Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: I Got My Bullseye On You

Episode Date: December 21, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Seven questions, limitless answers. Second date update. There's two types of people that you're going to meet in the dating world. The neurotic, uptight, over planners like Brooke, who have to schedule out every minute of the entire evening, months in advance, or they won't even have a good time.

Is that true, Brooke? No, I can't show up on time for anything, let alone like over plan it. Do you not know me? Brooke was literally yelling at me to put it in your schedule, Jeff. Put it in your schedule or you're going to forget. That's because we have to travel for work and you're not going to show up.

Okay, neurotic. And then there's the chill, suave, go-with-the-flow types, like me. I knew. Who believe that they can make a good time happen with anyone, in any any bathroom at any truck stop at any time that's my promise that's the only two types yeah has to be a truck stop and one of our listeners says he's also the go with the flow type but he's worried it may have been

his undoing on his date his name is russell but we're to call him Russ, and he's not going to fight us because he's chill with it. What's up, Russ? Nothing much. Yes, I am. I go with the flow, dude. That's for sure. That's my guy. Russ is just like water. What? I got it. I got it. Ben's to every need.

Fits in any container. Way to turn this into a physics lesson. Well, I could just say that. This is why Brooke is the opposite of him. Yeah, let's let me lead this conversation, the chill type. So Russ, why don't you tell us about how you met this person that you went out with. What's her name, by the way? Her name is Whitney.

Okay, and how'd you meet her? Well, we met at this place. I probably shouldn't say the name, but it's one of those drinking and darts places. A bar? Yeah, well. I know, that's what I was thinking too. I don't say the name, but it's one of those drinking and darts places. A bar? Yeah, well. I know, that's what I was thinking, too. I want to reveal, but. I mean, it's one of those newer places that electronically keeps score of the darts as you go.

Like, you know that place, Popgolf? Yeah. It's like that, but for darts. I've heard of these. That's cool. So, again, it's just taking, like, old bar games and charging people more for them, Alexis. But yeah. You met Whitney there?

I was there with coworkers and she was part of the group next to us. You just met her in the wild? Like, that's crazy. In the wild. How did you approach her? Like, how did you guys strike up a conversation? Super totally naturally. Like, there's these tables between our groups, and we were stirring them to set drinks on.

And she set hers down, and I just, like, said to her, how's it going? You know, that's it. Good pickup line. Nice. Yeah, and she just leaned in and said, I'm just going really good. And she even whispered to me. She said, because I'm cheating. Oh.

Oh. Wait, what? How do you cheat in an electronic game? You're talking about darts, not about, like, relationships, right? Like, she's not game you're talking about darts not about like relationships right that's awesome were you able to get a date out of that meeting or is this your one hangout yeah i asked her as it was coming to a close i was like hey do you want to can i get your phone number you want to hang out sometime and she said yes that's awesome so you spun that into a date a few days later is that what happened Can I get your phone number? Do you want to hang out sometime? And she said yes. Cool. Nice. That's awesome.

So you spun that into a date a few days later. Is that what happened? Yeah, the next week. Okay. What did you guys do? I didn't have a plan. I just said, I'll come pick you up if you're comfortable with that, and we can just drive into the city and figure out something to do.

Or there's a lot of truck stops outside of the city, which also make great dance spots. Jeff can guide you to those. But, you know, city's one way to do it. Okay, where'd you go? Well, so we drove in, and I wasn't hungry. And then I asked her if she wanted to get something to eat, and she said she wasn't hungry either. Never trust that.

You didn't. You should have still bought her food, bro. I've learned from that mistake. So what'd you guys, did you go get a drink somewhere? I was like, yeah, let's go get a drink. And she's really not actually a big drinker. And it was a weeknight and I was like, all right, so no drinking, no food. I don't want to go sit in a movie theater, you know?

So we just drove around, you know? Sorry, wait, you, you did what? We drove around. That's it? That was the day just driving? For how long? Um, oh, about an hour, less than an hour and a half. Bro, this is like when I was in high school.

