Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Dino Drunkfest

Episode Date: April 5, 2025

Today’s Second Date Update is all about the 3 D’s – Dinosaurs, drinking and diamonds. Hear the call for yourself in the podcast! Get your 2nd Date Update Merch For A Cause HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to your Second Date Update podcast. I gotta say, I'm repping the shirt today, the sweatshirt. Yeah, you are! Hey! I get more compliments on my Second Date Update merch for a cause than any that we've ever done. Really? Than your regular clothes. Yeah, probably. Yeah, that's not even a lie.

They're so cute! Yeah, I personally love the crew neck, but do you? We got a hooded sweatshirt and we got a t-shirt. They will only be available for a limited time and 100% of proceeds go to the charity Convoy for Hope. So again, hit that link up in the notes. And we got some comments, some great listener comments before we get to the podcast. Yeah, I'm thinking of our listener Roger Alvarado today

because he said he's listening on the toilet right now. Attaboy, best place to listen. And that was the other day, so I wonder where he's listening on the toilet right now And that was the other day so I wonder where he is today for the second I you know same time every day Yeah, he's a guy like me. It's a system There's no way you have to go at the same time every day Wait till you have to go Roger do you listen to us the whole time you're in there like part of it You know I got questions. I mean he stays for a long time All right hey, thanks for being here again, and let's get this started. It's your second date update only right here I'm breaking Jeffrey in the morning

second date update Are you guys up to mission impossible with me in a listener today? What are you gonna do are you gonna hang from a ceiling or gonna jump out of a plane Her name is Sasha and if this call doesn't go well, we might have to wear dark outfits and black hats Yes, Brooke give any peanut butter you want to smear all over your face I always got I probably have some on my face from my breakfast still. Earlier this morning I usually do a peanut butter and a... That's what's in the corner of your mouth.

Butter off please. Because we might need to camo and go covert here. Peanut butter camo? Yes, because we could be on a reconnaissance mission today. That all started with a first date which ended up at a guy's place. Would you leave there girl? So we're gonna find out first. Let's welcome Sasha to the show Sasha. How you doing? Hey, I'm better now that I'm talking to somebody about this We're ready for action so start start at the beginning, Sasha.

Tell us what happened with this guy. Okay. I met this guy named Marcus online. Okay. And aside from that, like me is super attractive, like Paul and like all the stuff that I like. I'm really into tennis and he's really into tennis. So that was the one thing that I was like, okay. So we started talking or whatever and he was like thinking of stuff that was kind of out the box

And so there was like a local festival I don't know how I'm sure y'all heard of the dino drunk fest, right? The what dino drunk? I know drunk says I want to go do you get drunk and roar like a stegosaurus? You get drunk when I'm like the drunk fest, but it's the drink best where you get drunk. You feel me? You got it Where the dinosaurs come into play. I'm a little hung over. I can't even lie. I'm a little hung over because I did, I did go out last night. It's like this festival where everybody wears like these inflatable T-Rex costumes. Okay. I thought it was a little weird, but I was just like, you know what?

I'm really attracted to him, and let's do something different. Are you still attracted to a guy who shows up to your date in an inflatable T-Rex costume? Well, I guess she's for fun. She's also supposed to be in the T-Rex costume too. So it's the same. Oh, could you share one so that it's like you're hanging out still?

Oh, dang. Yeah. I like it. That's a good idea. This is some hot Jurassic action that we're about to get into. So how did it go? So we go in, drink in, in the outfits. And then like for some reason, they had a rock wall.

Now imagine like, beautiful costume is plastic, and you have like, you're trying to like, climb a wall. So like, you were falling. It was a lot of fun. Does it not hurt as bad when you land? Yeah, like we're falling. It was a lot of fun. Does it not hurt as bad when you land? Yeah, because you're related. Depends on how much you've drunk too.

