Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Camp Pants Down

Episode Date: September 6, 2024

One of our listeners says his most meaningful hangout with a woman happened when his PANTS came down while walking through the woods… He swears it was innocent but you can decide for yourself during an all new Second Date podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Second date update. Ah, the great outdoors. It's the perfect place to hike around, get mosquito bites the size of cinnamon rolls. That's right.

I actually like cinnamon. Find a body and maybe even fall in love. Wait, find a body? Maybe the body's alive. You guys don't need to assume. The mosquitoes got it. That's what one of our listeners says happened while he was working at a summer camp. Oh, my God.

The falling in love part, not the body part. Because he got a big crush on another counselor there. Oh, my God. Are we talking to two 16-year-olds right now? That would be so funny. Well, he wrote us an email. He agreed to be on the phone with us today. His name is Maurice.

So, Maurice, welcome to the show. How you doing, man? Hey, guys. Maurice is your real name. What's your camp counselor name, bro? Cowboy Maurice. Yeah, I was like Jalapeno. Guys, look, I'm really sorry.

I just, I don't think I can do this anymore. I know I was the one who wrote it to you, but I'm just feeling like I'm going to waste your time. Wait. Oh, bro, no. This is a good thing. That's why we're all happy and excited to talk to you. Yeah, dude, we're here for you.

Yeah. No, no, I'm sorry. It's no big deal. Dude, it doesn't matter if it's a big deal. We'll make it a big deal. That's what we do. We have to air something right now. We blow everything out. We'll make it a big deal. That's what we do. We have to air something right now. We blow everything out of proportion and make it a huge crisis.

It's fun. I don't know if that's a selling point. See, she's exaggerating. We're being silly, bro. Clearly, something told you, Maurice, that this person that you met was so special, so important, you had to reach out to a morning show. I'm imagining that doesn't happen to you all the time. Yeah. I don't know. Maybe all the time. Yeah. I don't know.

Maybe you're right. Well, look, I feel like that was your soul or your instinct telling you, I have to do something. Or he's like, I was actually drunk when I emailed you guys. That's an instinct. Definitely the alcohol. Sometimes you need to follow that one, too. Remember, if someone's not calling you back,

the worst thing that can happen is they're still not calling you back. At the end of the phone call, you're right where you are now. It's a can happen is they're still not calling you back. Yeah. You're right where you are now. It's a good point, Jose. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you're right.

Okay. Okay. Thanks for sticking with me. Okay. Big deep breath. We're here for you, man. So look, we'll go slow because we don't know the entire story or any of the story. But let's start with what's this other counselor's name?

So her name is Lana. Okay. And are you nervous right now because something weird happened between you and Lana while you're at camp? Kind of. Kind of? Can you walk us through what happened, what your relationship is like? So a couple of the kids saw us talking behind the dining hall. And they knew I had a crush on them.

So they're chanting like, oh, they're going to kiss. They're going to kiss. Oh, no. How do they know? Are you playing truth or dare with your campers? He carved their initials into a tree like an adult. Okay. Whenever there were like little times that I could hang out and everything with her, they would see me, so it was pretty obvious.

That's actually kind of cute. Going back to that moment, did you kiss her while the kids were all chanting behind the dining hall? You can't do it then. That's so romantic, Brooke. I think you'd get fired. I've worked as a camp counselor before. That is definitely frowned upon. Like frowning upon it would stop Brooke.

Jeez. Definitely we did not do that. I just think it might have made her feel really weird about things. Okay. And then she's also a counselor. She knows how kids are. Yeah. But that was the weird moment for you behind the dining hall.

That's what you're worried about. Yeah. So that's probably it. That's probably the reason why. I don't even want to call her anymore. I'm sorry. I just know what she's going to say. No.