No, but was it on like a pretty road or is this like stoplight traffic driving? Does that make a difference to you, Alexis? Yeah, slightly. I mean, it was night and there were stoplights. It was not some scenic drive in the country. No, it was driving around in the city. Okay, so now, do you regret not having a plan?

Yes, honestly. At least you admit it. How did that night end? Like, was it just driving the whole time? Yes, that's about it. But it wasn't as awkward as it sounds. Like, that's the thing. We were talking about our family,

talking about our lives, our work. And, you know, she was laughing. I was laughing. So it wasn't, like, as painful as it sounds. But I also wonder if it wasn't painful for you because you had something else to do, like drive. Yeah. She's just sitting there.

She could suggest something at that point. Maybe we ended on a high note when they finished the evening. How did you guys leave it? I dropped her off, and we said we would do it again. Do that again? No, I joked and I said, you know, next time we'll have a destination. And she was into it.

You know, I said, let's get dinner. Let's be hungry. Maybe a weekend. And since then, how many times have you driven by her house quietly? Oh, he likes that. He thinks that's funny. Okay. I'm just kidding.

How long has it been? Since that night, it's been just over a week. Okay. And you've heard nothing or little bits? I only texted her twice. She responded to the first text and not to the second one. I'm not going to keep bugging her. Okay.

Yeah, but you can tell. You're going to let us bug her. Yeah. So we're going to come back and we're going to try and play it cool and suave, but we're going to take a page out of Brooke's dating life and have a little bit of a plan and ask her questions. Just a small plan. Yeah, just a teeny plan.

We won't yell at her and demand that she put it in the calendar. That's more effective. We'll gently approach her and try and get you a second date update right after this, okay? Awesome. All right, man, hold on. Second date update. You know what? I'm proud of our listener, Russell, because he listens to his dates and gives them exactly what they want.

Whitney said she wasn't hungry. No food. Whitney said she wasn't hungry, no food. She said she wasn't thirsty, no drinks. She said she didn't really feel like doing anything, then her wish is his command. They're just going to drive around the city and talk and talk until they bore themselves to tears. Your wish is his command. Until she said, okay, I think it's time to drive me home. All right, I'll take you right home.

That's exactly what he did. So why isn't our man getting a call back today? I just hope she doesn't complain that he didn't set anything up and plan out a date. Because if he does, I'm going to have to rush to his defense. Are you? Brooke, if that happens, would that turn you on too much? Because I could dial back my natural heroic qualities if that's going to be a problem for you. Oh, I see.

I didn't know what you were inferring me to be turned on by. By my heroism that oozes out of my pores. I see. I like how you have to explain. I feel safe. Okay. Russell, do you feel safe? I feel safe.

Okay. Yeah, Russell. I mean, I think we know what we're going to hear here, but I think it's going to be easy to get you another chance. What are we going to hear here? That she was bored. That it was a boring date. Why do you always bring them down right before we do the call? I wasn't bringing her down! Why do you always do that?

I think she's going to... What do you mean? I think it's going to be a scheduling conflict. Okay. And she wasn't bored at all. Or she's married and you were just a side piece. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm the one bringing the mood down. Somewhere in between there. We'll find it. Okay, let's and you're just a side piece. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm the one breaking the mood down. Somewhere in between there. We'll find it. Okay, let's hope they're somewhere in between there.

The married part is actually kind of good news. It's not your fault then, Russ. That's true. Well, wait, because they didn't kiss. I don't know. Did you guys kiss? No, we didn't. Okay, that's good then.

Because she didn't ask for a kiss. If she had asked for one, though, he would have planted one on her. It'd still be cheating. her yeah that's still cheating like my husband can't go drive for an hour with a random woman in a car that would michael if you're listening turn the car around now we gotta get back to business here we're gonna call whitney let's dial her number and see if she picks up here we go hello hi we're looking to speak to whitney speaking okay hello hey whitney hi who's this we like the sound of your voice we're a radio show she's got tentative what we're uh a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Are you serious? Yeah. Not all the time, but right now we are. We're wacky. We do try and do some fun stuff. Alexis, tell them about it. We call people. Why are you calling me?

