Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - FULL SHOW: Your Crutch 2nd Date, Alexis’ Sneaky Drinks + Jeff’s Family Tabloid (10/8/25)

Episode Date: October 12, 2025

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, it's a big day today. It's Brick and Jeffrey in the morning. And of course, we've got a full new hour for you. Yes. Okay. But also, we're going to go live on YouTube. Hey.

Today at 11 a.m. That's Pacific time. Yes. Okay. 11 a.m. Pacific time. Specific time. Yeah. Pacific. That's the one.

And it's Pacific. We will be there at 11. That's true. It's it's YouTube.com slash Brooke and Jeffrey. Again, that's YouTube.com slash Brooke and Jeffrey. And it is in the show notes here, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So you can find the link there as well. But before we get into it, we always love to start with a comment. Yes. Liam said, I love listening to you guys every day while I'm showering, eating, skateboarding, hanging out with my friends, being alone, sleeping, et cetera. Oh, wow. Dang.

When do you not listen? I don't know. We're with you a lot. Yeah, we are. So, Liam, I better see you on that live today. Okay. And that was like a totally sick Ollie that you pulled yesterday. Oh, no.

Did that sound cool? No. Liam, by the way, we're playing a bunch of skate on my stream, the game. So if you play skate, come join the stream. Okay. In real life and on video games. Love it. All right.

11 o'clock, YouTube. If you're already here, stay here. That's again, Pacific time for YouTube live with us. And your full show starts right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're going to start with a good news story to get you going today. Yay. You found one?

I do. Good job. Put a smile on that face. It's about a 32-year-old woman in Kentucky named Brianna Haynes. And recently, she ordered pizza from Little Caesars. I love that place. She did the smart thing. She called ahead to place her order for pickup.

Oh, she called. Didn't even get online. Okay. And when she arrived to pick it up, She asked the employee if she could get some extra sauce. They told her it's a $1 charge to get extra sauce. And broke something. What do you do when a restaurant asks you for one extra dollar?

You give them the dollar. Yes. That's right. You destroy the place. Jeff, I thought this was a good news story. It is good news. Surveillance video shows Brianna going full rage, knocking items off the counter, throwing the parmesan and red pepper shakers at the employee.

Oh, no. and pushing the cash register off onto the floor. Oh, my gosh. Damages were estimated in the thousands of dollars. Is it weird? I always thought that those cash registers were attached. I know. I would be able to just throw them down.

But the good news, Brianna eventually calmed down and paid the extra dollar for her sauce. Oh, she did. Well, that's reasonable that. Wait, after the ball up. Or at least she would have paid if she didn't get arrested first by the police. Cops got her just as she was reaching for her little. purse to like give her the ones.

Get the four quarters. Yes. That is the excuse. But that was the good news story that we needed in order to start off this day right. Imagine her bail's $1. She breaks out again. I mean, it was good news unless in the shock collar question of the day,

Jake charges us $1 for extra hints after each question. Don't do it, Jake. Can I do that? Get your ones out. Jake, here we go. Get out your big red capes in spandex onesies because it's National Heroes Day. Oh, yay!

Let's go! And when it comes to superheroes, everyone always thinks of Spider-Man, Yeah, my favorite. Batman, Wonder Woman, the ones who get all the action figures and all the movie deals and all their faces printed on children's underwear. Yeah, they're the most known because of the most marketing. They're super heroes. Thank you.

But what about the small-time heroes? The Marvel and DC characters who showed up in only a few of the comic strips didn't get all the fame and glory because their powers were too weird or their names were too off-putting. They deserve to be recognized too. I want to know their names. You can still draw their faces on your underwear. That's okay. That's why today we're doing a special superhero or Super Zero edition of Plenty of 20.

Now, you say on number 1 through 20, I'll tell you about a lesser known hero from the Marvel or DC universe. You just have to tell me if that's a real superhero or a made-up Super Zero. The listeners are going to love this. Let's start with the woman who's known as the Crop Top Crusader is Alexis. How would she hurt you in the Crop Top? Three. Alexis, your possible superhero is called Squirrel Girl. He's a perky girl with squirrel powers, a tail, and the ability to talk to squirrels who once helped the Avengers beat Thanos and Dr. Dune.

Is that a real hero or a zero? We got Catwoman, so I mean, we're not against. Yeah, we like animals. Squirrel's more of a rodent. Is there a mouse man or anything? There's Ant-Man? That's an insect. But Catwoman wouldn't work well with Squirrel Girl.

They'd probably chase each other around the yard, getting nothing done. Our dog boy would go nuts for Squirrel Girl. Yeah, that might be why it was the ending after one episode. They realized the clad. Now they're mortal enemies. Yeah. If she could get an army of squirrels together, that is frightening. That's true.

I mean, I think of all the cars they could stop. They form in the road together. Um, I don't know, though. I'm going to say Super Zero. Alexis says Super Zero. Squirrel Girl is a real hero. Wow. How could we have doubted her?

I'm a B Squirrel Girl for Halloween. Yes. Wow. Herky is ever. All right, Brooke, three is off the board. Give me seven. Brooke, your possible superhero is called Dog Welder. Uh-oh.

He's a vigilante who punishes criminals by welding dead dogs to them. Was that a real superhero? or a real Super Zero. That is so dark. Oh, my gosh. How does it defeat them? I don't even understand it. They just have to live with the shame

of now a puppy is attached to them all the time. Don't worry about it. Don't think too much about dog weather. Hopefully it's a, like, senior dog who's lived his life, Jeff, not just a puppy. Oh, yes. It's always a part of you. Yeah, I mean, my husband would want our dog

welded to him after she dies. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to say it's so weird that it's real. No, Brooke, no. Brooke says dog welder is real. No, shake. You can thank DC Comics in 1997 for that one. 97.

Big here for dog welding, 97. Jose, 3 and 7 are off the board. May I please choose 8? Jose, your possible superhero goes by the name Arm Fall Off Boy. His power, he can detach his arms and beat enemies with them. Oh, that's cool.

That's it. That's it. them though. Why don't you use your regular arm? I don't know. What? Is that a real superhero or a real super zero? It would be kind of cool to do like a double uppercut with one arm? Because you're holding a second uppercut? How do you hold it though if you just detached your arms? Do the arms work on their own? You do this. Maybe just one at a time. Yeah, one at a time. It gives you extra long reach if you have two arms. I don't think this is cool enough to be a superhero. You got to be some kind of cool. So I'm going to say this is false. You're going to say super zero.

Super Zero. Jose says Super Zero. That's a real superhero, and I have a picture. No. Oh, my gosh. Oh, he's ripping his own arm off. Arm fall off boys from DC Comics in 1989. No wonder D.C. gets such a bad rap.

Yeah. Between this and dog-wildered person. I think he's a nice boy. That is disgusting. Jeffrey, it's your turn. 3-7-8 are off the board. Number 10. Jeffrey, your possible superhero goes by the name

lawnmower lad. He cleared Central Park of villainous weeds and bad guys in under three minutes, leading perfect stripes behind and crooks and cuffs for the police to take away in jail. Lawnmore Ladd's big moment came in 1992 when Spider-Man swung by and gave him a thumbs up. Big moment for him. Is that a real superhero or a Super Zero? You didn't even help in the... Just waved at Spider-Man.

Details. The lawnmower lad makes me think of superheroes that I looked up to when I was a kid. like yacht boy. Oh, God. The velvet purse was one of my favorite. The velvet purse. And Captain Chablis. Wow, that's such a good wine.

He was crisp, a little bit fruity, flew from vineyard to vineyard fighting crime and sipping wine. Man, they were in the regions of France. Oh, yes. But, I mean, I could see lawnmower lad helping out Captain Shabli in a pinch. I feel like a lawnmower lad would help out, like, Pool Boy or something. All of them. Yeah, the Boys of Justice. Give me a lawnmower lad is a real hero.

