Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update: Car Wash Crush

Episode Date: July 13, 2026

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Yeah, for sure. It's a wild one, of course, because she's a wild lady. But what do we got on the comment board? Coriast Phoenix has a trick for sliding into DMs. Oh, okay. They said, I usually send this emoji, and it's a person parachuting emoji. Oh, I like this. And then she would answer, why are you landing in my DMs?

Hey. I like the puppy one. You send a couple dog emojis, and they're like, what's going on? You're like, oh, my gosh, my dog ran away. I'm so sorry, let me get. I think I would say did your four-year-old take your phone? I'm not sure. It's what I would assume.

No, then you would get poop emojis. Oh, you're right. All right. Let's get to your second date update. Brand new episode right now. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. Not too long ago, we had a listener on this show named Monica.

And if you're a regular, you would definitely remember what happened when she was taken to a buffalo wild wings for her date. And she refused to get out of the car. I don't know if I'm a regular. I tune in from time to time, though. I think I remember this. Yeah, right, because she was above it, right? Yeah, she said, I'm way too classy for a place like this, and it turned out the guy actually owned the Buffalo Wild Wings.

She didn't care. Did not matter to her at all. She's not even with her fingers. So big argument ensued. They called each other names. It was not a success. Which is classy. Name calling always really very.

Very. Very high class. But it was extremely entertaining. We have to say that, which is why I'm extremely happy that she's back with. with us today. Monica, I'm just really hoping you haven't lowered your standards because, girl, you deserve the best. Call him a name, Monica. Hurry, quick. Hey, guys. I know I do. I know I deserve the best, so you don't have to tell me that.

Okay. Okay. Good. Monica, you've moved on to bigger and better things. Who's this new man and what's his net worth? Go ahead. Well, I don't really know his network, but I know he's not broke. His name is Dianre. DeAndre. Remember, it's not about money for her. It's just about, like, living to a higher standard and treating her correctly, if I remember right. Right, right. Where'd you meet this high-level individual?

Well, I met DeAndre at a car wash because I like to keep my Mercedes clean. So, yes, my mom and dad give me money to take care of that every week. Wait, what? Is that a joke? No, that's right, because you live with your parents, right? Yes. And what you... Right, that was.

You had that term for yourself? I forgot about that word. Stay at home, daughter. That's what I am. Stay at home daughter. My dream job. I am not leaving until my man proposes and is ready to take on the role that my parents played thus far. Like not daddy in a sexy way, daddy in more of a financial stability way.

Allow it. Yeah. Got it. Exactly. All right. DeAndre, you met him at the car wash. How did that interaction happen? Well, he was over at the vacuum area, cleaning his car, and I walked by, and he gave this old construction worker whistle.

You know the whistle. He did a cat called you. Right. Exactly. But I'm going to tell you something, ladies, don't be mad if you meet somebody in a car wash, because that's not a bad place to meet a man. At least you know when he's driving immediately. I know he got the keys, and I love it. Okay.

But it also could be his parents' car. I mean, much like you're probably driving. Then they're on the same exact level then, bro. It doesn't like that. I thought it didn't matter what he drove, though. No, it matters. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. So what was he driving? He was driving a Mercedes E class. Now, if it was a C class, it would be a no doubt. I don't even know the difference in the classes. The higher the letter, the better the class. Closer to Z? That's right.

But I knew what he was working with. So I'm like, okay, so let's go. Okay. Okay. So how did you eventually, did you finally approach him? or what happened? Well, he stopped me and he asked me for my Insta,

so I was like, okay. Oh, you should have guessed that. Yeah, yeah. Right for the Insta. Okay, and then what happened? And later that night, he slid on in, we were talking. Turns out he was working his way up

at a car dealership, so I could see. I see his future. Okay. Oh, I mean, he sells cars, but he's working his way up to like a GM position. He's got big goals and aspirations. I mean, that's always attractive in people.

I like that. Okay. So, Claire, the conversation has started. The gears are now in motion. You're talking. Is there a date that's coming? So he asked me, do I want to go to a movie with him? And I said no, because it wasn't an I max and I deserve better. And I don't know what he was trying to do. Yeah, that's like the same level as the Buffalo Wildways. Yeah. Alexis, totally, right? He's terrible first day. Okay. So wait, I forget, are you one that then says what you want, or does he then have to guess eight other places to figure out what you're looking for?