Good question. Because we do this segment is called a second date update. And that's where we try and help listeners get another date after they went out with someone one time and want to see him again. Oh, OK. That makes sense. So one of our listeners has asked us to reach out to you specifically. His name is Russell. Oh, you remember, Russell, you guys like drove around the city for a while. has asked us to reach out to you specifically. His name is Russell. Oh.

You remember Russell? You guys drove around the city for a while. He asked you out after you guys met at that dart bar? Yeah, we did. I was out with my sister, my best friend, her husband. Well, that's great. But we want to talk about Russell a little bit. Yeah, but we do know your sister's probably great.

She's awesome. Your whole family, I'm sure. But what did you think of Russell on your guys' date? He was okay. Okay. He's okay looking. Oh. Ouch.

Just call him ugly. It's better than okay. Okay. Hold on, though. He pulls up to your house. I mean, you'd already met him in person and agreed to the date. It's not like you didn't know what he looked like. Yeah, but I didn't know fully about him.

But after driving around for an hour, I really learned a lot. And sometimes that's positive. Sometimes that can be negative. Okay. And it can change the way you're attracted to someone. That's for sure. Oh, yeah. It can.

So what did you learn that changed your mind about him? He lived with his parents. Oh. Well, that was direct. Okay. He's not stable. He's codependent on his parents. Wait, wait, wait, wait, though.

Hold on. I think it's pretty common. Yeah. I mean, we've definitely heard other listeners come on the show that have said that they lived with their parents and they're saving up a lot of money so they could buy, like, a nice house. Sure. In between jobs. Absolutely, or in between roommates.

I mean, there's just so many different reasons why you would find yourself back in that position. We thought it may have been something that he, like, did wrong on the date, but he didn't do anything wrong, it sounds like. No, no, no, he didn't do anything wrong, but he like. No. No, no. No, he didn't do anything wrong, but he needs to have his own place. He needs to be able to provide. Okay. I mean, I know we've heard that as a deal-breaker and a hang-up for certain people, but, like, I mean, I can understand why you wouldn't want to bring that up to him during

the date. You really think that's something where you would not even consider seeing him anymore because he lives with his parents? It's a deal-breaker. How come? Like, why is it for you? Because he needs to have his own money. He needs to have his stuff together just a little bit more.

Okay. So the connection isn't necessary. You're like an independent woman who's out on your own, making your own life, and you want somebody that matches that energy. Yes. I do wonder what Russell would have to say about that because I need to let you know Whitney he is on the other line listening

he is? yeah that's another thing we do thank you Alexis for your second contribution but Russell is there I think yes I am on the line and I'm just

it blows me away to hear you say that because one of the things I learned about Whitney is that she also lives with her parents. Wait, what? Yes, I do live with my parents. You do? Yes. Yes, I do.

Wait, hold up. What do you mean? What do you mean you live with your parents, Whitney? I mean, I live with my mom and my dad. One of us needs to have our own place. I honestly kind of get her on that. It'd be really hard to date if you both lived with your parents. No! You can't judge somebody else for it.

Typical. I can, and I do. Okay. So, what we're learning here is the reason that you're not going out with Russell is because he lives with his family, even though you also live with your family. That's a deal breaker for you. Exactly. Why?

Okay. How are we going to hang out? How are we going to hang out? You know, where am I going to cook dinner for him at? It's kind of sexy if you think about it. If you're like, so do you want to go back to your mom's house or my mom's house tonight? I could see how that would really set in for you after you spend just an hour in his car together. Exactly.

You're going to spend a lot more hours in cars together. I would have gone back with him to his house, but we didn't have anywhere to go. Okay. Oh. Russell, you're staying awfully quiet during this. Do you have anything to say to her? I think this is completely ridiculous. Like, we should be closer to one another because we have the same situation.

We're trying to get out of it. Things are crazy now, and I am saving towards a goal. And it's like, I just don't know why you'd put that on me completely. It just seems really like a double standard. I put it on you because you're the man, and you need to get this done. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is 1950. I'm with him on that. I put it on you because you're the man and you need to get this done. This is 1950. I'm with him on that.