Jeffrey says lawnmour lad is real. I'm sorry, he is a super zero. We made that one up. And that means our superhero for today, Brooke has won. All right. Brook gets to choose who to get shocked. They're going to be singing Superman. It's not easy by five for fighting.

Who's it going to be? I'll pick Jose today. I can't stand to fly. Oh, God. I'm not that naive. Oh, come on. It's so dramatic. The song is not that late. It is. Play Superman for yourself today.

Those are your, that's your shock collar question of the day. We got your phone tabs coming up in just a few minutes. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Have you ever opened TikTok for a little scroll break? Yeah. And then 14 hours later, you're like, why am I watching a video of a raccoon wearing glow-in-the-dark crocs eating spaghetti like it's a human being? Oh my gosh.

I want to see that. It's such a good video, Jeff. It's kind of cute. No wonder it's viral. It's twirling this little fork, like a person would. And you can see it even though it's dark. But at the same time, you're like, what am I doing with my life? Yeah.

And that's when I realized, you know what? You have a choice. You can either fall victim to brain rot or you can contribute more to it. And that's what we're going to do today. As we go around the room and share our thoughts, we're going to. to put it up on social media and hopefully somebody watches it and is like what on earth am I listening to?

It's like we're on offense now. That's right. We're going to rot some brains with a brand new. What's on your mind right now? It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and statistically almost everyone on earth is undefeated as a professional boxer.

Oh, because I've never been in a professional box. We've got a room full of undefeated boxers here. Hey, we're on. And with that record, you'd think we'd sound less brain damage during what's on your mind, where we go around the room and share what we've all been thinking about lately. Starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on your mind? Well, I coached my very first JV. Middle School soccer game. Wow. Yeah, my daughter was on the team and the good news is the kids played great. They played so great. They had a lot

fun together. The bad news is I found out after the game that the two coaches, which would be myself and the other coach, got written up for unsportsman-like conduct. No. The coaches can get in trouble? We wouldn't expect anything less from Brooke. What did you do?

Yeah, what did you do? Well, the score was a little lopsided. I'm guessing your team was not winning. No, we were winning. You were winning. You were crushing. And you were still on sportsman-like. Yeah, well, that was the problem, is that apparently when you're up 10 to zero, you should pull your foot off the gas a little bit as a coach.

It's called sportsmanship. What were you doing? We were just subbing the girls out every seven minutes. You're like letting a play. You got your fifth goal. Come now. We're going to put it in. But that's not enough to give you an unsportsman.

Like, what did you do? No, that was, that was it. That was it. Your coaching style. You're coaching too good. They said that we went too hard and that we should have pulled. back and we didn't. How? I don't know. Okay, sure, there was one player who scored four goals all by herself, but she's incredible. I don't want to tell her to not be incredible.

Maybe you should. Yeah. You maybe need to start booing your own team. Tell them every time they score a goal on the other team, they should score a goal on themselves and make it even. Oh, that would have a nice. Okay. Yeah. Come on. Fairness. Fairness. Everybody get along. I do feel like you're leaving out how much you were probably yelling excitement. Yeah, that's what we haven't gotten into. Fis bumping, screaming. And she was probably drunk. I mean, sorry, I'm just making that up. It was 8 in the morning, Jose.

That's why I say that. Okay. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well, I was at my parents' house recently and my dad all excitedly, he's like, Jose, come through the pool and I have to show you something. Oh, okay. Five scorpions. He found five, like, small

scorpions in our pool. Wait, did he have him in his hand? Why did you have your hand on? Well, no, he took him out, and then he put him on a rock because they're all poisonous. D. But I've never seen the scorpions, like, up close, and there's five, and apparently he caught two the day before. So, anyway, that happens day one.

The next day, we're, like, watching a movie. We're in there, what we call the theater room. They're in there. And I'm eating a sandwich, and I'm barefoot. Let me out. And all of a sudden, I feel something pinch my toe. No. Like, I feel a...

Boom. And I go, oh, ow! Ow! And my dad's like, what's what's wrong? And I go, I think I got stung by something. And he goes, oh, no. these scorpions. We are all freaking out. But it's a

dark room. I can't see my feet. So I'm like, I grab my phone, I'm grabbing the light. What is it? I look down and there it is. A Frito chip. Your toe stuck a corner of a hard corn chip. I grazed

my toe against a chip and I thought like when you're in the water and you touch a piece of kelp, you know, you're like, ah, it's going to kill me. We all thought I was going to die. Still, I hope you're I got down there and tried sucking the poison. Save your life.

But my family laughed at me so much because I literally jumped. I was so scared. And now, you know, I'm going to be scared of freedoms for the rest of my life. Yeah, I'm going to be scared of freedom. Alexis, what's on your mind? So I got to host my first event with our listeners that I've done. Oh, and a suite. Yeah, we got to go to like a suite at a concert.

So fun. And I didn't know what to expect. But our listeners were great, of course. Yeah. And I'm in there with them and it's provide. It's food and drinks, like non-alcoholic drinks that we have in there and everything. Sure. Bro, don't say cool.

What? I know you don't mean that. We got to buy your own booze if you get it. There's a lot of legality behind getting listeners drunk. You can't do that. Okay. No, it was really cool. But then, so talking to one of the listeners, that's when they say to me, they're like,

hey, so can you drink while you're on the job? And I was like, I don't know. Oh, it's your first event. You don't know. You can. You can. Oh, it's radio. Yeah.

You're the same age as a lot of the kids that are working the promo team. And then that's why one of a bunch of was like, well, hey, I got a bottle of tequila I snuck in here. Hey! And I was like, wow, next thing I know, my lemonade cup is getting filled with tequila from the listener. I was like, wow, well, I got to drink some because the listener gave it to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. I'd be disrespectful, not to.

But then the rest of the night, I didn't expect. They just kept coming up, and they were like, hey, Alexis. Got to get a refill. Going around, and then they were like, don't tell anybody else. Yeah, because there's not enough for everyone. No, not enough. What's the rest? You got drunk? You fought somebody? What happened? No, I stayed responsible if our bosses are listening.

You got wasted. I stopped at one sip. But our listeners never failed to impress me. Well, shout out to the tequila bottle people. You know who you are. Party on. Dang. All right, Jeffrey, what's on your mind? I've never told you all this, but my parents have this strange tradition where every few years they self-publish a magazine. It's called Generations.

No way. Are you joking? There's a reason I don't talk about. Okay, I don't want to laugh. Wait, is it like a family, like one of those newsletters that you get at Christmas time? Basically, it's filled with pictures and write-ups about how every single person in my whole extended family is doing. Oh, it's like to keep you up there. Yes.

It's what rich people do. The new issue is coming out, and my dad sent me my blurb. Oh. Were you nervous? Were you excited? I don't want anything to do with it. Can we read it when you read it to us? I want to read you at least part of how he'd just.

described my life. Okay. Because it says, while attending college, Jeff did not show interest in clinical work, scientific research, or teaching. He also chose not to pursue opportunities in pre-med or business. What? You did college like 15 years ago. This is part of the write-up.

Instead, he graduated with a BA in psychology. Oh, there's some disappointment in that tone. In and then posted the wrong year of my graduation off by, six years. What? Oh, wow. Then he finished it off with a fluke comedy bit became the opening for Jeff's unsuspecting rise in radio.

Oh. So that's what he's not happy about it. Clearly, my parents are proud of my life trajectory and career choices. And really up to date with where you're currently at in life. Yeah. Why don't I feel like you're getting written out of the will? Yeah, but I can't wait to get the magazine out of my mailbox and read just how proud my family is.