Did you do the rock wall or is this just something you were used by? No, effort not. Oh, okay. But he did, he did. He did. Oh, okay. And I was like, you know what,

I've had enough of the dino world, like, you know, crafting fun. Yeah, let's go. But good for you, you went on your comfort zone for a whole hour, hour and a half and it sounds like you had fun yeah and you had a good time I don't know if I had a good time but I did it okay, still proud of you

and you still liked him because you guys left together okay he was like, well do you want to go back to my place and I'm like yeah and then he mentioned like having some more drinks and it would be like I needed more to drink but whatever Like this is why the dinosaurs don't roam the earth Okay, so that's how you end up back at Marcus's okay Okay, so that's how you end up back at Marcus's apartment. Okay.

Yes. Okay. So we go back, we're chilling, more drinks, we end up watching movies. So like eventually after a while I'm like, oh shit, I didn't realize it was like three o'clock in the morning, I had to get up at six to go to work. Oh dang. Do you sleep at that point? No.

You're not sober at work the next day, I can tell you that. So what do you do? So I ordered an Uber, I rushed out. So then the next day, get to work, realize, oh my God, I left my earrings. Oh. Oh, okay. And they were like, not just ordinary earrings,

they're like my diamond stud earrings. Oh. I mean, you were on a date, so you probably wore the good stuff. Oh my God, I don't even have any good stuff, so good for you. No. Yeah.

Yeah, so I reached out to him and like, no reply. Oh god, it's the worst too because you leave it actually on accident and everyone assumes you're doing it so that the guy calls you again and you're like, no, honestly. He made, I've honestly told his friends like, guys, she purposely left her stuff here, red flag. They're all probably telling him, dude,

that's not a good sign. Do you guys talk to your friends about that? Oh yeah, absolutely. Oh, they got some more than we do. No, all probably telling him, dude, that's not a good sign. You guys talk to your friends about that? Oh yeah, absolutely. Oh, they got some more than we do. No, it's more like, dude, she took my hoodie. This is working. So where are you at with Marcus now? Well, after a while, I was like, okay, no, those are my earrings.

I need those. So he didn't, he never replied back. And I just went back to his house and I ring the doorbell and like, somebody else. And what? I ring the doorbell and like somebody else and what I rang the doorbell and somebody else answered the door. Guy or

girl. It was a guy. Alright. And I was like um cuz no one was there the night before and he never said anything about a roommate and I said, hey, you know, I'm looking for Marcus. I was here last night. I left my earrings and he hasn't texted

back and they were like, I don't know what you're talking about. What? Who's Marcus? No. What? Were they playing dumb? Was it a joke? I mean, if they were playing dumb, they were a really good actor, because he was just like, I don't know what you're talking

about. Well, you have been drinking for like many, many hours in a dinosaur costume and after that too. So what are you thinking? Like wrong door? Is that what you mean? Yeah, probably wrong city even. So, but so, okay. Now we're going to call Marcus for you Like wrong door is that what you mean? Yeah, probably wrong like city even so

But so okay now we're gonna call Marcus for you and try and help you get your earrings back Do you want a date too? I mean I'm open to it I just kind of really want to know why do he like hurt me like that like why does no one else want to know who? The random guy in his house We have a lot of questions to ask this guy once we get him on the phone. We're going to come back and try and get you your second date update right after this. Second date update. If you're just joining us for the second date update, we have two objectives today. The main objective, recovering some precious belongings.

We're putting love on the back seat just for the beginning because we need to help Sasha Get her earrings back her diamonds back Jeff. Okay, it's more than just earrings But she left them at a guy named Marcus's apartment after they hung out all night. And the weird part was she texted him to get them back. He didn't respond to her. So she actually physically went to his place the next day and a different guy answered his door and said, I don't know, Marcus, Marcus doesn't live here. Do you think he moved out in the middle of the night?

Is that, is it possible you scared him completely out of his own building, Sasha? I I doubt that like we had a really good night And I don't know why he wouldn't like take me back. I'm like did he sell him like I don't know It's weird the guys like I have no idea what you're talking about She had said she was drinking a lot, so we don't even know if it was the right place that she went back Lot of things to answer so let's just call Marcus if this actually is Marcus's number and see what he has to say here We go Hello hey, we're looking for Marcus.

