Brooke and Jeffrey: Second Date Update - Second Date Update Classic: Mewing Good in the Neighborhood

Episode Date: June 1, 2024

One of our listeners tried to cover up an embarrassing moment by saying she had something in her teeth but what she was actually caught doing was way more embarrassing than that!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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That happened to one of our returning listeners who was unfairly shamed by a shallow, superficial man who got all judgy just because when they went out to the restaurant, she put some of the table's olive oil directly on her face to moisturize. You remember that one? Yeah. And he thought that was weird for some reason. Well, I mean, it is at dinner time. Yeah. No.

In public. But it's okay. You know, we take weird here. I bet her it is at dinner time. Yeah. No. In public. Uh-huh. But it's okay. You know, we take weird here. I bet her skin is still glowing. Yeah. Yeah. We're jealous of how beautiful she is. Yeah.

Shockingly, she is back with us again today, probably moister than ever before. Claire, welcome back to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. I always just want to call you olive oil cute nickname i rarely ask this claire but what kind of feedback did you get from your friends and your family after they heard it when it aired they're just like wait you do that like that's a thing that you actually do and i was just like yeah okay a little surprise yeah but you're back with us again today i think it's a fair question on my part just right off off the bat, to ask, did you do the exact same thing this time?

Because we might be able to tell you right away why you're not getting a call. No, I learned my lesson. I don't do that in public anymore. I do that at home only. She used marinara this time. Okay. You still do it, though? Yes.

Yeah, olive oil is supposed to be good for you. Oh, okay. It's natural, yeah. Even out of the dinner table. Who's the new guy that you met? His name is Catan. That's a cool name. Like the settlers of Catan?

I hate that game. Oh, yeah. It's too hard. We met online. So there was no olive oil. But the problem is I forgot to do my mewing before the date. What did you just say? Your what? Your viewing do my mewing before the date and so what'd you just say you're what you're viewing my mewing mewing yeah like mew mew like a cat or no no no it's a beauty

thing like it's all over tiktok what do you what is it what do you it's all over tiktok what do you do yeah i've never heard it helps like shape your jawline and make you like you know that's what you're saying it's like contouring no it's like you're saying. It's like contouring? No, it's like you're saying it. Like, essentially, you're building your muscles in your face. Yeah, like you place your tongue, like, flat against the roof of your mouth, not touching your teeth. Okay. And then you, like, close your mouth, and you just kind of hold it for, like, 10 seconds. I do it, like, 40 times a day. Everyone is trying it right now.

Oh, my God, guys. We all look so hot. I'm looking around the room, and everyone's like, No, you don't do it to look hot. It helps make you, like, over time. Oh my God, guys, we all look so hot. I'm looking around the room and everyone... No, you don't do it to look hot. It helps make you, like, over time. Yeah, it's like you can see that sexy, cute jawline. So, wait, wait. So, sucking in something sour.

Do you think missing one day of your jaw exercises is what threw the whole date off? Well, she said she was doing it on the date. No, she said she missed it before the date. Isn't that what you said? Yeah, clarify. Yeah, I forgot to do it before the date, so i just kind of did it at the table while we were talking and waiting on food okay well thing is claire we know you and we respect you and get the beauty secrets but why aren't you just waiting on a first date the average guy might find it a little bit

confusing i'm obsessive like if it's on my mind i have to do it like i'm upset like okay what did he say when you were doing that at the table i mean i didn't tell him that's what i was doing you know i didn't want another situation like last time so i just told him i had something in my teeth but at the same time if you were at a really nice place like a fancy, that might be something that would actually gain you brownie points. They would think that you were cooler, sexier seeing you mew out in public. All the in people know. Where were you?

We were at Applebee's, actually. I'm sure that people were like, is that Gwyneth Paltrow? She over there, what is Applebee's offering these days? I don't even know. So we got the two for 25 deal. There it is. That is a deal. So that comes with a six-pound steak and like two-size salads.