What have we done? You got bullied by some eight-year-olds, man. You got to stand up for yourself. You can't let that be the moment that defines your relationship with her. In his defense, eight-year-olds are mean, bro. And look, camp is a tough place to act on your crushes because you're working, you're around the children all day. It's not like you have a lot of breaks and free time to do stuff. I mean, like, what if she's like right now thinking about you?

Maybe. Did she know that you had those feelings? I mean, there was this arts and crafts thing I did. I made her like a twig bracelet. Twig bracelet. I love that. That's cute. Not even bracelet. I love that. Yeah. That's cute. Not even like,

okay, whatever. They don't have access to diamonds out in the woods. They bring it in bracelet making kits to camp. There's arts and crafts

at camp, yeah. Let's not bracelet shame him, okay? I'm sure it was a really nice twig bracelet. What did she say when you gave it to her?

She just thanked me and everything. I mean, it wasn't anything big but that's cute yeah did an actual date ever happen between the two of you or was everything just small interactions at the campsite good question well the closest thing we had to one-on-one time was this nature walk we went on where i pulled my pants down wait Wait, what? What? Only because I had to go pee in the woods and I made her turn around.

Oh, but you warned her. Turn around? Okay, I'm sorry. Why did she have to turn around? Are you like two feet away from her? The real question is what grown man pulls down his pants to pee? Were they all the way to the floor?

No, I was a ways away behind a tree, but I didn't want to risk her seeing anything. Just a pair of butt cheeks hanging out of a tree. It's funny that when I asked about awkward moments, you led with the kids chanting for the kissing and not the pants down in the woods. At least the kids weren't there for this. Good point, Alexis. And it sounds like maybe she wasn't that close, right? Yeah, he told her she was far away.

Okay. What happened after that? So everything was fine after that. But at the end of the walk, I was saying we should hang out outside of camp. She said, okay. But now she won't even answer my text. I just have an image of you bending. I've never even seen you bending all the way over to your ankles and pulling your pants back.

I have that image in my head, too, and I'm going to keep it with me for a long, long time. Use it whenever I need it. In the meantime, let's reach out to Lana for you and try and get you a second date update. We're not going to chant, like, kiss or go out on a date or any pressure at all. This is going to be very, very all very mature very adult a grown-up adult edition of second date update we're gonna do it when we come back right after this second date update you know we almost didn't make it to part two of this second date god we didn't make it almost didn't make it to the end of part one actually Actually, you're right. Yeah. That's what I meant. Oh.

Actually, Jeff, I'm proud of us for finishing the first part. That's what I'm saying because our listener, Maurice, almost backed out of the call twice before we even

got started with him. Yeah. And I do understand because he's a little nervous about calling his camp crush Lana. Dude, who wouldn't be? I mean, like,

calling a crush, period. It's nerve-wracking. It doesn't matter where you are in life. Absolutely. And I should say they were both adult counselors working over the summer together. Good to say. We're all tuning into the children's segment.

I do feel like that needs to be an asterisk. Yeah. Very important to note. But they had a little thing going on. Right, Brooke? Yeah. Remind us about some of the romantic things that Maurice did at camp. He made her a lovely bracelet out of twigs. That's right? Yeah. Remind us about some of the romantic things that Maurice did at camp. He made her a lovely bracelet out of twigs.

That's right. Yeah. They had an intimate moment behind the dining hall where kids started chanting for them to kiss. I don't know if I would call that intimate as much as it was being bullied by children, but yes. It's more timid. Sure. Half glass full type of situation. And then they had a nice lovely walk in the woods

where he may or may not have dropped his pants all the way to the ground to urinate. Most good dates end in pants coming off. That's a good point, Jeff. I don't think that was a date. We do need to call Lana here and help her see the light because hopefully she didn't turn around during the pants down situation

and see something out in the woods she didn't want to see. You know what I mean. I don't really like what would you possibly see that would like someone's butt cheeks would make you not want to call them back i was thinking more of the other side but who knows let's find out and call lana here marie's do we make you feel better or worse marie a bit of both okay okay so we're right where we started well you can't back out of the call now it's too late i've already started dialing lana's number so hopefully she picks up no stopping dialing let's just get started here we go okay hello hey is this lana yes hey lana we are a radio show we're called brooke and jeffrey in

the morning hey lana the whole show's here hi hey we're open to borrow a couple minutes of your time because we do this segment called a second date update and we're trying to kind of hook you up with one of our listeners. I mean, you didn't technically ever go on a date with him, but. Yeah. But you know him. Okay. Who?