It might be your last year in it, it sounds like. Yeah, at least I made it this year. The text in to 7-8-5-9-2, and you can tell us what's been on your mind. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and we just shared with the entire listener audience what's been on our mind. So they're hitting us back telling us what's been on theirs. This text says, when my kiddo's mother became pregnant,

she found a fun way to tell me. She asked a very close friend to help her prepare a special dinner. It was baby back ribs, a salad of baby spinach. baby carrots and baby corn, and some fried baby potatoes. That's a... That is adorable. When I noticed and asked why all the foods were baby, the friends looked at my ex,

and she looked down and patted her tummy and looked back up at me. After nearly 30 years, it's still a pleasant memory. That's so sweet. I'm glad he got it because some dudes just don't. What, you want me to eat less? Yeah. Why is really so small? I'm fat.

I see. So that's what. who started this whole gender reveal thing. That's a cute one. I'm sure the next thing was, oh, I'm going to give you some blueberries, a little blue cheese on some blue corn tortillas. Ooh, it's a boy. I'm into that.

I hate whoever texted it. You're like blueberries? I'm just kidding. We're happy for you and you're a 30-year-old child. It doesn't feel sincere. No, we are. I'm thrilled. Anyway, keep your text coming in,

7-8-5-9-2. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We've all heard sharing is caring, and that might be true sometimes, but in certain cases, sharing is despairing. Oh, goodness. Oh, I haven't heard that one, Jeff. Like when Brooke shared her homemade oyster casserole and half the office got food poisoning. They didn't get it from my cooking, Jeff. Oh, yeah.

Okay. It was the saltines that came with it. Well, whatever. It wasn't oyster season. Or in college when I signed up for that communal toothbrush experiment. What? turned green. Communal toothbrush.

And you think my oyster salad is bad. At least it built character. Well, same thing goes for dating. A relationship sounds great till you realize you've been sharing your partner with a bunch of other randos and had no idea. Oh, no. That's kind of like a communal toothbrush. We're going to hear from some listeners who found out the hard way sharing was extremely

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My marriage, I felt the love dying. I was crying every day. I felt in the deepest depression that I had ever had. How do you think you're misunderstood? I'm not this evil, mean person that people think that I am. too compassionate. I have sympathy for that fuck my man. Put so much heart and soul into your work.

What's the hardest part for you to take that criticism? This shit was not given to me. I worked my ass off for me. Even when I was a stripper, I'm gonna be the best pole dancer in here. When was the moment you felt I did it? I still, to this day, don't feel comfortable. I fight every day to keep this level of success

because people want to take it from you so bad. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Chetty on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I started trying to get pregnant about four years ago now. We're getting a little bit older and it just kind of felt like the window could be closing. Bloomberg and IHeart Podcasts present. IVF Disrupted, The Kind Body Story, a podcast about a company that promised to revolutionize fertility care. Introducing Kind Body, a new generation of women's health and fertility care. Backed by millions in venture capital and private equity, it grew like a tech startup.

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These people are animal. There's no integrity. There's no loyalty. That's all gone. In the 1980s, modeling wasn't just a dream. It was a battlefield. Fuck, book, book, book. It's my deals.

Let's get models in. Let's get them out. And the models themselves? They carried scars that never fully healed. Until this day, honestly, if I see a measuring tape, I freak out. The Model Wars podcast peels back the glossy cover and reveals a high-stakes game where survival meant more than beauty. Hosted by me, Vanessa Grigoriatis, this is the untold story of an industry built on ruthless ambition. Listen to Model Wars on the Iheart Radio app.

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. December 29th, 1975, LaGuardia Airport. The holiday rush, parents hauling luggage, kids gripping their new Christmas toys. Then, at 6.33 p.m., everything changed. There's been a bombing at the TWA terminal. Apparently the explosion actually impelled metal glass. The injured were being loaded into ambulances, just a chaotic, chaotic scene. In its wake, a new kind of enemy emerged, and it was here to stay.

Terrorism. Law and order, criminal justice system is back. In season two, we're turning our focus to a threat that hides in plain sight that's harder to predict and even harder to stop listen to the new season of law and order criminal justice system on the iHeart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts sneaky husbands two timing lives bad boyfriends and even worse girlfriends they thought they could get away with it but now they're about to get Busted!

Renowned 1980s poet young MC once said, she says she want to dance because she likes the groove, so come on fatso and just bust a move. I don't know she called us fatso's in that. Fat shaming aside, it is kind of a fun message. Until that night comes when you find your fatso ex busting a move on somebody who's not you. Ah, come on.

Your two fatties break it up. That's right. And when that happens, it's time to come on. to our show and share the full story of how you caught them right here on Busted. Oh, are you going to do it in rap form, though? Is that how we're going to make all the contestants

answer? I don't know if they're up for it. Let's find out with our first caller. Katrina, tell us how you busted your significant other. I was dating this guy for like three to four months and we stopped going out for our dates. We started hanging out more at home. Okay. In the comfortable

stage? Exactly. Cheap stage. Let's be honest. Yeah, it's expensive all the time. Well, yeah, he said he was kind of broke and couldn't afford dinner dates. And I was fine with that. That's cool. Like, we'd kind of found that comfortable, steady groove, and it was nice. Oh, okay.

Well, if you were okay with it. Yeah, and he's honest. Yeah. Yeah. But one day I'm on social media, and this video pops up of, like, a new really fancy restaurant that was opening by us. Ooh, that's exciting. Uh-oh.

Not that you're going to get to go, but okay. Right. Well, I watched the whole video through, and there's my boyfriend, popping champagne with another girl and laughing. What? Please tell me he was a hired model, maybe? For the promo video? Oh, he's not a model.

And I confront him with it. I was like, explain this, Mr. Broke. And he just said he spends most of his money on this other girl because she's high maintenance. Oh. No, but it gets worse. He says he has more fun with me doing the boring couple things, like watching movies. Hold on to be a compliment. Aw, that's sweet.

He's more comfortable with you. No, I like your personality, but I'll spend money on the hot one. Yeah. What's understanding? Oh, you didn't. Dump him. Take yourself to that fancy restaurant. Take a new dude there.

You didn't take it as a compliment? Oh, no. Never told me about this side piece. That was never part of the equation. Sounds like she was the main course. I mean, if you were going to be. She cost the most. I'm sorry.

Oh, sorry that happened to you, Katrina. Now, let's keep going to Josh. Tell us how you busted your significant other. Two years ago, I was dating this woman, and she was really cute. She's a little older than me. Okay. I liked her. I just, I had this feeling for some reason that I couldn't trust her.

Oh, that's not good. That was a good. Yeah. You have, like, no evidence, just like a gut. Yeah. But I'm also not going to break up with you. I'm just going to hold the suspicion for a while. I mean, sometimes you're like, oh,

Okay, maybe I'm just being paranoid, you know, from past experiences or whatever. So what happened? Well, one day, she tells me that she got picked for jury duty, which how often does that happen, right? So already my spidey senses are going on. And I got a little curious. Okay. People actually do jury tape just to know. I don't believe it.

I've never seen an actual court happen except on TV. Yeah, Judge Judy. I mean, I've gotten called for jury duty before, but it doesn't happen all the time. So when it does, it's like, oh. Okay. I was thinking, is this real, is it not? So I got curious, and I looked up the public court calendar to see what cases were happening that day. You weren't curious.

You were paranoid. Did you find anything? There were a few on the docket there. So I'm thinking maybe I was being suspicious over nothing. One of those days on the calendar for jury duty, I thought I would surprise her and bring her some lunch. So I showed up at the courthouse, and I did find. her, but she wasn't on a jury.

