Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: It's A Fall World After All

Episode Date: October 28, 2023

The guy in today’s Second Date feels lucky to be alive after his date to the Carnival. But why were the carnival workers all making fun of him? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I started young, okay? One of our listeners, Henry, says he had his worst first date happened recently at a carnival oh well same i mean very similar to my experience so we'll hear about that henry welcome to the show man hey man thanks for having me yeah hey okay is this ball pit related no no it wasn't it wasn't the ball pit okay well we'll get into the details of what happened at the carnival but first tell us about the girl that you went out with who's she well her name's kylie and she is freaking gorgeous yeah right when you said kylie i was like nice is there a ugly kylie ugly kylie's text in to 78592 reveal yourself we need to know that you're out there. Seriously. But what's up? She's gorgeous?

She was gorgeous, man. So we met on the dating app. Okay. And they show up, and you think they're not really going to be as gorgeous as they were in the photos, but she was 100%. So right off the bat, I'm like, all right, this is going to be good. Oh, okay. So that makes you excited, not nervous. Oh, totally.

I mean, the average nerves, but I'm excited. So what did you guys do together at the carnival? So I figured neither of us had been to a carnival since we were kids. And let's go be kids. Let's go play. Yeah. It's a cute date idea. I mean, it's open to a lot of like funny moments and also romantic moments.

Yeah. And that's exactly what both of us thought until we get there. And I don't know if you remember clearly the carnivals from when you were a kid, but all of the people that work there are kind of they look sad. They kind of

look like they're in prison. I actually noticed that as a child as well. You gotta get on their level. It's not an easy job. It doesn't seem like a fun job. I mean, carnies have a stereotype, right? Why would that ruin your date, though? Well, it's just a weird environment when you're trying to be on this first date and you're throwing baseballs at a milk jug that's being run by some strung out neighborhood crackhead.

Oh, wow. That was a lot of... I used this milkshake as a pipe 20 minutes ago. Can you at least smile over there while I'm winning this giant teddy bear, please? Yeah, come on, man. I mean, I'm paying you money, so put on this show.

Actually, don't smile because I'm going to see all the teeth that you're missing. Guys! I mean, did you say stuff like that about these people while you were on the date to her? No, of course not. Okay, good. Oh, my God. That is rude. We're missing. You guys. I mean, did you say stuff like that about these people while you were on the date to her? No, no, of course not.

Okay, good. Oh, my God. That is rude. We're kidding. That would be, like, the number one reason she would be calling you back. Honestly, the date was incredible.

Like, we got cotton candy. We're doing all these rides. And so this is where it goes bad. Okay. You know, you have to get tickets to go on the rides. Most rides are five tickets per ride and some are 10 right and at the end of the night we're left with three tickets okay we're like all

right well what are you gonna do with three tickets and there's this one rankety looking ride left that only costs three tickets called the circle the seven seas upside down pirate ship oh the big pirate ships that go around in a circle, like where it goes back and forth and back and forth. Oh, yeah, okay. So you're strapped in, and you're both facing each other, and it's flipping over itself. And I'm a pretty skinny guy,

so maybe I didn't tighten it up enough, but I started to slide through oh no oh my god that's actually scary it was terrifying i fell out of my seat onto her oh and it's still flipping and they don't see this they don't stop the ride oh my god were you injured no not really i mean my my spirit. Your body's shaking up. Was she injured? I just imagine you, like, slamming into her as, like, it flips over.

I mean, I'm sure you wanted to slam into her at some point in the night, but not like this. Jeffrey. No, I was able to kind of keep my hands. So I'm just bouncing at her, and she's screaming, and I'm screaming. Oh, my gosh. Oh, jeez. That's terrible. I guess it's Oh my gosh. That's terrible. I guess it's the point of a ride though. It's a little intense.

The worst part of it was when it finally stopped, the carnival dude opens the cage door and I come falling and rolling out of it. And she just starts walking. And I'm like, oh, the whole night was great until now. And I'm like, oh, f***. The whole night was great until now.

So I'm trying to apologize. And I hear one of these dudes say, well, that was funny. Oh, my God. Don't laugh. That's awful. That is terrible. Like it happens a lot to them or something. Pretty emasculating for that to happen in front of your date.

