girls talking to Mateo, giggling and smiling.

Yes. Get it. Yeah. And I'm like proud uncle moment. Because they're like, look at that kid with kettle corn money. And lemonade. So anyways, I stand back. I'm like observing because I don't want to ruin it.

Yeah, right. So as I watch him, he looks up and he sees me. Yeah. And he says something to these girls. And then they walk away. and he walks up to me and I'm like, bro, what you, what was that? Yeah, what happened? And he's like, yeah, those girls just came up to me and asked if they could have some of my popcorn.

Oh. Oh. And I'm like, I'm assuming that's how they're flirting with you, buddy. And he's like, oh, well, I just told him like, no, this is my uncles. Oh, yeah. And then I said, and I'm not even joking, you're going to think I'm kidding, he really said this, he goes, well, this interaction has been more awkward than anything. than anything. I'm gonna go now.

And that is why they walked away. He just curf these girls. He just said, nah, get away, my uncle's back. Obviously, he's 14. He doesn't understand that he's getting hit on most likely by these girls. Or he's playing like the most ultimate Riz ever in using like kind of backward psychology. I mean, that is what works when he's an adult. You gotta be mean to it.

I don't think they came around again. I think he's hooking up with both of them later. Yeah, this sounds like a Jeff Lime. Completely oblivious. Didn't get it. So it looks like my nephew needs some love tips from his single uncle with no kids. Yeah, that's good. I'm going to help him. There we go.

You're the right person for the job. I'm perfect for this. Okay. Jose. Oh, you want girls that run away faster? Let me help. Well, Jose, that story was more awkward than anything. So let's go to Alexis.

Alexis, what's been on your mind? I'll try to make it better. Okay. You guys know the TV show Love Island. Yes. Of course. But the listeners that don't, like, reality summer dating show, they're all in a big house, you know, somewhere nice. Super popular.

We know how it works, Alexis. You don't need to watch it. You do. You do. Yeah, you know it. I have developed a new respect for the people on that TV show. Respect. Yes.

Because I spent five days in like this really nice, like, villa huge house in Spain, okay? With a bunch of people, it gets weird after a few days, okay? How? Yes. Like, at one point we were talking about if, like, the clothes you don't wear, you feel sad for them. Like, we're having weird conversation. We've perverted to, like, kid things. Like, we're playing hide and go seek around the house for outward.

Because you're born. Yeah. That's what we're doing. And you're just eating and drink you all the day. We're just bloated all the time. You're in a bikini 24-7 bloated. I can't imagine being on a camera during a vacation. They're never bloated on there.

That's a good point. No, we're making TikToks. And, you know, I just think if people saw camera footage of me those last five days, I would also be a joke online. Yeah. You know? All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind? Well, you may remember last year I had beef with a certain Julia Louise Dreyfus.

Oh, yeah. Her show and our show were competing in the podcast rankings. plus we had this whole will they won't they dynamic going on it's whatever i let that beef go and i've moved on to a new beef with apple the giant corporation just the door specifically the so-called geniuses at the genius bar because this has come up i got a brand new mac computer my last one died and i just want to know how is it possible my computer from 14 years ago works better than the new one i just bought a month ago really i thought it was going to be okay Is it user air?

Thank you, Alexis. Okay. Can I explain what the issue is that I'm having? What I'm dealing with is extreme lag, where if I type more than six words, the rainbow wheel of death shows up. And it stops everything from happening. Like the full sentence, if you wanted to say that.

If I type anything, it's like, whoa, hold your horses, Mr. Lightning Fingers. You want to open two websites at one time? Let's take a beat. That's probably because there's... We don't have that technology, but... I know. And I already get complaints here. And I'm too slow at my job.

You are slow. Yeah, you are. Oh, I like your face. So this doesn't help. And remember, it's brand new. It's a month old. So I take it into the Apple store and I show the genius. Go back to them.

And you know what he says to me? I'm not kidding. He goes, oh, we can't help with lag. Oh. We only do viruses. I bought this from you. It's not working properly. I couldn't believe them.

I thought it was a joke, but they're serious. They're like, we only do viruses. See, that's a little. why you need to do what the rest of America does and get a PC from Costco. That's my jam. The only way that they're going to help me is if I go onto a bunch of inappropriate websites and get

a ton of viruses on this computer. So everybody wish me luck. I bet you can do it. Yeah, you got it. If you have any suggestions for sites to visit, you send those my way. I feel like once you type into the search bar, you're also going to get the wheel. Just open. You're going to be able to look at that stuff. Every attachment that's emailed to you.

We'll do. That's what's been on our minds. Text in 78592. You can tell us what's been on yours. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Texts are coming in at 78592 from listeners telling us what's been on their minds because we just told you what was on ours. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And this one says, listen, Brooke.

I love second date update. I listen to all the stories. What I find amazing is your female coworker has the most beautiful laugh ever. Alexis? Is there a way for me to contact her? Give her my number. I don't know. Is it you? Is it Alexis or is they talking about Jeff?

He can be a little feminine sometimes. With the laughs, you don't know who's who. Let's both laugh and see which one they're talking about. I can't laugh on demand. Okay. Oh, Jeff, that was... Jeff wins. They're definitely talking about you.

Another text says, me and my wife just got done listening to your second date update and just wanted to say that my old lady and I are 22 years apart. Hey. Don't call her old lady probably then. Same age difference as Brooke and Alexis. is super cool. I had somebody stop me the other day and say, why is your show so nepo?

How come Brooke has her daughter working on the show with her? Okay, listen, I would have to have been a very teenage mom in order to have Alexis. Oh, not just a teenage, a very teenage. Another text says, hey guys, I'm a huge fan of you. I also got a new radio segment idea, drive-through confessions, where listeners tell their funny drive-through stories. I heard that. Yeah, and by the way, we only do segments that have been on the radio for 50 years before by other shows.