Clutch. Oh, damn. My best friend worked at Applebee's. I spent so much time there. But not a lot of money. It's so cheap. I love it. You got to eat good in that neighborhood. Yeah, so you do. Well, that's a fun date. It not a lot of money. It's so cheap. I love it. You gotta eat good in that

neighborhood. Yeah, that's what you do. Well, that's a fun date. It's not too much pressure. Yeah. How was the actual date part? I thought it went great. We enjoyed the food. We had a good conversation, you know, and I paid for the dinner because I felt like I should. Why did you feel like you should?

Because I asked him out and it was just like, here's my treat. Oh, nice. That makes sense. I like that. You've got a lot of things working in your favor right now. What was the end like? What was his vibe?

It was good. We got some dessert. We had some sugar dusted donut dippers. Oh, that sounds so good. I want a good outfit. And it was cute. We dipped each other donuts. You fed each other?

Aww. Not aww. And it was cute. We dipped each other donuts. You fed each other? Aw. Not aw. We fed each other donuts. And we had like a cute kiss by the car. Oh, you did have a kiss. Yeah. This is the best Applebee's date I think we've ever heard on this show. And powdered donut kisses. These were like the sweetest kisses.

With those chiseled jawlines, too. Oh, yeah. Going at each other. I really do wonder what went wrong then yeah how long has it been since that date happened it's been about a week and you haven't heard from him at all no i don't know i thought we had a great conversation we like bonded over pets and all that kind of stuff you're the one that asked him out on the first date so then it's on him to initiate the second date you know yeah sounds like you guys were mewing good in the neighborhood,

but maybe that's not the case. We're going to come back, call him, and try and figure it out when we do your second date update right after this. Thanks, guys. Second date update. Today we really are fancy like Applebee's. Hand-feeding each other sugar-glazed donut dippers, sharing a giant raspberry blue lemonade, two straws.

Oh, my God. One not being used because she's too busy mewing at the table. But if you're just joining us, we have Claire, a returning second dater on the phone, who went out with a guy named Catan recently, and she was mewing during their date at Applebee's. Mew, mew. Which, if you didn't know,

mewing is a beauty exercise that you might find on TikTok where you press your tongue up against the roof of your mouth. It's like... Your lips closed to help define your jawline more. Every time you describe it, I have to do it. Is that weird? I think everyone in their car is doing it. You wonder what it takes.

But Claire did get a kiss at the end of the night. With all that mewing going on, though, she may have been puckered up the whole date, so who knows. Katan probably thought she was trying to go for the first kiss as soon as the appet of the night. With all that mewing going on, though, she may have been puckered up the whole date, so who knows? Katan probably thought she was trying to go for the first kiss as soon as the appetizers came. We're going to find out for sure here. That would be a good thing, Jeff. On my day, hey, puckered up, girl.

I don't know. PDA and Applebee's seems a little much. That's on par. We're going to find out here in just a minute. Claire, how are we doing? We're doing okay. Okay. I mean, you've been through this before.

You know what to expect. And it can't be worse than the last time you were on with us, right? Yeah. Is that the hopeful speech I should have given you? I mean, I'm sure that's what she thought the last time she came on the show. She was like, oh, how bad could it really be? But she's self-aware this time. Yes. I think you were really careful on this date to try not to do anything or say anything that might set off alarm bells.

Right. So let's see what he has to say. Ready? Yeah, I think so. Okay. Here we go. I'm calling him right now. Hello?

Hey, is this Katan? This is Katan. Is this? Hey, Katan. We're a radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey, Katan. Hi. Hey.

I like your name. It's the voice of radio people. Are you real busy right now? Is this a bad time? No, I got a minute. What's going on? Okay, good. Because this is the only time that we have.

So as I asked the question, I thought I shouldn't know. Yeah. Are we going to call him back in a few days? No. You don't ruin it. We're doing something called Second Date Update where we try and help out our listeners who've gone out with someone, but they're not getting a call back. And you recently went out with a woman named Claire, right? I did.

