Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Baddie and the Daddy

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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Welcome to the Second Date Podcast with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Yes! We are officially ranked on Spotify number 33rd. Wait, is that how you say it? No, that's not it. You lost your spot, bro. Also, this is not a brag. No, we're the 33rd best comedy podcast,

and we love that you love this. And we just want to let you know, if you want more of it, okay? We've got like a full show, one hour, brand new every day. 45 more minutes of this dumb humor. You could have it. All you got to do is search Brooke and Jeffrey. Many other bits.

Many other fun stories. Torch yourself a little more. Yeah, that's right. All right, now let's get into your favorite, the Second Date Podcast. Second Date Update. Do pickup lines work anymore? I don't know. Pickup lines are supposed to be silly and dumb, not taken seriously.

I know they had a good run in the late 80s for sure. Oh, you know that? Yeah. Were you born in the late 80s? I was born in the late 80s, thank you very much. Were people trying to pick you up? I know. The hot baby broke him off of it.

I know the line that led to me. Oh, God. That got uncuffy. You know the line your dad spit your mom? Girl, are you a boombox? Because I want to turn you on and take you everywhere. No. And then I came.

Wow. Okay, well, you were the only one that came. Anyway, this is awful, Jeff. Why are we doing this? Well, look, I get it. I'm out of deep batteries for your boombox jokes. I think a lot of people think pickup lines aren't, like, really serious. They're kind of dead.

But one of our listeners may have just revived them. Oh, okay. Because he says he tried one and it actually worked. See? His name is David. David, welcome to the show, ma'am. Hey, thanks for having me. Please tell me you did not use the same line that Jeffrey's dad did.

No, I didn't quite use that one. Okay, we got to hear it. What was the pickup line? So I slid into this young lady's DM. What's her name? Her name is Jennifer. Okay, Jennifer. So the pickup line, it went like this.

Hey, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think another account is using your photos. Oh, this is good. That would get someone's attention. Sorry to tell you this, but I think another account is using your photos. Oh. Oh, this is good. Because that would get someone's attention. You're not, like, hitting on her or being weird. Exactly. And you'd be freaked out. I'd be like, oh, thanks for telling me.

Yeah, send me the link. Who is it? That's exactly what she said. Send me the link. Who is it? That's when I say it's at NASA because you're an absolute rocket. Oh. Oh.

I felt like you were going to send her a picture of a supermodel. That's what I thought, too. No, this is way more clever. I mean, not a lot of curves on a rocket. Yeah. You know, rocket mean you out of this world. Okay. Okay.

What was her reaction? She went for it. Okay. She said that she never falls for pickup lines. Oh. That something about me and this one just seemed to work this day. Okay. Okay, so she was drinking. No,

I love it. I think it's innocent. It's fun. It's complimentary. Were you able to parlay the pickup line into an actual in-person date? I absolutely did. I arranged a meet-up right away. Not wasting any time. NASA tour.

What did you guys do? Okay, this may seem a little weird. I took her to a gender reveal. A gender reveal? Whose gender reveal? Please don't tell me yours. Or a random person's? It was my cousin.

It was my cousin. Did you run it by her beforehand? Well, I told her while we was on our way. Oh, goodness. That is a lot. Oh, my God. Was she cool with it? I mean,

she seemed like she was cool with it because I was only supposed to pop in, so she didn't come in there initially with me. But I saw how live the party was and I was like, well, I could catch up with her family, so I just waved her in. I just told her, hey, come in. Come out the car. Oh my gosh.

So you said, wait in the car. I'll be back in five minutes and then decided to just wave her in. Yeah, yeah. My family looked like that. Okay. I mean, I bet it is. It's just a lot for anybody, right? How did it go?

I mean, this is the kicker. She actually cut the cake for the reveal. What? What is going on? Was that by choice or was it like everybody's chanting her name, making her do it? Or she was hungry and she didn't realize she was cutting the wrong cake. What happened? It just happened.

