Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Bingo Beer and Mr. Grey

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

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Listen to Building One on the iHeartRadio app, Apple, or wherever you get your podcasts. We've got a woman named Lisa who emailed us for a second date update. And Lisa has a request. Okay. She says she just doesn't want us to think she's a bad person. Oh, no. Which means we are going to think she's a bad person. So no matter what, you guys have to promise to not think she's a bad person.

That's what she's asked of us. Okay. You guys promise? I promise. My she's a bad person. That's what she's asked of us. Okay, you guys promise? I promise. My hand is over my heart. I promise. I, you know, I don't like to make promises I can't keep. I mean, okay, here's the thing.

By her saying that, she already thinks she's a bad person, so. But she doesn't want you to think that. Can you promise not to think that? Be nice, Brooke. Okay. There, we got a promise, everybody. Because I read her email. Of course, I think she's a bad person. I just don't want you guys to think that. Please. Okay. There, we got a promise, everybody. Because I read her email, and of course I think she's a bad person. I just don't want you guys to think that.

We can't all be in unison thinking that. What did she do? She doesn't hear any of me saying any of that. So, Lisa, you there? I'm here. I'm conflicted about being here, but I'm here. She definitely heard you, Jeff. I hope you didn't hear me.

No, she heard. She's on the i hope you didn't know she heard yeah she's on the line bro yeah i i heard oh well okay maybe pretend like you didn't hear all right okay okay i'll try to do that i mean i i just gotta say i was disappointed in your email though oh no that's like the worst to be i feel so judged well no it's it's not like that it's just like it's not as naughty as i had hoped. Oh, so not as bad. Well, when you hear someone say, I've been bad, I'm thinking, like, ooh, she's bad. Oh, Jeff. But, no, she's just, it's just bad, bad.

It's like a very vanilla kind of bad. Yeah. All right, so vanilla bad girl, tell us about the guy you want to call today. I like vanilla bad. So his name is Jake, and, I mean, you're already going to start judging me when I tell you where we met. Okay. We met at a convenience store. Well, that's fine.

I think that's fine. Why is that bad? Why is that bad? I don't know. It just seems like it's pretty easy to meet someone. But, anyways, I was just, like, running a quick errand to grab some beer. And it turned out, like, as I was rounding the corner, I was like, wow, there's only one six-pack left. It's my favorite one.

So you sprinted, right? Because you had to get there first. I didn't really sprint because, I mean, I figured it wasn't like there was a crowd at the convenience stores. But before I got to the case, this guy reached in and grabbed my beer. It had already become mine when I saw it there. But when the refrigerator door closed, he, like, looked over at me. And I must have had, like like i have no poker face so my face must have said like oh my gosh this is the worst thing that could happen yeah it said wtf is what your face said probably probably so he said something like

you're gonna get this i was like oh it's okay you can have it oh why'd you do that don't be polite you're in a convenience store you don't have to. Well, why'd you do that? Don't be polite. God, Lisa. You're in a convenience store. You don't have to be. Is this why you think you're a bad person? Because you didn't stand up for yourself? Yeah. No.

I was trying to be nice about it and not make a big deal. Because even though it's my favorite beer, it's not like there was no other beer on the entire place, right? Yeah. But he was super nice. And he was like, well, you know, if you're not busy right now we could share it oh nice that's so you just went into the back alley of a convenience store and pound beers with this dude well this is where it gets to the vanilla bath so i'm not really spoken for but i'm sort of not really spoken for you're whispered for that sounds like you're like you know what i mean when you're like seeing

someone but you've never had to talk about being exclusive and it kind of feels like you're both in it till something better comes along so you're sleeping with somebody else is what you're saying but not exclusive yeah but like without strings yeah fine so why is that bad i don't know it made me feel like i was a bad person because I did end up like... You went to like a Catholic girls' school, didn't you? Like everything you do, you're very ashamed of yourself. No, those Catholic girls would do a lot more than just shame. No, that's true.

That is true. Why do you think you're so bad? I don't know. I guess because I'm in this sort of gray zone that's not really anything, but I don't know. So what did you say to the guy to his proposal so i said that would be great and he like he took care of the beer like we didn't go to the back alley where there was like a food truck with some picnic tables around so we grabbed some food and we were just like hanging out and had a couple beers it was it was really fun that sounds like

a good day yeah i mean that was just the beginning. There was a flyer up for bingo night, and it was that night. And it was, like, about start. And he was like, hey, I don't know if you would be up for this, but do you want to go to bingo? Bingo night at the food truck? No, somewhere else. Oh, okay. It was near the food truck.

