Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date PODCAST: YouTube Date

Episode Date: June 8, 2015

One of our listeners, Rob, decided to do something a little fun and a little different for his first... Unfortunately, it didn't go as smoothly as he had hoped. In fact, it kind of just got WEIRD.... Now he's hoping for a shot at redemption. Can we help him out? Listen in the Second Date Update.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Moving 92.5. Rook and Jubal's Second Date Update. A lot of my dates have started the same way that the date in today's Second Date Update started. You talk to somebody online, they say, show up at my place. You open the door and they go, are you ready to shoot some video? And I go, yes, absolutely, let's do this. That's the way most of my dates start and they're always a really, really fun time. That's sort of what happened on Rob's date.

Rob is on the phone, he wants to call a girl named Annie today. It's a very interesting thing that you did on your first date with Annie, Rob. Yeah, it is. I just try to be different. Yeah, I made it sound way creepier than it actually is. Why don't you explain to everybody what your date was? All right, so this girl, her name is Annie. We met on Tinder. We were kind of hitting it off, just messaging back and forth, and she seemed really cool, and I just wanted to sort of be different just because, you know, it's Tinder. Not everyone takes it too seriously. Well, and from the sounds

of it, it sounded like Jubal was describing you putting an ad on Craigslist. You guys are making it sound like it was way worse than it was. Trust me. Like, I'm not creepy. I promise. I promise that. Did she or did she not show up to your house and you said, I'm going to

shoot some video of you? I did. I don't know if I said it in that way. Oh, my gosh. But I literally said, you're going to have the most fun date that you've never experienced before. So I came up with the idea to have a YouTube date. What? YouTube date?

What is that? Yeah. All right, okay, so hear me out. All right, so... It sounds like you're just going to sit there and watch YouTube videos. I mean, how many... Okay, hear me out.

Okay, so when she got to my door, I had a car waiting for her that says, you've been invited to a YouTube date, and if you accept, ring the doorbell. And so she rings the doorbell, right? So I answer, and I sort of have this ridiculous, crazy outfit on from, like, the 1970s, thinking

that she'd be down because I'm kind of a goofball sometimes. Her reaction wasn't what I expected. Like, she kind of giggled, but... Yeah, she's probably like, what the hell is a YouTube date, and why are you dressed like that? Yeah, she kind of had that reaction. But I told her, I said, the whole goal, the whole point of the date is to make a viral video on YouTube. What? Okay.

Wait, slow down here for a second. So that's what a YouTube date is. A YouTube date, I guess, is to try to make a viral video. Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I can't be the first person to ever think of this. And why do you think a woman would want to do this? Viral videos are usually embarrassing. I mean, I just thought we'd have a good time and have a few laughs.

I mean, for the first 20 minutes, it was going really, really well. And she would come up with all these awesome ideas. And then it just sort of fizzled out. And, like, for the next 45 minutes, we kind of just sat in silence. Like a really bad brainstorming session. We got to make a viral video. What do you want to do? And it's like, and then her ideas and you're yelling at her.

Your ideas are terrible. That will never go viral. Yeah, but at least I had cheese and crackers for us to snack on. Why wouldn't you just bail on the idea? I mean, 20 minutes in, just go take her for a glass of wine somewhere. Because the way that we were talking on Tinder, she seemed very outgoing and I thought she'd be up for it. But it just, you know, it wasn't what it was supposed to be

and it was very awkward. Sounds like it. And, yeah, I just didn't have a plan B. You know, it wasn't what it was supposed to be and it was very awkward And yeah, I just didn't have a plan B that was you know, that's what it comes comes down to I guess So you didn't have a plan B other than a YouTube date, which is a date where you try to film a viral video Yeah, I guess the way that you're telling me now and the way that I'm thinking about it sounds really stupid But in my mind, I thought it was going to be freaking hilarious. Yeah, I can see your point, though. You're like, I'm going to try to do something out of the box and different, make her laugh. It's going to be like a crazy scene from a movie where she tells all her friends, he's such a funny, crazy, kooky guy.

And then it just didn't work for you. Yeah, and then we would totally get a YouTube video out of it that went viral. And then, you know, we'd be famous. It just didn't work out. So did you ever shoot a video? Yeah, we did. But I mean, it's stupid. It was so dumb.

I don't want to tell you. You've already embarrassed yourself with the YouTube date. You might as well tell us what the video is. Alright, so the idea that we finally came up with was you know the movie Frozen, right?