I kind of like the idea of drive-by confessions where people just yell out the car window and we hold a mic and see what we can get. We're going to stick to our traditional programming, though, the same thing we've done for years right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We live in the age of digital footprints. Every click, every text, every 2 a.m., hey, you. you up DM. It's all being tracked and stored in the cloud forever. Oh, it makes me feel so good, Jeff. So while you think you're being slick, deleting messages and switching to incognito mode, even renaming your sidepiece in your phone as Steve from work,

the thing about technology is it knows. Oh, it always knows. It remembers everything waiting for its moment to call you out on your lives. You're not dating Steve too, are you? Wait a minute. And the thing is, if technology doesn't blow up your spot, you can get caught in a million other ways. Yeah. In fact, you're about to hear from a few of our listeners how they caught their

stupid exes thinking that they were too smart. Yeah. That's coming up in a brand new busted right after this. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Sneaky husbands. Two timing wives. Boyfriends. And even worse, girlfriends.

They thought they could get away with it. But now they're about to get busted. Shakespeare famously said, Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. Wow, deep, Jeff. I mean, that's fine, but here we're more worried about what your other body parts are doing. That's right. And who they're doing it, too.

And that's why we created this segment, Busted, where listeners can come on the show and tell us the strange ways they caught Their exes going full Romeo on somebody else's yonder balcony. And we've got a few listeners ready to share their Shakespearean tragedies, starting with Courtney. Tell us how you busted your significant other. My boyfriend begged me to join his family phone plane because he said we saved so much money. His family phone plan?

I used to work at T-Mobile. It is. You out of line. It's going to save you a lot of money. Don't do it. Suddenly you're over a decade into marriage and you still got your sister-in-law on your phone plan. That's another problem. But at least he's trying to be frugal, I guess.

Yeah, so like a few weeks later, I called customer service because my phone wasn't working correctly. The rep asked, which line are you? Then she started listing off names. Ashley, Brianna, Jessica, Madison. Whoa. Does he have a lot of sisters? Yeah, those are all family members. Turns out I joined all his girlfriends for a bundled discount that he wanted.

Wow. Wow. So he wasn't... He wasn't cheating just to cheat. He was cheating to get a good deal. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God.

How did that end? Wow. Well, we did a group chat just to end all things with him. Yeah. That's good. I hope you guys all got your own phone plan together now. Just kicked him off. Okay.

She's off the family plan. So that was all the nights that she had. Sorry. Okay, let's keep going to Henry. Tell us how you busted your significant other. Oh, my. My ex always said that she hated Disney. She wouldn't watch the movies.

She wouldn't go to the parks for vacation. She hated it. It's not for everyone. But hating it is like wild. There's some bad people out there. Evil does exist. Just watch a Disney movie. Yeah, like a Disney villain.

Okay. So Cruella DeVille. Yeah. All right. Yeah, so Cuella DeVille, she hates Disney, right? So I'm shocked. And one day I'm looking through something. I'm looking for something in our apartment.

and I find a storage bin filled with all of her Disney merch. Oh. What? Miss Mouse ears. Resort hotel cards. What? All kinds of Disney stuff. And she collects it, which means she loves Disney.

You're collecting the hotel car. It was a burn box that she never got around to burning. Giant Disney burn box. What is going on with that? I'm thinking maybe she used to be married. She's got shirts that say just married. Oh. She got shirts that say, that's my wife, you know?

And she's like hidden it away out of like... Like a young marriage and she just wanted to forget about it or something. Uh-huh. A doomed Disney wedding. Yeah, locked away in a box forever. All right, but then I find a photo album. It has the current year on it. And it's all pictures with her and some guy dressed up like Gaston.

Oh, weird. The hottest of all the Disney villains? The hottest of all the Disneyville. Oh, God. Maybe she's a guest on stalker. I bet he has those at Disneyland. He does, actually. I've seen clips.

Or was it something else? Yeah, Karen got, she's been dating this guy for the last two years. And that's their thing, Disney. Okay. Their thing is Disney? Oh, geez. You got to start Universal then. Sounds like their thing was marriage, but you take from it what you will.

Their thing could be Disney. No, it would be Harry Potter, bro. That's still Disney. Oh, you're right. Okay, no matter. Harry Potter. Okay. Well, we have time for one more.

Let's go to Denise. So, Denise, tell us. how you busted your significant other? So, my boyfriend disappeared for three days without a word. Oh, my gosh. Shirt's a rescue party. Nope, definitely doing something wrong. I'd be so scared.

I'd be worried. Some men call that giving you space. Yeah. I mean, like, you better be dead. Yeah. That is the only excuse. Oh, my God. What was going on with that?

Well, like, one of you said, I was pretty worried because he totally ghosted me. Yeah. He finally called, and he said that he had a quote-unquote emergency surgery. Oh. I mean, it sounds bad except you put quote-unquote in. Yeah, what's the catch? Well, he couldn't tell me any details about the surgery or what happened. Yeah, that's hypocrite oath.

Against yourself. Yeah, you can't disclose medical stuff. That doesn't work. Yeah. Okay. But what's even better, get this. once he finally shows up in my place, he has band-aids all over his body.

Is that how they do it? Prove that he had surgery. That's how the surgeons stitch you up. They do stitches, they just look like band-aids. They also kiss it and make it better. Oh, that's nice. Okay. Well, someone did kiss it and make it better

because when I ripped off a band-aid on his neck, there was a hickie. Oh, God. Hickees all over. Medical malpractice, it sounds like. She's bruising from the surgery. Right. And as if that is not the most ridiculous moment,

he still was trying to go with a lie at this point. He said it was post-surgery blood clotting. Oh, yeah. That's a good excuse. The Band-Aid stopped the blood. I can't believe you left him in his time of medical need. I know. I'm a cold, hard.