Yeah. Yeah. And just the fact that I couldn't hold myself in my seat. I felt like a that to happen in front of your date. Yeah. Yeah. And just the fact that I couldn't hold myself in my seat. I felt like a little kid. It's not your fault. Yeah, I know.

It's Gravity's fault. It's that, you know, Harness's fault. It's not your fault. A girl that just randomly be mad at you for something. Well, it is kind of his fault for choosing the worst ride

in the park to have. You want to go out on the Ferris wheel so you can calmly kiss on the top you know you said that she walked away after that was done like how did it how did that night end we drove home in silence oh i could tell that she didn't want to talk about it yikes dude so you don't think it's like a red flag that she wasn't concerned? She didn't care. I'm really crying. I mean, I would have liked for her to have said something.

But honestly, I think she might have been in shock just as much as I was. Oh, God. All right. Well, let's find out. Maybe she's had a chance to calm down a little bit and process what happened. We're going to call her and get your second date update, find out why she's not calling you back right after this. All right? Thanks.

All right, hold on. Second date update. We're in the middle of a second date update with Henry, who went on a date to the carnival with a cutie named Kylie. And they were having a really good time together, minus all the sad-looking carnival workers who were totally bumming him out. Bad vibes, bro. The worst part happened on the final ride of the night

when Henry slipped out of the restraints mid-ride and got rattled around the cage. Luckily, he's okay, but the mood was definitely killed after that. Even the guy working the ride laughed when he stepped out, saying that was funny. So, Henry, how bad are you going to feel though if you find out Kylie hooked up with that tweaker operating the ride?

Oh no. We've heard weird things happen on the show. Hopefully that's not the case. No one is thinking that, Jeff. I just thought it. I think it's an option. I hope that's not the case. I'm pretty sure she wouldn't have gone home with that guy. Are you sure? Because I know Brooke would she wouldn't have gone home with that guy. Okay. Are you sure?

Because I know Brooke would have. Yeah, a guy with a job. Yeah, but my name's Brooke. I'm not Kylie. Yeah. Kylie's probably a... She was into me. She was into me for sure.

Okay. And on the bright side, you cheered up a sad carnival worker for just a few minutes. You made his day. That's a good thing. Slapstick comedy. Still funny. Yeah, well, good for him, but keep in mind, I almost died in his age of death.

Almost? But almost, yeah. It was worth it. Age of death, sounds like another fun ride. Have you texted with her at all, or has this been no communication? There's been zero communication. I texted Juan hoping she would respond,

and she has not. Well, hopefully let's get the communication back on track here. We're going to call her right now and see what she has to say. Here we go. Hello? Hi, is this Kylie? It is.

Who's this? Oh, you mean you can't tell? Okay. She does not find it funny. No, she probably doesn't listen to our show, bro. Oh, I thought maybe a second time might work. But no, we're a morning show. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay.

Hey, Kylie. Hi. Everybody's here. My co-host, Brooke, Jose, Alexis. Hi. There's like, what co-host, Brooke, Jose, Alexis. Hi. There's like, what, four people? Yeah. Oh, man.

Hot and good at math. I like you, Kylie. We hear you're quite the catch. Who told you that? One of our listeners, Henry, who you went out on a date with the other night. Oh, God. What exactly is this about this is about a segment that we do called a second date update and we're hoping to get some answers for why after you guys went to the carnival together there's been no communication between you two

did he tell you about the carnival uh yeah. Yeah. Most of it sounded really fun. Yeah. Like you had a great time. First 95% of the night went really smooth. Would you agree with that assessment? Yes. Maybe 94%. Okay.

Sorry. Don't argue with the math whiz. But that's good. I mean, that's a pretty good percentage for a date. The best part was the waffle cheese fries. I'll tell you that's good. I mean, that's a pretty good percentage for a date. The best part was the waffle cheese fries. I'll pay that right now. Just when I think you couldn't get more attractive, Kylie. Did you have a turkey leg?

Actually, don't answer that. Let's not get into the food. I'm going to ask all food questions. I mean, we're on a mission right now to try and get some answers for why you're not calling Henry back. Yeah. And this is what we know. The part that went bad, according to Henry, was when you did the last ride of the night.

