Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: I Brought My Mom

Episode Date: February 1, 2025

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Apple Podcast or wherever you go to find your podcast. Hey, you found the second date podcast. Thank you so much. I found it too. Finally, it's pretty easy. Thanks for being here, Jose. You're welcome. I love it. I love it. And hey, just a reminder, if you want to endure or punish yourself for 45 more minutes We've got a full show Dare you to try it at the Brooke and Jeffrey feed, but for now we'll get into some questionable relationship advice

Second date update Most women have their own unwritten rules. They set down for a first date Most women have their own unwritten rules they set down for a first date Now Alexis might not agree because these rules I found online were written by men Number one always be willing to pay for half. Yeah Should I stop there? I didn't get to don't drink too much the best dates a sober date why would Alexis want to remember anyway we have a woman on the phone named Katrina who has her own unwritten rule for dates that

she brings someone along on her first one every time. Wow. Really? Katrina, welcome to the show. Hi. I think I'm more amazed that you can find someone to come with you every time. You know, like once or twice as a friend. Then I'm like, girl, I am not going on your eighth first date. People don't even want to go on their own dates. Seriously.

Well, if you would pay for half of the meal, then people would be more than excited to hang out with you. And if you have a third, you can triple it. You can split it by three, I think. There you go. But we want to learn about you and your dating life, Katrina. So tell us, who do you like to bring along on your dates with you? Like a friend? Honestly, I like to ask my mom to come. Oh, God. I was afraid.

Oh, no. Oh, geez. Why? Why? You're a psycho. Okay. No. Hey, hold on. Before you say anything, I love moms. If a girl showed up with her mom on a date, I'd be so happy. No, you would not. That is not true. Momma, give me a hug.

I'll get your approval first. For a first date? Why would you do that? Well, I have my mom kind of creep in the background. It's not like she's sitting with us or anything. Like just to make sure that like the vibes are right and that I'm safe and you know, you never know who's on these apps. You need someone to make sure that like the vibes are right and that I'm safe and you know you never know. Make sure your form is right on the kiss too so make sure mom is in.

You mean she's just like a random person at the bar do you introduce her to your dates? No spot-on she's just a random person at the bar. Okay that's better. It's better it's better that is I mean okay I'm sorry girl I'm glad you're here I'm glad you listen that feels unhealthy to me Brooke doesn't want to let her children leave the house until they're 30 years old I mean I say that but I don't really want that to happen Brooke is definitely gonna be on the first date

Really quickly and then you guys continue so I'm guessing the mom went on this one too. We're being so judgy here, we haven't even heard the date yet. Tell us about what you guys did and this guy that you went out with. Well, to start at the beginning, this guy Jeremy, I met him on, I know you're gonna roll your eyes, I met him on Tinder. That's fine. That's way better than the first thing you started this with. We're gonna try not to judge. Keep going.

You met him online. We met on Tinder and honestly we headed off pretty quick, but like it kind of seemed stagnant. Like it wasn't going anywhere. Like we talked for a few weeks, but we mostly just talked about food. Like we're both just big foodies. Nice. Okay, so it's a little bit of a bond over. Yeah, but it felt like it was kind of stalling, say yeah, like I sort of just had to be like hey

Are we going on a date or are we just gonna sit here and like talk about food that we're not ever gonna keep together Well, some guys do need that they need that extra push to be like hey ask me out already And after a matter of a week, I'm gonna say something like I am that Assertive and then bring your mom. I love it I know we do this segment to find out what things you love and what things you don't We got to figure out what Katrina did for her date Where'd you and your mom go? Okay. Well, he suggested sushi love that Yeah, so I chose the restaurant

because I knew where it was. My mom and I had been there before, so that was also helpful. And so you're excited about this date. Oh yeah, I'm all in, I'm ready to go. And so I end up carpooling there with my mom. And we get there a little early, obviously, because I don't want to get busted,

but I have mom post up at the bar. And he and I meet up, and everything's pretty normal at this point. Can I ask, when you're separated from your mother, are you guys secretly meeting in the bathroom at any point? Are you giving each other signals throughout the day? Not necessarily. I mean, there was one point when I got up

to go to the bathroom, and I definitely did just one quick check in with her. Okay. I feel that's risky though. I look so much like my mom. If someone saw me talking, you would know a million percent. Totally. Yeah, the date would probably leave you for your mom because she's really cool and chill. She's way tanner. It sounds like if you only checked in with your mom once, the date must have been going

pretty well Yeah, I mean we were making quick work of the sushi menu. We did it all from sushi to sashimi to seaweed salad We had a little bit everything You're leaning in on the foodie connection you guys have Definitely so like it was pretty chill. How does a mom date end like does she watch you guys? I'm being serious because he can't walk her to the car. Cause it's her mom's car. My mom has the keys. No, no. She's her mom. I'm like the car right now. We went outside and yes, I have to get in the car with my mom. So like I have to finesse

this. So I just had a problem. Like, Hey, this was great. And I like gave him a quick kiss, but like he kind of did seem a little surprised by that. Oh, because you kissed him? Like you initiated it? Yeah, again, I am that girl. Yeah, you're assertive. That's rare. In front of your mom. Was it in front of your mom? Did she see? I mean, yeah, she was like lurking in the background. Oh, no. Her camera's out and everything.