Your favorite one so far, so good work there. Text in 78592. If you have a funny story about how you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the next edition of Busted. We got your phone tab coming up right after this. Well, this is a new one for us. Ooh, I like that. Because we call a woman who works as a marketing rep for all sorts of companies that set up public displays.

And apparently, she's been really stressed about a soft drink campaign. And the beverage people wanted at all the grocery stores with a certain design at the end of the aisle. I know what you're talking about now. It's not public displays of affection. No, no, it's like, here's an Eiffel Tower of six-packs. Yeah, yeah. So she's in charge of this, and if anything goes wrong, she's going to be held responsible. That's why maybe we'll throw, like, a tiny little wrench into it.

Just a really small one, like one of those, like, IKEA-sized wrench. It makes sense. I mean, it's not memorable if you go smoothly. Yeah. So we're going to do it in your phone tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello, this is Hannah. Hi.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Is this the Pffitry? Soft drink marketing rep? Yes, yes. I'm one of them. Who's this? Hi. I'm doing the displays in the grocery stores. My name's Bob. Bob Frapples. Okay. Hi, Bob. How can I help you? I'm really sorry to bother you.

I got transferred over after talking to a whole bunch of people. Bob, can you please speak up? You're really, really talking quietly right now. Oh, that was me speaking up. Okay. According to my chart that I'm holding, I'm supposed to be finishing a display on my 40th store. Yeah, okay, okay, that sounds about right.

How many have you done so far? Um, I'm, I'm still at the first store. What? You're joking? Um, no. You haven't finished one yet? In my defense, the design I got for this display is like a really challenging, um. Challenging.

Yeah. How? It's a triangle shape. Just stack them in a triangle. Yeah. I, I get that. Okay, then just do it. But which one?

like isosceles. Oh my God. Scaling. It's just a regular triangle, Bob. Okay, remember in kindergarten? The ones with the point at the top. The point is at the top, you said? What were you thinking?

You weren't thinking. Oh, my God. I was doing a triangle, but upside down. What? Yeah, it would have looked cool. Okay, you're three days behind. It's a client. out they could cancel the account. Do you understand how serious this is?

You sound mad? Oh my God. I'm a solution-driven person. Stop talking. Don't call me back until they're all finished. Go do it. Go make the triangles. Do you understand? Just the right triangle? Do you understand? It's a triangle. Do you understand? I think so. Go.

Okay. Yes, hello. Hi, it's Bob. for? Yeah. Remember the sodas? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, I remember you. Okay, well.

I told you not to call me until it's done. It's done. What? Tadda. Great. Move on. Get to the next door. You are very behind.

Right. That's why I need some, like, people. Extra people. Bob? Could you send big, strong people? Oh, my God. What are you talking about? Apparently, I'm at the wrong location.

What? These people don't know who I am. You're at the wrong store? Is that what you're telling me? You're at the wrong store right now. I guess I got my directions mixed up. How is that possible? Are you an idiot?

I was distracted. I was Googling triangle shape. Oh, my. I was trying to do my job. And you didn't notice that you're setting up soda cans in the wrong place. It didn't even cross. your mind. Nobody looked at you weirdly. Like, you didn't notice.

No. You're at the wrong store. No one looked at me funny because I was adding to the store, not like, stealing. I just don't know what to do with you right now. If you could just send like eight people down to help you lift up the triangle.

This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Well, okay? If you're thinking about the combined weight of the cans, I've already thought of that. And I think if I drink half of these It's going to help us in the transportation. I am not thinking about the weight of the cans. I am thinking about the fact that you are ruining this job.

Just leave. You know what? Leave. You're never going to work with this again. My coworker, Jen, is going to handle everything going forward. Go. Get out. She already did.

She set you up for this prank phone call, so she's pretty involved. What? Yeah. She's... What? Are you kidding? Is this a joke? Yeah, this is a joke.

Oh my God. This is Jose from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh, my God. Jen said you've been stressed out about this new soda campaign you guys were doing. Wanted to have some fun. Apparently in a meeting, you said no one can mess up a triangle or something, and she just took that and ran with it.

Oh, my God. I can't believe it. Thank God. This is a joke. Okay, now, if I could make a suggestion about maybe like a sideways triangle? Oh, my God, I can't handle it. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

One of our listeners thought he had the perfect conversation starter for our first date. Okay. And it's something supposed to be light and fun, create positive vibes. So why, after he brought it up, was his date in tears while his waitress was full on sobbing? What? Even the waitress was crying? He swears it was just a harmless topic that went sideways somehow. What the heck?

We're going to hear how it really went down in your brand new second date update right after this. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Occasionally we'll have return callers on this segment. And the last time our listener, Corey, was on one of these. Safe to say, things got a little ugly. Can we give him a fun nickname? Because right now I can't remember who he is.

Oh, hardcore. Oh, there we go. I like it. We'll come up with something for it, but we did find out that his date lied to him about her age. Some other misinformation came out, and it all led to this moment. You're not like a 10, you know? Oh, gosh. Oh, God.

Oh, man. Whatever. I mean, that doesn't make you look good. You went out on the date with me, so, look, I don't even want to argue about it. I think it's only fair that you Venmo me half the cost of the dinner. What? What? Corey, what are you doing, dude?

I know that she, like, fibbed on her age, but you liked her. I did like her until I found out she wasn't a truthful person. Oh, man. Corny, you ordered street tacos. I think the bill was like $8. Like, you can't be that cheap. Oh. We're just going to have him relive that terrible moment of his life just dead.