Everyone knows the movie Frozen. Yeah. So we did the song Let It Go and we used couch cushions as the mouth. I was the top and she was the bottom

and this is not a sexual thing at all so you both are holding couch cushions pretending like it was a giant couch mouth singing the song frozen singing singing let it go and that is terrible yeah guess how many views how many seven you are killing it right now on YouTube. It's understandable why that didn't get any views. What do you describe it? It's almost kind of funny. Did she have fun?

I mean, yeah, in the beginning, I'd say it was pretty fun, but the vibe that I was getting, I'm pretty sure she just kind of wanted to do it just to move on to get to the next portion of the date or to maybe leave. I just want to get this video done so that I can go on about my day and not have to be on this date anymore.

How many times have you tried to get a hold of her since your date? I mean, I've tried to contact her and text her a few different times, but she actually hasn't responded at all. And I'm thinking, I mean, did I screw it up with the YouTube date? I guess what I'm asking myself is she's not responding. And I'm guessing that she probably didn't share that YouTube video on like her Facebook page or anything. Well, Brooke,

I didn't even share that YouTube video. So if you didn't imagine, I didn't. And it's not my best work. Alright, well, play a song. Come back. Call her and get your second date update, okay? Alright, thank you. Alright, hang on. Moving 92.5 Brooke and All right. Hang on. Get up. Get up. Moving 92.5.

Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If you're just tuning in for the second date update, Rob is on the phone. He wants to call a girl named Annie. One of the most original dates we've ever heard. It skirts the line between fun and creepy very well, and I like that about it. He took her on a YouTube date. They met on Tinder.

She showed up to his house. He said, are you down to do a YouTube date? She said yes. A YouTube date, I guess, is where you guys get together and try to film a viral video. That was the whole point of the date. He thought it would be very fun and exciting for her and it would show that he knows how to have a good time and he's a funny guy.

And it didn't exactly work like he thinks because they couldn't really think of a good idea, and at the end of the date she left and hasn't called him back. Rob, I think I know why you're not getting a call back. Why? Well, she probably saw that you weren't getting a lot of views on your YouTube video and is just very upset and doesn't want to talk to you anymore. Yeah, I'm sure that's the reason. Guaranteed.

Rob, if you get a chance at a second date, do you just want to do something more normal? Normal? Yeah, that's the word that I was going to say. Yeah, I mean, dinner, no videos, no filming. Probably not even taking any pictures, just to be safe. I guess if you want to be boring and average and have just a regular date.

Yeah, well, it'll probably give me a better chance than when I did the first time. All right, I'm going to dial the phone number right now. Get her on the phone and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right, here we go. Hello? Hi, may I speak to Annie, please? This is Annie.

Hi, Annie. I'm calling from the website BuzzFeed. You may have heard of us. You have a viral video that recently got a million hits. Are you aware of that? Uh, no. Okay, good, because that didn't actually happen. How are you?

This is Jubal from Brook and Jubal in the Morning. The radio station? Yes, I am the radio station. What, uh, why are you calling? I'm calling because one of our listeners sent us an email about you really his name is rob and you recently went out on a youtube date with him oh my god yeah yeah rob remembers rob we talked to rob and he told us that you seemed like you had fun trying to film a viral video on your youtube date, which I told him was a weird idea, by the way. But he said it seemed like you enjoyed it.

You didn't enjoy it? No, it was terrible. He was like a huge pervert the entire time I was there. You think Rob's a pervert? He is a pervert. Okay, when we talked to him, he didn't sound like a pervert to me. He said you came over,

he had a note on the door that said, you're about to experience a really cool date, and then talked to him, he didn't sound like a pervert to me. He said you came over, he had a note on the door that said, you're about to experience a really cool date, and then he answered it, and you guys sat there and tried to shoot a viral video and didn't really get anything good done, but it didn't sound perverted to me. Wow. Well, he left out a lot of stuff, Ben. Really? Do you want to tell us what he left out a lot of stuff. Really? Do you want to tell us what he left out?

Yeah, I would love to, just so that no other woman will ever go out with Rob ever again. It was that bad? Honestly, it sounded like a really fun idea, and I was super into the idea of making a video. It sounded creative and fun, but all of the suggestions for the videos he had were so weird and sexual. Really? It was like, this guy is a total pervert. Weird and sexual? Because he told us that the video that you guys actually filmed was you two holding couch cushions like a mouth singing the song from Frozen.