Who's calling? We're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Pretty fun. Hey, good morning. You can tell by the tone of my co-host's voice how fun we are. I'm the fun one. What's up, Marcus?

Hey, Marcus. Welcome to the show. We're so chill. I did sound like Eeyore when I said that. I apologize. It's always fun. I'm the fun one, what's up Marcus? Hey Marcus, welcome to the show. We're so chillin' I did sound like Eeyore when I said that, I apologize. It's early, it's early, okay. Marcus, are you there? Yeah, good morning everyone.

Good morning. Sorry to barge in on your life like this, but we're doing something called the second date update. And we're trying to help out- Wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what station is this? We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And we're trying to help out one of our listeners named Sasha that you actually went on a date with. Yeah!

Sasha, Sasha, yeah. Yeah, drinking with dinos, right? Yeah, that was crazy. Crazy. That's what we heard, it was kind of a crazy night. Well, I mean, we also heard you went up a rock wall in a T-Rex costume. So I think crazy suits the event.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I was messed up that night, yeah. Okay. We heard there were some positives and some also negatives from the date because Sasha said that she left her earrings at your apartment and texted you about it and you never responded. Yeah, she tried to pull one of those Cinderella acts on me. No, no, no, no, no, it was not a move. It was not like a ploy to get you to call her back. We honestly forgot them. What did you call it? A Cinderella act? Yeah, I'm sorry. Were you there? No, but I talked to her her I talked to her and I could tell that like okay listen

If a woman leaves something at your house, and it's all an act. It's not gonna be her diamond earrings Okay It's something that she could totally toss we don't know if they're real diamonds I don't have a diamond detector. I don't know if they're real diamonds or not Nevertheless, I know she left them intentionally at my house. I know this How do I know that I can tell like it happened to me before What's happened to all of us dudes, but imagine if it really is an accident, bro Listen, she can have her earrings back. I don't want them What the heck I need them for then why are you texting her back?

Listen, she can have her earrings back. I don't want them. What the heck I need them for then. Why aren't you texting her back? The reason why I haven't touched the back cuz I don't want her showing up at my house like she did the other day We okay she told us that she actually went back to get the earrings that but somebody else answered the door I said you didn't live there. No, no you exactly. That's my little younger brother I gave him instructions on what to say, what to do when I'm not home. Who is playing games now? Why don't you just give her the earrings? Yes.

Yeah, true. Listen, she just popped over my house on some shady shit. Like, she was just, listen, you didn't even get the text messages. You are? You think that she's doing it on purpose just to try and like get back into your life and trying to get another date with you? Yeah, yes, if you would have gotten another date if you did not pull this stunt

We don't really know what the intentions were behind it the only thing we can do at this point is bring Sasha on the phone right now. I mean, I know it's not a great look, but the truth is she's been secretly listening on the other line waiting to talk to you. You gotta use the word secret. Well, it wasn't open. So what else do you call it? Sasha, are you there? Hey Marcus. Oh man, what are you doing this now? You know, I would have really appreciated if you didn't have your little brother answer the door. Oh, man, what are you doing this now? Okay, you know what? I really appreciate it If you didn't have your little brother answer the door and if you could have come to the door and give me my earrings yourself Well, I think he would have appreciated if you had warned him that you were gonna show up to his apartment invited There's no response clearly Marcus was scared of her

I warned him, there's no response. Clearly Marcus was scared of her. Oh God. This is so weird. He hung out with her until three in the morning. You weren't that scared Marcus. Come on. Listen, she was in the drunken stupor the whole time. She was drunk.

So were you. You're the one that fell off the rock wall Marcus, okay? Are you serious? A dino drink fest is where you take me on a first date and you have the nerve to try to shake me right now, really? I just need my earrings back. Can you just give me my earrings back? I got you, I will give you your earrings back.