I used to be, I want you to guess, but I don't have time like that no more. Okay, so what did you tell him? I want to go to a place with really big plush chairs, so there's room for us to cuddle. Oh, yeah. One of those fancy movie theaters. They have food and drinks and they bring it to get chairs. I mean, it is fine. I will say.

So now that you're in the big plush seats in this super fancy movie theater, how do things go with DeAndre there? Oh, we went really good We snuggled and we hugged And it was cute I really enjoyed it and I know he enjoyed it too Oh Cute is good I mean snuggling and cuddling

It is cute Yeah, it is It's not too much Or not like making out or whatever But it's nice to have a whole body contact Yeah But it sounds like you guys didn't even really Get to see the movie

Who cares about the movie Jeff? Yeah You're like Netflix and chill You don't care what you want Yeah But it's at the fancy Yeah I didn't care about the movie Oh, okay.

It's about the vibe. Yeah, yeah. Thank you. So how did you, too, leave it? Well, he walked me to the car. He gave me a little hug. Okay. And I thought for sure that he would call me for another day, but I haven't heard from him.

You haven't? Oh. Did you guys, like, kiss or anything, or just cuddle? No, just hug. That's fine. That's totally, that's normal. I'm more like, did you guys talk? Oh.

Alexis doesn't have a good point, though. Did you bond at all, or it was just, like, nice cuddly and then bye? No, it was just nice cuddly. life. Okay. That's why you want a second date. Yeah. You save the talking for the second or the third date, Alexis. You get to the good stuff. This is my problem. There you go. Right. But he never called. That's the problem. That's why I'm talking to y'all right now. Okay. Well, it's interesting. You're willing to give him a chance. Yes. Because he sounds like he did everything right. Well, let's see what he did wrong. We're going to call him. We'll find out what is wrong with this man, D'Andre, when we come back and do your second date update, super plus chair edition right after this. Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update. One of our favorite listeners, Monica is back,

and she's a professional stay-at-home daughter. Those are her words, not mine, by the way. I forget, she doesn't work at all? You don't work at all, Monica? No, I don't. Okay. What a life. She lives at home with her parents

until she finds herself a quality man who will propose and take good care of her. Or, AK, take over for the family. I hope there's a good dowry. She's hoping that that man might be D'Andre, but he's not reaching out after they went to a fancy movie theater that included a nice little cuddle session in the chairs. So what's his deal? Yeah.

We're about to find out. I mean, he drives an E-class. He obviously can take on a stay-at-home daughter. Yeah. Right? Am I picking up right on that Mercedes? Exactly. Her name's Monica.

No. Oh, sorry. The car is. My bad. Okay. Misread that one. Good thing his name isn't Bentley, or he'd have a very confusing convo.

Really, really. Twist our brains up. I don't know if I am. I'm just wondering, is there any chance that D'Andre got upset because he didn't get a chance to see the movie? What? Because guys and girls are different like that.

They weren't talking to her yet. Like, that's the whole point of going to see the movie. Is not the movie? I don't know. It'd be like, Jose, if you took a girl to a baseball game and you never actually watched the baseball game. You're not supposed to.

Yeah, I wouldn't be too upset. Then why did you go? Then why'd you take her there? Exactly. I went to feed her. Why do they go to the movie if they're not going to watch the... Whatever. It's fine.

You're the wrong. I've been the right on this one. It's an excuse to be together, Jeff. I'll take another L on this one. Okay? I'll take all the Ls. It all depends. It all depends. If it was an action movie, then I could see, but it wasn't.

Okay. Okay. It was purposely not an action movie. Yeah. Okay. Right. Who cares what happens? You're right.

So let's just call DeAndre. Hopefully he picks up the phone and we can get some answers, but here we go. Hello? Hey, we're looking to speak with DeAndre. This is him. Okay. Hey, man. This is a radio show.

We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, DeAndre. Hey, good morning, man. The whole show is here with you. What's going on? What's going on? Hey. What's up?

