Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: A Slip of the Ex

Episode Date: July 9, 2025

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And we got a new podcast for you. Welcome to the Second Date Podcast with Brick and Jeffree in the morning. And we've got to give props to our guy today because he has a pickup line that uses no words at all. Mm-hmm. And it works, he says. And it works.

And it works. Yes. You're going to hear what that is in just a second. And of course, we love highlighting your lovely comments. What do we see today? Yeah. Patrice McDaniel said, this is my go-to when working uber just about everyone loves it

Phoenix, Arizona Just about everyone I want to know the people that tell you like turn it off or what? I feel like it should be our new show tagline. Yeah, everyone loves it. Yeah All right. We'll see if you like this. It's started right now Second date update It's always interesting to me that we have just as many guys listen to our show as we do ladies actually On our podcast we have more male That's because women are forcing their spouses to listen at the threat of withholding love then you know what so be

Oh, not just that we're entertaining? No. That can't be it. Have you ever heard our show? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. And I think we all know by now, ladies don't have to approach anyone on the dating apps. They're pretty much flooded with messages 24-7. So the big question that we always ask here is how does a guy cut through all the clutter

and get himself noticed? The guy to listener Connor says he's figured out a great conversation opener that nobody else was using and says it has an extremely high success. Connor are you sure you want to give away your secrets to the world right here on the show? Honestly no no, but your producers kind of telling me I have to do that Can be kind of scary we get it. Yeah, he makes me do a lot of stuff I don't want to do either Connor so I completely understand now time to wipe away those tears give it up What's your secret? So I don't send any words at all I'm with you, women hate words.

Yeah. Words, huge turnoff, am I right Alexis? Oh yeah. Especially men's words. Oh, he's all the way. What do you do, like punctuation marks? It's emojis dude, you send emojis cause it leads to a response.

Oh. Eventually she'll be like, why are you only? Cause you're like trying to decode what you're attempting to say, are there specific emojis that you use? Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a specific group of emojis. Okay.

Okay. Man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji, gift box emoji, equal sign, question mark emoji. What was the last one before question mark? Equal sign. Oh, and then question mark equal sign? Equations right Alexis like an algebra problem. Yeah, you could take that out I'm sorry from those emojis. That is a fancy first date that you just planned

Yeah, yeah for people who aren't emoji literate can you like translate what exactly you're saying in it okay so it translates to a guy and a girl we get sushi we dance and also there's a little something special what do you think okay the fact that you have a gift box looks really cool the big gold box on the emoji unless it's like that old SNL song about what's in the ice cream emoji over gift well but it always elicits a response. Either people send back emojis of their own, like they get it, or they're like, sorry, what was that? And at least I've got somebody talking to me,

even if they didn't get it. Oh, OK. Well, then she asks for clarification. Then you can formally ask her out. OK, so you do this to hundreds of women, and one you actually went on a date with. Yes, I did this to Nikki. I was able to get her number, and we met up, and we did that with. Yes, I did this to Nikki. I was able to get her number and we met up and we did that date.

Oh, you did do the day. OK. And you said her name is Nikki. That's the woman that we're going to be calling her. How did your date go? It was great. We did exactly what I said we were going to do. We did sushi. We went dancing and then I took her out, paid for drinks afterwards. Oh, wait, where was that present?

You put a present box in there. The present is like, I'm going to let you in on my secret spot. Oh, is, where was the present? You put a present box in there. The present is like, I'm gonna let you in on my secret spot. Oh. Oh. Is it like one of those fun bars with really cool drinks? Did she like that present? She liked it.

She thought it was cool. Okay. Okay. The vibes were up. Yeah, how was the connection between you two? Look, I thought it was great. There was no moment where it felt like a kiss was right, but I felt like we were vibing the whole time. I obviously listen to these sometimes, and then they're'm like, okay, what'd you mess up? And I will tell

you right now, the awkward thing came from her and not from me. I'm still want to go on our second date, but there was a point where she called me Martin. Martin? Oh no. Wait, what's your name? I forgot your name. Brooke has forgotten your name. So did Jose.

You have to remind us. Not just he forgot, dude. Martin is her ex. Oh, God. I bet she felt so bad. Yeah. She said she did. We had fun with it. I cracked a joke or two about it. I thought it was all good, but now it's been like a week and a half and I haven't heard anything. Yes, it's awkward to be called by the ex's name, but it's also kind of a good sign that she's seeing you in a romantic way and it's unlocking that door to like old romantic flings.

That's a stretch. Yay! I have to stretch. That's a good point. Yay. I mean, do you think that she's not over her ex? I mean, that's my first thought for sure, but I hope that that's not the case

because we had a good time. Yeah. I would like to see her again. And also like, if you're not over your ex, fine, but you're gonna ghost me for that? Well, I mean, maybe she thinks it's kind, right? Like maybe she thinks like I should leave this guy alone. Don't think it's never the kindest option.