Like the pirate ship called Circle the Seven Seas. The children's ride? Well, aren't they? No, there was like a... He described it as like you were locked into a cage and you're both facing each other and then you flip, like the cage flips upside down yeah it's a different ride than what you just sounded pretty intense no that's it but it was

a children's ride what do you mean like a teenage child or like a small child like when they have the small small roller coasters that don't really do much kind of kid ride like it was only two or three feet off the ground like we only had like three tickets left to spend and you know it's not going to be a good ride with three tickets left oh wait so it wasn't a scary ride yeah we're picturing something enormous that was like 40 feet off the ground tossing you all over the place i thought it was like the zipper mix that meets that ship thing right almost a ferris wheel size yeah yeah no it was like the zipper that meets that ship thing. Right. And it's almost a Ferris wheel size or something. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, it was like six to nine-year-olds around this thing. Wait, was there a cage in restraints? What? Oh, there was restraints, but I mean, he wasn't even, he was too big for them. Like, they couldn't even attach to him because it didn't fit. Wait, that's not fair. Like, you guys went on the ride together and the restraints didn't fit him i mean it sounded like it was a scary experience from what you're

describing you're talking about an adult ride this was not an adult ride this was a child ride moving like two miles an hour barely two feet off the ground we were tilted at the most tilted at the most wow and then suddenly he slips out and randomly falls on me now i get it that is a bad obviously a miscommunication here either he's not telling us the whole truth yeah that's the one i'm leaning towards jeff heavily towards that one okay well let's take his restraints off from the phone line and bring him on. Because I need to tell you, Kylie, Henry's been on the other line listening this entire time and wants to talk to you. Henry? Henry.

Uh, yeah. What do you have to say for yourself? Yeah, that's kind of embarrassing, man. I mean, dude, you didn't tell us it was a children's ride that you got hurt on. I felt bad for you. And now I don't. Yes. You didn't ask me if it was a kid's ride or not.

It was scary to me. The way you described it made it sound like this enormous, crazy experience. You did. You apologized to her. You guys go in this little bitty cage that you hardly fit in and get spun in circles like that. It sounds scary to me, bro. Fun in circles? We were tilted to the left, barely.

27 degree angle. I have a bad equilibrium. Oh. Maybe a carnival isn't a great idea for someone with a horrible equilibrium. Hey, I have vertigo. I like how you were calling all the carnies creepy, and it turns out that you were the creepy one. I see why they laughed now.

Okay, you guys are kind of getting mean over here because I thought that y'all were trying to help me out. Well, you weren't being honest. I mean, you have to admit you just used it as a way to get close to her. Look, I can see how you all would have heard this and thought that I was blowing it out of proportion. But everyone experiences things differently and people get scared of different things. True, yes. So you're sticking to the you were scared.

I was. You were. were scared. I was. You were. I was. If you were so scared, why did you say you wanted to do it again? You wanted to go again? Look at that. Because I wasn't going to go out like that. I wanted to prove that I'm tough and I'm a man.

Yeah, conquer those fears. I'm going to get right back on that children's ride and show those five-year-olds who's boss. You wanna see me tilt to the left? I'll tilt hard. I'll tilt back to the right, even. Well, she didn't want to get back on the ride. Yeah. Oh. Kylie, why

wouldn't you give him another chance to reclaim his manhood? Oh, God. I would have if he was crying more than the seven-year-old who got off the cart beside of us. Oh, he really was crying. He was actually scared. This whole time I thought it was a ploy to get close to you. Oh, my God.

That's what we're saying. Thank you. Thank you. Sometimes when I land on top of people, I cry too. And that's totally okay. And that's why I would love to offer to send you two on another date to someplace with no rides, maybe just a restaurant.

Yeah. And we'll pay for it. Kylie, what do you say? You guys would save a lot of money because you'd probably order off the kids menu. Oh. I like how you think, Kylie. Is that a yes?

Go get some chicken tenders. I don't think so. I think I need to... Come on, Kylie. It'll be fun. No. Your definition of fun is not mine. Oh, man.

Yeah. Okay, well, fine. Then I don't... I didn't... I didn't want to either, so... Yeah. Very Kylie. Kylie, he showed you.

You tell her. Oh, I can't believe you're rejecting this man. Yeah. If he's tall enough to ride the ride. Then what? He may still cry. I wasn't even crying that much. It was a manly level of crying.

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