Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Upate PODCAST: Little Digits

Episode Date: February 21, 2014

If a girl doesn't want to kiss you, she'll come up with some pretty creative ways to get out of it... But we've NEVER heard a girl do what Stacey did to bail out on a kiss! Hear it in the Second Date Update PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. Moving 92.5. Ruck and Jubels, second date update. Question for the ladies in the room. If you are like kissing a dude and you don't want to kiss him, what's your way to get out of it? Jose? I normally, wait a minute.

You said ladies in the room. It's funny how quick you answer. I know, right? I just started going with it. I wasn't paying attention. You pull away. Just pull away. Yeah, you just pull away and you do I know, right? I just started going with it. I wasn't paying attention. You pull away. Just pull away. Yeah, you just pull away and you do the like, oh, I'm not ready. I don't want this on the first date.

Or you could just go entirely stone-faced. And so he's just making out with your face. And then just let it awkwardly take care of itself. That's a great idea. I asked the question because Sam is on the phone with us right now. Sam wants to do a second date update with a girl named Stacy, and he thinks she tried to get out of kissing him.

We'll get to that in a second. But first of all, Sam, how are you? I'm okay. I'd love to sort of get an idea what happened here. Absolutely. First of all, tell us about Stacy. How did you meet her? We actually got set up on a blind date.

Like a true blind date? You'd never seen her? Yeah. There's a little bit of excitement and nervousness about how that could turn out. Now was it like a blind date where you didn't know anything about her or you stalked her Facebook for like three days before? No, no. We got set up by friends.

I thought we might be a good match. You didn't see her at all before you went out. Were you excited when she did show up? She was super cute. Kind of like, I guess like a fiery, like, Reese Witherspoon type. Okay. Yeah, she was super cute. Did she seem pleased by your appearance?

I would like to think so. You know, when we finally, like, ran into each other and met each other, she smiled and gave me a big hug. I'd like to think that she was pleased. So what did you guys do? Well, we went to the Pacific Science Center and checked out the exhibits at the museum. She's of age, right? Because that museum there is for eight-year-olds.

It is. I thought it would be a fun fun way to just, you know, check out interesting exhibits and talk and get to know each other. Play around in a big Crayola crayon. The only thing that worries me

is I actually got maybe a little too excited about the dinosaurs. That means no alcohol on your first blind date. That's true. Well, afterwards. No, afterwards

we got a drink. And your email said at the end of the date, you guys shared a kiss, but you feel like she did something to get out of it and you wanted to know if you think she did it on purpose. Go ahead and tell everybody what that was. I mean, the date just went so well and we were laughing and talking

and holding hands around the area. And I walked her back to her car at the end of the date. And because it had gone so well, I felt compelled to go in for the kiss. Yeah, well, you were holding hands. And I was coming in, and then bam, she sneezed, like, right through my face. Did you get a kiss out before she sneezed? Or was it just like you were coming in, and then she spit all in your face, basically? No, no, no, no.

She actually sneezed into her hand. Okay. And so all the, you know, sneeze particles, I don't know what to call it, went into her hand. Yeah. That'd still be weird to recover from if you're about to kiss someone and they just sneeze right there. Yeah, but I didn't get showered with spray. But this sneeze did blow the moment because all momentum leading up to that

kiss was ruined, so it's not like I could go back and do it again. I just feel like maybe she sneezed to not kiss me. If she did, she gets some style points. That's pretty creative. I don't know. The allergy season has been bad.

I'll tell you that. So maybe it was her allergies. Have you tried to get a hold of her? Yeah. I sent her an email a day after the date, and she hasn't responded in, what, a week now? Okay, well, maybe that's your bad move, because sometimes emails can just be like a dead end. Like, thanks for the date. Love, Sam. I mean, there's no question there there's no reason to

respond no no I mean I said I'd you know I'd like to go out again and let me know when you're free next I think the sneeze was just the start of an epic illness yeah all right well we're gonna play a song come back caller and get your second date update all alright? Okay. Okay, hang on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the morning. Second date update. If a girl ever tries to turn me down for a kiss, I'm always prepared for it.

Oh yeah, what do you do? Yeah, because when I go in and I see them start to shut me down, I just go up and then I lick their forehead. And then I act like I meant to do it. So they don't know at all. I even have a little card printed out and I give them and it says, I meant to lick your forehead. So they don't know at all. I even have a little card printed out, and I give them, and it says, I meant to lick your forehead, so they don't know. So I get the upper hand there. You're very prepared.