Okay. I did. Okay. Yes, I did. Okay. What did you think? Yeah. Claire's cool. You know, like she took me out to Applebee's. Yeah, we heard a little bit about your date,

Applebee's and a kiss in the parking lot. There was a lot of positives that seemed to come from it. Oh, and donuts. You guys had donuts. Yeah. We know so much. We know a lot of positives that seem to come from it so we're donuts you guys had donuts yeah we know so much we know a lot about the part that we don't know is why you aren't calling her back for a second date that's it oh yeah like she's great she's a good looking girl i i actually like her and uh it was just a weird date weird Weird good? I mean, those are all positives, you said. Yeah, it's hard to describe.

Like, for a pretty girl, she just gets a lot of food in her teeth. I don't know what to make of that. For a pretty girl? Yeah. It is true, though. I can never remember one pretty girl having food in their teeth ever. I don't know. Is that a thing? I didn't realize I ever had food in my teeth until I met my husband and he kept pointing it out

Were you seeing the food in her teeth? Yeah Yeah, that's the thing. I think she's like a little self-conscious about it or something because she wouldn't let me see. She would always like keep her mouth closed, but she would always be like clearly getting food out of her teeth, out of her tongue. But that's not a reason not to call somebody back, right? I don't know. Have you ever sat across from somebody that's just cleaning their teeth with their tongue for like an hour? I can see that if it doesn't stop yeah it'd be hard to focus on like the conversation you were having if that was there's no conversation if they're cleaning their teeth right

even what like if you're in the middle of a sentence and somebody's going to town on their own mouth yeah well there'd be spurts and we would talk but then like i would ask a question and then she would be not answering so it's this awkward silence of her just cleaning her teeth it wasn't just one time like one period of this this was throughout the entire night yeah the whole time at the table at least oh okay yeah that is bad yeah yeah because Yeah. Because we don't. Those more? We kissed at the end of the night, and then all I was thinking was, is there still food in there? You need some help with that, girl?

Let's get some dessert over here, you know? Ooh, I taste donuts. All right, let's not pile on. That's not what it is. It's a miscommunication. It is, and we can clear up all the miscommunications by just putting you in touch with Claire right now because she's on the other line listening to this conversation. Oh, no.

Oh, she's on the line? Yeah. Possibly mewing at the moment. Oh, sorry. Possibly cleaning some food out of her teeth in the moment. Claire, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. Oh, I think youibly cleaning some food out of her teeth in the moment. Claire, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Okay.

I think you owe him a little explanation. Yeah, it might be safe. Okay, I was not cleaning my teeth the whole night. I'm sorry. I lied to you. You lied about cleaning your teeth? Yeah. I was worried you'd judge me.

Honestly, at the table table i was mewing you were what yeah that was kind of mewing you know like a cat no why do you keep bringing this up as if it's a common thing no one knows what you're talking about i'm like does no one watch tiktok does no one like keep up with trends i don't understand how no one knows what this is your algorithm is different than ours yeah why don't you just explain to katan what it is so that he can get it too okay so basically it's like to shape your jaw and like get it snatched you You just like keep your jaw shut. You push your tongue to the roof of your mouth and lay it flat. And then you just hold it for like 10 seconds at a time.

What do you think of that, Catan? Sounds pretty sexy. Why would you do that on a date? Normally I wouldn't, but I actually forgot to do it earlier that day. And I do it like 40 times a day. Oh! I just want to hear from Catan what her jawline is like. Yeah.

I mean, is it snatched? Snatched is good, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Claire's a beautiful girl. I did not particularly, just because of her jawline, I think she's just a really beautiful girl. She's really nice.

Okay, that doesn't come just naturally. She needs to do some work for that, okay? That's what she was doing. I thought that would prove that Claire doesn't even have to do these. You're beautiful as you are. Nah, it doesn't happen like that. No, it takes work. Really?