And my cousin, he thought it was the funniest thing ever because he thought it was just a great idea to have a random woman that nobody in the family knew tell the family. This is like the first time ever I actually want to be at a gender reveal party. Just listening to what happened. Do we know girl or boy? Oh, it was a boy. It was a boy congratulations to your cousin yeah but is that the date did you guys do the other thing that you had planned ever well see that kind of turned into the date because we ended up staying for hours i mean my family had food, open bar. The DJ was bumping.

Nice. Oh, wow. Was there like any romantic vibe? That's the one thing that seems difficult to achieve when you're at a gender reveal. I could see this being okay with you if you just want to be friends. Like, then it doesn't matter. It's like, okay. Or you grinding up up in your cousin's backyard.

Right. Now, see, you got a point there that's where things kind of start getting hazy because we actually didn't speak much so i was so involved with my family oh no does that feel like a regret like you did something wrong there yeah yeah i probably should have like spent more time with her but she seemed like she's having a good time because she was talking to all my female cousins like all the ladies at the party she was like a good time because she was talking to all my female cousins, like all the ladies at the party. She was like a hit with them. Oh, OK. OK, well, that's a good sign.

Yeah, it was a great time. But only if they didn't start running a mouth and telling her about my last relationships and scare her off. That's the only thing I was concerned about. I would say, of course they did. Yeah, that's why you don't introduce family early on. I mean, you had to bring her home, right? Because you brought her to the party. Was there any romance then?

Nah, man. It wasn't really no sparks at that point because I just drove her and I didn't get out. She just kind of said thanks and just jumped out. Jumped out and like tucked and rolled? Still moving? The car wasn't moving. Okay. Okay. Just wanted to clarify all right how long has it been since that gender reveal date man that was probably like a week ago now

okay i'm guessing you haven't heard from her and neither have your female cousins yeah i don't know i i'm too afraid to ask my female cousin. Okay. Well, I guess we're going to have to step up and do what your family didn't. We're your cousins right now, bro. We'll hook you up. Yeah, we're going to wingman for you, try and get you a second date update right after this. Appreciate you guys. Thank you. Hold on. Second date update. Most people wouldn't call gender reveal parties romantic.

No. And neither would our listener, David. That's true. But yet somehow, that's where he ended up taking his date, Jennifer. Yeah. And then they didn't really talk much. She did cut the cake and reveal that it was a boy. She's like the star of the show.

Other than the baby. So that's cool. They'll always have that moment. Dude, it's kind of wild to be a woman who's cut a gender reveal cake and never actually had babies herself. You know what I mean? The thing is, that was a week ago,

and we're trying to get another date for David and Jennifer. Brooke, what do you think? Is this salvageable or unsalvageable? I mean, here's the positives. You sound like a really fun, really kind dude, and your family sounds awesome. So those are the positives. You sound like a really fun, really kind dude. And your family sounds awesome. So those are all positives.

The negatives is maybe the shock of it all is probably finally setting in. I would be so shocked at where I was and what I was doing. I feel like it would take me a couple days to even process. I mean, it makes sense. But it's all about being spontaneous. And I mean, like I said, it was a good vibe. Yeah. Food, drinks.

It sounded like a big party, like a big barbecue, like we were saying. Sounds like maybe too good of gossip about you. That's right. That's what I'm worried about. It's a lot of worse first dates a person can have. Okay. That's true. That's true.

Don't take her criticism like that either, dude. Brooke is just jealous because her family didn't throw her a gender reveal party. I didn't want a gender reveal party. Sure, now you say that. I really didn't. But if they had thrown one, you would have been really happy. It would have been too confusing. Like, wait, who's the cousin or the father?

All right. Very funny. Very funny. But we need to call Jennifer here. I'm thinking date number two with the bris. She holds the scissors this time. I didn't realize what that was for a second, Jeff. It took me a second.