It was near the food truck. Oh, okay, near the food truck. Dude, at, like, the community center or something. That's awesome. Look how excited Brooke is for the bingo party. I know. Shut up. Wow, that sounds go the picture. Dude, at like the community center or something. That's awesome. Look how excited Brooke is for the bingo party. I know. Shut up. Wow, that sounds golly swell.

For real. That is such a refreshing change from just all the stupid online dating stuff, right? I mean, it was so much more fun. There was one little awkward moment because I did get a text from Mr. Greyzone. And it was like, where are you with the beer? So I had to text back really fast. Like, oh, sorry, changed plans. Oh, you were getting beer for you and the other guy So I had to text back really fast, like, oh, sorry, change of plans. Oh, you were getting beer for you and the other guy and ran into this new one.

New guy is definitely an upgrade if that counts for anything. Okay, that is definitely, like, I was cool with you dating other people, but not when you're currently on a date with someone. Yeah, I take it back, Lisa. You are bad. That is bad. That date hadn't actually started yet. So, I mean, technically, there was just like a little overlap.

So did you make it back to Grayzone's house after bingo? No. Liar. What happened? So bingo was super fun. And like there was one really awkward moment, which is where I think everything went south. What was it? He said, this was so much fun.

I'm going to head home. My place is this way and kind of just gestured. And I said, oh, is that like an invitation? And it was not an invitation, which he made very clear. Wow. That was a big jump from you, for sure. It was, but I thought it was cute and funny and apparently it was really not cute and really not funny and we've texted a few times since

and that's kind of where it all is right now okay can i just ask where's the situation with mr gray zone well that isn't really a thing right right? I mean. Sure, right? If you say so. It was, though. It was a thing. I mean, we never had to talk about not seeing other people. So, I mean, that's okay, right? Sure.

I mean, at least you're a woman, though. Sure it is, Lisa. Yeah, everything's fine. All right, well, here's what we're going to do. We're going to play a song. We'll come back and try and get your second date update if you can stop yourself from being too bad in between okay i'll try she may find another radio show hold on okay

if you're just tuning in for the second date update you're in luck because we've got a bad girl on the phone today oh yeah lisa is her name and she is so so bad because she met a guy named jake at one of the baddest places around a convenience store i can't stop jamming to this yeah maybe we should tune this down because we're gonna do some bad things when we listen to this. But she met Jake at a convenience store when they were both going for the same beer. But Jake got to it first and he offered to split it with her. They went to a food truck, went to a bingo hall after that.

That's where all the bad girls go. It's actually a really cute and romantic thing. It is. It's actually a very sweet story. And at the end of the night, there was an awkward moment where Jake said he had to go home, back to his place, and Lisa thought that was an

invitation, like, oh, are you saying I should follow you there? And Jake was like, uh, no. I just gotta go. I'm going to bed. A little awkward there, but Lisa feels bad about how it all played out. Why? Because she has a gray man.

Mr. Gray Zone. Yeah, Mr. Gray Zone is a guy that she's kind of seeing, kind of not. Like, it's not really anything. Who she was buying the beer for, but that's another story. Right. We're focusing on Jake and bad girl Lisa. Yeah. All right, Lisa you you ready to

call him i mean i need to know what happened or what's going to happen so yes let's do it okay i'm gonna dial jake's phone number right now here we go hello hi can i speak to jake please uh i think you got the wrong number there's no jake there no this is tom who are you looking for okay guys we should just hang up let's hang up the phone right now wait hold on wait why are you right hold on um so hold uh wait what'd you say tom is your name yeah that's right okay tom my, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You guys, seriously? Please stop.

Someone gave us this number, but... No, please, seriously, you guys, can you just hang up the phone and I will tell you what's going on. Okay, can we put her down? Sorry about that. So, yeah, we're doing something called a second date update, and we're calling you about a woman named Lisa, who you probably just heard a second ago

do you know lisa yeah i know lisa do you remember meeting lisa at a convenience store and you guys shared a six pack of beer went to a food truck spent some time in a bingo hall what no none of that's ringing a bell no that is not how lisa and i met how did you meet lisa we met through a friend at a party i i i don't know what you're talking about okay convenient store what did she just give us the wrong phone number like you're just a friend of lisa's then you're just like a buddy are we talking about the same lisa here i don't understand what's going on right obviously you heard that she's on the other line listening usually we'd wait to tell you that But let's just bring her back on

Lisa Yeah okay guys What's going on Yeah well I don't want to say a whole lot Right now I'm really sorry about that Tom So I didn't mean to give you Mr. Grayzone's number is maybe the way to put it.