It's a guy that you were a camp counselor with over the summer. His name is Maurice. Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, good old Maurice, right? Oh, my gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, good old Maurice, right? Oh, my gosh. Oh, yeah. Well, Maurice asked us to reach out to you because he felt there was some sort of connection happening while you two were working.

What did you think of him? Of course he did. Oh. Did he read it wrong? I mean, okay. Yeah, we were camp town first together. And we met there and he seemed nice, like kind of shy, but cute. And then.

That's like the same read we got, right? Yeah. Oh, Brooke thought he was so cute. No, I just mean like sweet, earnest, you know. He's a very like a wholesome guy. Totally. Yeah. sweet artist you know he's a very like a wholesome guy totally yeah as time went by i could sense that he had feelings or was interested okay we heard that there was some like romantic

bracelet making that happened oh my gosh i mean from everything that we're hearing right now it sounds like you were definitely entertaining the possibility of a get-together. Yeah, for sure. I mean, what changed? What happened? Well, we went on this, like, nature walk together. Ah, okay. Yeah, he told us about that.

I can't wait to hear what happened. He did mention something awkward. It may not be the same thing that she's thinking, though, you know? Yeah, that's true. Did he tell you it was in a pouch? What was in a pouch? Wait, what? What the heck?

Like when he went to the bathroom, he went in a pouch? Yeah, he said he had to go number one. Well, yes, that did happen, but that's not what I'm talking about. He offered to do drugs with me. What? Wait. What the heck? Hold on.

Wait. I'm joking? Hold on. Wait. I'm joking. How? It has to be like allergy medicine with this guy. There's no way. Drugs. You want to do some Benadryl? Some Afrin.

What do you mean? Yeah, no. He's so long brought drugs with him onto our hike, and I was like, um. Wait, what kind of drugs? He's one of those nature boys. Brooke, it doesn't matter. It does matter. Well, I guess you're right if it's crack. Well, like, really hard stuff, or more like...

Or nature drugs. Like, recreational. There we go. I mean, it was a large pouch of drugs. Oh, my God! Good options! I did not get that read on him when we were talking to him earlier. He's unsuspecting.

Well, that's why he's never been busted, man. Yeah. What did he say? been busted, man. Yeah. What did he say? What did you say? Yeah, did you do the drugs? No. No. There's kids listening.

No. I said no. Good. And then I asked him, how did you even get those? And he admitted that he confiscated them off one of the kids. What? He took them from a camper? and he admitted that he confiscated them off one of the kids. What? Wait, no. He took it from a camper?

So a kid probably took it from their parents, and then he took it from, oh, my gosh. Oh, wow. This is wild. I knew teachers would do that. You know what I mean? Or camp counselors? Okay, so hold up.

What's the problem there? I mean, you think he's a drug addict? Like, what's the issue? What's the problem? Okay, just to play good cop here, what if he's a drug addict? Like, what's the issue? What's the problem? Okay, just to play good cop here, what if he was just trying to be cool? It's just so hard for me to wrap my head around this guy. Always having it on him.

This is a special occasion. Yeah, and honestly, maybe we should stop trying to save him and let Maurice step in and handle this himself. Well, if he's sober. Wait a minute. What do you mean? Because the way that this works, Lana, is we have the other guy on the line listening, waiting to talk to you. So Maurice is there. He's on the phone? Yeah, he's there.

