Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Bathroom 911

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

The guy on the phone today is willing to tell us the MOST EMBARRASSING date night of his life… in hopes it will get him another shot with the woman he loves. Will it be worth the humiliation? Find out in the Second Date Update!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's definitely humiliating. Love when people are willing to do that for us. Yes, absolutely. That's how desperate he is. You're going to love this. Can't wait to read your comments. Let's start with what you see from yesterday. Yes.

Robert Reyes said I listen to you guys every morning. You're like my best friends. Not sure who should be more depressed about that. Oh, Robert. Oh, I got excited. I got a new friend. Yeah, come on. I just bought us BFF necklaces, Robert.

Oh, no. He's going to regret this. That's not cool anymore? No. Let's get your new episode started right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Brooke, in the history of doing this segment,

What is the biggest disaster date you ever remember hearing from a listener? Oh, that's a big question. I know. I know. Dude, pooping accidentally in the back of a cab. Do you guys remember that one? I might have all poop too behind a tree and a park. That's the one that I remember.

Yeah, remember the guy. There was too much alcohol. Oh, and the girl. Yes. Okay. Yes. I feel like this was before my time. It was.

This was like a decade ago. I would be traumatized by. this if I was here. It stuck with me to this day. Wow. A lot of like bodily functions involved in terrible disaster dates on this show. It's like the worst nightmare of any woman. Well, we have a guy on the phone who thinks he may take the crown for the new number one most embarrassing date of all time. His name is Nick.

Oh, God. And let's welcome him to the show for this moment. Nick, how you doing, man? Oh, I'm good. I mean, I'm okay. How are you? Good morning. Hopefully we made you feel better with those two stories

because you're like it can't be that bad, right? Oh, this one's pretty gnarly. Uh-oh. If it involves any bathroom thing, hang up now. Yeah, I don't know. No, we want to hear. Yeah, whatever's going on. Let's start from the beginning of the story, at least.

What's the name of the girl that you met? Yeah, her name's Crystal. I met her on a dating app. Okay. We went to the zoo lights. I mean, we had a... Oh, that's fun. Like the Christmas-y zoolight experience?

Yeah. Everyone should do that. It's a really fun walk through. I like the zoo in the dark personally, but that's okay. I mean, how can a day at the zoo lights go bad? You know, they have some like mold wine. Oh, too many kids around. Did you say mold wine?

Yeah, mold wine is a moldy wine. M-U-L-L-E-D. M-U-L-L-E-D. Oh, mold. Yeah. Yes. I heard M-O-L-D. I mean, I would drink that too.

Yeah, I know you would. Okay. It's a little more. But yeah, so tell us how zoo lights went, Nick. I mean, we definitely had. some drinks, you know, and we hit it off great, but the thing was, it was just, like, only one bathroom there. Uh-oh.

Oh, no, I don't like where this is going. Probably a big wine. This is a bathroom thing. This is the embarrassing part. Uh-oh. So, like, all the way in the back, and the bathroom's, like, all the way in the front. Oh, you're in the back of the zoo, and you have to go all the way to the front to get. Right, right.

And it's kind of, like, raining hard. My body's, like, telling me, like, yo, dude, you got to go, man. Oh, no. Oh, no. Can we ask number one or two? No, no, no, no. No, I don't think we need that. go wherever they want. I'm sure human policy has to be similar.

Yeah, why can't you just do in the middle of the pathway and be like, I think what the giraffes got out? It's a good point. There must be an incredible pooper-scooper at any of the- I feel like they'd be used to that. For the elephant? Yeah. So what happens? So like, I'm asking the employees. I'm like, hey, man, where's the bathroom? Where's the bathroom? Like, 20 minutes that way, 20 minutes this way. I'm like, you go. Like, really far. 20 minutes. Jeez. That's a hike.

I'm like, dude, I got to go. Like, I got to go now. I'm not going to make it in 20 minutes. Yeah. Wait, and is your day still with you, or have you left her, like, back at a table or something? No, no, no. She's, like, looking for me, helping me. Oh, no. Oh, you're both trying to track down the bathroom for you. And you're trying to be cool, but you can't.

Right. I'm like trying to play it off. But we find an employee bathroom, right? And then I just tell her, like, hey, just wait right here and I'll be right back. But I don't know if she heard me because once I went, it was gnarly. And then when I came out of the bathroom, I saw her just standing in the bathroom. room and I'm like, whoa, like you were here the whole time. Like, what do you get away?