Welcome. I like your welcoming vibe. Thank you. We are doing a segment here. It's called a second date update. And we're trying to help out a listener who hasn't been able to get a hold of you lately. It's a woman named Monica. Okay.

Yeah. Got you. Okay. That's not a bad reaction. Yeah. Sounds like you guys had a pretty fun date. We heard about you two going to the movies together. Monica said that she had a great time.

Dude, and she appreciated that you upgraded to the nice theater. Very much. That was a good move. Yeah. I mean, she's cool. Yeah. She's cute. I mean, she has high standards, but she's not my speed like that.

What do you mean? Are you just saying in general she's not your speed, or is there something like specific that happened that made you think that way? hard to match a Mercedes. Yeah. It's a specific situation. Maybe a little uncomfortable, kind of like questioning things. I was like, I'm cool on her. Oh.

So wait. I mean, because you obviously thought she was attractive because you're the one that hit on her at the car wash, right? Right. So it was an action. It was something she did. Yeah. Would you mind telling us what it is?

Well, we were watching a scary movie. Oh, scary movie. Oh, you guys would do a scary movie? Dude, that's perfect for our first day. You have to cuddle for one of those. I don't watch any of them, so. You're not so much cuddling as clinging to each other for life. That's the exciting part.

And then the guy gets to be the hero, you know, by saving the scared girl. Sometimes a woman can be a hero in these movies, too. I'm not talking about watching the movie, Jeff. Again, it's not about the five. Once again, I'm going to stand up for the women in this one. Sorry. Anyway, continue, DeAndre. You're watching the scary movie and what?

I see her get up from her seat. So I'm thinking she's going to, you know, go to the concession stand or go with some food or, you know, go to the restroom. Yeah. And she swings her leg over the armrest, and next thing you know, she's sitting on my lap. Oh. In my chair. Hey, that's a good thing. But it was those big, big chairs, right, that are basically like a lazy boy recliner.

Yeah. Lazy boy requires, but, I mean, it's dark and if people can still see us. I mean, even though, you know. Because the screen's bright. And it wasn't an invite, per se, is what you're saying. Right. She just went right for the lap. Yeah, and then on top of that, she just pinned me to a chair.

And I can't see the movie. So I'm like, what the hell's going on? Wait. She was, like, jumps in your lap. She was actually sitting on you? Yeah. Oh, God. I can see now.

That's uncomfortable. Like, we're really cuddling. We thought that you two were, like, next to each other. We didn't know she was on top of you. No, and then she started kissing my neck and then she was whispering in my ear. Like, Daddy, you like this? And I'm like, I'm saying, you. Yeah, just to, like, go with the flow of the thing.

I'm like, I'm like, I think of myself, like, hell no. Like, why are you sitting in my lap like this? So I kind of made the excuse. I'm like, I got to run the restroom real quick. I got to the little boys' room. When I get back, she tried it one more time. She tried it again. I'm like, okay.

Because you thought you would do the bathroom to freshen up for the experience. What did you do? Go immediately. I got to go again. No, I dropped my phone. I draw my phone so I can get out of the seat again. You dropped you. Oh, you purposely threw it on the ground?

You guys are. so hated in that theater coming in and out and dropping and making noise. Okay, now I see what you mean by you felt like I cannot believe what I'm here you gotta be fucking kidding me. That's gotta be hard to hear. This is like a what the hell movie?

Sorry, yeah, DeAndre that's Monica. She's been on the other line of this call waiting to talk to you. Normally we would introduce her but she just jumped in. I don't blame her. I don't blame her. She just jumped right up onto our lapses. I don't know what we're talking about. Sorry, what did you say?

I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, I did go a little something more like that than my story, but that's not the point. The point is, if there was a problem, you should have said it. Like, what's the big deal? You're trying to say I'm a big woman. Is that what you're trying to imply? No, no.

