Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Phone Tap: Spanish Test Prankster (3/26/18)

Episode Date: March 26, 2018

This guy wasn't allowed to graduate High School on time because he was caught cheating on a test, he looses his mind when he thinks the person who ratted him out is on the other line.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm Bradley Johnson with 1-800-D-U-I-AWAY. Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice. But if you're pulled over, the next best choice is to call 1-800-D-U-I-AWAY. It's another Jubal phone tap. Weekday mornings on the 20s. Only on Movie 92.5. Hello? Oh my gosh, is this Justin?

Yeah. I can't believe it's really you. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, uh, who is this? Oh, this is so cool, man. It was so hard tracking down your number. Who is this? Oh, this is so cool, man. It was so hard tracking down your number.

Who is this? You don't know who this is? No. Come on. Are you serious? Yeah, no, I have no idea. I'm sorry. All right, fine. I'll give you three guesses.

It's going to blow your mind. It'll be fun. I don't even know where to start guessing. Honestly, I'm sorry. Maybe start off trying to guess like a period in your life. A period in my life? Yeah. I don't know.

High school? Okay. Okay. I see where you're going. The answer is yes. You remember now? Still, no. I see where you're going. The answer's yes. You remember now? Still, no, I still have no idea. Could you be a little more specific?

Were we friends? All right, look, I'll just tell you. I'll just tell you because I can't wait to tell you. I'm the guy who told on you for cheating on your high school Spanish test. Remember? What? Yeah, pretty cool, huh? I bet you didn't even know who it was. It was me. Are you f***ing serious? Yeah, pretty cool, huh? I bet you didn't even know who it was.

It was me. Are you f***ing serious? Yeah. What's up? Why are you calling me? Why are you calling me now? Just to give you a little blast from the past. So cool.

Okay, so first of all, I don't know who the f*** you are still, but just so you know, I had to take summer school. I couldn't graduate because of that f***ing test. I know. Oh, my God. What a prank. What a prank. Right?

Yeah, no, that was awesome. Yeah, cool. Thanks. Woo-hoo. All right. Way to blast my 18-year-old summer. Thanks very much. Yeah, dude.

I totally owned you. So what's your name? Who is this? So I know, just so I can remember. If you don't know, I don't want to tell you right now. I'll just tell you when we get together. What makes you think we're going to get together? Because a blast from the past, man.

We got to sit down and catch up. Maybe, I don't know, go to dinner, movie, something like that. You f***ing ratted me out out and I couldn't graduate on time because of you and now you want to hang out? I'm not going to hang out. I'm not going to get dinner with you. I'm not going to a movie. I'm not going to date you. Oh, come on. Like, we could talk about one of the best pranks I ever played and I'm kind of a

prankster. Dude, that's not a prank, alright? You just ratted me out. You just threw me under a bus and kept me from graduating. How is that a prank? Yeah, how was summer school? I'm joking. Hey, I do want to make it up to you because... The only thing you can do to pay me back is just hang up and never call me again.

I don't need to ever talk to you again. So now we're square. Thanks. Okay, how about this? Maybe you can call my boss and tell him that I'm stealing from him. Because I am. What? Yeah, once a prankster, always a prankster.

I've stolen like 50 grand from my boss. I'll let you rat me out. I don't need to work there anymore. You stole 50,000? That's not a prank. That is not a f***ing prank. That's theft. You should be arrested for that.

That's a lot different than a test in high school. Oh, you could get arrested for a prank. Yeah, right. Dude, figure it out. You're going to get arrested. Somebody's going to catch you. Somebody's going to find you. Somebody's going to notice that money is missing, and you're going to go to jail. That's not a prank. You're

going to do time. Fine. Alright, if you don't want to rap me out to my boss, you could rap me out to the grocery store I went to the other day. I took so much meat. I got like a whole freezer full of free meat from him. Pranked him hard. Why are you telling me all this? Because I just wanted

to say, hey man, I was a prankster back then. I'm a prankster now. And you and I could totally hang out and have some fun together. If we ever got together in person, I would just punch you in your dumb face. First of all. Then I would call the cops on you. Well, if you called the cops, I wouldn't be able to do this prank phone call.

And that would suck. I'm a prankster, you know? Yeah, sure. Alright. Now you're a prank phone call. You're just a prankster, dude. Whatever. Hey, I'm a prankster. Look at me. No, yeah. This actually is a prank phone call. Because this is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the morning doing a phone tap on you

and your friend Ron set you up. Who? His name's Ron. He says he hasn't seen you in years and told me about that Spanish test you cheated on and wanted me to do a prank phone call on you. What the f***? Son of a b***h. You know Ron?

Yeah, I knew a Ron a long time ago in high school, but I have no idea how he would know about a Spanish test or remember it or have anybody f***ing call me about it. Well, anyway, I guess he wanted to reconnect with you with a prank phone call, so here you go. Oh, so now is it him that ratted

me out? Is he the guy who told on me then? I have no idea. He said you guys used to be friends as kids and hasn't talked to you in a while. Yeah, apparently if he knows about it, then it must have been him that did that. So now I got him to thank. How can I get a hold of him? Well, I can give you his information.

He wanted me to give it to you, so... Oh, f*** that. F*** you. F*** him. F*** this whole thing. Okay. You want me to pass that along to Ron? Yes, please do. And please don't exclude any f***s. Tell him he's a f***ing f***. F*** you, too. Wake up every morning with Jubal phone tabs. Weekday mornings on the 20s.

Only on Movin' 92.5. We're so done with new year, new you. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too. Be more you this year and

find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general.

You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Ed Zitron, host of the Better Offline Podcast. And this January, we're going to go on the road to beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, to cover the Consumer Electronics Show, tech's biggest conference. Better Offline CES coverage won't be the usual rundown of the hottest gadgets or biggest trends, but an unvarnished look at what the tech industry plans to sell or do to you in 2025. I'll be joined by David Roth of Defector and the writer Edward Ongueso Jr.

With guest appearances from Behind the Bastards Robert Evans, It Could Happen Here's Gare Davis and a few surprise guests throughout the show Listen to Better Offline on the iHeartRadio app Apple Podcasts or wherever else you get your podcasts from