Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Floozy In A Jacuzzi

Episode Date: January 4, 2025

Today’s Second Date call involves a fedora, a jacuzzi and a big misunderstanding. We’ll try to sort it all out in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I've heard of this one guy. I'm not going to say he's in the room, but he calls it the ninja. The ninja. You're on the couch, Netflix and chilling. Next thing you know, he sneaks up behind the girl with a black mask and a plate of nachos.

Oh my gosh, that sounds sketchy. At first I thought scary, and then the nachos came in, so now I'm confused. Mixed feelings? I'm confused. That's exactly where I want you to be. Oh, it's Jeff's move. Did he layer the cheese so it's not just on the top, too?

Okay, now the ninja's not interested anymore. It's literally theoretically already working on her. Don't get picky on the ninja. It works every time. The nacho ninja. And by works, I mean he ends up going to jail. But one of our listeners said that he has a go-to move he uses on dates. Let's talk to Mitchell about it. Mitchell, you pull a ninja?

I don't say it's a ninja, but, you know, I've got some things in my arsenal, yeah. Okay. Hopefully it's more like nachos, but okay. We want to hear about that in just a second, but first tell us about the girl that you went out with. What's her name? Her name is Jamie. Jamie.

Met her online, you know, doing the online dating thing. Came across her profile and thought she was really cute. Okay. The thing that really stood out to me, though, is that in her picture she is rocking a fedora. A fedora? Oh. Yes.

Classic ninja attire. I was thinking she was like part of NSYNC, you know, hanging out with. It is kind of a throwback piece of clothing. Or in a ska band. I mean, it is time for him to make a comeback. Aren't we around that cycle right now? I don't think so. Don't look at me.

I don't know why you're looking at me. The bucket hats are back. Why not a fedora? Those are way cuter. Let's stop the sidebar on old school fashion and get back to Jamie. And how did you end up asking her out? So, you know, I messaged her and I was like, if I ask you out, I'm hoping that the first time we hang out, I get to see you wearing that fedora. Oh, okay.

I didn't realize it was that important to the story. It was very cool. I mean, it it was that important to the story. It was very cool. I mean, it's a very distinctive thing, you know, and I admire her flair and style for pulling it off, and she looked good with it. And so, you know, she sent some laughing emojis, and we set up some time to hang out and ended up going out to a bar and meeting in person,

and I walked in, and sure enough, she had the fedora on. Which makes her very easy to recognize. Yeah. I'm sure she's the only one wearing one right now. All right. Yes, she was indeed. All right, so far things are lining up. How did the actual date go?

The actual date went really well. We clicked. We had a nice spark in person. The same kind of banter was there from talking online. We got the mutual interest, like comedy and going to concerts and stuff. And it went really well. So when you're sitting there talking to her and you're thinking, like, there's going to be more dates probably then. Exactly.

And kind of also getting the feel that, like, maybe we could take this date to another level. So this is me kind of sidebar with you guys. I guess this is where my move comes in. Thank God, because to be honest, your date was kind of putting me to sleep there. I want to know, what are the moves that you have? What does Mitchell do to get a girl back to his place? So my go-to is I will invite a girl back to my condo because I have a hot tub there and I offer a more intimate experience there.

Nice. I'd go back with you. Which is that easy. I mean, and it's very apparent what you're looking for when you offer a hot tub. Exactly. I mean, they're just...

I need to get a hot tub. I mean, honestly, though, like you're in a bathing suit or maybe not. Maybe some arm floaties. You guys like hold each other and float for a while. Yeah, that's what I say.

A little trust float. Is that how it works, Mitchell? I mean, it can. That's what you're into. I'm down to trust float. Yeah. No, no, baby. Keep the jets off.

I want to see through the water. I already got one. Wait, no. Did she bite, though? Did she go back to your place for the hot tub? Yeah, she was like, well, it sounds interesting and fun, but I don't have a bathing suit with me. And she was like, well, it sounds interesting and fun, but, like, I don't have a bathing suit with me.

And I was like, well, you know, they got spares back in the condo. That's not a problem. You have spare bathing suits in your condo? Is that what you just said, Mitchell? I mean, yeah. I mean, I told you, my goat, she moved. I got one piece.

I got two pieces. Wow. You make it so that women can't even say no as an option. I feel like that should put me off more than it does. I like to still go. I even got a fedora-shaped swim cap. What? Like sharing a bathing suit with another woman is just, I just, I'm not into it. Well, I'm sure the hot tub cleanses it and sanitizes it.

It's like a washing machine. Aren't you worried you come off as just like a player? That's a bad sign, bro. You got a hot tub with spare women's bathing suits. But then that makes you want to go more. But it doesn't make you want to call them back. Like maybe you want to go for the night, but you're not expecting anything else. Maybe that doesn't matter because it sounds like Jamie was interested.