No, what you said? Not insinuated. What do you think I mean? My wife got tired, I mean, I'm... My last time tell. I love feeling in my entire lower half. You could have easily said something anything except for avoiding me and not answering me not call me not doing nothing you didn't even say

anything about it yeah i will say think about it dandre you would like clear communication from a woman like hey if you went too far you want to know right yeah yeah so now i need to call the whole radio station to figure out why you avoided me hello we're grown okay well you live with your parents but i think the other part of it was deandre was mentioning he felt uncomfortable with you like kissing on him and climbing on on him in front of all these people, like out in public. Yeah, so? I'm going to tell you something. If you're not on me and I'm not on you,

there's something wrong with you because PDA doesn't stand for private display of affection. It stands for public. So she loves PDA. All right. Okay. Okay. She wants everyone to know. Because that's my man. Ain't nobody going to tell me that I can't level my man

in a movie theater. Monica, you've been on one date with him. He barely knows you. He doesn't even know. You have a point there. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, to do is say something. Okay.

That's reasonable. That is reasonable, DeAndre. She's hearing you. We're starting to meet in the middle. You need to... Let's call it like it is. You're too broke to afford me. What?

What? What? I'm trying to get to the point where you guys are going to go out again, Monica. What are you doing? DeAndre hasn't even said anything yet. Like, Deandre, you're not totally against people. I'm not against CDA.

I just don't get mounted and like thrashed in my feet in the movie. What? I picture her just like she's riding a mechanical bull. Like it's up the movie. They're like it. It wasn't even that, it wasn't even like that. Oh, I know. I'm just exaggerating.

Whatever. I mean, I pay for my tickets. I mean, I have no problem buying tickets and taking the woman on a date. But, I mean, me being broke. I mean, she doesn't even know me. She just met me on the first, this is her first day. No, whatever. He paid for the ticket.

And that's why he wanted to see the movie so bad and didn't want me in his lap. And so that's what it is. It is what it is. So guess what? I already know I'm probably going to see him back at the car wash. And what I'm going to do is spray him down because he didn't get any and he sounds like something's wrong with him in his whole brain. You're going to spray him down with the whole life. That's going to cost you money.

Oh, there's soap in my eyes. I don't know. At this point, DeAndre, they say you need to go to a different car wash. Yeah. I think there's lots of options. I'll keep that in mind. I'll definitely keep that in mind. But we haven't even offered to send you out on another date, and we would be the ones to pay for it.

She likes public displays of everything. Anger. Yeah. I mean, honestly, we don't even know if she likes him or not anymore because a lot of stuff has happened in this call. Monica, are you still interested in going out with DeAndre again? I think we don't communicate well with each other. I like to mount. He don't like to be mounted.

So that's that. How does it feel? I feel like that's really emotionally mature. That was. Sorry, DeAndre, you blew your shot to get mounted in public. Geez. I'll be all right. I think I'll be all right.

With no one on your lap, you're going to be okay. Driving off in your Mercedes E-Class that we heard about. That's a nice car. Yeah, that's a nice car, by the way. The dirty one. Oh, it's dirty now. She's so upset. Not after you're done with that hose, Monica.

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I don't know. I don't know about that. But at least you can't say that she's not passionate. Or clear with what she's looking for. It's true. You can say she's a little high maintenance. And it's probably going to take a very, very special guy who can check all of her boxes and won't accidentally offend her and somehow set her rules. Right. Because he has to be successful, have money, and very strong quads.

Yeah. Unless he kicks her off his lap, then he's broke. All of a sudden, he became broke in the middle. Oh, yeah. Or at the end. She will go after you because when she's triggered, she will bite your head off and then make her parents pay for your funeral. But I still like her.

Is that crazy? I know, me too. I just want to hang out with her. I hope we all get to attend her wedding someday down the road. We want to be friends with her. We just don't want to date her. No. Could be mounted.

Just for a second. Okay, yeah. Maybe real quick. But if you ever need help with your love life, always email the show. We can call that person who's not calling you back. find all of our second dates. They're up online wherever you get your podcast at Brooke and Jeffrey. What's up, fam, it's sports journalist Ari Chambers.

Hey, what's up, y'all? It's your girl, Sam J. And we're the hosts of Everyone Watches Women's Sports, a new podcast from Together. We're breaking down the biggest headlines, the viral moments, and the stories everyone's talking about across women's sports. From game-changing performances to culture shifting conversations, we'll give you our takes, our debates, and a few laughs along the way. Because everyone watches women's sports.

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