I mean, I agree, I agree. I don't disagree with that. But what happened at the very end of the night? I was like, hey, this has been so much fun I hope to see you again. We gave each other a hug and how many times have you called her? How many times have you texted her? Well, obviously I hit her with some emojis. Okay And then I left one voicemail. I'm trying to not be like weird about it Now did you leave the voicemail saying your real name because maybe she doesn't remember it

Maybe you should have called yourself Martin And voicemails are a little bit especially here the loser line segment on our show it's always a risk to leave one No, I think voicemails are fine if they're short and they end quickly. Yeah Thing I just said twice Just like your lovemaking. Short, end it quickly, get in, get out, get done. Hey, leave him wanting more, Jeff. So we're gonna reach out to Nikki.

Hopefully she answers and we'll find out, is it really just because she called you her ex's name on the date or is something else happening when we come back for your second date update right after this. Second date update! It was a warm summer afternoon and our listener Connor conned a gal into a date. With a flick of the finger and a string of mysterious emojis.

Man emoji, woman emoji, sushi emoji, dance emoji, music emoji, gift box emoji equals question mark emoji. Oh, so mysterious, Jeff. No one can crack the code, Jeff. That's where we're at now. I've conferred with my co-host, Jose Sherlock Homeboy, and Brooke What's Up Watson. They told me we don't know enough about this date. I guess we need more investigating, you see.

I think we know quite a bit, though. Brooke, you gotta do the voice you see. I think we know quite a bit though. Brooke, you gotta do the voice. Oh, I think we know quite a bit. Yeah. Not quite enough though. Our only lead is that Nikki called Connor by her ex-lover's name. Some nobody named Martin, but that's all we know.

We don't even know what they spoke about. Any childhood memories? Did they play the game Pasta Arrasta? What is that game? Oh man, you haven't played Pasta Arrasta? No. about any childhood memories did they play the game pasta or rasta what is that game oh man you haven't played pasta or rasta no you haven't lived on a first date i haven't even lived apparently throw some reggae on and play later connor can you tell us what was the gab about that night what did you speak about oh man i feel like it was pretty basic first date stuff like stuff that

happened to us when we were kids i was like like, oh I have this scar on my arm Honestly now that we're talking about I'm like am I basic am I basic? It's okay There wasn't a big crazy moment You're a man that's willing to take a woman dancing and that is not basic Scared of dancing. I'll take that but our conversation maybe wasn't as like I don't know It wasn't like we looked up at the stars and contemplated our existence together. Yeah, but you communicated with those dance moves a bit.

Yeah, those gifts don't lie, brother. Yeah, that's right. Still, no pasta or rasta, so I kind of fell short. But let's reach out to Nikki here. We'll see if she picks up, and hopefully she has some answers for us. And if she doesn't, let's play the game, because I'm really curious how this game works.

It's not appropriate for radio break. Oh. Yeah, break. it's like spin the bottle. It's gonna guess penny. Okay Let's just call Nikki here, you know this awkwardness here we go Hey is this Nikki? Yeah, this is Nikki. Who's this? Hey Nikki, you're on a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. What's up Nikki? Hey, what up Nikki? Good morning. The whole show's here. Why are you calling me? Sorry to interrupt you.

I'm not sure if you're busy or something, but we're doing a segment on our show. It's called the second date update I'm so sorry. I gotta go. I'm just honestly it'll take less than three minutes lucky for you We're not doing our big segment pasta or rasta. Yeah Super highly rated. Yeah, this is quick actually kind of excited. Okay. Yeah The second date update it's where one of our listeners has asked us to help get some answers for why you're not Responding to his emoji texts and your voicemail messages. Oh God My god, why would he do that? Talking about immediately when we say emoji. Yeah Connor

Yeah, I know about the emojis but like why would he call a radio station and like get you guys involved? Like I'm, I'm confused. Yeah. Cause he told us the story about your date and said he's reached out a few times hoping to get a second one that has not happened and he's not sure why. I don't know what he told you guys, but I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment on the date. Yeah. We heard about the moment where you called him

by your ex-boyfriend's name, Martin. It's fine, it sounds like he doesn't even care that much. I mean, there could have been more moments on the date that might have turned you off. We just don't know, and Connor wants some honesty and clarification on the situation. That's why we're calling. Yeah, I mean, actually it was just that. I mean,

if I'm going to be honest with you guys about something, it was, it was that moment. Yeah. But it sounds like you guys joked about it after you called him the wrong name. He like made light of it. No, I mean, I tried to laugh it off, but to tell you guys the truth, um, Martin is not my ex's name. Wait, what? That's what you said. Yeah, no, I know. I name. Wait. What? What? That's what you said.

Who's Martin? Yeah, no, I know. I know. I had to make it up. Why? Who's Martin? Okay, so his eyebrows are the bushiest eyebrows I've ever seen. And so-

Are you talking about Martin right now or are you talking about our listener? Your date with Connor. I'm talking about Connor. Connor? Like he has the same eyebrows as Martin Scorsese. Martin right now or are you talking about our listener? Your date with Connor. I'm talking about Connor. Connor? Like he has the same eyebrows as Martin Scorsese. He actually makes Martins look thin and I put him in my phone as that. And I guess I got so used to seeing that name on my phone.