Did you guys end up going in the hot tub? So, yeah, we had another drink at the bar and then ended up going back to my place. And I think this is kind of where things maybe got away from me because right when we got there and before we even could get in the hot tub the alarm on my phone went off and i totally forgotten that i had this thing i needed to do for work i couldn't avoid it for any other time and i was like hey i'm so sorry you can get in the hot tub. I have to do this thing for work real quick. So I could tell, like, immediately she was turned off.

And ever since then, I can't get a hold of her. She's not responding to anything. It's total ghost mode. So she didn't sit alone in your hot tub, did she? Yeah, she didn't get in. I think once she realized I wasn't going to join her so weird but you know what if you were some crazy player you know what i mean you wouldn't say oh no let's not do it like you would say screw he is a crazy player that's what he's been talking about i don't

think so i think i think the fact that you had to say hey i honestly have work i gotta pause the plans right before you get in a hot tub i think think that says a lot, that you're not just looking for one thing. Maybe that's a good thing for her. I think she was just looking for one thing and it didn't happen, so she's not calling him back. I didn't think of that for a second. These are all good questions that we should ask directly to her.

Reach out and call her and get your second date update right after this. Second date update. What? What? If we get this done, date right after this. Second date update. You know what? If we get this done, and Mitchell, we help you out, are all four of us invited to come over to your hot tub?

I don't think we've ever had a hot tub show party before. And maybe there's a reason for that. I'm willing to try it out. Mitch, you cool with that? If y'all can make it happen, yes. Save a two- reason for that. Yeah, there is. I'm willing to try it out. Mitch, you cool with that? If y'all can make it happen, yes. Save a two-piece for me at the large.

You're going to have to clean that thing afterwards, I'll tell you that. If you don't know what's happening, one of our listeners, Mitchell, met a girl online named Jamie recently. They went out to drinks where he used his go-to move on her, which is bringing up the hot tub back at his condo. Where you can choose from any pre-used bikini he keeps handy. Just in case. I know, Mitchell, that you want to call her to get a second date. I want

to call her and ask what was going through her mind that she was going to put on a used bathing suit. It's like whenever 21 instead of forever 21. Yeah, trust some dude that he washed it. Go ahead and ask her, but she seemed dude that he washed it. I mean, yeah, go ahead and ask her, but she seemed to be down with it. Oh my god.

I wash the bathing suits, okay? Yeah, sure. Good. Alright, I mean, she was into it, but the problem was, as soon as they got back to Mitchell's place, his phone went off reminding him he had some work he had to get done. Yeah. She didn't want to stick around while that happened, so she took off.

And now we're going to try and figure out if we can get you another chance to get her back into that jacuzzi. That's what we all want. That's what she wants, too. I mean, that's what I want. I'm at the front of the line. We all want it. Why doesn't she want it? Let's find out.

We have a group goal. For once, we're all on the same page. We're all there when you're in the hot tub with her. I'm going to dial Jamie right now. We'll see what she has to say. Here we go. Hello? Hey, is this Jamie?

Yes, it is. Jamie, what's up? This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. The radio show. Hey, is this Jamie? Yes, it is. Jamie, what's up? This is Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, the radio show. Hey, Jamie. Hey. Um, can I ask what this is about? This is about a hot tub party that we're having here that you're invited to. I have no idea what's going on.

What do you need, actually? Well, we need some answers from you about why you're not calling back our good friend Mitchell, who you went out on a date with. Oh, my God. Yeah. Hear the light bulb go off. Oh, no, the hot tub's making sense now. Now I was like, what is happening right now?

Yeah, because Mitchell reached out to us for this segment that we're doing right now called Second Date Update. He's trying to figure out why you're not calling him back after the whole hot tub thing didn't go down. Oh, he did tell us a little bit about it. He told us about going out to drinks with you at the bar and then going back to his condo. But then he had a work conflict. All right. I'll tell you. I a work conflict. Oh, my God. All right. I'll tell you.

I'll tell you. We were having fun. We did have a good time. And like he said, hot tub. I was in the mood for some fun that night. I was like, OK, hot tub, condo. Let's go. Even after he said used bathing suit that you could use.

Yeah. At that point, I mean, we were drinking. It was fun. I was OK. I was drunk. I was like, yes. All right. Let's was fun. Okay. I was drunk. Come on. It was like, yes! All right, let's do this. Okay.

So you were totally into it. Very into it. Yeah, we were, and we were really, he's nice. I mean, we were having a good time. Okay. But an alarm went off

on his phone, an alarm. And I was like, he goes, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I have this work that I forgot about. And he goes, so I'm God, I'm so sorry. I have this work that I forgot about. And he goes, so I'm a video game streamer. And I'm like, what in the heck?

What? Okay. So I was like, all right. So what are you doing? You're going to play games? He was like, I actually had this idea to get more views and more, you know, likes and all this stuff. I would play games, video games in my hot tub with this sexy woman, which is you. Oh, my gosh.

That was so much sex now. Wait, he invited you to be in his video stream in your bikini? Oh, my God. And I was like, was this planned? Did you have this planned? Oh, man. That's a lot of money to be made there, too. I'll just let you know, Jamie.

