Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Breakfast Hater

Episode Date: December 15, 2021

The guy on the phone today caused a HUGE controversy. He has an opinion about food that threw the entire room into chaos! Alexis gasped...Brooke started screaming.... And Jose unfollowed him on Instagram!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. Is it a bad sign if you get into a big disagreement during a first date? Yes. Most of the time, yes.

It's not good. Uh-huh. Maybe if you think about it this way, couples argue about stuff all the time. Well, yeah. Right, Brooke? It's been together forever. So it might be good practice for when you do finally make it official. You want to know how the arguments are going to go early on.

That's not really the logic there. Make sure you can win them. It's like make the honeymoon phase last as long as possible. You think a huge argument happens and they're like, wow, this is going well. We're going to agree to disagree on this one, I think. This is our argument. And one of our listeners, Derek, said he got into a weird disagreement with his date. We're going to find out what happened in just a minute.

But first, Derek, welcome to the show. Hi, thanks for having me. I've never done this before. It's good, huh? This is my fifth time on the show. I wish you would remember. So we'll get to what happened with your argument. But first, tell us the name of the girl that you roasted.

What was her name? Roasted? I hope not. I didn't mean to roast her. Casey. Casey's her name. Casey? Okay.

Where did you meet Casey? We met on an online dating site. I'll just leave it at that. I'm not going to tell you which one. That's fine. That's pretty normal. I mean, was there something that stuck out about her? She was really cute, and I just got out of a relationship, and she ended an engagement

just, you know, like four months ago. Yeah. We kind of bonded over that a lot. Get over someone by getting under them. That's an interesting thing to be attracted to in a person. You're just like, you know, you're both on the rebound. You probably have the same ideas of what you want. Okay. It was interesting.

Like, what did you like about her is that she's just ended an engagement. It's strange. Someone I could talk to that trades horror stories about, you know, significant others and stuff like that. She just got it. Okay. So we're talking back and forth, and then we plan to go out and just grab coffee. Okay.

Okay. So we're walking to the coffee shop, and we pass this brunch restaurant that apparently she absolutely loves. Oh, nice. Yeah. Brunch. Like she's stomping her tracks, and she goes, oh, my God, I love brunch. You know, I love everything about it. And I had to tell her, like, hey, listen, I'm not much of a breakfast guy at all.

Is this like that's a kiss of death, man. Why would you say something like that? I mean, I married my husband and I didn't find out until five years into the marriage that he hated breakfast. You know, probably not. Probably would have rethought the whole thing yikes what did she say she's like well what is it is it because it's early in the morning and i'm like no not at all it's mainly because i just don't like breakfast options what i married one of you it's the weirdest thing to me really strange so you know when i told her that, she almost fell over. And then she goes, okay, well, I'm going to list some breakfast foods,

and I want you to rank them one to ten. I like her. She goes, how do you feel about pancakes? And I'm like, ah, like a two. She goes, waffles, two. Waffles? I'm just being honest. I feel like French toast is like a one.

You don't, French toast is like a one, I guess. You don't like French toast? It's bread and maple syrup and sugar. It's delicious. Ironically, he lists the two girls in the room favorite meals, and they are mad. Shut up. Is there anything that you ranked high out of any of the breakfast foods? Like water.

You know, I did rank something in eight. Okay. Oh, yeah. Huevos rancheros. Let's go. I got to be eggs. They're just eggs, right? What breakfast food gets the nod?

I'm kind of a health nut, so just plain oatmeal. Oh, my God. No. Plain oatmeal. I'm done with you. That is gross, bro. Okay. Are you being serious, or are you just lying to keep up this health facade? Yeah. Trying to make us mad. No, I'm not trying to make you just lying to keep up this health facade?

Trying to make us mad. No, I'm not trying to make you mad. I'm not trying to make her mad. And she said, you just haven't had good breakfast food. So she made me go into the brunch restaurant. You were right. You're basically a married couple at this point. You gave in. Where it's like, oh, okay, I guess we'll go to this place again, honey.

I guess I like breakfast now. No, wait. I have to know, what did you order when you went to brunch with her? Well, what did I order or what did she order for me? Because those are two different things. Oh, she ordered for you. She ordered stuff for you? What'd she get?

Well, it was kind of embarrassing because, you know, we're in the restaurant and she tells the server, I'm not into breakfast, so do your best. And then she brings like all these, like a sampler kind of tray and she just the server i'm not into breakfast so do your best and then she brings like all these like a sampler kind of tray and she just orders sides of everything that's awful dude you're telling me if i go into a restaurant and say i'm not a breakfast person they're gonna bring me a sample i don't think so you got a really nice that sucks though that like he's she's trying to embarrass you by being like, hey, everyone, he hates breakfast food. Let's see how much he hates it. He deserves it.

It sounds like she was just being fun and funny. Like, he wouldn't want to call her back if she was out to just humiliate him, right? She was like, me. It sounds like she was making a fun event of it. Okay. Well, how did you enjoy your breakfast sampler? So first I said, look, you don't have to order all this. I'm probably not going to like it.

And then so she orders everything anyway. And I give it a couple bites and I'm like, I'm sorry. These are just not that good. There's a lot of twos, you know? So I just ordered what I wanted to order, which was two bowls of just plain oatmeal. Two bowls. Oh my gosh. Ben, you're going hard.

Good for you, man. It doesn't fill you up. It tastes like nothing. It totally fills you up. Did you guys enjoy the date? Yes. Aside from the food, how was your connection? Everything's actually going pretty great.

We're having a great time. We're talking about families. And she told me that like her mom especially makes a big deal about birthdays and that her birthday is coming up. So that was kind of cool. So I thought maybe, you know, like a birthday, something we can kind of do. So you like birthdays? I got it. Okay. At like a birthday or something we can kind of do. So you like birthdays? I do.

Okay. At least you guys have something in common. You could be the guy that's like, oh, birthdays, they don't really do it for me. That's all. That's it. Okay. But it's nice that you guys were able to connect. How did the date end?

So we shared a hug, and then we were texting a little bit after that. And then she just stopped completely. Really? So I don't know. Maybe she talked to her friends, and they said, like, hey, he doesn't like breakfast. You know, like, cut this guy off or whatever. No, I don't think that's actually a thing. I actually think you do. I know.

From the reaction that we got in this room. You guys, I married a guy who doesn't like breakfast. And you still hate him for it. No, I don't. No, I don't. It just means more food for me, Jeffrey. Okay. All right.

Well, let's see what this girl's thinking. We're going to play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Casey for you and try and get your second date update, okay? Okay. All right. Hold on a minute. There are millions of people listening all over the country right now who are throwing

their blueberry muffins at the radio in anger, pouring hot syrup over their smart devices in total disgust. And I'm just saying, guys, slow down. We don't know that this is the problem yet. I know everybody in studio is angry that Derek doesn't like breakfast food, but we don't know if that's why his date Casey isn't calling him back. That's true. We all are like 99.9%, but it's not official. Because if you missed the first part of the second date update we're on the phone with Derek and he mentioned to his date that he doesn't really enjoy eating breakfast food and so she forced him to eat a bunch of them at a

restaurant that she really like well that's what happened. She didn't force him. It's not like he had his hands tied and she was like spoon feeding him. Okay, she just publicly shamed him while he ate stuff. You are so defensive of him. For real. Well, I don't know. This is exactly what happened, but they ended it on a high note. They had a hug, a few nice conversations after all the breakfast drama. Now, Derek, I know you mentioned a lot of foods that she made you try, but you never mentioned if you put a sausage in your mouth.

Because that's one of my favorites. Why do you say it like that? Did you ever get some sausage? Sausage patty. Ooh, the patty. Okay. They're different than the links. That's disappointing.

It's still like a two, maybe a three. You're two? That's your ranking? Here's the thing. Have you ever thought, like, I don't think that brunch is necessarily a personality type, but I think being a person who only eats plain oatmeal may actually be. Like, maybe she just found you kind of bland. Yeah.

I can see that. Ouch, Brooke. Oh, drink a Bloody Mary. Oh, you did? Okay. Ooh, getting crazy. Well, Brooke doesn't like those. I don't like those either.

I want to so bad, though. Me too. They're fun. I. Getting crazy. Brooke doesn't like those. I don't like them either. I want to so bad, though. Me too. They're fun. I love bloodies. Well, let's just call Casey before Brooke gets so angry she walks out of studio because it's really upsetting her. We're going to dial Casey's number now, and we're going to try and get you your second date update.

You ready? Okay. Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Casey? Yeah, who's calling? Hey Casey, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing?

Who is this again? The name is Jeffrey, where I'm on a morning radio show. Okay, hi. Hi Casey'm on a morning radio show. Okay, hi. Hi, Casey. We're all here. He's barely on a morning radio show, just so you know. If you couldn't tell, those are my really mean co-hosts.

We haven't got to bully you. They just belittle me all day. Sorry, Jeff. We love you, dog. Okay. My co-host. Casey, you there? Sorry, she may have just ridiculous so I'm calling you we do a segment on our show called a second date update have you ever heard of that before no okay well it works like this if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards if that person isn't calling you back,

you can email our show, and we'll reach out to them for you to help you figure out the reason why. Okay, interesting. Yep, and recently you went out with a guy named Derek. Yes, I did. Okay, so Derek has emailed us because apparently you guys had a nice time, and you were texting after your date but you've ghosted him lately and he isn't really sure why yeah i don't know if that's gonna work out him and i was it he talked to you guys yeah he told us about your date and he mentioned

a lot of it centered around breakfast food which we we were stunned as well. He told us that he didn't like it. You know. He told you about that. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it is. It's surprising. There's not a whole lot of people like that.

But there are people that genuinely don't enjoy breakfast food. Yes. Like Breck's husband, which we talked about. Yeah. I mean, but the thing is, is it sounds like you turned it into like a fun date thing where you could see if you could change his mind. Yeah, I really couldn't believe it. So I just thought for fun, we were walking past my favorite brunch spot. So went in, found a few things off the menu that he could sample. And he just would rather have plain oatmeal, he said. And I mean, I kind of thought that was weird.

I'm a big breakfast brunch person. My friends and I do that almost every week. We love Sunday brunch. But that's not something you have to have in common with your partner, right? Like you have your people already that will brunch with you. Right. But I mean, I would like him to be a part of that. He's going to be a part of my life.

And, you know, at first I didn't think it was that big of a deal. But when I did speak to my friends about it afterwards they were very shocked and they were kind of upset that I was with a guy that didn't really like breakfast food are you joking your friends nixed him yeah and then I researched it and it this sounds a little crazy I'll admit this but I found a relationship expert. He's had a PhD. He writes. Okay. This is on the internet though. Let's.

Yeah. Brooke's already putting up walls before she even knows what the relationship expert says. She's like, I don't trust him. Sounds like a hoax to me. Well, the one thing that he had mentioned was that, and again, I know this sounds a little bit crazy. I know it's not a major dietary restriction, but he mentioned if someone does have a major dietary restriction, sometimes it just doesn't work out.

In a relationship? In a relationship. Yeah, but this is different than like being, having to be gluten-free or something and you love bread. I don't know. Well, it's actually worse because he just doesn't like it. So like five years from now, I don't want to be sitting across from him and upset at

him and wanting to dump that bowl of oatmeal on his head. Yeah, no. Sweet. Wow. You liked everything about him except for his taste in food. I just thought it was weird. Maybe it's just like a red flag. I don't know.

And then later on, I might find out some more weird things. Yeah. It's a gateway to weirdness sounds like a gateway i mean casey do you think would it be considered weird if say derek was on the other line listening this whole time and wanted to talk to you would that be weird yeah i think it's gonna be weird yeah is he yeah he's there time Time to say hi? Yeah, it's time to say hi. Casey, just because we have different food tastes, I mean, that's no grounds for not seeing someone. You know, I think having different food tastes could make a relationship better, you know, to have a diverse sort of taste profile than the other person. Otherwise, it'd be really boring. I mean, you know, I'm sitting here drinking mimosas and having all this fun food with my friend enjoying myself. And you're just sitting there eating your plain oatmeal.

That's kind of boring. He's never done that. Look, and if you're talking about like a relationship expert online, I'm sure I can go and dig up some relationship expert that will say the exact opposite. That's true. Online, you can find any argument link. I swear, I could find a link that says potatoes are going to rule the world. And here's the thing. Just because you think his oatmeal sucks, right like he doesn't he's actually enjoying himself still

when he's out to breakfast with you yeah yeah what if i said i won't date you because you don't like oatmeal it's the same thing i mean oatmeal is just one food but right there's so many options you just don't like any of it well maybe you can look at this as an opportunity to change him. No, it's a good challenge. It's a good women level challenge like that. You know, you can slip some breakfast food secretly into his meal so he doesn't know until he eventually starts to like him. Get out of here. We're not changing people.

We could try. What about a BLT? I mean, that's kind of on the verge of. Then you're going to add an egg to it. Yeah. Uh-oh. What do you think? What do you think, Derek?

Are you up for that? I'm up for a little bit of change. I'm not up for being changed by a woman. Yep. That's a good answer. Okay. Case, you're going to have to do it secretly so that he doesn't notice. I don't even know if I want to see him again.

Oh, my gosh. Give him one more chance. Go to dinner with him. Maybe you guys will. Who likes dinner? Ugh. Oh, here we go. Are you serious?

This is going to be really hard. One doesn't like dinner. One doesn't like breakfast. Don't mention lunch. We'll send you guys out on a date, and you guys can have lunch together. We'll pay for it. No, no, Jeff. Oh, okay.

Soup and sandwiches all day long. Snack. Okay, what if you guys have, we'll pay for a snack for you two to share. Yeah, you guys can both nibble on the ends of a Quaker Oats bar until you meet in the middle. For me, I mean, I know, Casey, your birthday's coming up and you wanted to do something. Oh, he remembered, you guys. Oh, that was really sweet. He still remembered her birthday.

Come on, Casey. That was really nice. Casey? I'm not a monster. He said, I'm not you guys. Oh, that was really sweet. You still remembered her birthday? Come on, Casey. That was really nice. Casey? I'm not a monster. He said, I'm not a monster. You are a breakfast monster. Debatable. What do you say, Casey?

Give him another chance. We'll give it another shot. Yay! Oh, look at that. All right. No one's excited to be. I am. I said yay. I didn't see it turning this way. I'm very excited to be. I am. I said yay.

I didn't see it turning this way. I'm very, yeah, I'm happy. All right. I don't know. I feel like you guys are just saying this to get us off the phone and then you're never going to talk to each other again. That might be a possibility. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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People, my people, what's up? This is Quartz Love. Man, I cannot believe we're already wrapping up another season of Quartz Love Supreme. Man, we've got some amazing guests lined up to close out the season. But, you know, I don't want any of you guys to miss all the incredible conversations we've had so far. I mean, we talked to A. Marie, Johnny Marr, E., Jonathan Schechter, Billy Porter, and so many more. Look, if you haven't heard these episodes yet, hey, now's your chance. You gotta check them out. Listen to

Questlove Supreme on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. 1.4 billion dollars in NFL quarterback contracts. The untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history. I'm AJ Stevens, vice president of client strategy at Athletes First,

introducing the Athletes First Family Podcast, the quarterback series. My co-host, Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever

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