Well, we'll just start with the date idea and see if she's open to it. Here we go. Yeah, man, call her. I need to know what's going on. All right. I'm doing it. Here we go. Hello?

Hey, we're looking to talk with Jenniferennifer this is jennifer who is this oh hey you're on the radio right now with a show called brooke and jeffrey in the morning what's going on we're we're doing a segment here jennifer called a second date update and that's where we try and help out listeners who've been out with somebody that they really liked and they want to see them again, but they're having difficulty arranging that second meetup. And I gotta say, your chill reaction to us being on the phone, maybe

yeah. She's good at rolling with punches. Is that true, Jennifer? Are you someone who likes to roll with it? Go with the flow? Yes, for sure. Absolutely. Okay. And this actually changes a lot this makes sense because we heard about your date with a guy named david recently there was a lot of go and a lot of flow it sounds you know what i'm saying you flowed right into his gender reveal party with his cousin. Oh, no.

David got in touch with you? Yes. I don't know. No, it's a good thing. It means that he enjoyed the time you guys spent together. She said, uh-oh. Well, I mean, to be fair, he did say that he regrets not spending more time with you because he got so wrapped up in the family at the party. Right.

Oh, no. He told you about the gender reveal party? Of course. Yeah, David's a good guy. Right. Oh, no. He told you about the gender reveal party? Oh, my. Of course. Yeah, David's a good guy. Oh. Okay. Well, if he's such a good guy,

then why not hang out with him one more time because he's been trying to arrange a meet-up. I'm, like, relieved to hear that. I mean, my God, you've already met all of his family. The hard stuff's out of the way.

Smooth sailing now. Yes. I got to meet all of his family, and therein lies the problem. What? Wait, what? Uh-oh. Oh, my gosh, this is going to sound so bad. He really wanted to take this to the air.

Well, he's confused. He didn't know what was going on. Well, he was worried about what his female cousins may have said. Oh, they were a trip. No, his family is awesome. I hope they keep having babies. Seriously. Oh, God.

That's sweet. That's a relief. It's a weird compliment. I wish a baby on you. Well, I mean, it's like if you have a good family, you want the good family to continue in the world. I hope all of you get pregnant. Go ahead.

Okay. You love his family. They're all wonderful. What's the problem with David? Yeah. Why aren't you talking to him? No, it's not a problem with david i just i got to meet all of his cousins and i kind of have a crush on his cousin d his cousin oh no you like his cousin one of his cousins d his cousin he was

at the party he was the one having the baby oh wait what you have a crush on him? What the heck? The baby dad? Is the baby's dad single? Yeah, he's a baby daddy. He's not married and the mother isn't with him. She wasn't there. He picked up another woman at his own baby's gender reveal?

No wonder she cut the cake because he's like... And there was no pregnant mom there. Yeah. This all makes sense and it's more chill if it's a dude one. Yes. Oh my God. I mean, so cute though that Dee is celebrating that way. Yeah.

I do think that that's really sweet. He said his family was fun. Will you help him take care of the baby? I mean, when I say it happened fast on the first date to be cutting a cake for someone else's baby, it's like, wow. And now you're into somebody

who has a baby coming. Yeah. That's great. And then, like, I feel like I'm the one who got to discover that we're having a boy. I mean, like,

it's kind of crazy for me. We are. Wait. I understand that you have a crush on Dee. Did Dee reciprocate this crush at the party? So we've been texting.

Oh, gosh. Oh, man. This is going to be a family mess. What were you going to do? Just show up at the next family event with Dee instead? Yeah. I don't know.

I was thinking we could work through it. I didn't think we'd be telling the whole city about it today. Oh, okay. That is true. She didn't expect a phone call from us. Yeah. He was the one that put us on this is not

gonna go well yeah i definitely don't know if david knows any of this probably not so well we're about the thing is jennifer right now yeah that's a good point we're about to open go the way this segment works jennifer is david is listening on the other line right now oh no yeah oh no oh oh yeah oh god i'm really at a loss of words it's damn jennifer like for real like i can respect the game that you know she's feeling somebody else but this chick is bogus i think you need to blame your cousin more than her. He's more loyalty to you than her.