Exactly. So let's welcome back to the show. The guy who demanded $4 back from his $8 dinner, cost-efficient Corey. Hey, there's the nickname I wanted to. Yeah. Thank you. I'll come back, Corey. I want to know.

Did you get your money, Corey? Yeah, no, unfortunately, I did not. But I think you got the point. I don't like liars, and I'm not going to stand for it. Okay. All right. It's shocking you wanted to come back on our show after your experience here. Yeah.

I don't know if it's good news or bad news that you're back. And I guess we'll find out what's the name of the woman that you went out with. And how did you two meet? Yeah, her name's Ashley, and we met on Hinge. And she's really, really cute. Like, she looks like a not as dorky, version of Zoe de Chanel, if that makes sense? Oh.

I like the dorky partner. You think that she's dorky? She's like the hottest dorky ever there. That's what makes her a little bit like... That's her whole personality is being dorky. So if you take that away. Yeah. What did you guys do for a date?

Yeah, so we agreed to meet up for dinner. And so, okay, look, I've always thought that a good topic of conversation for our first date is like pets. Sure. Unless they don't have a pet. And then it's like, oh. No, it would still work. I'd be like, no, show me all.

the pictures of your dog. I want to hear all about it. Yeah. Or you talk about your childhood pet you had. Oh, yeah, my old dog whiskey. Or the goldfish you had to bury in the backyard. Oh, yeah. How'd you know? You buried them? Yeah, you had a whole service for ours. We flushed ours. Oh, wow.

No wonder you grew up the way you did. It's water to water. No. No. Put it back in the earth. Say a prayer. Okay, you're right. Sorry. Wow. Okay. But look at that. Just bringing up pets, brought up 30 seconds of interesting conversation, but what to do with them when you're done.

How heartless Jeff is. We learned that as well. So anyway, did yours go as well as ours did, Corey? No, no, not at all. This is the worst that it's ever gone. Oh, really? Whoa. What happened?

Why? Well, I thought about my dog, and I said, do you have a pet? And I got an answer, but it was not from my date. It was from the waitress. And she's like, I just had to put mine down the other day. Oh, dude, that brings the whole mood down. Oh, my God. Did you ask, did they bury him or flush them?

No. Hold on 6th a kick a clock. That's so sad. No, that sucks. That does put the brakes on it. Apparently, it was like a hamster with diabetes. Like, and apparently she had been feeding it M&M and M. And she just didn't know, I guess.

It's actually good information for everyone to hear. They don't make insulin for hamsters. I didn't even tested hamsters for that sort of stuff. I mean, what was your date's reaction to it all? Well, so the waitress was crying, and then my date was like tearing up. And it was just weird. Do you say that was weird? It was weird, yeah.

For a date? For a date, yes. I'm on my date, and all of a sudden, like, this person has hijacked it? Yeah. It's like, do you go in for the kiss right then? So how do you recover from that point? Like, where does it go from there? After dinner, we went on a walk around the neighborhood, and we talked more about the

hamster. Oh, God. We both felt bad, but we did kind of laugh about the situation. Okay, okay. So, I mean, it was a real point of connection. Even though you thought it may have ruined the date, it may have brought you guys closer together. What do you talk about next?

What followed? Probably what kind of diet you'd need to put the hamster on. The new M&Ms don't have as many chemical dyes in them, so the hamster probably would have been better off. That reminds me, I've got to check my new hamster's blood sugar. I'll be right back. Do you prick the little hamster's finger to check the blood? Too many questions.

I mean, do you ever get off the topic of the hamster? Yeah, yeah. The thing that finally got us off the topic of dead pets was we walked by an ice cream shop and we got the whiff of like a waffle cone. Oh, okay. You smell it right now. There we go.

And then I joked. I was like, oh, I had a waffle cone once, but I had to put him down. Down my throat. Did she laugh at that at that point? I think so. I think so. I laughed.

I don't know. I don't remember she laughed. It was like a rough joke. Yeah. You probably knew you were joking, but it wasn't. And the problem was you were finally past all that. And then you brought it back again. Okay.

So, how did the date end? Hot makeout, Sasha? I laugh because it doesn't sound like it. Actually, I walked to her car, and I did get a kiss. Okay. Okay. That's good. Okay, so you were feeling really positive by the end of the date.

Yeah, yeah. And we actually specifically talked about hanging out again, and she wanted me to hang out at her place the next week. Oh. Oh, she even put a time and date on it. Yeah, so I was just like, oh, yeah, that might be cool. I just need to check my schedule and let me get back to you. But after that night, she's not answering me.

Oh, no. So wait, no communication, like no text, no nothing? I think she may have even blocked me because my messages now aren't even read. They're just sent. Oh, no. Is that how you know you're blocked? I don't think it'll send if you're blocked. Yeah, it doesn't send.

I'm still checking on one from like 2022. I'm like, why hasn't it gone through? It's a lot to get blocked on text. I mean, I haven't been blocked on social media, but a text block Alexis. Man, it's playing hard to get for the last five years. Good for him. Okay. So you haven't even spoken to her at all. Let's find out

what's going on with Ashley when we come back and call her. We're not going to bring up any dead animals whatsoever. Or alive ones. No animals. If she blocked you, there is a big reason she is not. There could be. Let's find out when we come back and do your second date update right after this.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. What do you do if a waiter or Heyjacks your first date. Wow, that's literally what happened actually. I say that because our listener, Corey, had to hang out with a woman recently named Ashley and attempted to connect with her over the subject of pets. Yep.

Like, I have one. Do you have one? Does your family have one? Let's talk animals for a while. What could go wrong? Well, the waitress overheard it and chimed in saying, well, I had one and I just put it down. Oh, man. It's so sad.