She was like right outside the stall. She was by the sink and her eyes were like big, you know, and I'm just like, what do you doing? That's probably horrified. Oh, my God. Or smell? I don't know what's going. All of it.

Why was she in there? She goes, oh, I didn't want to get caught by the employee standing outside of bathroom. That actually makes sense. She just sneak in instead of being out there lingering. I'm just like, oh my God, dude, I really just like. No. That's something like you have to be married for 10 years to be in the same room for. No, no, not even then.

You don't do it then. If you want your marriage to last, I'm sorry. I know people have different opinions, but I say that's a hard no. Yeah. Eating lunch on the toilet, that's okay in Brooks' mind. By yourself. But really? Not with your partner there.

Yeah. That's for sure. Oh, no. I mean, she like said like she covered it years, but I'm just like. She said that. She had to say that. No. You know, she was trying to make me feel better.

Like, look at the lights, they're shaped like a tiger. And I'm just like, dude, you just heard me like, oh, no. I mean, if you could be the hottest guy in the world, that's really, yeah, some sounds. Hey, hey. Okay, but hear this. It even gets crazier, watch. Like, we start leaving, right? And we're, like, heading back to the house or whatever.

I'm dropping her off. And to make things worse, I got to stop and go again to the bath. Oh, no. On the drive home, you had to pull over? Yes, and then I told her don't follow me in this time Did she laugh? That's pretty funny I don't know, I was just out the door I was just like I had to get out of here

Oh no Oh wow Sounds like you maybe had a nervous tummy issue Yeah I mean you weren't lying when you said that could be The number one disaster date story So Oh, do you?

Okay Hard to recover from me I mean do you even ask like if there was a kiss Or a plan for a second date Yeah you know what I didn't even go in for the hug when we said goodbye. I just felt bad. We had to, like, enjoy that.

Oh, my God. Yeah. She's been true enough. Yeah, but she's a good person for trying to make you feel better. You know what I mean? She wasn't quiet after. We should mock you mercilessly like we would have. Yeah.

I like that about her, you know? That's why we hit it off. But I just feel awkward and maybe it's in my head. I don't know. It's not in your head. Yeah. It's in a string of restrooms leading from the, zoo back to your house.

You poor thing. Okay. Yeah, man, I mean, sometimes you set a tone. Like, you may be bathroom boy to her and her friend group right now and you'll never recover. Yeah, that makes me so worse. I really hope she's not calling me bathroom boy with his friend. We hope that too.

I thought bathroom boy would be the nicest nickname. That's what I'm thinking. I would have gotten a lot more brutal than that. Let's find out what nickname she actually uses when we call Crystal in just a few minutes here and try and get you your second date update. I don't really know if that's the goal, guys. Maybe it's not your goal, but it's our goal. When we do the second date update next.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. If you're just joining us for the second date update, let's hit the highlights of Nick's first date with Crystal. Oh, man, maybe we just get this. I mean, there's one, I think. They went to zoo lights together. That's a highlight.

That's it. It's pretty much all the highlights. She was really kind. Yes. And the glowing tiger. There was a glowing tiger that was kind of cool. All the lights had like tiger. He didn't see it, but she did.

The low lights include a very embarrassing bathroom incident where Crystal witnessed more than she probably wanted to inside of an employee restroom. Not just witness, she got the whole thing. If you have to say I covered my ears afterwards. Yeah, that's really all that needs to be said, I think. And there was a second bathroom stop on the drive home. Luckily, she did not attend that one. As far as we know. Anyway, it's been two weeks, and while Nick's body has finally settled down, his mind is going crazy, wanting another chance, right, Nick?

Yeah, I mean, all I can think about is, like, why did I do this? And how did I screw it up so bad? But the thing is, none of it's your fault. It's a situation. Like, that's a problem. Like, your body just defied you. You guys think, like, if this doesn't work out, I could do, like, an awkward Tuesday thing where I, like, sue the zoo or something? Sue the zoo?

For you not being able to get to the bathroom in time? They should have more bathrooms instead of one. There's probably been a lot of kids that have also gone all over the place. That's true. That's a good point. It's like the only time in my life I seriously wish I just like had old man diapers. No. That smell. No.

No. Oh, man. No. You imagine the dinner table. It's your face look like that. You can always do it on a future day. Don't quit on yourself. But here we go.

Don't give up. Nick, I'm going to dial her number right now. Hi, is this Crystal? Yes, it is. Who is this? Hey, Crystal. This is a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, Crystal.