She was actually in a hearing over a property battle with her husband. Oh. Oh, wait. She wasn't a jury. She was in the case. Well, if they're battling, it's probably ex-husband, right? Let's hope. But still, she did not mention that she had a husband or

ex-husband, and I'm in the back. She doesn't see me. He mentions that he caught her cheating before. Oh. In her defense, though, did you Ask her if she had a husband or an ex-husband? I didn't feel to bring it. I didn't see a ring on her finger.

Okay, well, maybe we need to look in the mirror and start asking more questions to our girlfriends who are already married. In her defense, you should have said, can I approach the bench? I have information. I actually think maybe the ex-husband caught her cheating with you. Oh, maybe.

Are you the cheater? I don't know. It just felt like the way he said it, that it was like a recurring thing. Yeah. Josh is like, how did this turn? on me. Yeah.

I'm going to confess. I'm the victim. Yeah. But you had a double lunch to eat, which was nice. That's kind of nice. Extra food. And finally, let's go to one more. We got Jen on the phone.

Tell us how you busted your significant other. So, yeah, basically, I was at this coffee shop that I go to every day. And randomly, they gave me a free drink one time. Nice. And I thought it was a mistake. But then it happened again and again every time I showed up. Whoa. Okay.

You're getting free coffee. Yeah, no wonder you keep going back. I mean, I wasn't doing the free drinks, but I was really confused, so I finally asked if someone was paying for my drink ahead of me or, like, what was going on. Yeah, because you're the jerk that's not paying for the person behind you at that point. Right. And that's when the barista admitted that she had hooked up with my boyfriend thinking he was single.

Whoa. What? Yeah, so she was hooking up with my boyfriend thinking he was single, and basically felt so guilty that she'd been running. a free drink guilt program ever since. Oh, that's kind of nice. She didn't know.

She didn't mean to take your boyfriend. Yeah, I'm going to need a few breakfast sandwiches on top of these free drinks, and if I'm really going to forgive you. Oh, no. That's the right move. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Sorry that happened to you, but hit up our text board 7-8-5-9-2. If you have a funny story about how you caught your ex-cheating, you could be on the next edition of Busted. We got your phone tab coming up. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning Time for your prank call And today we speak to a guy Who just booked his very first International flight He's never been out of the country before Does not know what to expect Oh man, it's so exciting

Good for you And he's about to learn Thanks to his wife who set him up for this That when you fly first class International Things are very different Oh my God He's gonna ruin himself forever

If that's what he's gonna do He's either gonna love it or really love it in your phone tap right now It's another phone tap In the weekday mornings on the 20s Hello Good morning

Am I speaking with a Mr. Jason Lawton? Uh, yeah, this is he Hi Jason, my name is Freddie I'm calling from D.A Airlines customer service Oh, sure, hi. Hi, you're taking a flight with us this Saturday nonstop to London? I am, yeah.

Great. Now it says you're flying first class but you haven't filled out any of the passenger preference selections off our app. Oh, I didn't know there were such things. Oh, you didn't? Yeah, no. I never fly it internationally, so it's kind of my first time. Oh, okay. In that case, I'm just going to walk you through this over the phone if that's okay.

Yeah, I got a couple minutes. Perfect. So I'll just dive right into it. Number one, for your pre-flight pill. Would you prefer Ambien, Zoloft, or something harder? I didn't know they gave out drugs on flights Only to our first class clientele I mean this is an international first class flight sir

You spent a lot of money I shouldn't know this was a thing Oh it is I mean if you wanted me to slap you in the face I would do it Because you are a first class customer And we value your business I don't need to be slapped in the face No no you would slap me

I would take the slapping I guess I'm good I don't when I think about it no one's ever asked me to slap them pre-flight before but if they did I would yeah no slapping no drugs I don't need any of that okay well great in that case

let's proceed as it pertains to your in-flight meal would you care to have normal kosher or shaman blessed what's shaman blessed we have a spiritual guide from Northeast Asia bless certain meals before they enter the plane?

He is in a transcendent state aligning his chakras to Mother Earth to give you the most perfectly balanced meal. I mean, what to heck? It is my first international flight. Right. Sure. Shaman blessed. Okay, perfect.

With that selection, there is a chance he may eat some of your meal. He's going to eat some of the meal? Maybe if he's hungry. But it doesn't take the blessing away. Yeah, no, I don't want my meal to be, like, Oh, eaten. Okay, well, how plebeian of you?

What? Not a lot of our first class passengers say that, but I'll mark you down, normal. Is this some type of jokes? I've never heard of anything like this. It seems like a lot of your first class options are, like, kind of out there. You're the one who's never been on an international flight before. That's what you've told me. Right, but I'm like an educated adult.

I think I would have heard of this. Well, sir, we try not to advertise this to all the normies in economy, you understand. So, anyway, back to your preferences. Would you prefer normal toilet seat, heated toilet seat, or shaman blessed? I don't even know what to say to that. Honestly, I don't know a lot about the spirituality behind it, but from my understanding, that's where he blesses the meals. What? So it's like a two-for-one blessing.

So he blesses the meal and the toilet? Yeah, while he's on it. Like, why are you offering this? Sir, like I've said, it's an international flight. So legally we can't do any of these things until we're over nomadic airspace Where certain American laws don't apply This is just weird

And I don't want to do anything shaman blessed Or anything I don't want my food near the toilet I don't want to do that noted Noted I'm going to put that down for you And almost done here We need to discuss your in-flight entertainment Again nothing shaman blessed No of course there's no shaman involved in the entertainment

That's kind of a ridiculous question on your part It's really not because you've offered it with every other thing. Right. Sir, I'm running short on time here, so if I could just ask you the question, would you prefer regular movies, adult content only, or super adult content? What the hell is super adult? Oh, so you're interested? No, I just never heard of that. I just know you must have headphones for the super adult content and earmuffs covering the headphones because it gets pretty loud. Do you not understand that my wife is on the flight?

with me. This is like an anniversary. Oh, okay. Also, maybe more of an adult plus experience. What? In that one, you share headphones, which, unfortunately, are shaman blessed. Okay, you said that wasn't involved in this. There's no more shaman blessed thing. Not with the entertainment, but with the headphones, yes.

Oh, and what? He blessed him on the toilet? Well, that I can't speak to, but I do know the shaman blessed this prank phone call that we're doing on the radio right now. Set up by your wife, of course, because she listens to our radio show. What? You picking up on this? my name is Jeff

Oh, man Oh, God Yeah, man I'm not from the airline I'm from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning And your wife wanted us to do a phone tap on you Oh, Sandra She told us that you've never traveled international before

And I didn't even get to tell you That as a first class passenger, you get to fly the plane for 10 whole minutes Oh my God How cool is that? As long as there's no salmon meals, I'm really looking forward to it. Wake up every day.

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rewrite your bio for you? That's not a bad idea. Yeah, probably it's happening a lot right now. Yeah. Maybe borrow someone's dog to use in your profile pick. Oh, smart. Or do you let your mom do all the swiping for you. Oh.

She knows what ladies would like. Mom, why did you, that's an inappropriate picture. One of our listeners says he instantly doubled his response rate from women just by making one little change to his profile pick. Dang. Was it slightly unethical and misleading? It's not really for me to say. Is it not? The more important question is, did it work?

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your podcasts second date update there's a ton of bad dating terms out there to describe what happened to you whether you got catfish or breadcrumbed or mongolian barbecued. Why does it all taste the same? It's supposed to be a bad thing. I'm curious, is there a term for when your date shows up to meet you and then cancels almost instantly for the rest of the night? Wait.

What? After she saw you meet up. You're in, you're together? Yeah. And then they like, no, actually, never mind. Oh, how. I'll call that. I think that's disappointment.

Or honesty. Yeah. Brutal honesty. Maybe it's one sip one day. because we need to figure out whatever the term is. I don't think that's going to catch on, but yeah. Okay. Disappointed is what we'll go with for now.