Anytime you say the words Rainbow Bridge, it's never a good. Honestly, it's bad, but all I've been thinking about is we still haven't found out what the hamster's name was. Oh, God. You have a diabetic hamster. Tell him, Jeff. Well, we won't know because it was the waitress's hamster. Maybe we should get her on the phone instead. Well, we'll do that after. Apparently, she was feeding M&Ms to it and became diabetic. But yeah, hard to recover a date from that point. I mean, he thought he'd managed to, though, because they kissed at the end. Yeah, they got a kiss. They smelled some waffle cones together. A lot of positive things. cream too.

Huff them, ate them, whatever. It's all good. So, Brooke, I am curious your read on this, though, because aside from the diabetic hamster debacle, it sounds like overall a pretty good date. Yeah, but you said that you got blocked and, oof. Oh, yeah, you forgot that detail, yeah. He may have gotten blocked. What was the last thing you texted her?

I can't remember. Can you not? Or was it something lewd? Yeah. Wait a minute. I mean, I think it was just like, hey, are we still on? And then he sent a picture with it. Yeah.

Just kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah. I don't know. It sounds, it's just so dramatic to block somebody. Blocking is another level, you know. Or it could be coming from somewhere else in her life where she's like, I just need to block all people out. You know, it may not be specific to him.

Maybe she's like my mom where she accidentally blocks people and didn't realize to do it. That's a lot of steps. That's true. Maybe it is your mom under an alias. How deep are we going down this rabbit hole. These babies are getting wild. Yeah, it's getting crazy. So let's just call Ashley.

We'll see if she's really Brooke's mom or not. and we'll get to the bottom of why she's not calling you back. But here we go. No, that's not another one. Hey, is this Ashley? Yes. Hey, Ashley. Thank you for answering.

We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, Ashley, good morning. Hi. Hi. Continue. Sorry. I really like the way that she said hi.

It felt very positive. It's very different for what we normally get. You have good energy, Ashley. You do. And we really enjoy that because we're doing this segment called a second date update. I don't know if you're familiar. Wait, no, why?

Why are you calling me? We're calling you because one of our listeners says he went out on a very nice date with you the other night, a guy named Corey. Oh, God. Oh. That guy. Yeah, that guy, the one that you met on Hinge and had a great evening with. Yeah, he's pretty forward, actually. Forward.

I think you mean charming, but we'll take that. Okay, forward. Can you be specific about why you say that? Like, green flag, red flag? I mean, I'd say the entire day it was pretty much like a green flag. The date didn't feel like an interview like a lot of other dates do. It just felt like we were like laughing and genuinely having fun with each other, which was obviously so nice.

Oh, okay. I'd give it an A plus. The kiss was great, too. Whoa. So many positive reviews. What did he text you? Yeah. He actually sent me a voice note and...

A sexy voice note? Completely turned me off. Oh. See, voice notes can give the ick real quick. Yeah, depending what happens in it. Just the fact that he sent you a voice note was a turnoff or what was saying? No, no, no, no. Like, everything he said in it, I wish I could genuinely play it for you because it was just so forward and gave me the ick.

What did he say? Well, I want to hear it if you can play it. She's on the phone right now. Wait, I... Was it sent... Oh, sorry. Do you have an iPhone? like text message? Is that how it?

I do, but he actually sent it. We're texting on WhatsApp. Oh. Oh, on WhatsApp, can you play the note while you're on the phone at the same time? Yeah. Oh, you can't? Can we do that? Oh, wait. Yeah, you can play it. Okay, I can play if you guys are ready. Yeah, play it. Yeah, I want to hear the

voice note that turns you off. Okay, here it is. Listen. Hey, it's Corey. I just wanted to send you a voice note because it's a little easier. if we're thinking about going over to your place next weekend and, you know, I'm totally open to that. So I'd be hoping to see if there's that romantic spark, the personal sake,

because it's hard for me to continue dating someone without knowing if we're compatible in that type of way. Yeah. Sorry, I'm used to going beef like the loser line. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Brooke, what's your initial read on that voice message? Oh, man.

Turned on. Why wouldn't he just let them? moment happened. Yeah. God. It's probably already going to happen. A lot of people think that, but like,

you don't say it. And you don't call it physical intimacy. No, either. Okay. Ashley, are you feeling the same way that Brooke is? How are you not, Jeff? I'm just trying to get her vibe first. Yeah, no.

As soon as I heard that, I was like, absolutely not. I'm never seeing this man again. Okay. How about hearing him? I wonder what Corey's take on that voice note is because I do need to let you know, Ashley, he's on the other line right now

listening in on this. Oh. Corey, how did you not know? Dude. Yeah, I mean, first of all, hi, Ashley. I just can't, I can't believe you'd play that on the radio.

Like, that was a personal thing between you and me. What? They asked me why I'm not calling you back. That voice note is literally the reason why. She has a point. I don't really understand that because in my eyes, I'm being actually super communicative. Like, I've always heard that women want guys

who can communicate with them well. So I just, I was open and on it. Okay, sure, but not when the communication is like, I want to guarantee that I'm going to get some action from you when I come over. Okay. Well, look, if you were both looking for that, it's different. Obviously, she's really dating. No, she's saying it exactly right.

Yeah. It's the ask, Corey. It's the guarantee. It's like, let's hook up or I'm not coming over. Like, if you're in the moment and you're like, hey, are you comfortable? Is this good? Like, cool. Yeah, you ready for some intimacy?

Yeah. Do you get what Brooke is saying? Yes, you're communicating, but the message you're communicating is weird. But I don't think it's, I think it's the message that everybody has. I think most guys would just probably think what I was thinking, but instead of saying something about it, which probably just like go to your house and, like, make a move and get shut down and then get bitter about it.