That feels wrong. We didn't know anything about the video stream at all. We didn't even know that that's what he did. We had no idea. Of course. That doesn't even surprise me. You know what? That doesn't even surprise me. Is he streaming this

right now? Can you do that? What? I don't know. Oh, he could be. He's actually on the other phone line. Oh my God! And he's listening and he wants to talk to you. I, you know, I see how it looks like

it was a setup, but it was an honest mistake of things just kind of lining up. But then I was like, well, why not just shoot my shot and see if it could happen? What is wrong with your thinking with this? Like, what are you talking about? I mean, Mitchell, don't you want to like say hi and then exchange pleasantries with her first? I guess what? I'm sorry.

I'm a little overwhelmed here. I, you know, I'm just, you know, and figure it out. We're all overwhelmed here together. Okay, wait, hold on Mitchell. How could this have not been planned? You're the one that sets your streaming schedule. It's not like there's a boss out there saying,

Hey, you got to do this bikini. I got caught up in the date and having a great time and totally forgot about it. It's not the first time you've done it. That's why you have the bikinis. Alexis just called it. Have you done this? I'm sure they're not washed. Have you ever done this before, Mitchell?

Had another girl in your hot tub while you streamed? Remember, don't lie because people can find that video. Yeah. Exactly. There are a lot of things flying at me right now. Number one, I have never done that with another girl and streaming in the hot tub. It was a

stroke of not genius at the moment. And number two, I have to say, I absolutely wash the swimsuits. Keep driving that home. That's interesting. Oh, man, I don't know. In his slight defense, both men and women do stream in hot tubs, and they make a lot of money.

So he could be doing this on his own, too. Okay, if you were going to make money, were you going to give her a cut? I'm totally down to give you a cut. Yeah, let's figure out a co-ownership deal. Let's get you a new sexy fedora to put on that head. Oh, my God. That would be big, I feel like. Yeah.

Maybe that's the reason that he totally lost what he was supposed to do that night. The fedora was so cute, so sexy. I mean, what can I say? You see it now. You get it. I'm with you, man. I just want to make sure Jamie's on board because, Jamie, we would love to send you on another date with Mitchell. You don't have to get into a hot tub.

You don't have to put on a bikini. You just have to sit down with him to dinner and we'll pay for it. I mean, at least he's like honest and apparent. Like he is. Very true. It's very obviously what you're getting with Mitchell, right? Look, I apologize again. I know it probably wasn't the best foot forward, but you were an incredible woman.

You're beautiful. You're charming. I totally forgot about it. I'm not irresponsible like that. And I would love to fund all the fedoras you ever want to buy. Oh. Oh. Fund them.

Jamie, that's that video game money. Yeah. Come on. Wow. A fatty. What do you say? Another date with him. Don't call her that.

No, fedora daddy. Oh, a fa-daddy. Oh, fa-daddy. That sounds better. All right. Let's do one more. I am going to wear a fedora, but I'm going to bring my own freaking suit. I'll tell you that.

Okay. Have a couple drinks. It'll be great. I'm not mad at that at all. By all means. Sounds great. I thank you for giving me another chance

and thank y'all for that help and remember nudity isn't even allowed on a stream if you're streaming you can't get fully naked no one was talking

no one was talking that's not where we were at I'm sorry I was interested in being on your stream Jose but never mind hot tub party over in Mitchell's yes see you soon Madora's off Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Oh, you know what I just thought of? What? His three-for-one Target bikini sale. There's four of us. Oh. That means one of us is going to have to go nude. Let me guess. You volunteer?

I have already picked out a hat. Interesting. You're just going to wear a hat. It's just going to be the hat and me. Why the hat? Because he likes fedoras. Oh, he does. Okay.

You want to get invited back. Yeah, I do. I see. I mean, honestly, this second date was an absolute miracle. I don't know how it happened. Yeah, I loved it. I mean, this guy invites a girl over, and when she's there,

asks her to go live on camera while wearing a bikini for his video game stream. Oh, my gosh. If I told you that going in, that we were going to find out that information, we'd say 0% chance this guy gets a date. Totally. I feel like it's such a look at the dating world right now.

Like, options very limited. Absolutely. Just taking what you can get out there. He was just kind of nice and a little bit sincere and that was all it took. Apparently those bikinis were cute. I mean, they're from Target, obviously. They do have cute ones.

But if you ever want to get a second date update or invite us over for a hot tub party. I'll just play the video game. You can always email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're so done with new year, new you this year.

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Dive into John's unique take on the biggest topics in politics, entertainment, sports, and more. Joined by the sharp voices of the show's correspondents and contributors. And with extended interviews and exclusive weekly headline roundups, this podcast gives you content you won't find anywhere else. Ready to laugh and stay informed? Listen on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers.

So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. My co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love. Listen to Athletes First Family Podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You are cordially invited to the hottest party in professional sports.

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