It's just- Yeah, I just want to capture that. No. We're just joking, though. And what do you mean he seemed surprised by the kiss? How so? I don't know. Like, I kind of just threw it out there. It was quick. He was kind of like, looked like he was reeling a tiny bit. I don't know. We did just eat a bunch of sushi that could be on me

I was weird for him because his dad was also Mom's over by the bar The grandparents are in the car outside It happens I will love it so I really hope not but but maybe it will when we come back. We'll call Jeremy for you and try and get your second date update right after this. Thank you. Hold on.

Second date update. If you're just joining us for the second date update, we're on the phone with Katrina, whose first date would be an absolute nightmare for most of us in this room But for her it's totally normal to bring along her mom as the third wheel Just make sure that everything is going right As far as we can tell her date Jeremy did not know that her mom was even there the whole time Watching peeping in on their first kiss Katrina did you hold your finger up to give mom a countdown so that she knew the kiss was about to happen?

What we kind of romantic? Well, I think everyone was caught off guard by the kiss mom included For some reason I just imagine your mother of in the window of that sushi restaurant just banging on it saying way to go, honey Well, thank God that didn't happen. Okay, but after the day your mom did approve of him Yeah, definitely, okay, and we never asked either have you talked to him sense I know that you said the kiss took him off guard, but maybe you heard anything No, that's why I'm calling you. It's been awkward. I don't know what's up Hopefully we can help smooth things over we're about to call your boy here and hopefully turn Katrina and Jeremy into the power couple

Katrina me Did we need to dial her mom in on the other line? I'm sure she's watching through one of the windows of the studio I'm gonna dial him right now. Let's do it Hello, hey is this Jeremy? Yeah, who's this? We're we're a radio show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey Jeremy. How you doing? Hi Hey, Jeremy. How you doing? What up? Hi. Hi. Hey. You're quite the talker.

Yeah. So. It's going to be a tough nut to crack, Jeff. Maybe, but hopefully we can, because we're trying to help out one of our listeners with this segment we're doing called a second date update. Basically, you went out with a girl named

Katrina the other night to a sushi restaurant, and we're trying to kind of pick your brain about it. Uh, yeah, that was a scam. What? What? Did you say scam? Like you scammed her? No, no, I think she's got some kind of operation she's running. Oh, she scammed you.

Wait, can you please elaborate? Because we have no idea what you're talking about. Yeah, she did not allude to any sort of scam when we talked to her. It was a date, right? Well, all right. We went to a sushi restaurant. We ordered a ton of food. Yeah.

You showed at a sushi restaurant. Yeah, okay. So at the end, the bill came and you know, I have a policy. I'll pay for the first day usually more than that I just think it's the right thing to do. Also I mean we had a big night we ordered a lot of food so the guy came and she put down her card too and I was like all right thank god that one I don't have to pay for this all but two that that's nice of her to like I said I'd get it but then she threw down her card so I was like all right that's nice of her to like I said I'd get it but then she threw down her card so I was like alright that's cool of her

yeah that's really considerate of her see Alexis it is a nice thing guys appreciate that and like that about women whatever I mean I just change what I do just saying people like Alexis consider it for next time anyway I forget my card Jeff oh is that what it's about?

yeah yeah she always says oh I'm so sorry so sorry Jeremy keep going well but hold on because the bill came, and I got my card back, and I saw I had still been charged for everything. And I had a quick moment of what's happening. And then he turned to her and said,

and here's your loyalty card. What? Oh, so she. That's her favorite sushi place. Wait, so like she threw it down, so like if you order 10 rolls, you give them 11th free or something, like that type of deal, is that what you mean? She was getting some kind of like reward points

for all the money I just spent. Oh. Oh. Wait, that's pretty smart. That's not a scam, like why wouldn't she throw it down? Like you're eating there, you don't have a loyalty card. It's weird that she would get all the benefits from their meal together that he paid for. She should have said, hey, you can have a loyalty program here. If you want, you can join. If not, I'm in it.

