Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Bank Teller Love

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

The guy on today's date was a good listener and asked deep questions... But his curiosity got the best of him, and now he's accused of being a CRIMINAL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Moving 92.5 Second Date Update More and more young people are turning to us for help getting a second date. And that means we're seeing more and more unique names. Yeah, they're coming up right now. I don't know what happened like 20 years ago,

whether it was like the Y2K bug or maybe a really bad Blink-182 concert. But suddenly at that point, parents decided to stop naming their kids like David and Michael and James and the girls have no more Elizabeth, no more Lisas or Christies. Yeah.

So now I'm not nearly as surprised whenever we get an email from a guy named moonshine What that is not someone's name Or girl named jazz Tekka So this morning I didn't even bat an eye when I opened up the email and I saw one from a dude named tick There's nothing positive from a Tick, even if you have a Tick. It's not a positive thing.

I don't know, Tick-Tacks? Tick emailed us for help. Here we go. So, welcome to the show, Tick. Hey, guys, what's going on? What up, Tick? Is that your full name, or is that a nickname? It's short.

My full name is actually Tickery. Tickery. Tickery. Tickery, Tickery, Doc. The full name is actually Tick-T does that i mean yeah i've i mean yeah it's been laughed at my whole life uh but yeah i mean it probably stands out because it's not like every other name so it probably does help it gets some attention all right so do you want me to refer to you by your full name tickery or would you rather be called tick no all my friends call

me tick okay what is the woman's name that we're calling because i'm hoping it's something good oh gosh uh it's rebecca yeah is our last name like haberdashery yeah we don't approve we don don't. How did you meet Boring Becky? We met actually, she's a teller at my bank. And I noticed her one day and just thought she was really cute. And so then I kind of started to go and try to work it out so I would get to her window. So I'd change places in line with people so that I could like get up and see her and I try to look nice like oh you should go in front of me you know so you weren't wearing a ski mask with your hands in your pocket like being all sketchy in line that would be a bad sign

yeah I hope not I tried to make it look like it was like oh I just happened to come to your window that sneaky little tick weird saw something he liked and then he latched on. Yeah, so, you know, after a while, I think she started to notice, like, I would always be at her window. And so one day I was finally like, yeah, you know, I thought you were cute. And I thought, you know, maybe we can have coffee sometime. That's cute. Were you so nervous? Yeah, for sure.

Because the other way that goes is like, I'm the creeper that's been sneaking through the bank line. Well, and also, she has full access to your bank account. That's true. That's true. That Yeah, it was very vulnerable. She knew exactly how much money I had. So what'd you guys do for a day? So she was like, you know, I'm gonna be on a break right after this. Like, do you want to grab coffee? And so I was like, Yeah, sure. So what'd you guys do for a date? So she was like, you know, I'm going to be on a break right after this. Like, do you want to grab coffee? And so I was like, yeah, sure. So I waited around and she had just like a quick break, like a 15 minute break where she got to step out and maybe a little awkward, but like kind of just talking, getting to know each other a little bit, but she had to go back to work. And, but she was like, yeah, no, this went well,

you know know we should continue this another time and so that's good it's like a pre-date it's like a pre-date before the date totally but yeah she would like love to talk more and so you know i asked her to have dinner a couple days later as a friday night and she's like great and it was awesome like you said you're saying cute you haven't even heard what he did. He just said that we got dinner, and you're like, oh, my God. What a sweetheart. Oh, my God. He ate dinner with you? What a guy.

But the follow-through that it actually happened is a big deal these days. The real date. Yeah. He didn't mess up the pre-date. That's the big deal. Yeah, for real. When you're sober and it's light out. So how did the dinner go?

It was really good. She couldn't have been sweeter, and, like, we talked about our jobs. And, like, we had a great conversation. And, you know, and then kind of at the end of the date, you know, I was like, hey, you know, this was really good. We should go out again. And she wasn't as enthusiastic as she was, like, after the coffee maybe. But, like, she was still like, yeah, for sure. Let's go out again. Can you think of any time during the date where maybe the momentum changed at all since you said that maybe she wasn't as enthusiastic as she had been previously?

I didn't notice it until I mean that moment. And so the only thing I could like think of is like when I got home, I noticed that I had like a food stain on my shirt that I was like, I't know how long it was there like it wasn't huge was it like old old stain or was it from the dinner stain it wasn't from something i had so i mean i it was probably from like you know i probably washed my shirt it didn't come out and i just was so nervous getting dressed that i didn't notice it on there oh i hate that okay so maybe she noticed it at the end and saw that and was like oh maybe this dude's like not all together like if women turned down men for stains on their shirt there

would be no human population have your finances taken a substantial hit over the last couple days that she may have noticed no but i went back to the bank to like just see if she was there and like i happened to be in line like ready to get up to her window. Like I just was the next person. And like right before I walked up, she put up like the closed window. Damn, that is cold. That's brutal. And I don't know.