Oh, yeah, but that was, like, after all of his suggestions, which were, at one point, he was like, oh, we should do this thing called Spank Wars. And I was like, what is that? Spank Wars? And he says it's a competition where we spank each other until someone gives up. Was he joking, though?

I mean, come on. That's got to be a joke. I thought it was a joke. I was like, he has to be joking. Right. But then he had another thing right after that, which was like, let's try butter wrestling. And I was like, what the hell? And he was like, I saw it on Honey Boo Boo, and it was really funny.

Oh, yeah. And I was like, that doesn't sound really funny. What is butter wrestling? You just grease yourself up with butter from the kitchen, and then you wrestle each other. So he invited you over, had a camera set up, and was like, hey, let's spank each other a lot. And then, oh, that's not a good idea. Let's get all buttery and wrestle yeah yeah okay like it'll go viral we'll get at least like 5,000 views and I was like I don't think that I want to do that so I suggested we'll do like the frozen

video the let it go video with the couch cushion right and that was fine and then he said he had to go to the bathroom. So he leaves. And then I get up to just check out what he's recorded on the video camera. And it was just close-up shots of my boobs. Nuh-uh. There were no couch cushions. It was just, like, tight shots of my boobs. Really?

Oh, my gosh. Okay, so he is a pervert. He's a pervert. Why didn't you say anything to him then? Why didn't you go, hey, I know what you're doing. You're just filming my boobs. I think I was in shock a little bit. Like, I couldn't believe that this was happening to me. I would never go on Tinder again if I had a date like that.

Yeah, it was pretty traumatizing. I mean, I never want to see him again. So basically, you want to now do a PSA to any girl that's on Tinder. If a guy named Rob asks you to come over and shoot some YouTube videos, don't do it. Yeah, don't do it. Why don't you tell Rob yourself? Because he's actually on the phone listening. What?

Yeah, Annie, hey. Are you serious? Yeah, it's me. how am i how am i perverted how are you perverted did you not hear just like what i said you're a disgusting pervert who filmed my boobs and suggested that we play spank wars like all right so how do you get sexual from suggesting spank wars are you a moron i don't know like what is more creepy that you're just a total pervert or the fact that you're just like not aware of what a pervert you are how many girls have you done this to listen we we were sitting in sounds for so long like what the hell is this supposed to do i just started coming up with these ideas.

I don't know. Maybe make normal conversation like a normal human being. Instead of going, Spanx, butter. Yeah, instead of, like, asking on a first date to grease up in your underwear with butter. Okay. In my defense, the whole shooting with the boobs and stuff, you have a nice rack and I'm not going to lie.

Oh, my God. That's not making it You are f***ing disgusting. I wanted to sort of remember that just because... I wanted to sort of remember that.

Rob, that is the grossest thing anyone's ever said on Second Date Updates. You had a nice rack and I sort of want to remember that. Wow, Rob. There's nothing wrong with that.

There is everything wrong with that. Rob, I've been out on a lot of dates with women who I thought had fabulous racks and you know what I did? I took a mental picture to remember it. I didn't actually bust out a video camera and tape them. You're even like a bigger pervert

than I realized. Well, in my defense, you're kind of misleading just because the way that we were talking on Tinder, it didn't seem like you would have been defensive for what happened. I knew that you were a huge creep. Okay, wait. Rob, you're saying that she shouldn't have been defensive about you videotaping her boobs in secret and then keeping that video for your own personal use.

Well, obviously she wasn't supposed to find out and know this information. Yeah, Annie, it's your fault that you found out. What is happening? I'm going to do a second date update first here. Rob, no offense. Actually, kind of a little bit of offense. I'm not sending Annie out

on another date with a guy who's going to secretly tape her boobs. Yeah, okay, whatever. All right. Whatever. Whatever. We seriously need a PSA out there about this dude. I think this is it.

Hey, Annie, thank you for your time. I will say this. I'm not going to send you out with a pervert again. I won't. Thank you. But I would like to play Spank Wars still. Are you up for it? You can play Spank Wars still. Are you up for it? You can play Spank Wars with yourself.

Okay. He already does. Not a big deal. Broken Jubal in the morning. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors.

It's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Tomer Cohen, LinkedIn's Chief Product Officer. If you're just as curious as I am about the way things are built,

then tune in to my podcast, Building One. I speak with some of the best product builders out there. I've always been inspired by frustration. It came back to my own personal pinpoint. So we had to go out to farmers and convince them. Following that curiosity is a superpower. You have to be obsessed with the human condition. Listen to Building One on the iHeartRadio app, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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