Well, that's sad. Oh, he's not bitter. You know what, though? If she's not, like, into it, she's going to shut you down. That means, like, it's not there, right? Like, that was your answer. Like, then you know that the physical intimacy is not what you wanted it to be. It's literally about,

making sure that I don't waste my time, but also that she doesn't waste her time. Okay. But you just lost. Ashley, tell him. Actually, I'm coming around all right now. The communication is strong. No, Ashley, didn't you hear Ashley say that you shared a really great kiss? Like, those are the clues that tell you whether it's going to be good or not.

Then it's about guessing. And I would just rather all the cards are out on the table. We're dealt here. We can talk about these things. We haven't heard a lot from Ashley in this situation. Ashley, where's your head at? Yeah, I think I'm just kind of done with this whole conversation because it's not going to go anywhere. He is he is and is not for me. Well, you want to ask again before she hangs up,

I mean, that was clear communication, which Corey really likes. Excellent communication, A-plus all around. And I would like to communicate how much we want the two of you to go out one more time, Ashley. Because if you did, we would pay for that date. By we, he means just Corey wants that. I'm done with everything. I can't believe all the sarcasm and I can't believe he played the recording and, you know, I wanted help from you guys. We were trying. We didn't know she had that. We didn't know who did that. That was as clear as it could have possibly been, the reason you weren't getting a call back, right? It is now. Yeah. Since she decided to finally communicate about it instead of just hide.

Yeah, and now he's communicating with us how he doesn't like what we've done. Yeah. But I'm sure you'll call back for a third time. Yeah. I still like you guys. I just open one of these times I'm going to get a yes. Yeah. Is it weird if I tried to try to. switch subjects right now and go back to the diabetic hamster? Oh, yeah. I love it. This might be the most appropriate time.

Yeah. Okay, Texan, who do you think the cutest diabetic animal would be? Oh, wait, no. Maybe like a baby deer. I want to know, Ashley, did you ever find out the name of the hamster? No, I didn't. Okay. Sorry, Brooke.

I'm done with us. And now you guys bringing it up and made me sound all over again. Oh. Yeah, it is cute thinking of a little hamster eating an M&M. RIP. Oh, yeah. But then dies. Brooklyn Jeffrey in the morning.

Well, Corey is officially O for two, at least on this show. Yeah. And I know he didn't have the greatest experience here, but I do really hope that he calls back. Do you? I don't. We're going to call him Chori after a while. He's a chore for us. Well, not because I want him to get another date.

I just want to hear more voice notes from him because those are really fun. Honestly, we should have more people doing that. Yeah. Dude, that is true. Pretty soon if we have him on too many times, it'll be the physical intimacy date. Oh, my love. Instead of a second date update. Can't wait for that.

Don't say physical intimacy, Brooke. It gets the room all. I know. But it's true. There are times where it would be appropriate to plan intimate times. Just maybe not date number two. Yeah. That's what I was like, dude.

And eventually you're like, can I get a kiss? I get it. But date one dude, chill. Yeah. Slow down a little bit. Wait till your 10 years into marriage or when you're incarcerated. When your parents are visiting and you want them to know for sure, you got this. No.

I like how the parents visiting is worse for you. than the incarceration. I'm saying. There's good times and there's bad times. Corey chose a very bad time. Yeah. It didn't work for him. It doesn't mean it couldn't work for you.

If you need help with your dating life, email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back and hopefully hear your voice notes. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 70 years after Walt Disney opened Disneyland, the park welcomed its billionth guest this week. Whoa.

Yay, I actually heard about this. Billion? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. and that person was none other than an eight-year-old boy from Arizona named Andres Robles. Oh, my God. What did he get? Did they give him, like, some crazy prize? Like Disneyland tickets for life or something?

We'll get to that. He was there to celebrate his birthday with his two parents, Alejandra and Jose. Yes. Jose, congratulations. Oh, there's billions of us. There's a billion Jose's in the world. What did this particular group get for being the one billionth Disneyland guest? Yes.

Yeah. I'll tell you what they did. did not receive a comped ticket. What? No, they're still paying full price to get it. Even though Jose and Alejandra did have to take out a second and third mortgage on their house recently, they can open another credit card to get through the gates. I love Disney, but it is crazy.

I'm not going to lie. All worth it. But the family was invited to participate in a brief ceremony with Disney ambassadors on Main Street, USA. And when I say brief, it was less than 10 seconds. What? No. Wait, you're telling me Mickey and Minnie didn't even, like, show face for this situation? No, but this eight-year-old did get to pull a cloth off a covered sign that read population one billion.

Wow. You could see from the picture, not a lot of fanfare around it. They held it in some back alleyway. I'm not even joking. No, it's like behind the Main Street building. It's not even in the front. And unfortunately, Mickey was in the restroom and missed the entire ceremony. It's hard to get those suspenders back on.

It is a good picture of the family. They look adorable, though. Yeah. I mean, there's that. Even though there's no one else around. That's still cute. But in all seriousness, Andres and his parents did receive a VIP tour for the day, which included a look inside Walt Disney's private apartment. I've always wanted to do that.

The eight-year-old is like, get me on some ride. I don't want to see some apartment. I didn't care about his apartment until I got older. A seven-year-old man slept to you once. I was just not excited. Sorry, honey, we're going to have to miss the Matterhorn today because we're going to go see a closet. We have to go see the light that he used to put on at his window. So congratulations to Andres and his family on being the one billionth Disneyland guest.

Laser stories is coming up right after this. It's the radio segment that's teamed up with ring doorbells to usher in a new era of home security. Really? Introducing ring kiss cams. Cute. For the end of a day. Forgot your keys? No problem.