Hi, Crystal, good morning. The whole show's here. Okay. I know it's probably weird that we're reaching out to you out of the blue, but we're doing something called a second date update. Okay, why? Because one of our listeners said they went out on a very interesting date with you about two weeks ago.

They said embarrassing. Well, I was trying to sugarcoat it. Yeah. I mean, she knows. Yeah, that's true. A zoo lights date with a guy named Nick. Oh, my God. Yeah. Appropriate response.

Oh, he told us everything, I think. I'm sorry. Why would he tell you that? I mean, that's kind of how this works. We asked Nick to give us some details about your hangout so we could kind of gauge how it went. Yeah, that was kind of how we responded to when we heard it, but we were curious to hear your take on the night. Oh, God.

Well, just start with how it started. I mean, were you excited about Nick? Can we start? I mean, I want to start with the good stuff, right? Sure, you don't want to get right to the bathroom part, Brooke? I just feel like if we're going to set him up for success, we have to remind her that at some point, I think you probably liked him, right? Crystal. Remember the good times?

Yeah. I was excited about the date. It was a cute little wholesome date we were going on. And then it just kind of took a turn. Yeah. Turn right through that employee-only door. Can I ask, though, can I just ask for quick, why after you maybe heard what was happening in the stall,

did you not just run out of the bathroom real quick and act like you were never in there? You know, I think I was just kind of in shop. Oh, is that bad? Like I had gone into the bathroom because I didn't want to get caught by the employees. I didn't want us to get kicked out. I didn't think what was going to happen was going to happen. Sure.

And it's probably like witnessing a car accident where it's horrifying, but at the same time, you can't look away. Yeah. All of traffic comes to a crawl. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's not so bad you had to call your insurance. Okay.

I mean, that's what we thought is this must be the reason that you haven't been staying in contact with Nick after your hangout. Yeah, I mean, like, I know it's not his fault, but I can't get that out of my mind. Yeah. Oh, man. Okay. I mean, that's understandable. Yeah. It's just they always say first impressions, and that's, unfortunately, his.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not to shock you with any more crazy information, but I do need to let you know that Nick has been listening to this phone call on the other line, waiting to jump in and surprise you.

Again. Another surprise. He's secretly waiting this time. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. What are you, you're joking. No.

No, unfortunately. Nick, are you there? Hey, what's up? It's bathroom boy. Oh, don't give yourself that nickname, Nick. He's owning it. He's kidding. Come on.

Dude, what are you doing? You're, like, making this way worse for yourself. I mean, Nick, you feel bad that happened. The course I feel bad. I thought that we had a connection. I just had, like, a bathroom emergency. I mean, look at it like this. What if the rolls were reversed and you went to the bathroom?

And it's like you don't even have to really go to the bathroom. You can make all the noise that I'd still be attracted to you. What? That's not the argument you think it is. Are you throwing out a hypothetical? Are you actually suggesting that this happens? Why would even up the score? I'm just trying to get us back on track, you know?

That's not the way. Yeah. It's good. I mean, maybe let's. The better idea, Crystal, right, is like maybe we can forget this happen and start fresh. I don't know. It's up to Crystal, which one she prefers. Crystal? I mean, you guys, like, this whole thing could have just been between me and Nick,

and now it's on the radio. Like, I just don't understand why you thought it would be better to bring this thing to public space. Like, I'm just, it's weird. This is weird. Because you weren't answering him, Crystal. So I didn't know what to do. Yeah, I had to get them professional help. And it shows, doesn't it show, Crystal, that he's, he's, he's, he's,

He's a guy who's willing to be vulnerable and share embarrassing stuff with other people. Like, you want that in a person and a partner, right? I mean, Crystal, just hearing all this, I'm thinking a little bit is kind of on you. Did you not offer him toilet paper underneath the stall? Oh, stop. If you're going to be in there being supportive, you should really support him. That is true. Most help you look for the bathroom, though.

She did help you locate the bathroom, yeah. Crystal's not even talking anymore. Yeah, I don't know. Crystal, are you still there? Yeah, no, I'm still here. I'm just wondering if this is like a real thing. Like, is this really happening right now? Yeah.

You're in just as much shock as if you were standing in that bathroom all over again. You don't know what to say. Even more shocking, this is like top tier radio for us. This is a great segment. Is it because I don't think your show is doing that well? Okay. This is what we're bringing. Like, maybe this will be your memory now instead of that other memory.