When someone buys me Starbucks, it's so hard for me not to put my rewards barcode right there. I don't know that that's a scam. I bet she just didn't even think about it. Well, how much was it? How much was the bill that you paid? It's sushi. It's gotta be a hundred or so. I think it was closer to like 200 bucks. Yeah! Oh my god. She just didn't even think about how much was it how much was the bill that she paid? I think it was closer to like 200 bucks Yeah, oh my god I saved the scam because I just suddenly got a flash of her taking like every internet guy to this one place and like California rolls and nobody even know this is loving this you this. You're creating a little monster in our studio. I'm texting all my friends right now.

I'm sorry. That is a big accusation. It is weird that none of that came up when we talked to her. Well, it's so smart of her. I'm telling you, she doesn't even think about it. Yeah, she just takes money from guys and gets the rewards for herself. It may not be like that. Okay, we need to clear this up and actually have Katrina on the line. She is on the phone already, by the way for herself. It's her money! It may not be like that. It's more. Okay, we need to clear this up and actually have Katrina on the line. She is on the phone already, by the way, Jeremy.

We want to talk to you. Does it feel less scammy? What are you talking about? Yeah. Yeah. That's how this segment works. We have them listening quietly and then have them jump in. That feels normal.

Sir, respectfully, what are you talking about? Like I'm running some kind of scam. You suggested sushi, I suggested the restaurant. Oh, she got you. Wait a minute. Wait. You just said you picked the place. You picked sushi, so what? I was gonna talk to you for weeks.

On the off-cance, you would land on sushi, even though I told you pick absolutely anything. She's got a good point here. Wait a minute, just answer me, yes or no. Have you taken other internet dates to that same place? Oh, quite frankly, that is none of your business. And if you would like to know, that's where my mom and I like to go.

It's our favorite restaurant, she and I, so. Yeah, because you get all the free food there. Oh, come on, you guys. Jeffery, you really think that she is going to spend hours talking to men then hours going out on terrible dates with them like it is not worth like I can't imagine all of that energy being worth whatever you end up getting. I guess I do see Brooks point you can be running a tighter scam than this You're taking weeks to get them in. Maybe you need to like streamline this. Thank you. The reward is not worth the effort. Yeah. Maybe I'm going to buy you some gift cards too.

Next time you're there. You keep saying it's not worth it. Then why would you bother putting down your card? You offered to pay. I said thank you because that is the appropriate response. And then I put my royalty card down. I'm not going to let 160 bucks, like $150 bill go without like just putting points on my card. Like you're paying for it anyway. Like why not be cashing on it? So you said you and your mom go there.

Did you use the loyalty points from this date on the next time that you and your mom went and ate there? Why would it matter? I'm just curious. I always use my loyalty card when we go and eat there. And yeah, we went there like a week or so after this date that he and I had. So like technically, probably, but I had a lot of points on that card.

So he paid for several meals for you and your mom. You guys, that's kinda nice. You bought her mom dinner. Yes. I don't know why he's so upset about this still. I totally don't see an issue with this. Here's the thing. After hearing the way this man feels about me,

because I'm apparently a scam artist, let me just pull the curtain all the way back. Let's get so real right now. Oh, there's more behind the curtain? You now. The week or so after when I went there with my mom was not even the most important time that I went there with my mom. I think the most noteworthy time is the fact that my mother was there when we were on the state in the first place. She was sitting at the bar. Okay. I don't know if Jeremy knew that. That's not a real bomb you think it is. I don't know if Jeremy knew that

She was just watching to make sure that I don't get I don't know murdered and then Jeremy you gave up you feel like you maybe gave off some murdery vibes when you matched with her online You thought I was gonna murder you in this sushi restaurant Maybe not in the restaurant, but maybe the parking lot. Probably, yeah, after you pay the bill, obviously. Yeah, they need the loyalty points. Duh! I think the more important point is, did you hear that her mom was there?

Yeah. I don't even understand. Your mom is chaperoning your dates. You're a grown woman. Yeah, because there's a bunch of weirdos on the internet, so you have to be careful. Yeah, we're the scamming people. Oh, you want to care about a scam?

You are the weirdo! The internet weirdo is you! Aww. Well, I just... This is not going well. It's so romantic at this point. I just have to ask if you two would like to go out on another date.

Moms and parents all invited, and Jeremy, we're gonna pay for it this time. Our loyalty card. We'll give you your own punch card. Yeah What do you think Jeremy? This is like more twisted than I even imagined There's no here. We'll pay for everything yeah, let her go out with her mom. I'm done But they're like to do that so the royalty points are running low though, so who's gonna to pay for that? You guys will you already said you were going to give me a gift card. Let's go Now you're running a scam on us. Yeah, well, I don't know. She's really good at it though. I'm still okay with it. I know

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