Oh. Who's Mr. Greyzone? Oh, Tom, you and Lisa are like seeing each other a little bit, huh? Yeah. And Tom, we can totally talk all about this later. Like, I'll see you later and we can have a nice chat. Oh, that's a big mistake. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, we're talking about this right now. What is going on? Are you, like, trying to no. No, we're going to talk about this right now. What is going on? Are you, like, trying to embarrass me on the radio or something? What is this? Oh, gosh. What is? No, Tom, I'm really sorry. It's just, it's a big mix-up.

And, I mean, I don't know. I guess there's never a good time to have this conversation. Look, I, Tom, I met someone. You met someone. What? And this is how you decided to tell me in front of, like, a million other people or whoever's listening?

This is not how I met someone. We do not have that many listeners. You give us way too much credit. Lisa, this is not cool. I'm really sorry. I wanted to have a private conversation with you which i think we could still do right we can meet we can talk yeah we can have a private conversation anytime we live together lisa whoa hold on are you like live-in boyfriend girlfriend situation

well he's kind of not telling the truth i mean mean, yeah, I spend the night a couple few times a week. We do not live together. I hear all the time. You have a suitcase with all your clothes in it. I could throw it out the window right now. Oh, they were, like, almost moving in together. That's that weird in-between phase. I mean, not really.

I mean, we never wanted to be official, so I figured if we're not official, it's okay to meet other people. What are you talking about? I'm not seeing other people. I assume you're not seeing other people. You never bring it up that you want to, like, be official or anything. Yeah, but you never brought it up that we're official. And, I mean, it's awkward for girls to do that because guys feel so pressured.

So I just figured that we weren't official. Oh, is this not awkward? You want to you want to bring it up on the radio instead shut up okay wait hold on tom how long have you and lisa been not official we've been dating for like six months now that's just like that's like a grandfather clause like if you're together for that long it's official whether you say it or not yeah listen to her whoever that is i agree with her brooke has had a lot of mr gray's in her life yeah who is mr gray is that like a third guy you're seeing that's a code name i'm a code name now wow you wow yeah you're like a secret agent you're cool my God. She went out to get beer for you guys because you were basically living together.

Brooke, you cannot take his side. We're not basically living together. A couple few nights a week, I was at his place, and we never had to talk. But you outed yourself, and he has a completely different story. Girl, you know you were doing something wrong. You said you felt bad, and this is why. Yeah. I mean, look, it just seems like tom like

obviously we're kind of overdue for a talk so maybe we should talk maybe you know me is up yeah hey tom if it makes you feel better the guy she went out with isn't calling her back so oh are you sure you had the right number or were you sure you just didn't give him my number instead he's gonna call me later maybe looking for a date well it sounds like you guys have a lot you need to talk about sort of sort things out and i think maybe you could do that when we send you guys out on another date we'll pay for it they live together well we can still pay for it. They live together. Well, we can still pay for them to go out and talk things through. What do you say, Tom? Tom, like, listen, it's not a bad idea.

I mean, I think that we should just, like, figure out where we're at and what we're doing. And going out on a nice date would be a cool way to do that. Maybe this mistake was meant to be. This is the final step that pushes you guys into the beautiful, harmonious relationship that you clearly have. Or it's a free steak dinner on a breakup night, you know? Yeah, yeah. Clearly we need to talk some things out here. Jeez.

So that's a yes to a second date. Technically it's not a second date, but yes. All right. Lisa, you up for this? Yeah, I'm in but yes. All right. Okay. Lisa, you up for this? Yeah, I'm in. Awesome. All right. As long as it's just me and you and not whoever all these other guys are.

Okay. All right. There's only one other guy, and his name is Jake. And honestly, I mean, I think maybe we should reach out to him, too. What? Oh, what? Why would you want that? Because that's why

I got in touch with you in the first place. You already know this. I feel like you lied to us. I don't think you deserve it. Lisa, we're not going to call Jake for you again, okay? This is like prison.

You only get one call. All right? Welcome to our show. You're in love prison. So you're stuck with Tom. Deal with it. I guess that's fair. Yeah.

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