You know? Yeah, the radio. Yes, because we're already at the ultimate low point of this relationship there's only upwards to go from here. Yeah. And that type of optimism is what I hope influences you to say yes when I offer to send you two out on another date. But before we get your answer, Crystal, Nick,

do you have any last words that you want to share? Well, you know, I do want to say, Crystal, when I went to the bathroom the second time, it was a lot less gnarlier than the first time. It's just when I went the first time, it was just, I was like holding it in for a while. No more details. Why would you give her?

What? That was an aberration, Crystal. Going forward, it's all going to be normal. Nick, your statement should have been about how great she is and how much you want to see her again. This might have worked, though. Let's find out. Crystal, do you want to go out with Nick after hearing that one more time? Just don't get them tacos or anything.

Look, like, Nick, I'm sure you're a nice guy, but I got to be honest. Even if you paid me money to go, I would still say no. No, it was not necessary. That was out. You're just giving you dinner. So you're telling me out the comparison between the first bathroom and the second bathroom wasn't convincing at all. No, Nick, it wasn't. I'm glad she clarified.

Nick, this is the state of the dating world, judgy women. Yeah. I was thinking that maybe he needs to check where the restrooms are before he plans his next date. Actually, that's a good point, too. No, no, you know what, dude, it's fine. I'm just going to sue the zoo. there's no way that they should have one bathroom. Next Tuesday on our show.

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Listen to Sacred Lessons with Mike Dolorotcha on America's number one podcast network, IHeart. Follow Sacred Lessons with Mike DeLaurocha and start listening on the free IHeart Radio app today. There must be some type of global restroom app out there that starts beeping an alarm when you're farther than five minutes away from any public bathroom. I don't know about that, but there is a public restroom app for sure. Is there? Yeah. Did you create it, Brooke? No, I did.

Is it for bigups, Brooke? You created it to meet up with you. I'm like a camel, dude. I can wait for hours before I need to go. Dude, I'm like a rabbit. Yeah. I'm peeing right now. Well, we need, everybody needs to get that bathroom app because I swear we have more dates

ruined on this show by bathroom breaks than anything else. It is weird at the beginning of this when you ask the most, like, horrific date stories we remember from doing it. And Jose and I both said bathroom issues. Exactly. And then the guy on the phone. Not only that. If someone never just goes to the bathroom.

bathroom real quick. Bad stuff happens. They check their phone. They get numbers from the waiter. Nothing good happens when you use the bathroom on a date, so just don't do it. Okay. Hold it. I don't know that that's healthy, but yes. All right. All right. That's our best advice. But

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we're talking honestly about mental health, relationships, and the patterns we're ready to release. If you're looking for clarity, connection, and healthier ways to show up in your life, sacred lessons is here for you. Listen to Sacred Lessons with Mike Delaroach on the IHartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hi, I'm Dr. Priyanko Wally. And I'm Hurricane Dabolu. It's a new year. And on the podcast's Health stuff, we're resetting the way we talk about our health. Which means being honest about what we know, what we don't know, and how messy it can all be. I like to sleep in late and sleep early.

Is there a chronotype for that, or am I just depressed? Health stuff is about learning, laughing, and feeling a little less alone. Listen on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello, I'm Jorge Ramos. This week, on the moment, we take a look at Venezuela's uncertain future in a conversation with two people who have directly advised U.S. presidents. Juan Gonzalez, during the Obama and Biden administrations, we're really good at invading countries.

We're very bad at nation building. In Carlos D.Rosillo, during Trump's, two terms. I can guarantee you that nobody in the Trump administration likes Delsi Rodriguez. Listen to the moment with Jorge Ramos and Paola Ramos on the I-Hard Radio app, Apple Podcast, or whatever you get your podcast. Are you desperately hoping for change in 2026, but feeling stuck? I'm Dr. Lari Santos, and in a new year series of my show, The Happiness Lab, I'm going to look at the science of getting, well, unstuck at work, unstuck in your relationships, and even unstuck inside your mind. I am the absolute worst call for it when it comes to getting into these ruminative loops and just driving myself crazy.

Listen to the Happiness Lab on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your shows. Hey everybody, it's Michelle Williams, host of Checking in on the Black Effect podcast network. You know, we always say New Year, New Me, but Real Change starts on the inside. It starts with giving your mind and your spirit the same attention you give your goals. And on my podcast, we talk mental health, healing, growth, and everything you need to step into your next season, whole and empowered. New Year, Real You. Listen to Checking in with Michelle Williams. from the Black Effect Podcast Network

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