Guys always say that. Like, oh, you look so perfect. Like, whatever, you don't need to, like, do anything. No, that's not true. You want to date a beautiful woman? it's hard okay makeup and mewing he doesn't know about that but katan would you like to apologize for calling her beautiful the way that she is she was asking for it all she clearly did not like that. She liked it a lot. Yeah, I guess I don't get it, Claire.

It just looks odd if you're, it looks like you're cleaning your teeth. Yeah. I'm sorry, I just, I feel better when I'm doing my beauty regimens and I'm wearing makeup. I mean, Alexis Brooke, I've seen pictures of you without makeup. Do you feel better when you're wearing makeup,

like more like yourself? Yeah, well, Claire, I feel like you're judging me now. I'm not offended. I mean, definitely look better with makeup. I speak on behalf of Brooks. That's what you're saying, right? Claire, they look beautiful in those pictures online with all the makeup on.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Or they're trying too hard, ladies. Or me. It just threw me off a little bit. I don't really know what to do with that. I've never experienced that.

I'm like, am I weird for thinking that's weird? Yeah, let's go with that. Let's go with Catan, you're the weird one. And the way to make up for your weirdness is by just agreeing to take her out on another date that we will pay for. Hey!

And Claire, can we just agree right now that you'll get the mewing out of the way before the date starts this time? Oh, my God. Yeah, okay. I promise to not do any beauty regimens at the table. Okay. Finally learned your lesson.

I see. Katan? I'm down. I'm down. And if you missed your mute, we'll do it together, but only for like a couple minutes and then we can. There's a good guy. Only a couple minutes and we could... There's a good guy. Only a couple minutes and we have elbow stretches. He's going to be a mu-wop.

Your dog's going to look so good. Yay, way to go. Our jawline couple. Look at Jeffrey in the morning. So many texts coming in to 7592 from people who caught themselves mewing in the car while going to work or dropping their kids off at school. I'm not going to lie. After Brooke mentioned it, I had to do it too.

I've been doing it the whole time. I thought she was weird when she first told us, but then I can't stop. Yeah. I get it. Your jawline, Brooke. I can already tell. I know. I have a good jawline to start with.

I mean, this thing is going to be able to wrestle somebody to the ground soon. I just went from three chins to two. I think we accidentally made this an even bigger trend than it ever should have been. So good for us. Yeah. There's even a few people who mentioned when you mute, do your eyes automatically go up? Because mine do. Mine don't, no.

I can't do it. I can look anywhere. Really? Wow. Just perfect body control. I guess we should be talking about how cute the couple is, right? Yeah, we should. She wasn't able to get a date the first time she was on her show,

but she did get one the second. Yeah! Don't give up on us! If Miss Olive Oil Mew Mew can do it, then you can do it too. Email the show. We'll call that person who isn't calling you back.

Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ugh, we're so done with New Year, New You. This year, it's more you on Bumble. More of you shamelessly sending playlists, especially that one filled with show tunes. More of you finding Gemini's because you know you always like them. More of you dating with intention because you know what you want. And you know what? We love that for you.

Someone else will too. Be more you this year and find them on Bumble. Jon Stewart is back in the host chair at The Daily Show, which means he's also back in our ears on The Daily Show Ears Edition podcast. Join late-night legend Jon Stewart and the best news team for today's biggest headlines, exclusive extended interviews, and more. Now this is a second term we can all get behind. Listen to The Daily Show, ears edition on the iHeartRadio app,

Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The forces shaping markets and the economy are often hiding behind a blur of numbers. So that's why we created The Big Take from Bloomberg Podcasts, to give you the context you need to make sense of it all. Every day in just 15 minutes, we dive into one global business story that matters. You'll hear from Bloomberg journalists like Matt Levine. A lot of this meme stock stuff is, I think, embarrassing to the SEC. Follow The Big Take podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.