We're talking about girls shutting down guys for kisses because Sam's on the phone. If you missed the first part of the Second Date Update, he thinks that Stacey may have got out of a kiss by sneezing in his face. We're about to call it right now. Sam, are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Sam, I think you're thinking the worst here. This girl was holding your hand on a first blind date.

I mean, did you guys have other physical touch besides that? You know, just your little back and forth touching on the arms during, like, laughing about something. This all just sounds very creepy. Did you have more physical touch? I'm just saying. Tell me about physical touch. Show me on the doll, Sam.

You know, it's like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. Alright. Well, we're going to call it right now and see if we can get your second date update, okay? Alright. Are you here? All right. Well, we're going to call it right now and see if we can get your second date update, okay? All right. Okay. Hello?

Hi, can I speak to Stacy, please? This is she. Stacy, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning on Movie 92.5. Okay. You ever heard of it? Why are you? I think so.

Why are you calling me? I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with a guy who really liked you, but he hasn't heard from you in like a week or so. Okay. His name is Sam. So you remember Sam. Yeah. Is there a specific reason why you don't want to go out with him oh god oh my god all right before we get into all that stacy can i just can i ask you one question sam told us about your date he said very nice things about you he also said that when he

tried to kiss you at the end of the evening, you sneezed in his face. We're wondering, because we all think that that was your way of getting out of the kiss. Because it's very creative if you did. Props to you. And the timing. Thanks. Yeah, it was.

You would have done the same thing if you were me. But you were like holding his hand. I did think that was like a nice way. And I like me to commit, like I got snot in my hand. You really sold it. You're a good actress.

So what was so bad about going on a date with Sam? He's great. Okay. He's good looking. He's a total gentleman. And like a good looking guy. Okay. Yeah, I would have sneezed in his face, too. Sounds like a complete jerk. Why would you want to go out with him, Stacey?

Oh, you guys, don't make me. Stacey, it's just confusing because he said you guys were, like, holding hands and things were going great on the date. And you clearly feel very passionately about it, though, that something is off. Mm-hmm. Well, he's got... I feel so awful. Like, okay, he has the most disgusting,

like, little baby hands. What? His hands are a big turn off? His hands are disproportionately tiny. He has a bunch of hands. Like little, baby hands.

Hey, Stacy. Stacy. Thank you for sharing that with us. I do want to let you know that Little Hand Sam is actually on the other line and heard you say that. This is absolutely unbelievable. Sam, are your hands really that tiny? No.

What? No, I've never been told that in my life that is for real i mean no one's ever told you that no one has ever said anything about my hands being baby well they're really small there's no way my hands are that small remember Okay, remember when we got drinks and you had to hold your drink with two hands? That is just a total choice. I don't have to hold the drink with two hands. No, I think you would choose this over the ages three to hold their drink with two hands. It's kind of weird.

I crave it because I cherish it. Yeah, right. No, you hold it like a baby would with your baby hands, which you have. And I'm sure that there are plenty of girls

who would not mind so much, but for me, it's a turn off. I'm so sorry that I don't have, like, calloused construction worker hands. Oh! Come on, my hands aren't that small, and we had such a good time.

They really are, and I think if you just own that, you'll probably feel better. Maybe I should wear, like, Mickey Mouse gloves or something that make them look gigantic. No, I was just saying, like, find a girl who doesn't care. Because there are plenty of people who aren't going to care. Like, you're really hot, and you dress really well. These are all pluses. It's just my thing. All right.

Well, Stacey, I'd like to ask you a question. Yeah. Would you be willing to go out with Sam again? It sounds like it. It sounds like you're willing to give him another shot. We will pay for you guys to go on a second date. I can tell you right there. Cece, you were kind of harsh.

I'm not trying to be harsh. You asked me why. No. I would have obviously never told him that, too. Just face, you're the jerks that got me on the radio. That is true. I appreciate your honesty, but will you go on a second date with Sam? Sam, convince her to go out on a date with you.

You got, like, 20 seconds. We had such a great time. We were laughing. I can put my arm around you. You can feel the muscles of my arms around your shoulders. We don't ever have to touch hand to hand if that's really going to freak you out. But I think we had a great time, and I think we should go out again. You do have nice muscles.

I will give you that. So come on, can't you look past his teeny little hands and go out on a second date with him? I think you probably have nice pecs, too. So if you're willing to, like, take off your shirt, Oh, my gosh. then, yes, I will go on a date with you again. I think there's some fire here.

Tiny hand Sam. I'm going to send you to a place where they serve nothing but sliders so that the burgers look appropriate size for your hands. You're bowling with, like, softballs. Yeah. All right, well, congratulations. You got a second date. Broken Jubal in the morning.

Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show

and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.

So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.