Apparently, it happened to our listener, Decker, that his date bailed almost immediately. At least that's what I got from reading his email, so let's talk about it. Decker, welcome to the show, ma'am. Hey, how you doing? Dude, why would you even want to call this person back if they were that rude? You know, I'm not even sure if she was so rude. I just, I can't figure it out. Huh.

I guess maybe we need to understand the story more. No, let's draw conclusions right now without knowing anything. It's usually how I like to do it. I think he had bad hair. You know what? Maybe we'll get a few details from you, Decker, if that's okay. Let's just start from the beginning. What's this girl's name?

Kelsey. Okay, and where'd you guys meet? Bumble. Okay. So it was an online date. Okay. You know, I'll be honest, the last couple of months, I've been getting a much more positive response on my Bumble bro.

I changed my main picture, and I feel like that did the trick. What was the big change in the photo? Yeah. What other person did you use as your profile pic? No, no. I took, it's my face, but I superimposed it on another person's body in a picture. Well, you know, Luke Combs is in the picture. It was a picture with Luke Combs, and it's my face, so I'm in the picture with Luke Combs.

But you never actually, you never actually met Luke Combs. I mean, I've actually met a lot of famous people. I worked backstage in some music venues, so I've met a lot of cool. But I didn't have a picture with Luke Combs. Why? Use another picture of another celebrity. Well, is it a really good Photoshop job, or is it a really, like, obviously fake one where people would be like, oh, that's funny?

No, it's a pretty good job. I mean, why do you think she went out with me? Oh, no. Because of dating terms, you catfish, Charlie. Yeah. Sort of. Well, here's, is the body type similar to your body type? Yeah, I think I picked, I could pull off an eight-pack, no problem, sure.

Interesting. Okay. Well, it got her interested in you at least, so tell us about where the conversation went from there. Look, we had good conversation. We decided to meet up. I know through talking to her that she's a big live music fan, and I thought, let's do something fun. So I got us some tickets to go see Morgan Wallin in concert. Oh, wow.

Okay, so you're just leaning into this country world. All right. Well, that's a big show. Country's popular. Yeah, it's expensive. Yeah. $400 each. Yeah.

Is there that much? You got to go bigger, you know, don't go at all. Okay. Okay. I bet she was excited. How did she take the news that she was going to be seeing Morgan Wallen live in person? I mean, she was into it. And we texted throughout the week and things were going good.

Now, a few days before I was going to go with her, I realized I had to take my car to the shop. and it got stuck there for a few extra days so I was scrambling and I borrowed a buddy of mine's car and he's got a perfectly nice car I wasn't a big deal so now you got a fake body and a fake car you're so fake bro not true

the body was similar and so was the car okay so wait you even picked her up before this concert yeah yeah I picked her up and as I'm driving to pick her up I look I'm looking in the rear view mirror check my hair and I see that my buddy left these car seats in the back

of the car. Oh, he has kids. Pull over. Uh-oh. Put him in the trunk, quick. I should have done that, but I didn't. Right when she climbed in, I mean, it's the first thing she noticed. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. So I explained the situation and he seemed okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. You told her it was your friend's car and those are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good.

Then you don't feel very fake like we were insinuating earlier. But you said, like, at what point did she leave? Like, did you guys? get into the concert ever? Well, we went and we stopped and got some food and a drink, one drink at a bar. And almost immediately, she just says, I'm not feeling well, I'm feeling a little nauseous.

And so she goes to the bathroom a couple of times and finally she just says, you know, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well. I think you're going to have to take me home. Oh. Well, that feels legit, though. That doesn't even feel like an excuse. No, but why should I tell you to go to the concert without her

and like Uber herself home? She brought up a lot of different options I mean I think she felt bad about it But what she made clear is I just don't think I can go Okay Oh man Well Brooke doesn't respect this woman after just one drink She's saying that ew

Right bro? My guess is that she was trying to power through Jeffrey and then she realized while they were at the restaurant Like ugh I just I can't do it But this sounds real like I believe her Why would anybody not go to the concert If you're using your line? And you had the tickets right

they weren't on her phone that she went without you that's a good point she turns around and goes yes i had the ticket okay okay and i honestly i really did believe that she wanted to go yeah but i take her home i drop her off i've texted her since then saying i hope you're feeling better i hope you're doing okay and also said but we should find a chance to you know have a do-over and she says thank you for checking in but she has not once responded to the idea of another date It sounds like she was actually sick Is this boring if this is like But she also doesn't want to see him

Yeah You know both things may be true Oh because she's not responding That's true We'll find out where the truth really lies When we come back and call Kelsey And try and get you your country themed Second Date update

Yehah we're doing it right after this Banjo's ready Yeah this isn't we're not country people Hold on Second Date update What would make a woman Cancel a concert date for one of the biggest music artists in the world

right before they walk into the show. Wow. Because that's what happened to our listener, Decker. His date, Kelsey, suddenly told him that she wasn't feeling good and had to go home, so they never made it into the actual venue. Maybe she realized she was going to a country music show, and that's dawned on her late.

They had talked about it. They had talked about it earlier, and she had expressed excitement and interest in going. I'm just joking, Jeff. Just kidding. All of like the sickness stuff would have been believable, except for the fact that Kelsey's barely answering him at all after that night, which is why Decker thinks something else must be going on other than just the sickness.

Still, what can be so bad? You're going to skip one of the biggest concerts. I mean, but they're not fun if you don't like the person you're with. Yes, true. That's what I'm saying. I think we need to know how different he looked from his profile picture than real life. I mean, he catfisher. He's a liar. I'm not a liar.

The point of it was that I would look like I would. I was buddies with, you know, a country star. It wasn't about the whole body thing. But Decker, that's also a lie. Yeah. Oh, my mind would go to he paid for a meat and greet, not his buddies. Look, I've met a lot of famous people, just not that famous dude. Oh, you got it.

I think we're just going to keep going on this circle, this cycle if we don't just continue. I mean, I'm having fun on this circle right now, but we'll hop off for a second just to call Kelsey. I'm a dollar number right now. Here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Kelsey? It's Kelsey. Who's this?

Hey, Kelsey. This is a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, Kelsey. What's up, Kelsey? Good morning. Whoa. Okay.

There's a lot of people. The whole show's here. Yeah. And we're doing this segment. I'm not sure if you're familiar with it. It's called a second date update. Okay. Okay, take that as a no.

What we're trying to do is we're, trying to help out one of our listeners to figure out if there's a reason you haven't really been talking to him much after your first, we'll call it a half date, a guy named Decker that you met up with recently. Okay. The thing is, Decker's confused why there hasn't been any communication between you two after that night. Okay.

And by the way, we do hope that you feel better because we heard that you were a little under the weather right before the concert. You missed a whole concert. I mean, you must have been sick. Okay, yeah. I am feeling better, thank you. That's good. Is Decker reading it right that you don't want to hang out with him again?

I just, I mean, the date wasn't what I expected. Yeah. Okay, well, I could tell you what he told us was that he had planned this really fun concert night at the Morgan Wallen show. He picked you up in his friend's car. Which he didn't realize had car seats in the back seat. until you got in, which sounds like that would have been pretty shocking for you.

It was like a, a, oh, heyo. It was his body's car great, because, you know, then friends with people who have families, that always seems nice. Okay.

There's not much left to what he told us. He said you stopped off somewhere to grab a quick drink right before the show, and then almost immediately you started to feel sick and had to go home. All right.

That is true. Okay. Is it true that you were actually sick? That is not true. Okay. Interesting. So something happened where you had to fake it just to get out of the date? Look, I was excited.