Just put your lips up to the camera and after a 15 second makeout with their AI security system, the door unlocks and you're in. You got to do that one thing with your tongue to unlock it. The AI lights. Only you can do it. Smooch your way to safety with laser stories. This segment where we read, weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other ding-dong daddies just don't. This first laser story is out of Maryland. A 29-year-old man named Jalen Goddard was having a bad night, and it all started around 1 a.m. when he was downtown and realized his car was missing. Stomach drop. I just would automatically blame myself. Yeah, I would park in somewhere. Did I not take a car here?

Did I hide it from me? Yeah. Well, it wasn't where he had parked it. So he called 911, and a police vehicle showed up, and that's when officers realized this wasn't. your normal, my car got jacked type of call. Uh-oh. First clue, deputies noticed, blood on Jalen's hands, clothing, and glasses, as well as blood

on a nearby broken store window. Uh-oh. What a coincidence. Maybe he thought his keys were in there. Or bad nosebleed? Oh. Dry air. Right after that, they got a call from dispatch saying a break-in just happened at a Verizon

wireless store 30 feet away from where they were standing. Dang. Wait, I'm not a detective, but I'm starting to put some clothes together. Wait, was it me? Jalen tried to deny that he was the suspect. Yeah, maybe it was the guys who stole his car. Come on, guys. But cops didn't buy it.

One officer even said, that's some karma right there, dude. So he was charged with burglary, theft, and destruction of property. As for his stolen car, apparently he didn't make that up. His plan was to leave it running outside, so after he broke into the store and grabbed as many phones as possible, he could drive away. But sounds like somebody else beat him to it. That's amazing.

Oh, my God. This must be the bad part of town. It's so embarrassing. Let's go to your next laser story out of New York City. Need a break from the hustle? Well, this might be for you. In New York City? Because apparently the hottest new social activity right now is lying down.

Like at a park? Is it like we were their best trying to lie down on your phone together in silence? Can we do it right now? Oh, my God. Yeah, Jeff and I, we do that all the time. We can try it. It's not even like that. joking, there's a new business out there that's trending called Club Restop.

Oh, yeah! You've been to Club Restop, Jeff. Oh, yeah. It was started by a wellness coach in New York, and it involves meeting up with large groups of people in the city parks for two hours of guided breathing, sound baths, meditation,

or if you want, you can just lie down and take a nap. I love it. I mean, the end of every yoga class is the best part. Yeah, what is going to stay there? Yeah. You want me to close my eyes? I will do that for as long as you would like. One member of club rest stop says it's important because younger generations have forgotten how to rest.

Yeah. And the organizer agrees. She says she wants people, especially Gen Z, to stop feeling guilty about taking a break, even if it's just for a few minutes, just to join them and lay out in nature. That's interesting. While the organizers take photos of you. Oh, what? Wait a minute.

I'm just kidding. Okay, that's where you don't want to close your eyes. Your eyes are closed, it's fine. Or am I kidding? But that's the trend. And as for numbers, about 40 people showed up for their first meetup, a more than 700 have already signed up for future events. Dude, we have to pay for this?

I feel like we can do this for a free thing. I don't know. This next laser story is out of food news. Yum. People talk about Christmas in July, but this sounds like April Fool's in July, only it's not a joke. Uh-oh.

Apparently, because I'm talking about Pringles. What are they doing? Recently, the company announced they'll be selling flavored hot dog buns. What? Gross. No way. Like sour cream and onion hot dog bun? Exactly.

Oh, that sounds fire. That sounds good. Yeah, I know. Why'd you say that? Sounds amazing. The buns are going to have the flavors of their iconic chips. And curiously enough, it will come inside their infamous cans. One bun per can.

Dude, a barbecue bun with a hot dog in it? That sounds weird. Who's buying one bun? Like, you're walking? to the party and you're bringing your own buns. The can is a little strange. That's pretty cool. You bust out your own can of buns. Excuse me.

Well, these are called Pringle's Pop Dog buns. I love it. And they're a limited edition line of potato-based bread infused with three flavors. Sour cream and onion, just like Brooke wanted. Barbecue like Jose wanted. Yay! And honey mustard. Alexis?

I was totally going to say that one. Yeah. Red or mine? No. They won't be in stores. They're only available through Pringle's online market, and you can get that by buying a three-pack of their chips for $7. Why do I feel like you got this news in your inbox?

Because you're already subscribed to their newsletters. Obviously. Plus, if you get that, you get three buns for free included. Oh, now we're getting extra fun. So there will be two drops. One is going to be today, and one will be next Wednesday, the 15th, which just happens to be National Hot Dog Day. I already want to start, like, baking the buns in the oven and putting butter on it.

I feel like they're going to be stale no matter what. Really? I just always feel stale to me. I want the sour cream one now. One way to find out. Let's go to your final laser story out of the brain freeze bunker. Ice cream lovers, this one's for you. A new survey found that during summer, the average person eats 11 scoops of ice cream a week.

Oh, my God. I'm not a week, dude. How are you eating that much a week? No wonder there's so many people with lactose problems. I mean, maybe if it's like a little bar. That's more than one a day. And when you add those totals up all across the country, Americans eat an estimated 11.4 billion pounds of ice cream over the course of every summer,

which is enough to fill 113 football stadium. There is four ice cream shops within a mile radius of my house, and they all just kill it. Do they make all their money in the summer? I don't know. I don't know, but I buy it in the winter too. Sounds like it. Cookies and cream is the favorite flavor for Gen Z, Millennials and Gen X.

But have you tried coffee Oreo because it is mind-blowing? Sounds great. But baby boomers still prefer classic chocolate. I agree. Baby boomers and my children. The survey also settled another important debate. Most people, around 68%, would rather eat their ice cream from a bowl or cup than from a cone. What?