I don't know if she saw me. But like that's the only interaction I've had is like her putting up the closed window thing. That hurts. So, yeah. That is an analogy for the dating rejection world. And for my bank account. interaction I've had is like her putting up the closed window thing and that's it so yeah that is an analogy for the dating rejection world and for my bank account yeah all right well tick we're gonna play a song we'll come back we'll call Rebecca for you and we'll try and get you your second date update okay all right cool thank you, hold on. Moving 92.5. Second date update.

All right, if you're just tuning in, we've got a guy on the phone named Tick who's a little bit anxious about getting a second date update today. You might even call him a nervous Tick. Oh, yeah. Yeah, let's see Conan O'Brien make that kind of pun. Challenge extended, Conan. Clock's a-tickin'. I'm on fire. Just another day of quirky radio morning show antics.

Oh, okay. Yeah, let's stop. I can tell you're impressed. You're tickled. That's great. Get the sound for me. Anyway. Hey, he says it.

You don't get the sound when I say it. Okay. Screw the tick jokes then. You're both ticking me off right now. Not funny. Come on. Let's calm down and get back to this. He just wants the sound.

I just want one joke that hits. Well, we have a listener that needs our help. Tick. Tick is actually his name. He went out with a bank teller named Rebecca recently. They had a short coffee date. And then another outing where they got dinner together. And Tick thinks it all went great.

And according to him, the only weird part that happened is when he got home after dinner, he noticed he had an old food stain on his shirt. Not from that night. From some previous day. He doesn't know when. So he's worried maybe he may have come across looking kind of like a slob yeah so tick how you feeling going into this i'm anxious to hear what she says because like i mean i just i really liked her like she just

had this amazing smile and was a genuine person and you know i really feel tick and this isn't i don't mean to put you in a bad place but I really feel like this is going to be one of those where it turns out you're not telling us something or not including some weird detail. Because when you went to the bank, she put the close sign on her window. Like, she denied you so hard. And if that's all over a stain on your shirt. I mean, I'm thinking about it since it happened and like racking my brain, like I'm not keeping anything out that I could think of. There's got to be something I missed.

All right. Well, we're hopefully going to find out what the answer to that is. We're going to dial her phone number right now. You ready to go? Yep, I am ready. All right. Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to rebecca please this is rebecca hi rebecca my name is jeffrey from the radio show brooke and jeffrey in the morning you have a moment to talk with us um hi hi okay cool

do you listen i do i'm sorry why are you calling well if you listen? I do. I'm sorry, why are you calling? Well, if you listen, then you should be familiar with our segment, The Second Date Update. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. And you must know that means I'm calling about somebody that you went on a date with recently. Okay, okay. So I am being called for second date update. Oh, wow. You sound excited.

You're processing it out loud. Yeah, I am. Yes, I'm sorry. I do that. Yes, I'm processing this out loud because I didn't think I would ever be called for second date update. Congratulations. Here it is. And so the guy who emailed us about you, his name is Tick. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. Sorry, I actually thought it was somebody else. Okay. You were hoping for somebody else, not Tick. I was hoping it was somebody else, yeah. He sounds like such a nice guy, though. We talked to him. He sounds lovely.

Yeah, sure. Keep telling yourself that. him he sounds lovely um yeah yeah sure i mean he told us about you guys going out to coffee together and he said you guys had a nice dinner but he's feeling like the vibe isn't going well on your end right yeah okay and is there a reason for that i mean i don't even know like we went out to coffee yeah he told us about that and then the dinner. And was he imagining it? Because he said when he went back into the bank after your date, you put up a close sign when he was approaching the front of the line. Did that really? Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, it was just kind of timing wise. No, it wasn't. Dude, you shut him down hard hard you closed your window for him even if it was closing time you see someone you know you're like oh hey come here like your friend or anybody like that's worse than oh things didn't go great that's like i'm avoiding you at all costs yeah well i'm at work i'm in like a professional setting i like it was time for me to close up so i feel like we're kind of dancing around the subject here because if you if you enjoyed your time with tick you wouldn't

have done that what is it about tick that turned you off first i thought he was fine he seemed like a decent guy but then when we went out to dinner he just like got kind of creepy like what do you mean yeah like he was too touchy he was staring at the waitress's butt so he just kept asking me about my job like really specific questions about working at the bank like how many security guards are there? Like, very specific questions, and it creeps me out. Wait, are you... Are you... Yeah, are you alluding to he was trying to size the bank up? I don't know.