I mean, this guy, I was thinking this guy must really like me. These are expensive tickets. This concert is sold out. I know it is. And we get to the bar for a drink and food. And then he tells me the deal with the tickets. What's the deal? He says that one of us has to pretend to be hurt.

What? He brought crutches in the boot, he says. They're in the trunk. Wait, one of you has to pretend to be disabled for the night? I mean, I injured, you know. Why? Why would somebody need to do that? Because we have to get to the disabled seats, he says to me.

Oh, my God. He bought seats in a disabled section? They're hard tickets to get. This is the only way he could get these tickets. Oh, no. If people don't know, they don't go to events, there is a specific section for disabled people that need wheelchairs or crutches. And so I've actually had this combo with my friends before. Like, how awful would it be if somebody faked it?

So you're saying the thought has crossed your mind before. Okay. But you talk to yourself out of it. So wait. Are you sure he wasn't joking? Okay, now I never saw the crutches. I never saw the boot. Okay.

I'm like, no, I've got to get out of here. I can't. I can't do that. No wonder you left. He's got a real loose moral line. That's for sure. I totally see now. And I'm sure he's not going to be too happy that you faked being sick in front of him to get out of a day.

What she did is nothing compared to him. I don't know. I'm trying to one person instead of 10,000 or however many in there. There's millions of people listening. Yeah, a lot of people are listening while Decker is on the other line, too, wanting to talk to you. Oh, man. No. Oh, God.

You don't have to feel bad. He's got to feel bad in this. situation. Decker, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Decker. You know what? More than anyone, I believe that there's always two sides to any story. Okay. I'll let you take his side then.

I'm not taking a side. I'm just wanting to hear what your explanation is, Decker, for what we just heard. Yeah. Well, exactly. There are two sides. And the thing is, look, if you've been to a concert, you know that this is big money. I didn't want to spend all that money to go to this concert.

and see the back of somebody's head. Oh, so not only did you not do it because you couldn't get tickets, you just wanted better seats? Yeah. I paid for the tickets. I paid for the tickets. They're not for you. They're not for you.

You're not allowed to buy those tickets. They're not for you. There could have been somebody who wanted to go to the concert who's like, I don't know, has crutches and they couldn't go because of you. You're an able-bodied man. Exactly. I am able-bodied, but Kelsey, she's not. She had the crutches in the booth.

Oh, my God. How many other women have you gotten into this boot? Oh, my God. Yeah, is that a normal play that you've done before? He said he goes a lot of concerts. I don't know if I want to hear the answer. No, I bought them for this date. That's it.

And you didn't measure your own foot before you bought it? Like, what the hell are you going to throw her under the bus? No, look, it was a deal that I got online. I was hustling to get this date with her because I want to make it special. Okay, he knew that Kelsey was a big country fan and was willing to do whatever it took in order to get her into this amazing show. Oh, yeah. How romantic, Jeff. Well, that's something that you confer with your date about in advance.

Like, I don't even think I could enjoy that. Even if we were dating for a year, I don't think I could do that. Wow. Shivalry's dead, Jen. I hope you could just say you could never do that. I don't know the link to the relationship. Well, I mean, how good are these seats in this particular section? They sound pretty good from what Decker's saying.

She'll be in a first body cat. Yeah. All right, look, it didn't happen. It's in the past. I was able to sell the tickets for a profit anyway, so it's all good. Oh, come on. So someone who was actually disabled who could have bought the tickets wasn't able to because you had purchased them. And then they were.

They were in the disabled section. So it must have been a disabled person that got to go for the show just for a little bit more money than they would have paid otherwise. Or you're like, hey, the tickets come with a free boot. Here, put this on. Tucker, I guess one. I'm going to say, like, it just makes you think, like, what other kinds of lies are okay. Yeah, like who you're... Don't make him think that.

He'll come up with something. Like, who you're friends with, right? Like, what celebrities you've actually met and what celebrities you haven't, Decker? I've met a lot of celebrities, Brooke. I don't know who you're talking about specifically. Yeah. He's talking about us, obviously, because he's a friend of the show. Friend of men.

Maybe I shouldn't have said that. I'm not, I'm sorry. I'm not claiming Decker. Okay. Yeah, at least as... Okay, look, you've all made your point, okay? We just... We don't see eye to eye on this,

but what I'm going to say is the past is the past. And look, Kelsey, like I said, I made a couple extra bucks off of it. Why don't we pretend of this didn't happen and let's go to another country? It's the dirtiest money. You wouldn't go out on another date and use the money you made off of disabled people?

You say it that way. We don't know if they were disabled. Oh, my God. Not officially. It doesn't matter who bought the tickets, okay? I don't know. No, just go out with me again. And if you say yes to another day, we would pay for it.

We would not. Okay. I am not participating in this. We'll at least pay for the handicapped parking sticker that he'll put on his car. We can borrow one. What are we going to do then, Brooke? We're just, she's not going to say yes. Kelsey, would you ever say yes to this in a million years?

Yeah, no, I'm going to say no. It's like there's got to be a line, right? There is a line. There's a special shorter line to get in. if you sit in the disabled section and you can get in faster. I'm sure there is. All right. Well, I think you've learned your lesson here for the next time you take a woman out.

It's two boots, two sets of crutches. That way you're not putting her in a weird position. Yeah, full body cast if you think about it. Yeah, there you go. Have somebody else wheel you with. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. They say out of great crisis comes great opportunity. And already on the text line at 78592, somebody says they came up with a new business plan to buy concert tickets in the disabled section and upsell them the day of.

That's being sarcastic, Jeff. Personally, I am horrified by it. I didn't even want to read that, but I did see Brooks' reply that said, if somebody does launch this, she wants 20% of the profits because it technically was her idea. Brooke, savvy business. I like that about you. You know, you don't always have to side with our listener. Like, sometimes people cross the line so far that it's okay to say, sorry, buddy. It's not going to work. Well, that's not very entertaining, is it?

Somebody's got to try and stand up for the bad things that people do. Yeah, at this point, at this point, I feel like the listeners need to try to break you, Jeff. Yeah. What can they get away with that? Jeff will not endorse. I feel like that sentence is the hill you're going to die on. Yeah. Well, that's my job.

And at least the overall, that was a pretty easy no. that we got out of the whole conversation but there's plenty of yeses out there they're up in our second date podcasts we've got hundreds of them and you can binge them all if you want to on Apple Spotify wherever you get your podcast you'll find them at Brook and Jeffrey.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and it is time for us to recognize our hero of the week and this week's heroes teenagers. Oh, good for you because you know how it goes When they're in school, nobody wants them to be on their cell phones in class.

Texting their friends and socializing and practicing their communication skills. That is not okay, kids. You need to be learning how to calculate the tangent of a hyperbolic paraboloid rotated along the Z-axis. Because that is real life. You're going to need that one day. You're going to use it. I used it last week. That's why.

But that's why at least 18 states have implemented school cell phone bans. The thing about teens, though, is they evolve. They adapt. They overcome. So how are they getting around the no cell phone rules? Got two words for you. Google Docs. Google Docs?

Oh, my God, they're like sharing Google Docs as like passing notes, essentially. It's brilliant, isn't it, Brooke? Good job, kids. They all have laptops in class now, so they just open a live Google Doc with all their friends, which gives them real-time access to it so they can all just type and chat with each other all class long. They basically reinvented the AOL chat room. Dude, they've come so far since passing notes, you know? Yeah, we used to just be like, circle yes or no.

And that's the best part because all the teachers have no idea. They just think, oh, wow, look at all these kids so busy taking notes. What students we have. The teachers probably have access to all their Google Docs too. They can't see it, I think. Yeah. Not if you create a private Google Doc for only the students. No, they have firewalls against that.

