Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Adult Movie Collection

Episode Date: September 21, 2012

Tommy remembered to open the door for Amy, but FORGOT to hide his GIANT COLLECTION of adult movies. C'mon Tommy, that's First Date 101! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: ZakVTA. Creative Commons)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Pretty good. Who do you want us to get a hold of today? So I went on a date with this girl, and I met her on a dating website. Okay. And she wanted to do, like, an activity, not, like, scotch dinner or something. Let me ask you this. Was it a free dating site or one you pay for? Because that makes a big difference.

It's a free trial. Eventually you you pay for? Because that makes a big difference. It's a free trial. Eventually, you would pay. Alright. So either way, she wanted to go do an activity. It's your trial, girlfriend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, and what happened? So, my idea is

miniature golf, right? I had a really good time there, and then afterwards, I asked her, I was like, hey, do you want to come back to my place? And there and then afterwards i asked her i was like hey you want to come back to my place and she said yeah and um so i was like oh she's having fun too and um and we go back to my place and then like literally she's there for like 10 or 15 minutes and she gets all awkward and weird and like makes up an excuse and gets it out something switched like something happened, you know? What was her excuse, Tommy?

Like, all of a sudden she had, like, worked super early in the morning or something. It's weird. Like, you're not the first person that we've talked to that had this happen to them. And my dating experience has never happened where someone just kind of randomly left. Maybe I'm better at dating than I thought I was. No, you just get them so drunk that they can't drive home. That's probably the key. Do you have anything weird in your apartment? No, I don't think so. So you have no idea why she could have just kind of gotten

weird and left? Yeah, I mean, literally, we got back and we barely even hung out. There wasn't even time for me to screw anything up. Alright, and have you tried to contact her? I have, and she doesn't answer my calls, she won't answer my texts, and have you tried to contact her? I have, and she doesn't answer my calls. She won't answer my texts. And now I'm like, I've completely moved on. I don't even care. I just want to know why she...

Okay. Yeah, you just want an answer. Cool. Okay, we're going to call her right after this. All right, cool. Turn the lights on. Moving 92.5. Brooke and Jubal in the Morning. Second date update. All right, Tommy went out on a date with a girl.

They went back to his place. She was there for a matter of minutes before getting awkward and leaving. He hasn't been able to get a hold of her since. We're going to give her a call now to find out why. Tommy, what's her name anyway? I never got that from you. Amy. Okay, all right. We're going to give Amy a call right now to see why. Tommy, what's her name anyway? I never got that from you. Amy. Okay. Alright, we're going to give Amy a call right now

to see why she hasn't gotten back to you. And Tommy, will you remind me how long ago was the date? About two weeks ago. Okay. So it's been a while. Hang on, Tommy. We're dialing right now. Hang on. Hello?

Hi, is Amy there? This is Amy. Amy, how are you? This is Jubal from Brooke and Jubal in the Morning on Moving 92.5. Who is it? Jubal from Moving 92.5, the radio station. Okay. You went out on a date a little while ago with a guy named Tommy.

Yes, I did. And he emailed us wanting to know why you haven't gotten back to him. He said you went back to his place, and then you got kind of awkward and just split. Well, that's true. Can you tell us why? Well, I really wish he wouldn't have done this because it's not like... How do I put this? I think we're just into different things.

You're into different things. Did you see something in his apartment that made you think that he's weird or something? Actually, that's exactly how I mean, the date itself was really good. He's a really nice guy. And we definitely, you know. Amy, get to what you saw in the apartment it's killing me i don't want to i don't want to make it seem like he's an all-around bad guy but when we ended up going back to his apartment um i you know he was in the bathroom brushing his teeth which i was

like okay so that means we're going to be making out i was ready for that all right i was just kind of looking through his movie. I'm laughing just because he's going to be really embarrassed when I say this, but he had, like, all of his porn just, like, out

with all of his regular movies. That's awesome. So it's, like, Caddyshack, and then right next to it is, like, Position Impossible.

And I was just like, wait, what? And I remember reading that, and I was like, maybe I saw that wrong, and I. And I was just like, wait, what? And I remember reading that. I was like, maybe I saw that wrong. And I was like, no. Amy, hang on one second. Tommy, you don't hide your adult movies. Oh, he's on the phone?

Yes. They were hidden with all the other DVDs. Amy, yeah, Tommy is on the phone. Tommy, how do you... Oh, my... Say hi to Tommy again, since you haven't talked to him. Oh, my... Hi, Tommy. I'm so sorry that I didn't put those away,

but that, I mean, it is just so, I mean, normal within a guy's apartment, I guess. Yeah, but not... Whatever you do, you do in your home is your own thing, but that's not a first date kind of thing. Tommy, I normally don't like to display my porn like a coffee table book. I like to put it away, especially if I know that I've got a date that might be coming over. I know.

I apologize. I did not have the forethought to hide it. Amy, I have to ask, though, is that like an unforgivable thing for you? I don't want to say that it's unforgivable, but I think, honestly, I'm laughing just because, like, as, like, you know, open as to having your porn out, but it's also, like, just the names of the movie that was really weird, too, because they were, like, all on, you know, what porn in history wasn't named weird? Yeah, exactly. I guess I just didn't know that much, you know. It's just weird to see them. I mean, I will give it to them.

Everything was alphabetized, and it's a part of the story. That's awesome. Amy, what were some of the names? I'm just curious. Oh, my God. Well, I don't remember all of them, but the one that totally freaked me out because it's on a kids movie was Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. But on the side picture And I was like, but on the side picture,

I was like, that is not the one that I know. You're like picking up, you're like, oh, this is so sweet. He's got like kids movies. He likes Disney. That's not Disney.

No. Amy? Yeah? Now, we'd like to offer you a second date if you'll still go out, if you'll go out with him again.

Let me, let me ask her. Amy, I'm sorry. I'm a normal guy. Let me take you out on another date. You'll come back and drink some tea at my place. There'll be no horn anyway. If it helps your decision, Amy, we'll pay for the date. Well, you know,

he's a really nice guy. That I'll give him. And he didn't, like, you know, like, try to make any extra, like, extraordinary horny moves. So I'd go out with him again. Yeah, you guys can watch porn together. Exactly. We're not paying for the movie rentals. Yeah.

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