Dude, I kind of agree, actually. I'll be controversial. I like a cake cone over a waffle. Oh, yeah. I just love them. Yes, they're just not as sweet. It's so good. You're all little crispy.

The waffel cones can be doughy sometimes. And you push it down in. Then we don't need the visual of your tongue. Put your tongue away. Put it back. But that's what you do. You don't need to do it again. No, stop.

With the head bobbing. Oh, my God. Wow. Everyone knows what I'm talking about. You've got to get it in the bottom of the cake coat. Where's this enthusiasm on your anniversary? I know. As for this guy, he loves his.

ice cream. And that's what got him in trouble at a local dairy queen, actually. That's like, those both definitely not allowed. But that sound means blazer stories has come to an end to the day. We'll do it again, same time

on Friday. We've got a return player today, Jamie, and little coincidental, we had her on five months ago, where she lost to Brooke after being hung over from a super Bowl party.

Wow, Jamie. And now we have her on today. In similar situation, she's still hung over from a World Cup watch party. You don't care what kind of football you watch. You just wanted to have drinks.

Exactly. That's awesome. What was your drink of choice the other night? Well, it was tequila on Sunday for the Mexico game, and then we had, I just had oh God, I can't even pronounce it, right? The mecaloom, ultra.

It's very fancy. The Mikalub. Ultra. There you go. There you go. I am just so bloated for you. I feel bad for my liver, too. Oh, well, you're going to need a water break soon, okay?

But still, you're doing it for pride, and we appreciate that. Now, Brooke is leaving the studio, so we can get to the game. You got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when you can say pass, but you have to beat her out right if you want to win. Are you ready? I'm ready. Good luck. Your time starts now.

Today is National Video Games Day. What's the best-selling game franchise of all time? Nintendo's Mario or Call of Duty? Mario. The majority of Yellowstone National Park is located in what state? Montana. Characters Ali G. and Borat are played by what famous actor? Pass.

In which European country did fondue originate? France. What's the area called where pitchers warm up during a baseball game? Pass. In the comic book universe, the character Dr. Octopus. is the evil nemesis to which superhero? Or Superman. All right.

Oh, shoot, now I know. I can't change it. It's too bad for that, Jamie. I am sorry. Brooke is already back in the studio here. And, Jamie, you might have to clear something up for me. I'm not sure if there's a mistake on my screener or if our producer just drank as much as you did the past few days.

But it says that you are Filipino. At a United States soccer watch party rooting for Mexico? Yes, actually, I had the whole Mexican outfit going on. People are going to hate me for that because I wasn't rooting for USA, but I have my reason. Okay, that's fine. I feel like your reason's hot. I would also like to say someone out there, there's a Mexican rooting for the Philippines right now. Yes.

Even though, he's still out of the World Cup. No, we're in boxing, though. We're in boxing. Oh, yeah, you guys don't like that's for sure. If she doesn't like what you say. Yeah, you better watch them out. She has got a mean right hook. Actually, I ever really mean foul paw.

There you go. Oh, you're a south paw. Oh, man, I wouldn't see that comment. Well, after a few megalob lights. Look out. All right, Jamie. Good work. Now it is Brooke's turn.

Brooke, are you ready? Yes. Your time starts now. Today is National Video Games Day. What's the best-selling game franchise of all time? Nintendo's Mario or Call of Duty? Call of Duty. The majority of Yellowstone National Park is located in what state?

Montana. Characters Allie G. and Borat are played by what famous actor? Sasha Baron Cohen. In which European country did Fondu originate? Fondu, Germany. What is the area called where pitchers warm up during a baseball game? Bullpen. In the comic book universe, the character Dr. Octopus is the evil nemesis to which superhero.

Ooh, Dr. Octopus is going to get you, Aquaman. I knew it That isn't the logic It's logic Why can't they work together Yeah We'll see How much of that is right after we go to the scoreboard

With our own Jose Did we just become best friends? Yep Melanos Jamie you did well You had good pacing But well you didn't do well I shouldn't have said

You got one Oh Oh But you got a lot in Don't yell so loud at her I know And Brooke Yes

You got the same amount of questions in You can yell at me Jose Let's go. You got two! Not a mighty victory, but it sounded like a soccer score, so we'll take it. That's true. One to two. I'm sorry, Jamie.

Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Video Games Day. Best-selling video game franchise of all time would, of course, be Nintendo's Mario. Oh, okay. I overthought it. I thought maybe Jose had lifted Call of Duty high enough to... 893 million copies of Mario sold compared to just 500 million Call of Duties. And they just keep making Mario games.

It's awesome. Majority of Yellowstone National Park is located in the state of Wyoming. 96% of it is located there. Characters Allie G. and Borat are played by Sasha Baron Cohen. Fondu originated in the country of Switzerland, actually. I knew that. The land of cheese, obviously. And the area where pitchers warm up during baseball games is the bullpen.

And Dr. Octopus, he's the evil nemesis of Spider-Man. I don't remember him. In the James Franco version? Toby McGuire, Dr. Octopus. I didn't see that one. Anyway, Jamie, I'm sorry it wasn't enough to win. Good news is just for playing. We're giving you a pair of tickets to see Joji

perform a climate pledge arena on Sunday, July 19. Another night of drinking. There we go. Oh, boy, girl, you need to take a nap and get some water. I mean, Michael L.O.O.O.O.T.A.R. So shouldn't it count? Get that hydration in.

All right, well, as always, it's a pleasure having you on, Jamie. Come back and do it. it again soon after your next hangover. We'll be back to play Winbrook's Bucks. Same time tomorrow. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.