Yeah, school computers. The students have figured out a way around it. You can't outsmart the teens. Jeff is talking to the students somehow, guys. And that's that type of resourcefulness and desire to do anything but learn is what makes modern teenagers our heroes. of the week I just hope some teenagers are listening

to our next segment because there will be zero learning during laser stories that's coming up right after this come on why is this taking so long

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to sit down with the one, the only, Cardi B. My marriage, I felt the love dying. I was crying every day. I felt in the deepest depression that I had ever had. How do you think you're misunderstood? I'm not this evil, mean person that people think that I am.

I'm too compassionate. I have sympathy for that fuck my man. You put so much heart and soul into your work? What's the hardest part for you to take that criticism? This shit was not given to me. I worked my ass off for me. Even when I was a stripper, I'm going to be the best pole dancer in here.

When was the moment you felt I did it? I still, to this day, don't feel comfortable. I fight every day to keep this level of success because people want to take it from you so bad. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Chetty on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I started trying to get pregnant about four years ago now.

We were getting a little bit older, and it just kind of felt like the window could be closing. Bloomberg and IHeart Podcasts present. IVF disrupted, the Kind Body story, a podcast about a company that promised to revolutionize fertility care. Introducing Kind Body, a new generation of women's health and fertility care. Backed by millions in venture capital and private equity, it grew like a tech startup. While Kind Body did help women start families, it also left behind a stream of disillusioned.

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the kind body story, starting September 19 on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Power struggles, shady money, drugs, violence, and broken promises. It's a freaking war zone. These people are animals. There's no integrity.

There's no loyalty. That's all gone. In the 1980s, modeling wasn't just a dream. It was a battlefield. Book, book, book. Mike deals. Let's get models in. Let's get them out.

And the models themselves? They carried scars that never fully healed. Until this day, honestly, if I see a measuring tape, I freak out. The Model Wars podcast peels back the glossy cover and reveals a high-stakes game where survival meant more than beauty. Hosted by me, Vanessa Grigoriatis, this is the untold story of an industry built on ruthless ambition. Listen to Model Wars on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey guys, it's Stephanie Beatriz and Melissa Fumero, and this is more better. We are jumping right in and ready to hear from you. Your thoughts, your questions. your feelings about socks with sandals. And we're ready to share some possibly questionable advice and hot takes. God, that sucks so hard, though. I'm so sorry. Can you out petty them? Can you match their pettiness for funsies?

Yeah. We had so much fun last season, laughing, crying, talking to some new and old friends. Remember when we were in that scene where you guys were just supposed to hug and I was standing? Oh, yeah. And I was like, can I also hug them? I'm like, this f*** has no friends. This time around, we are, say it, Melissa. Should I?

Say it. Getting a little more better. Oh, finally. It's all the dressing room talk you've loved in season one. All the things. Because aren't we all trying to get a little more better? Listen to more better on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, it's season.

It's the radio segment that's making toilet time fun. with a new kind of toilet paper called PDF flush. Oh, no. PDF? PDF. It prints out all of your work emails directly onto your teepee. So you can finally show your boss how you really feel about his daily meeting reminders. Oh, wow.

That's as close as you'll come to reading your emails, Jeff. Until you're like, oh, no, that was important. It's laser stories. The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other inbox in cells just don't. This first laser story is out of the leader in lasers by a wide margin, Florida. A 31-year-old man named David Martinez woke up one morning,

looked outside and noticed something strange in his front yard. Dozens and dozens of tampons were everywhere. That's a lot of money. Those things are not cheap. Pick those up and keep them. Officials say there were 75 to 100 tampons. In total, hanging from trees, strewn over walkways, and even found inside his mailbox. Ain't nobody got time for that?

Maybe it's his lawn's time of the month, you guys. You shouldn't judge. That's true. Changing seasons and whatnot. That's why. Immediately, David suspected the culprit. A 28-year-old woman named Gabrielle Franzé. He dumped her a few weeks back, and she was having some issues with their breakup.

Uh-oh. So police paid her a little visit to ask a few questions. And Gabrielle initially denied that she was there or even knew where her ex lived. Wait, what's his name? I've never heard of that man. She says we dated. When she was shown security camera footage of her truck outside his home, she changed her story and said it was her mom and aunt's idea. To do tampons?

Again, use teepee. Like, that's expensive. I mean, the impact is not what you think it is. No. The other issue is that Gabrielle's a little. local firefighter, so she's been placed on paid leave and was charged with two counts of

misdemeanor stalking. You have access to a fire hose and you go with tampons. Interesting. One witness commented, people can do crazy things when they feel jilted by an ex, but covering their lawn with a hundred tampons seems like you might need some therapy. Yeah.

Well, you're going to need tampons because it's wasted it. This next laser story is out of Denver. There's an ultra-runner event coming up that's making headlines. These are all so... I should not ultra-running. Oh, sorry. So crazy.

It's called the International Taco Bell 50K. What? Hey, that one's for me. So yes, 5-0. Oh, wait. 50K comes out to 31 miles. Nah, never mind. The race is a loop throughout Denver and includes mandatory stops at 10 area Taco Bells.

What? I mean, I guess if you're burning that many calories, maybe it'd be good. Good to take in some taco bells? Yeah. We're burning a hole to the back of your running shoes. There's some positives to it. Here's how it works. You have to order something at nine of the 10 different Taco Bells.

Oh, you have to. And you actually have to eat the food. Tasty. That's like a challenge. That includes one Chalupa Supreme or one crunch wrap Supreme. Oh, they even have a list of what you have to get. You have to hit one of those by the fourth stop. Oh.

And one burrito Supreme or Nacho Bell Grande by the eighth stop. That's going to be the stomach. This is the only ultramarathon I want to go and watch the finish. Oh, God, I don't know. There is going to be some sad people coming over that line. And you need to cross the finish line of the 31 miles within 11 hours. Oh, wow. Dang.

So you do need to keep all of your receipts and your food wrappers to prove you actually did it. This is kind of interesting because it's really against all other Taco Bell customers. Yeah, it is like a social experiment. And they say drinks do not count as food. Wow. How dare they? Naturally, this is a very challenging race for your own digestive system, but you've got to keep it all down. They have a zero tolerance policy on vomiting.

If you do, you're immediately disqualified. Could you go through the drive-thru? Like run-through? Yeah, it doesn't matter how you get it. I bet they're going to get it. You are banned from on-course stomach medicines, too, including Pepto, Pepsid A.C., Alka Zeltzer and Mylanta. Those are considered PEDs.

Now you are able to use the bathroom as much as you like, but you can only use Taco Bell restrooms, along with one other approved public toilet. Oh my gosh, sounds like torture. By the fourth one, you're just not leaving. Yeah. You're just staying in that taco ball. Can you imagine the line?

Oh. Seriously. The race is in its eighth year, and this time they're expecting around 600 participants. Hey, we shouldn't be talking crap. It sounds like it's popular. For the record, Taco Bell is not affiliated with this in any way, and they won't even comment on it. Wow.

Organizers. Legal reasons. Yeah. That's what the organizers think. It might be something new with their legal team, because if they try to endorse it, they may open themselves up to liability issues. Right. But at the same time, they probably don't mind the publicity either. Sure.

This next laser story is out of Halloween headquarters. Bye. I'm sure you could be a pirate or a mummy this Halloween, but if you want to have your finger on the pulse of what's happening now, Now, that's why the publication variety put together a list of the best pop culture Halloween costumes. So here's some of the highlights for this year. One option is to be a Laboooo-Boo- Those collectible plush toys. They're already pretty creepy, but now they can be human-sized if you dress as one. I've been seeing that.