It's not that I don't blame my cousin. He's not the most reputable person in the world anyway. Okay, hold on a minute there. You're not the first one to send you pictures of the moon saying, hey, you're out of this world. You're not the first one. Oh, the pickup line. Someone else is using NASA send you pictures of the moon saying hey you're out of this world you're not the first one you don't think i'm good enough for him he's got a better job than you

what are his benefits like well okay like the true unemployed i didn't really mean that, David, because I think you're great. But come on, you know this. Sometimes chemistry just happens. And you know what? But that's not what I'm mad at. What I'm upset at is you could have came and told me that. We were going to wait until after the baby was born at least.

I don't want to get that bad energy in the family before the delivery. Jennifer, did you even think to tell him on the ride home at least that you met? I don't want to get that bad energy in the family before the delivery. Jennifer, did you even think to tell him, like, on the ride home at least that you met his cousin or something? Well, we were drinking. I mean, we were drinking. Actually, your cousin asked to take me home and I was like, no, no, no, no. Wow, he's going that night. That's kind of nice of her.

You know what, Jennifer? You're right. You do deserve to be a stepmom. You definitely do. Oh, my God. That didn't sit right. Okay. That's wild. All right, David, how about this? How about I help you land a girl,

and then next year when I have a gender reveal for our baby, you can invite her. Oh, my gosh. Bro, she's about to be your cousin-in-law. Will she be allowed to cut the cake and everything? Well, you know what? As long as she looks better than you, bring it on. Okay, so you're open to it. I like that. You're always open to it. Yeah Well, you know what? As long as she looks better than you, bring on. Okay, so you're open to it.

I like that. He's open to it. And you know what? That won't be too hard to do, Jennifer, so yeah, do that for me. What happened to the pickup line when she was a NASA rocket? That's alright. It's other rockets that go to the moon. I'm on that SpaceX, bro.

He wants a full Starlink, you know. Okay, well this has definitely been one of the weirdest second date calls that we've ever done. I'm, like, confused right now. I feel like we should let the other cousin know that he's going to have another baby soon again. Hey, let's call him. Jennifer, hey, I'm sorry. Normally we would, but I can't even offer to send you out on another date with David because... You're a mom now.

You're a stepmom now. You've already moved on to his cousin. She's laughing. Okay. So I don't even really know what to do with this gift card for dinner. Okay. David, why don't you take it, and we can help you find a good girl on the internet or something. That's how you found me. Is he a charity case now?

You and your cousin are adopting him? Hey, you know what? I will take the gift card because now I can spend money on somebody because I didn't spend money on Jennifer, so it's all good. You're not spending money. I'm going to say that's smart business. Is the lesson don't bring women around your family? I'm going to bring whoever

around my family. You just got to have enough class to not get on my family. I love that he was worried about the female cousins, not the male. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Man, I know I said that was one of the weirdest second dates ever, but I can't remember one where a guy gets as badly crushed as David did there. I know, but like...

He wasn't crushed, though. I feel like he was... He was like, oh, really? But that's the thing. He was stomped, though. She was like, I found somebody else in your family. He's got a better job than you. He's currently due to have a baby with another woman.

Keep up, Alexis. And I still pick him over you. Dude, he was crushed. He was demolished. Like, that was terrible. Meanwhile, he is smiling through the whole thing. Like, yeah, sure. Okay, fine.

Yeah, he's like, did you all send free gift cards? He's great. So now I think this makes them step cousins. No, we're not going that far. If it works out. You guys. Which is crazy. I'm just saying, it is pretty impressive in one phone call to go from perspective love interest to step cousin.

We get a lot done in a short amount of time on this show. In Idaho, you usually go backwards. Yeah. It's weird to switch it up for this, but we can always help you switch up your dating life. You can email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. And go check out all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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