But this is what I'll do, I'll send it to you. I need an address to send these earrings to you. Are you trying to show up at her house, Marcus? Is that what you're trying to do? You wanna announce? No, I'm not trying to show up at her house. No, I'm not trying to show up at her house either. Wait, before we started like exchanging addresses

with each other, Sasha, Marcus is accusing you of leaving the earrings there on purpose, trying to Cinderella him to meet, like trying to make sure you meet up with him again. Right, that's shady, that's not what happened. You're saying no. No, I didn't leave on purpose, but I have done that before like five other times.

Yeah. Oh. Okay. Marcus, you weren't even worth Cinderellaing. I didn't leave on purpose, but I have done that before like five other times You don't Okay, can you see like her perspective? I mean it sounds like Marcus maybe you have a little bit of bad experiences in the past I was gonna say I just say trust issues Okay, sure She just admitted that she left the earrings at other places like at least about five different times Don't be so righteous all right, you've done shady stuff before too we all have She won't leave my earrings. You know, she won't leave her children

Honestly a girl did that to me before. She left her kids here. Wait, really? Yes, we did it because she wanted to come back the next day to see me. Oh. Not to see her children, to see Marcus again. Or to go on a free babysitter for the night. I'm actually thinking that's a pretty genius move.

Little brother answers the phone, there's no children here. Yeah. Well Marcus, you've clearly got a little bit of PSD from your past experiences with women. So do those children. It sounds like Sasha did not do this on purpose and you yourself said that you would have gone out with her had it not been for the text and the showing up to the apartment craziness. So what we would like to do before we start exchanging addresses is offer to send you guys out on a date That we would pay for and then you can bring the earrings and give them back to her in person and we're paying for it

Clean slate no dino outfits Yeah Okay, I think she said no yeah well, your little brother can come along. If that's what you're asking. I don't want a second date with him. I'm sorry. Oh, you're over it now. Really? Yeah, I'm good. I just want my earrings. OK, please give her her earrings, bro.

Yeah, I think you're going to have to show up to his house and get them. She got her little baggity earrings. She can have them. They're not even real diamonds. I'll bet you. Oh, come on. That was below the belt, Marcus. OK, we will pay to have them diamond tested for validity, and then we'll send them back over to Sasha's place. Maybe that could be our deal.

We'd all get together and we can check to see if the diamonds are real. Oh, that's kind of romantic. I won't even waste my time with that. You guys, you know what? If you get the earrings, just listen to me me directly because I don't want to see Dino Bro anymore. Okay? Okay.

Well, no love connection, but at least sounds like we recovered the jewelry that she wanted. We're almost like a pawn shop at this point. Yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm ready to fight. Oh, this is fighting words. Okay. I'll put the hammer back. Hi, I'm George M.

Johnson, a bestselling author with the second most banned book in America. Now more than ever, we need to use our voices to fight back. Part of the power of black queer creativity is the fact that we got us, you know? We are the greatest culture makers in world history. Listen to Fighting Words on the iHe Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. I am Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of I Heart Media. I'm excited to introduce a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic, Stories from the Frontiers of Marketing. I'm having conversations with some folks across a wide range of industries to hear how they reach the top of their fields and the lessons they learned

along the way that everyone can use. I'll be joined by innovative leaders like Chairman and CEO of Elf Beauty, Tarang Amin, legendary singer-songwriter and philanthropist, Jewel. Being a rock star is very fun, but helping people is way more fun. And Damian Maldonado, CEO of American Financing. I figured out the formula is have to work hard, then that's magic. Join me as we uncover innovations in data and analytics, the math, and the ever important creative spark, the magic. Listen to math and magic on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts Hey, y'all, it's your girl, Cheeky's, and I'm back with a brand new season of your favorite podcast, Cheeky's and Chill.

I'll be sharing even more personal stories with you guys, and as always, you'll get my exclusive take on topics like love, personal growth, health, family ties, and more. And don't forget, I'll also be dishing out my best advice to you on episodes of Dear Cheeky's. It's going to be an exciting year, and I hope that you can join me. Listen to Cheekies and Chill, season four, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

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