Oh God. Yeah. So. It was a roast. Wait, you saved him as like Martin Scorsese eyebrow boy or something in your phone? I said Martin eyebrows. Yeah. Is like Martin Scorsese eyebrow boy or something in your phone? I should know in eyebrows Yeah, and in the pictures you put really don't like you saw they were bushy hence me putting him in my phone as Martin I'm out, but there was in person. I couldn't stop looking at them

It was like a bad accident that you can't stop looking at Okay, I think you're walking yourself into bad territory. Is it connected like one caterpillar or two fucking caterpillars? I don't think we need to get any more details on that. I don't want to hurt any more feelings, especially because Martin... No, nope, Connor. Connor. Oh no, Jess! He's on the other line listening to this, Nikki.

That hurts. Shut up. Shut up. Seriously? I have to talk because I'm on the radio, but yeah, he's on the other line listening to this Nikki I have to talk cuz I'm on the radio Really you there? Oh man. Yeah, I'm not really sure what to say. Oh I bet you have great eyebrows smart They're very full like people are into it big eyebrows are in yeah But this is beyond the trend but We date because everybody has different preferences, and I'm sorry Connor You're a nice looking guy, but your brows are too much like they I could not even

Focus enough to remember your real name birth the name. I've been calling you in my fall How do you apologize for being mean in the double down on it? Is honestly mean I mean listen I didn't call me and do this okay Connor knew what he was getting into he was ready I guess for the truth and We do appreciate your honesty Nikki. I mean Love what you're saying Yeah, ghosting might have been better But you know, at least she's being truthful for the reason I would think though that eyebrows are something that you could easily change

No, you don't want to change who you're dating Nikki likes them, Jeb Yeah, I mean I'm happy with how I look That's good man I'm just baffled that it took coming to the radio to hear this I was trying to be nice. Yeah. You put me in this spot, and now you know.

Ghosting is never nice. That's not a kindness. Would it have felt nice if she said the reason I said is because you remind me you look like Martin Scorsese? Why couldn't she have? Would that feel good? She could have just said, you know what? I'm so sorry, I just don't feel an attraction here.

That's all she had to say. That would have been fine. But also if she said I look like Martin Scorsese, I would have been like hell. Yeah, I do I'm sorry Okay, I'm sorry Connor like best of luck if you need a brown person I have someone really good I'm more than happy to give her a little bit so look I normally would never do this but in the spirit of truthfulness and honesty Connor I'm going

to call it open season. Is there anything you would like to critique about Nikki in return? Just to even the playing field. Up to you, Connor. Don't hate when she goes low, you go high, Connor. Yeah. What's, what's above the eyebrows that you can call? No, I'm above it, man. You know what I mean? Like I'm not sorry for the way that I look. I think she looks great. I would have been happy to go on a second date, but it's not the girl. Just great. What a great guy.

You were missing out, Nicky. Yes, but thanks to that. I didn't do anything wrong. He called her. I've now been embarrassed on the radio. Oh, you've been embarrassed. Yes, I've been really embarrassed, guys. I can't deal with this no next date. I'm deleting every app for dating. I'm taking a break Okay, it's good that she was able to make this entire thing about her so Nikki well done

The next time you go ahead and send someone all these crazy emojis and there's a gift in there, why don't you just bring a gift and not be a cheap a**? Oh! Oh! Oh! Wow! So, I guess it wasn't just the eyebrows. Yeah!

It was not just the eyebrows! Alright, well, we started with really not knowing much at the beginning of this what went wrong, and now we know it was just a couple of eyebrows. Hey, what's up Watson? I did my job. We solved the mystery game! I knew we'd get to the bottom of it. Tune in next week when we unmask the owner of the old Kabuki theater and find out who isn't dating the wrong person. Like Zoinks' eyebrows were like super hairy. I knew it Scoob. Boogie theater and find out who isn't dating the wrong person Jeffrey in the morning Got a lot of text coming in to our text board at seven eight five nine two people are ripping that woman for what she said

about Connors eyebrows It would have been forgiven cuz she didn't know he was on the phone until she just kept going Yeah, yeah, just just kept going. Yeah. She just wouldn't stop. Any time you're like, I'm sorry, but it's not an apology. Yeah. And I know Connor didn't want to say anything bad about her, but our listeners did not hold back. Yeah.

They're blowing up our text board. You guys are ruthless. One said, I've never even seen that woman, but I can tell she's got a gaping fish mouth Another says she sounds like she was oh, you know what actually some of these are not But you know what it is nice to see our listeners coming together and sticking up for other listeners who listen Yeah, but what about that like when they go low we go high? No, mob mentality! When they go low we go lower. He went high so we can all go low. There you go.

But we will stick up for you and your love life. You can email the show, we'll call that person who's not calling you back, and go check out all of our second aid updates. If you want to find them online, they're available wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey.