Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Brews and Bikes

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

The guy in today’s Second Date Update accidentally blurted out something so DUMB, it might have become the cringiest moment of his life. Relive his embarrassing moment right now in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah Second date update If you're a guy And you go out on a good date with a lady And then at the end of the night You're too nervous Or just forget to ask her about a second one What's your next course of action there?

You send her a simp text like hey I like you we should talk again sometime Do you text that boy yet? Super simp No it's not! That's lovely Simp would be you went on a date a year ago

and you're still like beautiful Thank you Jose Do you call her 15 times at her work and demand she pick up the phone because you two have unfinished business? Now we're talking and this is a business. You have to answer the phone. Is that the real man in you talking right now?

Yeah. I mean, I personally, I would say both those options are cringe. Oh, thank God. But maybe not as cringe as what our listener Daily did. Oh, you're just already beating him up. And it could be contributing to why this girl has been avoiding him lately. So, Daly, before we get to what you did, you need to set the scene for us.

Tell us how you met this woman and what her name is. Well, her name's Crudette. Crudette, that's cool. We met on a bicycle factory tour. What did you just say? Bicycle factory tour. It's a thing, and how do I sign up? There's one in my city. There's, like, a big bicycle factory, but it's, like, right next to a brewery,

so you can, like, go have some drinks, go look at bikes, drunk, and then basically go back and have drinks. So you get to go do stuff but observe how all the stuff you're doing was made. Yeah. From the beer to the bikes. That's so fun. That's kind of cool. And beers and bikes just go so well together.

There are a lot of bike and beer bars, like themes. Yes, for sure. And there shouldn't be, because you shouldn't. Those probably aren't hobbies that go together very well. But it's fun. You got a helmet on. There you go. You were already taking a tour there and met her?

Yeah. My friends and I, we kind of hit the brewery and then we were doing the tour. And then in the group of the tour, Crudette was with her mom. Oh. We all kind of just like started joking around with each other, like joking with her mom, joking with her. We were like, became like a group of friends basically on the tour. Oh my God.

I bet her mom is eating this up. Oh yeah. Dude. If a guy ever hit on me with my mom present my mom's like i helped if my mom's ever on vacation is with a group of young guys around her she immediately texts me i thought alexa's mom would swoop in on the guy she doesn't give me details so at any point are you able to just be alone with just crudette? It gets to that. So, like, at the end of the tour, I didn't want to, like, stop hanging out. So I was like, hey, let's go back over to the brewery.

You know what I mean? Yeah. And we were all there for probably, like, a half hour. And then her mom had, like, an appointment or something. Yes. And I didn't want to just, like, ask her in front of her mom and my friends. So, like, as they were leaving it kind of like dawned on me like i have to do something right now yeah else you'll never see her again pop the tires on

mom's car now she can't leave wait what well i didn't do that that's good what was your genius idea so i actually just ran out to the parking lot and I basically asked her mom if her daughter could stay because I really liked her. It's like a kid asking for a play date. It's cute because it's still bold. I would not do that. Not in front of the parents. Yeah, very respectful. Kind of old school. What did mom say? Her mom was cool with it. She was cool with it. So she came back inside. We were hanging out. And my friends kind of got the vibe that me and her were really hitting it off.

So like one by one, they started to leave too as we continued to hang out. I like how they had to figure it out. Like, come on, you guys are my wingmen. You all should just leave as a group. No, you've got to stay for a little in case it goes bad. That's true. This is actually really adorable. Yeah, so this is super cute.

What happened next, or was that it? So, like, it was just us for the rest of the time. We had a kiss at the end of the night. What? Wow. We started this by saying that there was a big embarrassing moment. None of this sounds embarrassing to me. Oh, yeah, what the heck?

Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, I'm getting to that, because I got her number. So I called her. She didn't answer. And I should have never left a voicemail because I just started rambling. Oh, God. When she basically said, I think I love you in the voice. Oh, God. What?

How did that come out of your mouth? It just flipped. I don't know. Were you drunk from the brewery? No. This was like the next day. Oh,. Were you drunk from the brewery? No. This was like the next day. Oh, God. Love drunk from the brewery.

How did you use it? Like, oh, man, I love you, you know? Yeah, because sometimes that could just be more like, oh, she looked out. No, I said it like I had such a great time. We just have so much in common. I think I love you. What? Wow.

I didn't even go on the date and that's like it's hard for me even if she liked you and had a great time that's intimidating for anyone to hear i would have called back immediately and left another voice because i'm terrible at this stuff and been like i didn't mean that alexis if a guy does this to you says i, is it over? You can't even call after a first date. That's weird in the first place. Just the phone call. The same day? That is so strange.

And if you were going to ask, you just text the next day. Yikes. He knows all this. I feel bad for him. She hasn't responded at all since that voicemail? No. And I wanted to call again, but I thought I would just make it worse. So I've just been waiting.

And the longer that goes on, she doesn't call me back, the worse I feel about it. Here's the question. When we get her on the phone, do we even bring it up? Do you know what I mean? Is it better to just ignore it and pretend like it didn't happen? You know what? Some people never check their voicemails. I know.

I rarely. I always read the transcript. I don't listen. That's true. But maybe the transcript didn't say love. But I don't get the transcript every time. so she could have just literally never listened to it. Yeah, I don't listen. Let's hope.

Yeah, we're all hoping for that, that maybe she never even knew this ever happened. We're going to find out when we call Crudette for you and try and get you your second date update. I'm going to tell her I love her. That will make it better. We'll lighten the blow coming up right after this. Second date update. Welcome back after this second date update welcome back to your second date update it's brooke and jeffrey in the morning and we've been discussing off the air and on the air previously should we bring up the voicemail that our listener daily left for

crudette after their first meetup yeah because he, I love you, in the middle of the message. He didn't mean to. Or did he? I don't know. Daily, did you mean to? I don't think so. I don't know. It just kind of slipped out.

Maybe I subconsciously meant it. I'm not sure. His heart started talking. That's our even sweeter response. I know, but. I feel so bad for him. Brooke, it's only sweet if she feels the same way. It's creepy if not. Yeah, I know if she feels the same way. It's creepy if not.

I know. Nobody feels the same way after just one date. So we're trying to figure out what the reason is and decided our best game plan is probably don't mention it. Yeah. I mean, she'll bring it up if it's what's happening. Okay, let's say that she does bring it up. Let's not make excuses for him. What do we do?

Let's just lean in and tell her, Daily only said that because you got drunk at the brewery and said it to him first. That's so smart. It's kind of your fault. That's good. Manipulate people into thinking things happen that never happened. That's called gaslighting. That's exactly what that is, Alexis.

That's gaslighting her. I need to start doing this. It's not super popular with women. I don't know if you guys know that. Can't they wear a fan? But if at the end of the day you fall in love, then it's worth it. Oh, yeah. Right, Daily?

Just a whole lifetime of gaslighting. I mean, there's better than nothing, I guess. No, Daily, that's the wrong response. Follow the light is what I say. Oh, the gaslight. Let's just hope it doesn't come up at all. And it's something totally unrelated to the voicemail. Maybe she hasn't even heard it.

She was not that drunk at the brewery. She's got to know, Jeff. Well, let's find out. I'm going to dial her number right now. We'll see if she picks up. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Crudette uh yeah we just hey uh we're a morning radio show called brooke and

jeffrey hi good morning welcome to the show uh hi did you know your name means tiny italian sushi okay does it i just say i i crudo it was bugging me. So on the break, I was like, what is crudo? Her name isn't crudo. Her name is crudette. So a crudo is Italian sushi. So a crudette would be a small piece of Italian sushi. Okay. That's cool.

So that's cute. We're not just calling to tell you what your name means, though. We have, we do have another purpose. I'm a foodie. I got into it. Okay. Because one of our listeners reached out saying he's been trying to get a hold of you and has not been able to arrange a second meetup after you two hung out at a brewery together. Yeah.

It sounded like such a fun night. Yeah. His name's Daily. Oh, wow. Okay. Wow. That was a big wow. Sorry, that's what this is about.

It's called the second date update. Oh, my God. Has your mom been bugging you to call him? What about the mom? Dude, my mom would be so invested if she was there. More than you. Yes. We want to know less about your mom and more about you and how you felt.

That's a valid question, Jeffrey. Well, we'll get to your mom and her feelings later. We want to know what you thought about your hangout with Daily. I mean, the hangout was cool. And, you know, like, we had a good time. Uh-huh. Okay, good. All right, so he didn't lie about that. He echoes those feelings.

Yeah, what did you think when he came to the car? And, like, you're in the car with your mom, and he, like, chased you guys down to get you to stay. I mean, that was a little intense, but honestly, like, it's sweet. But, uh, it did get a little crazy. I don't know. The night did? No, the night was fine. But did he tell you guys about the voicemail the last night?

Uh-oh. No, voicemail? Jeff. No, you can't act like that. What's that? What about the voicemail is maybe a good question. Sorry, but I don't know what is voicemail. What is voicemail?

Explain this to me. Got it. The thing where you call somebody and they don't answer, and then you leave them a message. Ew. Why would anybody do that? Yeah. Oh, usually tell them something. And honestly, I was not expecting it at all.

You weren't expecting him to call you, or you weren't expecting to hear what he said? No, no, no. I was not expecting it, like, at all. You weren't expecting him to call you or you weren't expecting to hear what he said? No, no, no. I figured he'd call me, like, we had a good time. Like, why would he call me? He actually told me he loved me. Yeah. Oh, cute. Are you sure?

Maybe you misheard that. Maybe he said something else. Like, I glove you. Yes. Yeah. Because there's gloves at the bike factory. I love food. Maybe that was it.

I love food. Oh, that does sound good. Is that possible? I'm pretty sure he said, I love you. Okay. How did you receive that? So it was super intense, but not for the reason you think. I don't really know how to describe this,

but the crazy thing is that I kind of feel the same way. What? What? How did I not expect that at all? You reciprocate those feelings?

Shut up. Yeah, I mean, I know it's crazy and like... Why are you calling him then? Look, the guy called me yesterday yesterday that happened yesterday yeah and i've been trying to figure out how to say it back i mean this is crazy oh god you know 99 of the time i would be totally creeped out you know like you don't just tell somebody you love them after one hangout okay this is so cute. Okay, we're forgetting that it hasn't been that long. Yeah.

But she feels the same way. They're on the same page. That's all that matters. Okay. Oh, my God. Your mom is going to take credit for all of this. I honestly haven't told her any of this. Are we the first people that you're telling this to?

I mean, I do have a best friend that I tell everything to, but you are the second. Well, I know you think that you've only told a couple people that, but you've actually told a third person. And it's Daly because he is on the other line right now listening to this conversation. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Oh, my God. I just got right in the face for you. Daly?

Hi. Hi. Oh, my God. daily hi hi oh my god so so are you saying you feel strongly about me also she didn't say feel strongly um yeah i i i i know this is insane i I know it is. But, you know, sometimes you just get a feeling. And honestly, like, I think I love you, too. Oh, God. She said that so fast. Oh, my God.

Well, it's hard. That is a lot. I know. Wow. What? Yeah. Daly, how does it feel to hear her say that to you? I don't know.

It just kind of feels off. What? Yeah. Daly, how does it feel to hear her say that to you? I don't know. It just, it kind of feels off. It feels just different from when I said it. Are you just, is it like, is it kind of freaky to you? Like it's too much? What are you talking about? I don't know. It just, it just felt better when I said it, but then hearing it, it just hit my ear just differently than I thought it would. Maybe it's because she said it fast. She's not saying that she wants to get married to you.

She's just trying to say what you said. I know, I know, I know. It's just a lot for me to take in right now, honestly. You started it. You started it. Guys, that is overwhelming. That is the funniest response honestly you started it is it maybe because it was said on the radio is that why like maybe the setting wasn't perfect for it or it feels face to face for this a little forced yeah yeah i didn't want to use that word but yeah i guess on the radio it's kind of like different

because again i just built this moment up to something. Yeah. I think bigger than it ever could have been, no matter what she said. I mean, no matter what, you guys have an amazing connection. I think that's what you should concentrate on. Like the L word is a lot. Yeah. And maybe, Crudette, you just need to say it again one more time because now the shock has worn off.

Now it'll really soak in and he'll feel it. I think I'm good on the L word for now. It might feel good this time. That was a smart call. Alexis is going to have to leave the room because if it's said too many times she actually has an allergic reaction. Maybe you guys save it for when you see each other in person

again and we'd love to arrange that meeting and we'll pay for it. I mean, I am as long as you are. Well, I'm not going out with you. It's going to be daily. She's talking to Daily. Dude, you have to go out again.

You guys are so cute. I'd be cool with it. It just might be weird now that we said all this on the radio, but we could totally hang out again, sure. I love you, you love me. It doesn't feel as heartwarming anymore for Daily's part. Ignore that part.

I need some love in my life right now, okay? I guess I can understand like you kind of romanticize it in your head, build up what the moment is going to be like and then it's just a total letdown and that's kind of what true love is. What? That was the darkest.

Brooke, you're living it right now. The total letdown of true love. That's why you're so desperate for it. I'm not desperate for it. You literally said, I need this. The world needs more love, okay? That's what the world needs. You're like, shut up.

Give me another bump of love. So we'd like to facilitate that again. Daily, you're up for it. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Okay. That's really sweet. All right. Congratulations, you're up for it. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Okay. Okay. That's really sweet.

All right. That's more definitive. Congratulations, you two. I love you both. Oh. Thank you. Okay. It was not reciprocated. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

It's the classic story. Guy meets girl. Guy likes girl. Guy leaves a voicemail for girl saying, I love you. Girl ruins it by saying it back to him. Then desperate married radio host gets disappointed because she doesn't have enough love in her home life. Oh, that's not true. I want love for everybody, Jeff.

But mostly for yourself. No, I think they were so cute. And I totally get why it would be overwhelming. All of it. All of it was way overwhelming. They're even overwhelmed with the feelings they're having. Totally. Can you imagine how awkward that next meet up in person is going to be?

Yeah! No! I guarantee you they're going to handshake. Yeah. Take it slow. It's so good. This is why I respect Alexis. Because she would never say I love you back.

Not even to her husband of 20 years. No. Nope, you got to keep waiting. That's the way you win the dating world. Oh, maybe I'll text to LUV. Oh, wow. You like him real emotionally unavailable. That's right.

During the vows, it's like, I heart handy. She actually just does the symbol with her hands. Always. That's really healthy, Jeff. Play it close to the chest, ladies. We better get an update from them. I really, really hope so. We'll find out if they email us back.

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