Me too. Another pop culture costume possibility is Brad Pitt's character, Sunny Hayes, in F-1. Oh, because you're dressed up as an F-1 driver. Blackone drivers is really popular for dudes race car outfit or how about

Taylor Swift in her life of a showgirl era you could do that it's not getting the love that everybody expected it to so beware I know Or maybe you're in a desperate need

of a group costume and you work on some kind of popular morning radio show then why not go with the girl group Huntrix from K-pop demon hunters and the Saja boys so all of our listeners comments

and my stream Everyone just wants us to be K-pop Demon Hunter. Other popular tandem costumes include Glinda and Elfubba from Wicked. Oh, yeah. Elfabah, come on Elfabah, dude. Elfabah? Wow. Have you not seen Wicked?

No respect. He thinks she's Latina. I thought you were a Broadway boy. Okay, I'm going to go with the larger-sized costume around the waist for Elfubba. Or you could be Charlie XX versus Taylor Swift. Yeah, now that's going to be with some boxing clubs. That's trendy, and if that doesn't work, you can always go as a non-controversial. Sidney

Sweeney. Oh. It's getting better every day. She's always in the news. Yeah. As for me,

I'm thinking of not participating in this year's Halloween costume and just tucking my head into its shell. But good news. There's some candy

in there. Hey, okay. Or something sticky and sweet. I don't know. But sound means laser stories has come to an end

for the day. We're going to do it again same time on Friday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. win brook box today's player

lives with regret uh oh no her name's Valerie she's played brook a few times but the loss that she suffered is the burden she now carries and her child won't let her live it down because Valerie found out

hello kitty's bow is red yes it is not pink Can you imagine the humiliation that she has been living with? Now, whenever she sees Hello Kitty online or on a backpack or at the mall, she hides her face in total shame. Oh, no. Haunted by the kitty. Yes, can she crawl out of her den of embarrassment? And better question, will there be another trivia about the color of something in today's game?

We will find out, Valerie, welcome back to the show. Hello. Wow. I mean, did all that ring so true for you? Oh, yeah. My seven-year-old likes to point it out every time. As they should. She is in love with you guys.

We listen every morning on the way to school. Oh, what's her name? Freya. Freya. Freya. Yeah, the smart one in the family. Hey. Hi, Freya.

Maybe Freya can finally forgive her mother if she's able to pull out a victory today. We'll find out Brooks going to leave the studio, and you know how it works. You've got 30 seconds to answer as many questions as possible if you don't know when you could say pass, but you have to beat Brooke outright if you want to win. Are you ready? As I'll ever be. Good luck. Not that you need it.

Your time starts now. Today is National Fluffer Nutter Day. Fluffer Nutter's are sandwiches made with peanut butter and what else? Marshmallow Fluff. What Hawaiian city's name translates to Sheltered Harbor in English? Honolulu. The sun produces solar energy. What type of energy does the moon?

produce. Lunar. What color are the stars on a U.S. flag? White? Jimmy Donaldson is the real name of what popular YouTuber? Oh. Pass. Okay. My daughter probably knows that too. Yeah, she definitely knows. And if that ends up being the thing that makes you lose. Oh my gosh. This is going to be super embarrassing. But now that Brooke is back in the studio, it says on my screener, fall season is Valerie's jam. She loves Halloween. Do you have your house decorated yet, Valerie?

We are just putting the finishing touches on my husband is, I think, on the ladder. Probably on the roof right now. I should probably be spotting him, in fact. What's the head on the roof? Like a spider? We have giant inflatable crack and tentacles coming out of our window. That's cool. That's so awesome.

That's really fun. How much candy, like, do you guys do fun size or full size at your house to give out? We are too rural and we don't get trick-or-treaters, so I make a humongous gifts bags for my kids' classrooms. Oh, that's so sweet. That's so good, because whenever kids visit Brooks' house, she takes candy out of their bags. I believe that.

Are you not supposed to do that? Yeah, most people give the candy to the children. There's a choice. Trick or a treat. I pick the treat every time. Yeah, sure. It's a nice victory for you, and your family's so cool. Maybe it's something that you want to adopt this year, Valerie, maybe?

No, I don't think so. Okay. Something to think about. It's fun to make him cry on Halloween, though. Let's keep it going, Brooke. It's your turn. Are you ready? I'm ready. Your time starts now.

Today is national fluffer nutter day. Fluffer nutters are sandwiches made with peanut butter and what else? Marshmallow fluff. What Hawaiian city's name translates to sheltered harbor in English? Honolulu. The sun produces solar energy. What type of energy does the moon produce? Lunar?

What color are the stars on a U.S. flag? White. Jimmy Donaldson is the real name. of what popular YouTuber? Oh, my God. Why am I spacing his name? You know, the beast. What's his name?

Beast guy. Beast guy is going to give you money. What is his name? Stop while you're already behind. Jimmy the Beast. We're all embarrassing ourselves. Let's just go to the scoreboard and see how you both did with Jose. We bring the boom.

That's what we do. Balanios. Yeah. Valerie, you got four correct today. You brought the boom. That really hit, Jeff. The Jose gets so excited about it. I love it, Costco, guys.

And Brock also four. Oh, you're kidding me. Wow. Mr. Beatt, that's it. That's his head. Finally. Oh, Valerie, I'm sorry. Tie goes to the house on these.

Let's go over the answers. National Fluffer Nutter Day is today. Fluffer Nutter's. I've never even heard of these before. I have. I've never tried him. Sandwich is made with peanut butter. and marshmallow fluff.

They're delicious, but do it with Nutella instead of peanut. Nutella. Nutella and marshmallows. The Hawaiian city name that translates to sheltered harbor would be Honolulu. Good job. The sun produces solar energy. The moon produces lunar energy. Stars on a U.S. flag are colored white.

Jimmy Donaldson is the real name of the YouTuber, Mr. Beast. I forgot it was, I thought it was formal beast. Yeah, now, Valerie, it was not enough to be Brooke today. But the good news is just for playing. You win a pair of tickets to see K-pop Super Group 17 at the Tacoma Dome on Saturday, October 11th. Oh, well, my daughter will forgive me. There you go. Thank you.

That's a big hit. Halloween is saved. Totally redeemed myself. Well done, Valerie. Thank you so much for playing. Come back. Do it again soon. We're going to do Win the Xbox same time tomorrow.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, come on. Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient. Still using yesterday's tech, upgrade to the ThinkPad X1 Carbon, ultra-light, ultra-powerful, and built for serious productivity with Intel Core Ultra processors, blazing speed, and AI-powered performance. It keeps up with your business, not the other way around.

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a podcast about a company that promised to revolutionize fertility care. It grew like a tech startup. While Kind Body did help women start families, it also left behind a stream of disillusioned and angry patients. You think you're finally like in the right hands. You're just not. Listen to IVF Disrupted, the Kind Body Story, on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hey, I'm Jay Shetty, host of the On Purpose podcast. I had the incredible opportunity to sit down with the one, the only, Cardi B. My marriage, I felt the love dying. I was crying every day. I felt in the deepest depression that I had ever had. This shit was not given to me. I worked my ass off for me. Listen to On Purpose with Jay Shetty.

on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. In the 1980s, modeling wasn't just a dream. It was a battlefield. It's a freaking war zone. These people are animals. The Model Wars podcast peels back the glossy cover and reveals a high-stakes game where survival meant more than beauty. Hosted by me, Vanessa Gregoriatis, this is the untold story of an industry built a ruthless ambition.

Listen to Model Wars on the IHeart Radio. app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Samihante, it's Anna Ortiz. And I'm Mark and Delicado. You might know us as Hilda and Justin from Ugly Betty. Welcome to our new podcast, Viva Betty. Yay! We're re-watching the series from start to finish and getting into all the fashions,

the drama, and the behind-the-scenes moments that you've never heard before. But you were still bartending? I didn't know that. Carpac is like, is that you? And it's a commercial for Betty. And I was like, I quit. I quit. Listen to Viva Betty on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.