Like, guys love, like, action films and all of that. I get, like, there's, like, some fascination. I get it. But it just went to, like, a different level. Like, where... Well, in his defense, I feel like almost any question that he asks about a bank could come across looking kind of weird. You know, like how much money do you hold in the bank at any amount of time? It is a fascinating question.

You know, I would want to be natural for you. But I'm on a first date with a guy and he's asking about vaults and die pack and won't let it go. It's too much much i could see that i dated a guy who worked at a bank and we never discussed any of those things like it didn't come up in conversation what's the most amount of money you've ever held although they do have a code word don't you guys have a code word if you guys are getting robbed you like call and say like banana pancakes or something to somebody i can't even act about this, you know? I think that's it, Brooke.

There's just a level of professionalism that, like, you need. Like, we are dealing with, like, some, like, it's not brain surgery, but, like, you are vulnerable there, and I don't want, like, to be, like, creeped on. Like, I don't want to be... You don't want to be the reason that your bank got robbed. Yeah. Well, I hate to tell you this when you're feeling vulnerable,

but I need to let you know that Tick's been on the other line listening and he's heard everything that you said. On the other... Yeah, Tick? Oh, my God. It's good to hear from you,

I guess. You do sound sketchy right now, Tick. Yeah, Tick. Yeah. I mean, that was a lot to hear, i feel like kind of weird i bet because she saw through your plan or because you're not a bank robber i'd never thought that being interested in somebody would like think i'd be trying to do something like that's just i i'm i'm shocked

honestly it's interesting he didn't answer your question i'm, I was not trying to rob a bank. Okay. It's good to say that. Maybe you weren't, but I feel like it was just too odd. And the fact that your name is tick doesn't sound like your real name. It's like your criminal name, you know? What are you talking about? You've seen my bank account.

Like, you know, my real name It's on everything that you've seen. There's some shady stuff, and being a teacher is, like, a really nice cover-up, I think. Oh, you're a teacher, too, Tick? Yeah, I am. I am actually a teacher, which you could also look up, because I have to put my occupation on all my... Like, this is crazy. I gotta say, Rebecca, don't you feel like it's maybe you that have watched one too many bank robbery movies yeah maybe but i mean that doesn't make me feel

any better that he was asking so many questions i mean honestly why were you asking so many questions about my job i was just really interested in i mean like i've never known anybody that's worked in a bank before and like honestly you seem to like talking about it so i was like oh she likes talking about her job so i can i mean normally on a first date you ask about your jobs and stuff keep the convo going rebecca isn't this so sad that as a woman red flags go up if a man is too interested and too good of a listener i mean really he wants to know more about me he must be wanting to commit a crime yeah i feel i'm still a little unsure because it did like trigger my intuition of being uncomfortable but i do hear that so when you said he was creepy was that the only thing

creepy about him yeah it would just gave me uncomfortable vibe the tickery is up to some trickery couldn't help yourself all right so i didn't know where we were going we're running out of time right now and yeah tick tock at this point i need to ask you rebecca if you would like to go out on another date with tick and we'll pay for it not with bank money with our own cash no die pack in there um i will i will um i am open to going out that's good that's good. That's good. That was a brutal yes. Dude, she does think that's a good thing. Sorry. But the thing is, you need to, like,

make sure that you're asking him about his profession and then you guys won't talk about banking so much. Where do you hide the extra pencils?

Yeah, I mean, that's pretty funny. Yes, maybe I did rush to conclusions on everything. Oh. Well, there you go. Look at that. Tick, we got you another date. Yeah, no, I mean, that's on everything. Oh. Well, there you go. What's up, Tick?

Tick, we got you another date. Yeah, no, I mean, that's great. I mean, like, I honestly, like, I do still have, like, a couple more questions about just your job. Like, it's not about, like, getting into anything or, like, anything like that. Are you kidding? Please tell me you're kidding. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm kidding.

I will not. Oh, there it is. There you go. Yeah. No, no, no. Okay'm kidding. I will not. Oh, there it is. There you go. Yeah. No, no, no. Okay, so you're funny. You're funny. I like that.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will too.

Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Joel, the holidays are a blast, but the financial hangover, that can be a huge bummer. If you are out there and you're dreading the new statement email that reveals the massive balance that you may have racked up, well, you could use our help. That's right. I'm Joel. And I am Matt. And we're from the How To Money podcast. Our show is all about helping you make sense of your personal finances so you can ditch your pesky credit card debt once and for all, make real progress on other crucial financial goals that you've got, and just feel more in control of your money in general. You know it. For money advice without

the judgment and jargon, listen to How to Money on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. John Stewart is back at The Daily Show, and he's bringing his signature wit and insight straight to your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed?

Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.