Thank. Maurice? Okay, guys. I told you this was a bad idea. Well, you didn't tell us you were a drug dealer at a camp. Yeah. I'm not a drug dealer. I guess he wasn't. A baller. You didn't tell us you were a drug dealer at a camp. Yeah. Not a drug dealer.

I guess he wasn't. He confiscated them off of a child, Brooke. He's doing a good deed. He's a good person. First of all, you guys keep saying child, but he was like 16. Oh, that is different. So they were good drugs. Yeah. All right.

Maurice, you didn't mention any of this when we talked to you before. I mean, I don't know. I didn't think it would be such an issue. I mean, obviously, they weren't going to smoke it, so somebody had to. Might as well be us. I love the logic. He's being generous. Is this a normal thing you do, Maurice?

Yeah, or is it special? I mean, doesn't everybody share drugs with their friends? Not everyone. I mean, yes, but no. You need to talk to Lana because clearly that move didn't sit well with her. Yeah, that was...

No, it didn't. We're working. These are underage kids and that's so wrong. Like you took it from the kid for you to use and then to offer to me? Would you rather we would have gone back to their camp and smoked it with them? What? No.

You're not getting it, dog. Yeah, I don't think you're hearing it, Maurice. No. It's like how quickly my image can change. You know, like somebody else. You're like, who knew twig bracelet guy was going to be kingpin over here? Okay. What is happening?

Well, you know, the illicit substances aside, the reason that we're calling is because we thought there was a connection romantically between the two of you. Or at least some sort of spark. Pun intended. You know? Is that true? I mean, yeah, but then things changed. Then, like, we could have lost our

jobs. There's a time and a place for that. I'm a professional and that was not professional behavior to me. You sound as paranoid as he does after he smoked a bunch of drugs. Well, and it doesn't sound like he said anything on this phone that his call made you feel better. I mean, Maurice, look, we're running out of time, so I'm just going to ask Lana, would you like to go on another date with Maurice and we would pay for it?

Pouch left at home. No children around. No fanny packs, no anything. Just you and Maurice on a sober romantic evening. With his pants around his ankles. I'm sorry. I don't even really do drugs myself. It's not my thing.

And clearly it's important to him. And just so that he's willing to get us all kicked out of camp so he does sound like a reckless badass though I mean Maurice do you feel bad that you're taking the fall for the 16 year old that originally had the drugs

I just I don't really see like what I did wrong I guess maybe I should have saved them for our first date out of camp. He's still saving them no matter what. Hey, Maurice, man, I'm sorry it didn't work out, but if you still have that pouch, Jose would definitely like to meet up with you in a little bit, okay?

We can dispose of it the correct way. That's right. I got you, buddy. Yeah, new connect. Let's go. I love this job! Jose's a camp counselor next summer. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Man, I hate it when three embarrassing things happen during an interaction and the caller only mentions two of them to us. Because he's not embarrassed by the third. Yeah, that was normal to him. There's only so many times I can bring that up. Like, did anything weird happen? Okay, did anything else weird happen? Are you sure you didn't bust out a patch of drugs that you confiscated off a teenager

and offer to do them with your date in the woods? Is it that date or the other date? Gotta add that to my rotation. I feel like this guy is one of those guys that's been a camp counselor for 10 years. Oh, yeah. And it's solely for this reason. Totally. He gets the perks off of that. He's been a camp counselor for 10 years. Oh, yeah. And it's solely for this reason. Totally. He gets the perks.

Yes. He's the confiscation. He asks to have the bunk with the bad kids in it. Good. Never got his camp counselor name either. I know. It'd be too much of a giveaway. I think it's raccoon.

It's mushroom. Why do you ask? Yeah. But look, it didn't work out for him. Doesn't mean it can't work out for you. Just email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling you back. And for our big portfolio of successes, you can find them online

wherever you get your podcasts. Check out the second dates at Brooke and Jeffrey. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show, ears edition podcast. Join late night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more.

Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, Ears Edition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.