We're kind of heading back in that direction in a lot of the legal ways. If we get out of that conversation, maybe, Russell, you just have a better... You have a plan of how you guys would hang out and maybe that would change your mind. That's a good idea. We can move forward from this. How would you guys hang out if you both live at your parents' house?

That's a really good question. That is a good question. I mean, as the man, how would you step up and provide a place to hang out for her? I mean, we could go on dates, get to know one another and then go,

go to the coast, you know, for my parents travel a lot. There's a lot of times where they're not going to be home. I mean, we could go on dates, get to know one another, and then go to the coast, you know? The coast. You know, for my parents, travel a lot. There's a lot of times where they're not going to be home. Oh, right. Now we're getting to a real solution. High school 2.0. Yeah, get the house to yourself one time.

Or if they are home, tie a bandana around the doorknob and tell mom and dad to go watch a movie. Oh, no. What? That's not a thing. That's probably a thing in Jeffrey's house is the sad part. We've got a lot of colorful bandanas that mean a whole lot of different things. I feel like his mom uses it more than he does, no. What? That's not a thing. It's probably a thing in Jeffrey's house is the sad part. We've got a lot of colorful bandanas that mean a whole lot of different things. I feel like his mom uses it more than he does, though. I'm like, well, I'm not going in that room.

No, it's happening in there. It seems like you guys have this thing in common. People die to find things that they have in common with people in the dating world. Maybe not this thing, though. And honestly, if you can leave an hour hanging out in the car and still think that this is a fun person you want to be with, you may be missing out. You don't want to throw that away. That's why we'd love to offer to send you guys out on another date to somewhere outside of both of your parents' homes, and we would pay for it. If you're up for giving them another chance, Whitney.

Nothing has changed since the start of this conversation. If he gets out of his parents' house, maybe we can talk then. Sorry, Russell. It looks like we're not going to be able to get you a second date here. Parents ruined it again, Jeff. Yeah. Fine with me.

Hey, if you have any cute friends that have their own place, let me know. Oh, come on. Are you asking Russell that? Yeah. Jose's got his own place. No one wants to date me.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning what a disappointment man. I think she's really not seeing the benefits of this situation I remember hooking up at my parents place when I was 15 You don't think it's gonna be just as exciting when you're 35? It's not. No. I'm going to go with no. My parents are asleep. I mean, the parents don't hear as well. They can't run up the stairs as fast. You're able to get away with a lot more. Plus, your curfew is probably two hours later than it was in high school.

Not to mention free PB&Js, as many as you can eat after you're done fooling around. You have to fuel up. Plus, parents always have a stocked fridge. Yes, always. I was actually telling her not to be so judgy, but after that, right down. I actually might move back in with my parents after this. Yay, I want to. Make sure to follow Brooke and Jeffrey on all of our social medias, by the way, at Brooke and Jeffrey.

You can hear all of our second date podcasts, too. They're up online. Wherever you get yours, brookandjeffrey.com. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them.

More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you. Someone else will, too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Catch Jon Stewart back in action on The Daily Show and in your ears with The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. From his hilarious satirical takes on today's politics and entertainment to the unique

voices of correspondents and contributors, it's your perfect companion to stay on top of what's happening now. Plus, you'll get special content just for podcast listeners, like in-depth interviews and a roundup of the week's top headlines. Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine.

A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen. What if you asked two different people the same set of questions? Even if the questions are the same, our experiences can lead us to drastically different answers. I'm Minnie Driver, and I set out to explore this idea in my podcast. And now, Minnie Questions is returning for another season. We've asked an entirely new set of guests our seven questions, including Jane Lynch, Delaney Rowe, and Cord Jefferson. Listen to Minnie Questions on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Seven questions, limitless answers. $1.4 billion in NFL quarterback contracts. The untold stories behind the biggest deals in football history. I'm AJ Stevens, Vice President of Client Strategy at Athletes First. Introducing the Athletes First Family Podcast, the quarterback series. My co-host Brian Murphy, Athletes First CEO, and I are sitting down with the agents who have negotiated contracts for Justin Herbert, Deshaun Watson, Dak Prescott, Tua Tugnavailoa, and Jordan Love.

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